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[Pounding]
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Good day, madam.
Is your husband home?
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Uh, I'm afraid he's not, sir.
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Oh. [Chuckles]
Good!
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Oh! [Laughing]
Herman!
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You're so cute.
You just give me vulture-bumps all over.
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L... I do have a certain built-in charm.
Lily, dear, was there any mail today?
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No, but the express company
delivered a box from the Old Country.
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Oh.
I had them put it in here.
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Oh, let's see who it's from.
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Eh, it's Uncle Gilbert!
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We'll-We'll have you out in a jiffy,
Uncle Gilbert.
You're just in time for dinner.
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No, no, Herman. It's not Uncle Gilbert.
It's from Uncle Gilbert.
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Oh, eh, sorry. A natural mistake.
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I don't know what's in it, but he sent a letter
asking us to keep it for him until he gets here.
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He's coming over on a visit
in two or three days.
Oh!
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Hey, Pop. I've been waiting
for you to get home.
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You can open the crate with
my genuine Transylvanian Boy Scout hatchet.
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Thank you, son.
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[Shrieks]
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Ah! Gold coins. Hundreds of them!
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[Eddie]
Yippee.!
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But Uncle Gilbert isn't a rich man.
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Where in the world would he get
thousands of dollars out of the blue?
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Well, Uncle Gilbert used to be a politician.
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Maybe Transylvania was declared
an unfriendly nation, and our government
automatically sent them foreign aid.
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[Chuckling]
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And here's your receipt,
Mrs. Munster.
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When we learned you had
such a big deposit, we were happy
to send along our armored car.
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I see it came to a hundred
and eighty thousand dollars.
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You know, those coins
are pure gold and very rare.
They appear to be Spanish doubloons.
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Well, you've been very helpful,
Mr. Benson.
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It would be a nuisance
to have all that loose change
kicking about the house.
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[Chuckles]
Yeah. Yes.
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Everything taken care of,
Aunt Lily?
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Oh. This very efficient young man
has been very, very helpful.
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Oh, I guess you two haven't met.
Mr. Benson, this is my niece, Marilyn.
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Uh, well... [Chuckles]
I'm very glad to meet you, Miss Alan.
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My first name is Benson,
but you can call me Marilyn.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
A hundred and eighty thousand pardons.
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What I mean to say is,
l... I sure am delighted to meet ya.
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Uh, well, bye.
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Oh. Good evening, Grandpa, Lily.
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Uh, sorry I had to work late,
dear, and eat downtown,
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but before I left the parlor,
I had to lay out some work
for tomorrow.
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That's all right, Herman,
but keep your voice down.
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Hm? Keep my voice down?
What are you doing sitting
here in the kitchen?
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Don't tell me Spot ate
the living room furniture again!
No, don't, no.
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We're sitting here because
Marilyn is sitting in the living room
with a young man.
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That new assistant manager
the bank sent over?
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He fell for her
like a ton of headstones.
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Plain, old, drab Marilyn?
Yes, Herman.
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It must be either love or astigmatism.
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Lily and I are trying to make sure
he doesn't get away.
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Pretty soon, I'm going to sneak out
and bolt the front door.
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I'm going out now and see
if they're sitting close together.
[Laughs]
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Lily.
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Grandpa. I do not believe we should
try to push Marilyn's romance along.
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We should let it take its own course.
But, Herman...
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Uh, Grandpa. If Marilyn's clock
of romance has begun to tick,
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it does not behoove us
to overwind her mainspring.
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And the minute I saw you this morning,
I wanted to know you better.
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Did you want something,
Aunt Lily?
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I hate to disturb you two,
but could I borrow that pillow?
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This one, Mrs. Munster?
Yes.
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I was making some chicken soup,
and I ran out of feathers.
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Hmm. These'll do nicely.
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Yeah. Sure.
Oh, Mr. Benson,
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uh, why don't you sit over here...
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on the sofa next to Marilyn?
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[Chuckles]
It's much more comfy.
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Yes. Uh, thank you.
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She makes chicken soup
with feathers?
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Doesn't everyone?
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How's everything going?
I borrowed the pillow out of his chair,
so he has to sit on the sofa next to Marilyn.
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Good!
Listen, you two.
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I am against promoting romance.
It will lead to no good.
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We don't want it to lead to any good.
We want it to lead to marriage.
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Grandpa. What are you...
What are you doing?
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I've got Eddie stashed away
in the dungeon. Ha-ha!
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It's part of my master plan.
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[Buzzing]
Come in, Eddie.
This is Grandpa. Over.
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Well, now, isn't this cozy?
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You know, Marilyn,
it's been a long time
since I've met a girl like you,
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especially one whose home is so...
[Gasps]
[Creaking]
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Hey, hey.!
Alan, what's the matter?
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Oh, there's something
coming up out of the floor,
and it's got fangs!
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Oh, that's just my little cousin, Eddie.
What is it, Eddie?
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Sorry to bother you two,
but one of the lightbulbs
went out down in the dungeon.
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Eh...
Thanks a lot.
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[Buzzing]
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Yes, Eddie?
Phase two completed.
Over and out.
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Good boy.
[Chuckling]
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Now they're sitting close together
with the lights down low.
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All we need is some soft music.
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Leave it to me.
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Shades ofTristan and Isolde,
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shoot me a love theme
straight from the shoulder.
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?? [Organ: "Let Me Call You Sweetheart'"]
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The organ, it's playing by itself!
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Yes, isn't it romantic?
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You hear that? It worked.
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Oh, Grandpa, you are a genius!
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Oh, I must admit that you...
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?? [Glissando, Upbeat Melody]
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What was that?
Something must have gone wrong.
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What? It's never done that before!
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Aunt Lily! Grandpa!
Help!
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Grandpa.!
Grandpa! Herman! Come on!
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Not me. You made your kettle of fish,
now sleep in it.
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So there!
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[Gasps]
Oh!
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Down! Down, boy! Sit!
Stay! Down, boy!
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Hold it, hold it.!
Down, down.!
Stop.!
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[Overlapping Shouts]
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- Alan! Alan!
- [Door Creaks, Shuts]
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Whoa!
Herman, come quick!
We need your help!
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Herman! Well, don't just stand there!
Do something!
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Allow me.
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?? [Slows, Stops]
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There.
[Chuckles]
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I hope it doesn't wriggle
till after sundown.
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You want a little more coffee?
No, no. That's okay.
I've stopped shaking now.
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What happened?
You told me this girl was such a doll.
Oh, Marilyn is.
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But that house and the aunt
and the grandfather.
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Boy, they're like something
out of Edgar Allan Poe.
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Well, I guess you'll be
scratching her off your list, huh?
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Gosh, no. I can't afford to,
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not since I saw that
solid gold deposit they made.
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Ben, that girl has really got what
it takes... a hundred and eighty
thousand dollars'worth.
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I wouldn't mind saying "I do"
to a balance like that, huh?
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You know something, Alan?
You're really a rat.
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Okay, okay. But you'll talk
nicer to me when I'm a rich rat.
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Herman, frankfurters, please.
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If you'll just wait, Grandpa,
they'll be there in a minute.
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Hey, how come Marilyn's not
eating with us again tonight?
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Because, Eddie, that nice young boy
from the bank called her...
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and asked her out on another date.
[Laughs]
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That's four dates this week,
and he's always so anxious
to be alone with her.
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When she comes to the door,
he won't even come into the house.
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He just rushes her into the car
and takes off!
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What kept you?
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You know, this is the first young man
that's really seemed interested in Marilyn.
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[Gasps]
Wouldn't it be wonderful
if he asked her to marry him?
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I'm all for it, all for it.
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I haven't been to a wedding
since I married my 140th wife.
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I hope Marilyn has as wonderful
a wedding as we had, Herman.
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It was so touching when
that mad scientist gave you away...
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and then presented me
with a copy of your blueprints.
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I know, dear.
I just hope wherever Marilyn is tonight,
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she's looking into a pair of eyes
as romantic as mine.
[Laughs]
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There.
Does that change your mind any?
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Gosh, Alan, I don't know.
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An elopement sounds romantic
and all that, but I hate to do things
behind my family's back.
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Now, wait a minute. You say they
love you and want you to be happy.
They'll get used to it.
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But I think you better talk
to my uncle about something
as important as marriage.
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He likes to do things
the old-fashioned way.
It's just the way he's put together.
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But that's just it.
What if he says no or tells us to wait?
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We might even lose each other forever.
You wouldn't want that to happen,
would you, doll?
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Well, Alan, l...
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Now, what were you saying?
Well,
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an elopement might not
be such a bad idea after all.
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Arrive New York Harbor, Friday.
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Will see you on weekend.
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Hope money is in safe place.
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Love and kisses, Uncle Gilbert.
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Thank you, Operator.
Ho-ho!
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Oh, Grandpa, isn't that exciting?
Yes.
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He'll be here for the weekend.
Oh-ho-ho! Good old Gilly!
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He always was a fun fellow.
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Now he'll get to meet
Marilyn's beau,
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and if there's a wedding in the family,
he can stay over for it.
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Yes, and if Marilyn gets to marry
that Mr. Benson, I won't mind
having a banker in the family.
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After all, a fella who works in a vault
can't be all bad.
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Well, maybe we're getting
our hopes too high.
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After all, Marilyn is plain,
and, well...
[Phone Ringing]
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I'll get it.
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?? [Humming]
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Yeah, hello. It's the Munster residence.
The Count speaking.
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You don't know me, sir,
but I'm a friend of Alan Benson's.
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I thought I should warn you about
something that's going to happen tonight.
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What? Elopement?
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Yes, sir, and I feel
it's my duty to tell you.
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He's marrying your niece for one reason...
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that money you have in our bank.
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Hello? Hello?
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Hello!
Grandpa!
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What-What's this
about an elopement?
[Groans]
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That fella's marrying Marilyn for her money.
And they're gonna elope tonight!
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Now let me get this straight.
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This fellow, Benson, is eloping
with our niece, Marilyn, tonight...
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in order to get that hundred and eighty
thousand dollars we put in the bank?
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- Yes, Herman, and Grandpa
and I have worked out a plan.
- I'm all ears.
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Well, first of all,
Marilyn is so infatuated with this boy,
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that if we told her the truth,
she wouldn't believe it, right?
Right.
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Now, the next step is to get
Marilyn out of the way tonight,
so she can't elope with him, right?
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Right.
And then we can confront this boy
with what we know. You follow me?
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Follow you?
If we were any closer, we'd be dancing.
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But how do we get
Marilyn out of the way?
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Grandpa has a magic spell that'll transport her
back to Transylvania for the night.
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And then, right after we get rid of
this Benson bum, I bring Marilyn back.
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[Chuckles]
I got this spell right out of my magic book.
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Herman, it's our only chance.
That mean Mr. Benson is going to be
here at midnight to elope with Marilyn.
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Come on. Let's go upstairs
and get this over with.
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Sure are a lot of mean people
in the world.
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Why can't life be the way it is
in Mary Poppins?
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Aah!
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[Groans]
Meanie!
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Marilyn... [Chuckles]
Come with me...
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and stay right over here.
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Eddie, over there, Lily, right here...
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and Herman,
I'd like to have you over here.
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Grandpa, what is this all about?
Marilyn, we'll explain later.
It's for your own good.
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Eh, Marilyn dear, be a good girl,
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and humor your poor,
old, decrepit grandfather.
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Thank you.
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Don't let time or space detain ya.
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Here you go to Transylvania.
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Grandpa!
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L-It worked!
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That was really neat!
[Chuckles]
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Grandpa, you really... Eh, Grandpa?
223
00:16:08,648 --> 00:16:12,243
Grandpa! Lily, where did Grandpa go?
224
00:16:12,318 --> 00:16:14,718
Eh, Lily? Lily? Lily!
225
00:16:14,787 --> 00:16:18,553
Eh, Eddie, where-where's Lily?
Eddie? Eddie?
226
00:16:18,624 --> 00:16:21,320
Where is everybody?
227
00:16:21,394 --> 00:16:25,057
Hmm. [Clicks Tongue]
Well, wouldn't you know?
228
00:16:25,131 --> 00:16:28,157
That old goofball "overspelled" himself!
229
00:16:28,234 --> 00:16:30,668
They've all been transported!
230
00:16:30,736 --> 00:16:32,931
[Phone Ringing]
231
00:16:33,005 --> 00:16:36,907
Every time there's a crisis,
some boob has to telephone.
232
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[Ringing Continues]
Huh!
233
00:16:49,121 --> 00:16:51,112
Hello?
234
00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:53,784
Oh, hello, Grandpa.
Where are you?
235
00:16:53,859 --> 00:16:57,818
Where am I?
I'm in the Happy Valley Motel in Kansas City.
236
00:16:57,897 --> 00:17:00,661
Oh, really?
Say, how is the weather there?
237
00:17:00,733 --> 00:17:05,864
Oh, it is clearing up a bit...
[Groans] Herman, the spell backfired.
238
00:17:05,938 --> 00:17:08,532
We're all here.
239
00:17:08,607 --> 00:17:11,906
I'll be darned.
When are you coming back?
240
00:17:11,977 --> 00:17:17,313
Look, Herman, all I've got
with me is the one-way spell.
You've gotta go down to the dungeon...
241
00:17:17,383 --> 00:17:22,013
and get the return-trip spell out of
my magic book and read it to me
over the phone.
242
00:17:22,088 --> 00:17:25,717
Gotcha. Uh, be right back.
243
00:17:47,546 --> 00:17:49,707
- Uh, Grandpa.
- Yes, Herman?
244
00:17:49,782 --> 00:17:55,345
- Um, what was it I was supposed to get?
- The return-trip spell out of my magic book.
245
00:17:55,421 --> 00:17:58,481
That's right. Uh, don't go away.
246
00:18:10,736 --> 00:18:14,729
- Eh, Grandpa, it's me.
- Herman, did you get the formula?
247
00:18:14,807 --> 00:18:20,040
No. It was dark down there,
and the book snapped at me again.
248
00:18:20,112 --> 00:18:24,481
Oh, brother!
Will someone please tell me
what's going on here?
249
00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:26,745
Yeah, Mom. What's up?
250
00:18:26,819 --> 00:18:29,515
Oh, Grandpa, give me that phone.
251
00:18:29,588 --> 00:18:32,819
Take Marilyn in the other room
and tell her what happened.
252
00:18:32,892 --> 00:18:35,884
Some sorcerer's apprentice he is.
253
00:18:35,961 --> 00:18:39,397
Well, come, my dear.
I'll break it to you gently.
254
00:18:39,465 --> 00:18:43,868
Now, first of all, that fella
you're in love with is a rat fink.
255
00:18:45,938 --> 00:18:48,907
- Herman, are you there?
- Yes, Lily.
256
00:18:48,974 --> 00:18:51,704
Now, listen, Herman.
It's almost midnight.
257
00:18:51,777 --> 00:18:56,111
That Alan Benson is going to show up
in 20 minutes to elope with Marilyn.
258
00:18:56,182 --> 00:19:01,142
When he does, you're just going to have
to be there waiting for him in her place.
259
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:05,054
Well, that's a good idea, dear,
but don't you think he'll notice the difference?
260
00:19:05,124 --> 00:19:09,220
Oh, Herman!
Herman, I don't want you to elope with him.
261
00:19:09,295 --> 00:19:11,456
I just want you to tell him off.
262
00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:14,829
I see, dear. Tell him off. Uh, right.
263
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:16,891
Be forceful. Right.
264
00:19:16,969 --> 00:19:19,665
Don't worry.
I'll give him a piece of my mind.
265
00:19:19,738 --> 00:19:23,799
When I have to be,
I can be a pretty terrifying individual.
266
00:19:36,188 --> 00:19:38,179
[Wind Gusting]
267
00:19:49,368 --> 00:19:53,395
Hmm. He'll be here in ten minutes.
[Clicks Tongue]
268
00:19:53,472 --> 00:19:58,307
I guess I'll just turn out the light,
so I don't have to look at this
horrible furniture of Marilyn's.
269
00:20:03,549 --> 00:20:06,746
Boy, when he comes through
that window and finds me sitting here,
270
00:20:06,819 --> 00:20:11,415
he's really gonna think he tangled with a tiger.
[Chuckles]
271
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:13,481
[Yawning]
272
00:20:16,662 --> 00:20:18,653
[Snoring]
273
00:20:59,638 --> 00:21:01,697
[Snoring Continues]
274
00:21:14,019 --> 00:21:16,817
[Whispering]
Marilyn!
275
00:21:16,889 --> 00:21:20,689
It's me, honey.
I've come to get ya!
276
00:21:23,462 --> 00:21:29,025
How could she sleep at a time like this?
The least she could do is knock it off
with the snoring.
277
00:21:32,171 --> 00:21:34,867
Come on, sweetheart. Wake up!
278
00:21:34,940 --> 00:21:37,704
It's your Prince Charming
who's come to take you away.
279
00:21:40,379 --> 00:21:43,780
Sweetie, darling. It's me, honey.
280
00:21:44,883 --> 00:21:47,545
That's strange.
She must wear mittens to bed.
281
00:21:50,456 --> 00:21:52,447
Darling, are you...
282
00:21:54,893 --> 00:21:57,418
Ohh! Ohh!
283
00:21:57,496 --> 00:22:00,897
Uh, young man, wait! Young man!
284
00:22:02,468 --> 00:22:04,527
Young man?
285
00:22:05,838 --> 00:22:08,432
Uh, young man!
286
00:22:12,645 --> 00:22:15,739
Young man? Young man.!
287
00:22:15,814 --> 00:22:18,374
Young man! L...
288
00:22:19,985 --> 00:22:24,854
Well, he certainly left in a hurry.
I didn't even have a chance to tell him off.
289
00:22:24,923 --> 00:22:29,553
Well, I guess everyone looks
kind of frightening when they first wake up.
290
00:22:33,399 --> 00:22:36,095
Well, Herman, I must say,
it's nice to be back home...
291
00:22:36,168 --> 00:22:41,606
after a certain party
forced us to take a plane
all the way back from Kansas City.
292
00:22:41,674 --> 00:22:44,370
I'm sorry, Lily.
But I at least saved you a full fare...
293
00:22:44,443 --> 00:22:47,139
by flying back under my own power!
294
00:22:47,212 --> 00:22:49,373
And I'm glad to be home too.
295
00:22:49,448 --> 00:22:53,111
The truth about Alan was an awful shock,
but I guess I'll get used to it.
296
00:22:53,185 --> 00:22:55,346
I'm sure you will, dear.
297
00:22:55,421 --> 00:22:58,982
And to think that the money that
that young man was after isn't ours at all.
298
00:22:59,058 --> 00:23:03,358
It belongs to Uncle Gilbert. Hmm!
Hey, Uncle Gilbert
oughta be here any minute.
299
00:23:03,429 --> 00:23:05,989
Huh?
His plane got into the airport
15 minutes ago.
300
00:23:06,065 --> 00:23:08,966
Oh!
Dear, I hope he doesn't have
a hard time getting a taxi.
301
00:23:09,034 --> 00:23:11,969
You know, sometimes...
[Pounding]
302
00:23:12,037 --> 00:23:14,471
I'll bet that's Uncle Gilbert!
303
00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:16,531
I'll get it!
304
00:23:20,546 --> 00:23:22,707
That's who it is!
Herman!
305
00:23:22,781 --> 00:23:25,045
Uncle Gilbert! Come right in!
How are you?
306
00:23:25,117 --> 00:23:28,553
Well, now, it certainly is good...
307
00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:32,818
to drop in on my favorite relatives!
308
00:23:32,891 --> 00:23:34,882
Oh, yes!
309
00:23:36,028 --> 00:23:38,189
Hello, Uncle Gilbert!
Hi, Uncle Gilbert!
310
00:23:38,263 --> 00:23:41,460
[Overlapping Chatter]
Come right in and sit down,
Uncle Gilbert!
311
00:23:41,533 --> 00:23:44,468
We haven't seen you
in such a long time.
Come right in and sit down.
312
00:23:44,536 --> 00:23:47,004
How are things going?
Swimmingly.
313
00:23:47,072 --> 00:23:51,736
Oh, but say, let me get out of these
dry things and into something wet.
314
00:23:51,810 --> 00:23:55,268
Well, sit down, Uncle Gilbert!
Yes!
315
00:23:57,449 --> 00:24:02,785
Well, Uncle Gilbert, before I forget it,
all that money you sent us is safe in the bank.
316
00:24:02,855 --> 00:24:05,221
Fine, fine.
317
00:24:05,290 --> 00:24:07,884
But, Uncle Gilbert? Uh, just one thing.
318
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:11,418
Uh, we were a little curious.
Where did you get all that gold?
319
00:24:11,497 --> 00:24:15,866
Yeah, Uncle Gilbert.
Where'd you get all those neat
Spanish doubloons and rare gold pieces?
320
00:24:15,934 --> 00:24:18,732
Oh, those! Oh, why, Eddie, my boy,
321
00:24:18,804 --> 00:24:20,999
that's loose change I picked up...
322
00:24:21,073 --> 00:24:25,134
in ships and treasure chests
lying around in my neighborhood.
323
00:24:25,210 --> 00:24:27,440
- No foolin'!
- Sure!
324
00:24:27,513 --> 00:24:30,812
That's one reason I wouldn't live
anyplace else in the world.
325
00:24:30,883 --> 00:24:34,114
Oh, there's a lot of advantages, my boy,
326
00:24:34,186 --> 00:24:37,485
to being the Creature
from the Black Lagoon.
327
00:24:37,556 --> 00:24:39,922
[Eddie]
Yeah!
[All Laughing]
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