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- Morning.
- Hi.
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How was your date?
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- Pretty good.
- Oh, good.
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- Aah!
- My God. Sorry about that.
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Okay, really good.
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I gotta go. I'm late.
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You're going to leave her with me?
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Don't worry, she's a terrific girl.
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Can you do me a favor?
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Could you mention I'm not looking
for a relationship? That'd be great.
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What, are you kidding?
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Just casually slip it in, you know.
Lay the groundwork.
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Tell her I'm a loner. No, an outlaw.
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She doesn't want to get mixed up
with the likes of me.
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That's a lot to remember.
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Can't I tell her that you're a pig?
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I'm gonna call her later myself.
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Honest.
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Chandler used to do it.
He'd make her pancakes.
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He'd make extras and leave them for me.
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I'm not telling her anything.
It's not my responsibility.
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Fine.
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Now, where did we land
on those pancakes?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Sorry, but I couldn't get
that lock to work.
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Yeah, Joey kind of disabled it
when I moved in.
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- You must be Rachel. I'm Erin.
- Hi.
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I don't mean this to sound like high
school, but did he talk about me?
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Would you like some pancakes?
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CHANDLER: Come on. Why are we here?
ROSS: Okay, okay, take a guess.
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The hot chicks?
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Okay, okay, I was typing names
into the library computer earlier...
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...you know, for fun.
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And I typed mine in,
and guess what came up?
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My doctoral dissertation.
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It's right down here in the biggest
library in the university.
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Wow, that's actually pretty cool.
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There's also a book here
by a woman named Wendy Bagina.
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[MAN & WOMAN MOANING]
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What is that?
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Sounds like two people are really
enjoying the Dewey decimal system.
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[GASPS]
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WOMAN:
We're so sorry.
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You didn't bring me here to do that,
did you?
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She sent the chicken back again?
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She said it's too dry and wants
to explain to you how she wants it.
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I'd like to meet this chicken expert.
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Send the colonel in.
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Oh, my God!
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Lucky bastard.
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- Janice.
- How are you...
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...Ms. Hotshot-Chef-at-the-Big-Fancy-
Restaurant-With-the-Best-Chicken-Ever?
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I'm fine.
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Oh, what is that on your finger?
I'm blind.
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Oh, uh...
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So who's the lucky guy?
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Oh, my God.
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I am so sorry, sweetie.
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Are you okay?
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You didn't tell her we're engaged?
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- She saw the ring.
- Did she freak out?
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She was shocked,
but then again, so were most people.
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Eh.
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She actually has a boyfriend herself.
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Name's Clark.
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She also invited herself to our wedding.
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Clark too.
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You said no, right?
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Huh?
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You said no, right?
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She cornered me. She asked me
if the wedding was in town.
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- What was I supposed to do?
- Lie.
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How hard is that?
"Your check's in the mail."
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"Oh, your baby's so cute."
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"I can't wait to read your book, Ross."
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So she comes to the wedding.
Maybe it won't be so bad.
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Think she'll sit quietly?
Think she'll want to make a toast?
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You don't think she'll want
to sing "Part-Time Lover"?
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Oh, my God. She's not gonna like
the chicken either, is she?
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You know what? It'll be okay.
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She's probably not gonna even
want to come.
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- Really?
- No, that was a lie.
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See how easy that was?
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So you would have just lied?
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Yes.
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- It would have really been that easy?
- Yes.
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Do it Saturday. We're having
dinner with her and Clark.
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[MIMICS JANICE'S LAUGH]
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Hey, what's up?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, who's your friend?
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Hey!
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- Hey, Joey.
JOEY: Erin.
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You're still here.
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We ended up spending the day together
and had such a great time.
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Why wouldn't you? Erin is great.
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And then there's you guys.
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Well, listen, I better get going.
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- Today was great. Thanks.
RACHEL: I know.
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Okay.
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And Joey, last night was fun.
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Yeah. I'll call you.
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- I'll call you too.
- Or I'll call you.
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- And call me.
ERIN: Okay.
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- Good to see you again.
- Bye.
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JOEY: Bye-bye.
RACHEL: Bye.
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The system kind of broke down, huh?
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Joey, I'm sorry. I just couldn't
tell her all those things.
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And we got to talking, and I...
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We want you to marry her.
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What?
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She is so amazing. You have no idea.
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Who do you think brought her here?
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Cupid.
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She's so cool.
She speaks four languages.
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Man, do you know what guys want.
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Come on, she's so perfect for you.
She's sweet.
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She likes baseball.
She had two beers at lunch.
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My beers?!
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Look, she's a very nice girl.
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We had a very good time,
but I don't see it going anywhere.
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You always say that.
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Maybe if you gave her a chance,
it would go somewhere.
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I'm sorry, you guys. I just don't think so.
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- Whatever.
- Fine.
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Hey, don't start judging me.
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You're in love with your assistant.
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You're sleeping with the guy
who keeps pigeons on the roof.
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Phoebe!
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Secret affair.
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People are doing it in front of my book.
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I'm sorry?
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My doctoral dissertation is in the library
at school. I went to see it.
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And there were students making babies
right in the paleontology section.
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Oh, my God.
Did you get to see anything good?
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At your school...
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...was there a place on campus
where students went to fool around?
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Yeah, there was.
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In the corner of the library where all
the books were that nobody ever read.
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Yes, there was.
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Great, because people kept showing up.
I think it's like a thing.
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Hold on a second.
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Fifth floor, against that back wall?
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Oh, for crying out loud!
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- So we should go catch our movie.
- What's the rush?
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I'd like to see the previews.
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The candy.
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- Oh, hey.
RACHEL: Well, look who's here.
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- Hey, Joey.
- Hey, Erin.
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- Hey, Rachel.
- Hi.
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We were about to take off
and see a movie.
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- Oh, no!
- What's wrong?
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Phoebe, we forgot that party
we have to go to.
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Oh, no.
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What party?
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A birthday party.
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Whose birthday party?
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Alison's birthday party.
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Oh. And how old is Alison?
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Thirty-two.
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[MUMBLES]
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Wait a minute.
Why don't you guys do something?
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Look how that worked out.
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Excuse me. Hi, I'm a professor here.
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Do you know the paleontology section,
fifth floor, stack 437?
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Well, yes. Just give me five minutes.
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I just have to find someone
to cover my shift.
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No, no, no.
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Can I speak to someone in charge?
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How can I help?
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Hi, I was wondering, is it possible
to increase security...
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...in the paleontology section?
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I wrote a book that's up there.
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And instead of reading it, people are...
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Well, they're rolling around in front of it.
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We are aware of the problem
you're referring to.
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As far as increasing security,
I'm afraid the library's understaffed.
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I can't help you.
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Well, fine.
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If I'm the only person
with any appreciation...
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...of the sanctity of the written word,
then I'll go defend it myself.
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Don't you follow me.
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- Hey.
PHOEBE & RACHEL: Hey.
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- How did it go with Erin?
- Unbelievable.
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We had the best time.
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Yay!
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- So you're not mad anymore?
- No, no. You guys were totally right.
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This was much better than the first date.
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It was awkward. We were both nervous.
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- Didn't you sleep together?
- Yeah, that calms me down.
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And we have so much in common.
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She loves sandwiches, sports.
Although she is a Met fan.
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Not an issue now, but if we had kids...
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Oh, my God! Listen to you talking
about having kids.
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Oh, my Joey.
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- Please don't get married before I do.
- Oh.
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Oh!
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I just cannot believe
that Clark stood me up.
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He may still show up.
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What are you, stupid?
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- It's been three hours.
- Is that all?
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Let's go on to happier things.
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Why don't you tell me
about your lovely wedding?
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There was something that we wanted
to tell you about the wedding.
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It's going to be a small ceremony.
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Tiny.
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We're not even sure why we're having it.
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It's actually going to be just family.
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Oh, wait.
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You two think of me as family?
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I have to ask you something now,
and be honest.
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Do you want me to sing
"Careless Whisper" or "Lady in Red"?
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How can you say that?
The Mets have no closer.
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- What about Benitez?
- What about game one of the Series?
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- What about shut up?
- You shut up.
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I love arguing with her.
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- Be right back.
- Okay.
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How's it going with Joey?
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Oh, okay.
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Okay?
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Tell me that you like him, please.
I mean, tell me that you like him.
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He's a really great guy, and I know
you really want this to work out...
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...but I just don't see this having a future.
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What?
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But you said that you liked him.
What happened?
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Did you just change your mind?
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- Kind of.
- Then change it back!
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I'm sorry. It's just there's no real spark.
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Didn't you sleep together?
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Yeah.
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Tramp.
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Does Joey have any idea?
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I don't think he does. You know what?
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Maybe you could tell him
I'm not interested...
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...in a serious relationship.
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You mean, like,
that you're kind of a loner?
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Yeah, that'd be great.
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- And maybe that you're a real stronzo.
- I'm sorry?
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I guess Italian isn't one
of the four languages you speak.
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- Hey. Want to go?
- Yeah, let's go.
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- Okay. See you guys later.
- Bye, guys.
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Hey, thank you so much.
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Wow.
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I guess it wasn't Cupid
that brought her here.
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No, just a regular old flying dwarf.
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Yes, yes. How can I help you?
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We were just looking around.
248
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Oh, you're fellow scholars.
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What exactly were you looking for?
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Perhaps...
251
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Perhaps Dr. Chester Stock's musings...
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...on the Smilodon californicus?
253
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,099
- Uh...
- Uh! Uh!
254
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,434
Get out of here!
255
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,653
Meeting someone?
256
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,573
Or are you just here to brush up...
257
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:11,743
...on Merriam's views on evolution?
258
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:16,623
Actually, I find Merriam's views
far too progressionist.
259
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:24,547
I find Merriam's views
far too progressionist.
260
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:27,967
I'm sorry. Who are you?
261
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,386
I'm a professor here. Ross Geller.
262
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:34,307
Ross Geller?
Why do I know that name? It's a...
263
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:35,725
Wait.
264
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,022
Did you write this?
265
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,399
Yes.
266
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:50,490
You're the person
who checked out my book?
267
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:56,412
You know, you look nothing
like I would have thought.
268
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,331
You're so young.
269
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,544
Well, I skipped fourth grade.
270
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:15,640
I am very, very sorry.
271
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:22,897
- Hey.
PHOEBE: Hey.
272
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,148
Hi.
273
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:28,236
- So how was your date?
- Great. We walked around the Village.
274
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,030
We went to this ice cream place.
Split a milk shake.
275
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:32,949
Seventy-thirty, but still.
276
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:37,787
I'm thinking of taking her upstate
to one of those bed-and-breakfasts.
277
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,289
Really? She said she wants to go?
278
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:45,169
No, it's a surprise. It's gonna be tricky,
because she's busy at work.
279
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,671
- Oh.
- Oh.
280
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:50,508
Joey, look, honey, we need to talk, okay?
281
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,719
Um...
282
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,929
I got the feeling from her...
283
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:59,600
...that she's not looking
for a serious relationship.
284
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,312
- Where are you getting this?
- She told me.
285
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,525
She said she's kind of a loner.
286
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:14,198
Oh.
287
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,369
- Joey...
- Hey, Rach, it's cool, you know.
288
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,289
I'm a loner too, right?
289
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:25,752
Hey, Joey. You know what?
You are way too good for her.
290
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:30,882
I promise, next time I will tell them
you're not looking for a relationship.
291
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,550
No.
292
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,721
No, don't do that. Just...
293
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,726
- Next time, make sure she likes me.
- Well, that too.
294
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,191
Joey?
295
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:50,693
JOEY:
Yeah?
296
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,613
- Do you want some pancakes?
- Finally.
297
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,202
What are we gonna do?
298
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:01,454
I say we go with "Careless Whisper."
299
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:04,707
[KNOCKING]
300
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:06,626
Chandler?
301
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,462
Did she see us yet? Did she see us?
302
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,344
Janice, what are you doing here?
303
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,388
I thought I was gonna go back
to my apartment...
304
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:24,852
...but I just felt like I really
couldn't be alone tonight.
305
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:34,112
I was just wondering if I could maybe
stay here with you.
306
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,698
Just I really feel like I need
to be with family.
307
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:42,912
Our kids are gonna call her
Aunt Janice, aren't they?
308
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:48,334
Please. Because otherwise,
I really don't know what I might do.
309
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:52,630
Aren't you just a teensy bit curious?
310
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:53,881
[CRIES]
311
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:56,634
- You have any tissues?
- Yeah, in the bathroom.
312
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,973
We'll just let her stay.
313
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:06,602
No. If we let her stay,
she will stay forever.
314
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:10,857
- Kind of like your Barcalounger.
- Is that what you're thinking about?
315
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,859
I never stop thinking about it.
316
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,070
Hey, you guys?
317
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,323
Do either one of you want to get
in there before I take my bath?
318
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,536
Janice, I'm sorry...
319
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:27,123
...but you can't stay here tonight.
320
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:28,791
Why not?
321
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,585
Honestly?
322
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:34,046
Our apartment is a hotbed...
323
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,841
...for electromagnetic activity.
324
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,679
Monica and I have been immunized,
but sadly...
325
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:45,474
...you have not.
326
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,561
[LAUGHS]
327
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:52,773
I'm gonna need a comforter.
328
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,527
Do you have a hypoallergenic one?
Because otherwise I get very nasal.
329
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,281
[JANICE GRUNTS]
330
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,367
Do you have a cat?
Because it's already happening.
331
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,785
Eh. Do you hear that? Listen.
332
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,370
[GRUNTS]
333
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,955
[MIMICS JANICE'S GRUNT]
334
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,251
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
You have to go.
335
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,461
Why?
336
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,799
Because Chandler still has
feelings for you.
337
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,554
He does?
338
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,640
Say again?
339
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,684
That's right. That's right.
340
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,979
And that is why you can't
stay here tonight.
341
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,358
And probably why you shouldn't come
to the wedding.
342
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,445
Feelings. Such strong feelings.
343
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:45,660
I mean, I realize that his feelings
may never completely go away...
344
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,912
...but you can.
345
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,832
Oh, my God.
346
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:55,711
I understand. I am so sorry.
347
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,421
I'll go.
348
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,220
Goodbye, Monica.
349
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:08,516
I wish you a lifetime
of happiness with him.
350
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:09,767
Chandler.
351
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,063
You call me when this goes
in the pooper.
352
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,287
I've got this section covered.
353
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:32,498
Yeah, in fact, I've got this baby
to shine in people's eyes.
354
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,375
Okay, see you later.
355
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,971
I just wanted to show Monica your book.
356
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,603
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