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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:12,947 [Laszlo] Nandor has disappeared. 2 00:00:12,981 --> 00:00:14,716 Nandor? 3 00:00:14,749 --> 00:00:18,920 No one has seen or heard from him in weeks. Well, not since Gizmo fired him. 4 00:00:18,953 --> 00:00:20,320 [Nadja] Nandor? 5 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:23,090 [Laszlo] Gave him the old heave-ho from his janitor job. 6 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:25,927 The blade of the proverbial guillotine has dropped, 7 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:31,699 and the blood of Nandor's broken dreams has pooled at Gizmo's oddly-shaped feet. 8 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:37,170 [Colin] So, yeah, we've tried just about everything to find Nandor. Set traps... 9 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,506 Nandor? 10 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:40,842 ...checked the vents, hung posters. 11 00:00:42,010 --> 00:00:45,345 We have even yelled his name very loudly into the wind. 12 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,715 Nandor! 13 00:00:47,749 --> 00:00:49,116 -[neighbor] Shut the fuck up! -Piss off! 14 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:50,685 You shut the fuck up. 15 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,720 That broody little bitch is missing. 16 00:00:52,754 --> 00:00:54,154 The dude is gone. 17 00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:56,524 And we can't find the fucker anywhere. 18 00:00:56,558 --> 00:00:59,027 -[door opens] -[Nadja] Five dollars seems like a lot. 19 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,862 -[door closes] -Hey. 20 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:02,664 Ugh. I can't even look at you. Ugh. 21 00:01:02,697 --> 00:01:05,667 -Any update on Nandor? -Not since you fired him. 22 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:07,769 -[Nadja] From the job he loved. -[Laszlo] What a coincidence. 23 00:01:07,802 --> 00:01:11,005 You have a lot of guts coming in here, you little floating traitor. 24 00:01:11,039 --> 00:01:12,840 Floating away with your little bitch ways. 25 00:01:12,874 --> 00:01:15,577 -Hello. Yes? -[person] Nandor has been located. 26 00:01:16,044 --> 00:01:17,912 It's the Baron, and he knows where Nandor is. 27 00:01:17,946 --> 00:01:20,515 Don't tell him about the reward money. 28 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:23,818 I thought we might have a bite of lunch while we talk. 29 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:28,188 Let us see what we have here. Some punch, some jellied blood and, uh... 30 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:29,757 [Sire speaks foreign language] 31 00:01:29,791 --> 00:01:33,226 And, yes, the Sire prepared the finger foods. 32 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,063 My compliments to the chef. 33 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:39,534 [chuckles] Again, like I mentioned in my email, I don't eat blood, 34 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:41,435 so maybe just a crescent roll or... 35 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:42,904 -Sire? -[Sire grunts] 36 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:45,907 Would you play that tape of Nandor, please? 37 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:50,979 This was recorded by a vampire monitoring the Ether. 38 00:01:52,981 --> 00:01:57,250 [Nandor] Enemies abound. And only I can defeat them. 39 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:01,923 I used to think ghouls were just the spirits of the dead. 40 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:04,959 But now I know they walk among the living too. 41 00:02:04,993 --> 00:02:06,360 [Nadja] Oh, dear. 42 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:11,032 Up and down Wall Street, with their suits and their ties 43 00:02:11,065 --> 00:02:14,334 and their build-your-own-salad bowls. 44 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:21,208 I watched a snail crawl across the edge of one of those things you use to shave. 45 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:22,977 -What's it called? -Razor. 46 00:02:23,011 --> 00:02:24,912 -[vampire] Not a knife. -He's thinking razor. 47 00:02:24,946 --> 00:02:28,315 -[vampire] What are those things called? -Enough. 48 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:29,550 [vampire] A sharpie? No, that's not it-- 49 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:31,451 Well, yikes. [chuckles] 50 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,253 Indeed. 51 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:36,591 Ugh. He used to be one of the most promising vampires in this New World. 52 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:38,026 Well, I wouldn't go that far. 53 00:02:38,059 --> 00:02:41,729 But now... [grunts] ...he is unrecognizable. Dangerous. 54 00:02:41,763 --> 00:02:43,263 Dangerous, you say? 55 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:47,401 Yes. We are hearing reports of increasingly erratic behavior. 56 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:50,738 -[Nadja] Mmm. -Nandor is drawing attention. 57 00:02:50,772 --> 00:02:53,041 Too much attention. 58 00:02:53,074 --> 00:02:58,146 -And attention puts all vampires at risk. -[Colin] Understood. 59 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:01,049 He must be stopped. 60 00:03:01,082 --> 00:03:03,084 [Guillermo] So, Nandor's here? 61 00:03:03,117 --> 00:03:06,386 Yes, we traced Nandor's dispatches to that location. 62 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,422 Go to New Hampshire. 63 00:03:08,455 --> 00:03:10,925 Retrieve Nandor 64 00:03:11,926 --> 00:03:13,360 and with haste. 65 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:19,466 ♪ Don't sing if you Want to live long ♪ 66 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:22,170 ♪ They have No use for your song ♪ 67 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:25,039 ♪ You're dead, You're dead, you're dead ♪ 68 00:03:25,073 --> 00:03:28,543 ♪ You're dead and Out of this world ♪ 69 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:31,478 ♪ You'll never get A second chance ♪ 70 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:34,214 ♪ Plan all your Moves in advance ♪ 71 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:40,855 ♪ Stay dead, stay dead Stay dead, stay dead And out of this world ♪ 72 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:45,960 ♪ Shadow's lost, baby ♪ 73 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:48,796 ♪ You're dead ♪ 74 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:51,498 [Guillermo] Okay, so we made it to New Hampshire. 75 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:57,437 The dossier said that Nandor is hiding here at the Hancock and Sons Factory. 76 00:03:57,471 --> 00:04:00,708 I mean, it was the factory until you and your Cannon Capital cronies 77 00:04:00,742 --> 00:04:02,577 stripped it down for parts. 78 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:05,479 Actually, a leveraged buyout is a pretty neat way for a failing business 79 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:06,848 to reinvent itself for the future-- 80 00:04:06,881 --> 00:04:08,549 -[Nadja] Shut up, Guillermo. -[Laszlo] Shut up, Gizmo. 81 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:10,551 -Okay. -[car beeps] 82 00:04:11,886 --> 00:04:13,386 [Nadja] What the hell happened here? 83 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,822 [Laszlo] Stay close, my darling. 84 00:04:14,856 --> 00:04:17,759 [Colin] Hey, look, what if the H, A and N were missing? 85 00:04:17,792 --> 00:04:19,627 -Get it? Cock and Sons. -[Laszlo] No. 86 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,062 [Colin laughs] 87 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:25,166 [Nadja] Oh. [sniffs] Smells like slow death in here. 88 00:04:25,199 --> 00:04:27,201 -[Colin] Malaria. -[Laszlo] Nightmares. 89 00:04:27,235 --> 00:04:28,903 [Guillermo] Little dusty. 90 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:31,873 -[Nadja] My, my, my, my... -[Guillermo] Nan-man, are-are you here? 91 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:33,574 Nan-man? 92 00:04:33,608 --> 00:04:39,213 [Nandor] There is no "Nan-man" here. 93 00:04:39,247 --> 00:04:40,848 [metal chain rattling] 94 00:04:41,983 --> 00:04:44,986 There is only Nandor the Relentless. 95 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:48,055 Warrior. 96 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:52,392 Leader. 97 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:56,130 So, Na-Nandor, have you been here the whole time since you were, um-- 98 00:04:56,164 --> 00:04:57,098 Fired? 99 00:04:58,099 --> 00:05:00,735 Yes, I have. 100 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:02,637 [electricity crackles] 101 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:05,305 [Guillermo] And, uh, why? 102 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:09,442 Vampire-only explanations. That means not you, Guillermo. 103 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:10,678 [Guillermo] Okay. 104 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:14,414 When one is burned, 105 00:05:15,850 --> 00:05:19,787 one feels most at home amongst the ashes, 106 00:05:19,821 --> 00:05:26,527 which is why I came here to the husk of the Hancock and Sons factory 107 00:05:26,561 --> 00:05:32,567 amongst others that had been discarded by Cannon Capital Strategies. 108 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,635 But what I found... 109 00:05:34,669 --> 00:05:36,904 oh, what I found... 110 00:05:36,938 --> 00:05:39,574 A bunch of preppy crap? 111 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:41,976 -"Preppy essentials." -Hmm. 112 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,512 And no. I found soldiers. 113 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:49,884 Many of the humans left when the jobs did. 114 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:55,756 Those that remained, they needed... they craved a leader. 115 00:05:55,790 --> 00:06:00,828 A warrior. A commander. And they became my army. 116 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:05,299 And, uh, where is this army? 117 00:06:05,967 --> 00:06:09,503 -In the field. Awaiting our next strike. -[Nadja] Huh. 118 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:13,406 Which reminds me, I have a war council meeting now. 119 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,610 You may walk with me, if you must. 120 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:18,779 Oh. Mind the shirt pins. They're fucking everywhere. 121 00:06:19,347 --> 00:06:24,585 So, Nandor, this army you have raised. What is the, uh, end game? 122 00:06:24,619 --> 00:06:28,122 To conquer. To take the battle, town by town, 123 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:31,959 from here to the very steps of Cannon Capital itself. 124 00:06:31,993 --> 00:06:35,196 Right. But, um, why? 125 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:38,532 So that Cannon Capital will rue the day 126 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:42,837 they cast out their greatest warrior. 127 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:44,872 Ah! We are here. 128 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,308 Good evening, comrades. 129 00:06:47,341 --> 00:06:50,378 -[Laszlo] Fuck my old boots. -[Colin] Good gravy. 130 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:55,549 -Uh. So this is your war council? -[Nandor] Yes. 131 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,885 -[Laszlo] And who are these chaps? -[Nandor] My reserves. 132 00:06:57,919 --> 00:07:01,555 -[Colin] And what about them? -[Nandor] My concubines. 133 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:03,357 -[Laszlo] Shit. -[Nadja] Huh. 134 00:07:03,391 --> 00:07:06,060 [Nandor] Now, look, I really need to get on with my strategy session, 135 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,561 unless you have any more questions? 136 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:08,629 -[Guillermo] I do. -No. 137 00:07:09,764 --> 00:07:10,831 Are you okay? 138 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:12,867 What is he still doing here? 139 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:16,070 -Well, I drove... -You are the enemy. 140 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:21,474 An errand boy sent by greengrocers to spy on me. 141 00:07:22,376 --> 00:07:24,779 -Leave. -I'm not the enemy. Tell him. 142 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:26,314 -See ya later. -[Laszlo] Bugger off. 143 00:07:27,248 --> 00:07:29,283 Okay. I will be out here. 144 00:07:29,317 --> 00:07:32,420 [Laszlo] Well, it looks like you've had quite the exciting time here, Nandor. 145 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,255 No one can deny that. 146 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:37,625 But what say we go home now before you freak the fuck out of anyone else? 147 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:38,893 This is my home. 148 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,028 The battlefield. 149 00:07:41,696 --> 00:07:43,264 -Okay. -[Nadja] Hmm. 150 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:46,901 What is that, Major Briggs? A maneuver from the east? 151 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:48,836 Perhaps... 152 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,476 I think it's safe to assume he's gone absolutely mad. 153 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:58,913 Yeah, I don't like using this word, but he is crazy. 154 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:02,249 Oy! No. You do not get to use that word, you tweed demon. 155 00:08:02,283 --> 00:08:04,151 He's like this because of you. 156 00:08:04,185 --> 00:08:08,089 -But, yes, he is absolutely crazy. -Yeah. 157 00:08:08,122 --> 00:08:10,057 Well, we can't just leave him here like this. 158 00:08:10,091 --> 00:08:11,325 Unless... 159 00:08:12,193 --> 00:08:13,327 Can we? 160 00:08:13,928 --> 00:08:15,162 [Nandor groans] 161 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:17,932 No, we cannot. He's a danger to himself. 162 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,734 How about we sit him down and say, 163 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:23,804 "Hey, you're nuts. Stop it. Stop being nuts." 164 00:08:23,838 --> 00:08:25,940 I see someone is well-versed in psychology. 165 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:28,876 Well, let's just grab him by the neck and yank him out of this hell box. 166 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:33,748 We can't. To extract Nandor by force would be like waking a sleepwalker. 167 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:36,183 -So, what, then? -[Laszlo] There is only one solution. 168 00:08:36,217 --> 00:08:39,887 We role-play the scenario that Nandor has concocted in his mind. 169 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:43,958 In time, our presence will shine a light on the holes in his fantasy, 170 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:46,427 and he can follow that light back to reality. 171 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:49,630 So Shutter Island rules, so to speak. 172 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:52,199 -[Laszlo murmurs] -[Nandor sobs] 173 00:08:53,167 --> 00:08:54,969 [Nandor] "We are the hollow men." 174 00:08:55,436 --> 00:08:57,238 Uh. It's worth a shot. 175 00:08:57,271 --> 00:08:58,339 All right. 176 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:00,274 [sighs] Okay. I'm in. 177 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:01,208 Excellent. 178 00:09:01,242 --> 00:09:02,576 -Fuck off. -What? 179 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,178 [Laszlo] You need to go now. 180 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,679 -[Guillermo] Why? -'Cause he believes you are the enemy. 181 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:06,881 -I'm not the enemy. -What're you still doing here? 182 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,115 -[Colin] Bye, bitch. -Okay. 183 00:09:08,149 --> 00:09:09,283 Bye-bye, bitch. 184 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:10,584 Keep walking, bitch. 185 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:11,685 Stop calling me bitch. 186 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:12,686 [Nadja] Sorry, bitch. 187 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,088 -[clock chimes] -[Nadja] Nandor? 188 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:15,623 [Nandor] Bit busy. 189 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:18,259 Your army, we'd like to enlist. 190 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:20,761 -[Nandor] Sir. -[Laszlo] What? 191 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,697 If you wish to be in my army, 192 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:26,667 then you will all address me as "sir." 193 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,369 -Okay, I'm out. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 194 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,505 [Laszlo, Colin, Nadja] Yes, sir. 195 00:09:30,539 --> 00:09:35,009 Good. So, basic training begins now. 196 00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:37,912 [Nandor] Cannon Capital nemeedooni. 197 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:40,047 [Laszlo, Colin, Nadja] Cannon Capital nemeedooni. 198 00:09:40,081 --> 00:09:42,016 [Nandor speaking Al Quolanudarian] 199 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:43,717 -[Nandor] You are clay. -[Laszlo] No. 200 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:47,154 -[Colin grunts] -Soft, weak, goopy. 201 00:09:47,188 --> 00:09:50,224 -But I am here to mold you... -[Colin] Yes, sir! 202 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,760 -...to make you strong, to shape you. -[Colin] Whoo. 203 00:09:53,294 --> 00:09:55,396 [Nandor] Cannon Capital chalqoozeh. 204 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,566 [Laszlo, Colin, Nadja] Cannon Capital chalqoozeh. 205 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,633 [Laszlo] I joined the Royal Navy a few years ago, 206 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:02,036 for the sea, the sun and mainly the sex. 207 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:04,638 But what I'm finding here is just a lot of marching... 208 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,640 -[Nandor] That's it. -[Laszlo] ...push-ups for no reason... 209 00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:09,076 30,001, 30,002. 210 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:12,146 [Laszlo] ...and no one's offered me anything that looks like a medal. 211 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,682 What the fuck? Shave your own head. 212 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:19,887 Okay. On your marks. Get set. Crawl, worms. 213 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,422 That's it. 214 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:24,024 I did not realize being in Nandor's fake army would involve 215 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:26,127 so much of doing what Nandor says. 216 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,962 [Nandor] You call that crawling? 217 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:31,031 He's very lucky that I have that rule about not killing the demented. 218 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:33,267 -[grunting] -[♪ "Fortunate Son" playing] 219 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:39,273 Sure, Nandor's military delusions are a strange little brew. 220 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:43,177 A dash of memories from his time in Al Quolanudar 221 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:46,881 and a sprinkle of war movies he's seen over the years. 222 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:49,483 But heck if I don't wanna take another sip. 223 00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:54,488 [Nandor] Well, maggots. 224 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:58,292 You have trained and trained well. 225 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,161 Especially you, Colin Robinson. 226 00:11:00,629 --> 00:11:02,129 You are very violent. 227 00:11:02,163 --> 00:11:03,297 Oorah, sir! 228 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,000 Alexa, please pause the music. 229 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,569 -[Alexa] Okay. -[Nandor] Thank you. 230 00:11:07,602 --> 00:11:10,437 Alexa is my director of internal comms. 231 00:11:10,471 --> 00:11:14,375 Okay. So, on to your assignments. 232 00:11:14,408 --> 00:11:16,410 -Laszlo Cravensworth. -Yeah. 233 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,647 -Intelligence. -Obviously. 234 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:21,115 -[Nandor] Nadja of Antipaxos. -[Nadja] Hmm. 235 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,518 -Signal corps. -What is that? 236 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,920 Never mind. Who gives a shit. [sighs] 237 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,454 Colin Robinson. 238 00:11:27,488 --> 00:11:30,391 -Come on, logistics. Come on, logistics. -Logistics. 239 00:11:30,424 --> 00:11:31,792 Yes! Yes. 240 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:35,496 Now, listen up. Tonight is a proud night. 241 00:11:35,530 --> 00:11:40,000 Together we will take back the honor, the power, 242 00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:45,339 the respect that Cannon Capital have so cruelly tried to take away. 243 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,841 [Nadja] Okay. So this is a pit of shit. 244 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,645 Can we not just make Nandor think that this stupid imaginary battle 245 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:52,012 has happened already? 246 00:11:52,046 --> 00:11:54,516 -And how do we do that? -[Colin] I know. Shoot me. 247 00:11:54,549 --> 00:11:56,750 It's not a real gun, Colin Robinson. 248 00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:59,119 It's a decorative firearm from the outdoorsman section. 249 00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:02,022 All right, then. Whack me with it. Hard. 250 00:12:02,056 --> 00:12:03,090 All right. 251 00:12:03,558 --> 00:12:04,659 [Colin chuckling] Oh. 252 00:12:04,693 --> 00:12:05,993 -Again. Harder though. -[Laszlo] Really? 253 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,061 [Colin] Yes. 254 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,697 [Colin chuckling] Oh. [groans] 255 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,831 How is this going to help with the Nandor thing? 256 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,032 What Nandor thing? 257 00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:13,834 Hold on. I think I've got it. 258 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:16,671 I've thought of a way that Nandor will think that the war is won. 259 00:12:16,705 --> 00:12:18,673 A ruse de guerre 260 00:12:18,707 --> 00:12:21,643 that will make the Trojan Horse look like a witless child's papier-mâché. 261 00:12:21,676 --> 00:12:23,410 Fuck, I'm good. 262 00:12:23,444 --> 00:12:26,514 Now all I need is the adequate supplies from this shit-forsaken town. 263 00:12:26,548 --> 00:12:31,085 Wait. You guys can leave, but I don't want Nandor to think I'm a deserter. 264 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,587 I ain't no deserter. 265 00:12:39,728 --> 00:12:42,296 [Nandor] You live a thousand years, 266 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:45,432 and you think you know what betrayal is, 267 00:12:45,466 --> 00:12:47,569 what horror is. 268 00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:48,936 [Colin] Awaiting further orders, sir. 269 00:12:49,571 --> 00:12:51,438 But then in a single instant, 270 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,908 you find out you haven't the slightest idea 271 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:57,144 what man is truly capable of. 272 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,614 [radio host] Oh, man. That sounds rough out there, Nandor. 273 00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:03,050 Listen, I've gotta move on to the next caller, but did you wanna request a song? 274 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:08,590 Yes, I would like to request "Scarborough Fair" by Simon & Garfunkel. 275 00:13:08,623 --> 00:13:10,891 [Colin] No. Let's limit the public broadcast. 276 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,826 The brass back home are getting a little squirrelly. 277 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:15,296 But to whom am I supposed to orate? 278 00:13:15,329 --> 00:13:16,930 Well, me, you big lummox. 279 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,899 [chuckles] All right. 280 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:22,803 Now, you were saying something about the horror. 281 00:13:23,738 --> 00:13:25,172 You know what, my darling? 282 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:28,042 It feels like an eternity since we've had some time alone. 283 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:31,945 Oh. It does. It does. So what is the plan, my dark lover? 284 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,783 Well, you'll see. You'll see. 285 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:36,984 I'll see? 286 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,586 Yes. What's the problem, my darling? 287 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:42,456 I'm hearing a lot of this "you'll see" these days. 288 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:46,293 I'm hearing "you'll see" about the plan to fix Nandor's melted brain. 289 00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:49,664 I'm hearing "you'll see" about the sex doll monster thing 290 00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,533 that you're creating in the basement. 291 00:13:51,566 --> 00:13:54,935 Well, the sex doll monster thing-- not a sex doll-- is part of the grand plan. 292 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,870 Which is? 293 00:13:56,904 --> 00:14:00,474 Complex scientific experiments that I don't think you'll understand. 294 00:14:00,508 --> 00:14:02,744 Oh, so you're calling me stupid. 295 00:14:02,777 --> 00:14:05,112 Well, of course not. That's a stupid thing to say. 296 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,447 [Nadja mumbles] 297 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,082 -No. Whoa, whoa. No. -Piss off. 298 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,751 Nadja, what I meant to say was something 299 00:14:09,784 --> 00:14:11,952 with the identical sentiment that wouldn't piss you off. 300 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,722 -[Nadja] Well, it did! -Shit. 301 00:14:15,089 --> 00:14:18,660 In my empire, Colin Robinson, we will be free. 302 00:14:20,461 --> 00:14:21,663 Free from liars, 303 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:26,333 from the cowards who say you are not a good culture fit. 304 00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:28,869 Yeah, I dig that, sir. I hear that. 305 00:14:29,470 --> 00:14:30,505 [Guillermo] Hey. 306 00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:34,308 I thought I said this person was not welcome here. 307 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,410 You sure did, sir. 308 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,946 Yeah, I know, but if I keep charging my phone in the car, it'll kill the battery, 309 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,515 so I'm just looking for an outlet. 310 00:14:40,548 --> 00:14:42,717 Don't mean to disrupt your whole "war thing." 311 00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:47,254 War thing? This is a war. No winky fingers. 312 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,422 Okay, enough. 313 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,727 Private Robinson, would you give us a moment? 314 00:14:53,828 --> 00:14:54,863 You got it. 315 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:58,700 -Traitor. -What did you say to me? 316 00:14:58,733 --> 00:15:01,636 I'm sorry. I'm done playing along with this fantasy. 317 00:15:01,669 --> 00:15:04,506 I'm not the enemy, and you know that. 318 00:15:04,539 --> 00:15:05,973 You're just pissed. 319 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,275 You're pissed that I'm killing it at Cannon. 320 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:13,581 You're pissed that... that you weren't a good culture fit. 321 00:15:13,615 --> 00:15:14,915 [groans] 322 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:20,354 Lieutenant Alexa, tell this piece of shit to leave. 323 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:23,357 [Alexa] Now playing "Leave (Get Out)" by JoJo. 324 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,992 ["Leave (Get Out)" playing] 325 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,927 Wait for the chorus. 326 00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:33,500 Well, I'm not the only one kept in the dark 327 00:15:33,535 --> 00:15:35,837 by their lover's extracurricular activities. 328 00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:37,906 So you admit you keep me in the dark. 329 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,707 Well, no more than you keep me in the dark. 330 00:15:39,741 --> 00:15:42,844 I haven't got a fucking clue what you get up to at Cannon Capital. 331 00:15:42,877 --> 00:15:44,646 Laszlo, there is nothing to tell. 332 00:15:44,679 --> 00:15:47,649 It is a job. You show up, you pretend to do shit, and then you go home. 333 00:15:47,682 --> 00:15:50,217 Why the fuck would you wanna do that? 334 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,287 Because it is better than sitting at home and twiddling with my tits 335 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,423 while you are downstairs locked up in the basement with your meat parts! 336 00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:57,958 All right, all right. All right, my darling. 337 00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:00,862 I think I know what's going on here. Give me your hand. 338 00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:03,531 I need to apologize. 339 00:16:03,565 --> 00:16:04,899 I'm listening. 340 00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:07,769 Clearly, the reason for you being so overemotional 341 00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:11,405 is because it is your time of the month. 342 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:14,141 [Nadja speaks foreign language, screams] 343 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,910 The dead do not menstruate! 344 00:16:15,944 --> 00:16:17,579 [Laszlo] Fuck me. 345 00:16:17,612 --> 00:16:19,379 Bloody hell, darling. 346 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:20,447 Oops. 347 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,585 ♪ Get out right now ♪ 348 00:16:23,618 --> 00:16:26,253 ♪ It's the end of you and me ♪ 349 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,590 [Guillermo] I can't believe you're blowing this one little setback 350 00:16:28,623 --> 00:16:30,558 -so out of proportion. -I was humiliated! 351 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,761 Do you even know what loyalty is, Guillermo? 352 00:16:33,795 --> 00:16:35,262 [Guillermo] Do I know what loyalty is? 353 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:38,332 Uh. Yeah, I was blindly loyal to you for 15 years. 354 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:39,868 Until you got rid of me. 355 00:16:40,535 --> 00:16:41,636 I never got rid of you. 356 00:16:42,236 --> 00:16:44,037 I protected you 357 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:47,074 even through all the fuckups, and the time you forgot to buy glitter, 358 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:50,545 and the, "I wanna be a vampire. No, actually, I don't want to be a vampire." 359 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,213 The time you nearly killed the Baron twice! 360 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,349 Through all that shit, 361 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,017 I was loyal. 362 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,453 I may have done a lot of things, Guillermo, 363 00:16:59,988 --> 00:17:02,824 but I never got rid of you. 364 00:17:02,857 --> 00:17:05,392 Do you think I felt good firing you? I didn't wanna fire you. 365 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,896 But that's how things are in the real world, the human world. 366 00:17:07,929 --> 00:17:09,564 I had to do it. 367 00:17:09,597 --> 00:17:12,366 I used to be a human before I was a vampire, in case you forgot. 368 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:16,671 I never betrayed my friends, my comrades in arms. Never. 369 00:17:16,704 --> 00:17:19,373 Maybe some of the wives, but you know, it was a different time. 370 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:25,412 I'm sorry. I didn't... I didn't know that the janitor job was so important to you. 371 00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:29,884 Well, it was. It was my purpose. 372 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:34,856 My purpose used to be raising you to become a great vampire. 373 00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:40,895 Until you pussed out and found a new master in Jordan. 374 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,997 -Jordan is not my master... -[phone buzzes] 375 00:17:43,031 --> 00:17:45,399 ...and he doesn't own me. And I'm not there at his-- 376 00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:48,803 -Hi, Jordan. Yeah, I can talk. -[sighs] 377 00:17:48,836 --> 00:17:50,505 No, I'm not busy. 378 00:17:50,538 --> 00:17:53,041 -Uh. That should be in your inbox. -[Nandor sighs] 379 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:56,376 I could actually bump it. [chuckles] The bump master. 380 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,713 -[Nandor grunts] -Yeah. 381 00:18:05,053 --> 00:18:07,956 -Fireworks. -What? 382 00:18:07,989 --> 00:18:11,258 You were angry at me for not telling you what we're out here looking for. 383 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,292 It's fireworks. 384 00:18:13,061 --> 00:18:14,529 And I didn't tell you because, again, 385 00:18:14,562 --> 00:18:17,832 I wanted to be the hero that swoops down and saves the day. 386 00:18:17,865 --> 00:18:23,905 [sighs] Laszlo, I do not need you to always be the hero. 387 00:18:23,938 --> 00:18:25,372 [sighs] 388 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:29,276 My darling, you are the funniest, most clever, sweetest 389 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,746 and most beautiful woman in the world. 390 00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:34,214 Not just Staten Island, the world. 391 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:38,920 And I'm not even mentioning the ten out of ten pussy. You deserve the best. 392 00:18:38,953 --> 00:18:41,154 That is so sweet. [sniffles] 393 00:18:42,624 --> 00:18:44,892 Hmm. [kisses, mumbles] 394 00:18:44,926 --> 00:18:45,960 [speaks foreign language] 395 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,631 -Laszlo. -Yeah? 396 00:18:50,565 --> 00:18:52,900 I think I may have found your fireworks. 397 00:18:52,934 --> 00:18:53,968 Really? Where? 398 00:18:54,535 --> 00:18:57,538 There, in this shop just here across the street 399 00:18:57,572 --> 00:18:59,272 with the rows and rows of fireworks in the window 400 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:02,110 and the sign that says, "Fireworks, fireworks." 401 00:19:02,577 --> 00:19:04,311 Well, that's perfect. 402 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,847 How did I miss that, my darling? 403 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,782 -[Nadja] I don't know. -[Laszlo chuckles] Right. 404 00:19:07,815 --> 00:19:11,819 You just let your husband take care of this. Stand back. 405 00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:18,425 No wonder no one buys newspapers anymore. 406 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,894 -Toss it again. -[Laszlo] Okay. 407 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,997 [screams] Open! 408 00:19:23,765 --> 00:19:24,799 [car alarm sounds] 409 00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:26,299 -Shall we? -Yes. 410 00:19:28,102 --> 00:19:29,436 [Guillermo] Uh-huh. 411 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:33,440 Okay. Well, I'll just cc Lisa. You got it. Bye. 412 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:37,011 I, too, was once cc'd. 413 00:19:37,779 --> 00:19:41,783 [Guillermo] You know, I do know what it feels like to lose your purpose. 414 00:19:41,816 --> 00:19:46,921 I used to wanna be a vampire so bad 415 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,424 it guided every choice I made. 416 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:54,896 I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm happy I'm a human again, but it was hard. 417 00:19:55,530 --> 00:20:00,702 It was hard waking up every day with that not being the goal, to be a vampire. 418 00:20:00,735 --> 00:20:04,471 Well, I am already a vampire, so that only sort of applies. 419 00:20:04,505 --> 00:20:09,409 Right. Well, the point is, I think I found a new purpose. 420 00:20:09,443 --> 00:20:11,679 You will too, somewhere. 421 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:15,183 But maybe right now our purposes 422 00:20:16,718 --> 00:20:20,521 are taking us in different directions, 423 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:22,557 and that's okay. 424 00:20:23,457 --> 00:20:25,993 Perhaps you are right, Guillermo. 425 00:20:26,027 --> 00:20:30,998 I am a warrior, but maybe this is not my fight. 426 00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:34,468 [Colin] You don't just talk to Nandor, man. 427 00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:36,204 You know, you listen, you dig. 428 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,005 -I'm a little man. Just a little man. -Yes, I know you are. 429 00:20:38,039 --> 00:20:41,441 -But he's a great man. -Nandor, we have news from the front line. 430 00:20:41,475 --> 00:20:46,914 [clears throat] Guess what? Your troops have executed your battle plan perfectly. 431 00:20:46,948 --> 00:20:51,219 The enemy have been lured into a trap. There are casualties. We expect more. 432 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:54,354 You know, we can all stand down, because he's decided to come home. 433 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,623 -[Colin] What? -[Laszlo] What? 434 00:20:55,656 --> 00:20:57,525 -He what? -[Nadja] What is the fucking point? 435 00:20:57,558 --> 00:21:02,262 Yes, I, um... After careful consideration, I've come to the realization 436 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:05,566 that perhaps I was looking for battles where none need exist. 437 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,035 -You don't say? -[Nandor] I think it's best for everyone 438 00:21:08,069 --> 00:21:09,570 if I just come home. 439 00:21:09,604 --> 00:21:12,840 Plus, you know, I miss my coffin. I miss my favorite sword. 440 00:21:12,874 --> 00:21:14,242 -There's nothing like... -[fireworks cracking] 441 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,177 Oh. What the fuck is that? 442 00:21:16,210 --> 00:21:19,580 -Oh. No, it's not. -It's an attack. We're under attack. 443 00:21:19,614 --> 00:21:23,184 [Colin] Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes! 444 00:21:23,217 --> 00:21:24,952 -[Laszlo] Nandor. -[Nadja] Laszlo, we were done with this. 445 00:21:24,986 --> 00:21:27,354 -[Guillermo] Fuck. -[Nadja] Wait. Nandor, wait. 446 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:28,856 Wait, Nandor. 447 00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:31,259 -Lay low. They may try to flank us. -[Colin] Hit the deck! 448 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,261 No, Nandor, it's a bloody ruse. 449 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:35,229 [Laszlo] It's not real, you idiot. 450 00:21:35,263 --> 00:21:37,732 [Colin] Make it stop. I can't take it. 451 00:21:37,765 --> 00:21:40,067 Somebody help me frag myself. 452 00:21:40,101 --> 00:21:42,170 [Laszlo] Get a hold of yourself, man. 453 00:21:43,271 --> 00:21:47,708 The fighting seems to be situated by the Shipley Dollar Barn on Piedmont Street. 454 00:21:47,742 --> 00:21:50,745 It's no good, my darling. He's still too bloody crackers. 455 00:21:50,778 --> 00:21:53,881 Well, isn't it a good thing then that I have a plan B? 456 00:21:53,915 --> 00:21:55,550 [Laszlo] Ah. Silver chains. 457 00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:58,920 -Get out of that. Stand back. -Hey! Release me. Mutiny! 458 00:21:58,953 --> 00:22:01,022 [Nadja] Get in there. You brought it on yourself, Nandor. 459 00:22:01,055 --> 00:22:01,956 [Nandor grunts] 460 00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:03,024 [Laszlo] Nice work, my darling. 461 00:22:03,591 --> 00:22:04,625 Shotgun. 462 00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:08,029 [sighs] 463 00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:12,133 -[Colin snoring] -[Nandor] Okay, guys, I forgive you. 464 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:16,369 It was the heat of battle, and you panicked and you made a mutiny. 465 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,972 -[Nadja] Shush. -[Nandor] Untie me. 466 00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:20,107 -[Laszlo] It's the coppers. -[Nadja] It is. Shit. 467 00:22:20,141 --> 00:22:22,009 -[Guillermo] Great. -Floor it. 468 00:22:22,043 --> 00:22:23,744 No. I don't wanna make a bad situation worse. 469 00:22:23,778 --> 00:22:25,580 What's your problem? Put your foot down, you prick. 470 00:22:25,613 --> 00:22:26,681 Okay, I'm just gonna pull over. 471 00:22:26,714 --> 00:22:28,415 -Useless. -I wasn't even speeding. 472 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,951 Just everyone be cool, and I'll do all the talking. 473 00:22:29,984 --> 00:22:33,654 Gizmo, there's a fucking vampire hog-tied in the trunk. 474 00:22:33,688 --> 00:22:35,323 -[officer] Hello. -Oh, yeah. 475 00:22:36,123 --> 00:22:37,658 Hello, Mr. Officer. 476 00:22:37,692 --> 00:22:39,492 What seems to be the problem, 477 00:22:39,527 --> 00:22:44,632 apart from the fact that my large wet bosom won't stop sloshing around? 478 00:22:44,665 --> 00:22:47,500 You, uh, got a left taillight out there, son. 479 00:22:47,535 --> 00:22:50,004 Yeah, I've been meaning to get that fixed. Sorry about that, Officer. 480 00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:51,539 It's all right. I'll take care of this. 481 00:22:51,572 --> 00:22:53,274 I say, Officer, 482 00:22:53,307 --> 00:22:56,978 you know, you remind me of a cross between a young Paul Newman 483 00:22:57,011 --> 00:22:59,046 and a man I'm about to fuck. 484 00:22:59,881 --> 00:23:02,083 -Get out of the car. All of you. -Yeah. Absolutely. 485 00:23:02,116 --> 00:23:03,517 -Hands are going over... -Colin, you need to wake up. 486 00:23:03,551 --> 00:23:04,852 -[Colin] ...my head. -We gotta get out. 487 00:23:04,886 --> 00:23:06,621 What are you doing? 488 00:23:06,654 --> 00:23:11,692 We are regular human travelers. There is nothing out of the ordinary here. 489 00:23:11,726 --> 00:23:15,029 So you have nothing to be concerned about. 490 00:23:15,062 --> 00:23:16,364 -[crowd clamoring] -What the... 491 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:18,366 [Laszlo] Whoa. What the fuck is that? 492 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:20,635 -[Colin] Who are they? -[Nadja] Uh... 493 00:23:20,668 --> 00:23:23,337 Well, that's nothing out of the ordinary, regular human. 494 00:23:23,371 --> 00:23:25,039 What do you mean? They're coming straight for us. 495 00:23:25,606 --> 00:23:27,141 [Nadja] What is happening? 496 00:23:27,174 --> 00:23:29,143 -[Laszlo] Gizmo, you talk to them. -[Guillermo] What? Wh... No. 497 00:23:29,176 --> 00:23:30,778 [crowd screaming] 498 00:23:32,513 --> 00:23:35,349 -Go handcuff yourself to a tree. -Yes, ma'am. 499 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:43,591 Wait, so Nandor's army is... It's real? 500 00:23:46,861 --> 00:23:49,030 [Nadja] Wait. So he wasn't crazy? 501 00:23:49,063 --> 00:23:50,197 [Nandor growls] 502 00:23:50,231 --> 00:23:51,565 [Colin] He is not. He-- 503 00:23:52,066 --> 00:23:54,769 -[Guillermo] Shit. He'll... -[Nandor growls] Unchain me. 504 00:23:54,802 --> 00:23:56,771 -Unchain me! -Sir, yes, sir! 505 00:23:56,804 --> 00:23:58,739 [Nandor] Just grab it with both hands and yank it. 506 00:23:58,773 --> 00:24:00,141 Watch the hair. 507 00:24:00,174 --> 00:24:02,143 -[Guillermo] There you go. -[Nandor] Yes. That's it. 508 00:24:04,545 --> 00:24:05,846 -[Nandor grunts] -[crowd grunts] 509 00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:10,418 [Nandor] Well, yeah. Of course the mannequins were just for practice. 510 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:14,655 Wait, all this time you thought my army was just a bunch of mannequins? 511 00:24:15,289 --> 00:24:16,590 The fuck? 512 00:24:16,624 --> 00:24:17,858 -At ease. -Yes, sir. 513 00:24:17,892 --> 00:24:19,193 Are they hypnotized? 514 00:24:19,226 --> 00:24:21,662 No, I'm just a really fucking good general. 515 00:24:21,696 --> 00:24:22,830 [person 2] Yeah, you are. 516 00:24:22,863 --> 00:24:24,565 -[person 3] Sir. -Major Briggs. 517 00:24:24,598 --> 00:24:26,400 -You're leaving? -[Nandor] Yes. 518 00:24:26,434 --> 00:24:28,569 I am leaving the field of operations. 519 00:24:28,602 --> 00:24:30,638 My fate is calling me in a different direction. 520 00:24:30,671 --> 00:24:31,906 [person 2] What? 521 00:24:31,939 --> 00:24:35,676 South on the I-93 towards the Verrazano Bridge. 522 00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:38,579 We may even cut through Jersey if there is traffic. 523 00:24:38,612 --> 00:24:40,715 [person 4] General, what do we do now? 524 00:24:40,748 --> 00:24:44,919 Good question, O'Hara. You will do what you must always do. 525 00:24:44,952 --> 00:24:47,888 You will go forth and follow your purpose. 526 00:24:47,922 --> 00:24:49,123 What is your purpose? 527 00:24:50,124 --> 00:24:51,459 Fuck if I know. 528 00:24:52,093 --> 00:24:56,230 Be it continuing the fight or, you know, 529 00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:58,599 finding new jobs. 530 00:24:58,632 --> 00:25:00,434 -[person 5] Where? -[Nandor] Somewhere. 531 00:25:00,468 --> 00:25:02,236 Any more questions? 532 00:25:02,269 --> 00:25:05,706 Is there anything, like, more specific? Like an actual thing we could do? 533 00:25:06,307 --> 00:25:08,275 -[Nandor sighs] Um. -[horse whinnies] 534 00:25:09,610 --> 00:25:12,246 -Burn down a Walmart or some shit? -[crowd] Yeah! 535 00:25:12,279 --> 00:25:14,615 -No. No, don't do that. No. -[Nandor] Ooh. Ooh. I've got it. 536 00:25:14,648 --> 00:25:19,920 What is that nearby college that sends most of its graduates to Wall Street? 537 00:25:19,954 --> 00:25:22,156 -Dartmouth? -Yes. Dartmouth. 538 00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:26,060 Cry havoc and unleash the dogs of war on those nerds! 539 00:25:26,093 --> 00:25:27,461 -[crowd] Yeah! -[Nandor grunts] 540 00:25:27,495 --> 00:25:28,963 [Briggs] You heard the man. 541 00:25:28,996 --> 00:25:33,267 -Mount up. We ride for Hanover! -[crowd] Ride for Hanover! 542 00:25:35,504 --> 00:25:37,171 [Nadja] This is insane. 543 00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:41,876 [crowd chanting] Get those nerds. Get those nerds. Get those nerds. 544 00:25:50,017 --> 00:25:51,719 [Colin] Wait for me. 545 00:25:51,752 --> 00:25:55,022 -You're gonna need logistics support. -Not you, Colin Robinson. 546 00:25:55,056 --> 00:25:57,758 -[Colin] Oorah! Oorah, you idiots. -[Nandor] Shit. 547 00:25:57,792 --> 00:26:00,428 -Come on! Let me... -[Nandor grunts] 548 00:26:01,162 --> 00:26:02,463 -[Colin groans] -[Laszlo] Shit. 549 00:26:02,496 --> 00:26:03,798 Still got it. 550 00:26:03,831 --> 00:26:05,966 Go get him and put him in the trunk. 551 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,902 ["You're Dead" playing] 552 00:26:09,303 --> 00:26:12,339 ♪ Don't sing if you Want to live long ♪ 553 00:26:12,373 --> 00:26:15,042 ♪ They have No use for your song ♪ 554 00:26:15,076 --> 00:26:18,079 ♪ You're dead, You're dead, you're dead ♪ 555 00:26:18,112 --> 00:26:21,148 ♪ You're dead and Out of this world ♪ 556 00:26:21,182 --> 00:26:24,452 ♪ You'll never get A second chance ♪ 557 00:26:24,485 --> 00:26:27,154 ♪ Plan all your Moves in advance ♪ 558 00:26:27,188 --> 00:26:30,091 ♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead ♪ 559 00:26:30,124 --> 00:26:33,828 ♪ Stay dead and Out of this world ♪ 560 00:26:35,396 --> 00:26:38,799 ♪ Shadow's lost, baby ♪ 561 00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:43,704 ♪ What a rush, baby ♪ 562 00:26:47,408 --> 00:26:50,244 ♪ You're dead ♪ 563 00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:53,647 ♪ You're dead ♪ 45584

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