Original subtitles

Oh, no Mabel. I-- i don't feel so good!

I--

bleechhh!

Ohh! grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?

Bwahhhh!

( Both "retching" )

( Both laughing )

Guys, stop!

Something terrible just happened!

( "Retching" )

( Laughing )

All right, all right!

Party supplies are now off-limits.

Mr. pines, whose birthday is it again?

Nobody's. thought this party might be a good way

to get kids to spend money at the shack.

Nice!

The young people of this town want fun,

I'll smother 'em with fun!

Maybe comments like that are why kids don't come to the mystery shack.

Hey! hey! How's about you make yourself useful and copy these flyers?

Oh, boy! A trip to the copier store!

Calendars, mugs, t-shirts and more!

They got it all at the copier store.

That's not their slogan, i just really feel that way about the copier store.

Save the trouble. You know the old copier in my office?

I finally fixed the old girl up. Good as new!

( Electrical crackling )

Butterflies!

Does it even work?

( Mechanical humming )

Uhh!

( Both coughing )

Success!

Aah!

Aaah!

Stay back!

Oh, my gosh. Mabel, i think this copier can copy human beings!

Do you realize what this means?

( "Retching" )

**

all right, party people,

and Dipper,

let's talk business.

Soos, because you'll work for free-- and you begged--

I'm letting you be d.J.

You won't regret it, Mr. pines.

I got this book that teached me how to d.J. R-r-r-right.

Not encouraging.

Wendy, you and Mabel are working the ticket stand.

What?! but grunkle Stan, this party is my chance to make new friends!

I-i could work with Wendy.

You realize if you do, you gotta commit to staying at the ticket stand with Wendy.

No getting out of it, just the two of you, alone, all night.

Ha ha ha!

( Laughing )

I promise.

Aah! what?

(Mocking) uh, uh, i can work the counter with you, Wendy!

Let's kiss! Mmm...Mmm...

Yeah, yeah, laugh all you want,

but I have devised a plan

to make sure my night with Wendy goes perfect. ( Clicks tongue)

Plan? oh, you're not making one of those overcomplicated listy things,

overcomplicated?

Let me just--all right, hold that there... okay...

"Step one: Getting to know each other with playful banter."

Banter is like talking, but smarter.

That sounds like a dumb idea for poop-heads.

Yeah, see, this isn't banter.

This is what I want to avoid with Wendy.

The final step is to ask her to dance.

Oh, Dipper!

I'm so happy you decided to work the ticket stand with me!

You're so organized. Show me that checklist again?

Oh!

If I follow steps one through eleven,

nothing can get in my way.

Dipper, you're the one getting in your way.

Why can't you just walk up and talk to her like a normal person?

Step nine, sister...

( Dance music plays )

( Scatting to music )

Can your uncle throw a party or what?

(Over pa) The energy-- it's electric!

U( ducks quack, dogs bark )

And if anyone wants to leave,

I'm charging an exit fee of 15 bucks!

I'vwe're trapped!

"Step one: Casual banter."

So, here's a casual question. (Clears throat)

What's your favorite type of snack food?

Oh, man. I can't just pick one.

No way! Mine too!

Uh, I mean--

I mean--

(coughing) new topic! New topic!

**

go! go! Work it! Work it!

Wow! you've got an animal on your body! I'm Mabel.

(Very low voice) Hi. I'm grenda. This is candy.

Why do you have forks taped to your fingers?

Improvement of human being.

( Both laugh )

I've found my people.

Remember, dudes, whoever, um,

party hearties--what?--

gets the party crown!

Most applause at the end of the night wins!

( Inhales )

Wwow!

Party crown? I'll take that.

Thank you very much.

Who's that?

The most popular girl in town: Pacifica northwest.

I always feel bad about myself around her.

I can't just give you the crown.

It's sort of a competition thing.

( Laughs ) honestly, who's gonna compete against me?

(Pacifica, over pa): Fork girl? Lizard lady?

( Laughing )

Hold me, candy!

Our kind isn't welcome here!

Hey! I'll compete!

( Both gasp )

I'm Mabel.

That sounds like a fat old lady's name.

I'll take that as a compliment.

May the better partier win.

( Snaps fingers )

Nice meeting you!

She's going down.

( Raucous party sounds )

Whoa! sounds like the party's gettin' nuts!

Let the battle for the party crown begin!

Mabel comes out strong.

Watch out, pacifica!

I've gotta get in there! Cover for me?

Heh heh. Um, well, i--

thanks, man.

**

I'll be back shortly!

I'm sure Stan won't mind if I'm gone for a few minutes.

Hey! what are you doin', kid?!

These suckers aren't going to rip themselves off.

Yeah!

You promised. Remember?

I did?

Dipper: I promise.

( Sighs )

Wendy: whoo-hoo-hoo!

Argh. if only I could be two places at once.

( Wind whistles )

( Copier powers up )

I wonder if this is a good idea.

Whoa!

I have a really big head.

So, uh--

ha! sorry.

You first.

Stop copying me!

Ha ha ha ha!

Aah! ow! Ow! Funny bone.

I will call you "number two."

Definitely not.

You know a name I've always wanted...

Tyrone.

Okay, Tyrone, let's get down to business.

I'm thinkin' you cover me at the ticket stand

while I ask Wendy to dance.

I know the plan, buddy.

Hey, we're not gonna get jealous and turn on each other

like the clones in the movies, are we?

Dipper, please. This is you you're talking about.

Plus, hey, you can always just disintegrate me with water.

Yeah...

Yeah....

Whew.

( Scatting to music )

Great news, Wendy.

I got somebody to cover the concessions for me.

That's awesome! You can hang out with me and Robbie.

Robbie, you remember Dipper from the convenience store.

Uh, no.

Yo, Wendy, check out my new guitar.

( Plays fancy lick )

Whoa, cool.

Robbie, you're a stupid, arrogant fraud,

but kiss me anyway because you can play guitar.

Oh, wait. I forgot something.

Ohh...

Let's get married tonight!

( Cell phone rings )

Dipper 2: Hey, buddy, it's me. You.

I just had the same jealousy fantasy.

We gotta get rid of Robbie if I ever want to dance with Wendy!

Hey, Dipper! We're gonna go sit on the couch. Meet us when you're done.

Oh, no! They're sitting on the couch!

We gotta think of something quick!

I got the same one.

But we're gonna need some help.

And that's where you come in, number three.

But what if Robbie catches me? I'll be all alone.

Omakes a good point..

Four dippers. This is a four-Dipper plan.

( Small explosion )

Uh-oh, paper jam.

Nyi-nyi-nyi-nyi!

( Scratchy, disjointed laughter )

Come on, you're not gonna make me partner up with him, are you?

Shh! don't be rude.

Hey, buddy, hey. It's okay.

( Shrill gibberish )

Okay, just one more clone.

* ...Me is forever

( very high note) * always

( cheers )

(Breathless) * forever *

I used to sing like that...

Before my voice changed.

Pacifica pulls ahead!

Try and top that.

Oh, grenda? By the way,

you sound like a professional wrestler. Ha ha ha ha!

I wanna put her in a headlock and make her feel pain!

It's not over till it's over, sisters!

Watch this!

Soos! give me

the eighties's crowd-pleasingest, rock balladiest song you got!

Excellent.

* don't start un-believing *

* never don't not feel your feelings *

( cheering )

Now I'm gonna do a flip!

That was for you guys!!!

( Loud cheering )

( Whispering )

Dudes, would the owner of a silver and red dirt bike

please report outside? It is being stolen right now.

Wait--what?!

Ha ha ha!

Hey! come back here!

Oh, tough break. I wonder who those guys are

that aren't me because I'm right here?

Now we're gonna bring it down for a minute.

Ladies, dudes, now's the time.

* ( slow dance music )

Ah, snap! Love this song!

Hey, goofus! Now's your chance to ask Wendy--

now's your chance to ask Wendy to dance!

Coi--ahh--o!

Uhh-uhh-uhh...

Aah! I'll be right back.

Oh, I agree. You can't just go and dance with her.

The dance floor is a mine field! A mine field, Tyrone!

What if there's a glitch in the sound system!

Srobbie might come back!Y!

There's too many variables! We need help.

( All dippers talking at once )

All right, dippers, gather round.

Now's the time. You all clear on what to do?

Hey, Soos, look! A glowing dot!

Oh, man, I am so glad i turned my head.

That dot does not disappoint.

Right. like I'm gonna fall for that.

Aaah! gimme that money, Sonny!

There's your cue.

It's the perfect moment to ask Wendy to dance.

Good luck, me.

I don't need luck. I have a plan.

Aaah!

Oh, hey, man, w-what are you doing here?

I mean, wouldn't you rather be out on the dance floor,

uh, in, like, exactly 42 seconds?

I'm just waiting for the bathroom.

Um, um, okay.

Uh, small talk, small talk, small talk...

So, hey, let's say everyone at this party gets stuck on a desert island.

Who do you think the leader would be?

I...uh--

I think I'd go with this lunatic.

( Grunting )

( Laughs )

I'd probably go for stretch over there.

Uh, because tall people can reach coconuts?

( Laughs )

Speaking of tall, want to see something?

Those are my three brothers, and I'm...

Boop!

Ha! you were a freak!

Yep.

You know, kids used to make fun of my birthmark

before I started hiding it all the time.

Uh, no, it's nothing!

I-i-- why did I say that?!

No way, dude. Now you have to show me.

Show me, show me!

The big Dipper!

That's how you got your nickname!

I thought your parents just hated you or something.

Hey, I guess we're both freaks.

( Both laughing )

Of course!

( Door closhey!

What are you doing up here?!

Number ten had been distracting Soos for 15 minutes!

He's gonna get tired Soos: Never!Eventually.

You won't believe it, guys. I bumped into Wendy accidentally

and things are actually going great!

That's nice, but not the plan. Do we have to remind you?

( All talking at once )

Oh, man, you guys sound crazy.

Look, maybe we don't need the plan anymore, ya know?

Maybe I could just go talk to her like a normal person.

You bite your tongue!

If you're not gonna stick to the plan,

maybe you shouldn't be the Dipper to dance with Wendy.

If y( All talking )it...

Guys, come on. We said we weren't gonna turn on each other.

I think we all knew we were lying.

No! no! Hey!

( Screaming )

Uhh!

No, wait!

Aaah! I can't breathe clone: Yeah, you can!

Plus there's snacks and a coloring book in there for you!

Ohh!

Okay, so now that original Dipper-- or "Dipper classic"--

is no longer fit for it, i nominate myself to dance with Wendy instead.

I've been around the longest, so it should be me.

Right? I mean, logically. Logically, guys.

Fair point, fair point.

Counterpoint: maybe I should get to dance with Wendy

because I've been around for the least.

That makes, like, zero sense.

You make zero sense!

Don't shove people!

Nyi-nyi-nyi-nyi!

Aaaah!

Hey, you want some cheese and crackers, buddy?

( Wheezy, drooly sounds )

Huh? huh?

Yikes.

Hey, guys?

What would you do if you were trapped in a closet?

All: break out.

Wend--

( muffled shouting )

Come on, man, give it up. You're overpowered.

Hold on, guys, think about it.

We're exact equals mentally and physically.

If we start fighting, it'll just go on for infinity!

Maybe we should just give up...

Aaah!

Clone fight!!!

( All grunting )

Quit hitting myself! Quit hitting myself!

Aaah!

Guys, come on, it's me!

Hget off!

Hey! classic Dipper's getting away!

No, friends.

It's me. Number seven.

That's not me, guys, that's not me!

Get him!

Stay back, stay back...

( Fire alarm rings )

Lame. lame.

( All groaning )

Huh. how 'bout that?

Uh-oh.

**

one more song, dudes, and then it's time

for the bestowing of the party crown!

( Bomb explosion sound )

Nailed it.

Pacifica, I just want to say that whoever wins,

it's been a super-fun party.

Aww. it thinks it's gonna win.

Hey, did you hear that?

People clapping for the weird girls?

Yeah. me neither.

Say it! Say I can dance with Wendy!

Never!

( Wendy laughing in distwendy?

( Whispers )

Robbie!

( Boshut up. Ing)

Ohh. we blew it, man.

I don't know. You wanna go grab a couple sodas or something?

Let the party crown voting commence!

( Bell rings )

Good luck, Mabel.

Applaud to vote for Mabel!

( Cheers, applause )

Let's check the applause-o-meter.

Oh...oh....pretty good...

And your next contestant, pacifica!

( Scattered cheers, applause )

( Applause increases )

Uh-oh! a tie!

This has, like, never happened before.

( Snoring )

( Sniffs )

( Cackling, applauding )

Ladies and gentlemen, we-- we have a winner.

The winner of the contest is pacifica northwest.

Thank you, Jorge.

Thank you, everyone!

Everyone come to the after-party at my parents' boat!

Whoo-hoo!

( All cheer )

Chanting: pacifica! pacifica! Pacifica...

Ohh. sorry I let you guys down.

I understand if you want to leave.

But then we would miss the sleep-over.

We want to call our moms

and sleep over here with you!

You're like a total rock star!

I have magazine boys.

Really? you guys!

Maybe we don't have as many friends as pacifica,

but we have each other, and that is pretty good, i think.

Soos! play another song!

This thing's going all night!

Way head of you, hambone.

**

( owl hoots )

Some night, huh?

Ahh. you think we really even have a chance with Wendy?

I mean, she's 15, we're 12.

I don't know, man. I hope so.

But we're making zero progress the way we're doing it.

The only good conversation you had with her

was when you didn't do any of that list stuff.

I know. Mabel was right, i do get in my own way.

Literally!

Whoa... (makes explosion noise )

Oh, boy, don't look now.

It's okay, dude, i had a good run.

Remember what we talked about.

Uh, of course!

Hey, and quit being such a wimp around Wendy, okay?

For my sake!!!!

Tyrone!

You were the only one who understood.

( Dance music playing )

Ha ha ha!

Mabel: Dipper! where have you been?

Meet my girlfriends!

( Doorbell )

( Explosion )

( Bicycle horn )

Man: yeah-uh!

( Cymbal crash )

( Cat mewling )

( Thwonk )

( Chimpanzee chittering )

( Man retching )

( Man gulping )

( Baby crying )

( Metallic clank )

( Cuckoo clock striking )

( Dog barks )

( Crickets chirp )

( Toilet flushing )

( Lightning crashes )

Found it.