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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,252 --> 00:00:04,584 CHUCK: I'm Chuck. Here are a few things you need to know. 2 00:00:04,755 --> 00:00:07,462 You really think you've been fighting evil? 3 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:08,751 Doing good? 4 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:11,424 You think it was all a coincidence? 5 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:16,221 The Intersect, Fulcrum, The Ring, Shaw, Agent X? 6 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,632 You're just a pawn. You always were. 7 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,968 No! No, no, no. Don't take the Intersect. 8 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,102 - You're fired, Chuck. - No! 9 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:25,723 [GRUNTS] 10 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:27,266 Operation Bartowski is done. 11 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,102 What if we went into business for ourselves? 12 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:33,447 Hartley turned over all of Volkoff's assets to us. 13 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:36,324 Our first purchase was the Buy More and everything below it. 14 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:37,610 Freelance spies. 15 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:42,248 Under the radar, above the law. Oh, man, this is gonna be so much fun. 16 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:43,577 Oh, nice. 17 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:51,089 Guys... 18 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:52,500 ...I know kung fu. 19 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:08,140 So ocean view. Gulls flying by. 20 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:10,479 Think this is something you could get used to? 21 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:12,815 I'm more of a toes-in-the-sand kind of girl. 22 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:17,450 I like the idea of waking up in the morning and rolling out onto the beach. 23 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:21,407 Okay. Well, then maybe we can find a nice little place on the sand someday.... 24 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,493 ...if we, you know... SARAH: Survive this? 25 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,157 CHUCK: Yeah. 26 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:29,537 Hi. How you doing today? 27 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,501 No shooting. 28 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:36,009 I don't want the blood and the mess on the pool deck. 29 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:39,428 Make them jump. 30 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:40,843 [GUN COCKS] 31 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:45,560 - Think we can survive this? - Uh, I don't think so, honey. 32 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,346 JEAN CLAUDE: "Honey"? 33 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,685 You talk like an old married couple. 34 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:52,851 Well, actually...... 35 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:56,689 I'm sorry, I don't care. 36 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:58,232 Throw them off the cliff. 37 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,737 Do it and die, Jean Claude. 38 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:02,865 We came for the vase. It belongs to our client. 39 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,907 You let us have it, and maybe we'll let you live. 40 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,745 SARAH: You've fallen into our trap. 41 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:11,704 You see, we work with a master spy, somebody who you can't see coming. 42 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:13,793 In fact, right now, he's probably... 43 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,002 [GUN COCKS] 44 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:18,669 [SIGHS] 45 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:27,890 I want it noted that I took out six of their guys. 46 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,389 HENCHMAN: He was taking this. 47 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,558 You thieves have expensive tastes. 48 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,769 This vase is worth $6 million. 49 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,772 It's times like these I wish I had the Intersect. 50 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,528 Well, you don't. 51 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:42,909 - What now, Moriarty? - Kill them. 52 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:45,575 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 53 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,990 We have another master spy. 54 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,371 [GROANS] 55 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:55,584 [BEEPING] 56 00:02:56,593 --> 00:03:00,131 Okay. Yes. Yes. First mission as the Intersect. 57 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,545 You can do this. 58 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:05,136 They need you, Morgan, so get in there, okay? And you be a man. 59 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:08,393 No, be more than a man. 60 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,724 Start with the man part. Just be a man first. 61 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:15,943 Keep going, thief. This is fun. 62 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:19,321 The fun's about to end because, while we've been chatting.... 63 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:24,118 ...our other spy has been effortlessly breaching your compound's security. 64 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,408 [GRUNTS] 65 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,118 I'm good, I'm good. 66 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:31,578 He's heartless, cruel. 67 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:35,124 Oh, I'm so sorry, fishies, about your pond. 68 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:36,754 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 69 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:40,292 You think your security men are the best? Top-notch? 70 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,426 I admit, I do. 71 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,969 SARAH: Well, our spy is currently slicing through them.... 72 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:48,134 ...like a hot knife through butter. 73 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,270 Go on, say something about you-know-who. 74 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,064 Do I have to? 75 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:57,480 [WHISPERS] Yes. 76 00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:01,196 He'll tear your limbs off and beat you with them. 77 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,866 Okay, okay. 78 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:09,780 Points for trying, but where is this masterspy? 79 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:11,957 MORGAN: You looking for me? 80 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,285 Right here, tough guy. 81 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:16,749 [JEAN CLAUDE LAUGHING] 82 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:19,380 Here we go. 83 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,880 Kill him too. Kill them all. 84 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,336 Come on. 85 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:27,506 - Now's the time, buddy. - I'm working on it. Working on it. 86 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:30,221 And we're dead. 87 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:34,179 [GASPS] 88 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:37,314 Let's dance. 89 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,734 [GRUNTING AND YELLING] 90 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:07,262 Who the hell are you? 91 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,673 Charles Carmichael of Carmichael Industries... 92 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,934 ...private contractors, spies for hire. Don't forget it. 93 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:14,560 [VASE BREAKS] 94 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:22,861 Wow, I really thought that the latch was latched, but, uh... 95 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:26,899 Buff that right out. I think we can still make that... We'll make that work. 96 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,740 We're still working out the kinks. 97 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:16,790 CHUCK: Alrighty, folks. It wasn't a total catastrophe. 98 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,996 The client was not interested in the vase... 99 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:23,501 ....but the microchip inside it, and that is intact. 100 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,005 Boom. 101 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,795 [CHUCK SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 102 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:30,303 MORGAN: Bam, we're in the pink. - The vase was gonna be our payment. 103 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:33,298 And still is, fully restored. 104 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:38,311 Who's not gonna pay 6 mil for a slightly used Ming vase? 105 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,435 [SIGHS] 106 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:45,811 SARAH: Chuck, we mowed through the Volkoff fortune on start-up costs. 107 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:47,104 Look at these numbers. 108 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,694 Forty-two million dollars, which is a lot of dough. 109 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:53,281 SARAH: Rockets, bullets, the private jet, servicing the private jet... 110 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:57,164 ...the fresh shrimp that Morgan likes to eat on the private jet. 111 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,325 They're just not the same frozen. 112 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:02,164 They're expensive, and if we're going to stay solvent... 113 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:03,829 ....we need to collect soon. 114 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:06,544 Or crawl back to Beckman, get a government contract. 115 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:10,173 Never had a problem with Uncle Sam. Beat the yahoos we got coming here. 116 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,679 Our problem is not Uncle Sam, it's Clyde Decker. 117 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:15,841 - I don't see that changing any time soon. - Beg, plead. 118 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:19,015 You know I get antsy taking cases with moral ambiguity. 119 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:23,148 Guys, come... Sarah, isn't this what we wanted? 120 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:24,854 Come on. Carmichael Industries. 121 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:27,690 The independence and freedom to do what we want. 122 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,571 We're doing good. We're doing good. We got a solid team. 123 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,901 We just need a little more time to get our feet on solid ground. 124 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:36,695 And in the meantime, we work for dirt bags. 125 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:41,250 Chuck, you're handling this really well. All the bumps in the road.... 126 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:44,536 ...and Morgan with the Intersect, and you without it. 127 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:46,375 Which is fine. 128 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:50,258 Morgan, yes, has the Intersect now, but I'm happy for him. 129 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:55,548 Plus, I get to work with my smoking-hot wife and my best friends. 130 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,932 Who could ask for anything more? 131 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:03,225 - What was that? - What was what? 132 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:06,937 - Are you hiding something? - Why would I need to hide anything? 133 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,608 - Okay. - Okay. 134 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,611 Morgan, Operation VFTB is dead. 135 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,442 View From the Bluff is dead? 136 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,952 Ugh, Chuck, I found the perfect house for you guys. 137 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:20,705 I was wrong. Sarah doesn't want a house on the bluff. 138 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,742 - She wants her toes in the sand. - Operation Toes in the Sand. 139 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,252 Actually, it makes a better acronym. 140 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,879 Toes in the... T-l-T... 141 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,416 Why don't we just call it Operation Toes, okay? 142 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:34,586 Hmm, fine, fine. I'll start my research. 143 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:38,256 Oh, Chuck, I know you've been setting aside funds for this house... 144 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:41,802 ...and I hope my accident with the vase didn't blow it for you. 145 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,971 No. Hey, hey, don't worry about it. 146 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,265 We got a very promising potential client. 147 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:49,935 We're gonna wine and dine him, and soon enough, we will be raking it in. 148 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:53,571 Good, and you know what? If it all goes south, well, we still have... 149 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:56,575 The Buy More. She's served us well over the years. 150 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:01,413 It all seems so normal. 151 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,282 A little too normal. 152 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:07,710 Yeah. Sleeping dogs, though. Sleeping dogs. 153 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:08,916 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 154 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,081 Oh, it's Casey. Wants us down in Castle. 155 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,920 CHUCK: Yeah, all right. 156 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:20,799 Hoist the flag. 157 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,691 CHUCK: Hey, Casey. What do you need? 158 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,643 New client's here. I don't like him. 159 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,528 What? The who? The what? The client? The client is here? 160 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,157 I thought we were gonna wine and dine the guy. 161 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,658 Waste of time. He's here. 162 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:41,035 Casey, this is supposed to be a secret base. 163 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:43,288 I took precautions. 164 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,494 Oh, good. 165 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,536 Casey, what precautions? 166 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:55,671 [PANTING] 167 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,507 What the hell kind of operation is this? 168 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:02,132 We're still working out the kinks. 169 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:06,849 Twenty million dollars was stolen from me by a high-level Ponzi schemer. 170 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,810 You heard the name Roger Bale? Well, you will soon. 171 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:13,317 He's bilked investors to the tune of about a half a billion dollars. 172 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:14,648 Why not go to the cops? 173 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:17,235 I did, but Bale has falsified records... 174 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,032 ....saying he lost the money in trading and he's broke. 175 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:23,070 But he keeps buying property in St. Martin. He's a thief. 176 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:26,323 The heart of Bale's operation is a computer vault... 177 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:30,585 ...in his corporate headquarters. Access the accounts, get my money. 178 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,211 Yes. We ride at midnight. 179 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:33,542 His security is deadly. 180 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,167 So maybe we ride first thing in the morning. 181 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:39,210 - No need to rush. - That's a better idea. 182 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:43,052 Twenty percent of what you recover is yours. 183 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:50,017 Fifty. Done some digging on you, Woodley. 184 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:53,399 You're just an ambulance chaser, trial lawyer, scum of the earth. 185 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,857 Uh, he's kidding. He's kidding. He's only kidding. 186 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,238 Casey, Bale is worth infiltrating anyway. 187 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:02,526 Looks like he's stolen money from teachers' unions and families. 188 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,911 He stole 2 million from Rush Limbaugh. 189 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,787 Tell me everything you know about this animal. 190 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:16,422 WOODLEY: He's throwing himself a party tomorrow night. His going-away. 191 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:20,256 But it's strictly invite, and everything goes through his secure BlackBerry. 192 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,011 What a complete tool. 193 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,972 "Blah, blah, blah," on the Bluetooth all day. How rude. 194 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,600 SARAH [OVER RADIO]: I'm getting a good feed from the satellite. 195 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,603 The party's being set up. The place looks like a fortress. 196 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,559 CHUCK: See? Satellite was a good investment. 197 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,895 Just gotta figure out a way to get into his PDA... 198 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:37,401 ....and invite ourselves to this party. 199 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,733 Let's talk house, homeboy. 200 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:43,821 - What was that? Did you say "house"? - Nothing. Just hopping off real quick. 201 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:46,657 [CHUCKLES] 202 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,321 The house is secret, remember? 203 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:52,576 The only real secret is gonna be which room you're sleeping in. 204 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,790 Why? Seventeen of them. 205 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,626 Pool, screening room, bowling alley, gourmet kitchen... 206 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:01,088 ....second bowling alley, and it's on the beach. 207 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:05,096 - I mean, it's crazy, but... - Hey. Toes in the sand. 208 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,973 - Toes in the sand. Toes in the sand. - Toes in the sand. 209 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,601 Could you imagine how awesome this would be, buddy? 210 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,935 I mean, to give Sarah the dream life? Owning our own company.... 211 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:17,145 ...living in the dream home, a place that we can call our own. 212 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,981 We just need this gig to pay out. 213 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,274 I know. 214 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,483 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 215 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:22,647 One second. 216 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,535 Why don't we nab this guy's phone while he's playing squash? 217 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,498 - What? - I just zoomed on his gym bag. 218 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:39,164 Kensington Athletic. A super-exclusive squash club. 219 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:44,177 - He's gotta have a regular game, right? - Morgan, that's fantastic. Fantastic. 220 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,470 "Zoomed"? What did you say? You...? 221 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:49,178 What? Did you...? You zoomed on his gym bag? 222 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:52,139 Yeah, because you had "flash," which was great... 223 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:56,647 ...but, eh, wanna do my own thing, mix it up a little bit, so I came up with "zoom." 224 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:59,184 - You don't like it. Ah, you don't like it. - No, hey. 225 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,312 "Zoom" it is, buddy, you know. Whatever you want. 226 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,650 Really? 227 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,531 You're amazing. You are so Zen now. 228 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,865 If I had a power like that and I thought it was gone forever, oh, I'd be a wreck. 229 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,370 Whew. Not you, man. You are my hero. 230 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:14,157 You're great even without the Intersect. 231 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:23,543 How certain are you that these glasses only had one reload left in them? 232 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,709 [ELLIE SIGHS] 233 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,594 Like, very certain. 234 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:32,509 I tried to access the program, but there was no way to update it. 235 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:35,554 This version of the Intersect is a one-time deal. I'm sorry. 236 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,604 That's okay. That's okay. 237 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:45,021 Morgan's got it now, and he's doing surprisingly well, so..... 238 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,240 Chuck, what's wrong? 239 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:50,401 [SIGHS] 240 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,617 The Intersect opened me up to big dreams. 241 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:57,454 But in order for those dreams to become a reality... 242 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,911 ....I need this business to succeed, and... 243 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:03,752 You think the company doesn't work if you don't have the Intersect? 244 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,629 Yeah. 245 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:11,218 Chuck, I don't think that Dad wanted you to have the Intersect forever. 246 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,929 And besides, you don't need it. 247 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,935 The computer didn't make you a hero.... 248 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:20,098 ....it just gave you an opportunity to become one. 249 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,646 Now it's up to you. 250 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:26,062 Training wheels are off, you'll fall down, but I promise you.... 251 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,196 ....you can do this. 252 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,277 My 2 cents. 253 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,701 Thanks, sis. 254 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,825 I needed a good Ellie speech. 255 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,459 Well, what are sisters for? 256 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:41,961 [CHUCK CHUCKLES] 257 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:57,139 The mission is to access Roger Bale's PDA... 258 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,804 ...and put ourselves on the guest list for his party. 259 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:03,725 The phone is gonna be difficult to get to and password-protected when we do. 260 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,485 If we do. Bale has bodyguards. Could be trouble. 261 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:09,147 And that's why you're the one going for the phone. 262 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,816 This plug-in will cut through all the encryption.... 263 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,656 ....and install a virus that will send me an invite. 264 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:18,744 Bale is playing in a squash tournament. Morgan, delay his opponent... 265 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,831 ...while I step in and match up with Bale. He'll get to know my face and name. 266 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,667 When I show up at the party, I won't be a stranger. 267 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,754 What? What's the problem? What's up? 268 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,668 You're gonna play? 269 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,964 Do you actually play any non-video game sports? 270 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,632 Yeah, I played some racquetball. 271 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:38,017 I think I can fake squash for half an hour, heh. 272 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,267 - No, Chuck, I don't think so. CASEY: Ahem. 273 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,605 Sarah. 274 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,774 Uh, well, sweetheart, um... 275 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,196 ....you know, I think what, um...... 276 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,198 CASEY: Let's put Grimes on the court. 277 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,701 He can zoom on squash, give the guy a game. 278 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,612 "Zoom," Casey? 279 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,202 It�ll buy me some time. You delay his opponent. 280 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:04,870 Take over the job I was gonna do. It'll be great. What was the job I was gonna do? 281 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:06,962 [BURNHAM GRUNTS] 282 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:10,424 BURNHAM: Yeah. Oh. 283 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:14,050 Think I'm supposed to be playing now. You sure it's only 2:00? 284 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:17,465 Oh, Mr. Burnham, you just sit here and relax. 285 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,224 I will tell you when it's time. 286 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,977 And right now, it is not time. 287 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,981 Bale's coming. Casey, he's headed your way. 288 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,573 - Get ready. He'll be there in a minute. - Yep. 289 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,903 Chuck, you keep that bear on that table, or this all falls apart. 290 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:42,414 Remember, I like it deep and hard. 291 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,583 That's great. 292 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,290 That just sounds great. 293 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,088 BALE: Hey, man, sorry for the delay. 294 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:56,216 I had a hot tub full of nursing students. 295 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,506 - So chatty. MORGAN: Totally. 296 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,768 - So you must be Killer Burnham? MORGAN: He's a no-show. 297 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,851 I'm Michael Carmichael of Michael Carmichael Industries. 298 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,765 That sounds like big money. 299 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:12,278 Hmm, you have no idea. You know, if I was standing on my wallet... 300 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,860 - ....l'd be tall. Ha, ha. - Yeah. 301 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,026 - Your skin is soft to the touch. - There you go. 302 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,785 CHUCK: Is that a waxing situation? 303 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:23,619 My wife's talked to me about waxing, but not a fan of physical contact. 304 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,785 Outside of my job, of course. This is what I do every day, heh. 305 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,875 Hey, uh, your ball warm? 306 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,466 Here we go. 307 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:46,103 Amigo, my ball is red-hot. 308 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:52,435 BALE: You're pretty quick. - "Sneaky quick," they call that. 309 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,854 Bale. Sneaky quick. 310 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,954 BURNHAM: Put a little elbow grease into it. - Oh, yeah? Should I do that? 311 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,581 BURNHAM: There you go. - There it is. 312 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,831 Almost there. 313 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,327 Almost there. 314 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:10,999 BURNHAM: Little deeper. 315 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:14,085 You know, you are a thick man. 316 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,967 - Yeah, right there. - There it is. 317 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,799 Come on. 318 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,213 [DOOR CLOSES NEARBY] 319 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,015 STARK: Tum and reach, you old son of a bitch. 320 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:29,931 Hey, Chuck, we got a big problem. Casey's caught up getting Bale's phone. 321 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,146 Maybe I can tranq my guy, give Casey an assist. 322 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:40,032 So let me ask you a question. Uh, this guy you're supposed to play, Jim Burnham.... 323 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,197 ....you called him something else. 324 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,863 "Killer." Heard he killed nine men in the foreign legion. 325 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,157 The name stuck. 326 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,705 Hmm, only nine, huh? 327 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:55,005 BURNHAM: What the hell? - Ah! No, no, somebody's not relaxing. 328 00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,541 Relax, breathe, breathe. 329 00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,710 Ljust dropped something. Oil's slippery. 330 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,721 [STARK CHUCKLES] 331 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,473 John Casey. 332 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:09,138 I knew you'd fall for that old line. I haven't seen you since jump school. 333 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,977 Stark. Been a while. 334 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,312 CHUCK: Breathe. - Is that a gun? 335 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,900 I am gonna rip your head off. 336 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:21,908 What's a leatherneck like you doing in the Kensington Club? 337 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,818 - Private security. - Me too. 338 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,202 For a turd named Bale. 339 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:29,332 Real scuzzer, but at least it's a payday. I don't have to sell you on selling out. 340 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,242 Guy with your skills, Casey... 341 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,957 - ....you've got to be raking it in. - Uh-huh. 342 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,170 [BURNHAM GRUNTS] 343 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:42,757 [CHUCKLES] 344 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:47,517 You think one little dart is gonna drop 400 pounds of solid meat? 345 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,932 [CHUCKLES] 346 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:53,977 That's it. 347 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,231 [CHUCK YELLS] 348 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,109 [MOUTHS] Drop him and stretch it out. 349 00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:02,740 You seem like a moderately successful individual. 350 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,944 [BOTH GRUNTING] 351 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:11,457 Let's say a fella had 40 mil kind of lying around doing nothing. 352 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,414 - What would you do with it? - You looking to invest? 353 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,247 I might be. I might be. 354 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:21,959 [GRUNTS] 355 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,804 No. No. No! 356 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,143 BALE: Good game, Carmichael. 357 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,648 Oh, Bunny Doll. Bunny Doll, Bale. Bale, Bunny Doll. 358 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,613 Hey, uh, why don't you guys come to my party tomorrow night? 359 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,574 Tomorrow night? Bunny Doll, do we have anything, uh, planned? 360 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,034 No. I don't think so. 361 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,199 - Well, how do you feel? You wanna go? - Oh, I'm game. 362 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,663 MORGAN: Hmm. - Excellent. 363 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:56,953 MORGAN: Good, good, good. 364 00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:58,580 It's a date, then, huh? 365 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:02,000 Tomorrow night. I'll e-mail you. 366 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:05,378 [CHUCK WHIMPERS] 367 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,346 [BURNHAM GRUNTS] 368 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,265 Quit goofing around. We gotta go. 369 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,303 - What about the mission? - Don't worry. Morgan saved the day. 370 00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:15,847 - Got an invite to the party. - Huh? 371 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,186 Thank God for the Intersect, huh? 372 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,611 Hey, buddy. 373 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,194 - Nice work on the mish today. - Yes. 374 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:29,201 We wired a couple million dollars into Bale's account. You're set for the party. 375 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,362 Would you go Bogart with the white tux... 376 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:34,202 ....or would you go Bond with the black tux? 377 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,287 Uh, black, definitely. 378 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:40,171 I knew it. I knew black tux. Always bet on black. Right? 379 00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:41,797 Okay, what's wrong? 380 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:45,880 Chuck, is this Intersect withdrawal? I mean, are you missing it? 381 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,463 Sure. Yeah. 382 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,679 Of course. But it's more than that. 383 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:56,516 I'm just realizing how hard it's gonna be without it. 384 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,853 I guess I got used to our spy missions being a little easier. 385 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,396 But remember the big picture here. 386 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:11,740 Your beautiful wife, your perfect home. It's all right here. "Toes in the sand." 387 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:14,496 - It's the big picture. - Hey. 388 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,079 I gotta go. I'll get this to the lab. 389 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:18,368 - Good job, team. - Yeah. 390 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:21,629 - Right. High-five here. - Good, good, good. Good briefing. 391 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,256 SARAH: Chuck, do you realize that I'm a trained spy... 392 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:27,668 ...who can tell when somebody is keeping a secret? Especially... 393 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,133 ...when that someone happens to be my husband. 394 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:34,558 It's who I am. Husband without a secret. 395 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,762 Casey and I are going to scout Bale's headquarters... 396 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:39,601 ....so we'll talk about this later. 397 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,936 Can't this be that one-time conversation? 398 00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:49,107 [SIGHS] 399 00:22:58,002 --> 00:22:59,458 CHUCK: This isn't good. 400 00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:02,912 MORGAN: We've finally lost control of this store, haven't we? 401 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:04,959 All right, where's Jeff? 402 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,920 No. Where's Lester? 403 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,836 I can sense his evil little hand all over this. 404 00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:11,470 [WHIRRING] 405 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:14,636 CHUCK: Hey, Jeff. 406 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,482 Heartbreaking, isn't it? 407 00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:30,193 - What happened? - What do you mean? 408 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:34,159 Is this about poor Jeffrey over there? 409 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:35,490 [IN UNISON] "Poor Jeffrey"? 410 00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:38,288 He was trampled by a stampede of secretaries... 411 00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:42,122 ...during the midnight release of the talking Justin Bieber doll. 412 00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:43,627 His legs were crushed. 413 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:47,339 He may never walk again. 414 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,341 But you would know that.... 415 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:53,003 ....if you ever bothered to come in and actually manage the store, Grimes. 416 00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:54,422 Or you, Bartowski.... 417 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,763 ...if you ever bothered to come by and check up on your friends. 418 00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,643 Shame. 419 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,978 Shame. 420 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:08,694 Morgan, I can't believe it. 421 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,479 It's terrible. I feel so bad. 422 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:13,650 No, Morgan. I mean, I literally can't believe it. 423 00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,988 Really? This? They wouldn't. They couldn't. 424 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:20,532 What am I talking about? It's Jeff and Lester. It's a scam. Of course. 425 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,041 Please help. 426 00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:27,546 Buy More insurance ran out. 427 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:31,550 Ugh. The audacity. As the secret owner of this establishment.... 428 00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:33,718 ....I know we have excellent insurance. 429 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:37,222 How are we gonna prove Jeff and Lester are bilking from the store? 430 00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:40,977 Maybe we construct some sort of ruse and trick him up out of the chair. 431 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,057 Or we could... Hang on. 432 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,524 Or we could wait for him to stand up like the moron that he is. 433 00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:52,905 Yeah. 434 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:58,202 - This is some sort of insurance scam? - Hey, guys. 435 00:24:58,372 --> 00:25:00,658 Give back every penny, or you're going to jail. 436 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:01,868 To see my mom? 437 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:05,000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, guys, guys, what are you doing? 438 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,831 This is a very sick man here. 439 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:10,172 Ah! Oh, my gosh. 440 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,583 Jeffrey, you can walk. 441 00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:14,043 Guys, it's a miracle. 442 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,336 It's a miracle. 443 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,596 This is because of your donations. 444 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:27,522 Shame. 445 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:29,934 - Shame. - Shame. 446 00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:37,024 We may need to spend some more time at the Buy More. 447 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,238 Yeah, we do. Oh. 448 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,287 Oh, I forgot. Sarah wants to have a talk. 449 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,119 She knows I'm keeping a secret. 450 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,409 Oh, no. Not the house. 451 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:47,997 She's gonna try and break me. 452 00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:49,287 Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 453 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:51,797 Okay, I'm gonna hold on to this, right? 454 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,208 And, uh, you go in there, and you be strong. 455 00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:58,595 Good luck. Remember, I'm not there to save you this time. 456 00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:05,219 - Sarah? SARAH: In a minute. 457 00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:08,188 Um..... 458 00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:12,814 So, honey, here's the thing. 459 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,149 Uh, I'm not trying to keep anything from you. 460 00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:18,448 You are my wife, and that's a part of the deal. 461 00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:19,779 I'm well aware of that. 462 00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:24,993 I would, however, like to keep a few things in a "special category"... 463 00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:29,660 ...of "you don't need to know about"-ness. Yeah. 464 00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:46,635 No, no. 465 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:49,806 Not today. This has worked in the past. Not today. 466 00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:51,307 What is it? 467 00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:53,191 This. This. All that. 468 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,813 What's your secret, Chuck? 469 00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:58,814 My lips are sealed. 470 00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:03,110 Well, let me help you unseal them. 471 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:13,503 - Hand it over. - He cracked like an egg. 472 00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:17,333 - It's an acronym. You see the little dots? - Whatever. 473 00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:20,719 If you were to break it up and sound it out phonetically..... 474 00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:24,552 [SARAH CHUCKLES] 475 00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:27,889 It's very sweet, Chuck, that you tried to surprise me. 476 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,061 With a dream home? 477 00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:33,815 Like that one right there, right on the sand. 478 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:37,319 The perfect house for the perfect woman. What do you think? 479 00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:42,654 It's not right, is it? 480 00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:46,821 You know, I could just keep playing detective... 481 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:49,706 ....and trying to read your mind and...... 482 00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:51,868 Well, I haven't, um... 483 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:55,250 Well, this isn't something that I've ever told anybody. 484 00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:57,247 Hello? 485 00:27:57,426 --> 00:27:58,586 Husband. 486 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,843 It's my official title now. I have a ring to prove it. 487 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:04,847 You can tell me things that you don't tell other people. 488 00:28:06,727 --> 00:28:12,597 Uh, well, when I was a little girl, my, uh, dad's "work" kept us moving around a lot. 489 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:17,268 And I always imagined what a real family would feel like... 490 00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:19,903 ....what the perfect home for us all would be... 491 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:23,031 ...and, you know, the dream house. Is this stupid? 492 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,989 No, no, it's not. Babe, continue. 493 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:31,783 Well, I always imagined, uh, a little white house with a red door... 494 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,123 And don't laugh, but it had a picket fence... 495 00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:39,882 ...just like, you know, the houses that you see on TV that people live in. 496 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,258 Hmm. 497 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,794 Mid-century. Very Leave It to Beaver. 498 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:47,556 Cozy, homey and simple. 499 00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:49,473 And perfect. 500 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:56,307 - Really? - I'm gonna find you your dream home... 501 00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:58,316 ....whatever it takes. 502 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,484 I'll do anything. I promise. 503 00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:06,317 Testing, one, two. 504 00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:07,908 One, two, three. 505 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:13,995 [CHATTERING] 506 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,412 CHUCK [OVER RADIO]: Looking good, team. 507 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,251 Especially you, Sarah. 508 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:22,962 Well, let's have a great mission, huh, team? 509 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,422 While I sit by myself in the van. 510 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:29,343 God, I hope this works. 511 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:35,517 CHUCK: All right. Let's go over the plan one more time. 512 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:39,309 Casey, locate Bale's computer vault. Morgan, Sarah, create a distraction... 513 00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:42,694 ... giving Casey time to get into the vault and tap into the system. 514 00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:44,024 Got it. 515 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:48,033 - Bale, old man. Good to see you. - Nice to see you. 516 00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:50,194 - Right? Yeah, you remember Sarah? - I do. 517 00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:53,580 Right. This is Chalmers, my mute manservant. 518 00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:56,867 We have received your wire and account information. 519 00:29:57,045 --> 00:30:00,458 On behalf of our investors, we're very excited to have you aboard. 520 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,213 Oh, I bet. I bet. 521 00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:04,045 Follow me. 522 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,384 Will do. 523 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,463 I was to be your accountant. 524 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,222 What I did was I improvised. 525 00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:12,599 - Okay. - Hmm. 526 00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:16,227 CHUCK: Morgan, buddy, you're doing great. Doing great. Just stay on point. 527 00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:18,229 Remember the mission. Casey, you're up. 528 00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:32,069 Excellent. Excellent, Casey. Excellent. Cable leads down the hall. 529 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,909 - That's where the vault is. - I'll need a key card. 530 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,911 - Sarah? SARAH: I'm on it. 531 00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:42,917 As you can see, my fortune is based on shared wealth. 532 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:46,546 Finding others who enjoy the better things in life. 533 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,927 SARAH: Well, that's very bold, Mr. Bale. 534 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:52,589 Chuck, this jerk is starting to get handsy with my girl. 535 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:54,258 Our girl. Your girl. 536 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,347 CHUCK: Calm. Calm, Morgan. Just calm down. 537 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,762 No, no, no. I think I'm gonna zoom, okay? 538 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:02,432 I can feel it coming on. Kung fu. I'll karate-chop this guy in the face. 539 00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:05,359 No, no, no. Do not do that. You're gonna zoom too soon. 540 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:07,942 Premature zoom? Really? Crap. 541 00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:09,648 Okay, okay. What do I do? 542 00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:12,117 Think about baseball. 543 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:13,447 MORGAN: Baseball. 544 00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:16,785 Why baseball? I mean, come on. It is so boring. 545 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:20,041 I mean, just pitch the damn ball already. 546 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:24,455 And enough talk with the statistics. Do you know what slugging percentage is? 547 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:29,172 I don't know what slugging percentage is. And, honestly, who the hell cares? 548 00:31:29,346 --> 00:31:30,756 [SIGHS] 549 00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:34,218 All right, that worked. Thank you, buddy. I'm good. 550 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:36,805 Perhaps I can show you around the gardens outside. 551 00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:40,562 They are modeled after the pleasure gardens of Italy. 552 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:43,144 Well, the pleasure would be all mine. 553 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:46,310 [WHISPERS] You're a good girl. 554 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:50,905 - What a slime bag. CASEY: Yeah. 555 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:55,160 Excellent work, everybody. Casey is on his way to the computer vault. 556 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:59,164 - Morgan, Sarah, distraction time. - Alrighty, Chuck. Am I up? 557 00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:01,450 Oh, you are up, buddy. Zoom away. 558 00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:06,830 [SIGHS] 559 00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:08,544 [BAND PLAYING SALSA MUSIC] 560 00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:10,458 Oh, yeah. I like that. 561 00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,013 Sarah. 562 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,980 Let me show you how it's done. 563 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,702 [ALL APPLAUD] 564 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:54,961 Nice work, Morgan. 565 00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:09,768 [BEEPING] 566 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:11,895 - We're in. - Bingo. 567 00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:14,064 Once all the accounts are downloaded.... 568 00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:17,776 ...we can reroute them to the original investors. 569 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:19,160 [POWERING DOWN] 570 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:22,038 No, no, no. What's happening? 571 00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:25,329 Decker. 572 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:26,744 Hello, Chuck. 573 00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:29,334 - What are you doing? DECKER: I'm using your computer.... 574 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:31,715 .... To access Bale's accounts and freeze them. 575 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:33,921 No, no, no. You're gonna trigger the alarm. 576 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,505 My people are still inside. 577 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,090 Your people? 578 00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:38,387 Cute. 579 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:54,112 I know you lied to me. I know I'm not part of your plan... 580 00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:56,898 ....whatever the hell that is, okay? You've won. 581 00:33:57,077 --> 00:33:58,283 Now, let us go. 582 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,945 Payback's a bitch, Charlie. 583 00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:05,370 No. Guys, guys, get out of there. 584 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:07,626 Mr. Carmichael? 585 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:11,960 Darling, I know what you did with my key card. 586 00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:17,086 Come with me now, or I will kill you in front of all of my friends. 587 00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:22,057 Uh-uh, I think, actually, what's gonna happen is I'm gonna open up a big can of... 588 00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,311 What? 589 00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:29,564 Come with me, colonel. 590 00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:32,601 Oh, I'm sorry. You used to be a colonel. 591 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:37,397 Morgan, Sarah, Casey, please, tell me what's happening. 592 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:53,167 I'm locked out of the accounts. What have you done? 593 00:34:53,383 --> 00:34:57,797 Do anything to us, and you'll never have access to those accounts ever again. 594 00:34:57,971 --> 00:34:59,802 You see, we work with somebody. 595 00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:03,682 A master spy who always has a plan. 596 00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:05,513 Okay. Okay, this isn't good. 597 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:08,520 No plan. No plan. The master spy does not have a plan. 598 00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:10,521 Uh, I don't wanna hear her voice anymore. 599 00:35:10,692 --> 00:35:14,150 Take them all downstairs. I'll decide what to do with them later. 600 00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:18,192 I need you to get somebody from our computer team on the phone right now! 601 00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:19,488 STARK: Yes, sir. 602 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:20,694 I think I have a plan. 603 00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:28,869 Computer emergency? 604 00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:36,505 What's wrong with it? 605 00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:39,383 An outside computer is accessing your system. 606 00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:40,885 You're under attack. 607 00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:43,889 Don't worry. I cut into the attack. Your accounts are here. 608 00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:45,970 BALE: Is it fixed? - Yeppers. 609 00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:47,846 Get rid of him. 610 00:35:48,021 --> 00:35:50,387 Huh? Wait. What's happening? I'm just the IT guy. 611 00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:54,149 You saw things you weren't supposed to see. And I don't like your face. 612 00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:56,150 Kill him. Then the others. 613 00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:58,528 I'd think twice about that, Bale. 614 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:02,699 I pull these wires, your firewall goes down... 615 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,155 ...and the CIA is inside of you in seconds. 616 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,248 Inside of your computer in seconds. 617 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,033 Who are you? 618 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:13,876 Carmichael. 619 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:15,833 Charles Carmichael. 620 00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:18,502 I have your brother, Michael. 621 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:21,589 I know, and you're gonna let him and the others go. 622 00:36:22,097 --> 00:36:26,887 I so much as sneeze, and, well, you lose all your money. 623 00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:30,473 Oh! Ha, ha. Oops. 624 00:36:30,647 --> 00:36:32,603 That was about 10 million bucks right there, Roge. 625 00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:34,310 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 626 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:35,891 Let them go. 627 00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:41,187 What the hell is going on? 628 00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:43,277 You're free to go. 629 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:47,110 Hey, Chuck? Chuck, can you hear me? Where are you? 630 00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:49,028 - Sarah, you outside? SARAH: Yeah. 631 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,619 They let us go. Are you still inside? 632 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:53,749 Don't worry about me. Just go. 633 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,626 No, I'm not going anywhere. 634 00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:58,459 CHUCK: You, Casey and Morgan get in the van and leave now. 635 00:36:58,633 --> 00:36:59,748 Did I do great? 636 00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:00,961 CASEY: Shut up, moron. 637 00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,468 Chuck, I am not leaving my husband on a mission. 638 00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:05,128 Sarah..... 639 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:07,388 Sarah, I'm sorry. 640 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,515 I wanted to buy you the house. 641 00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:12,811 I wanted to give you the future you've always dreamed of. 642 00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:15,729 - But more than that, I want you to live. - Come on. 643 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,562 Don't make me die in vain. Leave me behind. 644 00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,227 Get In the van. 645 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,020 Leave. Leave me behind! 646 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:26,650 - We can't leave him behind like that. - Please, leave! 647 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,746 Guys, please don't leave me behind. I have a plan. 648 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,617 Your friends are safe, but you're stuck here. 649 00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:37,001 What were you thinking? 650 00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:38,833 Actually, I was thinking fast. 651 00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:41,835 There's a button on the control panel. Hit that button. 652 00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:43,958 I just hope they got my message. 653 00:37:57,692 --> 00:38:00,183 Morgan, disconnect us from the building's electrical line. 654 00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:01,851 Casey, get the van moving. 655 00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:05,108 Sarah, there's a rather large window on the east side of the building. 656 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:08,696 It's the only way out. So I'm gonna be jumping through it. 657 00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:11,111 Casey, east side of the building. Go, go, go. 658 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,724 CHUCK [ON RECORDING]: And, Sarah... 659 00:38:33,895 --> 00:38:35,556 ... no matter what happens... 660 00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:38,096 ... I love you. 661 00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:50,362 [YELLS] 662 00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:55,079 CHUCK: Also, if at all possible, if you could check.... 663 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:59,334 ... to make sure I'm still alive on the roof of the van, that would be great. 664 00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:02,579 - Good work, Chuck. - Thanks, honey. 665 00:39:02,924 --> 00:39:04,755 Hey, dude, that was awesome. 666 00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:16,350 Listen, guys, team, let's not get down, okay? 667 00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:19,012 Yes, that was not a classically successful mission... 668 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:23,058 ...but, you know, we all made it out alive, uh, so that's a plus. 669 00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:25,272 And the news says that Bale was arrested.... 670 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:28,279 ...so I think we should put that in the "win" category. 671 00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,735 Uh, win, uh... Win with an asterisk maybe. 672 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,447 CASEY: Ahem. - It's not that, Chuck. 673 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:36,196 Well, okay, what is it, then? 674 00:39:38,293 --> 00:39:43,162 Decker froze Bale's accounts, which included the money we transferred in. 675 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:47,249 Castle and the Buy More are the only things that aren't frozen. 676 00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:51,295 Decker froze all of our money because he tracked our deposit back to us. 677 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:54,468 Wait. 678 00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:57,805 Wait. What? All of our money? 679 00:39:57,979 --> 00:40:00,061 - We have nothing? - Payback's a bitch. 680 00:40:00,982 --> 00:40:04,395 Okay, think about it. We still have the Buy More, and we still have me. 681 00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:08,653 And, uh, Sarah and Casey, you. This is still a team. We can still do this. 682 00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:10,563 I think I, uh... I need a little air. 683 00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:15,659 Chuck. 684 00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:17,908 Chuck. 685 00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:21,074 Listen, it's okay. We'll bounce back. We always do. 686 00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:23,998 Yeah. 687 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,253 I gotta... 688 00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:28,915 Uh, I'll be back. 689 00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:40,218 SARAH: Chuck, you found it. 690 00:40:43,483 --> 00:40:44,598 What's the matter? 691 00:40:46,152 --> 00:40:47,517 I can't afford it. 692 00:40:47,737 --> 00:40:51,480 If I bought it yesterday with our fortune, we'd own it, but now... 693 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:53,151 [SIGHS] 694 00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:54,782 I'm so sorry, Sarah. 695 00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:02,703 Well, so what? I mean, we knew this wasn't gonna be easy... 696 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:06,119 ...and we didn't get married because we thought life was easy. 697 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:09,164 We got married so that we could be there for each other... 698 00:41:09,342 --> 00:41:10,673 ....when things got tough. 699 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:14,677 So we could work through things together, rich or poor. 700 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:17,384 How are we gonna do this? We gotta start over. 701 00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:19,719 It's okay. We'll get new clients and missions. 702 00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:23,557 And we haven't lost everything. We still have Castle and the store. 703 00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:25,388 The Buy More? 704 00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:29,400 The Buy More. 705 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:34,193 We use the store to support the spy team. We take Buy More's profits.... 706 00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:37,985 ....put them into Carmichael Industries until both companies can make money. 707 00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:40,824 For that to work, the store has to turn a profit. 708 00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:42,239 We can do that. 709 00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:44,661 We can do that. 710 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,911 What about me, though? 711 00:41:48,089 --> 00:41:50,831 You and Casey are super spies. Morgan's the Intersect. 712 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:52,499 Who am I? What's my job? 713 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:55,840 Chuck, you're our leader. 714 00:42:02,687 --> 00:42:04,928 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 715 00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:08,105 DECKER: That's the plan. 716 00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:10,934 As you can see.... 717 00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:14,275 ....our superiors' interference in Chuck Bartowski's life... 718 00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:15,939 ....has only just begun. 719 00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:21,076 Now you understand how important he is. 720 00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:23,238 And why he must fail. 721 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:25,536 You all have your orders. 722 00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:27,708 This is the plan. 723 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:30,370 Its final chapter. 724 00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:34,127 Nothing can stop it. 725 00:43:12,173 --> 00:43:14,164 [English - US - SDH] 56714

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