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03 The 10th Kingdom
Complete Miniseries Part 3 English
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♪ I'm wishing ♪
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♪ On a star ♪
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♪ To follow where you ♪
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♪ Are ♪
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♪ I'm wishing ♪
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♪ On a dream ♪
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♪ To follow what it ♪
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♪ Means ♪
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♪ And I'll wish on all the ♪
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♪ Rainbows ♪
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♪ That I see ♪
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♪ I wish on all the people ♪
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♪ Who ♪
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♪ Really dream ♪
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♪ I'm wishing on a ♪
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♪ Star ♪
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♪ To follow ♪
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♪ Where you are ♪
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Dear All, you must be
wondering where I have been
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these last few days.
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I have been laid low
with a sprained ankle,
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and I'm staying in the
Royal Hunting Lodge
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in the Disenchanted Forest.
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Do carry on with the
coronation plans,
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and rest assured I will be back
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in plenty of time
for the big day.
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Lots of love, Prince Wendell.
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Thank goodness for that.
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That explains it.
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That explains nothing.
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Why has the prince
made no reference
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to the Troll King crisis?
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Well, perhaps he
hasn't heard about it.
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A twisted ankle can
be excruciating.
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The Troll King has
challenged Wendell
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to face him in combat.
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Meanwhile, he's been killing
4th Kingdom citizens,
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and nothing is
being done about it.
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We need a plan.
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We have a plan.
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My seating plan.
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The ceremony is barely
three weeks away.
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I need the prince for a fitting,
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and I need people to
at least commit to
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a basic color scheme.
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I'm worried about Wendell.
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I shall go to the hunting lodge
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by the fastest steed
in the kingdom,
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and tell him of the
Troll King's challenge.
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Jolly good idea.
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One further thing,
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the Queen is still at large.
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She has spies everywhere.
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Nothing that is said here
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must go beyond
this room. Agreed?
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Agreed.
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We must consider
military options.
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Otherwise, we will be
perceived as being spineless
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in Wendell's absence.
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Would it help to
calm people if we...
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Summon my Huntsman.
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Oh, we have problems.
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(horns solemnly blaring)
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Wendell's council doesn't
believe my letter.
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They have sent a man to
Wendell's hunting lodge.
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He must not return.
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It will be done.
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Yeah, if you were kidnapped
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it would've been all
right, but, Virginia.
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Oh, have I lost
my one true love?
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Oh, please.
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Stop it with the one
true love, all right?
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You're some grubby ex-con.
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You've been nothin' but
trouble since we met you.
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Don't talk to me like that!
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I'll bite you in a minute!
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You wanna dance with me?
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Because I've had just
about enough. All right?
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Sh, sh, sh.
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Listen.
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(something whizzes by very fast)
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Halt.
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Who approaches?
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Forgive us, noble Woodsman,
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but have you seen a gorgeous
girl with very long hair?
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I haven't seen
anything. I'm blind.
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A blind Woodsman?
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Have you ever seen a tree move?
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Tony?
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What?
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Look at his ax?
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Is that ax, by any
remote chance,
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the Magic Ax that
cuts through anything?
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Could be.
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Oh! How much do
you want for it?
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Yeah, how much?
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Oh, you can have my magic ax,
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if you can guess my name.
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But your friend must
kneel by this block,
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and if you haven't
found my name out
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by the time I've
chopped all these logs
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into firewood,
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I will have his head.
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What is it with you people?
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What kind of twisted
upbringing did you have?
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You know why can't you just say,
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Oh, that'll be a
hundred gold coins?
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Why does it always have to be,
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No, not unless you
lay a magic egg,
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or count the hairs
on a giant's ass?
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Do you want the
ax, or don't you?
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Oh, let's just carry
on looking for Virginia.
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Oh!
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What?
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- I know this.
- [Wolf] No.
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It's all right. It's
all right. It's all right.
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We accept.
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Oh no, don't accept on my behalf
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No, no, it's fine.
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No.
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It's okay, it's okay.
I swear. It's okay.
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Very well, lay your
head on the block
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while your friend guesses.
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Just for Virginia.
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Yes, I got it, don't worry.
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Okay.
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Oh!
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Just to make you secure.
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I know this. Don't
worry about it at all.
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All right, Mr.
Ave-To-Look-But-l-Can-Chop-Wood,
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your name is Rumpelstiltskin.
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No.
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Oh, whoa.
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I said, Rumpelstiltskin.
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That's not is name.
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Guess again.
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Oh, Rumpelstiltskin Jr.
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Rumpelstiltskin the 4th.
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No.
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Does it have a Rumpel in it?
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Please let me go. I'm
not involved in this. I...
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Where's the dog?
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Don't make me ask again.
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I think he's dead.
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I think you're lying.
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And you're not
lying. Is he hurt?
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You were dragging
something on wheels,
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yet the tracks were too deep
for the weight of just a dog.
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What about the others?
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Will they come looking for you?
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They don't give a damn about me.
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So they will come.
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Will they have any weapons?
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Yes.
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No weapons.
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Uh, Tom? Uh, Dick, uh, Van Dyke?
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Cold.
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Uh, oh, oh, Elvis?
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Elvis.
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Frankie? John?
Paul? George? Ringo?
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Ringg!
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Colder. Way off.
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Well, come on, look, look,
look, just give me a clue.
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Yeah, give him a clue.
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What kind of fun could
it be just to kill him?
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Yeah.
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Quite a lot of fun, actually.
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In fact, you could say that is
the reason for my existence.
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(dramatic instrumental music)
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Sit.
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I was born here in this forest.
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When I first saw the Queen,
I was still a forester.
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She came to my village.
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She stopped her hunting
party to water the horses,
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then she called me forward.
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She showed me this.
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She said, "When this
crossbow is fired",
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"the bold will not stop
until it hits the heart"
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"of a living being.
It cannot miss."
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So, I said, "What must I do"
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"to win this magic crossbow?"
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And she said, "Just
close your eyes",
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"fire wherever you wish,
and it will be yours."
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So, I did.
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The bolt the bow like gossamer,
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and sped a mile
through the trees,
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then killed a child
who was playing.
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I remember the Queen's face
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as I pulled the bolt
from my son's heart.
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And she said, "You
will be my Huntsman."
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So, you understand
the hunt is my purpose
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and only pleasure.
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I have no interest in mercy.
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No! Well, how do we know you're
not lying about your name?
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- Hey, that's right.
- [Wolf] Yeah.
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I could have said it already.
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You haven't guessed my
name, not by a long way.
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Long Way.
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My name is in my hat.
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I may be blind, but my
hearing is excellent.
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Move any closer and I chop
your friend's head off.
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- You're a sick pervert, huh?
- [Wolf] Sick pervert.
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You've done this
before, haven't you?
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Hundreds of times.
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And, uh, approximately
what was the percentage
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of correct guesses?
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No one has ever guessed.
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Ow!
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(dramatic instrumental music)
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Your Majesty, are you there?
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Hello?
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Is anyone there?
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(suspenseful instrumental music)
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Prince Wendell?
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Who is this Queen?
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How can you serve someone
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that made you kill your own son?
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It was my destiny
to kill my son.
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It was her destiny to ask me.
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You're crazy.
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Everybody in this
whole place is crazy!
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Whatever is meant
to happen will happen,
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no matter what we do.
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It is my destiny
to kill you now.
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(dramatic, sinister
instrumental music)
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(whimpers)
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Who are you?
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I'm nobody, I swear I'm nobody.
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I Will kill you.
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(tinkling from bell)
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I have a little
business to attend to.
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We will continue our
discussion later.
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The Mad Axman?
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(grows)
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I told you, you'd never guess.
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(chirping from bird)
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Uh, um, uh, uh, wait, uh, um.
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Your name, it's
forming in my mind.
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Um, uh, just a second.
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It's coming, it's coming.
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Too late.
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(bird chirps)
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Now, I will have
your friend's head.
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Just a minute! Juliet!
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(dramatic instrumental music)
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(grunts)
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(loud orchestral horns playing)
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(music grows softer)
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(breathing heavily and grunting)
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(cries out painfully)
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Hi.
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Because you helped us,
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we will help you again,
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but this really has
to be the last time.
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You're such a lot of trouble.
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Okay.
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Please go and find
my father and Wolf,
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and tell them where I am.
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Tell them to come get me.
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Bye.
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Uh, who'd have thought it?
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Juliet the Axman.
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Yeah, well, you know what?
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Is it any wonder he
turned into a sick sadist.
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I know.
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Psst! You down there.
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It's another one of those birds.
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[Bird] I know where Virginia is.
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Oh! Okay!
' [Tony] Where?
272
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,520
She's in a tree
that is not a tree,
273
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,680
in a place that is not a place.
274
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:43,880
Ah, ah, ho-ho-hold,
275
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,560
can we just stop with
the rhyming crap?
276
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,280
Take us there!
277
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:47,920
Oh, Oh, Oh!
278
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,600
Come on! Move!
279
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,760
[Bird] She's inside this tree.
280
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,920
Bye.
281
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,120
[Tony] Wait a
minute, inside a tree?
282
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,440
How can she be inside a tree?
283
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,480
[Wolf] Virginia!
284
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,000
Virginia, are you up there?
285
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,040
Wolf!
286
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,480
Wolf!
287
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,040
Oh, it's her, it's her.
288
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,720
Urn, how do we get in?
289
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,320
There's a door.
290
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,400
Uh, all right, a door?
291
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,520
Where? I don't see a door.
292
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:34,600
I don't see a door.
293
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,440
There's no door.
294
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,440
There's definitely no door.
295
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,920
Oh, if he's
concealed it with magic
296
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,280
it could take weeks to open.
297
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,040
Just, um, why can't
you just come down
298
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,440
and let us in from the inside?
299
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,600
Well, he's chained me up.
300
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,000
I can't.
301
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,840
Can't you climb up the tree?
302
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,360
Well there's no foot holds.
303
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,440
Well get a ladder or something.
304
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,400
Where am I gonna get a ladder?
305
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:54,560
Hold one second,
306
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,360
if this is a magic
ax maybe I can...
307
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,080
Oh!
308
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,240
Chop the tree down.
309
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,800
Virginia, can I
ask you a question?
310
00:14:58,840 --> 00:14:59,680
[Virginia] What?
311
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,040
How long is your hair now?
312
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,320
Uh, it's, uh, longer than ever.
313
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,160
It's, uh, no.
314
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,400
No.
315
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,600
That's a great idea.
316
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,360
No!
317
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,960
I've always wanted to say this.
318
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,440
Love of my life,
319
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,640
letdown your lustrous locks!
320
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,480
Owwwww!
321
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,640
(struggles and grunts)
322
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,440
Owwww!
323
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,000
Look out below!
324
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:38,800
Close your eyes.
325
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:39,800
Wh-Wh-What is it?
326
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,280
Dandruff!
327
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,320
I do not have, oww!
328
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,960
Oh, some people
can't take a joke.
329
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,040
(struggles and grunts)
330
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,240
Oh, what a moment in my life.
331
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,600
My second opportunity
to save you.
332
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,600
My story will be
immortalized in song,
333
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,320
there's no question of that.
334
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,920
Ah, I found another gray one!
335
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,200
Ugh.
336
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,280
(grunts loudly)
337
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,200
Tada!
338
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,400
(sinister instrumental music)
339
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,560
[Virginia] Ow!
340
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,960
Be careful you don't
trip over your hair.
341
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000
No kidding.
342
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,960
Stay back,
Virginia. Stay back!
343
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,200
Virginia!
344
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,440
Virginia!
345
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:56,200
(struggles and grunts)
346
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,560
(grunts loudly in pain)
347
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,400
[Wolf] Get the ax!
348
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,640
Dad, give me the ax!
349
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,200
[Wolf] Chop his head off!
350
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,040
Stick it in his back! Anything!
351
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,800
Do it!
352
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:21,880
Okay!
353
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:25,960
Agh!
354
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,160
Sorry!
355
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,880
Agh!
356
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,160
[Tony] Could somebody
move this door?
357
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,360
My arm is squashed!
[Virginia] Oh, Dad!
358
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,080
Virginia, are you all right?
359
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:46,800
Yes.
360
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:47,840
What is this place?
361
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,320
It's a bad place, let's go.
362
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,760
[Tony] That's a good idea.
363
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,120
Well, wait, we can't
just leave him like this.
364
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,920
You're right.
365
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,320
Give me the ax. I'll do it.
366
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:57,520
Wait! We can't kill him!
367
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,840
Of course we
can! He'd kill us!
368
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,720
That's not the
point. He's helpless.
369
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,760
Exactly why we
should kill him now!
370
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,200
Wolf, No!
371
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,520
Agh, he's gonna come after us!
372
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,400
I don't care. We're
not killing him.
373
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,880
Ugh, you're gonna
regret this moment.
374
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,240
Come on.
375
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,760
[Tony] Ah, ha-ha-ha!
376
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,560
Hey, boy, welcome back.
377
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,480
Time for walkie.
378
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,680
Oh, hey. How did the haircut go?
379
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,640
Well, uh,
380
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,240
I think I might have overdone
the ax trim a little.
381
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,360
What? I don't,
382
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,280
What Th...
383
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,200
You just don't say a word!
384
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,640
Oh my.
385
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,720
What did?
386
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:50,520
(screaming and yelling)
387
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,800
What do you want?
388
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,960
You are inviting trouble.
389
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,840
I'll tell you something,
390
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:04,160
war is great fun when
there's no enemy.
391
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,360
You're very stupid,
392
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,320
even for a troll.
393
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,960
Wendell's kingdom
borders all the others,
394
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,720
they will not let it
fall without a fight.
395
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,240
The other kingdoms
will send in troops,
396
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,480
and crush you!
397
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,440
Then I'll kill them all.
398
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,080
I'm not scared of anybody.
399
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,720
Listen to me,
400
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,400
I will give you
everything you desire,
401
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:31,880
but you must leave Beantown now!
402
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,840
Beantown's old news.
403
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:38,160
We've got control of every
village 20 miles from here,
404
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,760
and it's not stopping there.
405
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:45,200
I'm taking my half of
the kingdom right now.
406
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,120
Wanna make something of it?
407
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,040
(laughs)
408
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,480
[Tony] I don't believe it.
409
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,920
That's Acorn's wagon.
410
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,120
That's it! That's him!
411
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,120
[Tony] We're going home.
412
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,680
Bring Prince!
413
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,320
[Virginia] Okay, you talk.
414
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,920
[Tony] Ah, Hi, Acorn.
415
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:18,840
[Virginia] Hi.
416
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,720
Remember me?
417
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,920
Anthony! You
got out of prison.
418
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,480
How, uh, unlikely.
419
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,840
Where's our mirror?
420
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,000
Mirror?
421
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,560
[Virginia] it belongs to us.
422
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,240
Was it valuable then?
423
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,040
Uh.
424
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:35,440
No, it's worthless.
425
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,400
You've come an awful long way
426
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,600
to get back a worthless mirror.
427
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,120
It's a magic mirror.
428
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,560
We traveled here through it,
429
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,120
and we've been trapped
in this world ever since.
430
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,280
Virginia, just...
431
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,000
Look, all we want
to do is go home.
432
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,840
We won't take the mirror, okay?
433
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,800
We'll just use it to go home,
434
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,920
and then you can do
whatever you want with it.
435
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,080
I'm moved by what you say.
436
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:59,160
Then please, let us go home.
437
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,840
But I don't have it anymore.
438
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,880
I'm afraid I swapped it
with someone in the village.
439
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,600
Not half an hour ago.
440
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:06,720
Swapped it?
441
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,320
Swapped it for what?
442
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,120
(sheep baas softly)
443
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,000
[Voiceover] Wolf.
444
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,080
Wolf.
445
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,400
Wolf.
446
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,280
Wolf.
447
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,360
Do you think you can
simply ignore me?
448
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,360
I've changed.
449
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,920
I am no longer under
your influence.
450
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,320
You cannot touch me.
451
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,800
Oh, really?
452
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:58,240
It's a full moon tonight.
453
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:01,240
Your blood is already hot.
454
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,440
You are a wolf.
455
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:07,480
What will you do when
the wild moon calls you?
456
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,480
What will you do then
457
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,360
to your new friends?
458
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,440
(grunts as glass breaks loudly)
459
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,560
I don't think we should
go into this village.
460
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,440
This is where Acorn
said the mirror was.
461
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,000
A wolf goes by his
instincts and I don't like it.
462
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,360
I mean, this is farming land,
463
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,560
and farmers don't like wolfies.
464
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,880
Huff! Puff! No, siree!
465
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,000
Why don't we stop for breakfast,
466
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,320
and think about what to do?
467
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,480
You already had breakfast.
468
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,320
Well, then I want
another breakfast!
469
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,480
I mean, what are you my mother?
470
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,000
You tell me when
I can eat or not?
471
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,480
Why don't you just draw
up a list of things
472
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:43,880
I can and can't do!
473
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,680
We're going into the village.
474
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,200
End of discussion.
475
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,040
You can do what you like.
476
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,200
(growling noise)
477
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:59,920
(light, happy whistle playing)
478
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,960
Virginia, please forgive me.
479
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,640
I didn't mean to be so rude.
480
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,600
It's just that my
cycle is coming on.
481
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,600
You see, once a month, I get
very irrational and angry
482
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,560
and I just wanna pick a fight
with anyone who comes near me.
483
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,760
That sounds familiar.
484
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,160
But I'll be perfectly,
perfectly all right,
485
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:19,000
if you just keep my
away from temptation.
486
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,240
You know, I get like that
too sometimes actually, but.
487
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,720
Oh!
488
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:30,680
Look at those sheep. Trollops.
489
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,320
Sheep out.
490
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,520
Oh!
491
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:39,160
(slow, wistful
instrumental music)
492
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,200
Mornin'.
493
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,040
Mornin'.
494
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,840
My name's Sally Peep.
495
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:53,640
I'm a shepherdess.
496
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,480
Oh, there's no
question about that.
497
00:23:56,520 --> 00:24:00,440
My, what very strong
arms you've got.
498
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,280
If my door wasn't locked,
499
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,160
I'd be scared you'd
come into my house,
500
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,560
and huff and puff,
501
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,600
and blow all my clothes off.
502
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,280
(laughs)
503
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,640
Mmm.
504
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,920
Where do you live, Sally?
505
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,600
Okay, let's go.
506
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,800
(laughs)
507
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:32,360
(whimsical instrumental music)
508
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,800
(background chatter)
509
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,080
[Voiceover]
Welcome one and all,
510
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,400
to the second day of the
511
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,320
Little Lamb Village
Annual Competition.
512
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:52,320
Well, it's a new day today,
513
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,120
and a new competition.
514
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,520
The best radish in the village.
515
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,760
Mrs. Morris, these
radishes are beautiful.
516
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,080
I'll give 'em nine out often.
517
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,160
But the Peeps' radishes.
518
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,000
Well, they've done it again.
519
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,480
They're out of this world.
520
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,960
I've got to give
them ten out often.
521
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,120
(clapping and
murmurs of approval)
522
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,960
Come, Pete the grocer.
523
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,240
Come up and get your
9th award today.
524
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,240
Yes, yes, well.
525
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,760
The Peeps have done it again.
526
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,560
They're just best at everything.
527
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,800
Ladies and Gentlemen,
528
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,320
in an hour's time,
529
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:33,560
I'll announce the winner of
Best Cheese in the village.
530
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,800
(clapping)
531
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,040
Excuse me,
532
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,720
could you tell me who's
in charge around here?
533
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,000
I am the village idiot,
534
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:48,640
and I am in charge
of the wishing well.
535
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,080
Do we have magnets
in our pockets?
536
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,280
How do we attract
people like this?
537
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:52,160
I don't know.
538
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,560
It's a nice dog you got there.
539
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,920
He reminds me of someone.
540
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,400
(clapping and cheering)
541
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:03,680
[Tony] What's that for?
542
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:05,320
[Village Idiot] That's
the village's present
543
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,600
for Prince Wendell.
544
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,400
It's to be his coronation cloak.
545
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,920
I hope he likes it.
546
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,440
Aren't you gonna
make a with then?
547
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,560
It's very bad luck to pass
548
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,120
without makin' a wish.
549
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,640
That's money we
shouldn't be wasting.
550
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,280
Oh, you are so prim,
551
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,680
but my wish will
change all of that.
552
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,360
(background chatter
and animal noises)
553
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:37,000
(coins whizzing down
a very long distance)
554
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,640
(clanks and clatters
at the bottom)
555
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:40,880
It don't work.
556
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,120
Oh, uh.
557
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,560
It used to be a real
magic wishing well,
558
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,520
and folks they
traveled from all over
559
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:49,160
the kingdoms to have
things blessed in it.
560
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,160
It's all dried up now.
561
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,760
It hasn't flowed for years.
562
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,480
I have made it my life's work.
563
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,720
As fascinating as your story is,
564
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,600
what we're actually
looking for is a mirror
565
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,080
about so big. Black.
566
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,480
We were told that someone
567
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,880
bought it off of
Acorn the Dwarf.
568
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,920
Mm-hmm.
569
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,480
I have made it my life's work
570
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,560
to wait by this well
until it fills up again.
571
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,240
What do you think of that, eh?
572
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,440
It's no use. The man
is a complete idiot.
573
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,080
If only.
574
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,440
Now my father, he
was a complete idiot.
575
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,440
I'm still a half-wit.
576
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,520
Everywhere is
full, what with the
577
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,400
annual village competition,
578
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,960
but you can stay
here if you like.
579
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,960
Might not be posh, like
what you're used to.
580
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,120
It stinks.
581
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,320
(laughs) It's
great. Thank you.
582
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:46,600
By the way, do you
know of anybody
583
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:50,120
that's bought a mirror from
a traveling trader recently?
584
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:53,280
No, ah, you'll wanna
talk to the local judge.
585
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,360
He bought a load of
things off that dwarf.
586
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,280
Prizes for the competition.
587
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,680
You'll find him in
the inn over the road.
588
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,640
They do lovely food there, too.
589
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,280
Well, that's the
understatement of the year.
590
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,480
Thanks.
591
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,920
Oh! Aghhh. Oh!
592
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,840
What's wrong?
593
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,800
Dah! Cramps.
594
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:18,960
Oh, oh, I need to go to bed.
595
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,200
I need to lie down immediately.
596
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,240
Oh! Oh!
597
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,160
I need a hot rabbit to stroke,
598
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,920
to comfort me.
599
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,480
A long-eared rabbit is best.
600
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,240
Now!
601
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,920
Now. Right now.
602
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,440
You know, you're running
a terrible temperature.
603
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,000
Oh, they look so
innocent, don't they?
604
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,840
But they're not!
605
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,880
They're provocative,
teasing, little fluff balls.
606
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:58,560
Ah, just look at her
beady little eyes.
607
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:01,000
She knows exactly
what she's doing.
608
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,840
Don't ya?
609
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,200
You just feel really hot.
610
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,800
Oh, stop fussin' over me!
611
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,320
Your not my mother!
612
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,160
Stop mothering and smothering
613
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,920
and cubber-loving everybody,
614
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,000
like a little dwarf housewife!
615
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,560
Go out! Leave me alone!
616
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,960
Hey! What are you talkin'
to my daughter like that for?
617
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,400
All right? I'm not
gonna take that kind...
618
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:22,280
[Voiceover] Wolf! Wolf! Wolf!
619
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,480
(screams and cheering)
620
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,720
(whimsical flute playing)
621
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,480
I'll huff and puff.
622
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:34,080
(cheering and chatter
from the crowd)
623
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,480
Let's go see what that is.
624
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:45,280
You stay with me.
(soft growling noises)
625
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,720
(cheers and light,
happy whistle playing)
626
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,760
Come on, come on, come on.
627
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,560
That's the place for us.
628
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,560
Oh, this potato.
629
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:13,880
Mm, did you try the squash?
630
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,280
It's absolutely incredible.
631
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:16,480
I know.
632
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:20,000
I can't, mm, Virginia look.
633
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,960
Tomorrow's competition.
634
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,520
Oh my God, Dad look.
635
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,560
The mirror is one of the prizes.
636
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,880
Sheep and Shepherdess
Competition. Hmm.
637
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:31,880
We've gotta talk to the judge.
638
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:32,800
I know.
639
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,040
There we are, my dears.
640
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,520
- Uh-huh. Is the...
- [Virginia] Oh, boy.
641
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,080
Judge about?
642
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,600
The judge'll be in first
in here 8 o'clock on the dot.
643
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,960
There's some more lovely
vegetables for you.
644
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,200
Yeah, just keep it comin'.
645
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,640
This is incredible.
646
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,280
And this cider? I
don't even like cider.
647
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,760
I've had five pints.
648
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,680
That cider comes from
young Colin Peep's apples.
649
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:54,280
And the lamb was reared
by my brother, Larry Peep.
650
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,520
Everything you're eatin'
comes from us Peeps.
651
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,120
Best farming family in the
all of the Nine Kingdoms,
652
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,400
if I say it meself.
653
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,120
Well, you go right
ahead and say it.
654
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,400
What is your secret?
655
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,960
Oh, I suppose we're
just good farmers.
656
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,760
Hah. Mm.
657
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,200
Oh.
658
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,280
Start without me, why don't ya?
659
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,360
Hi.
660
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,360
Oh!
661
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:18,600
Shouldn't you be in bed?
662
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,760
Bed? Oh no, I feel
bounding with energy.
663
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,320
I feel full of life!
664
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,080
Where's the rabbit?
665
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,600
What rabbit's that?
666
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,640
The one I gave you to cuddle.
667
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,840
Goodness me, I think
she must have hopped away.
668
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:42,600
(laughs) You've got an
appetite like a wolf, you have.
669
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,360
(grows)
670
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,480
Ooooh.
671
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,320
Oh, by the way folks,
Judge has just walked in
672
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,600
if you want to talk to him.
673
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:50,720
Oh, thank you.
674
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,040
Thank you.
675
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,240
Mm-mm-mm.
676
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:01,080
So, you can see,
Sir, that in a way,
677
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,800
this mirror really
is actually ours.
678
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,280
Yeah.
679
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,120
No, it's not.
680
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,960
I bought that fair and square.
681
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,520
I buy a whole batch
of things every year
682
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,000
for the village prizes.
683
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,600
Urn, fine.
684
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:23,840
You know, Your Honor,
685
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,240
I know how these
things usually work,
686
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,520
so how 'bout I slip
you a few gold coins?
687
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:33,840
I'm a judge and I don't like
people trying to bribe me.
688
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:34,600
[Tony] Oh...
689
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,240
No, not another word!
690
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,880
Or I'll have you thrown
out of the village.
691
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,960
♪ Now is the month of May ♪
692
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,040
♪ And when merry ♪
♪ lambs are playing ♪
693
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,400
♪ For the lady, for the lady ♪
694
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,320
♪ For the lady oh ♪
695
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,680
♪ It's with his bonny lass ♪
696
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,800
Oh!
697
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,480
You're new, aren't you?
698
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,120
Yeah.
699
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:59,080
I can't get these
Sherpa tips undone.
700
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,280
Could you help me, Mister?
701
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,720
Well, I, um.
702
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,880
Yeah, what is your name?
703
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:07,880
Wolf son.
704
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,080
Wolf son. (Laughs)
705
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,480
Warren Wolf son.
706
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,520
It's my 18th birthday today.
707
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,880
Bet you can't guess what's
gonna happen to me tonight.
708
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,640
Ah! Is it the bumps?
709
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,520
What's that stickin' out
the back of your trousers?
710
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,680
Down there at the back.
711
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:36,280
It's quite a bulge. (Laughs)
712
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,160
I must get going.
713
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,480
I think I left a
chop on my plate.
714
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,680
Arrrgh!
715
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:48,240
No outsiders mess
with Peep girls.
716
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,520
You understand?
717
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,840
What are you doin' around
here anyway, Mister Wolf son?
718
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,000
Well I...
719
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,200
Ahhhhh! Let's
take him out back,
720
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,880
and give him a proper...
721
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,680
Excuse me! What are
you doing to my husband?
722
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:01,600
Your husband?
723
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,040
Yes, he's not at all well today,
724
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,880
and I must take
him home right now.
725
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,400
Thanks. Good night.
726
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:07,440
Good night.
727
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,280
Excuse me.
728
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,960
Oh, Virginia, when you
said I was your husband,
729
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,840
I went all hard and
soft at the same time.
730
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,480
I only said that to
get you out of here.
731
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:18,960
Come on.
732
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:19,920
Oh, Virginia!
733
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,680
I feel so alive!
734
00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:25,400
I can see everything for miles!
735
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,880
Oh, look at the moon.
736
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,560
Doesn't it just
make you wanna howl?
737
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:36,160
It's sooo beautiful.
738
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,680
Not really.
739
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,760
My mama was obsessed
with the moon.
740
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,280
She used to drag us all
out just to watch it
741
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,720
when we were cubs.
742
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,960
Shepherdess makes quite a mess,
743
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,360
but little lambs are lovely.
744
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,120
The moon makes me
hungry for everything.
745
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,000
Time to go to sleep.
746
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:10,560
Good night, then.
747
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:11,840
Good night. What your step.
748
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,160
(mumblings of good byes)
749
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,880
Not a bad place.
750
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,160
Boy, that cider was
somethin'. Ten pints.
751
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,440
Hey, wanna go for walkies?
752
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:25,960
Look, yes, all right,
753
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,840
I feel guilty about what
has happened to you.
754
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,240
All right? But if I
got you into this mess,
755
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,840
then I'll get you out. Okay?
756
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,920
(dramatic slow
instrumental music)
757
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,040
(quiet whispering)
758
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,080
Wait here.
759
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,800
And where's the
birthday girl at?
760
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,840
Why do you think
everything the Peeps make
761
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,640
tastes so good,
Sally Shepherdess?
762
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,880
I don't right as know.
763
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,080
Used to be that there
was a magic well in town,
764
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:19,640
but well's dried up.
765
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,320
Everyone knows that.
766
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:22,680
Do they now?
767
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:27,280
Well, since you're 18,
768
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:30,800
I'm gonna let you in
on the family secret.
769
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,600
Go on, boys.
770
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:43,520
The reason there's no more
magic water in the village well,
771
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,680
is 'cause me and my brother
772
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:49,760
diverted the stream
40 years ago.
773
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,600
The Peeps have
all the magic now.
774
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,320
(twinkling instrumental music)
775
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,080
Let's have a look at your sheep.
776
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,240
Ugly bugger, isn't he?
777
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:08,080
Can't see him winnin' you
778
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,600
the lovely shepherdess
competition.
779
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:14,240
[Voiceover] What do you
want in my magic waters.
780
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,880
Fill this sheep with
your goodness and life.
781
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:26,840
[Sally] Oh!
782
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,600
(laughs)
783
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:36,800
Wilf, it's amazin'!
784
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:42,160
Don't you never
breathe a word to anyone,
785
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,960
or I'll cut your throat.
786
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,160
Grandchild or no grandchild.
787
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,240
Do you have any idea
what you do to me?
788
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,000
You will never know
love like mine.
789
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,040
I am your mate for life!
790
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,360
Wolf, you don't even
know what you're saying.
791
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,240
I know you're a...
792
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,200
Oh, you know, do you?
793
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:05,240
Ah, you know everything.
794
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,440
You're little Miss Perfect,
795
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,680
sticks up her hand and
can answer every question,
796
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:09,960
but knows nothing.
797
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,080
You're pretending
to live, Virginia.
798
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,640
You're doing everything,
but actually living.
799
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,560
You're driving me crazy!
800
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,840
Stop bullying me!
I don't like it.
801
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,440
Now go to bed!
802
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:22,600
Now.
803
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,240
Or what?
804
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,160
Will you scream?
805
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:29,600
That's what most people
do when they see a wolf.
806
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,480
They scream, scream, and scream.
807
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,240
What are you gonna
do? Stick it in me?
808
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,400
That's what everybody does
when there's a wolf around.
809
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,560
They stick it and they stab
it and they smoke it out.
810
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,480
They burned my
parents good. Oh yes!
811
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,480
The good people,
the nice farmers,
812
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:49,840
made a great big fire and
burnt them both. (Growls)
813
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,320
Hey! You're never
gonna guess what I found.
814
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:55,000
I know why the Peeps
win everything.
815
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,160
Well, he looks better.
816
00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:03,920
Fine mess! Fine
mess! Fine mess!
817
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,360
Now she hates ya.
818
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,000
Oh, now she hates you.
819
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,200
Oh, because you're an animal!
820
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:12,040
Oh, you deserve
it, you're a nasty,
821
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:13,680
nasty animal!
822
00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:17,120
Oh, nasty, nasty animal!
823
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,200
Animal!
824
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,120
Who are your companions?
825
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:25,000
I'm not tellin' you
anything about her.
826
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,080
Her?
827
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,840
Oh,
828
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,360
What's she like?
829
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,880
Is she tasty?
830
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,080
You're evil.
831
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,520
You stay away from me!
832
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,040
Look at the moon.
833
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:47,200
Then tell me what you'd
really like to do to her.
834
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:50,560
And let the wolf out.
835
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,440
(groans of anger and despair)
836
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,600
(tinkling of glass breaking)
837
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,160
(agitated horses neigh)
838
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,680
Hey, what do you think?
839
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:13,720
Oh!
840
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,440
Hey, don't scare it.
841
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,560
It took me almost three
hours to catch it.
842
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,520
Why have you stolen a sheep?
843
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,560
For the competition,
844
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,920
the Beautiful Sheep and
Shepherdess Competition.
845
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,240
(laughs) No, no, no.
846
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:26,800
Yes, yes, yes, how
else are we gonna get
847
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,640
our hands on that mirror?
848
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,040
I am not a shepherdess.
I'm a waitress.
849
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,920
I don't know
anything about sheep.
850
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:33,800
You don't have to.
851
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,920
That's the beauty of my plan.
852
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,320
Well this sheep sucks.
853
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:38,440
This isn't gonna win anything.
854
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:39,640
It looks like it's about to die.
855
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,160
Well, it won't,
once it's had a trip
856
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,360
down the magic wishing well.
857
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,880
All right, you get busy
making your costume.
858
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,800
I'm gonna go get it dipped.
859
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,760
My costume?
860
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,040
Yeah, yeah, look.
861
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,720
Who would've ever thought
these used to be curtains?
862
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,160
Now, come on, hurry
up, and watch Prince.
863
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:15,760
Hello?
864
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,880
How are you feeling?
865
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,280
Oh, not too good.
866
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,560
Everything's hazy at the moment.
867
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,360
I must fight what I am.
868
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,440
I can't even remember
what I've done.
869
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:34,520
You better tie me up,
870
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,080
that way I can't escape.
871
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,160
What do you mean tie you up?
872
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,360
Tie me up! Stop me escaping!
873
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,120
Which part don't you understand?
874
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,160
All right.
875
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,120
Tighter.
876
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,280
Tighter! Tighter.
877
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,120
If I struggle I can get free.
878
00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,480
Tighter.
879
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,160
What's the worst thing
you've ever done?
880
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:08,760
Tighter.
881
00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:13,160
Or I'll eat you up.
882
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:20,200
Wolf! Wolf! Wolf!
883
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:23,680
Wolf! Wolf! Wolf!
884
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:26,680
Wolf! Wolf!
885
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:27,840
Oh no!
886
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,800
The chickens! They've
been torn apart.
887
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,960
(breathes heavily)
888
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,280
Kill the girl.
889
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:54,880
Nooo! Nooo!
890
00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:59,000
Get me the dog.
891
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:02,720
Do it!
892
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,600
(growls and struggles)
893
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:18,680
(dramatic instrumental music)
894
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:24,040
(deep growling)
895
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:34,120
Due to the appalling
chicken massacre this morning,
896
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:36,760
we're bringing forward
897
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,360
the Beautiful
Shepherdess Competition.
898
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,760
The prize for which, is a trophy
899
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,200
and this lovely old mirror.
900
00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:47,040
(clapping and cheering)
901
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,840
(happy, upbeat whistle playing)
902
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,000
(crowd Oohs and Ahs)
903
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:05,880
What do ya think your doin'?
904
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,240
You're not local.
905
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:08,920
You little goblin.
906
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,200
Don't you dare.
907
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,000
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
908
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,480
All right, all
right, I've got it.
909
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,280
We're gonna do this right.
910
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:38,440
Hold on.
911
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,720
(dramatic music with
twinkling sounds)
912
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,360
[Voiceover] What do you
wash in my magic waters?
913
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,120
Urn, I want the same as
you did for the Peeps.
914
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,320
I want a beautiful sheep.
915
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:00,280
Now, it's time for the
well of fortune. (Laughs)
916
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:08,000
Now, we've got
three contestants.
917
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:09,880
Good gracious me.
918
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,320
Well, the more the
merrier, I say.
919
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:15,360
Ah, where's your sheep, Miss?
920
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,600
Oh, he's on his way.
921
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,760
She hasn't got one. (Laughs)
922
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:22,920
I do too.
923
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:25,840
He's just in the barn.
924
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,720
Well go and fetch him, girl,
925
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:28,920
and smartish too,
926
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,320
else I shall have
to disqualify you.
927
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,320
Now to start the competition,
928
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:36,760
I'm going to ask all entrants,
929
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,840
as is the age-old custom,
930
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,800
to sing their
favorite sheep song.
931
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,720
Young Mary Ramley,
will you start us off?
932
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:49,320
(clapping and cheering)
933
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,680
[Man in Crowd] Come on, Mary.
934
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,080
♪ Baa baa black sheep ♪
935
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,920
♪ Have you any wool ♪
936
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,200
Oh, hey, hey!
937
00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:05,480
Dad? What the hell is that?
938
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:08,360
Huhuhu, this is a mirror
winning sheep, is what it is.
939
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,040
Oh my God, Dad, what
sheep songs do you know?
940
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,360
Um, Baa Baa Black Sheep.
941
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:13,560
No, she's already doing that.
942
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:14,880
Then, um, I don't know, just,
943
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,160
well just pick any song.
944
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:17,640
Just put sheep words to it.
945
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:18,880
I can't do this.
946
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,040
There is no way I'm
gonna win this thing.
947
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:20,960
Virginia, listen to your father,
948
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,760
if you ever want
to go home again,
949
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,080
do what you need to do
to win this competition.
950
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:28,760
Agh!
951
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:33,880
♪ Little Bo Peep ♪
♪ has lost her sheep ♪
952
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,480
♪ And doesn't know ♪
♪ where to find 'em ♪
953
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,200
♪ Leave 'em alone ♪
954
00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:41,160
♪ And they'll come home ♪
955
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:44,760
♪ Wagging their ♪
♪ tails behind 'em ♪
956
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,880
(loud cheering and clapping)
957
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,880
(sheep baas loudly)
958
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,800
(oohs from the crowd)
959
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:57,800
[Voiceover] And now
960
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,440
contestant number three.
961
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,640
[Man from Crowd]
Girls will be girls.
962
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:13,200
(chattering among the crowd)
963
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:19,560
♪ Buddy you're a lamb ♪
964
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,480
♪ Make a big bleat ♪
965
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,040
♪ Playing in the fields ♪
966
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,440
♪ Gonna be a big ram some day ♪
967
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,800
♪ You got wool on your face ♪
968
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,000
♪ You big disgrace ♪
969
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:35,000
♪ Wavin' your fleece ♪
♪ all over the place ♪
970
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,800
♪ Singin' we will ♪
971
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:42,320
♪ We will shear you ♪
972
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,160
Sing it!
973
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:48,600
(loud thumping of
feet and clapping)
974
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:52,000
♪ Buddy you're a young ewe ♪
975
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,920
♪ Look at you ♪
♪ playing in the fields ♪
976
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,960
♪ Gonna be a big ram some day ♪
977
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,720
♪ You got wool on your face ♪
978
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:58,920
♪ You big disgrace ♪
979
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,480
♪ Wavin' your fleece ♪
♪ all over the place ♪
980
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,400
♪ Singin' we will, we will ♪
981
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:07,440
♪ Shear you ♪
982
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,360
♪ Singin' we will, we will ♪
983
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,080
♪ Shear you ♪
984
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,680
I will keep it under control.
985
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:16,640
Oh, oh, time to kill.
986
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,400
Time to kill, oh,
that's what I've got.
987
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,840
Oh, nice day, nothin' to do.
988
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:25,640
Oh, ah. No! No!
989
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:29,800
I am serene. I am
calm and serene.
990
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:33,000
I am very, very serene. Oh!
991
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:38,920
I am very, very serenely hungry.
992
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:43,520
Three beautiful girls,
and three beautiful lambs.
993
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,400
This is the hardest
competition to judge so far,
994
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,440
by a long shot.
995
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,520
I give Mary eight out often,
996
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,760
and a well-earned third place.
997
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,400
(clapping)
998
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:58,120
Oh, these lambs
are so beautiful.
999
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:00,360
How do I make a decision?
1000
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:05,000
I've got to give Sally
Peep ten out often.
1001
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:08,160
(loud cheering and screams)
1002
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:09,480
But then,
1003
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,800
I also have to
give Virginia Lewis
1004
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,400
ten out often as well.
1005
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,760
A tie? We can't have a tie!
1006
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,360
Someone has to win.
1007
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,320
I have to win.
Peeps always win.
1008
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,200
How about you get a
trophy and I get the mirror?
1009
00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:25,240
They're both mine.
1010
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,080
She shouldn't even be
allowed to take part.
1011
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,600
It's not fair!
1012
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:33,120
Why are you givin' an
outsider ten out often?
1013
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,080
She's a dirty cheat.
1014
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,360
Give the prize to my girl.
1015
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:40,000
Back off, back off, I said!
1016
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:42,440
Now look,
1017
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:47,080
this is a shepherdess
competition.
1018
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,880
We'll set up an obstacle course,
1019
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,960
and whoever guides
her sheep into the pen
1020
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,920
in the shortest
time, is the winner.
1021
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,800
Using only sheep
dogs and commands.
1022
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,440
Sound fair enough?
1023
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:02,840
Yeah, all right.
1024
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,040
No, I don't have a sheep dog.
1025
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:06,960
'Spect I'll win then, won't I?
1026
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,120
(laughing)
1027
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:14,360
Damn, damn, where am I
gonna find a sheep dog?
1028
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:15,880
Excuse me.
1029
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,560
Just be, please, all right,
I'm trying to think here.
1030
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:19,920
You've got a dog.
1031
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,840
I don't have a, oh, that dog?
1032
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:25,120
You know what? I don't know if
you've noticed, but that dog,
1033
00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:29,400
that's it.
1034
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,000
You're an absolute genius.
1035
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,160
Virginia, stall, stall!
1036
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:40,320
(tinkling, magical
instrumental music)
1037
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,280
Magic wishing well,
1038
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:49,240
please use your
magic, whatever, water
1039
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,760
to bring back to
life this poor dog
1040
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,920
trapped in a gold body.
1041
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,080
[Voiceover] Oh
no, not you again.
1042
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:59,040
Each girl stances
into the village
1043
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:03,040
and can only use her
shepherding skills with her dog.
1044
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:04,920
Are you ready, Sally?
1045
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:08,440
Starting now!
1046
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,560
(loudly whistles)
1047
00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:15,800
(cheers from crowd)
1048
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:21,400
(exciting instrumental music)
1049
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,960
Corning up to thirty!
1050
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,200
Okay, let it have worked,
1051
00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:28,680
God, please, let one
thing have gone right.
1052
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,600
Oh no. It didn't work. What?
1053
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,800
(loud cheers)
1054
00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:42,600
(dog barks as crowd
hollers and cheers)
1055
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:44,760
Pen's closed.
1056
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:49,720
Done in a splendid count of 85.
1057
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,360
(loud cheers)
1058
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,440
Prince, come on.
1059
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:54,720
Come on, boy, come on, come on.
1060
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:56,080
Oh-oh-oh look, look!
1061
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:57,880
Prince, Prince fetch.
1062
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,320
Oh, yes, yes.
1063
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:09,920
(loud twinkling
instrumental sounds)
1064
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,480
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
1065
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,600
Welcome back, Princey boy!
1066
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,160
[Prince] Grrrrr!
1067
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,200
Ow!
1068
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,440
Why did you turn me into gold?
1069
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:25,640
I didn't mean, it was a heat
of the moment kind of thing.
1070
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:28,160
I was trying to protect
you from those trolls.
1071
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,000
Ah, you really are the
most incompetent manservant,
1072
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,000
I've ever had.
1073
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,640
You are a complete
imbecile. What are you?
1074
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,680
Prince, all right, I really
need your help here, okay?
1075
00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:40,280
Time starts now!
1076
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,000
Come on, lamb! Come on, lamb!
1077
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,120
Come on! Come on!
1078
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:46,160
Come on!
1079
00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:49,600
(whistles) Come here, lamb!
1080
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,360
Come on, lamby!
1081
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,160
Come on, lamb! Come on, lamb!
1082
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:55,680
Come here, lamby!
1083
00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:57,840
Come on! Come on!
1084
00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:59,320
Going up to 30.
1085
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,480
Come here, lamb,
come on, come on!
1086
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,560
Come on, lamby, come on!
1087
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,560
Come on!
1088
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,640
Ahhh, tough luck.
1089
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:10,840
Ah, geez, Sally is the winner.
1090
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:12,760
Corning up to 50.
1091
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,760
[Prince] Come along,
Pinky, hurry up.
1092
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,280
That's it, stupid
little sheep, hurry up.
1093
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,280
Where did he come from?
1094
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,520
Go, Prince, go!
1095
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:25,880
Comes to 70!
1096
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:27,880
[Prince] Hurry up,
or I'll bite you.
1097
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:31,000
Get in the pen,
1098
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:32,960
you disgusting
little woolly jumper.
1099
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,280
Here comes 80!
1100
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:36,320
One, two, three!
[Virginia] Pen's closed!
1101
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,360
Virginia the Shepherdess
1102
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,400
is this year's winner.
1103
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:42,440
No! No!
1104
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:45,880
No! (Screams and whines)
1105
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:47,400
[Voiceover] I never
thought I'd see the day
1106
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,120
when a Peep got beat.
1107
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,040
Come and get your prize, lass.
1108
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:52,440
(loud cheers and clapping)
1109
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:53,800
[Sally] No! No!
1110
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,840
(clapping and cheers)
1111
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:02,520
Thank you very, very much.
1112
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,840
It was a team effort, no one
person could do it. Bye-bye.
1113
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:09,840
You lied to me, Wilf.
1114
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,640
You said I couldn't fail to win.
1115
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:13,000
That little weaks,
1116
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,600
must have got in
our well somehow.
1117
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,240
It's the only explanation.
1118
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:17,400
You've made me look a fool
1119
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:20,280
in front of the whole village.
1120
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,680
I'm gonna make you
suffer for this, Wilf.
1121
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:28,640
(Crying loudly)
1122
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,600
(growling loudly)
1123
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,200
Come on, come on, come on.
1124
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,240
How come it's not
showing our world?
1125
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,240
I don't know.
1126
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:48,200
I was talking to Prince.
1127
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:49,680
Because it's not turned on.
1128
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:51,880
There's probably a
secret catch somewhere.
1129
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,800
He said it's
probably not turned on.
1130
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:56,840
Well how did you get through
it in the first place?
1131
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:58,080
I fell on it.
1132
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,120
It can't be that hard to find.
1133
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:01,160
[Tony] I don't.
1134
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:03,640
[Virginia] What's this?
1135
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,320
It's Central Park.
1136
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:08,960
That's Wollman Rink.
1137
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,480
[Voiceover] Wolf! Wolf!
1138
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:15,080
(loud terrified scream)
1139
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:18,960
Sally Peep's been murdered!
1140
00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:23,080
Caught him red-handed!
1141
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:24,680
[Wolf] How can you get
those sheep to decide?
1142
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:26,360
I didn't do nothin'.
1143
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:30,240
(angry screams and shouts)
1144
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,160
Oh, Virginia! Virginia!
1145
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:41,000
Virginia!
1146
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:45,000
I didn't do nothin'! Virginia!
1147
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,720
Virginia!
1148
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:52,360
(dramatic instrumental music)
1149
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:07,160
Uh! Ah! Ahhh!
1150
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,040
Are you all right?
1151
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:10,560
Your Majesty?
1152
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:14,960
(moans loudly) Mirror.
Mirror. Find me a mirror.
1153
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,400
Find a mirror!
1154
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,640
That man is an idiot.
1155
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,760
He's causing me so much trouble.
1156
00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:25,840
You're dead.
1157
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:27,120
You hear me?
1158
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:28,880
Next time I see
you, you're dead.
1159
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,720
Cease fighting immediately,
1160
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:31,840
or we will be overrun
1161
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:34,040
and we will lose this kingdom!
1162
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:35,520
Do you understand?
1163
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:37,800
(spits loudly)
1164
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:39,800
I'm taking the kingdom.
1165
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:42,800
Then I'm coming for
you, you evil pig!
1166
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:46,880
To hold the Troll
King's latest advance,
1167
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,920
he's ravaging the kingdom.
1168
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:50,960
It looks like
some awful disease.
1169
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,560
Surely the trolls
are not strong enough
1170
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,840
to seize the entire kingdom.
1171
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:56,800
Well who will stop them?
1172
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:59,320
If no one else will
say it then I will.
1173
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:02,440
Where is Wendell in
our hour of need?
1174
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,120
Where is he?
1175
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:06,240
He was supposed to be performing
1176
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:09,160
prearranged acts of bravery
before his coronation,
1177
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:12,160
and now there's a real
crisis he's just run away.
1178
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,720
He's not fit to be king.
1179
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:20,000
Right that down. Put it down.
1180
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:21,040
Put it down!
1181
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:22,640
Sirs, forgive me.
1182
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,640
I have the most dreadful news.
1183
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:27,000
What is it?
1184
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,000
Viscount Lansky's
horse has returned
1185
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:32,240
from the Great Forest riderless.
1186
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:41,240
Gentlemen, we have
run out of options.
1187
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:45,640
We must accept
military assistance
1188
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:48,440
from the 1st and 9th Kingdoms
1189
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:51,280
to protect our people.
1190
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,280
The price of their aid, however,
1191
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:56,680
is indeed high.
1192
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,080
The 4th Kingdom will be
divided into quarters,
1193
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:03,720
and run be the council of the
Nine Kingdoms in perpetuity,
1194
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:06,480
and Wendell will
forego any chance
1195
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:08,720
of ever taking the throne.
1196
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:10,360
No!
1197
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:13,640
No! I will not accept it.
1198
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,160
I've been planning
this coronation
1199
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,200
for three and a half years.
1200
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,560
Oh, forget the
coronation, Lord Rupert,
1201
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:25,280
we must sign away sovereignty,
or lose everything.
1202
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,920
(loud, angry chants and yelling)
1203
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,560
Virginia, there's
been a terrible mistake.
1204
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:42,120
Look, Wolf. We're going home.
1205
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:47,080
Oh, huff-puff, you can't.
1206
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:49,960
Look, we don't belong here.
1207
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,360
No.
1208
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:52,880
And whatever mess you've
gotten yourself into,
1209
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,240
it has nothing to do with us.
1210
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:57,400
(whimpering and crying)
1211
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:59,120
Please don't cry.
1212
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:03,800
Look, nothing you can say is
ever gonna change my mind.
1213
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:05,800
(whimpering)
1214
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:12,720
Ah, that's home, Prince.
1215
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,560
Well, it's not
home for me, Tony,
1216
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,000
and you can't possibly
think of going home
1217
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:18,560
while you remain my manservant.
1218
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:21,000
All right, let's get
something straight,
1219
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:22,080
Your Royal Dogness,
1220
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:24,000
I am not your manservant.
1221
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:27,240
Ah-ha.
1222
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,040
So, did you break
the news to him?
1223
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,960
Yes, well, sort of.
1224
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:37,840
What sort of?
1225
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:41,600
Sort of agreed to represent him.
1226
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:42,520
Virginia!
1227
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:44,400
I don't think he killed anybody.
1228
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:46,400
That's what you want to think.
1229
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,240
There's a dead girl out there.
1230
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:49,960
It could have been you.
1231
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,840
He is a wolf. That's
what wolves do.
1232
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:55,160
That's the first intelligent
thing you've said, Anthony.
1233
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:56,320
Look, we have the mirror.
1234
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:57,920
We can go home anytime.
1235
00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:59,560
Right, so, let's go right now.
1236
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:01,720
Let's go right this minute
before we turn into giant pigs,
1237
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:03,200
or trampled by goblins,
1238
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:04,840
or whatever's next
in this mad house.
1239
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:08,520
I am not going anywhere
until I try to help him.
1240
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:10,000
How can?
1241
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:21,960
Help me hide this thing
under the straw in the wagon.
1242
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,920
You never used to be
this obstinate, you know?
1243
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:25,520
That's something
he's taught you.
1244
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,600
Well, somebody
had to, didn't they?
1245
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:37,960
(light-hearted
instrumental music)
1246
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:43,000
What are you wearing?
1247
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:44,600
What? I have no choice.
1248
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:45,840
You have to.
1249
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:46,800
You know, Virginia,
you don't know anything
1250
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:47,920
about the laws around here.
1251
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:48,640
As a matter of fact,
1252
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:49,800
you don't know anything
1253
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:50,680
about law at all.
1254
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:52,120
Maybe I should have
represented him.
1255
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:53,600
Excuse me? Who got you
out of the parking tickets?
1256
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:56,480
Who took the Polaroid
of the broken meter?
1257
01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:57,920
Virginia, this is a murder case.
1258
01:00:57,960 --> 01:00:59,720
Justice is universal.
1259
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:03,280
Oh, it's no good, it's no good.
1260
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:05,760
We've lost already,
my creamy counsel.
1261
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:07,880
The local jury is certain
to be biased against me.
1262
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:10,080
Now that is what I
don't want to hear.
1263
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:11,840
Negative thinking.
1264
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:16,160
Any jury can be swayed,
all you need is a...
1265
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:18,400
(sheep baaing)
1266
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:21,800
Oh my God.
1267
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:27,520
(loud, angry shouts
and sheep baaing)
1268
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:39,000
[Voiceover] All rise
for the Honorable Judge.
1269
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:52,680
It gives me no pleasure to
sentence this wolf to death
1270
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:54,640
(loud sheep baaing)
1271
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:55,680
for the terrible crime...
1272
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:56,960
Objection, Your Honor!
1273
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,040
We haven't heard
any evidence yet.
1274
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:04,280
Oh, all right, well
then move it along.
1275
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:05,520
Nice and brisk, eh?
1276
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:07,760
Ladies and
Gentlemen of the jury.
1277
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:12,160
Ewes and Rams.
1278
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:15,280
Before you leave
this courtroom today,
1279
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:18,960
I will not only have proved
my client's innocence
1280
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,160
beyond any reasonable doubt.
1281
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:22,320
OW!
1282
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:26,240
But also unmasked
the real killer.
1283
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:28,120
Just a pot of lemon tea
1284
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:31,440
and a slice of Rosie Peep's
ginger cake. Thank you.
1285
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:33,720
Look at this poor
man before you.
1286
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:35,880
Is he a wolf? No!
1287
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:38,520
But he is a stranger,
1288
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:41,400
and stranger equals wolf,
1289
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:43,240
and wolf equals killer.
1290
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:44,760
Is that what we're saying?
1291
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:46,400
Very well put.
1292
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:47,880
Now to the sentencing.
1293
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:51,120
You Honor, I'm
only just beginning.
1294
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:53,720
I would like to call
my first witness.
1295
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:56,080
Wilfred Peep.
1296
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:59,000
You saw my client running away
from the scene of the crime.
1297
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:00,200
Is that right?
1298
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:03,080
Clear as daylight, it was him.
1299
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:04,000
No doubt about it.
1300
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:05,040
Now jam!
1301
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:06,520
(shouts and angry screams)
1302
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:08,840
Burn him! Burn him!
1303
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:10,960
I'm wondering if
you can read this.
1304
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,640
Of course I can, it says,
1305
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:15,720
No trespassin' according to...
1306
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:17,160
Thank you.
1307
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:23,560
I wonder Mr. Peep, if
you can read it now.
1308
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:27,040
At the same distance you say
you clearly saw my client
1309
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:29,600
running away from
the murder scene.
1310
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:31,880
According to Little Lamb
Village council ruling
1311
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:33,520
number seven-one-four B,
1312
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,120
by law twenty-one A.
1313
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:36,640
No further questions, thank you.
1314
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:39,440
(laughing and jeering)
1315
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:42,240
Oh, cripes! Oh.
1316
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:43,840
We gotta do
something to help him.
1317
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:46,080
He's a wolf.
What do you expect?
1318
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:48,560
He's only done exactly what
I said he'd do all along.
1319
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:50,320
Well, Virginia believes in him.
1320
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,000
And I believe in Virginia.
1321
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:54,800
Nothing you can say
will make me help him.
1322
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:58,520
You wanna eat tonight?
1323
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:03,520
Miss Peep, what
is your profession?
1324
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:05,280
I'm a shepherdess.
1325
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:09,040
Oh, a shepherdess, or temptress?
1326
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:10,120
Oh yeah, temptress.
1327
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:13,000
She's a temptress.
[Miss Peep] I'm a good girl.
1328
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:16,240
That wolf came up to us girls,
1329
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:19,600
and he kept tryin' to touch us.
1330
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:21,160
And show us his tail.
1331
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:24,360
Oh! That'a lie!
They provoked me.
1332
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:25,960
Provoked you to what?
1333
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:29,960
P-p-p-provoked me to nothing,
1334
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,880
but they sure were tryin'.
1335
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:35,160
(loud angry shouting)
1336
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:36,800
Miss Peep!
1337
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:40,720
Miss Peep, I suggest
that you and Sally Peep
1338
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:43,680
were the easiest
shepherdesses in town.
1339
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:45,640
(loud angry shouting)
1340
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:48,240
Are you suggesting that
an innocent young girl
1341
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:52,320
from this village might kiss
a man before she's married?
1342
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:55,480
Well, a bit more
than that, Your Honor.
1343
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:58,120
Oh, you try my patience.
1344
01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:02,200
You are just this far from
being thrown on the bonfire
1345
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:04,760
with that filthy murdering wolf.
1346
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,080
(angry shouting)
1347
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:13,400
Come on, what can you smell?
1348
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:15,800
Your body odor.
1349
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:17,080
Go on, you haven't even tried.
1350
01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:18,280
Go on, see what you can smell.
1351
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:19,680
Why don't you get
down on all fours
1352
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:21,800
and see what you can smell.
1353
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:24,160
It's mainly feet and
excrement at ground level,
1354
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:25,920
had that ever occurred to you?
1355
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:26,920
Can you pick up a scent?
1356
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:28,720
There's hundreds of scents.
1357
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:32,680
Well, yes, but only a great
hunting Prince, like yourself,
1358
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:36,760
could distinguish that special
scent we're looking for.
1359
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,280
Correct.
1360
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:40,000
[Tony] You got it? Let's go!
1361
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:45,360
How would you
describe Sally Peep?
1362
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:46,360
Objection!
1363
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:49,880
Sally? Very cute.
1364
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:52,160
Oh, succulent.
1365
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:56,320
Nice girl, a very tasty
little birdie, no mistake.
1366
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:57,680
Nice enough to eat?
1367
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:58,960
' Oh, yes!
1368
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,200
(gasps of shock from the crowd)
1369
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:01,080
What?
1370
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:02,240
[Voiceover] He's shammin' us.
1371
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:05,600
No! No, uh, I
didn't mean that.
1372
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:08,760
She was asking for it,
is that what you're sayin'?
1373
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:10,040
She was begging for it.
1374
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:12,560
I mean, she was gaggin' for it.
1375
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:15,160
No, no, no, I just meant
that some of these girls
1376
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:17,760
are very provocative.
1377
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:20,480
They know that a wolf, well,
1378
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:24,440
it's like thrusting a steak
in front of a starving man.
1379
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:25,960
Is it indeed?
1380
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,640
Oh, no! I didn't
mean that either.
1381
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:29,960
See, I'm twisting
everything I'm saying!
1382
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,120
He's suffering from post
menstrual tension, Your Honor.
1383
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:34,200
Post menstratense,
pe, whatever it is.
1384
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,360
The night before the murder,
1385
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:38,000
there was a hen house homicide
1386
01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:41,480
resulting in the
death often chickens.
1387
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:42,720
Anything to do with you?
1388
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:43,880
No, Sir.
1389
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:46,920
You didn't kill those chickens?
1390
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:48,040
No, Sir!
1391
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:50,280
You didn't go
near the hen house?
1392
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:51,680
Absolutely not, Sir.
1393
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:54,640
Then how do you explain this?
1394
01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:57,120
That is a piece of your shirt
1395
01:06:57,160 --> 01:07:00,640
recovered from inside
the Peep's chicken coop.
1396
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:06,080
Oh, the chickens!
1397
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:09,600
Let me think.
1398
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:17,240
Yes, yes, I might've
eaten all the chickens.
1399
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:19,200
And then you killed Sally Peep.
1400
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:21,920
Oh! A couple of drumsticks
doesn't make me a killer.
1401
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:23,760
I had chicken for
dinner, I admit it,
1402
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:25,840
but I didn't touch
no girl! I swear!
1403
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:27,560
Then why did you lie?
1404
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:28,520
Yes, why did you lie?
1405
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:30,280
Because if I said
yes to the chickens,
1406
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:32,640
then you're gonna think I
wolfed down the girl as well.
1407
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:35,360
That is exactly what we think.
1408
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:37,200
But I didn't do it!
1409
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:38,360
I didn't do it!
1410
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:39,680
Virginia, I swear!
1411
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:41,120
Of course you didn't!
1412
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:42,560
(angry shouting)
1413
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:45,880
Of course he didn't do it!
Of course he didn't do it!
1414
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:50,480
But if he didn't
kill Sally Peep,
1415
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:51,640
then who did?
1416
01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:52,720
[Wolf] Who did?
1417
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:55,080
I hear myself asking,
1418
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:56,240
myself,
1419
01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:00,720
because the time has come
1420
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:04,440
for me to point the
finger at the real killer.
1421
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:08,000
Because,
1422
01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:14,960
because last night there was
another man walking around
1423
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,840
dressed as a wolf.
1424
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:18,400
Yes! (Laughs)
1425
01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:21,440
The man in the wolf mask
1426
01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:23,000
is the real killer.
1427
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:26,680
And that murdering
piece of filth
1428
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:29,600
is the one that should be
on this witness stand now.
1429
01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:35,720
The honor of playing the
wolf in the annual fair,
1430
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:40,520
has always gone to an unimpeachable
member of our society.
1431
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:42,920
I don't care, bring
this sleazebag in.
1432
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:44,200
Let me cross-examine him,
1433
01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:46,240
and I guarantee we'll
have our murderer.
1434
01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:49,560
And when that honor
was bestowed on me
1435
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:52,960
last week.
1436
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,920
I was only too happy to accept.
1437
01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:57,800
I'm most dreadfully
sorry, Your Honor.
1438
01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:00,320
(angry shouting and screaming)
1439
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:08,960
(barks) Ah-ha,
the Peep's barn.
1440
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,520
(sniffing around)
1441
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:13,400
Listen I, come here, come here.
1442
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:14,280
I've been here, all right?
1443
01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:15,440
I know about the well.
1444
01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:16,800
This is where she came from.
1445
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:19,360
She was here just
before she was murdered.
1446
01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:20,720
I can smell her here.
1447
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:23,520
Members of the jury,
1448
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:24,960
you have heard the evidence,
1449
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,200
most of it quite ridiculous.
1450
01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:28,400
Some of it.
1451
01:09:28,440 --> 01:09:30,040
[Judge] Now those who
believe him innocent
1452
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:33,200
all go into the left-hand pen.
1453
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:35,480
Those who know him to be guilty
1454
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:37,280
go into the right-hand pen.
1455
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:39,000
The right-hand
pen is full of food.
1456
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:40,920
[Wolf] Yeah, it's full of food!
1457
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:44,440
(wailing)
1458
01:09:44,480 --> 01:09:46,440
Oh, Gypsy was right.
1459
01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:48,680
A girl dead, a wolf burns.
1460
01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:50,040
Oh!
1461
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:55,360
So what, if this is
where Sally came from?
1462
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:57,080
I don't know what
you expect to find.
1463
01:09:58,160 --> 01:09:59,480
The well.
1464
01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:02,040
Somebody's destroyed
the magic well.
1465
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:02,960
Who would'v...
1466
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:04,320
[Prince] Shh!
1467
01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:06,160
I'm getting a new scent.
1468
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:09,680
I think there's
something important here.
1469
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:12,480
By a unanimous verdict,
I pronounce you guilty
1470
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:15,160
of murder most heinous.
[Wolf] No, no!
1471
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:19,160
I sentence you to be
burned at the stake.
1472
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:24,640
Let's do it right away before
the Marvelous Melon Contest.
1473
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:28,280
No! Objection, Your Honor!
1474
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:30,080
That is not fair!
1475
01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:34,720
(angry chants and screaming)
1476
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:39,880
Wolf!
1477
01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:43,200
No!
1478
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:45,240
I didn't do it!
I didn't do it!
1479
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:51,440
(gives a long, sad howl)
1480
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:53,840
You cannot do this!
1481
01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:55,880
You haven't given
him a fair trial.
1482
01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:58,520
Virginia, I want
you to remember me
1483
01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:01,560
all nicely forever.
1484
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:05,360
Seems only right that
family should do it, Wilf.
1485
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:07,360
I'll burn him.
1486
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,360
[Virginia] You
can't do this! No!
1487
01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:11,160
(angry shouts and cheers)
1488
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:13,440
Wait! Stop! Stop!
1489
01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:16,840
Stop! Stop! Wolf did
not kill Sally Peep,
1490
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:18,680
and I can prove it.
1491
01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:21,040
Oh, he'll say anything.
1492
01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:22,720
No, no! Listen to me.
1493
01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:25,440
The Peep family has
cheated you for years.
1494
01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:27,600
(angry shouts)
1495
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:29,360
They have their own magic well,
1496
01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:30,960
and they stopped the
rest of you from getting
1497
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:32,800
any of the water.
[Wilfred] It's a lie!
1498
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:39,040
When Sally Peep
lost the competition,
1499
01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:40,120
she wrecked your well.
1500
01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:41,080
Didn't she, Wilfred?
1501
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:42,440
You found out what she did.
1502
01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:43,760
You followed her
up into the fields,
1503
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:46,280
and you killed her, didn't you?
1504
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:47,760
I don't know what
you're talkin' about.
1505
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,920
We don't have no magic well.
1506
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:51,160
Why do you think
1507
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:52,720
they've one the competitions
year after year?
1508
01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:54,040
Why do you think
their food tastes
1509
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:55,520
so much better than yours?
1510
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:57,240
I believe him!
1511
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:59,880
You Peeps have cheated
us for too long.
1512
01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:01,880
Oh, where's the
proof to any of this?
1513
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:03,600
Prove that I killed Sally.
1514
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:04,840
[Woman in Crowd]
Yes, go on, prove it!
1515
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:06,720
[Man in Crowd] Yeah,
that's right, prove it!
1516
01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:08,200
Where's your coat, Wilfred?
1517
01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:10,520
The one you were
wearing last night.
1518
01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:13,280
(loud whistle)
1519
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,000
[Man in Crowd] It's the dog!
1520
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:18,840
[Man in Crowd]
He's got Will's coat.
1521
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:20,440
[Woman in Crowd] Blood!
1522
01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:21,880
Look, blood!
1523
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:23,400
[Man in Crowd] Oh
my God, it's blood!
1524
01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:26,160
(murmers and gasps of shock)
1525
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:27,720
Poor, Sally, she wasn't
yelling wolf at all,
1526
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:28,840
was she, Wilfred?
1527
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:30,000
She was screaming your name.
1528
01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:32,040
Wilf! Wilf!
1529
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:35,800
She'd ruined the well.
1530
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:38,240
Dirty little vixen.
1531
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:40,680
It destroyed all of us.
1532
01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:43,600
You killed our Sally?
1533
01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:46,280
(loud angry shouting)
1534
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:53,600
(dramatic instrumental music)
1535
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:02,440
Oh, oh, my three friends!
1536
01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:03,720
How can I ever thank you enough?
1537
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:05,400
You saved my bacon!
1538
01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:07,040
Oh, thanks old chap.
1539
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:09,080
Oh, I owe you a very big bone!
1540
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:11,120
[Prince] I'm actually disgusted
that you're still with us.
1541
01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:13,800
You repulse me. Why did
I have to save your life?
1542
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:17,000
Oh, yes, from now on
we are friends for life.
1543
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:19,920
And as for you, Virginia,
what a courtroom drama!
1544
01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:22,280
So, um, are you cured now?
1545
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:24,120
Oh, completely,
back to my old self.
1546
01:13:24,160 --> 01:13:25,400
Yeah?
1547
01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:26,720
I can't remember much about
it, to tell you the truth,
1548
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:28,520
but I do remember
that you and Tony
1549
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:30,840
both laid down
your lives for me.
1550
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:33,120
It was the most amazing
thing. So dramatic.
1551
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:35,920
Wha? What happened
to the wagon?
1552
01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:37,160
[Virginia] And our mirror?
1553
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:41,000
Oh, my son John, he's just
takin' his pigs to market.
1554
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:42,560
Left a couple of hours ago.
1555
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:45,640
Oh, which way and how far?
1556
01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:48,480
Well, it's not a journey
you'd wanna make on foot.
1557
01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:54,960
(soft instrumental music)
1558
01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:15,240
(chatter from crowd)
1559
01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:16,560
Told ya I didn't do it.
1560
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:20,720
Did you enjoy your
stay in our village?
1561
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:22,240
Not exactly.
1562
01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:25,840
Wish I could remember
who that dog reminds me of.
1563
01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:27,600
Let me make a suggestion.
1564
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:29,560
Prince Wendell, your ruler.
1565
01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:32,360
(laughs) Prince Wendell?
1566
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:33,960
Don't be so daft.
1567
01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:37,720
No, it was a puppy I once knew
1568
01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:40,160
called Mr. Fleas.
1569
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:43,080
Ah, splendid, Mr. Fleas.
1570
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:44,720
Anthony can we
leave this village?
1571
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:47,200
One idiot in our
group is quite enough.
1572
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:48,440
Let's go.
1573
01:14:48,480 --> 01:14:50,120
Aren't you gonna
make a wish then?
1574
01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:52,160
Why don't you make it for us?
1575
01:14:53,480 --> 01:14:54,600
Bye.
1576
01:14:58,040 --> 01:14:59,560
(water splashes)
1577
01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:03,400
It sounds like our well's
getting some water back in it.
1578
01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:05,240
Oh, JOY!
1579
01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:07,240
(loud bell rings)
1580
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:10,560
Oh, yea! Oh, yea!
1581
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:13,080
The water's back on!
1582
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:17,960
(whimsical flute playing)
1583
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:21,360
(happy instrumental music)
1584
01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:24,280
Finally!
1585
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:29,080
I am a complete idiot! (Laughs)
1586
01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:33,480
(cheering and happy shouting)
1587
01:15:38,440 --> 01:15:40,440
Ask yourself these questions.
1588
01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:42,560
Do you frequently
conceal your emotions?
1589
01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:44,400
Do you feel like you do
everything for other people
1590
01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:46,240
and then resent it?
1591
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:48,680
Everyday in every way,
1592
01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:51,120
I am becoming a
new and better man.
1593
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:53,440
I'm on the final page
of the final chapter
1594
01:15:53,480 --> 01:15:54,960
of my final book.
1595
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,760
I now totally understand
women, top to bottom.
1596
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:01,520
I have perfected a technique
of not looking at her
1597
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:03,560
all the time.
1598
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:06,640
It's been very difficult,
but I think I've succeeded.
1599
01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:08,240
I am listening to my emotions
1600
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:10,360
and I am at one with myself.
1601
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:13,760
[Prince] Hang on, I haven't
finished that page yet.
1602
01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:15,080
Turn back.
1603
01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:20,880
I've managed to stop
my tongue from lolling
1604
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:22,760
when she arouses me.
1605
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:25,320
I've transformed
myself into a new man
1606
01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:29,400
and soon she will
be mine. (Panting)
1607
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:42,120
(happy whimsical music)
1608
01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:49,360
[Tony] Where exactly are we?
1609
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:51,280
[Wolf] We have entered
the most romantic town
1610
01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:53,320
in the whole of the Nine
Kingdoms, the Kissing Town,
1611
01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:56,040
where everyone falls in love.
1612
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:58,080
Truly, fate has led us here.
1613
01:16:58,120 --> 01:16:59,160
[Virginia] Dream on.
1614
01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:00,600
You'll see.
1615
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:01,920
[Tony] Yeah, well we
didn't come here for that.
1616
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:03,720
We came for the
mirror, all right?
1617
01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:11,240
Hello, I've been
looking for you all day.
1618
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:14,160
I can see love and
fortune coming your way.
1619
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:15,320
- Well.
- [Tony] Well,
1620
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:16,480
it's slice the
fruitcake time again.
1621
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:18,080
Dad.
1622
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:22,200
Great romance, great love,
before this very night is out.
1623
01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:24,120
Ah, which one of
us breaks the money?
1624
01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:25,960
Your aura is cloudy.
1625
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,800
Just give me a couple of coins.
1626
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:29,480
A couple? Ah, it's
the old cloudy aura bit.
1627
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:30,400
What are you doing?
1628
01:17:30,440 --> 01:17:32,520
Ah, you have such a soft touch.
1629
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:36,640
Yes, soft, sensuous
, creamy touch.
1630
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:38,360
Now, if you look over there,
1631
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:41,160
you might find what you're
looking for. Good bye.
1632
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:46,600
Wait, look, look,
that's the pig wagon.
1633
01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:48,160
The one the mirror was in.
1634
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:49,240
It was, wasn't it?
1635
01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:50,920
How did she know that?
1636
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:53,040
Yeah, come on,
come on., come on.
1637
01:17:56,360 --> 01:17:57,000
There's nothin'.
1638
01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:57,840
Oh, is this yours?
1639
01:17:57,880 --> 01:17:59,040
Where's our mirror?
1640
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:00,680
I didn't know it
was yours, now did I?
1641
01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:01,760
Where is it?
1642
01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:02,840
You wouldn't want it now anyway,
1643
01:18:02,880 --> 01:18:04,320
it's covered in pig filth.
1644
01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:05,200
Where is it?
1645
01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:07,240
I don't rightly know.
1646
01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:08,400
What?
1647
01:18:08,440 --> 01:18:10,160
Fellow gave me five
coppers for it this mornin'.
1648
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:12,120
Five coppers? What fella?
1649
01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:13,280
I don't know.
1650
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:14,960
Passing threw with a wheelbarrow
full of bricky-brack.
1651
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,720
Probably comin' from
the antiques market.
1652
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:17,880
Bricky?
1653
01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:20,720
You'll never find
it now, Anthony.
1654
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:21,600
We're not...
1655
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:23,800
This place is
full of old things.
1656
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:25,600
You'd do best to split up.
1657
01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:27,160
Yeah.
1658
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:29,481
[Driver] Shame you won't have
any time for romance though.
1659
01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:33,400
[Wolf] Bricky-brack.
1660
01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:35,120
Bricky-brack, bricky-brack.
1661
01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:40,800
(sinister instrumental music)
1662
01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:13,120
You know something?
1663
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:14,400
I'll tell you, your trouble
is that you've not had to do
1664
01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:15,680
a hard day's work
your entire life.
1665
01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:17,040
[Prince] What
would you know about
1666
01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:18,480
the suffering of royalty?
1667
01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:20,560
You seem to have been
some kind of cleaner
1668
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:21,800
in your world.
1669
01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:23,720
Y-y-yeah, what's wrong
with that, all right?
1670
01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:25,960
Nothing shameful about cleaning.
1671
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,400
And I had money once.
1672
01:19:27,440 --> 01:19:28,040
You know that?
1673
01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:29,600
I was rich.
1674
01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:31,560
You? (Laughs) Rich?
1675
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:34,400
Yes, yes, I had a
thriving plastics business.
1676
01:19:34,440 --> 01:19:35,960
I was makin' 55 grand a year
1677
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:37,640
when I was 21 years old.
1678
01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:40,320
Ah, so let me guess,
you lost it all?
1679
01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:43,240
No, I just kind of
overstretched myself.
1680
01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:46,000
I put all my money into an
idea that just didn't pan out.
1681
01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,480
And what was that?
1682
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:51,080
Bouncy castles.
1683
01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:55,000
We had the Robin and Maid
Marian, Jolly Jester,
1684
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:57,280
the Haunted Castle.
1685
01:19:57,320 --> 01:19:58,960
You know, we had the
Cowboy and Indian Bouncer,
1686
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:00,720
one of our most popular items.
1687
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:02,200
And then the zigzag Bouncer,
1688
01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:04,080
our motto was, "Put the
Bounce Back in Your Life."
1689
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:06,600
Ah, please stop, Anthony.
1690
01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:09,000
Oh, no, it can't be.
1691
01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:11,040
[Tony] The trolls.
1692
01:20:11,080 --> 01:20:13,360
Not a very attractive
work, I'll grant you,
1693
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:17,840
but full of vitality
and life, frozen rage.
1694
01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:19,720
Does it tickle your fancy?
1695
01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:21,720
Not even a little bit.
1696
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:24,400
Actually though, I am
looking for a mirror.
1697
01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:26,320
It's about my height, black.
1698
01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:29,040
I seem to remember
a job lot of junk.
1699
01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:30,240
It's in there.
1700
01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:36,160
[Virginia] Wolf,
do you really think
1701
01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:38,000
we're gonna find
the mirror here?
1702
01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:40,080
I think we should
get back to town.
1703
01:20:40,120 --> 01:20:41,600
Remember the story of Snow White
1704
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:43,200
when she swallowed
the poison apple,
1705
01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:44,600
and everyone thought
she was dead?
1706
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:45,800
Mm-hmm.
1707
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:46,840
Well, the Seven Dwarfs,
they brought her here
1708
01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:48,160
and put her in a glass coffin
in the hopes...
1709
01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:49,400
[Virginia] Here?
1710
01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:51,080
That someone might be able
to bring her back to life.
1711
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:52,200
In this town?
1712
01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:53,360
To the top of this very hill.
1713
01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:55,280
The Prince's grandmother.
1714
01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:59,200
[Virginia] Oh my God, look.
1715
01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:01,240
Is this the real glass coffin?
1716
01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:04,640
I don't know what it is,
1717
01:21:04,680 --> 01:21:07,200
I just feel so good.
1718
01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:09,480
(laughs) I don't
know what it is.
1719
01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:11,560
We all do.
1720
01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:13,480
Everyone does in
the Kissing Town.
1721
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:16,880
Excuse me, excuse me.
1722
01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:23,720
That's it.
1723
01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:25,800
That's it, that's it, that's it.
1724
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:28,240
Shh, don't attract attention.
1725
01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:32,280
Look at that, ten
to fifteen gold coins.
1726
01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:33,960
It's priced really low.
1727
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:36,760
Nobody knows what it is.
1728
01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:38,760
Don't turn it on
in here, you moron.
1729
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:40,200
Everyone will see.
1730
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:46,920
Hmm, what do you think?
1731
01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:49,440
Oh, what? This? Oh, no I,
1732
01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:51,600
I wouldn't even waste my time,
1733
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:53,320
just a piece of junk.
1734
01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:55,840
At first I thought
it was a reproduction.
1735
01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:57,800
Late Naked Emperor, at best,
1736
01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:01,720
but I think it's older than
that, quite a lot older.
1737
01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:05,120
Maybe even early Cinderellan,
1738
01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:07,640
and quite a lot more special.
1739
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:11,240
Ah, right, so, Miss Snow white
1740
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:14,760
is lying here for years and
everyone thinks she's dead.
1741
01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:16,840
Close your eyes.
1742
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:18,240
Slow down your breathing,
1743
01:22:18,280 --> 01:22:21,480
so your chest is almost
not moving at all.
1744
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:23,600
That's nice.
1745
01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:26,600
And all these handsome
chaps come along,
1746
01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:28,120
and try to bring her around,
1747
01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:31,040
but none of them were
good enough for her.
1748
01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:31,920
You know what I mean?
1749
01:22:31,960 --> 01:22:34,080
Mmm. (Laughs)
1750
01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:35,720
And then one day,
1751
01:22:37,240 --> 01:22:41,800
this drop dead gorgeous
prince comes past,
1752
01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:46,800
and he stops and thinks,
1753
01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:50,840
Oh, what a quirky girl.
1754
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:53,080
What a sweetie-pie.
1755
01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:57,320
But she's frozen, cold.
1756
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:00,640
She resists his every call
1757
01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:04,000
with her frozen countenance,
1758
01:23:04,040 --> 01:23:08,120
and he realizes
that the only way
1759
01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:09,920
he can melt this ice queen
1760
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:13,560
is to massage the life
1761
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:17,240
back into her soft, creamy lips
1762
01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:21,040
with a kiss.
1763
01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:27,720
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
1764
01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:29,560
Would you two stop
clowning around?
1765
01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:31,400
I found the mirror. Come on!
1766
01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:45,000
It was right here. It was
right here. It's gone.
1767
01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:46,440
It's gone. Hey, wait! Hey, hey!
1768
01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:48,600
The mirror that was
here, where is it?
1769
01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:50,000
Oh, you mean the magic mirror?
1770
01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:50,680
The?
1771
01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:51,880
What a find.
1772
01:23:51,920 --> 01:23:54,360
We're all tremendously
excited about it.
1773
01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:55,360
It's in there.
1774
01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:57,240
Oh, okay, it's in there.
1775
01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:02,160
(foreboding instrumental music)
1776
01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:09,960
Now it's five thousand?
1777
01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:15,000
We'll never raise that.
1778
01:24:22,280 --> 01:24:23,960
♪ I'm wishing on a ♪
1779
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:27,920
♪ Star ♪
1780
01:24:27,960 --> 01:24:30,000
♪ To follow where you ♪
1781
01:24:30,040 --> 01:24:33,440
♪ Are ♪
1782
01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:36,600
♪ I'm wishing on a ♪
1783
01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:40,280
♪ Dream ♪
1784
01:24:41,320 --> 01:24:43,000
♪ To follow what it ♪
1785
01:24:43,040 --> 01:24:46,160
♪ Means ♪
1786
01:24:47,720 --> 01:24:49,320
♪ And I wish on all the ♪
1787
01:24:49,360 --> 01:24:51,800
♪ Rainbows ♪
1788
01:24:51,840 --> 01:24:53,920
♪ That I see ♪
1789
01:24:53,960 --> 01:24:56,760
♪ I wish on all the people ♪
1790
01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:58,800
♪ Who ♪
1791
01:24:58,840 --> 01:25:01,400
♪ Really dream ♪
1792
01:25:06,880 --> 01:25:08,480
♪ I'm wishing on a ♪
1793
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:11,360
♪ Star ♪
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