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So, if you
just sign here,
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it acknowledges
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that your battery has
been reconditioned.
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(telephone ringing)
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Phone? Somebody?
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All right,
while your car
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is being charged, why
don't you plea...?
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Somebody better
get the phone.
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Why don't you please
wait in our lounge?
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Julian here
will get you
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a complimentary
cup of coffee.
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Sorry, I got to get this phone.
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Okay, excuse me.
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Fusebox. Your EV needs
with lightning speed.
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No, this is not Jackie.
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This is
a business.
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Hey, Dad.
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Everything...
everything good?
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No, it's not good.
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I shouldn't have to be
answering the phones here.
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I don't know,
Dad, I-I-I think
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it's just one of
those days, you know?
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Toni had to get her dog
artificially inseminated,
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and Jackie took...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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We have a Jackie?
Why haven't I met her?
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You met her
like ten times, Dad.
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Is that the one with-with
the hair a-and the shirts?
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You nailed it, Dad.
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Yeah, Jackie took
a mental health day today.
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Whoa, hold up.
You hired a crazy person?
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You can't say that,
and that's not what that means.
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Well, you said it.
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No. You take a mental health day
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when you literally
just... can't.
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You know?
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Okay, I don't know
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what the hell
you're talking about,
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but I need employees
who can come to work.
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All right, attention.
Everybody, come on.
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Y'all come on round here.
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Look, at Tuesday's
staff meeting,
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we're going to have
a lengthy discussion
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about attendance.
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This is what I want...
Uh, Dad, Dad, Dad, uh...
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this coming Tuesday?
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I-I wanted to give
everybody the day off
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for Election Day.
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Marty, look, we are just
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starting to turn
a profit here.
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We can't be making
up holidays.
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Dad, I just...
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I can't.
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Can't what?
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Hey.
Hey.
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Oh, Lamar.
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It's been a minute.
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You staying out of trouble?
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Do you say that to everyone
or just because
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I spent the last three decades
in and out of prison?
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I'm gonna say both.
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Hey, guys.
Oh, wow.
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Look at that spread.
What is the occasion?
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Well, as you know,
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there is an election
coming up, and...
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Take that.
...because we live in
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the great state
of California
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and because he has paid
his debt to society,
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my father
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gets to vote.
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And we're celebrating
with red salami,
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white wine,
and bleu cheese.
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DAVE: If that weren't
exciting enough,
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Lamar gets to vote
at a polling station
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run by our newly-minted
precinct captain
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Gemma Johnson.
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Oh, I couldn't do it
without Dave and Tina,
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my little minions.
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I'm not your minion.
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(imitating Minion):
Scoobadabee banana.
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That is why I cannot
bring friends over.
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Ooh.
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You've got a sample ballot.
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All right.
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Yeah, they, um, they gave it
to me at school. It's so long.
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It sure is.
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There are nine circuit
court judges alone.
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But I've combed through
all the endorsements
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and come up with
a mnemonic device
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to remember all of
my recommendations.
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Here we go, look at
this. Okay, Braswick,
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Rittenhouse,
Garlucci, Drexen,
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Lasuvida, Bertman,
Ranajalani,
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Abbott, Kim.
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BRGDLYBRAK.
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Okay, now everybody
say it with me.
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No, I don't...
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I don't see myself saying that.
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Pro tip:
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telling a judge
you voted for them
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does you surprisingly
little good.
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Okay, so what's
the deal
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with all these
propositions?
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Oh, glad you asked.
You know what?
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Let's go through them together.
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Prop 1: Repeals
Costa-Hawkins
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Rental Housing Act
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and the issuance
of a bond
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to fund construction
and modernization...
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DAVE:
Proposition 13.
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Ooh, guys,
this is a fun one.
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Prohibits sled dog racing
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on any
public thoroughfare,
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excluding
licensed events...
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♪
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DAVE:
Proposition 19.
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Why did I have to ask
about the propositions?
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(clears throat)
Excuse me.
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Proposition 19 provides...
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No, that's it.
I can't take it anymore.
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I'm out.
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And I got to see a man
about a sled dog.
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And I'm drunk.
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Okay, hold on. C-Calvin,
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this one
should interest you.
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Look at this, it creates
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an economic empowerment
zone in Boyle Heights.
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Where the
Fusebox is?
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Yes, exactly.
Look,
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Prop 19 provides
a tax rebate
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for all businesses
of ten or more employees.
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That's me.
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Hold up,
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l-let me see that.
Look at that.
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(chuckles)
This could mean
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a windfall
for the Fusebox.
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And right
when I need it.
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Yeah. I told you
this would be fun.
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Almost as fun
as frisbee golf.
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No.
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Tina, come on.
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♪
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Now, I know there's
been some confusion
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on whether we're working
Election Day.
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Caused by you.
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Well, after
much discussion,
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Marty has come
around to my idea
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of giving everyone
the whole day off.
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And-and-and now-now,
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and don't fight me
on this, Marty,
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paid.
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(cheering)
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That-that was
my idea.
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Yeah, now, who
likes opportunity?
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(cheering)
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He doesn't even
know your names.
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And who wants
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to work in a zone
of empowerment?
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(cheering)
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All right, well, when you're
in those voting booths,
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I want you to vote yes
on Proposition 19.
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(cheering abruptly stops)
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(Marty mutters)
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Dad, um, I know
Prop 19 would help us,
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but you're legally
not allowed
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to tell employees
how to vote.
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Oh, okay, look.
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Uh, look, I'm not saying that
as your boss, all right?
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I'm saying vote yes
as your friend.
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Now get on back to work now.
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I'm not paying y'all
to stand around.
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Hey, Pop, you called?
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Ah, Malcolm.
Hey.
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Hey, look,
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you know how,
every big election,
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you like to drive
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them old-ass people
to the polls?
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Yeah, well,
I don't typically
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call them
"old-ass people."
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I'm-I'm sorry,
I meant "elderly-ass."
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But this year,
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I'm sponsoring a van.
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Oh,
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"Paid for by
Yes on 19."
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So this is
a sponsorship
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that benefits you.
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Well, yeah.
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Okay, Pop, but Prop 19,
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you know it's sponsored
by a bunch of
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corporate bigwigs
and special interests.
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Do you want them
to turn this
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whole neighborhood into
an industrial park?
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What, you don't like parks?
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Hey, Calvin, I got
those Laker tickets
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for you and Malcolm.
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(chuckles)
What?
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Oh, these are
great seats.
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Thank you, Pop.
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Hey, nothing less
than the very best
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for me and
my son Malcolm.
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Um, these
are real, right?
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I mean, don't they feel real?
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That's not
an answer, Trey.
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What's up with the van?
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Oh,
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just a man unselfishly doing
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his civic duty for Election Day.
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Y'all fell for that?
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The old democracy
okey doke?
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Um, how is democracy
an okey doke?
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Because votes
don't matter.
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The powers that be
are gonna do
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what they're
gonna do anyway.
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You register to vote,
next thing you know,
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they'll call you for jury duty.
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Then they'll make you get
a driver license.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, Lamar.
Hey.
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You get your
mail at Dave's?
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Yes, the department
of corrections
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needs to know how to find me.
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Oh, I did get my
Duke alumni magazine.
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You went to Duke?
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According to my LinkedIn, yes.
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You're pretty
serious about
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this Prop 19
thing, huh?
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Oh, yes.
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You know, these
local propositions
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are decided by
very small margins.
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Last time,
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Proposition 22 lost by 11 votes.
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Wow.
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Now marching bands
can't even wash cars.
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Huh.
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Well, suck suds,
Big Car Wash.
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Wow,
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when you really
think about it,
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even one vote could
change everything.
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Yes, that's what I'm saying,
a-and you know,
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and now that you've read
all about it,
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you can see how Proposition 19
is good for everybody, right?
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I certainly see
how it's good for you.
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I don't yet
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see how it's good for me.
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Maybe I just
need someone
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to "educate" me.
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Hold on.
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Are you trying
to sell me your vote?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, where
did that come from?
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But yes.
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So, a yes on 8
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is a no on fracking?
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Yes. But this is why
you have to be careful.
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You see, the wording
can be very tricky, Trey.
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Now, Prop 9 is
also about fracking.
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But a yes on Prop 9
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is a no on any more
bans on fracking,
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so a yes
would ban bans
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and a no is
a yes on bans.
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This is fracking my nerves.
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Oh-ho. Trey
registered to vote?
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How'd you convince him?
264
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,088
Well, I told him that
just because he, uh,
265
00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:51,124
sent out a tweet
or posted a meme,
that's not enough.
266
00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,425
You have got to vote.
267
00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:55,194
So I schooled him on
John Lewis and Selma
268
00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,930
and Jim Crow
and the Freedom Riders.
269
00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,966
Yeah, and then he hit me
with the Green Book.
270
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,400
Oh, that's
a good movie.
271
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,367
What movie?
272
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,636
He hit me with a green book
273
00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,604
until I told him
I'd register to vote.
274
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,641
(knock on door)
275
00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,242
Oh.
Hey, Dad.
Hey, Pop.
276
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,577
Hey, fellas.
277
00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:11,543
Um...
278
00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:14,114
Malcolm,
279
00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:15,515
I, uh,
280
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,184
I got some bad news.
281
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:21,154
I can't take you
to the Laker game anymore.
282
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,356
Oh.
283
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,725
No way, man. What happened?
284
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,027
Uh, just some stuff
came up, you know?
285
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,560
Some business stuff,
so, you know.
286
00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,698
Whoa, whoa. Wait.
Dad, Dad, what...?
287
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,299
What business stuff?
We're partners.
288
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:33,767
We're in the same business.
289
00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,135
Marty, I've...
290
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,237
I got businesses
that you don't know about.
291
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:40,406
Like mining, for one.
(laughs)
292
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,608
You mine?
293
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:42,943
No, I mind mine,
294
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,845
and you mind your damn business.
295
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,515
What a game!
Oh, yes.
296
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,184
The Brow put a beatdown
on Jaylen Brown.
297
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,820
And thanks for buying me
all this swag.
298
00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,554
Made it much easier
to understand
299
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,290
the complexities of Prop 19.
300
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,827
(air horn blows)
301
00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:02,029
Ooh, hold on.
I got something for you.
302
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,197
Got... Yeah. Okay.
303
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,900
Yeah.
Ooh.
304
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,702
Snazzy!
305
00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:11,538
Hey, Who's got the,
uh, cool air horn?
306
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,640
Me.
Ooh.
307
00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,508
Wait a second.
308
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:16,744
Did you guys go
to the Laker game?
309
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,212
Yes. My friend Calvin took me.
310
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:22,082
Hold on. Who
put that there?
311
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,451
Well, Dave, uh,
I've been thinking,
312
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,354
reading, and the more I learn
313
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:30,924
about Prop 19,
the better it looks.
314
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,793
Mm-hmm.
315
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,863
So, did you do all that reading
at the Laker game?
316
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:38,198
Oh, damn.
317
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,699
This is shameful.
318
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,969
Prop 19 is a blatant power grab
by fat cats.
319
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,537
You know that,
but you don't care.
320
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:47,908
All you care about...
is playing Calvin.
321
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,877
(scoffs)
He's not playing me.
322
00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:51,378
I'm bribing him.
323
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,482
All right.
324
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:56,849
6:58, people.
325
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,186
Two minutes to go time.
326
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,892
What's wrong with you?
327
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,726
You've been excited
about this for weeks.
328
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,662
This should be like the
opening night of your musical.
329
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:12,331
If the musical was
The Lyin' King,
330
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:16,236
but "lying"
instead of "lion,"
331
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,004
because it's about
332
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:21,474
the king of lying,
aka my dad.
333
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,811
Well, what did he do now?
334
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,245
He sold his vote.
335
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,646
Yeah, apparently,
336
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,881
democracy is just
another racket to him.
337
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,549
Actually, you know what?
338
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:34,621
Instead of Lyin' King, it,
it should be Scamilton.
339
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,757
Like Hamilton but a scam
'cause that's what...
340
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,059
that's what my dad is.
Yeah, okay, I get it.
341
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,726
(Gemma clears throat)
Really.
342
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:43,096
All right, poll workers,
listen up.
343
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:46,766
Last election,
this polling place was a fiasco.
344
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,601
Mrs. Darlington let y'all
slack off,
345
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:51,271
and by noon the line
was all the way out to Marengo.
346
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,440
Not this year. We're going
to get voters in the booth,
347
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:54,975
we're gonna slap a sticker
on 'em,
348
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,209
and they're back on the street.
349
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,211
There will be no dillydallying.
350
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,513
I am the captain now!
351
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:10,090
Welcome, welcome
to the Prop 19 Express,
352
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:13,893
all brought to you by Yes on 19.
353
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,262
Look, guys, we have water, soda,
354
00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:18,531
and 19 kinds of snacks.
355
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,133
All in what
356
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,535
I like to call
the Empowerment Zone, okay?
357
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,204
All right.
358
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,542
(laughing)
359
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,916
Shame on you, Pop.
360
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,951
All this just so
business owners
361
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,153
like you can get a tax
break at the expense
362
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,922
of the people
in the community.
363
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,190
Malcolm,
364
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,959
why do you have
to Malcolm this up?
365
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,528
Do not make me a verb.
366
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,032
Okay, I'm just pointing out
the hypocrisy, man.
367
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,667
Look, I've been working my
butt off trying to make payroll.
368
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,204
Don't I deserve a break?
(scoffs)
369
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,539
Are you still upset
about those Laker tickets?
370
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:00,908
What? No.
371
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,510
I do not care
about Laker tickets.
372
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,578
I care about democracy.
373
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,681
And LeBron dropped 40.
374
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,984
Look, relax.
375
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,987
Here, have a snack
and a Topo-Chico.
376
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,355
(mutters)
377
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:18,025
Chocolate Turtles, anybody?
378
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,693
Here you go.
379
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,697
Okay, Ms. Humphreys,
take your ballot to booth six,
380
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,900
and here's your sticker,
which I have learned
381
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,070
people prefer
to put on themselves.
382
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,275
Name?
383
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,010
You know my name.
384
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,112
Well, sign here.
385
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,514
Oh, I see you've
brought my son along
386
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,384
to witness your crimes
against democracy.
387
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:47,120
Dave, I know
I let you down,
388
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,222
but I've come here
to try to make it up to you.
389
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,925
I got a sample ballot,
and Grover and I sat down
390
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,893
and went through
the whole thing.
391
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,162
You did?
392
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,764
Yes, we did. It was
worse than school.
393
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,499
We had Nilla Wafers.
394
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,436
From a Ziploc bag,
and they were wet.
395
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,907
The point is,
we educated ourselves,
396
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,875
and you were right.
397
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:14,180
Prop 19 stinks,
and I'm voting against it.
398
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:17,317
Yeah, okay, but that you would
even entertain the idea.
399
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,652
Dave, have you even met me?
400
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,423
I'm going to entertain
anything.
401
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:24,924
And this was a Lakers game.
402
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,995
I was sitting behind
'70s sex symbol Dyan Cannon.
403
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,264
She was important
to me as a young man.
404
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,733
Vitally important.
405
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,135
Well, I mean, I get that.
406
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,970
When-when I was younger,
I had the biggest crush
407
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,006
on Catherine Zeta-Jones.
408
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,974
Mm-hmm.
409
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:44,077
Well, for me,
it's Sandy Squirrel.
410
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,881
I'm sorry. From SpongeBob?
411
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,186
Okay.
412
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,224
Mr. Poll Worker,
413
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:58,658
may I have my ballot?
414
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,092
Yes,
415
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,828
you may.
416
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,397
Dave.
Oh.
417
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,001
Do you know how long
you spent with that voter?
418
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,702
You gonna tell me?
419
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,438
42 seconds.
Ooh.
420
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:13,840
Look at that line.
421
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,843
It's bulging out the door.
Ooh.
422
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,445
Yeah, it is.
423
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,981
I'm so sorry... Captain.
424
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,451
Don't let it happen again.
425
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:27,187
Will I be in big trouble?
426
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,222
The biggest.
427
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,491
Y'all nasty.
428
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,298
Welcome to the Prop 19 Express,
429
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:42,402
all brought to you
by Yes on 19.
430
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,771
Julian. What a coincidence.
431
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,174
Who do we have here?
432
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,342
This is my mother.
433
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,010
Everybody calls her Mimsy.
434
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:54,347
Mimsy. Now, you sure
she's not your sister?
435
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,848
No, man.
(laughing)
436
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,719
Please.
437
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,323
Okay. All right.
(chuckles)
438
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,491
(mocking):
"Are you sure
that's not your sister?"
439
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,527
(scoffs)
Good one, Pop.
440
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:12,131
So, I take it you two are
441
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,133
solid Yes on 19-ers.
442
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:16,703
Oh, you assume that, do you?
443
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:19,806
And do you also assume
that I cannot read?
444
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,177
No, I-I just was, uh...
445
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,513
Look, Prop 19 would destroy
Boyle Heights.
446
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:30,250
You-you want to bulldoze my mama
house for a sriracha factory?
447
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,587
Calm down, Julian.
448
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,890
It would just make Boyle Heights
an empowerment zone.
449
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,926
Empower my ass!
450
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,994
Sorry, Mimsy.
451
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,932
When you opened the Fusebox,
you said
452
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:48,935
that you were going to be
a friend to the neighborhood.
453
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,502
And now you want
to stick a knife
454
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,473
in this little old lady's back
and throw her under the bus.
455
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,775
Why would I do both?
456
00:17:56,843 --> 00:18:00,280
The question is, Calvin,
why would you do either?
457
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:09,055
So... this is not
a coincidence, is it?
458
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,291
Hey, what can I say, Pop?
459
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,960
Malcolm's gonna Malcolm.
(laughs)
460
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,263
Mimsy, you want a Topo-Chico?
461
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,831
No, she good.
462
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,535
Hey, Trey, are you excited?
463
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,971
It's your first time voting.
It's not my first time.
464
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,806
I voted for Fantasia.
465
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,210
Well, my bad.
466
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,578
Hey, Mama, how's it going?
467
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,146
Uh, sorry, baby.
468
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,582
Dragon Lady says
no chitchat.
469
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,218
You know what, Tina?
470
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:41,253
The line is inside the door,
we've hit all our benchmarks.
471
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:44,591
You may have 30 seconds
of small talk.
472
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,725
Thank you, Gemma.
That's so generous.
473
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,895
You're welcome. 26.
474
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,431
(grumbling)
475
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,232
Oh, hey, Dad.
You okay?
476
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,435
No. I got Malcolmed.
477
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,270
Ah.
478
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,906
Ah, yes. A verb meaning
"to shame someone
479
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:01,774
while sitting
on a high horse."
480
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,911
Well, it's pretty nice up here.
481
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:08,580
(chuckles)
482
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,184
Now I got to make a decision
between doing
483
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,584
the honorable thing
484
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,821
that will benefit a whole
community of people
485
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,155
or saving me enough money
486
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:19,291
to buy me a nice
little houseboat.
487
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,127
Yeah. Yeah, it's tricky.
488
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:23,996
But I guess it's obvious
which one you got to choose.
489
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,765
Yeah.
490
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,400
Which one
was you thinking about?
491
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,037
Here's your ballot, baby.
492
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,341
(clears throat)
Now I got to go vote
my conscience.
493
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,975
Been riding around
in that van all day.
494
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,211
All that little small talk.
I don't like small talk.
495
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,813
I don't like
a lot of small talk...
496
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,684
I spent $75 on snacks. $75.
497
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,618
(mouths)
498
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,288
Do the right thing,
but you know what?
499
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,690
I'm gonna do what's right, but
I ain't gonna be happy about it.
500
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,824
But I hope you happy, Mimsy.
501
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,125
(mouths)
502
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,862
Oh, shoot.
503
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,629
What?
504
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,833
I forgot my mnemonic device.
Your what?
505
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,402
My mnemonic device
to help me remember
506
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:03,836
what judges to vote for.
507
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,137
Oh, uh, uh,
508
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,639
CRINKLYCRANK.
509
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,109
Calvin, you know that's not it.
510
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,880
Ah, okay. Vote.
511
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,615
There. I did it.
512
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,216
Voted no.
513
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,718
(Malcolm laughs)
514
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,653
Well, don't you feel better,
Pop?
515
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,188
Malcolm, I just helped out
a bunch of people
516
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,591
that I don't even know.
517
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:25,824
Why would I feel better?
518
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,059
Uh...
519
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,028
Well, because, Calvin,
520
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:31,264
you have something
that money can't buy.
521
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,664
You have character,
and that's something
522
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,934
that no one can
take away from you.
523
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,404
Yeah, I guess
you're right, Dave.
524
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,071
You know, I voted
for your guy, too.
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Braswick.
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Braswick.
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BRGDLYBRAK!
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