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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:09,000 >> (indistinct conversing) 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,100 >> Can you give it to me 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,300 for 23,050? 4 00:00:11,300 --> 00:00:13,500 >> Oh, Mr. Cordova, I would love 5 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:14,800 to, but my manager, he would eat 6 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:15,800 my feet. 7 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:16,800 But, you know what? 8 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,100 I like you guys, so let me go 9 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:21,300 talk to him. 10 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:24,000 (phone ringing) 11 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:24,700 >> Unbelievable! 12 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:25,500 (glass breaking) 13 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:26,800 Do you realize, when the 14 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:28,600 manufacturer sends me these 15 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,500 cars, I've got to meet a quota? 16 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:31,200 Let me tell you something-- 17 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:32,700 a person is not a number! 18 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:33,500 >> Taking weekend? out this 19 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:34,300 >> Uh-huh. 20 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:34,900 >> Oh, that'll be nice. 21 00:00:34,900 --> 00:00:35,600 >> Unbelievable! 22 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:36,500 (glass breaking) 23 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:37,400 I don't even know how you got-- 24 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,600 >> Dad, calm down. 25 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:42,200 I'm about to get my first car. 26 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:42,800 >> These people are like 27 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:44,600 vultures. 28 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:47,100 I hate dealerships. 29 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:48,400 >> Me, too. Ha! 30 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,700 And you'll hate them even more 31 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:51,000 after I tell you the truth 32 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,500 about them. 33 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:53,600 >> What are you, like, another 34 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,100 car salesman? 35 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:56,800 You're dressed like one. 36 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,300 >> That is a terrible thing to 37 00:00:58,300 --> 00:00:59,800 say to someone. 38 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,500 Hi, I'm Adam Conover, and this 39 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:07,400 is "Adam Ruins Everything." 40 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,800 (crackling) 41 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:09,900 (ding-ding) 42 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:11,700 (buzzer) 43 00:01:11,700 --> 00:01:13,500 Closed Captions Provided by truTV 44 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:15,200 >> Okay, you can't ruin cars. 45 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,200 The car, like, represents 46 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:17,400 freedom. 47 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:18,800 >> Hmm, how can they represent 48 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:20,500 freedom when you have no choice 49 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:21,800 in where you buy them? 50 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:23,700 Why is it that if you want a new 51 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:25,300 car, you have to go to one of 52 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:26,800 these awful dealerships? 53 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,100 Doesn't that suck? 54 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:31,200 >> Yes! I hate haggling! 55 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,300 I hate driving from one 56 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:33,200 dealership to the next 57 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,200 dealership. 58 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,400 I hate dealing with this guy! 59 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,500 >> Hey! 60 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:37,300 >> So, why do we buy cars 61 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:38,500 this way? 62 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,100 Like, why does every dealership 63 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,000 only sell one brand of car? 64 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,100 What if every business worked 65 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:44,100 like that? 66 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:45,400 >> Welcome to Peterman Clancy, 67 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:46,600 serving all your Tom Clancy 68 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:47,900 needs. 69 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,200 >> I'd like "The Hunt for 70 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,000 Red October." 71 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:50,900 >> Oh, okay. 72 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:51,900 Well, I can offer you a 73 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:53,500 ten-chapter package for $20 74 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:55,500 a month for 36 months. 75 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:56,500 And would you like to add page 76 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:58,100 strengthening? 77 00:01:58,100 --> 00:01:59,300 >> Why can't you just go to a 78 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:01,100 car store and buy whatever brand 79 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,000 of car you want for 80 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,900 a fixed price? 81 00:02:03,900 --> 00:02:05,900 >> Do you have Toyota Camrys? 82 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:08,300 >> Uh, sedans, Aisle 6, right 83 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:09,500 next to the Accords. 84 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,100 >> Oh, I do have coupons 85 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:12,200 for those. 86 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,300 >> And why can't you buy a car 87 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,500 online? 88 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:16,100 >> Hmm, never mind, it's cheaper 89 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:17,200 on Amazon. 90 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,800 "Add to Cart." 91 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:19,700 >> Why isn't that how 92 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:20,700 we buy cars? 93 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:21,600 >> (laughs) Because that would 94 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:22,500 be crazy. 95 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:23,000 I mean, can you imagine such 96 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,100 a world? 97 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:25,200 Oh, boy, man, this guy, he sure 98 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,000 is funny. 99 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:26,500 >> You know, that would 100 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:27,300 be great. 101 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:28,200 Why can't I do that? 102 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:29,100 >> Oh, because these guys got 103 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:30,000 a law passed to stop you. 104 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,100 Come on. 105 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:32,500 >> Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 106 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:33,600 Please! 107 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:34,600 Please don't talk about this! 108 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:35,500 >> Dealerships aren't owned by 109 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:36,700 the car makers. 110 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:38,100 They're separate businesses. 111 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:39,900 And since the 30s, dealership 112 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:40,900 associations have pressured 113 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:42,600 every state into passing 114 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,400 "franchise laws" that give them 115 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,100 a virtual monopoly over new 116 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,600 car sales. 117 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:48,900 >> That is a beautiful 118 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:50,700 anti-competitive law, Senator! 119 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:52,200 We are gonna make so much money 120 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,600 off of this! 121 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,000 >> These laws actually make it 122 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,100 illegal to sell new cars unless 123 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:58,500 you're a car dealership. 124 00:02:58,500 --> 00:02:59,200 And if you want to become a 125 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,400 dealer... too bad. 126 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,200 It's also illegal to open a new 127 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:03,400 dealership in another dealer's 128 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,300 territory. 129 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:06,200 >> You are operating an 130 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,400 unauthorized dealership! 131 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,000 (sirens blaring) 132 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,000 >> It's not actually that 133 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 illegal, but you get the idea. 134 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,500 And the law also makes it nearly 135 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,300 impossible for car makers to 136 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:18,100 shut down dealerships, even when 137 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:19,300 they suck. 138 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:20,800 Which means they end up getting 139 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,600 passed from father to son like 140 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,900 family dynasties. 141 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:27,000 >> This top financing. 142 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,300 >> Great job, son. 143 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:29,700 Push those leather seats, okay? 144 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:30,700 >> Since they have no 145 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:32,500 competition and no oversight, 146 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:33,800 car dealers are free to force 147 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:34,800 you to haggle and treat you 148 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,400 like crap. 149 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:37,800 >> So, it's a lame law. 150 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:39,000 Let's change it. 151 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,100 >> That'll be tough. 152 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:42,400 20% of state sales tax revenue 153 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:43,700 comes from car dealerships, 154 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:44,700 which means Quint and his 155 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:45,800 buddies pretty much run 156 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,100 the show. 157 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:48,100 >> There you are, Senator. 158 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:49,900 >> (chuckling) 159 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:50,900 You own me. 160 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:52,600 (both laughing) 161 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,100 >> And all these middlemen do 162 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,400 is cost you money. 163 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:56,600 >> I knew it. 164 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:57,700 >> It's estimated that if car 165 00:03:57,700 --> 00:03:58,900 manufacturers could sell to 166 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:00,600 consumers directly, every car 167 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,900 would be $1,800 cheaper. 168 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:04,400 >> Gah! 169 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,000 >> That'll be $1,800 to replace. 170 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 >> Uh... 171 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,500 I hate these guys. 172 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:10,700 >> Yeah, but because of dealer 173 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:11,600 franchise laws, you can't 174 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:12,800 avoid them. 175 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,200 If you want a new car, you have 176 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,700 no choice. 177 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:16,500 >> But, it's the only way to 178 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:17,500 get around. 179 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:19,200 I need a car. 180 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,200 >> Yeah, so does everyone. 181 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,500 Isn't it kind of weird that a 182 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:24,100 product marketed as the epitome 183 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:26,400 of freedom is totally mandatory? 184 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,500 Hell, your government-issued 185 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,900 I.D. is a driver's license. 186 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:31,100 Well, mine's a learner's permit. 187 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:31,900 I have bad depth perception, 188 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:32,700 so I'm still practicing, 189 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:33,900 you know? 190 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:36,600 >> Well, that's the way it is. 191 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,200 Man and car, forever locked 192 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,500 in battle. 193 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:41,100 >> Yeah, but it didn't 194 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:42,300 have to be. 195 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:43,300 Haven't you ever wondered why we 196 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:44,300 built our transportation system 197 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:45,100 this way? 198 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:46,500 >> No. 199 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:49,600 But... now, I do. 200 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:50,000 >> Oh, you're a little curious? 201 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:50,800 >> Yeah. 202 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:51,800 >> Awesome! 203 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:52,700 Well, the story begins when-- 204 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:53,400 >> Excuse me, I'm looking for 205 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,700 a sedan. 206 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:57,200 >> I don't work here! 207 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,900 I have a pocket square! 208 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,700 ? 209 00:05:02,700 --> 00:05:03,400 >> Here's the story of how the 210 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:04,600 car took over the American 211 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,800 street. 212 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,500 A century ago, the city street 213 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,200 was a public place that was open 214 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:11,400 to everyone. 215 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,000 It was shared by pedestrians, 216 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,800 horses, and weird old-timey 217 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,700 bicyclists alike, not to mention 218 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:17,700 streetcars that took people 219 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:18,800 to work. 220 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,100 >> Now, Teddy, you have a fun 221 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:21,000 day at the sweatshop. 222 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,300 And remember, always walk in 223 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:23,300 the street. 224 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:24,900 It belongs to all of us. 225 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:25,800 >> But when the car was 226 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,500 invented, people started driving 227 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:28,800 them at top speed through the 228 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,100 crowded streets, and the results 229 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:31,600 weren't pretty. 230 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:32,800 (crashing, screaming) 231 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,000 >> My boy! 232 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,200 He's dead! 233 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,700 >> Oh, dear! 234 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:37,500 So that's what happens when 235 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:38,500 one's motor car strikes 236 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:39,500 a peasant. 237 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:40,800 >> Naturally, everyone blamed 238 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:41,400 the new invention for the 239 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:42,500 carnage. 240 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,100 >> Seventh kid mashed by a metal 241 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:45,800 death machine this week. 242 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,400 Huh, maybe these things 243 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,700 shouldn't be allowed. 244 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:50,300 >> Public outcry grew. 245 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:51,500 >> Extra! Extra! 246 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:52,600 Innocent boy killed by 247 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:53,700 automobile! 248 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:55,100 >> And some cities even 249 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:56,200 discussed passing laws 250 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:57,100 against them. 251 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:58,200 >> We propose that the streets 252 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,500 not be filled with these 253 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:00,800 high-speed two-ton metal 254 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,600 projectiles. 255 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,100 >> Hear, hear. 256 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:08,100 We pay our taxes. 257 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:09,100 >> They're killin' us out there! 258 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:10,000 >> Well, technically, we're 259 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:10,900 killing them, Bill. 260 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:11,700 Ooh! 261 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:12,700 >> Good point. 262 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:13,800 We gotta fight this thing. 263 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:14,600 >> I got it! (snaps fingers) 264 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:15,300 We'll tell them the streets are 265 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:16,600 for cars only. 266 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:17,600 And if a car kills ya, it's your 267 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:18,600 own fault. 268 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:19,400 >> And we'll give the folks that 269 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,400 walk in the street a really 270 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:21,800 humiliating nickname. 271 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,500 >> What about "Irish walkers"? 272 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:24,700 >> Now, that's pretty cruel, 273 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:26,000 but we can do better. 274 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:26,900 (snaps fingers) I got it! 275 00:06:26,900 --> 00:06:27,600 "Jaywalkers"! 276 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,700 >> Ugh, you disgust me! 277 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:31,000 And I love it. 278 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 >> It doesn't mean much to us 279 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,100 now, but back then, "jay" was 280 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:36,100 a really offensive slur. 281 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:37,500 It basically meant "dirty 282 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,400 hillbilly," which makes this 283 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,900 really messed up. 284 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,300 Like, what if today we called 285 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:44,200 them "(bleep) walkers," or 286 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,300 "(bleep) walkers," or even 287 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:48,500 "(bleep) walkers"? 288 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:48,900 >> Hey, man, come on, there's 289 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:50,200 "(a kid on set.s"? 290 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,000 >> Yikes! Sorry. 291 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,500 To publicize their new insult, 292 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:54,900 the auto industry actually 293 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:56,900 planted stories in newspapers 294 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:57,900 blaming pedestrians for 295 00:06:57,900 --> 00:06:58,600 automobile deaths. 296 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,100 (typewriter dings) 297 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:00,600 >> (gasps) 298 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,000 >> Extra! Extra! 299 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,400 Lame-brained jaywalker flings 300 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,000 himself before a noble 301 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,100 automobile. 302 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:07,300 >> My boy, a jay? 303 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:08,700 >> Serves him right, I say. 304 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:10,100 I hate those good-for-nothing 305 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:11,400 jays. (spits, spittoon dings) 306 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:12,700 >> So do we all, sir. 307 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:13,500 (spits, spittoon dings) 308 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,900 >> Me, too. 309 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:16,000 I hope my stupid, jay son rots 310 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 in hell. 311 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,700 (spits, spittoon dings) 312 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:21,200 >> Today, jaywalking is a crime, 313 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:22,800 and, in fact, most of our modern 314 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,300 traffic safety culture descends 315 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:25,600 from this kind of blame-shifting 316 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:27,200 propaganda. 317 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,400 Think about it. 318 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,600 A group of private businessmen 319 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,400 coined an offensive slur to 320 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:33,800 promote their product, and it 321 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,500 worked so well that today, it's 322 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:37,400 a legal term. 323 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,700 That's like if the trash can 324 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:39,800 industry convinced us all to 325 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:40,700 call littering, 326 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:44,300 "(bleep) dropping." 327 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:45,200 >> Seriously, dude, do you even 328 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:46,700 think before you speak? 329 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,300 >> You know, funny, I don't. 330 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:49,600 As a result of this campaign, 331 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,800 the street went from being a 332 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,400 public place where everyone 333 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,200 was welcome, to a terrifying 334 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:55,800 off-limits death trap. 335 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,000 (cars speeding by) 336 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,800 >> Stay back, Ethel. 337 00:07:58,800 --> 00:07:59,800 The streets belong to the 338 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,900 machines now. 339 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:03,000 (tires screeching) 340 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:03,900 Thank you for granting us 341 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:06,200 passage, metal majesty. 342 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,200 >> Well, so what? 343 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,100 We needed cars to get around. 344 00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:15,600 >> Actually, we already had a 345 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:17,100 fast, efficient way to get 346 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:19,500 around the city-- the streetcar. 347 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,100 At the time, almost every major 348 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:22,400 city had them, but the 349 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,900 automobile killed them. 350 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:26,400 A single streetcar can carry 351 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:28,000 dozens of pedestrians. 352 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,100 But put each of those passengers 353 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:30,400 in their own car, and they take 354 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,500 up 100 square feet each. 355 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:33,000 (horns honking) 356 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,300 And that means one thing-- 357 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:35,800 traffic. 358 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,100 Once the roads were gridlocked, 359 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,700 the old, reliable streetcar 360 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:41,900 became too slow to be effective. 361 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:43,700 And that was the death of public 362 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:45,100 transportation in America. 363 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,300 >> Whoa. 364 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:47,500 >> Once cars were the only way 365 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:48,700 to get from place to place, 366 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:50,500 we rebuilt our entire cities 367 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:51,600 around them. 368 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:52,800 And that's when things really 369 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,100 took a turn for the worse. 370 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,800 We started bulldozing entire 371 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,600 neighborhoods to build urban 372 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,500 highways, and in some cities, 373 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:01,300 parking lots now take up a 374 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:02,700 quarter of all the available 375 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:04,200 land. 376 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,700 All this space used just to 377 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:07,000 store cars while they're asleep. 378 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,800 (tires screeching) 379 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,600 >> Uh, this part of the show is 380 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:11,900 really weird. 381 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:13,100 >> Parking lots are deserts in 382 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:14,200 the city. 383 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,300 >> Who's this dude? 384 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:16,800 >> This "dude" is Professor 385 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,300 Donald Shoup, our foremost 386 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:19,400 expert on the economics 387 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:20,300 of parking. 388 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:21,700 >> Oh, okay. 389 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:22,700 >> Parking lots don't employ 390 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:23,800 any people. 391 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:25,100 They simply provide space 392 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,200 for cars. 393 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,600 We have expensive housing for 394 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,900 people, and free parking 395 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:30,000 for cars. 396 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,500 We have our priorities the wrong 397 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:32,500 way around. 398 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:34,200 And the worst part is, many 399 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:35,700 cities require far too much 400 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,200 parking, and this blights their 401 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,500 downtowns. 402 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,600 We're killing our own cities. 403 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,300 It's a huge bummer. 404 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:43,700 >> It is an honor to animate 405 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:45,500 you, sir. (chuckles) 406 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:46,900 When we design society so that 407 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:48,800 it's more comfortable for cars, 408 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:49,900 we make it less habitable 409 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:51,300 for humans. 410 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,700 In a city designed around public 411 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,100 transportation, this space would 412 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:56,000 be full of homes and businesses, 413 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:56,900 and you could walk from place 414 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,100 to place. 415 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,300 But in most of our cities and 416 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:01,300 suburbs, everything is so spread 417 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,000 apart that nothing is within 418 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,800 walking distance, giving you no 419 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,400 choice but to drive. 420 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,300 And it didn't have to be 421 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:09,500 this way. 422 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,100 We could have built walkable 423 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:12,300 cities based around public 424 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:13,900 transportation like western 425 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:15,800 Europe and Japan did. 426 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,600 But we missed that chance, and 427 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,300 now you have to have a car 428 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:20,300 to get around. 429 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:21,900 So, write him a check. 430 00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:22,600 >> Yeah! (laughing) 431 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:23,200 (alarm blaring) 432 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,700 Oh, yeah! 433 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:32,000 Here it comes! 434 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:33,200 >> Well, you know, son, 435 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,300 I thought it was gonna be really 436 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,500 cool buying you a new car and 437 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:36,800 everything, but now I know that 438 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,500 we've been tricked by a bunch of 439 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:40,000 evil car guys, or whatever. 440 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,100 >> Nah, you know what? 441 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,200 Even knowing all that stuff, 442 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,600 I still love this thing. 443 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,300 Cars are still awesome. 444 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:46,200 (both screaming) 445 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:46,900 >> Actually, I haven't even 446 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:47,900 begun to scratch the surface of 447 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:50,600 why cars suck. 448 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:51,600 Stick around. 449 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,200 After this, I'll tell you why 450 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,900 your super safe car actually 451 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:58,300 makes you less safe. 452 00:10:58,300 --> 00:10:59,400 >> Oh, what's up? 453 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,300 Hey, hey! 454 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:02,300 >> Hey! Ah! 455 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,300 >> Dude, sweet ride! 456 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:05,400 >> Paige is gonna freak when 457 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,700 we roll up to her party 458 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:07,600 in this dope-- 459 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,300 >> Death trap? 460 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,800 Oh, no, uh, burden? 461 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,500 How about "infrastructural 462 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,000 tumor"? (chuckles) 463 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:13,900 >> Who's the hair dude? 464 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:14,700 >> Oh, greetings. 465 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:16,900 I'm Adam Conover. 466 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:18,200 >> Greetings, man, I'm Gavis. 467 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,100 >> I'm Trunt. Greetings. 468 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:20,600 >> Hey, is he riding with us 469 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:21,500 tonight? 470 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:22,800 >> No, no, no! 471 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,400 >> I'd be delighted to. 472 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:30,500 >> Oh, my God. 473 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,600 >> Aw, man, late night, chillin' 474 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,600 with the boys, right? 475 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,500 Yeah! 476 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:35,900 You know, I've never done this 477 00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:37,500 before. 478 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:38,500 >> You'friends before?ut with 479 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,600 >> No, but I have practiced with 480 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,100 dolls at home, so, I think I can 481 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,300 nail this. 482 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:43,800 Man, just too be we gotta drive 483 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:45,400 to the party, right? (scoffs) 484 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,300 >> Okay, dude, you know what? 485 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:47,000 It sounds like you just 486 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,100 hate cars. 487 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:48,600 You don't even have a driver's 488 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:49,600 license. 489 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,800 >> I told you, Zack, I have bad 490 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:51,900 depth perception! 491 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:53,800 And, yeah, I do just hate cars. 492 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,100 And it is just my opinion. 493 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:56,500 But my opinion is based on a lot 494 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,200 of statistics, and logic, and 495 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,600 personal experience. 496 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:00,800 Oh, I hate them so much! 497 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:04,300 (engine revving) 498 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:05,700 >> Yo, can we pick up Stef-- 499 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:06,600 >> Cars are great for 500 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,800 long-distance travel, but 501 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,300 they're an objectively terrible 502 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,700 way to get around a city. 503 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:11,800 >> Hey, whatever. 504 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,000 I love driving mine. 505 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:13,800 >> Okay, well, do you love 506 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,900 traffic? 507 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,100 Because the average driver 508 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:18,000 spends one work week a year 509 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,400 stuck in traffic. 510 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,400 >> Duh, we can fix that. 511 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,400 You want less traffic, just 512 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,700 build more roads. 513 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:24,600 >> Oh, that would be great if 514 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,700 it worked. 515 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:27,100 But it's the roads that cause 516 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:27,900 the traffic. 517 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:29,800 >> (scoffs) Yeah, right! 518 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,200 >> It's a concept called... 519 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,600 Here, check out Gavis's sick 520 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,900 cargo shorts. 521 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:35,700 His pockets look pretty full, 522 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:36,800 huh? 523 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:37,200 >> Oh, yeah, it's my cross 524 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,500 to bear. 525 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:39,500 >> I don't know, maybe he just 526 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:40,900 needs more pockets. 527 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:41,700 >> Great idea! 528 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:42,900 Let's test it. 529 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:43,700 (snaps fingers, magic shimmers) 530 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:46,500 >> Oh, green, sweet! 531 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,900 Aw, man, it's already full. 532 00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,100 >> Sorry, dude. 533 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,600 If I see an open space, 534 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,600 I'm gonna fill it. 535 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,200 What can I say? 536 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,300 I'm only human. 537 00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:56,000 >> Thank you for the 538 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:56,600 demonstration, Trunt. 539 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,300 >> Trunt! 540 00:12:58,300 --> 00:12:59,500 >> Historically, every time 541 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:00,500 we've built more roads... 542 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:01,600 (horns honking) 543 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,400 (bulldozers razing) 544 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,300 The amount of traffic has gone 545 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,100 up by an identical amount. 546 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:06,900 We can't build our way out of 547 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,200 the traffic problem. 548 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,900 Cars equal traffic, period. 549 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:11,700 (popping) 550 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:14,800 >> Nice! 551 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:15,800 >> Plus, cars are inherently 552 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,000 unsafe. 553 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,300 >> Uh, no, only bad drivers get 554 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,400 in car accidents. 555 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,900 I'm fine because I'm a good 556 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:23,000 driver. 557 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,700 >> Yeah, you and everyone else. 558 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:26,000 90% of drivers say they're 559 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 better than average. 560 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,200 That's impossible. 561 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,600 >> Yep, plus, it's people who 562 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,600 think that they're good drivers 563 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,000 who are actually the worst 564 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:31,900 drivers. 565 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:32,700 >> Whoa, really? 566 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,400 >> Shut up, Trunt! 567 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:35,400 >> 'Cause most accidents are 568 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,400 caused by inattention, and you 569 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,300 pay the least amount of 570 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,200 attention to the road when 571 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,200 you're confident. 572 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,300 Which is also why most accidents 573 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,900 are caused on clear, sunny roads 574 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:42,500 and to sober drivers. 575 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,600 >> Yeah. 576 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,700 >> I love that you know stuff! 577 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:46,300 >> Yeah, well, I get that 578 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:47,400 a lot, too. 579 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,700 >> Okay, well, this car is 580 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,000 super safe. 581 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:50,500 It's like I'm driving a 582 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,400 spaceship. 583 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:51,900 I have this super smart 584 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:52,900 computer-- 585 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:53,700 >> That mostly controls the 586 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:54,700 air conditioning. 587 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,200 The car itself is still 588 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,700 controlled by a human, an 589 00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,500 unreliable and easily distracted 590 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,600 system that-- 591 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,700 >> Aah! Oh, crap, oh, crap! 592 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,600 >> Guys, it's okay. 593 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,800 It's just me. (chuckles) 594 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:05,900 >> What the hell? 595 00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:07,900 >> Ooh, TV magic, ahh. 596 00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:10,100 >> But, he-- you-- you jumped 597 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,500 in front of my car. 598 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,200 >> Actually, you missed 599 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,200 the sign. 600 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,400 This area is a host crossing. 601 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,600 And maybe you missed it because 602 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,500 your car is too safe. 603 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,900 Studies have shown that modern 604 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,500 cars and roads that make us feel 605 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,700 secure cause us to unconsciously 606 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:23,900 compensate and drive more 607 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,200 dangerously. 608 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,000 And it's a big part of why tens 609 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,700 of thousands of Americans die 610 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:30,000 on the road every year. 611 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,100 >> Hey, Zack, this guy's making 612 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:37,400 me feel sad. 613 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,700 >> Ah, what a majestic creature. 614 00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:46,000 (slurping) 615 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,200 >> Okay, but when I'm in this 616 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,400 baby, I'm free. 617 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,700 It's just me and the open road. 618 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,500 >> Yeah, you're free all right. 619 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,500 As long as you keep paying for 620 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,800 insurance, fuel, registration, 621 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,200 and repairs. 622 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,200 So, I hope you have a job while 623 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,800 you're on the open road. 624 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,100 The average car costs $9,000 625 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,200 a year just to own. 626 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,700 Now, maybe you can afford that, 627 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,200 but a lot of people can't. 628 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,500 The average American family 629 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,600 spends 20% of their income on 630 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,100 transportation. 631 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,400 That's more than they spend 632 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,800 on food. 633 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:14,700 And for the poorest Americans, 634 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:16,500 it's 32%. 635 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,200 Car ownership is a tremendous 636 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,700 burden on the working poor. 637 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:21,000 Oh, hey! 638 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:21,900 There's my friend, Tim Peters! 639 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:22,700 Yeah, pull over, pull over! 640 00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:23,900 (tires screeching) 641 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:24,800 Hey, Tim. 642 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,100 >> Hey, Adam, sweet ride. 643 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,300 >> Aw, thanks. 644 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,400 my bros. 645 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,000 Guys, this is Tim Peters. 646 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000 He is the executive director of 647 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000 Door of Hope. 648 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:32,700 Would you tell them a little bit 649 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:33,600 about what you guys do? 650 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,800 >> Yeah! Hey, guys. 651 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,000 We help homeless families go 652 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000 from homelessness, to 653 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,200 self-sufficiency, to permanent 654 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,300 housing, and everything 655 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,200 in between. 656 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,300 what your experience with, you 657 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:43,600 know, automobiles has been? 658 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:44,700 >> Yeah, transportation is a big 659 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:45,800 issue with our families. 660 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,100 Car ownership can actually send 661 00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:48,400 them backwards. 662 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,300 >> So, how does a car make you 663 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:51,800 go backwards? 664 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,300 >> We had one client that was 665 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,600 paying over 80% of her income 666 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,800 on a car. 667 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,200 She thought it was more 668 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,600 important to have a car than 669 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,300 even a home, because if she 670 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:02,400 ended up homeless, at least she 671 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,600 had a car to sleep in. 672 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,000 And that had been her experience 673 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,400 before coming to Door of Hope. 674 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,100 Families need a car just to get 675 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,100 to work, or to be able to get 676 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,300 around in the city. 677 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,700 But, sometimes, to make a car 678 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,600 payment, they'll sacrifice their 679 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,500 rent payment, or food, or even 680 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:16,500 the basic essentials for 681 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,500 their children. 682 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:18,800 >> Wow, thank you for talking to 683 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:19,900 us about this, Tim. 684 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:20,300 Uh, hey, do you need a ride or 685 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:21,300 anything? 686 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,300 >> I think you're full already. 687 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:22,800 I'll ride the bus. 688 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:23,600 I'm okay. 689 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,400 (engine revving) 690 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,900 >> That's awful. 691 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,800 >> Yeah, it is. 692 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,400 Transportation is a fundamental 693 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,900 human need. 694 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,200 So, the fact that we built our 695 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,200 entire country so that everyone 696 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,800 in it has to buy and maintain 697 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,300 one of these things just to move 698 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,100 around their own community? 699 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,800 That's a genuine tragedy. 700 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,300 They're monstrously expensive, 701 00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,100 you have to deal with a 702 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,500 psychologically manipulative 703 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,400 charlatan just to buy one, and 704 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,800 we are so bad at driving them 705 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:50,900 that there's an entirely 706 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,500 different predatory industry 707 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:53,500 based around the fact that we 708 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:54,600 constantly crash these things 709 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,900 and die. 710 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,500 >> Uh, you-- you're talking 711 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,100 about the insurance industry, 712 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,100 right? 713 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,400 >> Yes, very good, Trunt. 714 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,000 What really kills me about all 715 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,800 of this is the only reason we're 716 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,400 stuck with this clusterfudge is 717 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,600 because we were tricked into 718 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:08,900 building roads instead of 719 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:11,200 subways 100 years ago! 720 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,000 The dominance of the car is a 721 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,300 massive cultural mistake. 722 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,600 (door closes) 723 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,000 (distant dog barking) 724 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,200 But, I was gonna tell you how 725 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,500 we can fix everything! 726 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:24,600 Bros! 727 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,800 (distant dog barking) 728 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:30,700 (dialing phone) 729 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,400 Hey, Mom. 730 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,600 Can you come pick me up? 731 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:38,300 It happened again. 732 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:39,400 (tires screeching) 733 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,900 (door opens) 734 00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:42,900 >> Get in. 735 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,400 Trunt's curious. 736 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,500 >> (whistling) 737 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,200 >> I'll call you back. 738 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,500 >> (whistling) 739 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,500 >> Stick around, because believe 740 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,600 it or not, there is a light at 741 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,300 the end of the tunnel. 742 00:17:56,300 --> 00:18:01,700 ? 743 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,400 >> Whoa, what is that? 744 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,700 That, Trunt, is a subway 745 00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:14,900 station. 746 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:17,100 >> In Los Angeles? 747 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,700 No way! 748 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:19,200 >> Yep! And there are more on 749 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,300 the way. 750 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:22,100 >> Hi, guys! 751 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,200 I'm Seleta Reynolds. 752 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,500 I'm in charge of the Los Angeles 753 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,700 Department of Transportation. 754 00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:27,800 >> This is so weird. 755 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,600 We've been up, like, all night. 756 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,900 >> People say nobody walks in 757 00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:31,800 L.A., but nothing could be 758 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,400 further from the truth. 759 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,400 We have one of the busiest rail 760 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,400 lines in the country, one of the 761 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,600 busiest bus lines in the 762 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,000 country, and more people walking 763 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,600 and biking every day. 764 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,600 We figured out that we have to 765 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:41,600 plan for people and not 766 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,100 just cars. 767 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:44,500 (crunching) 768 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:45,800 >> Is this a mirage? 769 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,800 >> No, it's a public plaza. 770 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,800 This used to be a road, but the 771 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,200 community leaders got together 772 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,100 and decided that they wanted 773 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,900 a place to gather, and created 774 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,700 a true public space. 775 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:56,700 It turns out, when you make 776 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,500 a great place to walk, it's 777 00:18:58,500 --> 00:18:59,400 really good for local 778 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,500 businesses. 779 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,200 >> Yo, that's counterintuitive 780 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,100 as hell. 781 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:06,000 But, I like it. 782 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,200 >> So, sometimes, even though 783 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,700 it's controversial, we have to 784 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:10,700 take space for streets and give 785 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,600 it to people so that everybody 786 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,600 has a great choice for how they 787 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,800 get around. 788 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,000 >> And, look, no city has been 789 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,100 shaped by the car more than 790 00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,400 L.A., so if they can make 791 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,200 positive changes here, we can 792 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,300 make them anywhere in America. 793 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:24,500 >> Okay, but cars are still just 794 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,500 fun to drive. 795 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,900 >> I know they are, Zack. 796 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:27,800 And they're a great option for 797 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,700 certain kinds of travel. 798 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,000 But, maybe we should be thinking 799 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,100 about cars more like 800 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:34,300 roller blades. 801 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:35,200 They're a lot of fun when you're 802 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,200 the only person using them. 803 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,200 But, it would really suck if 804 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,600 that was the only way people 805 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,000 could get to work. 806 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,800 >> So, you're saying I can keep 807 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,400 my car, but I should use public 808 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,000 transportation and support 809 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,800 walkability initiatives. 810 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:50,500 >> Exactly. 811 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,000 >> Cool. 812 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Can I go? 813 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,200 >> Sure you can, buddy. 814 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:58,800 Put 'er there, dude! 815 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,400 Put 'er there, Seleta! 816 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,700 >> I gotta get back to work. 817 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:05,800 Bye, Adam. 818 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,100 >> Put 'er there, Adam. 819 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:17,100 >> (whistling) 820 00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,300 >> Please. 821 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,600 You know, I have to ask-- are 822 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,200 you having a natural or 823 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,700 a cesarean birth? 824 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:31,600 Because, there are interesting 825 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,000 downsides, in both cases. 826 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,000 (chuckles) 827 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,900 Hmm. 828 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:36,900 Guess some people just don't 829 00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,400 want to learn. 830 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,200 Hmm. 831 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,100 Next time, on 832 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,900 "Adam Ruins Everything..." 833 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:43,300 Cop shows present forensic 834 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,900 science as infallible, but in 835 00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:46,200 reality, a lot of it isn't 836 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,900 scientific at all. 837 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:48,400 >> No two fingerprints 838 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,500 are alike. 839 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,100 >> That's never been proven. 840 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:51,400 >> Aah! 841 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,000 >> The FBI gave flawed testimony 842 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,100 in 90% of the cases they 843 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,200 reviewed. 844 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,900 The only backup we'll need today 845 00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:58,500 is from scholarly sources. 56458

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