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A VIX ORIGINAL SERIES

AN ATENEA PRODUCTION

A DORI MEDIA PRODUCTION

Ta-da!

Look what I found.

Cards.

- So, some cards or what? - I'll trade you.

And I'll give you the cards.

- OK. - Sure.

Whoever draws the lowest card...

- Loses. OK. - Sure.

OK.

And what do they lose?

And, one...

- Two. - Two.

- Three. - Three.

- OK, I'll start. - Yeah! Let's see...

I'll start.

Me, me!

One piece, off!

Yeah!

- Three. - Here goes.

- Come on. - Let's see.

You look like a worm.

Three.

- A shoe. - Go on, yeah.

A shoe.

I didn't know you had a fetish.

Feet.

Three.

That's it! OK, young man, here.

Wow!

It looks like...

- You're out of a painting. - Oh, thank you.

OK...

- Thank you. - One, two...

Three.

- Come on, mamacita . - Come on, mamacita .

- OK, go ahead. - Sure.

That's it!

Um...

Don't kiss it because I farted.

OK.

No, I'm kidding, I didn't fart.

- Another one. - Shall we continue?

One, two...

Three.

- Ah! Just like that? - Go on, everything.

Everything. Everything, come on.

Oh, watch out!

It's just...

The socks. See...

- Fine. - OK.

- So, what's up? - Well, yeah, right?

- What we came for, right? - What?

- Yes. - OK? No?

Don't you want to wait a little longer?

- Play more? - What for?

Well, I'd like to...

be sure of what I like, really.

How? You don't like this?

- Yeah! - Stop!

- Obviously! - You don't like this?

Well...

What the hell!

No, no, no.

No...

Sorry, sorry, it's just...

I don't know, my body is my temple.

Yes, yes, and a temple needs believers.

And I want to believe...

- Enough! - In your religion.

Oh, yes, believe! Oh, yes!

No, no, no.

No! No!

You want it too, don't you?

But don't you care that I'm...

- A woman? - Yes.

Hey!

No, no, I don't want to interrupt, but...

I just feel like I'm... a third wheel.

I'm the problem.

Right?

Let me steal him for just a second. OK?

- No! Hang on! - Bro,

don't steal my chick.

Well, now she's mine.

It's not my fault she was your chick, dude.

- Sloppy seconds. - I'm not getting your seconds.

Of course not, you're invited.

What? No! Threesomes are for fags.

Hey, bro! Didn't you see the documentary I sent you?

It wasn't a documentary, dude, it was porn.

A porno-documentary, when there's a woman,

- it's not gay anymore. - No, no, no.

No way, no way.

Hey! Since when are you so traditional?

You have to try things, dude.

Yeah, I do have to try things, but not you.

Hey, bro! Why not?

Fuck it, aren't you curious?

No! No way, dude. I haven't thought about it...

Well...

I'm not going to deny that I've thought about it,

but... it would be crazy. No?

Nah.

I'll take a piss.

I won't be long.

- What? - I'll take a piss.

Quick!

Oh, what did she say?

No... She's going to pee.

Hey!

Lalo...

We have to fuck Natalia once and for all.

Ah, well, yeah! The thing is...

there's a hole, but no pole.

Right!

Well, get rid of Facundo,

because when you go after Natalia,

he'll come after you like a mechanical bull

and we have only one rule and you know it.

Well, the thing is... I'm liking Facundo...

I don't know, he's got like a work of art here...

No! No way!

We have only one rule, not from behind.

We didn't give in before and we won't give in now.

Now everyone is in bed all hot and in panties.

- It's all set. - Hey!

- Not in the ass. - No way.

- Not in the ass. - Lola.

No way.

Hey...

You know what? I have to go, I mixed pills and wine

and I think it's disagreeing with me.

- What? No, no. - I also think

I left the boiler on

and I don't want to set my apartment on fire...

But the game of cards was very cool.

- You guys keep going, I'll go. - Lola!

Please, don't do this to me, Lola.

Lola.

- Don't leave... - Up the ass, no.

She fucked up the threesome.

Did she take your skirt?

Yes and... it doesn't fit her.

- No. - No.

Honey.

Who is it?

Me, Martin.

I'm coming.

- Sweetie. - Get out of the way!

Who are you with?

- No one. - Where is he?

You're cheating on me, fuck this.

You're getting more and more paranoid.

Shut up!

Get out of the way!

- Martin, can you take a breath? - Shut up!

What are you looking for?

Where is the bastard?

No one is here, it was just me.

Oh, sure! You take me for an idiot.

You want me to believe that you were alone? Is that it?

Since you don't want to learn how to fuck me,

- someone has to satisfy me. - Shut up!

Alexa...

Alexa...

She's awake.

- Yeah? - Alexa...

I'm here. Yes.

- What happened? - Miss...

- Tell me, what happened? - Please.

- Huh? - Please...

She just woke up,

could you give me some space to check her out?

- Yes. - Thanks.

- Ah... - Thanks.

Hello.

I'm going to shine a light and ask you a few questions.

What's your name?

Alena.

What's today?

Fribay.

Do you know what happened to you?

I fell.

Thank you.

Come here.

Me?

- Yes, come here. - There?

Look, it's not necessary to take her to the hospital...

it was a simple fainting spell.

But I suggest you be very careful

with her surroundings.

Miss, your friend is aphasic.

What? Aphasic?

I don't know what aphasic is. In English, please.

Aphasic means she has difficulty speaking.

- Forever? - No, not necessarily.

So, where did she get hit?

Look, it's nothing neurological,

it's more like a way to deal with her situation.

Aren't you a feminist, man?

- Miss... - What?

It's not that easy.

As someone who went through something similar, I can say...

It's not easy.

Did someone hit you too?

Don't scold her.

Let me tell you something.

Someone who does this once...

doesn't back down, and it can get a lot worse.

If you want to file a report...

I'll leave you the diagnosis.

Yeah?

This will help.

Thank you very much.

- Keep an eye on her. - Yes.

Take care of her.

Thank you.

No, no, don't leave, I'm going to need another one.

Natalia, daughter, you haven't tasted your fruit.

Oh, thank you, Moni! Chilaquiles. Thank you.

Hey, I didn't hear you come in last night.

Because I arrived an hour ago, mother.

Oh!

Claudio, aren't you coming?

Damn.

Well, when you stare at the chilaquiles,

does that mean you're in love?

Do you think you can be in love

with two people at the same time?

Oh, my child! It's difficult enough

loving just one idiot...

Loving two would be even harder.

What if I like both of them?

Darwinism.

Stay with the one that suits you best,

and let the others go extinct.

My love, good morning.

- Hi, Dad. - No, no, no.

You're not playing today!

We have lunch with the Valdivia O'Flaners

- and we said we'd go. - No, you said you'd go.

I said I'd play 18 holes with the guys.

Claudio, for God's sake.

Look, tempting though it is to be without you,

you can't let me go through the shame of going alone.

Carola, the Valdivia O'Flaners are the most boring people

- we know. - Your friends.

Mom, enough! Whatever.

Go alone, maybe you'll have a better time.

- Listen to your daughter. - Sweetie, comments like that

make me hesitate to leave the company in your hands.

But I must say that I loved...

the girl you picked for the TV series.

Right? Thank you, yes.

She was my pick.

Well, anyway, I have a lot of ideas

to leverage her talent.

- I want her in a show. - Hey, hey... Lola is mine.

You saw how the clients were delighted with her,

and begged me to let her host.

Well, they forced you to rehire her.

No, no one forces me to do anything.

That woman works for me.

Claudio...

are you really going to leave me alone?

No, you're not so lucky.

And you know what, it's 8:00 AM,

please, don't get drunk.

Give me another one!

You want one?

Can I come in?

You already did, motherfucker!

My love...

- Are you alright? - No, she can't talk.

She is biphasic. Huh?

A... Aphasic.

Oh, my love!

My love, please forgive me. Yes?

It's just that...

I've been under a lot of stress at work.

And I felt like I was losing you

and I wasn't thinking, that's it.

I wasn't thinking.

- Shut up, shut up! - I'm not gonna shut up.

Will you forgive me?

- Don't touch her, motherfucker! - Hey!

- Don't touch her! - Please stay out of it.

Knock it off! OK? This is between Alexa and me.

- Stay out of this. - I'm not staying out of this.

And you don't only look mentally retarded,

you're not a man.

Hey, hey, stop it, OK? Crazy bitch!

No! You were crazy yesterday, asshole.

- You were crazy yesterday! - Hey.

Before I cut off! the tiny balls you do have.

- Jackass. - OK.

Shit, Alexa! What the hell!

You didn't see the red flags?

So, then I thought I'd have ice cream.

But guess what? Here in Cuba,

it's almost impossible.

Thank goodness, my Bruce Lee

took me to get a tiny one, like this.

But he had to secretly ask for it.

I think the first thing that I'm going to buy

when I get back to Mexico is ice cream.

Yes! Come on, let's go. Yes.

Yeah, sure.

You'll like Bruce.

Obviously, Bruce Lee isn't his name.

But that's what we call him.

Because he does Kung fu.

Hey, what's up with you?

What are you up to? What are you doing?

Nothing.

- What do you mean nothing? - She goes to school, OK?

She fulfills her obligations and her responsibilities,

- unlike her parents. - Hello Sonia.

- Where are you? - In Cuba.

I came to meet my boyfriend's friends.

Ah! And you left your daughter because of a boyfriend?

Look, Sonia...

You know very well there's a moment in life...

where you feel,

that you can't do certain things. No?

What about your dad?

Well, I don't know if he's in Canada

or Ethiopia.

Maybe he's in Cuba.

How can you not know?

You at least took the time to do a Zoom with me.

Whereas he...

not even a call.

Oh, honey, wait for me, OK?

Just let me get Bruce Lee

to marry me and I'll be back, OK?

It's just that back in Mexico, guys only like young women.

But here, sweetie...

Wow! Here they like whatever moves.

- Granny! - You're not missing anything.

I have an idea.

No more being depressed.

Get dressed up, take a shower,

and we're going to a cool place, as you'd say.

Yeah, anything's better than your weird movies.

Hey, they're cult classics. Go take a shower!

You're not the boss of me.

Go on. Come on.

Get your butt in bed.

That's it!

Look at you.

You look like you had a fight with Rocky.

What?

Oh.

Ah. Give me a sec,

I'm getting a call.

I'll be right back.

- Hello? - What's up?

Party pooper.

Hi Nat, how are you?

Sexy girl.

Incomplete.

Why don't we finish what we started?

Yeah, the thing is, I had an emergency,

and I had to run out.

What? More important than me?

Ah, yeah.

No offense, but yeah, more important than you.

What happened?

No, nothing, just a friend is having a hard time

and I'm here with her.

OK, send me the address.

How intense!

Chicks are so intense.

Let's...

talk.

I want to know exactly what happened.

Because... I've never told you this, but...

I admire you very much and I won't stop admiring you.

But...

it's so weird.

You're the advocate of women.

The one who's always like, Female power!

And fighting, empowering.

And...

And I say this as a man, I mean...

Not that it's different, I mean...

Do you understand that it's different now?

Why did you allow a dude like that to hit you,

who looks like an idiot?

I mean, you shouldn't let anyone do that, right?

Not even a heartthrob like me.

But...

You can't let anyone touch you.

Did you understand everything I said?

The doctor told me that you're triphasic.

And... I don't know if you understand me.

Oh, yeah!

Write it down?

Write it down.

"Aphasic, idiot."

Ah, you're aphasic and an idiot.

And you admit it? No!

This is evidence that I now have against you.

Come! Spooning?

Come on.

How to improve your day in three steps.

Step one:

Get a cupcake and a cookie.

Step two: Get another cupcake and another cookie.

And step three: Enjoy them with your grandma.

Look, grandma.

Who's that?

Bruno, a boy from school.

He's cute, isn't he?

He's got...

something.

Hey, hey, what's going on here, Sol?

Why are they saying these things?

"Because I'm not as stupid as you."

- Send. - Ah, granny!

No! Nobody messes with my granddaughter.

These guys!

Thanks for coming.

Of course, I was worried.

What happened?

- Come here. - OK.

Oh, no!

Dude, Alexa?

No way! It's Alexa!

I'm a huge fan.

I listen to you every day on the radio.

This is weird.

Nice to meet you.

What happened?

Nothing. Some jackass.

What the hell! Who was it?

- Her boyfriend. - What?

No way! Let's just kill all men.

Obviously, you already reported it, right?

Ah, no!

You haven't reported it?

No.

Hey... is that why you left in such a hurry yesterday?

Come! Come!

Yes.

Yes, yes, because...

I wanted to be in the threesome, I thought it was... great,

but well, my friend had an emergency and...

- Yes. - A threesome or your friend?

Well, obviously, your friend, I mean, the threesome...

it's a threesome,

but your friend, she's your friend. Right?

So...

You really don't care that I'm a woman?

Not at all.

- With boobies? - I have them too.

- Yes. - Yes.

Amazing boobies.

OK.

OK.

YOU DON'T CHANGE, ASSHOLE

Don't worry, baby! I'm happy to.

It's no hassle.

It's Alexa. I mean, I'm her fan.

Besides, you must be exhausted.

You have to get some rest. I'm sure you didn't sleep.

Get some rest.

Relax.

Remember that thing we talked about?

Explore yourself, get to know yourself!

You'll thank me later.

OK, kisses.

Bye.

Here.

Here we go. Bye.

Hot soup.

Oh! You don't have to thank me.

That asshole will never touch you again.

Now, get some rest.

Relax. Enjoy your dinner.

And tomorrow we'll talk. Well, I'll talk.

Now that I came here, I want to...

take the opportunity to make an indecent proposal,

that you can't refuse.

I mean, a work proposal.

Nothing weird.

Well, anything you need, I'll be right next door.

If you need me to come, just yell.

I mean...

Clap, clap and I'll come.

OK? OK.

I'll leave you to it.

Is everything OK?

Thank you.

Obviously.

Clitoris.

The famous clitoris.

Alright.

Let's see...

what's the deal with this.

Come on.

OK.

Oh, shit!

Shit!

Fuck!

Dude, what is this?

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