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Previously on "Good Girls"...
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- I handled the mortgage.
- How'd you do that?
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- This is a robbery.
- No, I'm turning you in.
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- Boomer, please!
- It is over!
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No, please!
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You can't leave me here forever.
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There he is.
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She's gonna cut his penis off.
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- Ooh!
- What are you doing?
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Texting a picture of your
penis to my daughter.
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- No.
- If you go to the cops,
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- so will I.
- Hell no.
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I mean, it was either you
or my 11yearold.
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- You know?
- Hostage peen.
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We'll put the vroom, vroom,
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vroom back in your engine.
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Do you think he's sleeping around?
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Your child bride wears
very expensive underwear.
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It was stupid.
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Nancy and I are suing you for custody.
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Eculizumab. It improves renal function.
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It's also 10 grand a month
out of pocket.
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- You're short.
- You're an idiot.
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We're normal people.
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How many Jujubes did Jen take from Sam?
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- 36.
- Kenny, go inside.
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But your friend's helping me.
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Maybe there's something
you can help me out with.
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- What's that?
- You ladies got passports?
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He wants us to pick something
up for him in Canada.
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What?
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I thought we were done with this.
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He says it's better if we don't know.
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I mean, come on.
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- Guys, seriously?
- Just say it.
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Drugs. Up our asses.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Otherwise you gotta swallow the baggie,
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which frankly seems even
more uncomfortable.
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You know, I'd almost rather shove...
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No, nuh. That's not gonna happen.
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You'd rather just declare
a kilo at customs?
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I don't wanna smuggle drugs at all.
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Don't say "kilo."
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Okay, when are we supposed to do this?
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- Friday.
- Well, I can't Friday.
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I have a home visit for my custody case.
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So you're gonna tell the man
with the crying skull tattoo
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that Friday doesn't work for you?
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Fine, but we have to be back
in time for me to clean up
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and get all the drugs
out of my cavities.
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He didn't say it was drugs, you guys.
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It... It could be something else, okay?
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- Like what?
- Guns?
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- How is that better?
- Can't fit up your ass.
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Mama?
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I had a nightmare.
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- Same.
- I'm sorry, bubba.
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I'll come rub your back, okay?
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You guys, he said if we do this,
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he'll forget about the money.
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And we're done.
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It's over.
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What if we don't?
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That didn't seem like an option.
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Come on, sweetie. Let's go to bed.
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You ever seen "Locked Up Abroad?"
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No.
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Good.
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Sadie. Sadie, Sadie, Sadie, Sadie,
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Sadie, Sadie, Sadie, Sadie, Sadie.
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- Kids need sleep to grow.
- Wah.
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Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey.
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So what do you think they're gonna ask
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- on this home visit thing?
- I don't know.
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No, but like, what do they wanna know?
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Just, like, if you're a good mom.
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So I shouldn't speak to them
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in my wee little leprechaun voice, then?
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Do you think that would
embarrass my favorite child?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay.
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I just know your dad and Nancy
are gonna be, like,
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- wearing slacks.
- His and hers Dockers.
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Eww. Totally.
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- Nancy's planning a menu.
- Wait, they're serving food?
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Scones. Like, a tea or something.
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Since when are they 80 and British?
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Hey, don't worry.
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I'm gonna totally slay this thing.
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You better. I like it here.
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Hi... Hey,
what do I owe this pleasure?
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$4,000 we owe. The mortgage.
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We're going to default again this month.
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Wanna tell me how
you paid for it last month?
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No, thank you.
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So I'll pool everything together,
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open all new accounts in my name,
and I'll start fresh.
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- That's a great idea.
- Thank you.
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I mean, it would be if it was possible.
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I have good credit.
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Yeah, I mean, you haven't had
a job since high school
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in the DQ. So...
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Because I've been raising four children.
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Trust me, if I was the guy
handing out credit,
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I... I mean, I would give you
all the credit in the world.
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Look, I'm... I'm working on it.
Like, our sales are up,
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and I feel really good. If you just...
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You know, if you give... me some time...
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You look so skinny.
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I was.
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You look happy.
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I was.
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Well, I gave it 20 years.
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That bad?
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You have no idea.
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I also think we should cross
the border at Windsor.
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Their border patrol's super nice there.
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How do you know?
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Let's just say I made
a lot of "field trips"
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- to "Canada" in "high school."
- Why am I not surprised?
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- Anybody else?
- No, I'm cutting back.
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Now's not the time.
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So we have the passports
and we have directions.
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Now we just need a car.
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I would say we could take mine,
but it got the boot.
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- How many tickets?
- Six is apparently the cutoff.
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Now we know.
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Well, Stan needs ours for the kids.
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I don't want a bunch
of heroin in my car.
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- I drive my kids in that car.
- Good point.
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Could be residue.
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- We should just borrow a car.
- Or we could just steal one.
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Or we could borrow it
and bring it back, Bonnie.
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From who?
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"We've got Chevys. We've got Fords.
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- "We've got Chryslers, too."
- No.
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"So come on down to Boland Motors..."
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- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- "And we'll put
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the vroom, vroom, vroom
back in your engine."
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I said, "no."
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Which one should we take?
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Ken doll! Barbie's home!
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Yeah, that won't attract
any attention at all.
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We gotta keep it lowkey.
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If we were good people,
we'd take a hybrid.
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- But we're not.
- Ooh, responsive headlights.
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Dork.
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No, this is so helpful at night.
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Hey, check it out, you guys.
Making it rain.
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Whoops.
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- I hit the panic.
- Well, stop hitting panic!
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- My God!
- Turn them off!
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- Push the same button!
- You push the buttons, then!
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- Don't...
- My God, Annie!
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- Come on!
- Stop it!
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Here are your coupons.
Have a fine and frugal morning.
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Saw you put in for a personal day.
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Hey, your bites are almost gone.
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We're doing inventory tomorrow.
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I was hoping they'd get
infected and eat your face off.
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So you can't have the day off.
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- Unless...
- Unless what?
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Tell me what you're doing tomorrow?
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It's personal.
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That's why it's called a personal day.
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Were you gonna hit a bank next?
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I mean, what, you think you're
freaking "Oceans 11?"
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Well, guess what?
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The allgirl version of that
movie is gonna suck.
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Yeah.
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'Cause we all know girls aren't funny.
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Mr. Petersen.
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We haven't seen you around much.
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I, took a bit of a camping trip.
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- We love camping.
- Who doesn't?
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Hey, you should show them
the pictures from your trip.
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I didn't take any.
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I'm sure you did.
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Actually my hands were pretty tied up.
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What about that one that
you sent to my daughter?
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I'd love to see it.
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I don't wanna hold up the line.
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Okay.
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Come on through. Hey, thanks again
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for tomorrow, by the way.
Really appreciate it.
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'Cause I know God has a plan for me.
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- And if I'm being honest...
- Look alive, baby.
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- I'm up.
- It probably does not
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- involve tequila.
- Amen.
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Amen. Bless you, brother.
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- God is good.
- All the time.
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Truly God is good. Is there anyone else
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who wants to testify today?
Anybody at all?
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Right here. I would.
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Brother Stan.
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Hi, everybody.
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I know you all been praying
for our little girl, Sara.
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It's been a long, hard road, and um...
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We just wanna say thank you
'cause we needed a miracle.
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And, And we got one.
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Baby girl's doing much better now.
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And, that's 'cause the...
the money...
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The money that we needed to
help her just, um...
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Now, you all know
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I'm skeptical, now.
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You know, I'm skeptical, but...
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That cash just showed up.
It just appeared.
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All right. Other people wanna talk.
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Um... We've been coming
here for a long time.
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So I don't know if the person
who did this for us is here
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today in this congregation,
but I hope someday
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I'll get the chance to meet you
to say thank you
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for saving my family.
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All right, don't hog the mic.
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- The Lord is good.
- Amen.
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My, my, my, my.
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It broke my heart.
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I couldn't see your little girl
so sick like that.
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Sheila, are you for real?
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I don't want a bunch of attention.
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Well, it's too late, you angel.
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- Come here.
- No.
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Come here. Come here.
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Praise God. Praise God!
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Amen.
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Let the church say Amen.
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Thank you. You saved our baby.
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Miracles do happen.
Let the church say Amen.
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Amen.
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The woman gave us 10 grand.
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Yeah? What does she get for 20?
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Show me how I was supposed to do it.
Show me.
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No, she wants a piece, and you know it.
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- Come on.
- Yeah, since high school.
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And she's so fake with that,
"I don't want attention."
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- Bitch, please.
- Are you hearing
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- yourself right now?
- And then you had to
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invite her over?
What am I supposed to cook?
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Cook her spaghetti!
What... What is wrong with you,
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- is what I'm asking.
- Do not call me crazy.
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Well, if the shoe fits.
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Okay, I'll make this woman dinner.
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And when she comes over here,
if she wants another hug,
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I'm gonna give her one of those, too.
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Okay, Ruby, she saved our kid's life.
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- Stan...
- We couldn't.
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Am I wrong? Come on, Ruby.
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Am I wrong?
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No, you're not wrong.
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You know, you need to have some fun
on your girls' trip, 'cause...
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00:11:28,656 --> 00:11:30,256
you really need to chill.
254
00:11:35,817 --> 00:11:37,717
Don't hold the wheel like that.
255
00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,287
How am I holding it?
256
00:11:39,289 --> 00:11:41,155
Like you already have
the drugs up your butt.
257
00:11:41,238 --> 00:11:43,963
You're about to cross
the border into Canada.
258
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:47,195
Please have your passports and
all necessary documents ready...
259
00:11:47,197 --> 00:11:49,884
Do they pull you over on the way in?
260
00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:51,632
Well, if they do, it's not
like we have anything
261
00:11:51,634 --> 00:11:52,900
in the car. Duh.
262
00:11:54,504 --> 00:11:56,804
I brought Stan's gun.
263
00:11:56,806 --> 00:11:58,839
- What?
- What?
264
00:11:58,841 --> 00:12:00,308
Relax. It's in my purse,
265
00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:01,542
and it's not loaded.
266
00:12:01,544 --> 00:12:03,244
Why would you do that?
267
00:12:03,246 --> 00:12:05,112
I thought it was smart
to bring protection.
268
00:12:05,114 --> 00:12:06,781
We're committing a crime
in a foreign country.
269
00:12:06,783 --> 00:12:08,683
It's Canada!
270
00:12:08,685 --> 00:12:11,319
We're not meeting El Chapo
in Guatemala here!
271
00:12:11,321 --> 00:12:14,388
- El Chapo's actually Mexico.
- Jesus, whatever.
272
00:12:25,368 --> 00:12:28,135
What are we doing, you guys?
This is so crazy.
273
00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:29,737
Yeah, it is.
274
00:12:29,739 --> 00:12:31,706
What if we get caught?
275
00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:33,774
I mean, it's not like we have
a choice, right?
276
00:12:35,178 --> 00:12:38,946
- There's always a choice.
- And then what?
277
00:12:38,948 --> 00:12:40,715
What happens when he shows up again?
278
00:12:40,717 --> 00:12:42,240
In front of our kids?
279
00:12:42,352 --> 00:12:44,585
Dude, it's never gonna end.
280
00:12:49,459 --> 00:12:51,868
Unless we end it.
281
00:12:52,462 --> 00:12:53,995
Tell me to turn around.
282
00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,000
Please say it.
283
00:12:59,002 --> 00:13:01,202
Please, please someone say it.
284
00:13:17,053 --> 00:13:19,420
Passports, please.
285
00:13:28,231 --> 00:13:30,164
Here you go.
286
00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:31,468
Have a nice day.
287
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,947
Still think it's drugs?
288
00:13:44,002 --> 00:13:46,570
Worse. Scrapbooking.
289
00:13:50,843 --> 00:13:53,143
He said to go around the back.
290
00:14:16,435 --> 00:14:18,668
Damn. What's your problem?
291
00:14:18,705 --> 00:14:20,372
We're not at Lilith Fair right now.
292
00:14:20,405 --> 00:14:22,338
But wouldn't you rather be?
293
00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:24,440
Tough call.
294
00:14:25,243 --> 00:14:27,577
Damn, someone's in a mood.
295
00:14:27,579 --> 00:14:31,247
Going through something with Stan.
296
00:14:31,249 --> 00:14:33,115
What, did he rub your feet too much?
297
00:14:33,117 --> 00:14:35,017
Been hugging on you too hard?
298
00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:38,955
Some woman at church took
credit for the money.
299
00:14:39,324 --> 00:14:41,757
Wait, for Sara? What, who?
300
00:14:41,759 --> 00:14:44,193
Some thirsty skank who's
been after Stan for years.
301
00:14:44,195 --> 00:14:45,962
Damn.
302
00:14:45,964 --> 00:14:47,630
I mean, it's Stan.
303
00:14:47,632 --> 00:14:50,199
It's not like she actually
has any kind of in.
304
00:14:50,201 --> 00:14:52,501
Yeah, but it's the fact
that she has the nerve
305
00:14:52,503 --> 00:14:55,571
to think she does,
and that's enough to bug.
306
00:14:55,573 --> 00:14:57,707
I feel you.
307
00:14:59,844 --> 00:15:01,277
All right. This doesn't look good.
308
00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:07,617
- So, what happened?
- He doesn't have it.
309
00:15:07,619 --> 00:15:09,118
What do you mean, he doesn't have it?
310
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,586
He doesn't have the package for us.
311
00:15:10,588 --> 00:15:12,254
He doesn't have it,
or he won't give it to you?
312
00:15:12,256 --> 00:15:13,623
Why wouldn't he give it to me?
313
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:15,291
Maybe he wants to keep it
314
00:15:15,293 --> 00:15:17,460
- for himself.
- You think?
315
00:15:17,462 --> 00:15:19,161
Canadians.
316
00:15:19,163 --> 00:15:21,263
- What's his name?
- Mike.
317
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:26,602
- Wait, what are you doing?
- Handling it.
318
00:15:26,604 --> 00:15:28,337
He really seemed like he didn't have...
319
00:15:29,574 --> 00:15:31,273
Well, what does she think
she's gonna do?
320
00:15:32,143 --> 00:15:33,976
These boxes, put one of them...
321
00:15:33,978 --> 00:15:35,611
Half of them on the pallet,
half of them on that pallet.
322
00:15:35,613 --> 00:15:36,679
- And there's some...
- Hey.
323
00:15:36,681 --> 00:15:38,447
Beautiful day?
324
00:15:38,449 --> 00:15:40,249
Big Mike? Can I call you Big Mike?
325
00:15:40,251 --> 00:15:41,717
No, look, I already told your
friend, I don't have...
326
00:15:41,719 --> 00:15:43,352
No, no, I know. She's so lame.
327
00:15:43,354 --> 00:15:45,421
She's not the one to talk
to about this, okay?
328
00:15:45,423 --> 00:15:47,556
I know you see us, you think, "Hey."
329
00:15:47,558 --> 00:15:50,192
You... You think we're some
lowhanging fruit, right?
330
00:15:50,194 --> 00:15:53,095
Little... Little pay day,
a side hustle for you?
331
00:15:53,097 --> 00:15:54,577
Yeah, what are you gonna do about it?
332
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,100
Hey, Mike.
333
00:15:58,102 --> 00:16:01,270
Just... Just humor me, okay?
For a sec here?
334
00:16:01,272 --> 00:16:03,406
Do you have sisters?
335
00:16:03,408 --> 00:16:05,174
- Two.
- Okay, all right.
336
00:16:05,176 --> 00:16:08,377
Well, what do they do?
337
00:16:08,379 --> 00:16:10,713
One's a receptionist, one's a teacher.
338
00:16:10,715 --> 00:16:12,982
Okay, well they sound like
really nice, normal people.
339
00:16:12,984 --> 00:16:14,550
So just for a second,
340
00:16:14,552 --> 00:16:16,786
just picture them in our position, okay?
341
00:16:16,788 --> 00:16:18,054
They are terrified.
342
00:16:18,056 --> 00:16:19,822
They're in way over their heads.
343
00:16:19,824 --> 00:16:22,058
And they just need somebody
to give them a break, okay?
344
00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:24,593
Otherwise they are totally screwed.
345
00:16:24,595 --> 00:16:28,330
Don't you wanna give your
sisters a break, Mike?
346
00:16:28,332 --> 00:16:30,232
You don't wanna screw your sisters.
347
00:16:32,737 --> 00:16:34,537
I don't get it.
I thought we were connecting.
348
00:16:34,539 --> 00:16:36,305
I mean, I was so nice.
349
00:16:36,307 --> 00:16:38,174
All right, well,
nice isn't gonna cut it.
350
00:16:39,577 --> 00:16:41,177
Whoa!
351
00:16:41,179 --> 00:16:43,913
Are you serious? Don't point that at me.
352
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,181
Relax.
353
00:16:45,183 --> 00:16:47,016
I'm just gonna scare him a little.
354
00:16:47,018 --> 00:16:48,217
- Damn, gangsta.
- Relax.
355
00:16:48,219 --> 00:16:49,985
Who are you?
356
00:16:49,987 --> 00:16:51,253
I'll be right back.
357
00:17:06,738 --> 00:17:08,370
So, Mike, my friends...
358
00:17:08,372 --> 00:17:09,805
My god!
359
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:20,649
- My God!
- You shot him!
360
00:17:20,651 --> 00:17:22,218
I didn't mean to!
361
00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:23,652
I thought you said it wasn't loaded!
362
00:17:23,654 --> 00:17:25,321
There must have been one in the chamber!
363
00:17:25,323 --> 00:17:27,289
- You shot me in the foot!
- I'm so sorry!
364
00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:28,758
- Big Mike!
- What can I do?
365
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,192
Stay away from me.
Just stay away from me!
366
00:17:30,194 --> 00:17:32,161
Take what you came for
and get out of here.
367
00:17:32,163 --> 00:17:33,629
The box is in back that way.
368
00:17:33,631 --> 00:17:34,864
- Okay, come on.
- Okay.
369
00:17:36,934 --> 00:17:40,035
Forgive me, Lord Jesus.
Have mercy on me.
370
00:17:40,037 --> 00:17:42,104
I did not mean to shoot that man.
371
00:17:42,106 --> 00:17:45,040
I pray to Thee for forgiveness
for all my past transgressions.
372
00:17:45,042 --> 00:17:48,811
It just needs a BandAid.
It was a graze.
373
00:17:48,813 --> 00:17:50,613
In the foot.
374
00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:55,284
He's being a baby. He's gonna live.
375
00:17:55,286 --> 00:17:57,887
May not walk again, but...
376
00:17:57,889 --> 00:18:01,023
He's about to get the best free care
377
00:18:01,025 --> 00:18:05,528
- socialized medicine can buy.
- We should all be so lucky.
378
00:18:05,530 --> 00:18:07,530
I shot a man.
379
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:25,969
Passports?
380
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,412
- Quick trip.
- Yeah.
381
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:36,847
Just a little shopping.
382
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,449
Have all the receipts
for your purchases?
383
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,085
That should be everything.
384
00:18:56,535 --> 00:19:00,036
Everything looks in order.
Pull on over to lane three.
385
00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:01,838
- Is that the express lane?
- Search and seizure.
386
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,039
Just need to verify your purchases,
387
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,074
and you're good to go.
388
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,684
- Hi, little baby!
- Miss!
389
00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:16,653
Please do not engage the dog.
390
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,576
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Hey, Brian.
391
00:19:23,655 --> 00:19:24,655
Box cutter.
392
00:19:32,774 --> 00:19:35,665
- What's that?
- Jesus.
393
00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:38,605
- Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
- Give me. Right there.
394
00:19:41,272 --> 00:19:43,639
Be cool.
395
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:44,843
What did they say?
396
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,478
I don't know.
397
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,471
Have a safe trip home.
398
00:20:07,496 --> 00:20:08,731
Thank you for your patience.
399
00:20:19,707 --> 00:20:21,907
That dog would have
smelled drugs, right?
400
00:20:21,932 --> 00:20:23,379
- Yeah.
- So what is it?
401
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,382
Get in there. Come on.
402
00:20:28,153 --> 00:20:29,819
Is it... Is it on the inside?
403
00:20:29,821 --> 00:20:33,055
- I don't see anything.
- No, I don't think so.
404
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:34,457
- Guys...
- It's gotta be inside then.
405
00:20:34,459 --> 00:20:35,992
It's wrapping paper.
406
00:20:35,994 --> 00:20:37,960
It's just wrapping paper.
407
00:20:44,102 --> 00:20:45,935
What?
408
00:20:56,571 --> 00:20:58,139
This is it?
409
00:20:59,023 --> 00:21:01,123
Are we supposed to knock or something?
410
00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:08,340
Okay. Okay.
411
00:21:37,655 --> 00:21:39,588
Holy mother.
412
00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:52,258
All right, ladies, this is gonna happen.
413
00:21:53,572 --> 00:21:54,572
Hang on.
414
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:01,551
- Well, tell them we're at capacity, okay?
- They don't wanna hear that.
415
00:22:01,575 --> 00:22:03,090
I don't care if that's what
they wanna hear or not.
416
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,418
It's gonna be happening.
Look at this place.
417
00:22:04,442 --> 00:22:05,434
- We're already filled up.
- Excuse me.
418
00:22:05,459 --> 00:22:06,443
- Hi. Excuse me.
- We're moving double what we
419
00:22:06,468 --> 00:22:08,161
- did six months ago, and we're good.
- Excuse me.
420
00:22:08,185 --> 00:22:09,841
I'm tired of dealing with him.
I don't wanna deal with him anymore.
421
00:22:09,865 --> 00:22:11,916
- No, no, no, Hey, guys.
- I just need to know we're good.
422
00:22:11,940 --> 00:22:13,181
If not, we renegotiate, okay?
423
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:14,431
Start at 40 crates,
go up only as needed.
424
00:22:14,455 --> 00:22:15,447
- 40?
- Yeah.
425
00:22:15,472 --> 00:22:16,723
I need you to make
a tally every 100,000.
426
00:22:16,747 --> 00:22:19,565
No one's gonna show up at my house,
no guys, no guns?
427
00:22:19,628 --> 00:22:21,498
I can find ten different guys
to do what they do.
428
00:22:21,522 --> 00:22:22,772
- I'll get on top of that.
- All right.
429
00:22:22,796 --> 00:22:23,881
No, guys, in the back,
let's keep it going.
430
00:22:23,905 --> 00:22:25,509
Let's keep it going. Yep, yep, yep.
431
00:22:26,027 --> 00:22:27,693
It's all good.
432
00:22:27,718 --> 00:22:29,447
Just make sure you keep
an eye on your stacks.
433
00:22:29,471 --> 00:22:30,924
It's all gotta be tight, tight, tight.
434
00:22:30,948 --> 00:22:33,408
I want 100s here, 50s here.
Okay, separate them.
435
00:22:33,433 --> 00:22:34,834
I don't want what happened
last time, okay?
436
00:22:34,858 --> 00:22:36,724
No, I'm gonna need to hear you say it.
437
00:22:45,368 --> 00:22:46,734
We're good.
438
00:22:52,951 --> 00:22:54,450
- Can I get you anything else?
- Yeah.
439
00:22:54,475 --> 00:22:55,801
We're gonna take another round
440
00:22:55,826 --> 00:22:57,492
of these pineapple margaritas, please?
441
00:22:57,517 --> 00:23:00,085
Extra strong this time.
And then we also want one
442
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,486
of those fried onion things
that has, like,
443
00:23:01,488 --> 00:23:03,321
the arms that stick out. You know those?
444
00:23:03,323 --> 00:23:04,623
- Nachos!
- Yes.
445
00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:07,945
Nachos, and, um, the, poppers.
446
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:10,140
- Yeah. Jalapeño poppers.
- Two orders of those, please.
447
00:23:10,164 --> 00:23:12,497
- She's a lightweight.
- Are we celebrating today, ladies?
448
00:23:12,499 --> 00:23:14,771
I would certainly say so. Yeah.
449
00:23:14,796 --> 00:23:16,401
- Yeah.
- What's the special occasion?
450
00:23:16,403 --> 00:23:18,770
We just smuggled a bunch
of counterfeit money
451
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,339
over the Canadian border and
escaped a violent street gang.
452
00:23:22,753 --> 00:23:24,981
- And no drugs in our butts.
- No drugs in our butts!
453
00:23:25,006 --> 00:23:27,779
- Yay!
- Yay, no drugs in our butts.
454
00:23:29,082 --> 00:23:31,516
Pretty special?
455
00:23:31,518 --> 00:23:33,485
- I'll put that right in.
- Thank you.
456
00:23:33,487 --> 00:23:35,754
- She hates us.
- No, I think she loves us.
457
00:23:35,756 --> 00:23:36,721
My God. How much money
458
00:23:36,723 --> 00:23:38,223
do you think that was?
459
00:23:38,225 --> 00:23:39,925
It was one bajillion dollars, actually.
460
00:23:39,927 --> 00:23:42,661
I've never seen that much
cash in my life.
461
00:23:42,663 --> 00:23:45,297
I mean, fake money. But yeah.
462
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:47,065
Well, I mean, it's real to somebody.
463
00:23:47,067 --> 00:23:49,701
Yeah, but it's no longer our problem.
464
00:23:50,704 --> 00:23:52,604
- Whoo!
- So here's to going back
465
00:23:52,606 --> 00:23:54,372
- to normal life.
- Yes.
466
00:23:54,374 --> 00:23:56,174
L'chaim to that.
467
00:23:56,205 --> 00:23:58,453
Yeah, to normal life.
468
00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:00,278
Normal life.
469
00:24:06,787 --> 00:24:07,919
You okay?
470
00:24:11,091 --> 00:24:12,091
Yeah.
471
00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:17,429
I think I'm gonna, um,
call the kids, though.
472
00:24:17,431 --> 00:24:18,997
Boy, that reminds me.
473
00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:21,766
I... We should probably get the
check with the food
474
00:24:21,768 --> 00:24:23,568
just 'cause, like, you know, to be safe.
475
00:24:23,570 --> 00:24:26,037
We have time. You'll get home.
476
00:24:26,039 --> 00:24:27,572
I know, it's just...
477
00:24:27,574 --> 00:24:29,808
I, like, really need this to go well.
478
00:24:29,810 --> 00:24:32,410
You know, like, it has to.
479
00:24:32,412 --> 00:24:35,180
It's gonna go great. You are a good mom.
480
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:36,581
Just chill.
481
00:24:37,284 --> 00:24:39,451
Yeah, you're right. Thanks.
482
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,521
I shot a man.
483
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:45,790
- How are the kids?
- Good, great.
484
00:24:45,792 --> 00:24:47,258
When... when are you coming back?
485
00:24:47,260 --> 00:24:50,095
I got a little bit of a situation here.
486
00:24:50,097 --> 00:24:51,696
- Yeah, what's going on?
- Well, um,
487
00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:53,064
It's, it's the craziest thing.
488
00:24:53,066 --> 00:24:55,000
We got hit.
489
00:24:55,002 --> 00:24:56,735
I mean, I don't know how many cars,
490
00:24:56,737 --> 00:24:58,870
but we have a lot of police
officers everywhere.
491
00:25:00,974 --> 00:25:02,440
We'll come right now.
492
00:25:07,014 --> 00:25:08,513
You guys, they know about the car.
493
00:25:11,451 --> 00:25:12,751
Check, please!
494
00:25:12,753 --> 00:25:15,387
We'll dump it on the side of the road.
Let the cops do their job.
495
00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:16,488
Yeah, I mean, they already
know it's stolen.
496
00:25:16,490 --> 00:25:18,289
No one suspects a thing.
497
00:25:18,291 --> 00:25:20,091
Hey, there's that empty
parking lot off I94.
498
00:25:20,093 --> 00:25:21,393
You know, by the Chrysler plant?
499
00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:23,495
Yep, that's perfect.
500
00:25:25,298 --> 00:25:27,932
Hold up. You synched your phone?
501
00:25:27,934 --> 00:25:29,334
So? I mean,
502
00:25:29,336 --> 00:25:31,002
I wanted my music for the road trip.
503
00:25:31,004 --> 00:25:34,272
So it has your name
and all of your contacts
504
00:25:34,274 --> 00:25:36,207
in a car that was reported stolen.
505
00:25:36,209 --> 00:25:39,010
- Okay, so we just unsynch it.
- How do I do that?
506
00:25:39,012 --> 00:25:40,812
- You can't.
- Of course you can.
507
00:25:40,814 --> 00:25:42,113
- Just...
- No, Dean borrowed my minivan,
508
00:25:42,115 --> 00:25:43,648
like, once, and it still asks me
509
00:25:43,650 --> 00:25:45,016
if I wanna connect to his pocket rocket.
510
00:25:45,018 --> 00:25:46,518
Look, there.
511
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:47,519
It's wiped. Go ahead.
512
00:25:47,521 --> 00:25:49,087
Restart the car. Go ahead.
513
00:25:54,861 --> 00:25:57,429
Yeah.
514
00:25:59,066 --> 00:26:00,565
Okay, you know, I'm thinking
we may just have to reboot
515
00:26:00,567 --> 00:26:02,300
- the whole thing.
- What are you...
516
00:26:02,302 --> 00:26:03,668
- What are you talking about?
- The actual hard drive
517
00:26:03,670 --> 00:26:05,570
- of the actual car.
- What?
518
00:26:05,572 --> 00:26:07,472
What are you even talking about?
519
00:26:07,474 --> 00:26:09,040
I don't know, I'm just saying
words that I've heard before.
520
00:26:09,042 --> 00:26:12,644
- What now?
- Well, we have to torch it.
521
00:26:12,646 --> 00:26:14,612
- You wanna blow up a car?
- We're not doing that.
522
00:26:14,614 --> 00:26:17,248
Beth, it has my digital
fingerprints on it!
523
00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:18,983
In the middle of rush hour traffic,
524
00:26:18,985 --> 00:26:22,153
- you wanna blow up a car.
- Do you have a better idea?
525
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,426
- You know, I just...
- Nope.
526
00:26:31,231 --> 00:26:33,164
- I just wanna...
- Nuh.
527
00:26:53,453 --> 00:26:55,220
Hello?
528
00:26:55,222 --> 00:26:59,290
Hello? Hello?
529
00:26:59,292 --> 00:27:03,228
Hello, did I lose you? Hello?
530
00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:04,896
Hello?
531
00:27:04,898 --> 00:27:06,531
Hi, it's Clare Davis.
532
00:27:06,533 --> 00:27:08,900
I'm here for your custody evaluation.
533
00:27:08,902 --> 00:27:10,902
Jesus, my God! My God!
534
00:27:10,904 --> 00:27:12,270
- Okay.
- It's almost 7:00.
535
00:27:12,272 --> 00:27:14,038
Hi, hi, I'm so sorry.
536
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,673
I'm just running a little bit late.
537
00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:19,110
I'm having a little bit of...
Car trouble.
538
00:27:19,112 --> 00:27:20,645
Well, how far away are you?
539
00:27:20,647 --> 00:27:21,846
Not far!
540
00:27:34,690 --> 00:27:36,189
This is us at Six Flags.
541
00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:38,672
My mom looks kind of weird
because she just barfed.
542
00:27:39,712 --> 00:27:43,593
Yeah, I, I always do
after Big Blue, right?
543
00:27:43,649 --> 00:27:45,416
She still goes on it
544
00:27:45,418 --> 00:27:47,247
- with me anyway.
- Hi.
545
00:27:47,302 --> 00:27:49,736
I'm Annie. I'm so, so, so sorry.
546
00:27:49,738 --> 00:27:54,707
I, am so late.
My day just got crazy.
547
00:27:54,709 --> 00:27:56,008
How so?
548
00:27:56,010 --> 00:27:57,944
She does a lot of charity work.
549
00:27:57,946 --> 00:28:00,546
With kids. Yeah, I love kids.
550
00:28:00,548 --> 00:28:02,782
You know, sick kids. And healthy kids.
551
00:28:02,784 --> 00:28:04,350
I mean, who doesn't love healthy kids?
552
00:28:04,352 --> 00:28:06,953
Wow, I can't stop saying "kids."
553
00:28:06,955 --> 00:28:08,421
What kind of children do you work with?
554
00:28:08,423 --> 00:28:09,889
- Mentally disabled.
- Cancer...
555
00:28:09,891 --> 00:28:11,858
Kind.
556
00:28:11,860 --> 00:28:16,062
Cancer and they are also
mentally disabled, yeah.
557
00:28:16,064 --> 00:28:18,698
So it's really sad.
558
00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:22,435
Wow, yeah,
well, you must be exhausted.
559
00:28:22,437 --> 00:28:24,403
Um, I'll make this quick.
560
00:28:24,405 --> 00:28:27,507
I just have a few standard questions.
561
00:28:27,509 --> 00:28:28,941
Shrimp?
562
00:28:36,985 --> 00:28:40,253
- Kids just went down.
- Okay, good.
563
00:28:41,623 --> 00:28:43,256
Now we got business.
564
00:28:44,626 --> 00:28:46,793
Can we please do this tomorrow?
565
00:28:46,795 --> 00:28:47,994
Nope.
566
00:28:49,998 --> 00:28:53,099
I'm sorry. I overreacted.
567
00:28:53,101 --> 00:28:56,569
She can come over for dinner.
Once, okay?
568
00:28:56,571 --> 00:28:57,703
Nope.
569
00:28:58,940 --> 00:29:00,640
What more do you want from me?
570
00:29:03,812 --> 00:29:06,445
Your hands where I can see them.
571
00:29:06,447 --> 00:29:09,115
Seriously?
572
00:29:09,117 --> 00:29:10,583
Yeah.
573
00:29:10,585 --> 00:29:13,085
Babe, I'm legit so tired.
574
00:29:13,087 --> 00:29:17,290
Yeah, but you just came back
from a girls' trip.
575
00:29:17,292 --> 00:29:19,492
Trust me, it was not relaxing.
576
00:29:19,494 --> 00:29:21,194
You could just lie there.
577
00:29:28,269 --> 00:29:30,870
- I was stupid.
- I know.
578
00:29:36,444 --> 00:29:37,777
I love you.
579
00:29:39,547 --> 00:29:40,913
I know.
580
00:29:43,751 --> 00:29:45,718
Neatest homework packets.
581
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,225
What does that even mean, right?
582
00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:49,655
That means your daughter is one
impressive young lady.
583
00:29:49,657 --> 00:29:51,457
Okay, I just need to take a quick peek
584
00:29:51,459 --> 00:29:54,227
in your mom's bedroom,
and then I am out of here.
585
00:29:54,229 --> 00:29:56,829
- No, wait.
- Sweetie!
586
00:29:56,831 --> 00:29:58,464
- My God!
- What happened?
587
00:29:58,466 --> 00:29:59,665
- Nothing.
- Okay, that doesn't look
588
00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,434
- like nothing.
- It's fine.
589
00:30:01,436 --> 00:30:02,635
How long has this been
bleeding like this?
590
00:30:02,637 --> 00:30:04,937
Since I made the shrimp.
591
00:30:04,939 --> 00:30:07,506
Okay, how long did you
leave her alone today?
592
00:30:07,508 --> 00:30:09,342
I have to get you a BandAid.
593
00:30:09,344 --> 00:30:12,178
We don't have any. I already looked.
594
00:30:12,180 --> 00:30:14,313
If this is a latchkey situation,
595
00:30:14,315 --> 00:30:15,982
I'm gonna have to report it.
596
00:30:15,984 --> 00:30:18,251
- It's totally not.
- Honey, it's okay, Sadie.
597
00:30:18,253 --> 00:30:21,087
- She never leaves me alone.
- Sadie.
598
00:30:21,089 --> 00:30:24,790
Normally, I don't. But today I had to.
599
00:30:24,792 --> 00:30:26,759
I had something really
important come up,
600
00:30:26,761 --> 00:30:28,694
and I... I just lost track of the time.
601
00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:32,632
Because of the mentally
disabled cancer kids?
602
00:30:32,634 --> 00:30:34,467
Sadie, I have to take you to a hospital.
603
00:30:34,469 --> 00:30:35,902
I... I think you need stitches.
604
00:30:35,904 --> 00:30:39,872
Your car has the boot. The boot.
605
00:30:39,874 --> 00:30:42,241
Um...
606
00:30:42,243 --> 00:30:47,647
I'm kind of in between vehicles
at the moment.
607
00:30:47,649 --> 00:30:50,182
Any chance you could give us a lift?
608
00:30:51,419 --> 00:30:53,920
Okay, come on, boo. My goodness.
609
00:30:55,857 --> 00:30:59,587
Ooh, your feet smell
610
00:30:59,612 --> 00:31:01,612
like you're a high school
football player.
611
00:31:01,667 --> 00:31:05,702
Hey, I love you so much.
612
00:31:05,704 --> 00:31:08,105
You know that?
613
00:31:08,107 --> 00:31:10,507
I love you all the way
to the moon and back.
614
00:31:15,547 --> 00:31:19,416
Hey. Good night, boo.
615
00:31:29,928 --> 00:31:33,530
Hey, would you mind if
I steal some cold cuts?
616
00:31:33,532 --> 00:31:34,831
Getting pretty tired of eating
617
00:31:34,833 --> 00:31:36,767
hotel vending machine for dinner.
618
00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:37,769
Sure.
619
00:31:38,737 --> 00:31:40,036
Thanks.
620
00:31:42,374 --> 00:31:44,107
So, how many cars did they take?
621
00:31:44,109 --> 00:31:47,711
Don't know yet. Still doing intake.
622
00:31:47,713 --> 00:31:49,479
Which, of course, I have to pay for.
623
00:31:49,481 --> 00:31:50,881
What about insurance?
624
00:31:50,883 --> 00:31:53,250
Even with a claim, we take a hit.
625
00:31:53,252 --> 00:31:55,218
Sorry.
626
00:31:55,220 --> 00:31:57,587
It's not your fault.
627
00:31:58,724 --> 00:32:01,992
This is a lifesaver. Thank you.
628
00:32:01,994 --> 00:32:04,227
Hey, so...
629
00:32:06,231 --> 00:32:10,133
I have been thinking about our
little sitch.
630
00:32:10,135 --> 00:32:12,736
And...
631
00:32:12,738 --> 00:32:17,941
If we were smart,
we would get back together.
632
00:32:17,943 --> 00:32:19,009
Just hear me out.
633
00:32:19,011 --> 00:32:20,610
Okay, so look.
634
00:32:20,612 --> 00:32:23,880
I would totally wanna
divorce my ass, too.
635
00:32:23,882 --> 00:32:26,149
But in the end, I wouldn't.
636
00:32:26,151 --> 00:32:27,884
I would not.
637
00:32:27,886 --> 00:32:29,052
Why not?
638
00:32:29,141 --> 00:32:30,774
Why not?
639
00:32:30,856 --> 00:32:34,291
Because of the ancient rule of two.
640
00:32:34,293 --> 00:32:36,460
- The ancient rule of two?
- Yes.
641
00:32:36,462 --> 00:32:39,663
Two houses, two mortgages,
two... two cable bills.
642
00:32:39,665 --> 00:32:40,964
Okay.
643
00:32:40,966 --> 00:32:42,432
Two water sewage garbage fees?
644
00:32:42,434 --> 00:32:44,134
I mean, that... that...
that's craziness.
645
00:32:44,136 --> 00:32:45,535
Wow, it is so romantic,
646
00:32:45,537 --> 00:32:47,671
the way you're wooing me
right now, honestly.
647
00:32:47,673 --> 00:32:49,172
I'm not wooing you.
648
00:32:49,174 --> 00:32:52,142
I'm begging you not to leave me.
649
00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:53,877
By way of sewage fees.
650
00:32:53,879 --> 00:32:56,313
Well, I was gonna mention
651
00:32:56,315 --> 00:32:58,181
that you are the love of my life.
652
00:32:58,183 --> 00:32:59,449
And that I wish everything could go back
653
00:32:59,451 --> 00:33:01,051
to the way it was.
654
00:33:01,053 --> 00:33:03,854
Because I had no damn idea
how good I had it
655
00:33:03,856 --> 00:33:06,823
until it was gone,
but then I thought that sounded
656
00:33:06,825 --> 00:33:09,793
kind of cheesy, so I decided to focus
657
00:33:09,795 --> 00:33:11,695
on the cable bill,
658
00:33:11,697 --> 00:33:13,964
which kind of isn't really playing out
659
00:33:13,966 --> 00:33:15,832
like I thought it was gonna.
660
00:33:18,570 --> 00:33:22,005
Look, I... I know you hate me right now.
661
00:33:24,676 --> 00:33:26,943
I don't hate you.
662
00:33:31,783 --> 00:33:33,316
Good.
663
00:33:34,620 --> 00:33:37,354
Look, I just... I just don't
think we have
664
00:33:37,356 --> 00:33:39,322
much of a choice.
665
00:33:41,994 --> 00:33:43,560
There's always a choice.
666
00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:31,211
Hey, I'm gonna call that fancy lawyer.
667
00:35:31,642 --> 00:35:33,575
See if she can get us a doover.
668
00:35:37,114 --> 00:35:39,881
No shrimp this time. I'm gonna go big.
669
00:35:39,883 --> 00:35:42,084
Like crab legs.
670
00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:51,994
I'm sorry.
671
00:35:51,996 --> 00:35:54,262
I suck.
672
00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:58,834
Do you hear me? I...
673
00:35:58,836 --> 00:36:00,969
I said I'm sorry.
674
00:36:00,971 --> 00:36:02,704
I suck.
675
00:36:05,542 --> 00:36:06,975
Where were you?
676
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:13,436
I had to do something
really, really important.
677
00:36:13,438 --> 00:36:16,071
What's more important than me?
678
00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:27,850
There is literally nothing
in my entire life
679
00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:30,886
that is more important to me than you.
680
00:36:30,888 --> 00:36:32,121
I'm going to bed.
681
00:36:36,727 --> 00:36:38,194
Tell me the Lord is good, now.
682
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,728
He's good!
683
00:36:39,730 --> 00:36:41,530
He's good, I tell you. The Lord is good.
684
00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:42,898
Hey, man, is there anyone else
685
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:44,500
who wants to testify this morning?
686
00:36:44,502 --> 00:36:45,701
Anybody?
687
00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:47,736
I would.
688
00:36:47,738 --> 00:36:50,840
- You would?
- I would.
689
00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:52,007
Sister Ruby.
690
00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:55,511
Hello, everyone.
691
00:36:55,513 --> 00:37:00,149
Um, I would just like to follow
up on the other day.
692
00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:02,618
To be totally honest, I am not feeling
693
00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:04,720
super good about it.
694
00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:09,391
Sheila, you went above and
beyond for our little girl.
695
00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:11,594
I don't even know how you put
together all that money.
696
00:37:11,596 --> 00:37:14,029
You're still at the salon, right?
697
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:17,566
I've saved here and there
over the years.
698
00:37:19,003 --> 00:37:21,136
Well, listen.
699
00:37:21,138 --> 00:37:25,307
I realize that I reacted badly.
700
00:37:25,309 --> 00:37:29,545
Because I have a hard time
taking charity.
701
00:37:29,547 --> 00:37:31,547
Pride is a sin, as we all know.
702
00:37:31,549 --> 00:37:32,748
Amen.
703
00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,550
So I would just like to say something
704
00:37:34,552 --> 00:37:35,951
that I should have said before.
705
00:37:35,953 --> 00:37:38,053
Which is thank you.
706
00:37:38,055 --> 00:37:40,990
Thank you for the money.
707
00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,658
You're welcome.
708
00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:47,730
And thank you for offering
to drive the kids
709
00:37:47,732 --> 00:37:49,431
home from school when I'm at work.
710
00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:51,400
And thanks for offering
711
00:37:51,402 --> 00:37:54,236
to babysit so that we
can have a date night.
712
00:37:54,238 --> 00:37:58,574
And offering to do the laundry
and, my God, the groceries.
713
00:37:58,576 --> 00:38:00,543
- At Whole Foods, no less.
- Seriously?
714
00:38:00,545 --> 00:38:03,979
Because this woman...
This woman only buys
715
00:38:03,981 --> 00:38:06,382
organic, people.
716
00:38:06,384 --> 00:38:07,950
I don't even know what to say.
717
00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:10,252
There's nothing to say.
718
00:38:10,254 --> 00:38:11,820
But thank you.
719
00:38:11,822 --> 00:38:13,789
Got it.
720
00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:15,224
I know you do.
721
00:38:15,226 --> 00:38:18,093
Praise the Lord.
722
00:38:18,095 --> 00:38:20,596
God bless you, Sheila.
723
00:38:20,598 --> 00:38:23,666
Sometimes our prayer simply
needs to be "Lord Jesus",
724
00:38:23,668 --> 00:38:26,168
"help me to learn to be generous.
725
00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:29,638
To labor and to not seek reward."
726
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,908
- Let us all simply say...
- Amen.
727
00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:49,191
Well, look who's finally using the pen.
728
00:38:49,193 --> 00:38:52,394
Yeah, it just felt a little crispy.
729
00:38:52,396 --> 00:38:55,030
- Let me try.
- No, I'm sure it's fine.
730
00:38:55,032 --> 00:38:56,265
- I mean...
- Let me see.
731
00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:19,755
It's legit.
732
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,660
Good thing, 'cause customer's long gone.
733
00:39:24,662 --> 00:39:28,697
Next time try checking before
they leave the store.
734
00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:30,199
Good pro tip.
735
00:39:31,335 --> 00:39:36,071
Do anything fun on your day off?
736
00:39:36,073 --> 00:39:38,407
Just hung out with my kid.
737
00:39:38,485 --> 00:39:39,651
Is that all?
738
00:39:41,388 --> 00:39:44,456
Is there something you wanna ask me?
739
00:39:44,458 --> 00:39:46,257
Just making conversation.
740
00:40:35,742 --> 00:40:38,777
Sadie. Are you awake?
741
00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:10,642
You know the traditions is Jordans
over a phone line, right?
742
00:41:10,644 --> 00:41:12,710
I only had pumps.
743
00:41:12,712 --> 00:41:14,379
Fair enough.
744
00:41:19,152 --> 00:41:22,000
So what'd you wanna talk to me about?
745
00:41:23,704 --> 00:41:25,894
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