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Rain day! Rain day!
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Today's the day we count the rain!
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I bet it rained 1,000 inches last year.
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Get real, Steve. Closer to 'finity.
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Only one way to settle it.
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Let's go to the gauge!
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Hmm, that's odd.
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I could've sworn this
was where we installed
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our professional rain collection system
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exactly one year ago today to the day.
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What are you two dummies
doing staring at the fence?
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Dad! You're drinking
out of our rain gauge!
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Steve, this is a yard-garita glass.
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See? It has little markers
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so I can measure how
jacked up I'm getting.
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You ruined our experiment!
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Actually, it seems like I'm teaching you
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a valuable lesson about
leaving your stuff outside.
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You should've seen all the gross water
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I had to drink out of this thing.
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Oh, so much sweet rain.
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You always act like
you're more important
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than everyone else!
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Steve, I act like that
because I am more important.
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I'm the big dog around here. Ruff-ruff!
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Roger, back me up.
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Stan, I'm pissed
about the rain thing, too.
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But yes, you are the big dog. Ruff-ruff.
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You see, Steve,
I cast a pretty big shadow.
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So either get used to it or mosey along.
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Maybe I will mosey along.
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Maybe you've been holding
me back my whole life!
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Maybe I'll run away!
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Sounds good. Send a postcard.
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Address it to my shadow.
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Mailman knows where it is.
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Hey, Stan! Did Steve just run away?
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He'll be back. He's a little pup.
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He knows the big dog runs the show.
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That's you, baby! The big dog!
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Ruff-ruff!
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- Big dog! Ruff-ruff.
- Ruff-ruff!
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Ruff-ruff! Ruff-ruff!
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Uh-oh, is that the dog-father himself,
Tuttle, I hear?!
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That must mean the puppy
pound can't be far behind.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Man, we ran away to a pretty
fancy boarding school.
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Yeah, I wasn't expecting this much
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from a place that let us in
20 minutes after we applied.
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Room 237...
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Our home for the next four years.
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Holy cow!
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Welcome to Pendlingtonton
Academy, buddy.
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This place is nice.
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Usually, when I run away,
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I'm in a children's pickpocket
army within 12 hours.
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- I'll make friendships here that'll last a lifetime.
- You might.
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I still keep in touch with
some of my pickpocket buds.
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- Uh, Steve...
- I'll read Plato and Homer...
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- Steve...
- ...row crew with my best buds...
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Steve! I think your experience is
gonna be a lot different than that,
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because Pendlingtonton
is an all-girls school!
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♪ At a school for girls,
Steve'll rock their world ♪
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♪ Had to let him enroll
because of a loophole ♪
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♪ That's right,
there was a bizarre technicality ♪
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♪ Discovered in the
charter of the school ♪
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♪ That's pretty complicated
but is 100% binding ♪
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♪ So all you need to know is... ♪
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♪ It was a technicality ♪
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♪ That changed his reality ♪
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♪ And now Steve goes to this school ♪
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♪ And you best believe,
he'll n-n-never leave ♪
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♪ 'Cause now he's top
of the Steeeeeeeeve ♪
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"Top of the Steve" is filmed in
front of a live studio audience.
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I wonder what our suitemates
are gonna be like.
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I bet one's a really smart, uptight girl
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and the other one's a bad
girl with a heart of gold.
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Or maybe a super-boring girl
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and an east-coast Mexican girl.
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Or maybe a girl who's a
hacker in a wheelchair
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and then the other girl has,
like, I don't know,
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a huge ass.
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So it's true!
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They did let a boy into Pendlingtonton!
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So, yeah.
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No one's actually told
us how that happened?
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Yeah, why did they let him in?
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It was a technicality!
We're your suitemates.
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I'm Spitz.
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This is The Babe.
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I have an actual real name,
but it's not important.
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All the girls in school are jealous
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that we get to room with the "boy."
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I don't care, though. I'm a lesbian.
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I'm also prelaw.
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So this will be a pretty
interesting living...
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- arraignment.
- Ha ha ha ha.
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Yeah.
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I doubt people are jealous of
you rooming with dorky old me.
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Look for yourself!
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It's the boy!
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I'm so jealous you get to room with him!
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Aaaaaaaaaah!
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What is the meaning of this nonsense!
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Steve Smith.
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I knew having a boy walking
around Pendlingtonton
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with his little dick
would be a distraction.
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My office, now!
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You're in trouble.
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Where's Steve?
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I got us two tickets to Tara-dise.
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Tara Reid's illegal lion sanctuary.
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Steve ran away to boarding school,
remember?
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Oh, yeah. Whatever. Steve sucks!
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I-I don't need him to have fun!
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So you guys are just doing books?
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Yes! Thank God!
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Something to get our minds off Steve.
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Hey, Mister!
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I heard your family could
use a down-on-their-luck kid
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with an unflappable spirit!
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Unflappable?
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I'm Spunky Rooster!
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And I'm moving in!
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A little cramped, but it'll do!
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Well, you think you're pretty special,
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waltzing in here with your technicality
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and your little penis.
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You keep mentioning the size of my...
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I don't want you here, Smith!
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Those cowards at the school board
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were too afraid to stand up to you.
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But I'm not!
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But you can't kick out Steve.
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I can and I will!
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As soon as I figure out how.
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In the meantime,
don't expect any special treatment.
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We're not getting you
one of those boy chairs
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with a hole cut out
for your little wiener.
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Boys use regular chairs.
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D-Do you really not know that?
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Geez. That headmistress
is really gunning for me.
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Relax, everyone I've talked to
seems to think
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your technicality is iron-clad.
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Mmm.
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Hey, guys.
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What's wrong, Spitz?
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I just professed my love
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to the captain of the
science debate team
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and she totally rejected me.
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Poor Spitz. Tragic, huh?
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We're the only two lesbians
in the whole school.
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And yet,
neither one of us can find love.
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Wait, you're also a lesbian?
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Cheer up, Spitz. You'll find somebody.
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Now, let me see that smile!
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Stop it! Stop tickling me!
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There it is!
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There's that smile.
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What is happening here?
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Steve!
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My udon and meatballs!
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The headmistress wants to see you.
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You're in trouble!
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Man, that girl was slippin' quick!
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Good thing that conveniently placed
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pile of cardboard boxes
was there to stop her.
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Whatever. It was a funny fall.
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I'm not gonna overthink it.
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Hey, Mr. Stan!
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What did you mean when you said
I was 'nnoying?
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Does that mean I ask a lot of questions?
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Is that what it means? 'Nnoying?
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Does that mean to ask
too many questions?
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Yes, Spunky.
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Was it 'nnoying when I nursed
that bird back to health
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and then he ate all your
important biz-a-ness papers?
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Everything you've done since you
showed up has been "'nnoying."
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That bus driver you
brought home to dinner.
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When you pretended the living
room was the bottom of the ocean.
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I've been "'nnoyed" by all of it.
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But as long as you're here,
let's do something fun.
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Make bisghetti or gazagna?
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Shut up. No.
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I'm gonna beat you at Horse.
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Steve used to love it when
I whipped his ass at Horse.
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I never played bus-kit-ball!
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But I'll try!
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From the car, bounce it off the ground,
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to the backboard, then jump down,
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and catch it mid-air
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for an eyes-closed backwards layup!
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Whoa! Today must be my lucky day!
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What the hell?
That was, like, top five all-time...
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- Just bounce it off the ground...
- I saw!
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Oopsies!
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That's an "H," Mr. S!
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Come in, Steve!
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I didn't even knock.
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Oh, I could hear your little pecker
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swinging to and fro all
the way down the hall.
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Clanging against your
thighs like a church bell.
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I did a little digging into your
"technicality," Smith.
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And I found something very interesting.
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The technicality has a clause!
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The technicality has a clause?
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That's right, and it states that a boy
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can only stay in school
if he competes in,
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and wins, the Academic Decathlon.
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Which is tomorrow!
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Oh, no!
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We are readying this today.
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Enjoy your last night as Pendlingtonton.
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I assume you'll need the next 12 hours
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to pack up all your jock
straps and Gold Bond.
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Am I the first man you've ever met?
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Okay, first question.
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The Battle of Appomattox
took place on...
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which page of this book?
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That's not something they're gonna ask!
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69, Steve.
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You know,
not to get us totally off track,
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but do you think there's something odd
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about our whole setup
here at Pendlingtonton?
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Roger, I don't have time for this.
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Think about it. You show up.
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It's a surprise that
it's an all-girls school.
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There's the technicality. The clause.
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I can't believe you!
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Oh, hey, guys. You should've seen it.
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Stacy Hemerson dared The
Babe to eat a whole honeydew!
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Rind and all!
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Not only did The Babe do it,
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but then,
she grabbed Becky by the throat...
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Not now, Spitz!
Can't you see I'm trying to study!
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It's my room, too, Steve. Geez!
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Bite my frickin' head off!
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Well, maybe pay attention to people
other than yourself for once!
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You have no idea what it's like
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being the only boy at
an all-girls school!
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You're right, Steve.
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I have no idea what it's
like to be different.
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Spitz, wait!
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Steve, just because you have a dick
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doesn't mean you have be a dick.
255
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,019
Whoever that was, they get it.
256
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,223
Name any bird.
257
00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:00,225
- Mm, blue jay.
- That's it.
258
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:03,695
You are ready for whatever test
your teachers might throw at you.
259
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:06,365
Steve, I know you're mad at me,
but just hear me out.
260
00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:07,232
Spitz, wait.
261
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:10,169
Let me apologize. I was a jerk.
262
00:11:10,171 --> 00:11:12,037
I wanted so badly to prove to my dad
263
00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:13,505
that I could be the big dog
264
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,907
that I let it affect our friendship.
265
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,308
And it doesn't even matter.
266
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,578
'Cause I'm gonna lose
and have to move home.
267
00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:23,114
Steve, I know
what it's like to feel different.
268
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,649
I'm prelaw.
269
00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:27,786
Which is why I took a look
at the school's charter.
270
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,120
And guess freakin' what?
271
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,922
The clause to your technicality
272
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,457
has an addendum!
273
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:35,527
Okay, anyone here speak Spitz?
274
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,729
- Oh, why am I doing this?
- Listen!
275
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,464
Steve doesn't have to win the Decathlon.
276
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:43,535
He just has to win any
school contest he chooses!
277
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,204
Spitz, you genius!
278
00:11:45,206 --> 00:11:50,409
When you're prelaw,
legalese is a legal breeze.
279
00:11:50,411 --> 00:11:52,677
Well, I don't think
we're gonna top that.
280
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:53,612
Let's go.
281
00:11:54,261 --> 00:11:55,814
Headmistress Mahoney.
282
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:58,349
We took a look at your little clause
283
00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:01,953
and it turns out, it has an addendum.
284
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,289
What?!
285
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,224
Damn it! You're right!
286
00:12:05,226 --> 00:12:07,158
It's that easy to find?
287
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,160
Okay, Steve.
288
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:12,363
I guess you've got me by your
sticky little glue stick.
289
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,498
Pick the contest.
290
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:17,102
The Battle of the Bands! That's perfect!
291
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,370
Is it? We don't have a band.
292
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,306
- What the...
- Okay, guys.
293
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,108
I know we've only got
one day to practice
294
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,443
and we've never played together
295
00:12:24,445 --> 00:12:26,445
and it's The Babe's first time on drums.
296
00:12:26,447 --> 00:12:29,180
But the only way we're
gonna win this contest
297
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,316
is if we have some fun!
298
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,318
A-one, two, three, four!
299
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,796
Don't worry! She'll get it eventually!
300
00:12:47,468 --> 00:12:49,334
Hey, I noticed Spunky Rooster's
301
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,403
tie-dyed hammock isn't
in Steve's room anymore.
302
00:12:51,405 --> 00:12:53,872
- Did she...
- She's in St. Paul. That's all you need to know.
303
00:12:55,017 --> 00:12:56,207
Steve?!
304
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,343
If this is Steve,
everyone be cool, okay?
305
00:12:58,345 --> 00:12:59,611
Oh, hey, Steve.
306
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:03,148
Jolly-ho! You must be Stan Smith!
307
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,816
John Michael Heaton.
308
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:08,753
I am your long-lost,
never-before-mentioned cousin.
309
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,222
And I'll be moving in permanently.
310
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:14,493
Cars should drive on the left,
that's what I say!
311
00:13:14,495 --> 00:13:16,427
I don't want this man to live here!
312
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:20,632
When I come back down,
I expect a massive tea service.
313
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:23,302
Pip, pip! Wimbledon's the best.
314
00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:26,105
Man, we sounded awesome!
315
00:13:26,107 --> 00:13:27,706
I think we might just win this thing!
316
00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:29,508
Yep, seems like just about everything
317
00:13:29,510 --> 00:13:31,510
is coming up Steve these days.
318
00:13:31,512 --> 00:13:33,645
And I think I figured out why.
319
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,914
Steve, remember
when Frasier left "Cheers"
320
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,248
for his own show?
321
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,450
When Rhoda left
"The Mary Tyler Moore Show"?
322
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,186
I'm 14, not 90.
323
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,655
Steve, you're in a spin-off!
324
00:13:46,527 --> 00:13:48,393
Don't you spin-off, Steviods.
325
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,562
"Top of the Steve" will be right back.
326
00:13:52,242 --> 00:13:54,132
What do you mean, I'm in a spin-off?
327
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,600
Think about it, Steve.
328
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,736
You get into Pendlingtonton
on a technicality.
329
00:13:57,738 --> 00:14:00,539
Then, an obstacle arises
that if overcome
330
00:14:00,541 --> 00:14:03,275
will firmly establish
this as your new home.
331
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:06,678
A promise of a new life!
That's spin-off 101, baby!
332
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,613
- A spin-off of what?
- I don't know!
333
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:11,416
- You're old life, I guess.
- Roger, that sounds crazy.
334
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,685
Crazier than what's been
going on around here!
335
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,755
Our roommates, who we only know
as Spitz and The Babe,
336
00:14:16,757 --> 00:14:19,023
are both lesbians who
barely notice each other.
337
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,158
Clearly, the beginning
338
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,427
of a "will they/won't they" love story.
339
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,220
They're just friends
who tickle each other.
340
00:14:24,255 --> 00:14:26,364
And the band... Each of your roommates
341
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,500
can play the exact
instrument you needed.
342
00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:30,502
I mean, Spitz wanted to play the bass.
343
00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:33,037
Usually, you have to force
that on the worse guitarist.
344
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:37,041
Face it, this is a spin-off
and you're the star!
345
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,443
I'm the star?
346
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,112
That means I'm the big dog!
347
00:14:40,114 --> 00:14:41,646
Damn right! Big dog!
348
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,248
- Ruff-ruff!
- Ruff-ruff!
349
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,917
- Big dog!
- Ruff-ruff!
350
00:14:49,924 --> 00:14:53,392
Now let's go win that
Battle of the Bands!
351
00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:55,127
That's not for four hours.
352
00:14:55,129 --> 00:14:58,297
Then let's sit still
and shut down our minds.
353
00:15:03,804 --> 00:15:05,537
Midnight snack attack!
354
00:15:05,539 --> 00:15:07,405
Raiding the fridge for midnight snacks!
355
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,740
'Cause it's midnight
356
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:11,476
and now is when we
have the snack attacks!
357
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,411
Wait a second.
Where's Steve's root beer?!
358
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,748
- John!
- Yes?
359
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:18,483
John Michael,
did you replace Steve's root beer
360
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,419
with these shepherd's
pie protein shakes?
361
00:15:20,421 --> 00:15:22,821
I did! Got to bulk up!
362
00:15:22,823 --> 00:15:26,558
Sweater vest season's
just around the corner.
363
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:34,299
It's okay. We miss Steve, too.
364
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:38,236
It's so hard to accept
that I miss my son.
365
00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:42,507
Nice shoes!
366
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:46,044
This next act is horrible,
and if they don't win,
367
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,313
their lead singer will be expelled.
368
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:54,719
So now let's all not give it
up for Stevie and the Banshees!
369
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:01,926
♪ We're three cool chicks
and a boy with a dick ♪
370
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:06,264
♪ Pendlingtonton ♪
371
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,200
♪ A place for friends ♪
372
00:16:08,202 --> 00:16:09,601
♪ Until the end ♪
373
00:16:09,603 --> 00:16:12,204
♪ This is a spin-off ♪
374
00:16:13,874 --> 00:16:17,676
That's right. We'll always be friends.
375
00:16:17,678 --> 00:16:20,402
Let's rock, Pendlingtonton!
376
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:42,300
They love us!
377
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:45,237
No, Steve! They love the big dog.
378
00:16:45,239 --> 00:16:47,439
- This'll show my dad!
- For sure.
379
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,374
Too bad you'll never see him again.
380
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,510
Totally! Wait, what?
381
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,045
You're in a spin-off.
382
00:16:53,047 --> 00:16:55,514
If the spin-off works,
you can never go home.
383
00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:57,782
Odds are they're already replacing you.
384
00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:01,453
What?! Roger, I don't wanna
never see my family again!
385
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:04,056
Oh, then you cannot win this contest.
386
00:17:04,058 --> 00:17:06,258
If you do, the spin-off
will be a success
387
00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:07,592
and you'll be here forever!
388
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,061
Then we have to lose!
389
00:17:09,063 --> 00:17:12,797
Okay, but you'll be giving
up being the big dog forever!
390
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:15,667
Who cares?! I want my family!
391
00:17:15,669 --> 00:17:18,070
All right, let's lose this bitch!
392
00:17:18,072 --> 00:17:20,873
By the way, we've been soloing
for, like, forever.
393
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:38,090
Enough! I have heard enough...
394
00:17:38,092 --> 00:17:42,427
to declare you the winner
of the Battle of the Bands!
395
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:43,667
Yes!
396
00:17:44,965 --> 00:17:46,231
What the...
397
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,632
Of course!
398
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,235
You're the star of the spin-off.
You have to win.
399
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,304
That's probably why there
were no other bands.
400
00:17:52,306 --> 00:17:55,307
I have your medal, Steve.
401
00:17:55,309 --> 00:17:57,041
Steve, we'll be trapped here forever
402
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:59,578
if that thing hits your
beautiful pink chest!
403
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:00,579
Run!
404
00:18:01,469 --> 00:18:02,381
Get him!
405
00:18:02,383 --> 00:18:04,917
Put in on your shoulders and celebrate
406
00:18:04,919 --> 00:18:07,786
our new beloved student!
407
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,657
Steve, you can hide in here.
408
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,259
I'm the laid-back history teacher
409
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,395
who's taken a special
interest in the new kid.
410
00:18:16,397 --> 00:18:17,996
- And that's you!
- It's a trap!
411
00:18:17,998 --> 00:18:20,198
He's a storyline!
412
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,200
I could've been a father figure to you!
413
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,668
We have to ignore everyone.
414
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:26,739
They're all trying to
keep us in the spin-off!
415
00:18:26,741 --> 00:18:28,607
Steve, will you go to prom with me?
416
00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:30,943
Well, my dance card is wide o...
417
00:18:30,945 --> 00:18:32,811
- No, Steve!
- But she's cute!
418
00:18:32,813 --> 00:18:34,479
She won't be cute when it turns out
419
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,080
she was just inviting
you to make her boyfriend
420
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,750
at the boys academy jealous!
421
00:18:37,752 --> 00:18:39,217
Storylines!
422
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:42,955
Hola, Steve!
423
00:18:42,957 --> 00:18:45,090
I am the new foreign exchange student.
424
00:18:45,092 --> 00:18:47,225
In less than three years,
this performance
425
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,961
will be considered offensive!
426
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,697
It's locked! We're trapped!
427
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:55,634
Steve, it's me, talented hockey player
428
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:57,836
and tentative actor Wayne Gretzky!
429
00:18:57,838 --> 00:19:00,238
I'm here to teach you
an eye-opening lesson
430
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:04,440
about cyber bullying
through the power of song!
431
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:08,914
Celebrity guest star. Storyline!
432
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:13,385
Hey, guys, I found the answer key
433
00:19:13,387 --> 00:19:16,454
to tomorrow's ethics
test in the garbage.
434
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:17,990
I don't know what to do!
435
00:19:17,992 --> 00:19:21,059
Storyline! The teacher wanted
you to find the answers.
436
00:19:21,061 --> 00:19:22,260
That is the test.
437
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,196
Geez, this spin-off has lazy writing.
438
00:19:24,593 --> 00:19:26,130
Take your medal, Steve!
439
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,600
Aaaaah! These doors are so flimsy!
440
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:31,136
Wait, flimsy sets.
441
00:19:31,138 --> 00:19:33,071
Lazy writing.
442
00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:35,874
A Canadian flag. I knew it!
443
00:19:35,876 --> 00:19:38,677
Great news, Steve.
We're shooting in Vancouver.
444
00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:41,079
That means this show
was shot on the cheap.
445
00:19:41,081 --> 00:19:43,415
All we have to do to ruin
it is go over budget.
446
00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:45,083
How the hell do we do that?!
447
00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:46,685
Sing The Beatles.
448
00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:48,953
It can cost as much as $5 million
449
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,756
to sing just two notes
of a Beatles song on air.
450
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,558
All you need to do is pick one.
451
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,827
Oh, man.
452
00:19:54,829 --> 00:19:57,429
I mean, I'm usually
more of a Monkees guy...
453
00:19:57,431 --> 00:19:59,564
- What?!
- Take your medal, Steve!
454
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,366
- "Hey Jude"!
- ♪ Hey ♪
455
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,303
No Beatles ever!
456
00:20:11,465 --> 00:20:12,444
Oh.
457
00:20:12,446 --> 00:20:14,046
Hey, Steve.
458
00:20:14,048 --> 00:20:15,714
Were you, like, gone or something?
459
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:16,715
Are you crying?
460
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:18,783
You wish, little pup.
461
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:19,651
Mm!
462
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,053
I missed you, too, Dad.
463
00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:23,922
Now, let's go dig for dinosaur
bones in the backyard.
464
00:20:23,924 --> 00:20:27,292
Tuttle said he found a
T-Rex's arm under his gazebo.
465
00:20:28,262 --> 00:20:30,128
Hey, don't tell Steve, but I scissored
466
00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:32,264
the headmistress at
the school we went to.
467
00:20:32,266 --> 00:20:33,265
Cool, right?
468
00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:35,067
Pretty cool, I guess.
469
00:20:35,069 --> 00:20:36,869
And now, the world premiere trailer
470
00:20:36,871 --> 00:20:39,003
of this fall's funniest new show
471
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:42,474
"Top of the Spitz".
472
00:20:42,476 --> 00:20:45,077
♪ Her roommate Steve
masturbated himself to death ♪
473
00:20:45,079 --> 00:20:47,680
♪ So Carla moved in and
changed her name to Beth ♪
474
00:20:47,682 --> 00:20:49,882
♪ Now sheeee's ♪
475
00:20:49,884 --> 00:20:54,553
♪ Top of the Spitz! ♪
476
00:20:54,555 --> 00:20:58,223
This fall on whatever channel
you're currently watching.
477
00:20:58,225 --> 00:21:00,159
Bye-bye! See you soon!
478
00:21:02,029 --> 00:21:04,071
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