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[crickets chirping]

[squeaking]

Five minutes to objective. Stay sharp, metalheads.

Copy that! Countdown to mayhem.

- We gonna let Rookie in on this? - Depends.

- Hey, Rookie, your balls dropped yet? - What?

Fuck you, Sui. I'm ready.

You'll get your chance, boy, don't worry. We on schedule, Bob?

[Bob the Robot] Affirmative. It appears the cargo is in the front car.

Hey, Hawk, what are we stealing, anyway?

It's a microchip, kid.

[Hawk] Wanna know what that looks like? Your head's full of 'em.

[Bob] Don't forget to look out for guards in the rear car.

[thumping electronic music plays]

[Hawk] Contact. Move up and match velocity.

In position.

I got a position for you.

Really? Does it involve shoving my gun

- up your ass?- [laughs] - [Hawk] We good to go, Bob? - [Bob] Roger that.

The target is in the blind spot.

You got till it reaches the other side of the tunnel to get in,

- make the grab and get out. - Move out.

Sui, Rookie, plant the magnetic mines on the guard car.

[sarcastically] Great idea, boss.

Give the high explosives to the lunatic and the new guy.

What could go wrong?

Ah, shut your grease trap. I got this.

[Sui] Last one.

- [squeals] - Ah, shit!

[beeping]

[tires screeching]

[alarm throbs]

- What the fuck was that explosion? - Hate to say I told you so.

Give us some covering fire, Kali.

On the roof!

[groans] That does it.

[Kali] Wait! Just blow the mines... - [roars] -...you suicidal fuck.

We're almost at the tunnel. We need to blow those mines now!

Sui's not... clear.

[Sui] Don't worry about me.

Do it, Hawk! [beeps]

Whoa!

Well, that wasn't so...

hard.

Hawk!

[Bob] Shit, did I mention the automatic guns?

[engine roars]

No, Bob, you didn't.

Okay, let's pick it up.

If this truck makes it through that tunnel, we are all fucked.

[Sui] Rookie, get your lug-nuts up here.

[Bob] Uh, wait a second. I'm getting a new energy reading.

Oh, shit.

Uh, fellas? I think Bob missed another detail about the defenses.

What do you mean, Kali? I don't...

Holy fucking shit!

Hey, that was my friend you just dismantled,

you giant walking dildo.

[menacing music plays]

Rookie, get below deck now.

Ohh.

Looks like this is your stop, big guy.

- [Sui laughs] - [tires screeching]

Huh?

Kali, look out!

Kali!

[shouts] Fucker!

[Bob] It's too heavily armored.

You'll have to get inside and take out the defense CPU.

Rookie, blow its brains out.

- Copy that. - [beeping]

[siren blares]

[slowed] M-o-t-h-e-r-f-u-c-k-e-r!

[Rookie panting]

[Sui] Come on! You little pussy!

God damn it, Rookie! What are you waiting for?

Destroy this fucker's CPU.

[grunts]

[shouting] Oh, fuck!

[gasps]

[doom-laden music plays]

[grunts]

[gasps]

[alarm blaring]

[somber electronic music plays]

[groans]

[whirring]

[approaching engine]

[Bob] Holy shit, what a mess.

What happened, Rookie?

Mission accomplished, I guess.

I've got the chip, but...

everyone else...

[chuckling] Don't worry, kid. I cried my first time too.

Sui? What?

Bob always makes a full backup of our brains before each mission.

And Sui's brains, well, they don't take too much space on the old hard drive.

I thought you were all dead.

You should have read your contract, kid. Now come on, let's get outta here.