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'13 Bannerman Road is where
Sarah Jane Smith lives,
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'and it's home to things
way beyond your imagination.
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'There's an extra terrestrial
super computer in the wall,
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'her son, a genetically
engineered boy genius,
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'a school girl investigator
across the road,
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'her adopted daughter
from another world
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'and a whole universe of adventure
right here on the doorstep.'
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Ready? Always.
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Hi. I'm Joseph Serf.
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I'm here to introduce
the Serf Board from Serf Systems,
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the world's newest and best
portable computer.
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The 15th at 5pm.
Put it in your diary.
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The day the Serf Board arrives,
and the revolution begins.
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Billions of dollars of research
and development
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have gone into this compact
affordable device.
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Where's my billion
dollars, Mr Serf?
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Excuse me. Did I say device?
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I mean a friend. From the 15th, the
world will have another question.
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How did we manage
before the Serf Board?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Idiot.
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Do you want to see tomorrow, today?
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Morning, Sky!
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I think I've got
everything he wants.
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It doesn't matter, Mum, he says,
and then when he turns up,
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it's straight to the fridge,
and why haven't we got any bacon?
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Well let him starve. When I went up
to Oxford, the cupboards were bare.
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Are you all right, Sky?
I'm just a little nervous.
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I'm meeting Luke face-to-face,
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not just on the screen.
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Well, you couldn't
have a better brother.
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Right, yeah.
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Not my room any more.
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Luke, oh, welcome home.
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Hi, Mum.
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Hi, Clani!
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Don't call us that! Clani?
Who's Clani? Clyde, Rani, Clani.
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It's meant to be funny.
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He can't keep away.
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Luke, meet Sky in person.
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Sky. Hi. Hi, Sky!
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You're taller than
you look on webcam. Yes, yes, I am.
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Sorry, I just went in your room,
I forgot it's not mine any more.
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It's the best room, and you
don't live here any more.
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It's fine, it's really fine.
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Hey, finally face-to-face.
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It's the clash of the nerds.
Sky, behold my greatest success.
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Frankenbane's monster,
now a normal human student,
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living off Pot Noodles, rising
at 12 sharp to watch Loose Women.
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Yeah, shut up.
Sky, I really hope we can be friends.
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Of course we'll be friends.
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I suppose we're sort of
brother and sister.
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Tea? Yeah.
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I had to leave K9 back at Uni.
But look.
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I made this.
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A dog whistle. Cos you never know.
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What's he doing up there?
He's backing up the Bodleian Library.
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The whole lot! He wouldn't come
back with me. 'Good...
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'..ness me, what a terrible shame.'
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Oi, Mr Smith, don't be nasty.
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We could always swap you for another
computer. Like the Serf Board!
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I hardly think
that would be a good exchange.
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Well, it's the launch
this afternoon, at five!
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'Affordable device.'
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Excuse me. Did I say device?
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And nobody knows what it does
when you switch it on.
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The rumours say everything!
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There's a rehearsal of the launch
this morning.
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Just three of the country's very
top journalists have been invited.
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Do you know any of them?
Could you, like, blag us in?
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Em. I said just the top
journalists have been invited.
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Yeah, so what if we swap a ticket?
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I mean me! Me!
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What d'you think pays for all this,
taking in washing?
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Sorry, I just didn't think it
was your kind of a story.
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Yeah, almost good enough, Rani.
I am not going to miss that!
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Who said you're going to miss it?
Homecoming treat.
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I'm not going to miss it, either!
Fine, you can come too, Sky. And?
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I'm sorry,
that's all I could manage.
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I shouldn't really be taking
anybody, it's highly unprofessional.
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That's so unfair!
Sorry, Clani. Family outing.
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Basically, we blab anything
about the Serf Board
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before the actual release
and they sue us to death.
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But what if I disagree
with the terms and conditions?
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They're fine, just sign it.
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Believe me, if he says they're fine,
they're fine. Whatever you say.
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Sarah Jane Smith!
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Let me drink you in!
As lovely as ever.
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Luke, Sky, Lionel Carson.
An old, old friend.
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I could have been so much more!
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Now I am a ruin.
You remain a paragon!
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Lionel was my editor when
I first started on the nationals.
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He moved on to food and wine.
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So why are you covering
the Serf Board, Mr Carson?
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I pulled rank.
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To impress my grandchildren.
"I've met the great Mr Serf."
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I leave the technical stuff
to you young people.
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I can't abide computers.
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Nothing wrong
with a typewriter, says I.
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What's a typewriter?
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Goodness me!
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Make me feel even more old-fashioned,
why don't you?
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You were old-fashioned
when I was new-fangled.
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My son and my daughter.
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Sorry to keep you waiting. Good
afternoon, ladies and gentlemen!
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I'm John Harrison, Serf Systems
public relations.
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The rehearsal is about to begin.
So if you'd like to follow me up.
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Well, that's us. Would you care
to accompany me, oh, radiant one,
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in memory of what might have been?
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Go on, then.
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Luke, can you feel that? Feel what?
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Electricity... building up.
It's strong.
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Probably just a storm on the way.
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No, this feels different, strange.
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'And then I shall say... '
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Please say hi to Joseph Serf!
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And cue Mr Serf.
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Wow. Not half bad in the flesh.
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He's like you, Sarah Jane,
he's got charisma!
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Thank you, Johnny.
Then I'll say, pleased to meet you.
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And then I'll do this.
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Whoa, who's that beautiful guy?
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Yes, very good, sir,
very spontaneous. What next?
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You stand there, sir, and your
close-ups will be on camera three.
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Is the teleprompt
in the right position, sir?
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Yeah, looking good to me.
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And then straight into the spiel?
Straight into the spiel, sir.
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The Serf Board will revolutionise
the way we work, the way we play.
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Every home should have one.
Soon, every home will have one.
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Perfect, sir.
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And then the attendees will each
be given a Serf Board, like so.
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The Serf Board. Take it home,
press go, play and learn.
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It's a phenomenon. And you're going
to love it. You're going to love it.
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Why wait is my motto.
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Download, browse, photos, books...
everything.
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You're going to love it.
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It's the future, it's tomorrow...
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and you love it.
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You want one, you need one,
everybody wants one,
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everybody's got to get one.
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(Did you see that? Yeah!
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Um, excuse me, can we have
a little bit of hush, please?
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But, Sarah Jane, he...
Quiet, Sky. Wait!
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But you did see that?
Yes, but nobody else did.
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It's tomorrow and you love it.
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It's so easy to use!
He was right, it's a revolution!
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It's beautiful. I love it! Well,
it must be good to impress you.
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I never saw the point of computers,
but this,
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this is so easy to use.
I'll see you at the launch!
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Bye.
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Look what you've got.
Hurrah for Mum. Hurrah for Mum?
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Something weird happened in there.
To Mr Serf. What are you talking about?
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Mum, he glitched. He what?
Just for a moment, he flickered.
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Right, back home.
We need to check this out.
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What if I stay,
look for more glitches?
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There could be other people
like Serf, whatever he is. Good idea.
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Where shall we start?
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No. Luke is old enough
to look after himself.
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And I'm not?
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No, you're not. Sorry.
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You be careful! Come on, Sky, home.
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Right! Let's have a look at you,
my beauty. No, Clyde, wait.
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We should check it out first.
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Only Luke and me saw it happen.
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Well, Luke's got superior senses,
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and Sky's sensitive to electrical
fluctuations, however tiny.
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Mr Smith,
tap into the digital database.
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The rehearsal was recorded,
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so somebody at Serf must have sent
the movie file. Get us a copy.
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That may take some
considerable time, Sarah Jane.
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Here you are.
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Hey, you're doing that
on purpose now.
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It was when Serf was saying
everybody will want a Serf Board.
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You want one, you need one,
everybody wants one,
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everybody's got to get one.
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Freeze it... between frame 4:34:21
and 23.
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There's nothing there.
You imagined it. I did not!
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Roll back a tenth of a frame,
Mr Smith.
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Time flexing applied.
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That's impossible! Enhancing.
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That's not the recording,
that's him!
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The rest of the picture didn't move.
That's what I've been telling you.
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I'm getting just a bit suspicious.
And preparing to say the A word.
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What A word? Aliens!
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Mr Smith, give us everything you've
got on Joseph Serf! What is he?
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Joseph Samuel Serf,
born Dayton, lo, 25th May 1972.
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Graduated Harvard 1993,
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founded Serf Systems, then completely
disappeared from public view
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after a near-fatal skiing accident
in Val d'lsere in 2007.
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Following this,
he became famously reclusive.
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No interviews or pictures.
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The only images available after this
date are these publicity photographs.
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Look. In all these photographs,
he never once holds anything.
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He never touches anybody.
So, what, he's a hologram?
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No, no, more than that. He walks,
talks, interacts with people.
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He's amazing! This technology,
it's fantastic!
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But he sits down. He gets
into cars. It's like a photo.
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You can fold it up,
and move it around.
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Aye-aye, who's that guy that's
always right next to him, who's he?
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John Harrison, PR for Serf Systems.
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The skiing accident.
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The real Serf, he died
in that accident. He was replaced.
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And shortly afterwards, Serf Systems
began the development of the Serf Board.
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Wait. Lionel.
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He hates computers. The moment he
switched that on, he raved about it!
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This Serf Board, what if it's
got some sort of hypnotic power?
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They've replaced Serf,
and took over his company.
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But why? What's this all for?
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And today's the launch.
A Serf Board in every home?
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You can count me out.
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Mr Smith.
Deep scan, full spectrum analysis.
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Let's see what Luke finds out.
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And while we wait...
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I want an interview with Mr Serf.
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But he doesn't do interviews, ever.
Watch and learn, Rani.
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Mr Serf does not give interviews,
Miss Smith.
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'But the Serf Board,
it's just amazing!'
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I have to do
a personal follow-up with Mr Serf!
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You're invited to the launch.
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If I could just speak
to Mr Serf,
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to tell him there are no glitches.
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Go on, Miss Smith.
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Well, Mr Serf
seems so warm, so real,
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so natural, and I'm sure my readers
would like to get to know
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such a genuine human being.
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Well, that's different, Miss Smith.
Please, come right over.
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Marvellous. I'll see you soon!
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One of the country's top
journalists. Wow, Sarah Jane.
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Just wow! Isn't that a bit dangerous,
though? They know you know!
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I know they know I know.
That's the only way to get in.
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And they know you know
they know you know.
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Sometimes that's the best way.
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I need to bring them out into
the open, see what they're planning.
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And you need me. I saw the glitch,
and I might see something else.
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What, another family outing?
Yeah, OK. No, no, you wait here.
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00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:33,200
Find out what Mr Smith
makes of that. Come on, Let's go!
238
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,559
What's up?
239
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,480
It's daft.
But I feel like it's watching us.
240
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,759
How goes the spying?
241
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:50,479
I checked the car park,
hung about in reception,
242
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,960
got a coffee, but nothing.
243
00:14:51,961 --> 00:14:53,839
No more glitching, nothing weird.
244
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,799
It's time for your interview.
245
00:14:55,800 --> 00:15:00,240
OK. Meet you both back here
in half an hour.
246
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:08,559
Miss Smith! I hear you're a fan of
the Board. I certainly am, Mr Serf!
247
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:11,319
Call me Sarah Jane.
248
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,520
Joseph.
249
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:19,679
I'm sorry, I can't shake your hand.
Really? Why ever not?
250
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,719
Mr Serf suffers
from an acute peanut allergy.
251
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,599
I haven't been eating nuts.
252
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:28,159
But you might have been in a nutty
environment. I can't be too careful.
253
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:31,559
I'm so sorry.
How very convenient...
254
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,999
Sorry, of course I mean
inconvenient.
255
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,119
Does Mr Harrison need to be here,
Joseph?
256
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:40,879
Actually, I'd prefer to stay.
257
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:45,719
After all, I'd hate there to be
any more glitches.
258
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,399
With you around, Mr Harrison,
259
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,759
I'm sure everything
will run like clockwork.
260
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:53,359
Yes. I pride myself I can deal
with any old spanners
261
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,359
that get into those works.
262
00:15:56,360 --> 00:16:01,399
Before we start, could I get
something to drink? I'm parched.
263
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:05,399
Certainly, Miss Smith. Tea? Coffee?
264
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,880
What was that? Nothing.
265
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:13,120
No, I'll just have water, please.
266
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,879
Nice, clear water,
that I can see right through.
267
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,759
Coming right up.
268
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,359
Wouldn't you like some?
It's very hot in here.
269
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:27,359
I'm fine, thank you. Now,
let's talk about the Serf Board.
270
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,799
Yes, let's.
271
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,199
Deep scan complete.
272
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,199
Tell us the worst.
273
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:39,519
The Serf Board is a standard
low-specification laptop computer.
274
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,119
And? That is all.
275
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,559
But it can't be!
276
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:46,760
The hologram, the big launch
tonight, one in every home. Hold on.
277
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:59,679
I can hear you, Clyde.
And, no, it hasn't got me.
278
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,800
It's not the first time
you've said something
279
00:17:01,801 --> 00:17:03,919
was OK and it turned
out to be deadly.
280
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,359
Do you remember the Rakweed?
Leave it alone.
281
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:10,079
We wait for the others to get back.
But there's not much time!
282
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,319
How will you feel
when everyone's walking
283
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:16,119
down Bannerman Road with their arms
out going "serve the computer"?
284
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:20,239
Clyde, no! Come on,
the clock's ticking.
285
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,759
Let's just switch it on, see what
it does. OK. But we do it my way.
286
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,640
We take precautions.
287
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,999
The implications
for global communications...
288
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:37,399
Ooh... butterfingers! Would you mind
picking that up for me, Joseph?
289
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:41,400
Please, Miss Smith, do use mine.
290
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,599
An electrical surge?
291
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:53,399
No, it feels strange.
Coming from down below.
292
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,680
We'll tell Mum when she gets back.
293
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,399
Let's take a look.
294
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,919
Come on, it's what you always do.
I'll go, you go back to the car.
295
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,600
Not a chance. Sky!
296
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,359
Going down!
297
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:13,480
How's the liking each other thing
going now? I'll let you know.
298
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,879
Hey, it was my idea!
It needs a delicate touch.
299
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,919
Well, I'm delicate,
in a very manly way.
300
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,040
I've got artists' fingers!
301
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,839
Just like the old days.
You and me, having a laugh.
302
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:41,359
Yeah. I meant to say,
all that stuff with Ellie...
303
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:42,639
It's OK.
304
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:46,080
Right, let's do this!
305
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:04,519
OK, I can't sense the electrical
surge, but I can hear that!
306
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:08,359
Coming from further down.
But this is the bottom floor.
307
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:13,600
Unless there's an override command.
I can reverse-intuit the code.
308
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,080
Knew it!
309
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,719
There's nothing. Really, nothing.
310
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,520
I'm going to take these off.
Careful!
311
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:36,239
In fact, it's more than
a bit rubbish. Bog standard.
312
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,039
What's so special about this?
313
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:41,199
So it's not the Board itself.
That's normal.
314
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,799
It looks cool, that's all.
315
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,359
What did I tell you?
316
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,240
Then what is going on?
317
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:57,960
Down here!
318
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,320
Whatever it is, it's through there.
319
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:37,759
'But Mr Serf, the functionality
is... ' That's Mum!
320
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,959
'I mean,
you've revolutionised the concept.
321
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,999
'Our dedicated team of specialists
made improving
322
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,399
'the functionality
their number one priority.'
323
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,599
Well, you must have
been amazed, Joseph,
324
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:54,479
when you got your hands
on the keyboard for the first time.
325
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,479
I mean, to see your dreams
made into a solid reality.
326
00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:02,119
I'd love to tell my readers how that
felt from your unique point of view.
327
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,960
I always had faith...
328
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,600
Keep up!
329
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,719
The ideas man.
330
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:28,599
Well,
ideas can be so intangible.
331
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,879
Dear. What am I saying?
332
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,999
That's OK, Miss Smith.
333
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,920
Smile!
334
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,279
Joseph, are you all right?
335
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,520
Keep up, keep up!
336
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,280
Keep up, keep up!
337
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,760
We all say thongs we don't moan.
338
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,840
Spelling, spelling!
339
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,480
Forgove me... things we don't mean.
340
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:13,760
Keep shadow in sync,
and smile again!
341
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,240
Thoughtful smile, not sexy smile!
342
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,519
It's incredible!
343
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:32,720
They're controlling him! Everything
he says and does, it's them!
344
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,799
What else do you want to know?
345
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,399
Oooh. I'm..!
346
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,320
A spillage! Emergency stand!
347
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,799
Steady on thumb.
348
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:55,760
And one, two, three and... up!
349
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,160
Crease fabric, crease fabric!
350
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,799
I'm so sorry.
351
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,119
What a clumsy clot you are,
Miss Smith.
352
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:14,959
One of our country's most
famously shrewd journalists is,
353
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,639
apparently,
such a loveable scatterbrain.
354
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,440
Well, Miss Moth.
355
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,679
Miss Smith.
What else do you want to know?
356
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,199
I hope I can stop
embarrassing myself, for a start.
357
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:32,039
Hypno to ten.
358
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:37,839
Hypno-power to ten, hypno-power to
ten, she must trust, she must trust!
359
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,040
Mum...
360
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,039
You love the Serf Board, Sarah Jane.
361
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:48,559
It's the most amazing computer
you've ever seen.
362
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,960
Stronger hypno, stronger hypno.
363
00:23:55,360 --> 00:24:00,239
And I am the most amazing man
you've ever seen.
364
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,239
Yes, yes.
365
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,840
You're such a handsome man, Mr Serf.
366
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,919
But I'm an old hand at hypnotism.
367
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,559
And when it comes to men,
368
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:14,759
I actually prefer something
I can grab hold of! Gotcha!
369
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,239
Failure! Light sculpture failed!
370
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:20,360
Failed! Stand down, await orders!
371
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,880
This is alien technology!
372
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:32,319
And it's pretty erratic.
373
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,639
Alien technology?
374
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:38,920
You mean, something that's not made
on this planet? Like this?
375
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:46,719
One false move, Miss Smith,
and you're dead.
376
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,599
Mum, no!
377
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,520
Intruders!
378
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,599
You!
379
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:08,319
Please, let her go, she's my sister.
She's just a child! Please!
380
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,280
You... YOU... YOU!!!
381
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,840
Sky, get out of there!
They're going to kill us.
382
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,040
We're in! Trevor and Janet Shah.
383
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,800
Escaped? Then find her!
384
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,799
The cavalry's coming
and it's me and the missus.
385
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,320
This time you are working
for your lives.
386
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,120
We've got to work Serf.
387
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,520
No!
388
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,919
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