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Does everyone remember...

this young man?

Yes.

In order to repay his 150,000,000 yen debt,

even today, he works as Nagi-ojousama's protector and combat butler.

Ayasaki Hayate.

But that story is trivial.

Completely ignoring the time of year and original story,

we shall indulge ourselves in a swimsuit party on a hot summer beach!

Service, service, service...

Service, service, service.

Wow! It's amazing!

It's just like the southern islands!

It's amazing to have a private beach within the premises of the mansion.

To top it off, it even has such a nice pool.

No one would believe that this is Nerima Ward!

I won't believe it either...

This is nothing, really.

The construction cost was only in the ten billions.

Yeah, the palm trees over there were only 150 million for 10 of them, I think.

150 million?!

That's the same amount as my debt...

What's so nice about this place anyway?

Gramps just built it for fun.

But why not swim, since we have a beach?

Human's don't float, Hayate.

Hayate-kun, Nagi is...

Oh, you sink like a rock, don't you, Ojou-sama?

No! Humans were land creatures to begin with.

We never developed the body structure to survive in the water!

In other words...

I'll teach you how to swim.

Okay, Ojou-sama?

Well, if you're willing to go that far...

Right, then let's change into our swimming suits.

Sw-Swimsuits?!

W-Wait! Don't tell me, by swimsuit you mean...

Why, of course.

That's... well... you see...

It's too early for us to do that!

What?

Anyway, I don't intend to swim.

Besides, what main character was ever defeated underwater?

Ojou-sama?

That's right, it's too early for us...

Too early for us to be in swimsuits together.

My, my.

That Nagi...

For Ojou-sama to show such indignant anger towards me...

Have I done something wrong?

Leave it to me, Hayate-kun.

Yo!

How are you doing, Nagi-kun, Hayata-kun?

We came for a visit!

That said, we were actually forced to come here.

We're here too.

Why am I in this too?

Hey there, everyone!

I heard that Nagi was letting us use her pool for free, so I thought I'd tell everyone.

What's the meaning of this?

I don't remember ever saying that.

Isn't it great?

Maria.

We've prepared some swimsuits, everyone.

Please choose whichever one you like best.

Which one should I pick?

What about this one?

Is this really free?

It would be a waste to not make proper use of that beach.

You don't mind, do you, Nagi?

Suit yourself.

I'm not going swimming though.

Very well.

Are you sure this is okay, Maria-san;

leaving this to Katsura-sensei?

Yeah, it’s just as Sensei said.

If everyone were having fun, Nagi would want to join in too.

That would be great.

Anyway, how about you, Hayate-kun?

I think it would really suit you.

Please stop that, Maria-san!

But it's quite unusual for Katsura-sensei to say that.

I might have misunderstood her.

Hey, you'll keep your promise, right?

Yeah, you can drink as much as you like in the mansion.

Go ahead and help yourself.

All right, everyone! Today we drink—

I mean...

Swim till we drop!

Sorry for the wait, dear viewers.

Are you ready to die from moe overload?

Ok then, let's go.

H-Hey! What have you been filming!

Well, I figured this was worth archiving.

Yes! This is something those of us in the Movie Research Club cannot miss!

This suit is... a bit revealing.

Listen, don't you dare look over here, okay, Young Master?

A-All right.

Hey there, Wataru.

Why is your face so red?

It's nothing.

Oh, I see, it's the girls, isn't it?

Pervert!

So, which one is your favorite?

Well, obviously...

You're being filthy and impure, Young Master!

I see now, Wataru-kun.

No! That's not it!

And what do you mean by "I see now"?

Oh, Wataru, you pervert!

Sakuya!

No! It's not like that, you two!

I'm just...

Sakuya is just...

We're just...

It looks like everyone is having fun.

Degrading themselves...

Flaunting sex appeal is the main reason behind the fall of chivalry.

Really?

But I think it's very healthy.

Remember, Makimura-sensei,

communicating with students like this is part of a teacher's duties, understand?!

I've learned something new, Senpai.

That's right.

As a person who follows the Lamb of God,

I deeply agree with that view.

You understand what I'm saying?

Come on, down it! Down it!

Actually, who the heck are you?

Just an ordinary sister passing by.

Well, there are some exceptions, I guess.

If you'd like, why don't you go have fun with everyone?

That's stupid!

That's just childish play.

I'd rather watch a certain anime company's stock prices plummet than join them.

But you're really concerned about them, aren't you?

The book is upside down.

I-Idiot!

This is...

That's right! I'm doing this on purpose!

It's a mental exercise!

!loof uoy ,dah neeb ev'I !hgrA

Hayate-kun?

If you like, why don't you take a swim?

Hayate-kun?

I-It's nothing!

But I can't leave Ojou-sama alone.

I don't mind.

The two of you can just go ahead, if you want.

I can have fun by myself, you know.

Come on, just get out of here.

Then I'll be able to marathon The Battles of Hyoutama the Warrior in one day.

In just one day?!

You idiot, Hayate.

You just don't understand me.

I just sensed an evil presence.

Meanwhile, a young girl was standing in front of the mansion,

just as troubled as a certain young man who recklessly rode a powerful robot.

Geez, Onee-chan is causing problems for everyone again.

Hey, Hina! I'm at Nagi's place.

You should come join us! We're all having fun here!

Anyway, I've got to take her home before she causes any more trouble.

Oh yeah, come to think of it, this is the first time I've come to Hayate-kun's home.

Why am I getting so flustered?

I'm just coming to get Onee-chan.

That's right, it's not like I'm coming to see Hayate-kun or anything.

Could I have a moment?

I won this from a lottery at a bookstore.

They're tickets to a pool with a wave generator...

What do you think?

Do you want to get washed away with me, Hayate-kun?

Will Hayate-kun agree to this kind of thing?

Ayumu.

Hina-san.

Take that!

As expected of Hayata-kun.

He beat us fair and square!

In the end, Izumi was no match for him by herself.

The two of you should try harder too!

You traitor, Hayate.

Shiranui! I see, you've come to keep me company, haven't you?

It's a cold spell...

Don't cry, Ojou.

You have me.

Fine, all right.

If you really want to play that way,

I have my own ideas!

I was ignored?

Screen time elapsed.

There!

Go!

There!

It's coming!

Behind you!

Over there!

Take that!

Go!

You're worried about Nagi, aren't you?

Yeah, but Ojou-sama is being stubborn.

Then why don't you go bring her here?

She's probably thinking of coming out about now.

You're right.

What do you think, Ojou-sama?

Do you feel like...

Ojou-sama?

Ojou-sama?

Where did she go?

Ojou-sama?

Aika-san! Chiharu-san!

I'm sorry!

I see.

This is unexpected.

Ayasaki-kun is a pervert.

I've been labeled a pervert all of a sudden?!

It's okay, I really don't mind.

Really, I don't mind at all.

Actually, I think it bothers you a lot.

Anyway, I'm sorry!

That surprised me. To think there were people changing in there...

Hayate... -kun?

Hi-Hinagiku-san?

I'm sorry!

It's not like I looked because I wanted to see it or anything.

It's not like...

What do you mean by that, Hayate-kun?

Are you saying I'm not worth looking at naked?

No, that's not what I meant.

I'm sorry!

What am I gonna do? Hinagiku is going to hate me again!

I'm so stupid! Stupid!

I thought I could get closer to Hayate-kun, but I ended up yelling at him again!

Is this a little too bold?

But I can't do anything less than this!

Just to get Hayate-kun's attention!

Nishizawa-san, you're more mature than I thought!

Really?

Yeah! I almost didn't recognize you!

Can I call you "honey" from now on?

In that case, Hayate-kun, can I...

Nishizawa-san?

Hayate-kun!

Why is it always like this...

For now, I have to find Ojou-sama!

Ojou-sama?

Hayate?

Ojou-sama!

I was looking for you!

What are you doing here?

Well, I...

You know, since you were insisting so much...

Hayate-kun!

I'm sorry, Hayate-kun.

That was a misunderstanding just now!

I'd be happy if you could forget what you saw.

Oh, that's right.

I'll forget what happened just now.

Please don't worry about it.

What's this...

Ojou-sama?

You're an unfaithful bastard, Hayate!

Please wait, Ojou-sama!

Ojou-sama?

What is this?!

Saki, you...

Why are you suddenly...

It's not like that, Young Master!

You saw it, didn't you?

As expected of Class Rep Red.

We've reached a completely new level of performance today.

Yes, thanks to Izumi, this year's cultural festival will be a hit!

This isn't the time to be talking about that!

What in the world...

Ojou-sama.

Nagi?

No, that's not Nagi.

Something is possessing her!

Look!

How observant.

I've fed off this girl's negative emotions and revived!

I'm a vengeful spirit!

A splendid explanation speech but...

What is your objective?

Give Ojou-sama's body back!

I can't do that.

This girl and I have much in common.

Yes, I... I also wished I could swim in the sea or in a pool.

But...

I had an inferiority complex over my flat chest,

and having never worn a swimsuit, I...

I hate it! I hate it!

I hate those who show off their bodies to men to attract attention!

I hate those who pretend to be embarrassed while enjoying all the attention they receive!

I hate those who display their breasts without considering the pains of those with flat chests!

I will have my revenge!

What the hell.

It's just a shallow ghost out for petty revenge...

Come to think of it, it's a resentment completely caused by misunderstanding.

Shut up!

This girl is angry for the same reason!

The hatred borne of indifference from friends!

Ojou-sama is?

Th-This is worse than I thought.

Looks like it's finally my turn to appear!

That was quite a long wait...

Klaus-san!

Go! SP Secret Agents and Security Robots!

Save our Ojou-sama!

You people!

You dare raise your hands against your own master?!

How cowardly!

And screen time is over.

In that case... I'll...

The shadow at the back.

It's controlling Nagi, so if I defeat it...

Hinagiku-san!

High...

That's what she gets for trying to do that when she's afraid of heights.

Come to think of it, that's just like Hina.

That's right! You need Isumi-san when you get into this sort of trouble!

She's not here!

Float and float...

Where is everyone?

That's right, Isumi, as always, got lost again.

For the sake of convenience.

She's lost again?!

You seem to be running out of ideas.

Hayate-kun?

I will protect Ojou-sama!

What can a mere butler do anyway.

What?!

What do you intend to do?!

I'm sorry, Ojou-sama.

I'll apologize.

So...

Please come back...

Ojou-sama!

Hayate!

Please hold on tight, Ojou-sama.

Hayate-kun!

Nagi!

Not yet! I'm not done yet!

You have caused enough mischief.

Nagi, Hayate-sama.

Hayate?

Th-This is... the overused scene in anime, games and manga that somehow still remains popular!

Is this the CPR Scene?!

No, this isn't the time to be hesitating!

If this continues, Hayate will...

Ojou-sama?

Hayate, you complete idiot!

Where did that come from?!

It seems that this is a deserted island.

Don't worry, I'm good at survival.

I won't let you experience discomfort while we wait for a rescue team to arrive.

I'm sorry, Hayate.

It's my fault.

If only... if only I were more honest with you.

Ojou-sama...

That's right!

Your swimsuit really looks good on you.

I-Idiot!

What are you saying in a situation like this?

You're right.

But, please don't worry.

Even if we don't get back to the mansion, I'll protect you for the rest of my life.

Hayate...

That's right, I don't mind...

as long as you're here.

Oh, were we a bit too early?

Maria!

What a relief!

The two of you are fine.

Even the rest of you...

Why?

This place is also within the premises of the mansion.

Once again, Hayate is faced with the scale of the Sanzenin family.

Wow! I had no idea there was a beach in this place!

Even an Indian would be surprised, Sharuna-chan!

I'm not surprised at all, Fumi-chan.

Don't tell me, you're from space, Sharuna-chan?!

Stop saying the first thing that pops into your head, Fumi-chan.

It's 500 yen!

Thank you!

Just walk straight that way!

Hey, Onee-chan?

Can you explain what you're doing?

Oh, Hina!

Well, I'm in quite a pinch for this month expenses, so...

That's not a reason!

Return all that money!

Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

Why are you always so...