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Okay, Mr. Gray, time to go away.
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All right, that's it.
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Nope, nope, nope,
nope, nope, nope.
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Oh.
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What are you doing?
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What the hell are you doing?
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You're the one
sniffing your fingers.
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I was just getting
- rid of my grays.
- In the kitchen?
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Yeah. It's the beauty
of not living with a woman.
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Wow. These, uh, all these
hairs came out of your nose?
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No. Lower.
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Your chest?
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Lower, around the back.
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Your butt? Oh, yuck.
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Man, what are you, a dandelion?
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Yeah. Make a wish.
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Oh, God, man.
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Ah! Do you even wipe?
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That's what you get
for spying on me.
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Ah! Come on!
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If I get pink eye, dude...
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I wasn't spying on you.
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I was simply admiring
my super-duper handsome dad
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through a camera lens.
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Oh, boy,
you're complimenting me.
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What's that gonna cost?
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Wh-Why-Why-Why--
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Why do you always think
I want something from you?
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B-B-B-B-Because you always do.
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So cut the crap.
What do you want?
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Well, hero, I have
a wonderful opportunity
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to win $50,000
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at a festival by
submitting a documentary
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about something
that inspires me.
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It's gonna be a
day in the life
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of Damon "Poppa"
Fulton Sr.
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Right? Stylized,
zooms, Dutch angles.
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People talking
to the camera.
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Like a real documentary,
like The Office.
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He doesn't know that The Office
is a TV show.
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And I don't have the heart
to tell him.
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My dad thinks I'm stupid.
I'm not, all right?
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The Office is real.
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And my documentary is called
Icon: The Man Who Doesn't Quit.
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I mean, he had me at "icon."
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I knew I'd get him with "icon."
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♪ Poppa's ♪
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♪ House ♪
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♪ Yeah. ♪
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Yes, delicious.
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I love what I'm seeing,
I love what I'm seeing.
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Get it in my eyes.
Yes. Most definitely.
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Okay, that was great,
that was great.
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Now can you walk in
one more time,
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but, like, this time,
a little more icon-y?
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Icons don't repeat their walks.
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The balloons should
say "Happy Birthday,"
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not "Sorry for your loss."
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She's turning 16,
not getting a hysterectomy.
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Ow.
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Sorry, I just sometimes
hate being the boss.
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Okay, well, uh, you're not
the boss here, all right?
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You're my P.A., so
maybe could you focus?
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Maybe I could focus
if you maybe paid me?
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I told that boy,
rule number one:
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Never work with your wife.
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Good morning, Poppa.
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What's going on here?
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My son is shooting
a documentary about me.
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Should I have powdered?
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No. It's not about you.
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- It's about me.
- Oh.
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Pay no attention
to us little flies.
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We're not even here. Buzz, buzz.
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Buzz, buzz, b--
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Not even here.
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- Very stealthy.
- Thanks.
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I'm ready to do my promos.
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Oh, no need.
AI already did it.
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AI? Allen Iverson did my promos?
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No, watch this.
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Hey!
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This is Big Poppa
from Poppa's House,
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and if you're anything like me,
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a man of a certain age,
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you get down
when you can't get it up.
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I've tried everything.
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Hypnosis, yelling at it,
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Popsicle sticks. Shoot.
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And you know what they say:
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Once it goes flat, mm,
it never comes back.
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At least that's what I thought
until I tried these Upsies.
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Now, I'm stiffer
than a three-day-old corpse.
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So, brother, when you get down,
get these Upsies.
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Upsies. Upsies.
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Upsies.
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What in the Milli Vanilli
is going on here?
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I never said any of that.
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And you never would.
You hate recording promos.
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Which is why we
did it for you.
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Think of all the
time we'll save.
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How do they think
they can replace me
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with artificial intelligence?
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AI doesn't have what I have,
which is EI:
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Emotional intelligence.
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This is so wrong.
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No, this is the
future, Poppa.
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Yes, give it to me,
give it to me, give it to me.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes,
I'm loving this.
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I'm loving this.
So much confusion in the eyes.
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Yes, do that.
Drizzle it, tickle it.
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Ah, yes.
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Honey, hello? Earth to Nina?
What are you doing?
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Trying to lock down a five-foot
chocolate lava fountain.
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And if you say
to swim in it,
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I swear you will catch
a boom to the head.
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I'm sorry, honey, but can you
focus on the task at hand?
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Mr. Director, sidebar?
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I just-- I understand.
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Everyone, I have great news.
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Uh, our P.A. is no longer
a production assistant,
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she is now a full-on
producer.
Studio head.
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- Studio head.
- She's a studio head.
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Uh, and first order
of her new position
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is for me to, and I quote,
"shut my fat mouth."
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Yes, thank you
for the clarification, honey.
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I love that.
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Zipping the fatty.
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I love working with
my wife. It's so easy.
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Can you believe
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they're using
artificial intelligence
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to make me say things
I would never, ever say?
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Yeah, "yelling at it"?
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"Popsicle sticks"? Really?
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Yeah, sometimes
you got to splint it.
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Anyway,
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I'm gonna sue them.
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Okay, okay, calm down.
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It is a new world,
Fred Flintstone, okay?
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And AI is our friend,
it's gonna help people.
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Right, help them be unemployed.
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Because that's their endgame.
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Soon, it's gonna be four guys
with eight Popsicle sticks,
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pressing buttons,
controlling the world.
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Okay, here we go with
the conspiracy theories.
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Now listen, I know that this
is really, really hard for you.
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You get it? You see,
I told you I was hilarious.
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Look, this is no time
for your unfunny jokes.
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This thing has
got me feeling very...
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Impotent.
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Okay, Grand Canyon.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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I don't know.
You're the funny one.
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What do you think it means?
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Well, it feels
like it has many meanings.
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Oh, yeah.
Well, go ahead and pick one.
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Okay, well, to me it means...
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I'm one of the wonders
of the world.
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Okay, Grand Canyon,
we'll go with that,
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with that, with that, with that.
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Would you like
a doughnut, Poppa?
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I told you, I'm diabetic.
Are you trying to kill me?
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You know, whenever you
come in here with sweet treats
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it means you have sour news.
What's up?
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I'm so transparent.
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Sorry, but you're wanted in HR.
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Someone overheard you
say "Grand Canyon"
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and they know what that means...
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means, means.
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Let's start at the beginning.
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Creating a hostile
work environment,
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filed by anonymous.
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Intimidation, also anonymous.
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Asking Allen to pull
your finger, anonymous.
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Okay, I'm anonymous.
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You know what? This is fine,
but it's all old stuff.
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Oh, you want new stuff?
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How about "Grand Canyon"?
What does that even mean?
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I don't know.
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What do you think it means?
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Well, people come
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from all around to see it,
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and you need a donkey
to explore it.
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Bingo. That's what
it means, then.
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Knock it off, I know
exactly what it means.
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It's completely inappropriate.
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You know, in its totality,
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this is a clear breach
of your contract.
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Breach, sister.
Breach, sister.
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What about my rights?
Whatever happened to consent?
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There was a time that
if you stole my wallet,
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you would be charged
with a crime.
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But now you can steal my soul,
profit off it,
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and there's nothing
I can do about it?
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I am loving all of this.
Yes, yes, yes.
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- Who are you?
- Oh, hi.
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I'm, uh, Damon Fulton Jr.,
uh, the director.
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Get out.
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Oh, I like that fire.
Let's go with that.
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Yes, you're
a natural-born villain,
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that's what you are.
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You're Omarosa
meets Mommie Dearest
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with just a splash of
Ursula the Sea Witch.
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Oh, you look
crazy up close.
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And security is here.
And he's big.
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And he's Black.
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With a little ponytail.
Don't love that.
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And I'm leaving.
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I know you did not
just whistle at me.
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Mr. Fulton,
we own your likeness.
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Corporate feels
very confident
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that Dr. Reed could do
the show on her own.
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- Are you threatening me?
- No.
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I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Just the messenger.
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And beneficiary.
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Now,
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we can do this the easy way
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or we can play hardball.
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You just said "hard" and "ball"
in the same sentence.
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Why don't you
write that down?
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You really should.
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I don't care.
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I need it thick
and I need it brown.
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Just get it done.
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- Nina, what are you doing?
- Wondering where the hell
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my five-foot chocolate
lava fountain is.
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Well, I need
quiet on my set,
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so hang up the
phone and focus.
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Yes, sir.
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Good girl.
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- I am?
- Yeah, you are.
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- Are you okay?
- Don't ruin it.
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Ooh.
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- How'd it go?
- How'd it go?
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You really want to know?
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Huh. Listen to my flow.
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♪ Yo, I just got bullied
and bamboozled ♪
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♪ Totally disrespected ♪
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♪ I'm emotionally fondled,
so I'm feeling dejected ♪
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♪ This company I gave 25 years ♪
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♪ Are making me realize
my greatest fear ♪
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♪ They're trying to erase me
and disgrace me ♪
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♪ By using a digital me
to replace me ♪
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♪ Well, they don't know
who they messing with ♪
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♪ Because what you see
is what you get ♪
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♪ I'm out, like a scout
on a brand-new route ♪
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♪ No diggity, peace out. ♪
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And I just want to say
to all my fans,
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to my audience,
and I want to thank you
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for 25 years
of your love and support.
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I couldn't have done this
without you.
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We did this.
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And I want y'all to know
not a day will go by
255
00:10:43,070 --> 00:10:45,900
where I don't remember
our...
256
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,030
♪ Good times ♪
257
00:10:49,430 --> 00:10:51,600
♪ These are the good times. ♪
258
00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:54,740
Poppa, please
don't do this.
259
00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:57,130
Never make a decision
from a place of anger.
260
00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:59,220
We can still make
this show work.
261
00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:00,700
Woman, you sound just like them.
262
00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:03,570
Maybe that's because
you got what you wanted.
263
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:06,400
My audience, my chair, my show.
264
00:11:06,490 --> 00:11:08,270
I didn't ask for any of that.
265
00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,320
Yeah, well,
you know what?
266
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,190
They're coming for you next, regardless.
267
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,710
And cut.
268
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,580
Wow, excellent work.
Loved the rhymes.
269
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,810
Um, now, can we do one where
you actually keep your job?
270
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,460
Yeah, the, uh, documentary's
literally called
271
00:11:22,550 --> 00:11:24,160
Icon: The Man
Who Doesn't Quit,
272
00:11:24,290 --> 00:11:25,680
so let's keep that job,
you know?
273
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,290
And...
274
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,990
- action.
- Stop!
275
00:11:29,070 --> 00:11:30,730
It's over.
276
00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,770
Put the damn camera away.
277
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,480
Dad, you have to go back
to work to finish this.
278
00:11:41,610 --> 00:11:43,260
I don't have to do anything
279
00:11:43,390 --> 00:11:45,610
except pay taxes and die.
280
00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:47,400
Besides all you care about
is completing
281
00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,840
this stupid little documentary
so you can get your 50 grand.
282
00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:53,490
Look, is 50 grand
important to me? Yes.
283
00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:56,010
Is it more important to me
than my dad and his happiness?
284
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,280
Also yes.
285
00:11:57,410 --> 00:11:59,980
But-- and this is
the $50,000 "but"--
286
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:02,890
I love you and I think
quitting is a mistake.
287
00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:06,460
Standing on principle
is never a mistake.
288
00:12:06,630 --> 00:12:09,590
Fine, I'm gonna stand on
principle too, then, all right?
289
00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:10,810
I'm quitting
the documentary.
290
00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:12,860
And while I'm at it,
I'm gonna quit my marriage.
291
00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:15,030
Quit being a dad.
Who needs 'em?
292
00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,860
I'm gonna quit wiping.
Does it itch?
293
00:12:16,990 --> 00:12:18,430
Like crazy.
Do I smell?
294
00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,600
Absolutely.
Like a loser.
295
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,520
Because that's what Fultons are.
296
00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:24,560
A long line of stinky quitters
297
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,180
standing on a steaming-hot
pile of principle.
298
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:31,310
That's the dumbest reverse
psychology I've ever heard.
299
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:34,100
No, what's dumb is you throwing
away a 25-year-long career.
300
00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:37,060
Dad, I've never seen you quit
anything before in my life.
301
00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:38,840
But I'm not quitting, son.
302
00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:40,760
I'm retiring.
303
00:12:40,930 --> 00:12:43,020
I'm actually gonna
go run with the bulls.
304
00:12:43,150 --> 00:12:44,670
- The Chicago Bulls?
- No.
305
00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,980
The fools that run
with the bulls in Spain.
306
00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:49,290
I'm gonna go watch them
get stampeded.
307
00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,330
And then
the next morning,
308
00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:54,680
I'm gonna wake up,
go fishing in Nova Scotia.
309
00:12:54,770 --> 00:12:56,510
The next day...
310
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,560
a little golfing
in Pebble Beach.
311
00:12:58,730 --> 00:13:00,780
And then, bam,
back to Nova Scotia
312
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:04,340
for a quick lunch while I watch
the northern lights.
313
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:05,480
The northern lights?
314
00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:07,610
Yes. Mm-hmm.
At lunch?
315
00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:10,050
Dad, you don't even know
where Nova Scotia is.
316
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,220
- It's in Canada.
- No, it's not.
317
00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:14,480
- Yes, it is.
- Yes, it is.
318
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,360
Look, Junior,
get it in your head.
319
00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:19,400
I'm retired now.
320
00:13:19,530 --> 00:13:21,010
And if you'll excuse me,
321
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:24,230
I have to go fax my check
to my travel agent
322
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,580
so she can book
my ship to Nova Scotia.
323
00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:28,930
Your ship?
324
00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:30,590
What are you, a Goonie?
325
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:31,500
Dad!
326
00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:33,420
Da-- the world's
changing.
327
00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:35,940
And it's time
you changed with it.
328
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:40,550
Welcome to The Dr. Reed Show.
329
00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:44,860
Let me read you, and lead you,
to a balanced and happier life.
330
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,820
Oh, there's a caller
on the line already.
331
00:13:47,950 --> 00:13:50,350
Caller, you say what?
332
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,130
No disrespect, Dr. Reed,
333
00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:54,520
like, you good and all,
but, uh...
334
00:13:54,610 --> 00:13:57,350
this show just ain't
the same anymore without Poppa.
335
00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,530
We miss the rhymes,
we miss the soul.
336
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:01,180
You know, no disrespect.
337
00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:04,270
This show just kind of sucks
without Poppa.
338
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:05,840
No disrespect.
339
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,060
See, basically,
you're just not fun, Dr. Reed.
340
00:14:08,190 --> 00:14:09,150
Respectfully.
341
00:14:10,630 --> 00:14:12,240
Is this Junior?
342
00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:14,110
Nah. It ain't me.
343
00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:16,680
It's somebody else.
344
00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:19,240
But he would like
to talk to you immediately.
345
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:22,730
So if you have his cell phone
number, maybe call that?
346
00:14:22,810 --> 00:14:24,510
You mean this number, fool?
347
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:25,860
No disrespect.
348
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,560
So Junior told me
that Poppa desperately
349
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:31,210
wants to apologize
for insulting an icon.
350
00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:32,480
Me.
351
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,610
I decided to give him
an opportunity
352
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:37,310
to kiss the ring.
353
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,740
Well, you know what, if she
wants to come crawling back
354
00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:41,790
to this icon on bended knee,
355
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,490
hey, I'm open to it.
356
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:45,440
So I'm a liar.
357
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:46,840
Yes, you are.
358
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,320
You're a dirty little liar,
and I like it.
359
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,620
Anyway, yes, I did lie
to them both,
360
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,450
but I needed them together
to save this documentary.
361
00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:56,670
Here it goes, yeah!
362
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,540
Booyah!
363
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,330
Well, well, well.
364
00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:06,290
Look who is here.
365
00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:07,990
Okay.
366
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,690
You can step right there.
367
00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:11,690
Let me put this pillow down
368
00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:13,730
so you can get on bended knee.
369
00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:15,260
What are you
talking about?
370
00:15:15,430 --> 00:15:18,040
Aren't you getting ready
to kiss something?
371
00:15:18,130 --> 00:15:21,310
Yes, you goodbye if you're
not here to apologize.
372
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,220
Apologize for what?
373
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,530
Junior said
that you've been begging
374
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:27,970
to get back
in my good graces.
375
00:15:28,050 --> 00:15:31,140
Hmm, that's funny,
because Nina said you
376
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:34,620
were begging to get back
into my good graces.
377
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,850
What...?
378
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,020
Okay, look, now I know you're
379
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,240
probably wondering
what's going on here.
380
00:15:44,370 --> 00:15:46,590
- Yeah.
- Right? And I would,
too, so...
381
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,510
without further ado, um...
382
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,640
Nina, tell them.
383
00:15:50,770 --> 00:15:52,820
Junior's a dirty
little liar.
384
00:15:52,950 --> 00:15:54,640
And he's got something
to tell you.
385
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,300
All right, babe, relax.
386
00:15:56,470 --> 00:15:57,950
Not in front of my daddy.
387
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,170
Look, I want to
show you something.
388
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,960
Check this out.
389
00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:03,870
I'm sorry, where
do you think you're going...
390
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,570
Look at that engagement.
391
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:07,700
This conversation's over.
392
00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:10,830
This conversation
is not over, Poppa!
393
00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:13,450
People love that
you hate each other.
394
00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:14,880
Now that's good drama.
395
00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,490
That's the makings
of a great podcast.
396
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,320
Starring you two.
397
00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:20,370
Too late, she already has a job.
398
00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:21,540
Mine.
399
00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:23,190
Not anymore.
400
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,500
I quit.
401
00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:26,370
Oh, they must've AI'd you, too.
402
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,890
Yeah, they did.
403
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,810
They showed me this.
404
00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:34,900
Hi, I'm Dr. Reed.
405
00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:36,900
I used to feel sad and worthless
406
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,600
until I started taking...
407
00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:42,740
Happium.
408
00:16:42,910 --> 00:16:44,690
And now I never feel sad.
409
00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:47,310
In fact, I never feel anything.
410
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,130
Happium: The best feeling...
411
00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:51,140
is nothing.
412
00:16:51,270 --> 00:16:52,880
Side effects may include
headache, dry mouth,
413
00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:55,100
blurry vision, enlarged breasts,
and back problems.
414
00:16:55,270 --> 00:16:56,490
From the enlarged breasts.
415
00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:58,270
Enlarged breasts, huh?
416
00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,400
No, Junior.
417
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,360
I told you.
418
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:02,580
Yes, you did.
419
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,280
So you're saying
that I was right?
420
00:17:04,370 --> 00:17:05,630
Never.
421
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,630
But before I leave,
422
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,940
I just want you to know
423
00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:12,370
that I never wanted
your job.
424
00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:15,030
What I wanted
425
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,730
was to work with an icon.
426
00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:19,420
And this podcast
is a great idea.
427
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:23,470
But since you hate me,
it'll never work.
428
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,260
Because you don't think
we have anything in common.
429
00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:28,480
But the truth of the matter is,
430
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:31,050
is I probably love soul music
more than you do.
431
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,010
"Sweet Harmony."
432
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,090
Name of artist,
year it came out.
433
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,920
Smokey Robinson.
434
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,840
1973.
435
00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:44,750
He dedicated the song
436
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,150
to his former singing partners,
The Miracles.
437
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,500
Give me another one.
438
00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:50,980
"September."IVY: Earth, Wind & Fire.
439
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,760
1978. Ironically,
released in November.
440
00:17:53,850 --> 00:17:55,420
"Grazing In The Grass."
441
00:17:55,590 --> 00:17:57,640
Hugh Masekela. 1968.
442
00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,250
It's a mystery if the song
is about marijuana or not.
443
00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:03,510
It was the '60s, it was
definitely about marijuana.
444
00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:07,560
I'm not here.
445
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,960
Poppa, do you remember
when I told you that your...
446
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:14,390
radio show got me
through college?
447
00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:15,830
Yeah.
448
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,960
I had just gone
through a bad breakup.
449
00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:19,400
And I wasn't...
450
00:18:19,570 --> 00:18:21,360
sure I was gonna make it,
451
00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:24,190
so I turned on your radio show,
and I heard you say
452
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,970
that a broken heart
is a blessing,
453
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:31,110
because a heart
that never breaks, never grows.
454
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,800
I remember that.
455
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:37,110
And then I played Al Green's...
456
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,200
"How Do You Mend
a Broken Heart?"
457
00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:42,810
Yeah, and that night,
I cried myself to sleep,
458
00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:45,640
but the next morning...
459
00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,820
my heart was a little lighter.
460
00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:50,250
And I had hope again.
461
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,560
What happened to the fool
that broke your heart?
462
00:18:53,690 --> 00:18:55,260
I married him.
463
00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:57,650
Want to hear about it?
464
00:18:57,780 --> 00:18:59,050
And we're getting
kind of long.
465
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:00,660
Let's get to the climax.
466
00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:02,140
Spoiler alert...
467
00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:03,750
they're doing the podcast.
468
00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:05,310
Because of us.
469
00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:07,230
You ready?
470
00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:11,230
Hey, what's up, y'all?
471
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:15,020
Welcome to
The Pop and Doc Show.
472
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:19,020
We're going to stimulate
your mind, body, and soul
473
00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:22,070
whether you're young or,
baby, whether you are old.
474
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,850
So, Poppitos and Doccitos,
475
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,420
we want to hear from you.
476
00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:26,810
Let us know what you want us
to talk about.
477
00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:28,950
And nothing is off-limits.
478
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,640
That's right, and while
y'all ruminate on that,
479
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,380
I'm gonna take you back.
480
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,820
I'm gonna take you on a spin
with a tune that always wins.
481
00:19:36,950 --> 00:19:39,300
And I dedicate this song
482
00:19:39,430 --> 00:19:41,870
to my new partner in crime.
483
00:19:47,050 --> 00:19:49,920
♪ Ain't no stopping us now ♪
484
00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:52,450
♪ We're on the move ♪
485
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,190
♪ Ain't no stopping us now... ♪
486
00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:03,280
Looks like Bruce Leroy
had to get a job...
487
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:08,940
Then the next day,
I'm gonna wake up early,
488
00:20:09,070 --> 00:20:11,810
go golfing
in Nova Scotia.
489
00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:14,470
That's not how you golf.
490
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,430
I'm gonna learn
how to golf.
491
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:20,080
'Cause, uh...
my swing is off.
492
00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:22,910
You know,
I thought about it and...
493
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,090
I am not a Grand Canyon.
494
00:20:25,260 --> 00:20:27,530
Okay, but for safety reasons,
can you do one where you say
495
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,480
you are and...
496
00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:31,790
on my cue and... action!
497
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,620
I am a Grand Canyon.
498
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,320
- Yes, you are.
- Cut it!
499
00:20:35,450 --> 00:20:36,800
That's great.
I love that one.
500
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,490
That's the one.
We're gonna use that.
501
00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:46,150
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