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The glands of the clitoris

has 8,000 nerve endings.

Where is the clitoris?

If we put our hand on Mount Venus

and lift up a little.

We make the flap retract and...

Easy, right? I mean...

It's something that only serves for pleasure.

That's why the clitoris has been so discriminated against.

A very important aspect is that many times,

men can't find the clitoris

while rubbing during intercourse.

Hours, hours, hours. Here...

the position does matter.

Do you want to feel,

to learn to feel, to enjoy without fear?

Yes!

So, let's get to work, girls,

orgasms belongs to those who work.

Inhale, exhale.

Bring your hand to

your marvelous Mount Venus.

Little by little, your hand,

so wonderful and magical, vibes with you.

And your vulva

vibrates full of life.

Your hand is alive.

Companions, girls, sit down, feel delicious.

Please feel, feel,

feel without being self-conscious.

That's it.

Feel free to scream.

- Turn around. - What?

Turn around.

- No, wait. - Come on.

- Wait. - Come on.

Alexa.

- Come on. - Come here.

Up here, dude.

Come on.

Right here.

- Here, upside down. - I'm good here.

And use your knees.

Come on.

Come on, please.

- OK. - Yeah? Yeah?

- But quickly, I have to go. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lie down there.

Face down.

Honey, but you need to relax your legs

so that I can...

- I am relaxed. - It doesn't feel like it.

- Yes. - Honey.

I'm gonna get a cramp, honey.

You're not getting anything.

- No, Alexa. Hey, hey, hey! No. - What?

No, no. That's enough.

Better not to experiment, honey.

Why don't you...

turn around and we do it doggy-style?

So we can have great orgasms.

Honey, you finish, but I don't.

Wow, you're hungry?

If I don't eat enough in the morning,

I get hungry at school.

But...

Are you going to finish the cookies and cereal?

Did you clean the blender where you made your smoothie?

Because the other day, I washed dishes all day.

Did you shower?

You're just like the guys at my school.

I don't know why I even told you.

No, it's just that we have to keep the fridge stocked

and I don't have time to go to the store, Sol.

I'd better go.

No, sorry. It's not your fault.

It's the selfish guy in my room.

It must be easy, huh?

Just thinking about yourself.

See, Martin?

Why it's important to come during morning sex?

Sol, you know what?

Sol.

I'm sorry.

Hey, Sol. Sunny girl.

Because the sun is out.

Hey, I'm here to do some exercise.

Some abs, squats,

let's go to the park.

What are you talking about?

I have to go to school.

Right. I'll go with you,

and we can walk, jog a little bit.

We can do some exercise together.

What's wrong?

Alexa.

She did it without having an orgasm,

so she's in a bad mood.

How do you know that?

And because I take too much food from her fridge.

And because I'm a weirdo.

And she asked me if I took a shower yesterday.

And I took a shower last night.

She said if I didn't take a bath

the boys at school wouldn't like me.

Whatever.

doesn't change your beauty. ,

And the boys at school won't notice,

because they're just sons of...

Idiots, yes, idiots.

Idiots.

I was going to say something worse like

sons of bitches, assholes.

See? A smile, my love.

You look so pretty like that.

A therapist never says my love.

No, but...

I'm a therapist who wants what's best for you

and for you to feel confident.

Plus, I got a job.

- Already? - Yep.

Wow, good for you, but...

Now you won't have time

to be my weird therapist?

Why do you say that? Of course.

I'll always be there for you. Always.

Whenever you need me.

I'll give up everything for you.

We're on our way to school,

let's jog a little bit.

- No, no... - Exercise makes you happy.

- It releases endorphins. - I haven't studied for my exam.

I need to go.

You didn't study?

You have an exam? Why didn't you tell anyone?

Who am I going to tell?

My dad's not here.

My mom isn't either.

Alexa doesn't care.

And my grandma is with her models.

Do you realize that no one cares about me?

Hey, no, come here.

I care about you.

A lot.

Well, I'm leaving.

I gotta go.

- Sol, I'll go with you. - I'm going alone.

Hello, Lola.

How funny, I was just thinking about

whether to call you.

Hey, Facu, yeah.

Hey, that kiss didn't exist.

I mean, it did exist, but...

it was the excitement, right? Like friends.

Hey, I wanted to ask you a favor.

You say jump, I say how high.

- Yeah, look. - That kiss ...

was magical, you know? I felt it.

Sure. Yeah. Look.

What I want your help with

is to let them know that I'll be late for the call, OK?

Sure, yeah, whatever you need, today, tomorrow, always.

But I warn you, Aguirre will shout to heaven, but...

But I'll defend you, Lolita.

So don't worry, OK?

It's fine.

Well, thanks, Facu.

- Bye. - And...

Lola, I'll send you a kiss, because...

maybe tomorrow...

So intense.

OK.

Lolita

Lolita

Ah, damn it.

Sol! Sol. Sol.

Your eyes are like two stars.

Your mere presence lights up the school.

You're so pretty.

Be happy.

What are you looking at, dickface?

I don't want to talk to you.

What were you thinking,

standing up a shaman?

I know, Mom, but I can't leave Sol.

I can't leave her.

Again.

Don't you want to undo the spell?

Of course I do!

But now that I got my job back,

I got my salary back and...

I'm getting Sol back.

Oh, that farce.

That's not a good relationship with your daughter.

Again, the only thing you're thinking about,

all you care about, is yourself.

And not her, Eduardo.

What do I do with Sol?

Nothing, pick her up from school.

She's very lonely.

And don't forget, Mom.

How could you think

I could forget my own granddaughter?

OK. Great. Bye, Mom.

Hey, no, wait. I have to...

recommend a cool song

I discovered to relax, it's really good.

Come on, Mom. Bye.

It's so late.

Blessed catharsis.

And just like the hand is used to work,

the eye is for seeing and the lung is for breathing,

the clitoris is there just to give us pleasure.

The clitoris has been...

discriminated against, hidden, demonized.

Why?

Because men only care about us liking them,

instead of wanting us to have pleasure.

When we watch porn.

Because I know that behind the microphone

there are many who like watching porn.

What do we see?

Everything but clitoral stimulation.

It's non-existent.

I don't know about you,

but I'm getting pretty horny.

And you know what, women?

I invite you to get horny wherever you are.

It doesn't matter what you're doing.

OK. OK, I got it.

I got it, I got it, I got it.

First, feel like the most daring,

free and sexy woman.

You are the ideal woman.

Then, the caresses

where your secret fan says...

Facundo.

- Nat, can I come in? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, um...

You look cute today.

Thank you, you too.

I mean, you always...

- Well, you always look handsome. - Yeah.

- Thanks. - Yeah.

And it smells like...

Don't say it, don't say it.

- I smelled it too, but... - Yeah.

OK.

We have a meeting with Lola

and we're going to need the boardroom.

Lola, yes, yes, of course, right now...

I'll get my things and send the things

I was sending just now.

And I'll leave you alone.

It smells delicious...

My mouth is watering.

Yes.

OK.

- We'll need the room, OK? - Yeah, I'll set it up.

- Great. - Yeah. Yeah.

Give it time.

That five-minute thing and it's over,

doesn't work.

I'm glad you mentioned it, Dominika.

Did you hear that? Time, gentlemen.

Maximum level is not reached in five minutes.

Or with a quickie.

We can have an orgasm,

and another and another,

just knowing how to use the power of our clitoris.

Girls, we have the power

between our lips.

Well, let's welcome back...

Miss Lola.

And I have to admit it wasn't by decision but...

No way.

Damn, Natalia, you look great today.

And these damn clients are very important

for Pandora's Box.

Oh, if I still had my beast...

you wouldn't get out of here alive.

Oh, Lolita, Lolita.

Why are you so pretty?

I could marry you.

I'll give you a house and all the children you want.

Well, now that Lola

is going to be the image of the program...

Lola.

Hey, Lola.

I hope you at least read the script

I sent you last night.

Ah, I know it by heart, yes.

Don't worry, cutie.

Good.

You have to make the most of this.

- Lola! - Huh? Yeah. No, hell yeah.

Yes, of course, Mr. Aguirre.

It's a great opportunity, I know.

Move!

What's with you two?

It smells like Friday night perversion.

It's not for nothing, but they're waiting for us on set.

What does it smell like?

Sol!

Sol.

You're not alone, sweetie.

- Grandma. - Sweetie.

How did you do on the exam?

Bad, I'm sure.

Why was I born a woman and not a man?

Oh, sweetie, what are you saying?

Grandma.

If you're not pretty, you're nobody.

And since my period started...

Are you on your period? Do you need a pad?

No, it's not that.

And on top of everything I got a zit.

It looks gorgeous on you.

Let's pack up all your stuff,

and you can come live at grandma's house.

- What do you think? - Grandma...

I'd rather stay in my dad's apartment.

With his things there, I miss him less.

Honey, look.

You don't have a father.

You don't have a father. OK? You don't have a mother either.

OK? You don't have a mother either.

But you do have a grandmother.

And your grandma will never leave you alone.

Let's go.

Soccer is a worldwide phenomenon.

And for those of us who are true fans,

it's part of our day to day.

Seeing those eleven men on the pitch sweating...

No, wait, wait.

What do you mean, men?

Well, they're not dogs.

No, but soccer isn't just for men.

Right now women's soccer in Mexico is having a moment.

Yes, but this show is for men.

Yes, but soccer isn't.

- You're talking about soccer. - It's the same thing.

No, no.

No, it's not the same.

Honestly,

a woman presenting soccer as a men's thing,

I find it a bit macho and retrograde.

Nat, that's great, but...

the soccer that really matters

is men's soccer.

For example, the World Cup.

Women's football is cool,

it's a good distraction for athletic chicks.

Did we bring her back for this? Really?

- No, look, look. - No.

Women look good doing other things.

Like in a swimsuit.

Where they swim with their legs up like that.

Synchronized swimming.

Or with the little skirt and the thing.

Ice skating.

You sound like one of them.

Do you hear yourself?

Well, maybe I'm one of them.

Well, maybe so.

And you don't know anything about the clitoris.

What about the clitoris?

No way!

When you find it, we'll talk, OK?

I can't do this.

What about the clitoris?

Oh, I have to close the door.

- Hello. - Hi.

What are you doing here?

We're here to pick up Sol's things.

Sol, forgive me for how I spoke to you in the morning?

I have my problems.

It's fine.

Now you have the whole fridge to yourself.

Thanks for everything, Alexa.

I'd better take her.

So Lalo can come back.

Yeah, maybe it's for the best.

She's in a bad way.

Lalo has to stop

avoiding reality.

Well, yes, but reality is tough to swallow.

- Bye, Alexa. - Bye.

Thanks for everything.

And I hope you have a lot of orgasms.

I hope so.

Mart�n, I never come.

Is this a joke?

No, it's not a joke.

Nor is it funny, I promise.

So you fake it.

Yes, I mean, sometimes.

And that's wrong, right?

Of course it is, it's fucked up.

Yeah, it's awful.

Hey, what's wrong with you? What, I don't excite you?

Well...

Is it too small for you or...

- No. - Because it's crooked?.

No, it has nothing to do with your dick,

it has to do with my clitoris.

Oh, Alexa.

What?

Are you leaving just like that?

What do you want me to do?

To stimulate my vulva and clitoris.

- That's what I want. - Yeah, saying vulva

again really gets me excited.

Said no one ever.

- Where are you going? - To watch porn.

They don't say vulva there.

Clitoris.

OK, let's see.

OK.

Let's see, let's see, where is the...

famous clitoris. Here it is.

No.

It's not here.

Oh, shit, this is a hole.

No, it isn't.

- I think this is it. - Oh, geez.

I respect that.

No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait.

No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait. The thing is...

The thing is...

I bought a thong that...

so I don't show a camel toe.

From the back it gets in and in the front it's like...

Yeah. Sounds awkward, but hey, I'll leave you to it.

I hope it goes well.

Do you wear a thong or panties?

OK. It has nerve functions.

OK.

Did you see how...

See?

Can I tell you something, grandma?

But promise you won't tell my parents.

I mean, if they show up.

If they show up.

You can tell me anything, sweetheart.

I feel very lonely.

OK.

Look.

A lot of people feel that way sometimes.

It happens to me too.

But...

it's important to look for things that make you feel good.

That they make you feel accompanied.

And...

And to understand that you have yourself.

No, I don't know.

I'm like a balloon that flew away.

Hey, what about friends?

It's very important to have friends in this world.

I don't really have any.

I mean, it's just that they scare me.

It's just, grandma, I don't know,

I'm embarrassed of myself.

- What do you mean? - I mean, how I look.

- I don't know. - But you're a ray of sunshine.

Like your name, Sol.

Yeah, you say that because you're my grandma.

No, I say that because it's true.

And you have to believe it.

You have to believe that you are sunshine.

The important thing is to love yourself.

And when you're lonely,

remember that you have yourself.

And you.

Hello, Lola.

- Hi. - Can I give you a lift?

My car is over there.

- OK. Yeah, sure. - Yeah?

Where are you going?

Hey, what are you gonna do the night of the lunar eclipse?

Have dinner with you.

At my house.

Shall we?

I swear, I swear to you

that always happens to me.

- That's a pectoral. - Yeah.

Very strong. It's very hard.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

No, wait, wait.

- Are you OK? - Yes.

- Are you sure? - Yes.

Of course.

No, wait, wait.

I'm a virgin.

You're kidding, right?

- You're joking. - No, I've never been with a man.

What?

- Your daughter? Meli. - No.

No, Meli is with her mom.

No, I think it's Meli. Let's see.

Who can it be?

I knew you'd be here.

It's enough for three.

- Lola. - Yeah.

You're going to learn what the clitoris can do for you.

No shit.

Facundo.

You're going to learn what a real woman is.

Are you coming?

LA LOLA

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