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AMBRO: Hi.

B.CUM: Hey. Masc4Masc

Sorry, I'm not into femmes.

AMBRO: Got a place?

B.CUM: Nope. Do you mind doing it in the bushes?

Joke.

Car fun?

AMBRO: G.

Top? Bott? Versa?

B.CUM: Pure top.

AMBRO: Good. Bott here.

B.CUM: You rim?

AMBRO: Depends. Make me.

B.CUM: Feast your eyes on this.

AMBRO: Holy shit. Fuck yes.

B.CUM: Your turn.

B.CUM: Fuck, I'll hit that hard.

Let me load you up. Unli cum.

AMBRO: How big is it?

B.CUM: Say please and I'll show you.

AMBRO: Fuck. Cum on my face.

B.CUM: Video call before we meet?

How 'bout it, bro? Can this fit in your mouth?

I'll milk you so hard. Whatever you want.

You won't be able to walk for three days.

You're a fucking barbie.

B.CUM: You fucking scammer. I don't like femmes. You said you're masc for masc.

AMBRO: You asked. I never answered.

B.CUM: You're disgusting.

AMBRO: No, you're disgusting. You shame the movement.

B.CUM: Sorry, but nobody's gonna wanna fuck you. I have a TG. Subscribe there.

Fantasize all you want.

Did you finish our math assignment?

Not yet, you?

- Nope. - Why didn't you do it?

- I went pussy hunting. - Yuck!

What's this? Hey!

Why are you--

Who is this person?

What are you wearing? Why do you look like that?

The hell are you wearing?

Do not judge or you, too, will be judged.

Matthew 7 verse 1.

Sister Erica?

What's it to you?

Can't I change it up?

Change it up?

You wanna 'change it up'?

Then shave your head!

Hey!

What's your problem?

It looks familiar.

Pretty sure I recognize this look.

Who has this vibe?

- Who? - With the clip--

There is someone. I've seen this look before. Lemme think.

- It looks good on me, though, right? - I'll think about it.

There she is.

- It's Joanna. - Joanna, is that you?

- Oh my God! Very Joanna! - Joanna, is that you?

Joanna this, Joanna that.

Can't I be demure just like her?

Is it wrong to change my branding?

You want Paco to like you, too!

What? No!

You know, if you really want Paco to like you,

the goal is for him to like you for who you are.

Why don't you ask him straight up?

What do you mean?

Ask him on a date!

- Much better. - I could. But it depends.

You're driving me crazy.

I like the way you walked, how is it?

Let's go.

Pose.

Principal Corny!

Good morning!

Mrs. Ricafort!

Good morning. Have a seat!

You look good!

So do you! You're very handsome today!

Now, Mrs. Holly. Please do not objectify me.

I'm not a piece of meat, a hotdog on a stick!

I, too, have a heart that breaks.

Huh?

Ah, I just forgot. I was in a hurry.

What's the objective of this meeting?

Nothing in particular, just… checking in?

I just want to know how the students of Vanguard High

are responding to our new counselor.

Ah, yes.

Who's a good boy?

Me, Mrs. Holly.

What I'm interested in is…

Are the students opening up to you?

Oh, yes!

They are very open.

Really?

Yes! In fact, the great thing is I'm building a connection with them, too.

And as it happens, I'm opening up to them as well.

I don't get it

I'm going in, Mrs. Holly. Are you ready?

Say please.

Please.

How is our Vanguard High TikTak king,

Mr. Paco Barrera?

I know he has plenty of followers. He's famous on social media, but get what I mean?

In our school, we are promoting equality.

Doesn't matter if you're a celebrity or the child of a celebrity,

we set those things aside.

Yes! He is very cooperative.

Ah! That's good, but I want to know is…

can he control his sexual urges now?

Ah!

We are working on it.

That's a relief.

What's up with you?

I’m almost there, Mrs. Holly.

Not so fast, I'm not even close.

I don't think I can keep it in much longer.

You need to consider your partner.

You should always try that both of you climax.

Barely a drop.

I think you've pumped me dry, Mrs. Holly.

Don't overuse it.

Okay, let me finish.

Yes, mister.

I understand.

But can you delay the delivery?

Get your list done and come around back for me.

I still have delivery. I'll just leave it at the gate.

- Oh, no! Don't leave it at the gate! I'm dead! - Im sorry ma'am. I need to go. Thank you.

Hello? Hello!

OMG.

Mama might see it.

What's the matter?

Sorry, Paco! I need to get home this instant!

Right now? Classes aren't even over.

I'm gonna go get a pass from the principal.

Sorry! Later!

MRS. HOLLY: Are you coming for counseling after class, Paco?

Sorry. See you tomorrow.

PACO: Sorry, Mrs. Holly. I'm trying to ask Joanna out on a date.

MRS. HOLLY: Oh, don't forget what I said, okay. Make sure she finishes.

Sweetie. Sorry, did you wait long?

I was finishing something.

What's this?

It's nothing. Something's wrong with the photocopier.

Just throw it in the trash.

Ma! Why do you have a used condom in the bin?

Brian, you know I'm teaching sex education, right?

Especially to first timers with anxiety.

And sex is fun, isn't it? I wanna show them that.

You talking about Paco?

Brian.

I just noticed my friend's been coming in here more often.

You're my son, okay?

But you know all conversations in this clinic are confidential.

Okay, but I’m sure it's Paco.

Poor boy knows nothing about sex.

MRS. HOLLY: Be discreet. Brian's suspecting.

Who's that? New girl?

You giving up on Joanna?

No way. My heart belongs to Joanna.

Who's gonna benefit from everything my mom's teaching you, then?

What?

Didn't she teach you how to use a condom?

Me?

That wasn't me, bro!

You don't have to cover up for each other.

Okay, fine, dude. If you say so.

I love you, Paco!

I can use this to throw Brian off, if I go on a date with Erica--

There's your guinea pig for Mama's lessons.

All right, Imma bounce, man.

Paco, I know you're the one and only TikTak prince and I'm just a fan, but…

I know that I'd rather you hear me out and be rejected.

I gotta try!

I gotta try.

What's the next line?

Paco, will you go on a date with me?

Yes.

Oh my god!

Congratulations! You won! You're the winner!

Bullet.

What did you have for breakfast?

Why do you ask, sir? Are you gonna treat me?

Yeah, sure.

I bet it's eggs. Same as your grade.

You failed the test. Jeez.

If you fail one more exam, I'll have to call your parents.

So they know what their son is up to.

Not even one point. That's called a hotdog.

You're so smug, sir.

You thirsting for a hotdog, is that it?

I know I am.

What was that, Gee?

Nothing, sir!

Sorry, sir.

That's okay.

Because you're the highest. You deserve it!

Thanks.

Thank you, sir.

Very good.

ALLAINE: Erica? I thought he said 'Joanna forever'?

ALLAINE: Since when?

GEE: I don't give a shit.

Gee! Hey, Gee!

Did I do something wrong?

You know what, you're so unfair.

Huh?

What did I do now?

The reason why I let you go--

Wow, big word.

Can you just listen?

I thought you wanted Joanna.

That you love her.

I do.

Then why'd you say yes to Erica? It hasn't even been a week.

Maybe you think I'm ugly that's why I have no chance?

Hey, don't say that.

It's hard to explain, Gee.

Hey, Gee.

What're you doing here? Do you have a cock?

You do. And I want it.

For real, what d'ya need from me?

You know what I need.

Do you know what you need?

What?

You need me.

Need you? I don't even need my mom and dad.

What do I need you for?

You'll need your parents if you don't pass your next exam.

Hold on, you're making me dizzy.

Need this, need that.

What do you want?

I'll help you with every subject you're failing.

Which is all of them. Tutorial.

In exchange for what?

You know.

If you think you can win me over with tutorial lessons, you're dead wrong.

I'm not a prostitute.

"Sex worker" is the politically correct term.

Whatever it's called,

I. Don't. Want. To.

Okay, fine. You don't have to do anything.

I'm numb, anyway. I'll help you. Let's be friends.

Deal?

Did you wash your hands?

No.

Good.

Milk tea.

Happiness?

I love everything with tea.

There's Brian.

You got a problem? What are you looking at? Like what you see, huh?

- What the fuck? - COMMENTS: Hater!

- He's gay but he's homophobic? Make it make sense. - Keep shaming on your sisters!

Fuck you, Ambro, whoever you are.

The fuck is wrong with you?

You're so disappointing. I can't believe I lusted over you.

You're just a hater!

The fuck did you say? Huh?

Ms. Mallari.

Convince me why I should allow you to go home

in the middle of the day.

Sir, today they're delivering their baby--

Who?

My dog.

It's just your dog.

- "Just"? - Mm.

Spiky's not just a dog!

She's been our pet for 20 years.

Brownie's practically family to us.

Spiky? Brownie?

What's its real name?

Besides, 1 dog year is equivalent to 15 human years.

That dog shouldn't be alive anymore!

You just don't understand.

You haven't felt what it's like to be alone!

In this world!

I can't imagine Poochie suffering on her own.

Here.

Go be with your dog Whitey.

It's Spiky, sir.

Whatever!

Thank you, sir.

These students!

Sup, bro?

You don't look too happy.

Can't choose between your hookups?

Have you seen my followers, man?

I lost almost a quarter.

Why are you angry with them anyway?

I'm not angry at femmes. He scammed me.

He said he's masc for masc but he's softer than jelly.

Don't you like jelly?

It's a matter of preference.

Gotcha, man.

You can tell your followers,

that if they really love you,

they should respect your preferences.

I don't know, man.

If it was you, what would you do in this situation?

Me?

I'll join the pride club in school

then let my followers know that I'm not a hater. Something like that.

Paco.

Yes?

Thank you for helping Brian out.

Brian's my friend.

And it'll distract him from us.

I just wanna say thank you.

Thank you for keeping this a secret.

- Oh! What was that? - ERICA: See you later.

- PACO: See you. - Sorry! Sorry!

I forgot I need to do something!

- What? - Let's just reschedule.

Reschedule?

You think my flower's a dental appointment?

Sorry.

Is this really more important than me?

I promised Erica, I'll take her out.

I thought maybe it'll help make Brian less suspicious.

Is that why? Okay, let's just do this next time.

Next time.

I gotta go.

Bye.

Good afternoon, bros.

Today, we're dropping by Vanguard's pride organization.

To see what they're up to.

We might learn something new, right?

Okay, bros. See you later.

Are you lost?

No, I want to learn from you guys.

Right, Amber?

Ah! He said Amber.

Empress Amber.

And I am Empress Dowager of this pride org.

What does that mean?

Means I'm president, but fancier.

You're the one who came knocking so don't complain.

- Am I right? - Correct.

Okay, Empress Dowager.

"Dowager", he says.

It's Dowager!

Empress Dowager!

Sorry, I knew that.

I swear to God, Empress. You'd better not accept him. He's a hater.

Correct.

He'll just use us for clout.

No! I genuinely want to learn from your org.

Can you please give me a chance?

Fine!

Attend our event tonight.

What's this? Basketball?

Yes!

Basketball!

You're teammates with Chariz and Aiza.

I'm game! Count me in!

Let's do this. Game!

Be there at 7.

Oh, shit, mommy's home.

It's closed.

Why didn't you tell me you were unlocked!

Samuel, chapter 6.

Wrap me in the miracle of your love.

Let me bask in your ephemeral light.

Thank you, Lord. You are so good to me.

I owe you big time.

Do you understand what the scripture says?

Do not be selfish.

Be generous.

Accept his grace with an open heart.

Keep Him in your heart.

Wrap me in the miracle of your love.

How good is the Lord.

Amen?

Amen!

Hang on. Your hair's in my fucking mouth.

- Tie it up! - Sorry.

How 'bout me? Am I doing a good job?

Acceptable. Continue.

You're taking my spot.

Take turns. We can share each other.

Isn't that what a community is all about?

Do you have room for one more?

No.

Then get out of there.

Allaine!

Wait, this is my house.

Hey! Let me in! Open the door.

I wanna join!

Did you miss me?

A little.

Good. Don't get attached, okay?

Like Buddha says,

attachment is the root of all suffering.

I didn't know Buddha spoke.

Language is just a key to --

Greetings of peace, frenny.

Where you at?

Can you come to the library?

I'm tutoring Bullet today.

What am I supposed to do there?

If Bullet stabs me with an ice pick, you'll lose your bestfriend.

You know what,

just from the vibes I'm getting off of Bullet,

I think he agreed to be tutored because he likes you.

You think so?

Sure!

You're just pulling my leg.

I'm not. You know me, I only value truth and good vibes.

Ouch, don't bite my clits!

Who was that?

And did you say don't bite your clits? Where are you?

In Nirvana.

Well, good luck with that.

I'm doing my best.

Yeah, you're the best.

All right, bye.

Bye. Weirdo.

Who's a weirdo?

No one.

Come on, let's start.

Hey.

Let's continue.

It's easy, isn't it.

Hello, bros.

We're on our way to the basketball game organized by the pride club.

I didn't know they played basketball.

Actually, my sport is volleyball.

But I don't wanna miss out on this opportunity with my community.

So don't forget to follow my page.

Hit that follow button, guys.

COMMENTS: I think those are the wrong balls, idol. - You're dealing with a different kind of ball, my man.

- Yas queen! Purr! - It does look like I'm in the wrong court.

Hey! Where are you going?

Come here. I swear to God.

Our first category is… Face.

Okay, please step forward Ms. Zoey Abad.

Next is Ms. Althea Fortaleja.

Next is Asher Tan.

Next is no other than Ms. Jade Fernandez!

And next is no other than Ms. Amber Empress.

Yass! Beautiful!

And the winner is…

Ms. Amber!

Last category is body eleganza.

JK, please come forward.

Next is Mr. James Esteva.

And the last is no other than Mr. Brian Ricafort!

Go! Right now!

Just do what he did! Flex your muscles! Go!

Go!

Just flex your muscles!

Flex them! Let's see you!

Is that it? It's kinda lame.

Who you calling lame?

Holy shit!

Who you calling lame?

Let's go!

This is my show!

And the winner is…

Mr. Brian Ricafort!

Thank you. I enjoyed it.

Welcome to the org!

Thank you!

Finally! I've been waiting for you!

Sister!

Allaine?

Gee?

Erica?

Kate?