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A VIX ORIGINAL SERIES

Thank you.

Hello. Are you Dedalus?

D�dalus.

Thank you.

Hey.

I think I should go because I forgot...

Madame Circe is waiting for you.

And Madame Circe doesn't wait for anyone.

OK.

- Did you bring everything? - Yes.

Worse than a morgue.

I didn't bring the chicken.

I mean, alive. Poor thing.

I brought a sacrificed one.

Roasted.

You guys are serious, right?

It took a lot of work to get the money.

It's not like I have

part of my budget set out for witches.

I just want to be sure.

What are you unsure of?

The preparation for the curse is ready.

And you don't play with evil, my dear.

- Or you get it back. - Oh, no, no, no.

Well, in those terms...

let's move forward.

That man deserves the worst.

Follow me.

Wow, right?

Yes.

Come on!

A cauldron.

Wow, that's cool, that's...

new age medieval.

Of course, Circe is a witch

and witches use cauldrons,

just like firemen use hoses.

OK, OK, I get it.

- Sorry. - Describe him.

Well, there isn't much to say.

He's a jerk.

An idiot.

An asshole who thinks he's the cream of the crop.

He's a miserable, self-centered traitor,

a chauvinist fucker!

And there wasn't much to say.

And how did you fall in love with that dog?

Oh, I don't know, I was vulnerable.

Maybe I felt insecure about my body.

For lust? Maybe.

Yeah, that's it.

My defect is that I look for the rod...

- That's hardest. - Yes.

And I just go all in.

Well, I need you to describe him...

What is Lalo really like?

I mean, describe him normally, normally.

Well, Lalo is...

the most handsome man in the world.

Like, if you're at a bar,

everyone's looking at him.

He has this smile...

No, look, I hate it when you give me advice.

I know how to flirt too.

In my own way, but I can flirt.

OK, then, go ahead.

- I want to see. - I want advice.

I'm tired of paying for women, really.

Bro, here's the golden rule.

A woman doesn't care whether you're handsome or not.

What matters is that you make her laugh.

Make her laugh and take her to bed.

That's it. Let's go.

Anything else?

Whatever you want, I want, baby.

The Brazilian again.

No, it's Romina. She won't leave me alone.

Aren't we having dinner tonight?

Why, whenever you fuck some chick,

does she think you're getting married,

you're going to have kids, pets, a honeymoon?

All that shit. Why?

I don't know.

- It's so annoying. - Let's go.

We can talk

and laugh for hours.

And before you know it, all of a sudden

you're mounted on him having multiple orgasms.

And why did you leave such a wonder?

- Because she's an idiot. - Yes.

- Hey. - I mean...

- Maybe. - Because he's not mine!

What is this?

What is this? This isn't what I asked for!

I didn't want to kill a chicken...

No. Stop!

It doesn't matter.

Are these Lalo's too, or did it gross you out?

Yeah, they're Lalo's.

What? What is this?

That's Lalo's, too. But not from his head...

- I had to... - Don't explain.

How can you love someone who smells like that?

The smell of freedom.

I'm gonna cast a spell on you,

so you learn to be free

and stop looking for masochistic relationships.

Hey, I'm not a masochist.

I just want a man who really loves me.

You must first learn how to love yourself.

What? What?

Relationships involve two parties.

I want you to put a spell on him, not me.

Yes, and so it shall be.

Everything you ask for will be given to you.

But it's no use if you keep looking

for the same assholes.

- What? - You have to learn to...

look for a different man.

- There aren't any. - Yes there are.

- No. - Yes, there are.

It's just...

But you have to learn

to look, OK?

To follow your heart

To follow your heart even with your eyes closed.

even with your eyes closed.

Even if your ears are covered.

- Do you understand? - No.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. Whoever follows you will understand.

Whoever follows you will understand.

I just want to give him a taste of his own medicine.

And this medicine is coming out great.

- Something's missing, D�dalus. - What?

What goes here?

- What goes here? - What goes there?

What goes here? What goes here?

- The photo, the photo. - The photo!

- The photo I asked you for. - The photo.

- The photo, the photo. - Yes, you did ask for it.

- This spell is shaping up. - My apologies.

OK, now.

Here we go.

Now...

tell me clearly what you want.

I want him to know

how it feels to be treated like I was.

To suffer...

to fell in love and be left for someone else.

To know what it is to really love.

To want to get married.

To yearn to have a family.

How boring.

- Tonito, good morning. - Good afternoon, Lal�n.

- How are you? - Good, you?

- Guess what I brought you. - A chicken tamale?

Exactly, but just a minute.

Erick, good morning. How are you?

Betrayal hurts.

Good morning.

In a nutshell...

I want revenge!

You'll get revenge.

Welcome.

This is my home.

I hope you like it.

Alexa!

My roomie's name is Alexa. I want to see if she's here.

Alexa!

Hey, Alexa, are you here?

I think we have the house all to ourselves.

- Your roomie. - Yes, my roomie.

She's a super smart woman, just like you.

You'd get along great.

I mean, she's not very pretty.

Is she your roomie, or your girlfriend?

Oh, didn't I tell you?

I'm married with two kids,

we have two pets and an iguana.

No, no, come here.

OK, OK.

I've been told. Is it too big for you?

But I think it's more important

how you move it than size.

- OK. OK. Breathe. - OK.

Don't worry.

I'm not worried, come here.

If you're tense, I can wait.

- What? - Smoke a cigarette.

I'm not tense, what are you talking about?

Dimmed lighting always works.

Because you can imagine

dirty stuff.

Your banana!

No!

No, I'm leaving.

Hey, no, no, no, no, wait.

It's not normal.

Where are you going?

"I'll show you a good time."

Shit.

Where are you?

Bye.

Hope I'll never see you.

This can't be happening.

Where did he go?

Maybe he went to hide, he was afraid of something.

Or was it the wine?

Did it go bad?

No, no, no, this...

it's just a nightmare.

I have to get some sleep, some rest, because...

in the morning everything will go back to normal.

I'm sure of it.

Tomorrow my banana

will be good as new.

My banana, tomorrow it will be fine.

Lalo.

Your dick is gonna fall off one of these days, man.

Lalo, I'm leaving.

Bro, can you clean up your mess?

Bye, Lalo!

Lalo, they moved the presentation

for the program to eleven.

I'm gonna need you to be there before that.

To prepare everything we're going to present for the show.

Get up, I need to talk to you.

Lalo.

Lalo!

Fuck, man.

And finally,

so the evil doesn't return to you,

you need to bathe three times in raw milk.

What? Where am I going to get raw milk?

It doesn't exist, it's all pasteurized.

Oh, I don't know.

That's your problem.

But don't start saying

the curse was broken,

that Madame Circe's spells don't work.

No, no, no.

Now, leave.

Enjoy your revenge.

And be happy.

Wow, right?

Hey, what did the witch mean,

that I don't understand,

that those who follow me will?

Well, who's gonna follow me?

Plenty.

Plenty.

Herme, let her out.

Very kind. Thank you.

No way, no way.

Come on.

Banana.

Come on, banana.

Shit.

What the...

What the hell? No, no, no.

No, no, no.

What, what? This is too much.

What the hell? What the hell?

What the hell?

I'm...

Lalo, I'm serious.

I need you in the office now!

No way.

OK.

God damn it.

Oh, shit, shit.

God. God.

I never talk to you, but...

what's this shit?

No.

What's going on?

What the hell?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What?

Oh, no.

Freud.

I never imagined that your theory was true.

I know how to take them off, but not how to put them on.

Shit, shit, shit.

Speak.

Circe, it's Romina.

I came to you about the bastard Lalo.

Do you think you're the only one Madame Circe sees?

No, darling.

The world has as many bastards as there are men.

Yes, of course.

I'm Romina,

the one with the roasted chicken.

Oh, right. What do you want?

Hey, I wanted to ask you about the job.

Well, look, the job is done, OK?

I've done my part.

Yeah, yeah, I know and I'm so grateful.

I just wanted to check.

I'm about to finish

my third raw milk bath.

Good.

And I wanted to check if now

the spell will work.

It's not just gonna work, honey,

that man will stay in a woman's body forever.

D�dalus.

D�dalus.

Good morning, handsome.

I know that you left me for someone else.

But I want you to know,

she's never gonna leave you.

Cheers.

To the health of all women who have been used and abused

by bastards like him.

Gast�n!

- What happened? - Yes, good morning.

Move.

Everything ready for the meeting?

- Is Lalo here yet? - No, he isn't, Mr. Aguirre.

Well, no one can be late today, find him.

He won't answer me.

I'll try again, don't worry.

- Get moving. - Sorry.

- Vicky! - Yes.

Do something.

Get a move on!

Yes.

Bunch of lazy asses.

Good morning, handsome.

I know that you left me for someone else.

But I want you to know,

she's never gonna leave you.

Shit.

Samantha.

What the fuck did you do to me, Samantha?

What did you drug me with?

What drug did you give me?

Answer me, bitch!

Shit, shit, shit.

What the fuck did you do to me?

Hello?

Hey, whoever you are, can I talk to Lalo, please?

Hello.

Lalo is doing his own thing.

You saw, I called and called, but some chick answered.

Some people never change.

That's right, Vicky.

This fucking guy.

I'LL COME SEE YOU SOON, MOM, I'M A LITTLE BUSY.

Well, son, it doesn't matter.

OK.

I wanted to tell you that I had a dream about you.

Are you OK?

I woke up feeling weird.

I don't know, I'll tell you later.

Hey, son, how's your throat?

Your voice is...

And I dreamed

that you became a woman.

And I was stoked.

You know why?

We did everything together,

we went on a cruise, we met some French guys.

And we made creme brul�e,

all night, in a group.

WELL, MAYBE YOU WANTED IT SO BADLY

THAT IT CAME TRUE. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

You know what, son? Don't call me.

Don't call me, just pay me the club.

And take some cough medicine, because honestly,

you sound like Aunt Braulia.

Divine.

Oh, Aunt Braulia.

Excuse me, miss.

Where are you headed?

I'm going to the production meeting, Tono.

Excuse me.

What did you call me?

To...

Right. Sorry. Sorry.

I have a meeting in the production room,

that's where I'm going.

Right, could you show me some ID, please?

Yes, of course.

Ah, yes, yes.

Gast�n! Gast�n.

What's up? How are you?

- Hello? - Hey.

Hey,

Hey, I know Lalo.

I know Lalo.

And he asked me to do a few things for him.

So, I'm here, but I don't have ID,

I left it in my wallet.

And he won't let me in.

Do you understand me?

No, I don't understand you.

Can't you help me out?

She's with me.

Thank you, Tonito.

Hey.

Hey, you're really pretty.

- Vicky! - Yes.

You really haven't found Lalo?

No, boss.

He only answered Gast�n once,

and I heard clearly that he left him

because he was with someone else.

Vicky.

Don't be callous,

what if something really did happen to Lalo?

This is Lalo's idea, Lalo has to present it.

Period!

- Are the clients here yet? - Yes.

They're watching music videos.

They're easily entertained.

I'm here.

I'm fine.

The royal entrance.

Are you all right, miss?

Yes, Facu, thanks.

- You know my name? - I don't know her.

She knows my name.

Everyone here in the office calls me Paco.

And my really, really close friends

call me Facu, but...

You can call me whatever you want.

What happened? Don't mess with me.

I called you Facu, because I was told at the entrance

than the guy with slanted eyes is Facu.

He's Facu.

And they are slanted,

his are more rounded.

Not that it's bad to have round eyes.

In fact, they look great.

In fact, they look great. Yours are blue.

Yours are blue.

Which is a symbol of wealth, of abolition, of fancy people.

What? What a morning.

- Who are you? - Me?

I'm Lola.

Lalo's cousin.

And he won't be able to come in.

- So, I came here in his... - Hold on,

what kind of bad joke is this?

My mom and his mom

named us Lola and Lalo.

They changed the A and the O and...

Look, this meeting won't start without Lalo.

He's never missed an important meeting,

and this won't be the first.

We're going to wait. Period!

Well, he's not coming. Period!

I'm going to do his presentation for him.

- Oh, they're here. - Good morning.

- Good morning. Come in, please. - Good morning.

- Good morning. - Have a seat.

- Good morning. - Have a seat, please.

Please, sit.

Those videos you showed us...

- Thank you. - Sorry, sorry to interrupt.

I want to take advantage now that we have some time,

until Lalo arrives, to...

tell you about an idea that I have in my head.

Now's not the time, Gast�n.

The oven isn't for buns.

Now's not the time to waste time, Victoria.

OK, I'll keep going.

You know how serial killers

have garnered some fanaticism?

This first season will be

on how serial killers

dress like women to kill their victims.

So, I'd like to take a chance

in this first season to give it a comedic tone.

- Romantic. - Hey, sorry, I won't be long.

- Will you come with me? - Yes.

- Gast�n, keep going. - Perfect.

Just be quiet.

I don't know what's your deal.

But tell your cousin, friend or whatever,

that he's an irresponsible bastard.

And that we aren't going to lose, because of him,

the WikiFlix platform, OK?

Yeah, yeah, I'll tell him.

But you see, poor Lalo is really sick.

I don't care how sick he is.

He was probably at a party surrounded by chicks.

- Which is why he sent you. - What?

- No, how could you think that? - I know him.

No, he's not like that.

It's just that he has a boil

next to his anus.

- He can't even sit down. - Don't give me that shit.

It's called a boil.

And now this boil next to his anus

keeps him from answering the phone?

- Look, boss. - I'm not your boss.

No, no, no, no, Mr. Aguirre.

The thing is, the plan is perfect.

Lalo gave me his presentation, I'm gonna do it.

- It's a work of art. - Well, tell him

to get in touch with me, now.

Yeah, I'll tell him right now.

A good and feminine morning to my beautiful listeners,

to the great team here with me today.

Pablito has been here since the early hours

doing his best and making a mess.

Just kidding, Pablito.

Welcome to Alexa, is not a robot .

The program that deals with the undealable.

And today we have on the agenda

a very important topic for everyone.

But especially for us women.

I'm talking about the gender pay gap.

Impressive, isn't it? That at this point

we have to keep talking about it.

But hey, I should shut up, because

you already know I can get too intense.

And that's what our guest.

Marcela Olmedo is here for,

a feminist leader who has been working

on this issue for years.

Welcome, Marcela, thank you so much for coming.

No, on the contrary, thank you for inviting me.

So, I'd like you to tell us a little bit

about what the situation is currently like in Mexico,

regarding the gender pay gap.

Sure. Look, the gender pay gap in Mexico

is currently at 13%.

What does this mean? That...

for every hundred pesos that a man makes

for their work on average per month,

a woman makes eighty-seven.

But first, I'd like to explain what the gender gap is.

Please.

Any word from Lalo? Has he called?

No, nothing yet, boss, but...

If you want, I can pitch my show...

He's asleep.

- Endeavor. - Endeavor.

Endeavor, which was a ship

that sank thousands of years ago and there's a part where...

Gast�n, don't be stupid.

Yeah, no bullshit, Molina.

Hold on.

Oh, shit.

Move over.

Ladies, gentlemen. Paul, Miguel.

I know very well what the story is about,

because I'm the guy who wrote it.

Girl, I'm a woman.

Lalo dictated it to me, I...

I wrote it.

He can't be here because of a problem

that's delicate, his boils.

Lola, get to it.

The boil thing?

You mean a follicle?

No, no, it's a boil.

- I said boil, right? - Boil...

It's a boil.

- Boil? Are you sure? - Apparently.

Well, it's on his ass.

But what we are clear about, it's annoying, right?

I have a cousin who, for a year,

couldn't sit down...

There's no time to lose.

No, no, no, of course not.

Let's get to the presentation.

OK, I'm gonna get started with the presentation.

Vicky, why don't you wear pants at meetings?

People can't concentrate with your legs out.

This woman is crazy, where did you find her?

Very well.

Ladies.

Gentlemen.

Sorry...

Now to the presentation.

I promise you won't be disappointed.

I know perfectly well what this is about.

I'm Lola,

Lalo's cousin.

HUNKS

Hunks.

Passion on the field.

Thank you for being with us today, Marcela.

I'll come back to you after this short break.

Good. I gotta run to school.

- Thank you so much. - Yes.

Thank you. Say hello to Doctor Martha.

LALO: SOMETHING VERY WEIRD AND CRAZY IS GOING ON,

I NEED YOU NOW.

HAHA, THE ORGY WITH ELEVEN WOMEN

AND YOU AS THE ONLY GUY WENT WRONG OR WHAT?

Damn Lalo.

In short, forbidden love,

two players from the Under-21s,

who dare to do anything.

Naked torsos, fleshy legs and a happy ending

for the war on fake news.

So, that's it.

I hope you liked it.

If you have any questions, go ahead.

Well, I'd like to know where this idea comes from.

I mean, what are the roots?

Ah, well, I've always played soccer, actually.

And well, in the dressing rooms,

there's a whole code, a whole code.

Because, ass grabbing,

dick pulling, scuffles.

It's like...

You guys play soccer, right?

Well, what I find weird is a woman

who has played soccer all her life.

I'm more of a golfer, but...

But I understand the sweet spot.

- The thing with wardrobe... - Yes!

Yes, yes, my dad played and...

he always took me to soccer games.

Well, not my dad, Lalo's dad.

Hey, Lola, you...

What's your team?

Club America.

But in Europe, the great Real Madrid.

Is that even a question? No...

- No question. - Definitely Lalo's relative.

They talk the same.

Aguirre, I want Lola's show on the screen now.

- That's it! - Consider it done.

No, no, listen to me.

You and I are gonna kill it. Remember that.

Come on.

Gentlemen, sorry for the inconvenience.

I assure you, this will not happen again.

Oh, no, not at all, really.

Great job, really, we loved your vitality,

your spontaneity, really, congratulations.

- That's it! Come on, bro. - That's it. Thank you.

And this is thanks to teamwork, right?

Don't be a bitch.

Well, Lolita, maybe you and me can play

some soccer some time.

- Well, I'll walk you out. - Come on.

- Good, Lola. Incredible. - Thank you.

- Lola, wait. - What the hell?

- What the hell? - Tell me, Mr. Aguirre.

Excuse me, I thought you were...

The presentation was good,

but we don't work that way here.

We're a serious group, OK?

Needless to say, although we are in more modern times,

where women are freer, and can say "what the hell"

and not act feminine,

I will thank you very much, if next time

we have a meeting here with you,

you come dressed in a more conventional way.

Understood?

- Dressed? - Yes, and hair, makeup.

Matching with...

Gross, do you eat your nails?

- Oh, yes, nerves. - Nerves.

Dressed up.

Yes, boss, Mr. Aguirre.

I promise you that next time

I'll give myself a little cat bath...

Well, I don't know if there will be

a next time with you.

I don't know you.

I don't even know if it's true

that Lalo asked you to cover for him.

And let this be clear, Lalo only got out of this

because you made a good presentation.

You don't work here.

So tell Lalo to please contact me urgently.

Yes.

Keep giving those ideas to LaLo.

This time it kinda worked?

I think we're off the hook.

I think.

I think.

Yes, sir.

Move!

Jesus Christ.

Who the hell walks on tippy toes?

I can't stand these shoes anymore.

I really can't take it anymore.

Thank you.

No, no, no.

Wow, great.

No way.

- Hello, Lola. - Hi.

I don't want to bother you,

but I wanted to congratulate you

on a good presentation.

- Thanks, dude. - Yeah.

Oh, and you forgot this.

Thank you.

But it's not mine. It's...

It's from this girl, Samantha, I fu...

I met in the elevator.

Lola, just around the corner there's a...

a caf�, it's delicious.

They have a cappuccino that...

if you want, I'd love to invite you,

if you feel like it.

Wow, thank you.

But no.

Thank you, though.

- OK. - I've got lots of stuff to do.

Yeah, of course.

No, I...

It's fine, I...

Congratulations on the presentation...

I don't want to be a stalker or anything,

as is so common in the office and...

everywhere, right?

- Exactly. - Right...

- I'll see you around, right? - Sure.

OK.

That's all for today, dear listeners.

Hopefully, fingers crossed, it won't take long

for us to realize that talent has to be distributed

equally, no matter whether it comes

from a man or a woman.

See you tomorrow!

Hey, thanks a lot.

I'm leaving.

Say hi to your mom, Canelita.

Tell her to send me mole next time,

it was really good.

Bye. Bye, Pablito!

- Alexa. - Yes?

If you leave your coffee again,

I'll put a spell on you.

Don't get carried away, Pablito.

See you tomorrow.

Bye.

Alexa.

Yes?

Don't give me that, we live together.

If this is one of Lalo's joke,

I think you can let him know it needs some work.

No, just let me explain.

- Lalo... - Oh, sorry,

I haven't seen him in ages.

I don't know what he owes you.

What he told you.

Or did to you, but believe me, I can't help you.

I'm not one of his chicks, OK?

- You won't believe this. - No.

- Those are my boots. - Yes.

He let you into the house,

and let you put all my stuff on.

- No. - That bastard's in for it.

No, Baby09.

Plus he gave you our secret code.

- Great, Lalo, thanks. - Alexa!

Your feet smell.

No matter how much you scrub with vinegar, they still smell.

You like ice cream with bubble gum in secret.

If you eat two tamales,

you don't go to the bathroom for days.

You get backed up.

You like pork rinds.

Which are disgusting.

Who are you?

Lola. Well, I think.

What? Tell me, please!

- OK, I'm trying. - Yes.

This...

this is mine.

Don't tell me...

You killed him?

- You're a murderer. - No!

- You killed Lalo... - Stop right there, rude girl.

That's what your...

That's what your grandma Concha says.

Well, Conchita, she doesn't like to be called Concha.

Alexa.

It's me.

Lalo.

I woke up like this.

Turned into a woman.

LA LOLA

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