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Are they after Ryo?!

Thief! Return the one hundred million yen!

Everyone listen! The Ryo Saeba living in this apartment building is a thief!

Oh... Everyone listen! The Ryo Saeba living in this apartment building is a thief!

Thief! Thief! Hundred million yen thief!

Saeba is a thief! Ryo is a thief! Thief! Thief! A thief we say!

Saeba is a thief! Ryo is a thief! Thief! Thief! A thief we say! What the heck is going on?

Saeba is a thief! Ryo is a thief! Thief! Thief! A thief we say! I was tricked by the head of the Ryujin-kai.

Saeba is a thief! Ryo is a thief! Thief! Thief! A thief we say! Ryujin-kai?

Saeba is a thief! Ryo is a thief! Thief! Thief! A thief we say! It happened one week ago. A vision of a woman appeared all of a sudden...

Giving this to me? But why?

Why can't you just accept it without all the fuss? I'm a fan of yours.

If so, I'd rather have this mokkori thigh over the money.

That comes later.

If this was going to happen, I should have just gone for it.

Then this whole thing was a ploy of the Ryujin-kai's boss?

In exchange for the one million he expects me to do body guard duty, I guess.

That skunk! He knows I don't accept body guard requests from Yakuza,

so he played a low-down, dirty trick on me.

It's your own fault for falling for it!

That's what I get for telling you.

So, are you going to do it?

Either I return the money, or he'll have me pulling body guard duty.

If you dislike the idea so much, return the hundred million.

Used it all up. I did.

Well, then you don't have a choice.

You used it?! A hundred million in one week?!

Hello there, Saeba baby!

Yo-hoo! Doing okay? I've come to pick you up!

See you. Take care of things for me.

Hey!

Damn, what did you do to use up one hundred million yen in one week anyhow?

Be a body guard for your daughter?

I'm ashamed to say it, but my daughter is short-tempered like me.

The other day she got into a fight with this fellow at a disco, and hurt him.

Well, he happens to be the touchy sort, and the head of a biker gang.

The word is that they are after my daughter.

So, why don't you just have your men guard her?

That's just it. She hates Yakuza.

So much so, that she left the house, and is living alone in an apartment.

Please, Saeba, I'm begging you.

Hey, is your daughter...

Right, a senior in high school.

Just what kind of high school kid would tangle with a gang?

By the way, when you say she's like you, do you just mean her personality?

What do you mean?

Oh, that's her. Saeba, that's my daughter, Sayaka.

I don't really want to look.

What are you saying? Look!

No way! She's got to be adopted!

She's my real daughter!

Who are they? Sayaka's rearguard?

How embarrassing. My daughter is a sukeban.

Hello, I'm a tutor and my name is Ryo Saeba.

At your service.

Sayaka's old man just don't learn, do he?

I wonder how many days, I mean, hours, he'll last?

Take care of him for me, will ya?

Okay.

Where are you going, Sayaka?

That ain't none of your business.

I get it! The bathroom, right?

But I'm going to be counting. If I count to sixty and you're not back,

I'll know you're doing number two!

Off with you now!

Hey, old man, got a light?

A light, you say?

You gimme a light, and then shove off! If you don't...

If I don't, what's going to happen?

A gun?

I'm surprised at the two of you! This is a lighter. A gun type of lighter.

A lighter?

Oh, is that what it is?

This lighter is called a.357 Magnum. Fire comes out,

and it'll blow your head off to boot.

What was that?!

Help! He's a killer!

Hey! Wait, guys!

56, 57, 58, 59...

Look, you!

Sixty! It was poopy all right.

You, what did you do to them?

Oh, yes, those two. I requested that they leave.

They would have interfered with our studies.

Being at a disco is fun. This is my first time.

Idiot. Are you really a tutor?

You sure you should be drinking at a place like this with a high school girl?

You need to unwind occasionally, but no drinking for minors, you know?

So, what else you gonna teach me?

I'm no good at studying. Just what kind of tutor am I anyway?

Something must be wrong with me.

Beat it.

I said beat it! You're fired, you sickening jerk!

Please, not that. I owe money to your father.

I don't know what will happen to me if I'm fired.

Ain't none of my concern!

You're a tough one all right, but that fact's gonna cost you your life.

Messing with the Blue Oysters like that an' all.

Give it up. You ain't going nowhere.

Let go!

Son-of-a! What are you doin'?!

Did that hurt? I just barely touched you.

A tutor?

You piece of...

Sayaka, there is one thing I could teach you.

And that's how to fight.

Look at ya! Showing your faces to me after ya messed up nabbing Sayaka!

Look, Boss, that tutor of Sayaka's was one tough customer.

Imbecile!

Is a Blue Oyster afraid of just one man?!

Tomorrow night! I want Sayaka brought to me by tomorrow night!

Yes!

Get up!

Cut it out, jerk!

Not enough sleep.

Wow, you made all of this?

Yes, please help yourself.

You're a hard one to figure out, and that fight last night.

Did I do something last night?

You don't remember that monster fight?

That's right. When I drink, my memory gets fuzzy about things.

You're just like Jekyll and Hyde.

By the way, you said something about your working as a tutor,

because you owe my old man money, didn't you?

My goodness, did I really say such a thing?

I'll pay off that debt for you. So, will ya leave?

Well, I never. The amount is way beyond the means of a high school student.

I have over five million yen. Go ahead and tell me how much you owe.

This much.

That's all? Just one million yen? I can take care of that.

Nope, one hundred million yen.

Don't you kid me!

But it's the truth.

You ain't leaving no matter what, are ya?

Excuse me, where to?

To school, where else?

Well, I made lunch for you.

Don't need it! No thanks!

My, my, what a spoiled little girl.

What's wrong, Sayaka? You ain't yourself.

Shut up. Leave me alone.

Him!

Hello!

Who is that old fart?

Don't know him.

New teacher or something?

I ain't heard nothin'.

Okay, the bell's already rung. Please, sit down. I ain't heard nothin'.

Okay, the bell's already rung. Please, sit down. Loser.

Okay, the bell's already rung. Please, sit down.

What is it? Please sit down.

This new teacher don't know how he's supposed to talk to someone.

Didn't they tell you about us in the teacher's room?

Now, now. Cigarettes are a no-no. It's better for your health if you quit.

Jerk! Let go of my girl.

This skirt is too long.

No way!

No way! This is it. Just how I like it.

This is it. Just how I like it.

You, are you really a teacher?!

I'm Sayaka's tutor! I brought her the lunch she forgot.

Tonight I'm preparing my specialty for supper. Come home early.

I hope it doesn't go to waste, that specialty of yours.

I've been waiting for you.

Sayaka, your home is that way.

Go home yourself.

As long as you're around, I'm not going home.

Hey there, Sayaka! We've come, just like you asked on the phone!

Okay, so that's the deal.

That's the deal, all right. It looks like your meal's gonna be for nothing.

Not at all. It's not going to happen that way.

See ya! Bye!

She really is just a spoiled little girl.

Hey, old man, don't even try to follow her. Give it up.

Ain't no problem now. Ain't no way he can come after me in this car.

Him!

How did we get beat this easy?

Okay, then.

It's looks like I'm going to have to alter my teaching plan, Miss Sayaka.

What?

You!

Upsy-daisy.

Okay, shall we go home, Sayaka? Dinner is waiting.

Sound asleep.

You may be real tough, but if I deal with ya while you're napping...

A little radical for swatting flies.

It's not flies I'm after, it's a cockroach.

And what's more, it's a strange kind of pistol-toting variety.

That old skunk of a father. What does he think he's doin'?

Come on. Is that any way to talk about your father?

If he heard that, it would bring him to tears.

That skunk cry about the likes of me?

Not likely.

The only thing he thinks about is his organization.

He isn't concerned about me at all.

The real reason I keep doing this is to get him to care about me.

But that old skunk still doesn't get it at all.

Sayaka...

Stay away! I don't want you to see my tears!

I'm telling you to get away from me.

That kind of act is more convincing if you're not carrying a hammer.

Okay, why don't you go on back to your room and think of something else to try.

You think you're something, Cockroach?!

That crumb! Isn't there something I can do? If I knew his weakness...

Hello. Oh, Kaori?

Kaori?

A change of clothes for me?

You're in the area? Okay, if you don't mind.

Some attitude. Getting his girlfriend to bring him clothes like that.

Girlfriend?!

Old man, could you come here for a second?

What could it be? I don't like it.

Hi, old man.

I get it. This time you're playing the seductress.

Got to hand it to you, you are resourceful.

This isn't gonna work either?

Guess not, but give it five years and...

Ryo, I've brought them!

What?!

Ryo, you better not!

No, someone help!

Ryo, I didn't think even you would stoop so low.

A high school girl?!

Come on, I didn't do anything!

Don't lie, you pervert!

It's true, and I even have witnesses!

Witnesses?

Right, some folks who saw the whole thing.

See?

Father?!

Saeba baby, doing okay?

Just fine.

What are you doing out there like that?!

Just checking up on things.

Okay then, see ya!

Hey, hold on! Take the cockroach with ya, while you're at it!

What was all that? What a pair.

Man, maybe things will settle down a little bit now.

Damn that cockroach.

That skunk's come back on that scaffold again.

At his age it's just too much.

Hey, Tutor, help!

What's keeping you, Cockroach? Ryo!

It's the boss! The Tiger has arrived.

Thanks so much for the other day, Sally.

Sally?

But I'm not the same guy I was the other day.

Pitiful. You got problems, don't you?

Torakichi, come on out here! Don't just sit there hiding!

Don't call me Torakichi! I'm Tiger. Call me Boss Tiger!

Talking through a speaker strapped on some gorilla

ain't gonna make you any more impressive!

Come out of there right now!

Okay, I get it.

Hello, Sally.

Stop calling me Sally. It sickens me. Just what do you want?

At the disco you called me octopus-head, and said I was vulgar an' all.

So I wanted you to see how powerful I really am.

What do you mean powerful?

Making those guys dress the way you like,

and pretending to be some biker gang.

If that isn't vulgar, what do you call it then?

The Great Kanto Seken-kai doesn't stand a chance

with some idiot-octopus like you the next in line.

Idiot-octopus?! You called me octopus, again!

Is that any way to talk to your fiancé?

Fiancé? Our parents just decided that on their own.

No way, not with a big octopus like you!

Calling me octopus again and again, and then sticking big on top of it.

That's it!

Try to calm down, Young Master!

Young Master? You went an' used that crumby old Japanese title.

Your finger.

Please forgive me, Boss!

C'mon Gyuji, try to take it like a man.

You called him Gyuji?

Idiots! Not Gyuji, it's Buffalo!

I told you I can't stand Japanese style Yakuza, didn't I?!

I'll have your fingers for this!

Listen up, Sally, you're gonna marry me one way or the other, get it?

I'm not so sure about that.

What? Who?

You're...

It looks like Sayaka's ole' skunk intends to break off with the Seken-kai,

and get Sayaka and me together.

That's a lie!

It just so happens he's telling the truth. Come on, Pops.

Father, what's going on?

I thought it might be nice to have a successor with Ryo's skill and courage.

Not much to it really.

Sounds like "much" to me!

So, that's why you made Ryo my tutor, and brought him to my place?

That's it! Get that tutor!

Listen, Tora, I've about had it with playing a role in this ridiculous farce.

I think you better give me your promise you won't cause me any more trouble.

Okay, okay, okay. I'll forget all about Sally, I will.

Good boy, being sensible is the secret to a long life.

Just hold it.

You got something else to say? My duty as a body guard has been completed.

You think ya can just leave so easily, and just drop Sayaka like that?

Get it?

That's not something that's up to you.

You better start thinking more about your daughter, Sayaka, from now on.

Like a parent ought to.

No regrets?

If you married her, you could have a hundred million yen or two.

Spend all you like...

I forgot to get the number of the lady with the thighs from the old skunk!

Will he ever learn?

Gotta love that Saeba baby!

He's so dreamy!

I'm in love, Tutor!

The way you hate getting women clients, I am surprised you accepted this job.

She's actually a high school student, a little young to call a woman.

How little you know! Today's high school girls are very well developed.

What's more, Kasumi's got a lovely "flying tush", and I am so excited!

You do want to recover that black tulip, don't you?

Why don't you get right to work?!

But I just can't put my heart into it unless Kasumi changes into her tights!

Stop complaining!

Next City Hunter: "That Pretty Girl in Tights Prefers the Tulips"

See you then!