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The reason I asked you to brunch...
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...is because I've been thinking
about my maid of honor.
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Oh, my God. This is it. Oh.
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I hope it's you.
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- I hope it's you.
- Me too.
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First of all, I love you both so much.
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- You're both so important to me.
- Blah, blah, blah. Who is it?
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I was thinking we could
come up with a system...
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...where we trade off being maid of honor.
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- Hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine...
- Yes! Oh.
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Hypothetically.
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Still.
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If Phoebe were mine,
Rachel would be Phoebe's, I'd be Rachel's.
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We all get to do it and no one gets upset.
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- That's a pretty good idea.
- I'll do that. So who's yours?
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Well, that's the best part.
You guys get to decide.
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- Why is that the best part?
- I don't have to.
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Of course we'll help you decide.
We'll do anything we can to help you.
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I'd like to make a toast.
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To the future Mrs. Chandler Bing...
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...my best friend and truly one
of the nicest people that...
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- Really not deciding.
- Fine.
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Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing.
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- You're marrying Chandler Bing?
- Yeah.
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Huh.
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Good luck!
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Oh, and good luck to you too!
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What a nice lady.
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Yeah!
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- Die Hard, still great.
- Yep.
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Let's make it a double feature?
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What else did you rent?
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Die Hard 2.
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Joey, this is Die Hard 1 again.
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Well, we'll watch it a second time
and it's Die Hard 2.
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- Joey, we just saw it.
- And?
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It would be cool to see it again!
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- Yeah! Die Hard!
- Die Hard!
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Dude, you didn't say Die Hard.
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah, I just got plans.
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Well, John McClane had plans.
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I want to leave before
Joey gets all worked up...
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...and starts calling everybody "bitch."
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What are you talking about, bitch?
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- Hey, Rachel.
- Yeah?
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When I get married,
will you be my maid of honor?
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Really?
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Oh, my God, Phoebe. I mean, I'm just...
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Wait a minute.
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If I'm your maid of honor,
that means that you are Monica's.
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Oh.
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- Well, if that's what you want.
- Oh!
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No way, Phoebe. I want to be Monica's.
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- Why does it even matter?
- Why does it matter to you?
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Because this one is now.
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And it's two of our best friends.
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And who knows what you're gonna marry.
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What if I marry Ross? Or Joey?
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[GASPS]
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You wouldn't.
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Okay, look, Rachel.
I know you really want to do this...
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...but I've never been
maid of honor to anyone before.
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I know you've done it at least twice.
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- Yeah, but, Phoebe...
- Please let me finish.
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I guess that was it.
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Okay.
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Okay. Since you've never done it before,
you can be Monica's maid of honor.
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Oh, thank you so much!
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Yay.
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I'm gonna marry someone good.
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Oh, I know.
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- Better than Chandler.
- Pfft.
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[BOTH YELL]
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- What happened?
- I don't know.
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We fell asleep. That is all.
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Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
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All right, well, I'd better go.
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- I think that would be best.
- Yeah.
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- I'll talk to you later.
- Okay.
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- But not about this.
- No, never. Never!
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- So, uh...
- Uh...
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- Bye.
- No touch. No touch.
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Hey, a weird thing happened at brunch.
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This woman overheard
that I was marrying you...
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...and she wished me good luck.
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That's sweet.
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No, it was more like a "good luck."
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So, what did this woman look like?
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She was like 30, dark hair, attractive.
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Any chance you were looking into
a bright, shiny thing called a mirror?
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Was it someone you dated in college?
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No, I only dated two girls in college...
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...both blond, both not attractive.
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Let me check this out.
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- What are you doing?
- Well, let's see.
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Okay, uh, is that her?
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Oh, my God, yes!
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- Who is she?
- Julie Graff, my camp girlfriend.
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Did you break up with her?
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No, we're still together.
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We went out for two summers
and then I broke up with her.
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- Why?
- She came back the third summer...
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...and she'd gotten really fa... Ahh.
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- Fat?
- I did not say fat.
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I said fa... Ahh.
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You broke up with a girl
because she was fat?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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But it was a really long time ago.
Does she still feel bad?
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Apparently she does.
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You know what they say,
"Elephants never forget."
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Seriously, good luck marrying me.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Phoebe is gonna be
Monica's maid of honor.
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Hey. Hope it goes better than the last time
you did it for that girl downstairs.
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You have been maid of honor before?
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You see? This is exactly why
you shouldn't lie.
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That's it. I am maid of honor.
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- No, I am.
- How come you are?
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Because I cared enough to lie.
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Hey, I could help you decide
who should do it.
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We could have an audition.
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See how you'd handle
maid-of-honor-type situations.
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- What are you talking about?
- When I want a job...
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...I audition and if I'm the best
of the people they see...
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...they give me the part.
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Okay, so after this audition,
who decides who gets it?
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Oh, me and Ross can be the judges.
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- It's better than us deciding.
- Oh, this is crazy.
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- Can't we just flip a coin?
- No, coins hate me.
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Okay, fine. You know what?
We will let Ross and Joey decide.
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Hi!
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Ross, sweetie.
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Hey there, handsome thing.
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Wow, this cologne really is
every bit as good as Giorgio.
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Hey.
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Just brought back your videos.
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Hey, Ross. Look, I think
we need to talk about before.
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No. No, we don't.
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Yes, we do.
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Now, look. That was the best nap I ever had.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Come on, admit it.
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That was the best nap you ever had.
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I've had better.
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Okay. When?
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All right! All right!
It was the best nap ever!
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- Ah!
- I said it, okay?
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But it's over, Joey!
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I want to do it again.
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We can't do it again.
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- Why not?
- Because it's weird!
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Fine.
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You want a drink?
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- Sure. What do you got?
- Warm milk and Excedrin PM.
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Chandler.
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I just figured out who you are.
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CHANDLER:
Can you figure out what I'm doing?
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- You're Louis Posen.
- Who?
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He was my best friend in fifth grade.
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One day, I asked him to be
my boyfriend and he said no.
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Do you know why?
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Because you kept talking to him while
he was trying to go to the bathroom?
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No, but because he thought
I was too fa... Ahh.
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Every time I think about it,
I feel as bad as I did then.
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I really think you should
apologize to Julie.
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Honey, are you kidding?
That was like 16 years ago.
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It would make me feel better
if Louis apologized to me.
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I'll do it. But I warn you,
this may make me a better person.
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And that is not the man
you fell in love with.
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This is how it's gonna work.
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We'll give you hypothetical
maid-of-honor situations.
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You'll be scored on a scale of one to 10.
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- One being the highest.
- Ten is the highest.
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- Why is 10 the highest?
- Because it's the highest.
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Okay, Rachel, you're up first.
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Situation number one:
You're with Monica.
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The wedding is about to start
when Monica gets cold feet. Go!
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I don't want to marry Chandler.
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- I've got cold feet.
- It's gonna be okay.
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One man the rest of my life?
I don't know.
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This means I'll never get to sleep with Joey.
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Look, Monica...
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...getting cold feet is very common.
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It's just because of all the anticipation.
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And you just have to remember
that you love Chandler.
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And also, I ran out on a wedding.
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You don't get to keep the gifts.
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Very good,
drawing on your own experience.
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Very good.
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Yes, very nice, Rachel.
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Thank you, judges.
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- Kiss-ass.
- Oh.
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- Okay, Phoebe.
- Yes, Your Honor.
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JOEY:
We're now in the ceremony.
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Monica is about to say, "I do"...
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...when her drunk uncle starts yelling.
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What do you do? Go!
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When Monica was a little girl...
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...I remember that...
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[PHOEBE YELLS]
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Ow!
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- Very good!
- Oh.
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Yes, excellent. Perfect score.
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She just made a scene
in the middle of the ceremony!
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Hey, you want a little taste of Pheebs?
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It is time for you to give
your maid-of-honor speech.
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We haven't even prepared...
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- Go!
- Okay, okay, okay. Um...
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Webster's Dictionary
defines marriage as...
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Okay, no! Forget that! That sucks!
Okay, never mind. Forget it. Um, um...
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I met... I met Monica when we were
just a couple of 6-year-olds...
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...and became friends with Chandler
when he was 25...
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...although he seemed like a 6-year-old.
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Oh.
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Thank you. Thank you very much. Um...
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I've known them separately and together.
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To know them as a couple is to know
that you are truly in the presence of love.
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So I would like to raise my glass...
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...to Monica and Chandler...
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...and the beautiful adventure they
are about to embark upon together.
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I can think of no two people
better prepared for the journey.
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Wow.
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- Great speech.
- Yeah, it really was.
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RACHEL:
Oh, thanks.
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Okay, Phoebe, I guess you're next.
Although I really don't see the point.
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Okay.
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I can't believe that Monica
and Chandler are getting married.
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I remember talking
about this day with Rachel...
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...while we were showering together, naked.
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And she's back in the game!
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CHANDLER:
Julie. Hi.
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Chandler Bing. I guess you remember me.
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Hello, Skidmark.
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It's a nickname. I'll explain later.
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It's pretty clear.
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I owe you a long-overdue apology.
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I shouldn't have broken up with you
because you were overweight.
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That's why you broke up with me?
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You didn't know that?
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Well, I guess my work here is done.
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First of all, I would like to say
you both performed very well, okay?
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You should be proud.
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And I'd also like to say,
in this competition, there are no losers.
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Well, except Rachel. Damn it!
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Really? I won?
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- What?
- I'm sorry, Rach, it was really close.
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- Well, then I demand a recount!
- Actually, it wasn't that close.
249
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,947
You know what?
Your thing was so stupid anyway.
250
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:10,450
We're gonna flip a coin, all right?
251
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,411
Heads. Oh!
252
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,831
What? The coins have finally forgiven me!
253
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:21,961
You know what? I hope Monica
forgives you after you throw her...
254
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:26,966
...her vegetarian-voodoo-goddess-circle-y
shower.
255
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:32,055
Rach, it's gonna be okay.
You guys are the best!
256
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:38,019
Boy, I tell you. That judging stuff
took a lot out of me.
257
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,395
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
258
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:44,067
Thinking about maybe going upstairs
and taking a little nap on my couch.
259
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,530
Why would I care about that?
260
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:53,743
No reason. I'm just saying that...
261
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,245
...that's where I'll be.
262
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,019
As bad as that went,
I actually enjoyed myself.
263
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:24,524
I think that I'm going to apologize
for all the stupid things that I do.
264
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:27,318
Why don't you just stop
doing stupid things?
265
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:31,656
- Then you wouldn't have to apologize.
- I'd love it if I could do both.
266
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:37,662
All right, I have to ask.
267
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,497
What?
268
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,709
Will you break up with me if I get fat again?
269
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,085
What?
270
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,588
You broke up with Julie.
How much weight did she gain?
271
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:50,133
A hundred and forty-five pounds.
272
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,802
In one year?
273
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,304
My God, what did she eat? Her family?
274
00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,434
That's not the point.
275
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:03,604
I know it was a stupid reason
to break up with someone, but I was 15.
276
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:08,067
Yeah, well, that's not
the only time this was an issue.
277
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:12,530
You remember when you spent
Thanksgiving with us?
278
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,865
You called me fat.
279
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,199
Wait a minute.
280
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:18,119
- That was totally different.
- How?
281
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:22,081
You were not supposed to hear that.
I said that behind your back.
282
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,961
What if I have babies, okay?
I'm gonna look different.
283
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,630
I'm okay with that,
but I'm not sure you are.
284
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:33,092
You have to realize I don't think
of you as a thin, beautiful woman.
285
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:41,350
This is one of the things
that I can apologize for later.
286
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,438
What I mean is, you're Monica.
287
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,733
Okay? And I am in love with Monica.
288
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,485
Keep going.
289
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:54,864
So you can balloon up
or you can shrink down...
290
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,033
...and I will still love you.
291
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:02,121
Even if I shrink down to 2 inches tall?
292
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,916
I'd carry you around in my pocket.
293
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:07,460
I love you.
294
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:13,758
Skidmark still got a way with the ladies.
295
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:17,720
Hi, Pheebs.
296
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,347
- Hi.
- Hi.
297
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,390
I just want to apologize.
298
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,976
I'm really sorry I was a baby.
299
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:27,730
That's ridiculous.
Rachel, we were all babies once.
300
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:33,152
- Oh, you mean today.
- Yeah.
301
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:37,073
Yeah, and you know, you deserve to win.
302
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,866
And I was thinking about it.
303
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:42,411
If you're Monica's maid of honor,
I get to be yours.
304
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:45,123
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
305
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:50,128
When Monica and Chandler got engaged,
I put some stuff together.
306
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,506
- Just in case.
- Oh, that's so sweet. Thanks.
307
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:57,051
Here is a book of poetry
that I know Monica loves.
308
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,512
Oh, God, this is funny. Look.
309
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:03,182
Here's a picture from one Halloween
when she dressed up as a bride.
310
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,184
She made me carry her train...
311
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:08,604
...which was weird
because I was Wonder Woman.
312
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:13,025
Oh, and here's a little purse that I found.
313
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:16,070
I just thought they could hold
the rings in there.
314
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,948
- Oh.
- Something. And...
315
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:23,661
...vintage handkerchiefs, you know,
because people cry at weddings.
316
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,497
I'm just gonna grab a couple of these.
317
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,876
This stuff is great.
318
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,628
I forgot this was in here.
319
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,551
This was the garter
that I was saving for my wedding.
320
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:42,763
And I wanted it
to be Monica's "something borrowed."
321
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,432
And it's blue.
322
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,811
Yeah.
323
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:53,900
Rach, I think that you should be
Monica's maid of honor.
324
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,820
You do?
325
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,866
- Why?
- Because I think it means more to you.
326
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,827
But, Pheebs, honey, you earned it.
327
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,038
It's fine. I mean, this is something...
328
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:11,125
...that you've been thinking about
since you were, what, 14?
329
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:14,503
No, I was 10. I just developed early.
330
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,131
Man alive!
331
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,719
- Hey, what's going on?
- Hey!
332
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:25,139
We decided Rachel is
going to be your maid of honor.
333
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,808
Oh, that's great!
334
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:31,270
Oh, wow. Okay, we really
have to start planning.
335
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,648
I have really specific ideas.
336
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,067
We should meet four times a week.
337
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,654
Come to my place,
we'll get together before work.
338
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:43,115
What do you say, 6:30, my place?
So excited!
339
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,334
Yeah, okay. You laugh now.
340
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,044
She's gonna be yours.
341
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,062
Great nap.
342
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,273
It really was.
343
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,191
[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]
344
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,459
Dude, what the hell are you doing?
345
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,254
God!
346
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,053
Excuse me.
347
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,061
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