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Did you get the eclairs?
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I did, but they
only had three left,
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and I had to cut in front
of an old woman to get those.
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Well, I just
won't have one.
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No, no, no, no.
I won't have one.
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You and Dewey
can split one.
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That's not fair
to Dewey.
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Forget it.
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We'll just let
the boys have them.
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False alarm.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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As near as I can figure,
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my school was created
for the sole purpose
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of making me miserable.
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Today in Krelboyne class,
we start Medieval Week.
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Where's your
jester costume?
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In my backpack.
I'll wear it at school.
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Put it on.
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I didn't stay up all night
making it for my health.
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Bells-- oh, I
forgot the bells.
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You look so adorable.
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You know what I love
about Medieval Week?
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Is that you can spot
the Krelboynes
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from super far away, and
they jingle when you hit them.
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HAL:
Reese.
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Leave your brother alone.
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Although you are asking for it.
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Okay, ready?
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Ready?
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Come here.
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Why don't you just put
a bull's-eye on my chest
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and get it over with?
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Oh, you look fine.
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And Reese will tell me
if you take these off.
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When I was six, I dove in a pool
and my trunks came off.
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God, I wish I was there
right now.
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All right, children, it's time
to begin the harvest dance.
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I'd demonstrate myself,
but being in my third trimester,
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I don't want to risk
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the placenta separating
from my uterine wall.
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Oh, come on.
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We studied this.
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There's nothing dirty
about the miracle of life.
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And we should all be able
to discuss this openly.
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DABNEY:
Who's the father?
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Does he... work here?
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All right, you know, I told you
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we are not playing
this game again.
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All right, everyone, gather
their dance props, please.
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Dabney, don't forget
you have a dentist appointment.
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Okay.
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Your Holiness, would you start
the gay-- as in happy--
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Harvest Procession?
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Let's... kick it.
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Dabney has three dentist
appointments every week.
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His teeth look fine to me.
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He's not going
to the dentist.
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He's going to the "dentist."
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It's a secret code
for the school therapist.
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How come you know that?
You see the shrink, too?
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Yes, I'm currently
seeing Ms. Gilbert.
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My mother and stepfather
suggested it
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as a preemptive strike
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against my anger
displacement tendencies.
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But ultimately,
therapy was my decision.
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Not theirs... mine.
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It was voluntary.
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Okay.
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Yes, I am!
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My fear of rejection
is virtually gone,
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and my self-worth is
at an all-time high.
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I really think you're going to
like laundry duty, Francis.
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Basically, you wash it,
you dry it, you fold it.
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You want me to go
through that again?
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No, twice was good.
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Actually, I don't mind
doing laundry.
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Mom always thought
she was punishing me,
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but I always
found it relaxing.
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Geez, this detergent is awful.
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This is way too coarse
for our cotton blends.
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Wasn't this stuff banned?
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Yeah, this is what we use.
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You see, there is an arrangement
with the distributor.
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We take this crappy
soap off his hands,
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and, uh, he makes it
worth our while.
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The Alabama Opera?
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There's plenty more
where that came from.
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No thanks.
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Opera's not your thing.
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That's fine.
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This guy's got connections.
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Cords of firewood,
tractor show,
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free burgers from Churchill's
when you buy a burger
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of equal or greater value.
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Don't you think
Marlin Academy is hard enough
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without our own guys
selling us out?
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I mean, look at these.
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You ever heard
of fabric softener?
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These sheets are like
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sleeping on straw.
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Hey, it was good enough
for the baby Jesus.
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Get out.
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Where are my cooling racks?
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I know I put them in here.
What a mess!
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Honey, please.
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I'll go to the store,
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and I'll buy you
new cooling racks.
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No! I want to find these.
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And when I do, we are
all going to clean out
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this disaster of a closet.
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It's going to be our
new family project.
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We never finished our
last family project.
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Because it's in here,
under two tons of crap.
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Your dentist appointment, Lloyd?
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My teeth feel fine today,
Caroline.
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I like myself.
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:
Oh, who am I kidding?
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Great news!
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We have been granted permission
to perform the harvest dance
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at the all-school
assembly today.
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And fruit will be handed out
to the student body
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in case they want to join in.
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Okay, everyone get
in their circles,
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and...
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Sorry! Damn!
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Stupid!
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I can't do it!
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I'm stupid and I'm terrible!
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I suck at everything!
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And I'm fat!
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Okay, you just get comfortable.
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We'll talk when you're ready.
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Thank you, Ms. Gilbert.
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Okay, so I faked it.
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But with the
family I have,
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it would've only been a
matter of time anyway.
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We should probably
talk a little now.Do we have to?
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Well, that's sort of
why you're here.
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That sucked! Where'd that
flamethrower come from?
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Malcolm,
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I want you to feel relaxed here.
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Now, school's really stressful
and can be pretty demanding.
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This could be...
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this could be a safe place
for you to unwind.
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DABNEY:
Not the face! Not the face!
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Could I... unwind...
four or five times a week?
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Maybe. What would
we talk about?
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I don't know
where to begin.
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I really don't.
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Well, that was quite an episode
you had in class.
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Did you want to talk
about that?
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No.
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You'll just think it's stupid.
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Nothing you ever say in here
will be stupid.
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But all I ever do
is make mistakes.
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I feel like I don't even deserve
to beat my own high score.
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Oh, yes, you do, Malcolm.
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Thank you so much.
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The tricky part is,
I need to keep this up
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without being put
on medication.
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Underpants!
In a closet!
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Human underpants!
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I must not
threaten you people enough!
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Oh, my Lord.
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Skittles!
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You've been missing
for years.
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You missed a
great assembly.
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I can't believe it.
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They actually gave us fruit
to throw at the Krelboynes.
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What were they thinking?
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Don't you ever get tired
of making their lives miserable?
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Nope. Besides, I want them
to remember who's boss.
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When they're living
in their mansions
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with their
supermodel wives,
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they're going to know--
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the guy cleaning their pool
kicked their ass.
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Hey.
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I had six tomatoes
with your name on them.
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Where were you?
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None of your business.
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Maybe it's Mom's business.
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I ditched to go
to the arcade.
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Don't tell Mom.
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The arcade's closed.
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Not the one at the mall.
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Wait a minute...
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I cansmell
my own breath.
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You throw the ball
around the post;
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it swings back and knocks
down the pins, okay?
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I was good.
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I was real good.
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All right, now,
don't be upset
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if the first time you
throw it, nothing hap...
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Wow!
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: That was...
that was a flopper!
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Ooh, man! Oh, man!
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That was, that was
a lucky shot, okay?
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Now, the real key
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to Skittles is the
release point, all right?
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When you release
the ball,
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make sure that it goes
through on a parallel...
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I can't believe it!
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This collar's so crisp,
yet it doesn't chafe.
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And these sheets...
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it's like sleeping
on a cloud.
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My pleasure, guys.
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Dude...
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thank you.
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I've been hoping
for months
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that my rash was
from the laundry.
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Turns out it was.
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Thanks.
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Glad I could help.
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Here, this is for you.
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No, Joe, you don't have to.
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I insist.
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Wow.
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Well, that was nice of you.
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Hey, would you mind tossing in
some of my civilian stuff
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with the academy rags?
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Oh, I'd love to, but I'm
really swamped down here.
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Well, yeah, whatever.
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Guess I could find some time
for your stuff.
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Hey... thanks, man.
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No, no, no, you don't have to...
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You're the best.
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Go.
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Ha-cha!
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Garbage! In a closet!
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Coffee grounds? Hal!
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Lois, you've
got to see this.
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The boy's a prodigy. Go.
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Yes.
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LOIS:
Who are the Petersons?
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Why do we have
their photo albums?
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Here we go.
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Now.
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Amazing!
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Hi, Malcolm.
How was school?
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It was normal.
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Yeah, I'd say normal.
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Very medieval.
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Is that a truck tire?
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What?!
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Oh, my G... Hal!
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♪
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Um, Malcolm...
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I wanted you to know
how proud I am of you.
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Admitting you needed help
is the hardest step.
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No, keeping up with all
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the new cognitive
and behavioral therapies
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is the hardest step, Lloyd.
264
00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,928
My self-worth is
still skyrocketing.
265
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,020
Okay, everybody...
266
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:59,022
tomorrow's looming
demonstration
267
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,981
has been canceled.
268
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:03,026
Instead, we will be going
to see a reenactment
269
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,028
of the slaughter
of French troops
270
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:05,942
at Azincourt
271
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:08,989
followed by a visit to
the Museum of Torture...
272
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:09,859
and then pizza.
273
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:10,991
Museum of Torture?
274
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,557
That's awesome.
275
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:13,907
Do they have a gift shop?
276
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,996
I'm sorry, Malcolm.
You can't go.
277
00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:17,998
You've a dentist
appointment.
278
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,782
You're lucky
you're not going.
279
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,610
My brother
went last year,
280
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,786
and there was so
much fake blood
281
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,006
that he fainted.
282
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:29,357
I think it's time I had
a major breakthrough in therapy.
283
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,142
Then a butterfly landed
on my wrist and I woke up.
284
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:34,014
What color was that butterfly?
285
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:37,713
It was either blue or purple.
286
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,845
Definitely not red or orange.
287
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,063
That I can remember.
288
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,805
Your dream, Malcolm, is so...
289
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,068
so tranquil and soothing.
290
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:46,678
This is, this is encouraging.
291
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,028
Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
292
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:48,942
Yep, you're starting to relax.
293
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,857
I think I might be, too.
294
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,380
I need to seem cured,
295
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,382
but to leave the door open
for a relapse
296
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,253
when we start ballet
next semester.
297
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,386
I know I'll have
my ups and downs,
298
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:01,041
but right now
it feels good to be happy.
299
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,956
Well, I'm glad to hear it,
300
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,610
and I think we've made
a lot of progress.
301
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,743
Thanks, Ms. Gilbert.
302
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:11,965
I like myself now.
303
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,445
And I know I couldn't have
said that on Tuesday.
304
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,712
What are you doing here?
305
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:21,713
I figured out your scam.
306
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:22,845
It turns out
307
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,673
crazy runs in the family.Reese...
308
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,240
you don't know
what you're doing.
309
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,981
You're going to ruin everything.
310
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,983
Relax. I've got it covered.
311
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,202
I'm ready to see you
now, Reese.
312
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,901
:
Reese isn't here right now.
313
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:37,468
This is Davey.
314
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:48,566
That's ten in a row.
315
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,220
Oh, Lois, he's got the gift.
316
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,005
Since the end
of the big war,
317
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:54,877
there's only been one documented
triple consecutive flopper
318
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,226
in English
Alley Skittles.
319
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:57,314
You know what
this means?
320
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,447
I finally have
something to rub in the face
321
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:02,145
of that blowhard Higgins
and his little tennis champion.
322
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:03,886
What are you
talking about?
323
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,019
Oh, he's constantly
harping about his kid
324
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,020
winning this tournament,
325
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:08,673
winning that tournament.
326
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:09,979
Going to the White House.
327
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,024
I'm taking Dewey
over there
328
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,939
to shut that guy up
once and for all.
329
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,549
Hey, you ready to
shut that guy up
330
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:15,680
once and for all, son?
331
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,073
What guy?He's ready.
332
00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:18,466
Hal, you're
just doing this
333
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,685
to get out of
cleaning out that closet.
334
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:21,817
Not entirely.
335
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,297
Let's go, son.
336
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:26,517
What happened?
337
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:27,518
Did you get caught?
338
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:28,258
Where were you?
339
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,130
Geez.
You're always so angry.
340
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:31,566
Maybe you really do
need therapy.
341
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:34,482
What I needis for you
not to ruin everything for me.
342
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:37,789
Do you know how much trouble
we'll be in if we get caught?
343
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:38,921
With Mom? With the school?
344
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:39,922
With Mom?
345
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,968
Give me a little credit, psycho.
346
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,621
I've been doing my own research.
347
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,146
See, I rented
Silence of the Lambs,
348
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,278
Seven,and The Nutty Professor.
349
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:49,497
Oh, God.
350
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,847
Reese, tell me
exactly what you told her.
351
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,501
Nope. That's confidential.
352
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,024
Now, which one
do you like more?
353
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:58,027
Hannibal Lecter
or the hockey mask?
354
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,207
Malcolm, Reese.
355
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,297
What do you have
to say for yourselves?
356
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:10,735
Don't blame Reese.
Blame Davey.
357
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,172
Ow! Ow, ow.
358
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:13,347
Ow!
359
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:22,225
I'm sorry it's last minute,
but I need these tonight.
360
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,314
I got another date with Rebecca.
361
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:27,187
Okay...
362
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:30,320
Seven items... 30 bucks.
363
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,888
I don't have that kind of money.
364
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,194
Last time it cost ten.
365
00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:36,674
You can cut me some slack,
can't you?
366
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:39,112
I'd love to do you
a solid, Eric, but I'm booked,
367
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,636
and it would be unethical
to play favorites.
368
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,116
You can't do this to me.
369
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,248
I need to wear my bowling shirt.
370
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:48,338
Rebecca loves
my bowling shirt.
371
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,688
Francis, I don't have the money.
372
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:53,126
Well, then,
you don't have the clothes.
373
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,779
Got to pay to be a player.
374
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,130
Look at yourself.
375
00:15:57,173 --> 00:16:01,090
I remember the Francis
who cared about his job.
376
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,875
A cap and a half
of fabric softener, Francis.
377
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,139
Remember that?
378
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,358
A cap and a half!
379
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:11,753
If you'll excuse me, I
have some ironing to do.
380
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,106
I can't believe him.
381
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,021
Yeah. I had
to give him three CDs
382
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,458
just to get
my dress blues pressed.
383
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:24,940
I think it's time somebody
taught that guy a lesson.
384
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,247
Yeah.
385
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,901
We'll make him wear
a lame T-shirt.
386
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:33,905
Or we could put it
in a load of whites.
387
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,124
Just follow me.
388
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,435
So, my children
are emotionally disturbed?
389
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:44,133
Oh, we don't like
to use those labels.
390
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,266
I spent a whole week
with Malcolm.
391
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,485
Really? A whole week.
392
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,270
Yes, and, uh...
393
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,228
to be honest, I think,
I think there are
394
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:53,969
some, uh, definite issues
395
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,276
that you and he
need to talk about.
396
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,060
Malcolm, you want to share
397
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,453
this drawing
with your mother?
398
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:00,802
No, that's okay.
399
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,939
I like what you've
done with my teeth.
400
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,070
There are
some things
401
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,203
that Malcolm told me
402
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,856
that I think
you should hear.
403
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,816
Oh, well, I'd love
to hear them.
404
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:19,864
Go ahead, Malcolm.
405
00:17:19,907 --> 00:17:20,996
Yeah, go ahead.
406
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,915
Everybody
wants to help.
407
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,263
You're safe here.
408
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:35,532
About the
anger thing?
409
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,099
Yeah.
410
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,536
Tell me about the anger thing.
411
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:44,237
When you're angry,
412
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,152
you bottle up your feelings
413
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,632
and you freeze me out
with silence.
414
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:55,117
Well, I will, uh...
I'll tryto be more vocal.
415
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,379
Go on.
416
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:57,293
Please.
417
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:02,820
I wish you would spend
more time at home
418
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,692
and less time at the...
419
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,346
the racetrack.
420
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:10,089
Well, I guess I'm going
to have to change that, too.
421
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,134
Come on, Malcolm.
422
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:15,355
Tell her about
the pressure.
423
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,183
Well...
424
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,749
I feel you put a lot
of pressure on me,
425
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,838
and I can't live up
to your expectations.
426
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,013
What pressure?
427
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:23,276
Maybe not. I don't know.
428
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:24,712
No, no, no. Go back.
What were you saying?
429
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:28,194
Well, you put a lot
of pressure on me, and stuff.
430
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,152
What do you mean?
When do I pressure you?
431
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,240
All the time!
432
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:32,807
If it's not
the extra-credit reports,
433
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:35,026
it's all the advanced classes
you sign me up for,
434
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,419
and after that, I have
435
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,291
to help Reese and Dewey
with their homework.
436
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,814
That's not pressure.
437
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,337
You know,
I didn't ask to be born smart.
438
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,513
We just want you to live up
to your potential.
439
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:46,429
That.That's exactly
what I'm talking about.
440
00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:47,865
I tried to stop him.
441
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:50,172
I said, "Hey, don't put
that red T-shirt in there.
442
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,739
That's not colorfast."
443
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,088
But he just laughed.
444
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,568
He said pink was a better color
445
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:57,353
'cause that's what
"little, weak girls wear."
446
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,181
We've looked everywhere else.
447
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:00,530
He's in here somewhere.
448
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,141
Shh, shh!
449
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,634
JOE:
Francis?
450
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,116
FRANCIS:
No.
451
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,291
It's okay, Dewey.
452
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,075
Even the best of them
have off-days.
453
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,425
Uh-huh.
454
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:26,382
16 misses in a row.
455
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:29,994
Some people might think
you did it on purpose.
456
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,213
Huh.
457
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,433
Hey...
458
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:36,349
There something
you want to tell me, son?
459
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,481
I don't want to do this anymore.
460
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:39,656
It's boring.
461
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,397
You'd be giving up
462
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:44,879
what might very well be
your one true talent.
463
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:48,622
You could be
another Chap Sanders, hmm?
464
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:53,279
Son, are you willing to turn
your back on your destiny?
465
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,455
Yeah. Can I go now?
466
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,934
All right,
if that's what you want.
467
00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:58,501
Wait.
468
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:02,113
Can you throw it
for me one more time? Hmm?
469
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:04,899
One last flopper
for your old dad?
470
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,161
No.
471
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,513
All right, then.
472
00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:12,036
I'm sorry.
473
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,255
Oh, no, don't be.
474
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,126
I'm the one
who should apologize.
475
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:18,260
No, you guys just want
what's best for me. I know that.
476
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,914
Oh, we do. We love you.
477
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,307
I love you, too.
478
00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:27,487
Mom?
479
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:28,749
You really pissed me off
480
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,316
when you took away
my hockey stick
481
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,361
'cause I was hitting
Dewey with it.
482
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,668
I know you're sorry.
483
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:37,801
I'll go in the attic
and take it down later.
484
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,243
Another Peterson box.
485
00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,638
Ooh. This is
from the '60s.
486
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,945
Huh. I forgot LBJ had
his gall bladder out.
487
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:52,425
I don't understand.
488
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,905
Didn't we clean out this
closet when we moved in?
489
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,167
Apparently not.
490
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,214
Oh, for crying out loud.
491
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,911
They left an
old toilet.
492
00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:16,579
This is a bathroom.
493
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:19,408
We have a second bathroom!
494
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:20,714
Shh.
495
00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:26,110
If we don't tell them,
they won't know.
496
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:29,462
It'll just be
our little secret.
497
00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:31,551
Our beautiful little secret.
498
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:36,164
Here.
499
00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:38,253
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