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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:24,686 ♪ 2 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:34,153 My name is Deadly Thug Number One. 3 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:40,158 Yeah, they call me Deadly Thug Number Two. 4 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:43,119 You can run, but you can't hide, 5 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:45,910 - Cho San Wan. 6 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,545 Say hello to my little friends, 7 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:54,051 - Deadly Thug Number Four and Deadly Thug Number Five. 8 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:03,015 There are only four deadly thugs. 9 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:12,862 Uh, Deadly Thug Number Three is at home. 10 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:14,656 He's got the runs. 11 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:15,856 And... Never mind. 12 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:18,196 The big boss has a message for you. 13 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:21,157 You'll never compete in the pay per view, 14 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:25,074 - world secret, illegal, underground, super-duper, 15 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:26,412 - fight-to-the-death tournaments, held only once- 16 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:30,080 - every hundred years on Han's private island. 17 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:35,877 La ultima fighting championships this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! 18 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,882 All I want is a chance to prove myself. 19 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:43,175 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! 20 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:45,264 First you must defeat us. 21 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:52,727 Let's get ready... 22 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:54,530 All right boys, line up. 23 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,328 Oh, no. 24 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:26,603 Get in there. 25 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,279 Did not hurt. 26 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:38,949 Did not hurt. 27 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,327 Okay, that hurt. 28 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,581 Chinese to go. 29 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:51,619 That's going to leave a mark. 30 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,944 ♪ 18 Fingers of Death. ♪ 31 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:18,400 ♪ When it comes ♪ ♪ to that kung fu fight scene, ♪ 32 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,361 ♪ I'm a show you ♪ ♪ Who'll do it the best. ♪ 33 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,347 ♪ He has a fist like lightning ♪ ♪ when he's striking, ♪ 34 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,907 ♪ 18 fingers of death. ♪ 35 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,412 ♪ Who got techniques ♪ ♪ to sweep you off your feet, ♪ 36 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,245 ♪ Quick jabs that'll put you ♪ ♪ off your axis? ♪ 37 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:31,625 ♪ Call him master. ♪ 38 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,940 ♪ You see What happened ♪ ♪ to them deadly thugs: ♪ 39 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:35,817 ♪ Roundhouse kick ♪ ♪ put your face in the mud. ♪ 40 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:37,819 ♪ Don't underestimate ♪ ♪ one's strength. ♪ 41 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,570 ♪ Buford Lee, ♪ ♪ and he's here for the take. ♪ 42 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:42,882 ♪ You will see ♪ ♪ how he moves swiftly. ♪ 43 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:44,681 ♪ Sing along with me. ♪ 44 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:49,097 ♪ When it comes to ♪ ♪ that kung fu fight scene... ♪ 45 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:50,477 Bling! Bling! 46 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:51,978 Man, my man was just working it. 47 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:54,043 This is Ronald Mack, and I know great kung fu- 48 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,057 - when I see it. 49 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,360 Look, I'm the biggest fan of Buford Lee. 50 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,519 And when I say big, I mean large. 51 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,234 Check it out, I've seen every movie he's made- 52 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,033 - at least once. 53 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:04,282 It's been my lifelong dream to pay tribute to this man. 54 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,489 That's why we're here today, 55 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,496 - is to shoot this documentary here. 56 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,328 Hey, because after making, what, 803 movies, 57 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:15,064 - this is about to be his biggest breakout film ever: 58 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,079 18 Fingers of Death. 59 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,338 Yeah, I know, I ain't never shot anything before- 60 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:21,295 - or even gone to film school for that matter. 61 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,990 But I got myself this video camera here for graduation. 62 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:25,880 Yeah, well, you got that right. 63 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:27,683 'Cause I have a dream. 64 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:30,037 And like my mama always said, "Don't go to church- 65 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,143 - without bringing your friend Faith." 66 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,144 Dang, look at me; I'm just talking. 67 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,556 I got my man sitting right over here. 68 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:38,942 Look, he just finished up this big fight scene rehearsal- 69 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:40,965 - in preparation for his new movie. 70 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:41,524 Look. Huh? 71 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:45,066 Yeah, he's here! 72 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:46,868 He is in the house! 73 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:50,488 Look, it's my man, my mellow, my ace... 74 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:57,124 Master, the number one stunner, Buford Lee! 75 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,168 Malik, not on me, man. 76 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,368 The camera's supposed to be over here. 77 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,012 Okay, man, I got it. I got it. 78 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,342 Hy-yah. 79 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,507 Thank you, Ronald. 80 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:13,678 Please, call me Buford. 81 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,597 I hope you enjoy the documentary. 82 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,891 It is my honor and my... 83 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:21,231 My, my, my! 84 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:23,030 Whoo-ee! Ha-hah! 85 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:26,031 Homemade sweet potato pie, fresh out of Mama Mack's oven. 86 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:30,115 Mama, we're shooting right now. 87 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,199 Oh, well, I'm sorry, baby boy. 88 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,449 Why don't you and Bradford take a break- 89 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:35,328 - and have some fresh pie? 90 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,789 Here's your chopsticks, baby. 91 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:42,799 Malik, you can stop the camera now, all right? 92 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:46,961 Yo, Hollywood player, you 'posed to say "out." 93 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:50,256 Okay, Malik, cut that shit off. 94 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:51,469 Mama. 95 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,718 Ronald, don't use that kind of language. 96 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,915 And you have to go pick up your baby brother from school- 97 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:57,439 - right now. 98 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:00,729 Uh! 99 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:04,611 Yo, Buford, man, we've got to do this tomorrow. 100 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:08,274 Hey, yo, Ron, I got band practice tomorrow. 101 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:09,191 Mmm. 102 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:12,612 This is so good, Mama Mack. 103 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:16,077 Oh, Buddy, baby, call me "Mama." 104 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,412 Say, Ron, where's the off button? 105 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,818 Malik, it's that big button that says, "off," 106 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,424 - on the right hand side. 107 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,505 I heard that to make a documentary, 108 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:29,407 - you need to have some interviews. 109 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:30,091 So I thought I would start with these dudes. 110 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,301 They're the only two members- 111 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:35,343 - of the official Buford Lee Fan Club. 112 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:43,983 Oh, I just love Buford Lee. 113 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:48,147 He is so amazing with his kung fu. 114 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:52,865 And he's the only action star who does his own stunts- 115 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:54,369 - and his own hair. 116 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:59,784 When I see Buford in action, I feel so powerful. 117 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,201 He make me believe I can do anything. 118 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:05,589 It would be so cool to be an action star. 119 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:08,091 Oh, and get chicks. 120 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:09,296 You go, boy. 121 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:12,759 I mean, Quincy Tarantula and Courton Joy- 122 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,799 - in our own action movie? 123 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:20,145 Oh, Courton, here is Buford's 49th Hong Kong movie, 124 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,180 - The Legend of Young Dragon. 125 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:24,976 It was released in U.S. with title: 126 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,619 ♪ 127 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:05,565 Buford is, like, the best of the best. 128 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:08,022 The hero of heroes. 129 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,186 The king of kings. 130 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,901 The queen of queens. 131 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:19,951 Buford is always too cool and in complete control. 132 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:24,915 It's as if he has no fear. 133 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:25,998 Yeah, Bu. 134 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:27,503 Come right up to the edge. 135 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:30,199 This is going to be some great publicity for you. 136 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:31,132 Are we rolling? 137 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:32,509 Yeah, action, Sushi. 138 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,782 Hi; Sushi Cue, Vice President of Marketing- 139 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:37,594 - for the largest fortune cookie company in the world, 140 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,428 Honorable Fortune Cookies. 141 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:41,264 Our founder, Jerry Spielstein, 142 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,313 - is called The Fortune Cookie King. 143 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:46,018 We are here today on the rooftop- 144 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:48,934 - of our spectacular corporate offices and bakery. 145 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:51,737 And we are so honored and thrilled to have with us- 146 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:56,067 - the one and only, martial arts movie star, Buttford Lee. 147 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,140 Buttford is going to do a fund-raising stunt- 148 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,154 - off the roof of our building, 149 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:04,291 - for the Kids Will Be Kids Foundation. 150 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:06,998 Now, as we wait for your stunt team below- 151 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:08,128 - to finish setting up the safety air bag, 152 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,960 - I would love to ask you a few questions. 153 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,751 Hi... hi... hi, Sushi. 154 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,554 It's a perfect day to jump. 155 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,347 It is a lovely day to jump. 156 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:21,925 I have to tell you I am so thrilled to be here- 157 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,434 - with you today, first of all. 158 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,563 And I admire your constant involvement- 159 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,358 - with helping children. 160 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,880 You... it's so noble of you, and you certainly deserve- 161 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,404 - a pat on the back... 162 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,112 Dang! Oh, he's okay. 163 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:39,995 Hey, Buford, look out! 164 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:43,785 I found a home movie of kid Buford- 165 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,745 - just Whooping some ass! 166 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,094 Check out what his mom and dad had to say. 167 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:52,964 Our son was always practicing. 168 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:57,423 We always knew... 169 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:01,306 ...Buford could be a big kung fu movie star. 170 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,774 When Mr. Lee was growing up, 171 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,026 - that's What he always wanted to be. 172 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:23,906 So we do everything possible to give our son that chance. 173 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,498 You can say we have a dream. 174 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,316 So, Mr. Lee, What do you think? 175 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:46,434 Oh, for our son to be just like- 176 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:49,892 - the greatest martial arts movie star, 177 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:56,187 - our hero, Bruce Lee. 178 00:10:56,489 --> 00:11:01,359 Oh, it was said that the greatest martial arts legend, 179 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,995 - Master Bruce Lee, was a second cousin- 180 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:08,499 - of the third brother of the father of my husband's- 181 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,704 - best friend. 182 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:21,713 You know, Buford broke this when he was only one year old. 183 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,311 Check this out. 184 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:31,563 My cousin works security, 185 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,600 - hooked me up with this Whole ordeal right here. 186 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:35,563 We're on a movie set. 187 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,444 Watch, come here, check th... 188 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:39,925 Excuse me, sweetheart, can I talk to you for a minute? 189 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:40,438 How you doin'? 190 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,574 Ronald Mack, director. 191 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,327 You would be fly in my movie. 192 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,572 I would do anything to be in your movie. 193 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,290 For real? 194 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,453 Hey, yo, Ron, there he is, man. 195 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,149 Look, give Malik your number, okay? 196 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,335 I'll call you. Go ahead on. 197 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:57,964 What's up, Jackie Chong? 198 00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,966 What's up, man? 199 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,561 You're the world's biggest movie star, brother. 200 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,409 You're large; You're super large; You're crazy large, man. 201 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,083 Sock me in the neck or something. 202 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,304 Do something, a kick, or pow, wow. 203 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:10,103 Hey, and I sing too. 204 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,771 I sing too. 205 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:23,450 ♪ 206 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,986 Hey, aren't you Chris Tucker's brother? 207 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:27,777 Say what? 208 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,288 Jackie, check this out. 209 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,269 What do you think about Buford Lee? 210 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,250 Would you like to be in his next movie? 211 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:37,333 Buford who? 212 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,132 Hey, I gotta go. 213 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,416 I'll see you on set, huh? 214 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,219 That's a bad watch, Jackie. 215 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,407 Listen, hey, brothers, can we get a hug? 216 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,331 You brothers are so rough all the time. 217 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,845 Bong Fu was the most slamming TV series- 218 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,096 - back in the early '70s. 219 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,499 The star was David "Pass the Carravousier." 220 00:12:56,693 --> 00:13:00,186 Hey, I just found out he's not even Chinese. 221 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,338 Anyway, this was Buford's first part, 222 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,373 - and he gave a knockout performance. 223 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,413 Did you hit the "record" button, Mama? 224 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,700 Tape is rolling, baby boy. 225 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:15,743 And action! 226 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,627 I was supposed to say that. 227 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,472 Boy, get your feet off my sofa. 228 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:25,385 Yo, we hanging with my man, Buford Lee. 229 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,242 Now, partners are supposed to have a secret handshake. 230 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,766 Handshake. Yeah. 231 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:37,765 Circle out... hook... 232 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,728 Add some elbow. 233 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,402 High five. 234 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,198 Side five. 235 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,654 You got some dog poo on your hand? 236 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,289 Now, the stunt community soon found out- 237 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,195 - that you kept taking a licking, but you kept on ticking. 238 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,084 Or shall I say, kept on kickin'? 239 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:12,053 I'm very lucky; My body heals very fast. 240 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,342 Well, I would say, freaky-ass fast. 241 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:16,227 What you drinking, some secret Chinese leaves- 242 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,559 - or some water buffalo be be balls? 243 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:24,315 Anyway, you soon after that got a crazy load- 244 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:26,114 - of stunt-doubling jobs... 245 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:29,324 ...although the public couldn't find out who the actors were- 246 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,076 - that you were doubling. 247 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:35,615 I'm sorry, Ronald, I cannot mention any names. 248 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,270 That's okay; I don't want you to mention any names. 249 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,284 And I understand that too. 250 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,375 But I can show some behind-the-scenes footage- 251 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,173 - that I kind of borrowed. 252 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,674 All right, all right, fantastic, fantastic. 253 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,276 You all hit it. 254 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,902 Let's get Steven Seefood in here for his close-ups. 255 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:32,463 You see, Ronald, with the right technique, anybody can do it. 256 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,615 Yeah, 'cause if Drew Barrymore and Keanu Reeves can do it, 257 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:40,012 - so can... Kung Fu Ronald Mack. 258 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,099 Now, that's a Mack Attack. 259 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:44,357 Say, Buford, a lot of critics are saying- 260 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:48,065 - that your martial arts movies are extremely similar- 261 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,355 - to those popular martial arts movies. 262 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:54,117 It is quite a compliment when people copy me. 263 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,996 Ooh. 264 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,247 Let's see what they have to say. 265 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:03,536 Here it says... wow. 266 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:04,873 "I can't believe he made this movie." 267 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:09,758 "Was there a budget for this movie?" 268 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,464 "What was Mr. Lee thinking about?" 269 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:13,468 Yes. 270 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,301 Thank you. 271 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:23,977 Buford Lee. 272 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,939 You know, that reminds me of when I was growing up- 273 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:28,647 - in the tough streets of Little Italy- 274 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:31,187 - in New York City. 275 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,700 The next neighborhood was Chinatown. 276 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,407 I was minding my own business, ordering some of my favorite- 277 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:41,698 - twice-deep-fried spicy duck egg rolls- 278 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,413 - from Fong's Egg Rolls and Donut Shop. 279 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:49,752 Suddenly, I was attacked by these 23 Chinese gang punks. 280 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,543 I kicked their little butts with my extraordinary- 281 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:58,511 - lightning fast, authentic, Japanese Aikido techniques. 282 00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,309 And you know What I told them? 283 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:04,429 This is What I said: "Get ready to meet your maker." 284 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:27,829 You know, that reminds me of another time- 285 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:32,419 - when 38 big black guys jumped me. 286 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,460 You see, I was just minding my own business... 287 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,840 ♪ 288 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,303 Oh, hi there. 289 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:45,345 I'm using my All-You'll-Ever-Need Gym. 290 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,480 If you'll order today... 291 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,311 Excuse me, Mr. Snorris, 292 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,977 - but this interview is about Buford Lee. 293 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,987 This isn't my infomercial? 294 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,238 No. 295 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,386 Buford Lee... Oh, I love his cooking show. 296 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,491 It's a great show. 297 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,973 You know What I really like is when he's cooking, 298 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,267 - and right before he adds that hot Szechuan sauce, 299 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,310 - he always says, "Let's take it up a notch." 300 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,540 And he'll scream out, "wa-ta." 301 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:07,621 I like that. I like that. 302 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,035 Did you know I used to work with Bruce Lee? 303 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,921 Yeah, I've worked with Bruce Lee. 304 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,319 Also, my television series, Walker, Alabama Ranger, 305 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,643 - is one of the most successful series since... 306 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,671 ...just super successful. 307 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,474 Did you know that? 308 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,181 No, really? 309 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,976 Oh, yeah. Have you seen this? 310 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,180 You want to try this? 311 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:26,979 No, I don't... 312 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,056 Go, go, go! 313 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,851 Go, go! 314 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,654 You can do it! 315 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,735 If you've got the will, Bo That's the way. 316 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,742 Hi, I'm Billy Buff. 317 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:44,621 Welcome to Bo Thai in the Kitchen. 318 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,452 Bo Thai is the most successful exercise program- 319 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,868 - in the history of the fitness world. 320 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,671 I give love to the almighty Lord for his blessings. 321 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:53,580 Mr. Buff, 322 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:54,918 - this is not your commercial. 323 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:55,547 We're here to talk about Buford Lee. 324 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,675 Oh, right. Yeah. 325 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,213 I first worked with Buford Lee in one of his earlier pictures, 326 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:05,930 - called Crouching Chicken, Hidden Duck. 327 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,936 Yes! The power is Within you! 328 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:13,270 Buford played Chow Mein Fat, 329 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:16,186 - a waiter by day and vigilante by night. 330 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,151 I was his partner, Jerry... 331 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,282 ...Curl, 332 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:25,115 - a hairdresser by day and a crime fighter by night. 333 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:26,914 Give me five more! 334 00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,668 I'm not biased, but I do think- 335 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,513 - that it was the best martial arts movie ever made. 336 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:39,417 Hey, don't forget to pick up my new tape... 337 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,014 Bo Thai in the Bathroom. 338 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:49,894 Or my personal favorite and number one bestseller, 339 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,689 - Bo Thai in the Bedroom. 340 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:57,936 Oh, Billy, that's my favorite. 341 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,984 Okay, double time! 342 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:10,452 ♪ Juan Talamera, ♪ 343 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,492 ♪ I bonita Juan Talamera. ♪ 344 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,456 You got it going on, man. 345 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,750 ♪ Bonita Juan Talamera. ♪ 346 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:21,713 Hola, cómo está? 347 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:22,797 What's happening, man? 348 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:23,757 Antonio Bandana. 349 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:24,841 I'm Ronald Mack. 350 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,051 Muy bien. How you doin'? 351 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:29,217 So Buford say to me, he say, "Antonio," he say, 352 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,262 "I put you into my next big American movie, 353 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,478 - action comedy," and I say, "Buford," I say, 354 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,814 - my English is not very good." 355 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,820 But he had a fa... 356 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,615 But he had fa... okay. 357 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:43,568 But he had a fay. 358 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,734 But he had a fay. 359 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:50,200 Yeah, and now Antonio is a lucky man. 360 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,207 Beautiful American movie star Wife- 361 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,335 - and international sex symbol. 362 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,837 Mm? La vida loca. 363 00:20:59,133 --> 00:20:59,838 La Vida loca, amigo. 364 00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:02,922 Yeah, la vida loca. 365 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,720 ♪ Juan Talamera. ♪ 366 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,004 Come on, with me, together. 367 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,594 ♪ Juanita Juan Talamera, ♪ 368 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:13,387 ♪ Juan Talamera, ♪ ♪ Juanita Juan Talamera. ♪ 369 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:28,735 ♪ 370 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:30,538 80, Doctor Yu, 371 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,101 - you've been the Lees' family doctor and friend for years... 372 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,286 Doctor Yu, What the... 373 00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:37,293 Hey, hey, hey, never mind the camera, James. 374 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:42,540 I think of myself not just as Buford's doctor- 375 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,255 - but also as a family member. 376 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,886 Well, he's my best customer. 377 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,764 Pass me the thermometer. 378 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:52,346 James, here's what we're going to do. 379 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,430 I'm going to count to three, 380 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:56,096 - and I'm going to put this thing into you. 381 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,890 - Okay? - Okay. 382 00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:00,693 Ready, one! 383 00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:01,688 Ooh! 384 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,487 Two, three. 385 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,444 If Buford gets frequent flyer miles- 386 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:10,701 - from all his visits here... 387 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,560 He, his family, and friends will be able to fly around the world- 388 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,084 - the rest of their lives. 389 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,284 Mm-hmm. 390 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:22,922 80, Doc, how is it that Buford has this healing power, 391 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,173 - that he heals up so fast? 392 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:27,210 Listen, this is not going to hurt me at all. 393 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,427 Hemorrhoids are such a pain in the ass, huh? 394 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,226 Pain, ass, huh? 395 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,856 Let's see, his super fast healing ability- 396 00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:43,392 - is truly a gift. 397 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,438 You know, my fear is that it comes from... 398 00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,095 You know what, you're about to be very busy, 399 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,639 - and I don't want to hold you up, so I'm going to go ahead and go. 400 00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,213 I'll come back some other time. 401 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:04,167 ♪ 402 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,587 Man, if I was directing it, 403 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,690 - this is exactly how I would do it: 404 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:15,558 - Everything down to this alley-red coat. 405 00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,747 This is how I'd do it. Good, good, let's go. 406 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:20,183 And, action. 407 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,769 Ninja theme down the hall. 408 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,568 That's it. 409 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,362 Now side shimmy to the door. 410 00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:38,574 I don't mind being on hold here for 25 minutes, all right? 411 00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:41,709 Just let me pitch it directly to... 412 00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:43,504 Hello? 413 00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:47,082 Son of a... 414 00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:49,546 Dang, I'm not going to shake his hand. 415 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:51,545 Sit down, Buford, we need to talk. 416 00:23:56,268 --> 00:24:00,102 I am so excited about doing 18 Fingers of Death. 417 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:04,482 I know it's going to be his breakout movie. 418 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:05,938 Hell, Buford, we know you just need- 419 00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:09,024 - a chance to prove yourself. 420 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:13,317 It is the first time we are using a script. 421 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:15,969 Well, you wrote it, so the movie has to be good. 422 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:17,496 Huh? 423 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,874 Son, I think of you as family. 424 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:25,036 Why, it seems like only yesterday, 425 00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:28,297 - we booked your first starring movie, One Finger of Death. 426 00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:32,176 So I always want to be straight with you, because... 427 00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:37,473 Aw, shit, Buford, 428 00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:40,268 - the damn producers have backed out of 18 Fingers. 429 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,103 What? 430 00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:45,811 No financing. 431 00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:48,421 No moolah, no dinero, no cash-ola, no yen, no... 432 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:51,233 No loot? 433 00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:53,032 No cheese. 434 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:55,191 No money. 435 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,360 No movie. 436 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:01,267 They said that the studios are looking for someone- 437 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,658 - with a name, somebody younger, 438 00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:06,953 - somebody with that matinee idol look, someone who can rap. 439 00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:12,334 Buford, we'll get through this. 440 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,173 Why, just today, I put you up for a great part- 441 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:17,964 - on an episode of the Power Rangers. 442 00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:18,847 Now, you do have to wear a mask- 443 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:22,010 - and those purple spandex tights, 444 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:24,040 - and even though you don't have any dialog, 445 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:27,307 - the exposure will be huge. 446 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:29,941 Oy, hey, wait, hang on. 447 00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:37,738 Ronald, would you mind if we out, please? 448 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:40,244 Yeah, that's cool. 449 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,039 Yo, Malik. 450 00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:42,534 That's a out. That's a cut. 451 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:47,327 Here, this is good. 452 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:52,624 The Cooking Network is looking for a Chinese cook show host. 453 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:55,384 Okay, it's going to be called: Eat off the Land. 454 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:59,468 The show will be like Iron Chef meets Survivor. 455 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,054 This show could be huge. 456 00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:04,002 Malik, the red light is still on. 457 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:05,724 I'll give 'em a call. 458 00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:40,842 Hey, hey, Buford. 459 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:42,802 Next week can you teach us- 460 00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:46,595 - the slow motion fighting style? 461 00:26:46,897 --> 00:26:51,687 I'm sorry, Shirley, I will not be here to teach next week. 462 00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:54,852 That's okay; You can teach us the week after. 463 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:58,113 I do not know when I will come back again. 464 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:06,952 G-great, you're going to start filming your new movie. 465 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:15,130 I'm going on a vacation. 466 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,490 W-What do you mean, "v-vacation"? 467 00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:22,130 W-here? 468 00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:26,137 Somewhere. 469 00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:28,973 I will call everyone when I come back. 470 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:47,739 ♪ 471 00:27:58,093 --> 00:27:59,593 I'll kick your... 472 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:01,844 Hey, hey, Buford. 473 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:04,255 My main kung fu man. 474 00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:07,141 What's up? 475 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:08,221 What, you ain't going to stay and eat with me today? 476 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,351 No. 477 00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:11,728 You cool? 478 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,525 No money to shoot movie. 479 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:19,437 Y'all tell me. 480 00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:22,983 I can't even buy me a short shot of Tecay today. 481 00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:28,912 The economy is depressed, and so is my wallet. 482 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:40,708 Well, thank you, my mellow yellow bro. 483 00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:43,969 Shit, you know, I'm just in between things right now. 484 00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:47,382 But when my people comes through, 485 00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:49,971 - you can count me in as an investor. 486 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:53,808 Swear to God, I believe in you. 487 00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:56,815 You just gets to have faith in yourself. 488 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:00,353 That's it! 489 00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:04,399 I will find my own investors for my movie. 490 00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:06,408 That's a kick-ass idea, Buford. 491 00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:08,364 I'll help you. 492 00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:11,656 Yeah, and you tell those mothers to kiss my boo-tay. 493 00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:20,540 ♪ Digging for guano. ♪ 494 00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:25,882 Okay, but this is no problem. 495 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:28,343 No, we make this money back- 496 00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:31,509 - just on the German release alone, yes? 497 00:29:31,812 --> 00:29:35,555 Also, Ja wohl, this is what I want to hear. 498 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:38,474 Okay, bye-bye. 499 00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:48,822 Buford, oh, excuse me, I am so sorry. 500 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,862 Where were we, Buford? 501 00:29:51,164 --> 00:29:53,496 Fingers of Death has been- 502 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,375 - a very successful series of movies. 503 00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:59,537 One burrito. 504 00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:03,509 They have never lost money. 505 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:08,763 In fact, 17 Fingers of Death has made a net profit- 506 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:15,429 - of $729.33. 507 00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:18,268 Wow. 508 00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:20,399 Buford, you know I love you. 509 00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:23,106 I love you, Buford. 510 00:30:23,405 --> 00:30:26,272 Do you remember the last picture we worked on, 511 00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:31,820 - that little gem of a picture, You Killed My Teacher? 512 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,832 What a wonderful film, and you, Buford, 513 00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:38,627 - you were super fantastic. 514 00:30:38,879 --> 00:30:43,498 But Buford, What is it with this American economy, eh? 515 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:44,881 Do you know Where I put my money now? 516 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:49,296 I put my money into movies about chicks kicking ass, eh? 517 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:54,262 This new script has a strong female lead. 518 00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:03,814 You need a strong female lead in your life, Buford. 519 00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:06,900 Relax, have some fun. 520 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,427 You come to my ballroom dance club tonight, yes. 521 00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:11,346 I introduce you to many beautiful women, 522 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,702 - get a little salsa into your life, eh? 523 00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:18,119 What if I cut the budget? 524 00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:20,375 Halt. 525 00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:22,170 Excuse me, Buford. 526 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,499 Allo? 527 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:29,840 Jackie! 528 00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:33,221 Hallo, Jackie, how are you? 529 00:31:33,517 --> 00:31:35,099 Was? 530 00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:36,304 You are in town? 531 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:38,498 Then we must have dinner together tonight, 532 00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:40,022 - and we close the deal. 533 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,564 Well, unfortunately, things didn't work out- 534 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:47,507 - with Buford's big-time German money-dude. 535 00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:50,273 But that's okay, because we were determined- 536 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:52,275 - to get 18 Fingers of Death made. 537 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,430 I really admire Buford, because we went everywhere- 538 00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:55,954 - looking for money. 539 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:01,909 Well, that bank threw our ass out. 540 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:09,125 We even tried less conventional financial institutions. 541 00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:12,003 Get out of here. 542 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:22,020 Buford even borrowed Homeless Joe's sign- 543 00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:23,815 - and the dog. 544 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:27,685 Well, after a long day of hustling, 545 00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:29,674 - we rolled over to Buford's pop's place- 546 00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:31,198 - for some grub. 547 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:38,119 Buf, man, you know, 548 00:32:38,415 --> 00:32:40,935 - it's hard trying to stay positive when you're starving. 549 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:44,497 W-welcome. 550 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:50,462 W-Would you Mike W-Water or t-tea? 551 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:55,597 You can bring me both. 552 00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:59,412 So What's happening with your pops, man? 553 00:32:59,436 --> 00:33:01,347 What are you cooking for your boy? 554 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:04,104 The w-water and the t-tea. 555 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:05,899 O-okay. 556 00:33:06,193 --> 00:33:12,690 Today's special just for you is the stir fried pig feet- 557 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:16,074 - in the black bean sauce of ginger and garlic. 558 00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:20,122 Pig's feet? 559 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:22,351 So you all eat pig's feet like the brothers, right? 560 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:24,161 Oh, yeah, we don't waste nothing: 561 00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:26,611 Everything from the snooter to the patooter. 562 00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:31,256 Oh, Mr. Lee, listen. 563 00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:33,201 I've always been wanting to know, 564 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:35,218 - do you have Chinese Jews? 565 00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:37,846 Ch-Chinese Jews? 566 00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:40,241 Oh, very sorry, today, sir, no Chinese Jew. 567 00:33:40,393 --> 00:33:42,843 We only have the apple juice and the orange juice. 568 00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:45,266 Enjoy. 569 00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:49,774 Your pops, man: He's tripping. 570 00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:59,695 Ronald, this article is about digital video movies- 571 00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:03,034 - being the hottest category for independent movies. 572 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:06,951 The Sundance Film Festival has a category- 573 00:34:07,254 --> 00:34:10,463 - just for digital movies. 574 00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:15,627 We can shoot 18 Fingers of Death on digital video. 575 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:19,867 So we could kind of be like The Blair Witch Project, 576 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,791 - but the martial arts version, right? 577 00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:30,002 If we create a buzz at the Sundance Film Festival, 578 00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:32,358 - we in like Flynn, Jack. 579 00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,154 In like Flynn. 580 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,697 Hold up, let me see this. 581 00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:40,860 And you know What? 582 00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:43,950 Yo, we only have one week for registration. 583 00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:51,958 Okay, one day for pre-production, 584 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:54,589 - three days to shoot the movie, 585 00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:58,627 - one day for editing, two days to raise the money. 586 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:00,921 That's perfect. 587 00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:02,385 And I can direct it. 588 00:35:02,684 --> 00:35:04,721 And we can be kind of sort of like... 589 00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:11,140 ...Robert Scorsese and, uh... 590 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:12,943 ...Martin De Niro. 591 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:19,232 Like Kurosawa and Toshiro Mifune. 592 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:24,157 Like Brett Ratner and Chris Tucker. 593 00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:25,321 Ronald Mack and... 594 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:28,241 ...Buford Lee. 595 00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:48,806 Ch-Chinese juice. 596 00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:52,598 Chinese juice? 597 00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:55,689 What the... 598 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:57,548 ♪ When it comes to that ♪ ♪ kung fu fight scene, ♪ 599 00:35:57,572 --> 00:36:00,530 ♪ I'm a show you ♪ ♪ who'll do it the best. ♪ 600 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:01,986 ♪ They went from row to wrist, ♪ ♪ from wrist to row, ♪ 601 00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:05,869 ♪ Making Buford Lee ♪ ♪ stop the show. ♪ 602 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,325 ♪ Independently trying ♪ ♪ to do it big... ♪ 603 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:09,865 Hi, Mr. Decker. 604 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:10,532 How is business today? 605 00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:12,951 It's hunky dory. 606 00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:15,358 I had a big rush of people here about half an hour ago. 607 00:36:15,382 --> 00:36:16,882 You just missed them. 608 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:19,963 This is Ronald Mack, the movie director- 609 00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:21,761 - I told you about. 610 00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:24,325 You know, I just bought a video camera this past week? 611 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:25,339 Really? 612 00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:26,302 Hey, got an idea. 613 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:29,184 Say, Buf. 614 00:36:29,479 --> 00:36:31,470 Is your neighbor moving or is he broke? 615 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:34,936 No, Mr. Decker has a good little business here. 616 00:36:35,235 --> 00:36:38,398 He picks up things from retirement homes- 617 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:41,314 - and brings them back to sell. 618 00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:42,731 He even takes things on consignment. 619 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:46,152 Good money; He has a Ferrari. 620 00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:50,243 Come on. 621 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:52,642 ♪ ...making Buford Lee ♪ ♪ stop the show, ♪ 622 00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:53,659 ♪ Independently trying ♪ ♪ to do it big. ♪ 623 00:36:53,962 --> 00:36:56,750 ♪ Now y'all see ♪ ♪ how the rough life is... ♪ 624 00:36:57,048 --> 00:37:01,542 This is from many years of collecting. 625 00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:06,096 Some were handed down from my father. 626 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:12,845 I try to keep something from each of my movies... 627 00:37:13,148 --> 00:37:16,357 ...even clothes. 628 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:17,641 This is too dang cool, Buford. 629 00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:20,436 I mean, your house is like- 630 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:22,589 - a freakin' martial arts movie, man. 631 00:37:28,997 --> 00:37:32,206 Hey, guys, what do you think? 632 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:33,615 My new toys. 633 00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:35,730 I've been studying the manual all week; 634 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,711 I can hardly wait to shoot something. 635 00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:39,806 Yo, Malik, you can take a break, man; 636 00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:42,045 - That's a cut. 637 00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:43,299 Action. 638 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:43,959 Yo, man, I'm Ronald Mack... 639 00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:46,048 Take the cap off. 640 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:47,847 Hey, I got it. 641 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:49,593 Oh, sorry! 642 00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:51,495 Oh, don't worry about it, Mr. Decker. 643 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:52,304 You're going to be fine. 644 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,154 Now you got it going on, Mr. D. 645 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:55,020 Where you going, man? 646 00:37:55,315 --> 00:37:57,226 I'm about to go face the cemetery, bro. 647 00:37:57,525 --> 00:37:58,606 Oh, that's right! Give me a call later. 648 00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:00,609 All right, I will. 649 00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:01,484 Thanks, Malik. 650 00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:03,280 No problem. 651 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:08,988 I have never shown anyone these treasures. 652 00:38:17,170 --> 00:38:19,002 Go ahead, player, 653 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:22,210 - you had a little tender over here last night, didn't you? 654 00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:25,797 Oh, no, I went to visit the set- 655 00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:31,340 - of Timecop with Buns of Steel Part 2. 656 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:34,260 The wardrobe assistant is a friend of mine. 657 00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:36,162 She gave it to me as a souvenir. 658 00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:41,107 Yeah, those were worn by Jean-Claude Dang Dang. 659 00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:43,188 Ooh. 660 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:46,355 Well, let's move on. 661 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:47,318 What else you got in here? 662 00:38:47,617 --> 00:38:49,324 What's next? 663 00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:51,906 This is chong-tastic. 664 00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:56,494 It is Jackie Chong's nose hair trimmer. 665 00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:58,437 Well, come on now, Buford, I know that's popular- 666 00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:01,328 - in the stores, man, but let's just move on. 667 00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:08,635 My most priceless possession. 668 00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:10,796 Voila! 669 00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:17,887 Master Bruce Lee's socks. 670 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:23,229 He wore this pair of socks for the final fight scene- 671 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:28,944 - in his all-time classic movie: Enter the Dragon. 672 00:39:29,242 --> 00:39:32,655 Yeah, okay, well, you know, Buford, that is really cool. 673 00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:35,057 I think you should just go on and put them back in the bag- 674 00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:37,118 - for safekeeping, how about that? 675 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:45,590 Say, Ronald, I think I will keep them with me for good luck. 676 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:48,421 Master Bruce Lee will help me find a way- 677 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,882 - to make this movie. 678 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:53,450 Yeah, and you may be right about that, my brother. 679 00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:56,387 You may... 680 00:39:56,686 --> 00:39:59,144 The Legend of Drunken Bastard! 681 00:39:59,439 --> 00:40:01,771 Yo, Mr. D., you can go ahead and take a break, 682 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,147 - man, because we need to show- 683 00:40:03,443 --> 00:40:04,399 - the final fight scene on this one here. 684 00:40:04,694 --> 00:40:06,981 So we need to go to an action scene, as well. 685 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,145 You got it. 686 00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:09,948 Man, that is super fly. 687 00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:13,697 ♪ Well, I'm talking 'bout dancing, ♪ 688 00:40:13,995 --> 00:40:15,495 ♪ Remembering romancing. ♪ 689 00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:16,786 Hey, there. 690 00:40:17,081 --> 00:40:19,163 Closing time, gentlemen. 691 00:40:22,378 --> 00:40:24,665 ♪ It's quarter past two, ♪ 692 00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:28,252 ♪ And I'm drinkin' ♪ ♪ to my troubles again. ♪ 693 00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:33,546 ♪ 694 00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:34,337 Thai food is down the road, boys. 695 00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:36,177 We're closed. 696 00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:45,728 We are looking for The Drunken Bastard. 697 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:51,821 Hey, you, look at me when I'm talking to you. 698 00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:23,145 You are a disgrace to the Shaolin Temple. 699 00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:24,939 Hey, you insult our brother, 700 00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:27,065 - you insult our entire family. 701 00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:39,110 Yee-haw! 702 00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:51,225 Dragon Whips its tail. 703 00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:18,509 Man, I love this fight scene! 704 00:43:18,805 --> 00:43:23,174 Yo, check this out, Buf. 705 00:43:23,476 --> 00:43:26,844 Mr. Decker could sell all this stuff here at his yard sale. 706 00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:29,854 Look, I bet we could make a fortune- 707 00:43:30,149 --> 00:43:30,854 - off of selling all this stuff, man. 708 00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:35,189 Look, we make- 709 00:43:35,488 --> 00:43:37,288 - we'll have enough money left over- 710 00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:38,990 - to have a big-ass rap party. 711 00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:45,779 Buf, come on, this is the only solution we've got. 712 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:50,913 This is my entire lifelong collection. 713 00:43:52,088 --> 00:43:55,422 Son, listen, I know how you feel. 714 00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:58,333 I used to hang on to everything myself. 715 00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:01,156 Finally, I realized that the most important memories- 716 00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:03,080 - are the ones you keep in your heart. 717 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:07,262 Tell you What, Buf. 718 00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:10,224 I'll sell my entire Stevie Wonder collection. 719 00:44:10,523 --> 00:44:13,106 And you can use my camera. 720 00:44:17,113 --> 00:44:18,899 Let's make our movie. 721 00:44:19,198 --> 00:44:20,780 Yeah! All right! 722 00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:24,113 But we can't sell Master Bruce Lee's socks. 723 00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:37,836 ♪ I'd go digging for diamonds, ♪ ♪ but they're never found. ♪ 724 00:44:38,134 --> 00:44:41,071 ♪ 'Cause all of the diamonds, ♪ ♪ they're way underground. ♪ 725 00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:44,759 ♪ I go digging for gold, ♪ ♪ but they can't be found. ♪ 726 00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:47,452 ♪ 'Cause all of the gold mines, ♪ ♪ they're way underground. ♪ 727 00:44:47,476 --> 00:44:52,221 ♪ I got to dig something ♪ ♪ to get through the day. ♪ 728 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:55,073 ♪ Diamonds and gold mines, ♪ ♪ they all slip away. ♪ 729 00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:57,981 ♪ And I'm digging for guano, ♪ 730 00:44:58,279 --> 00:44:59,779 ♪ On rocks by the sea. ♪ 731 00:45:02,783 --> 00:45:06,276 And that makes it $9.037,23. 732 00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:09,367 Can you believe we opened our own account- 733 00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:12,465 - at the same bank that Buford got his ass thrown out of? 734 00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:19,568 I really had to drop the kids off at the pool. 735 00:45:19,592 --> 00:45:20,753 Me too. 736 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:23,134 If I keep eating this Chinese food- 737 00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:25,157 - your pops is cooking for us, man, 738 00:45:25,181 --> 00:45:27,681 - I'm going to need a Chinese stomach to digest it. 739 00:45:27,767 --> 00:45:31,886 Then you would be like my half-Chinese brother, Ronald. 740 00:45:32,188 --> 00:45:36,056 Yeah, sometimes I thought you was black in your past life. 741 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:43,939 Listen up, Ronald, I gets to confess to you. 742 00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:46,950 I was born and raised in South Central L.A. 743 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:49,452 I only fake this here Chinese accent. 744 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,247 Say what? 745 00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:54,290 What'd you go and do that for? 746 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:55,791 Well, growing up, all the kung fu movies- 747 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,703 - my father had me watch... 748 00:45:58,005 --> 00:46:01,214 ...all the heroes had Chinese accents. 749 00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:04,376 Bro, you need to watch some other movies. 750 00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:08,468 Can I still be a martial arts hero without a Chinese accent? 751 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:12,555 Dang, Buf, people love you because you are you. 752 00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:14,456 Hell, I bet you they won't even notice, man. 753 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,438 Hey, guess what? 754 00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:20,350 Since we're talking, I suck at basketball. 755 00:46:21,654 --> 00:46:23,190 Huh. 756 00:46:30,746 --> 00:46:32,987 Hey, Buf. 757 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:34,791 Let's make a movie. 758 00:46:45,052 --> 00:46:46,133 Al? 759 00:46:46,429 --> 00:46:47,929 That's me. 760 00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:01,482 Impressive, I tell you, impressive. 761 00:47:01,777 --> 00:47:02,983 Oh, hi, Al! 762 00:47:03,279 --> 00:47:06,067 Gracias for coming in on such short notice. 763 00:47:06,365 --> 00:47:08,322 This is Buford and Ronald. 764 00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:12,576 You must have seen AI's powerful performances in movies like. 765 00:47:12,872 --> 00:47:16,615 Death Fist 4, Die Like the Bastard You Are, 766 00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:20,876 - and my personal favorite, Donkey Kickboxer. 767 00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:25,415 Stop, you're too kind, Mr. Tarzana. 768 00:47:25,718 --> 00:47:26,753 And it's a pleasure seeing you again, Master Lee. 769 00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:30,887 Yo, Al, please call me Buford. 770 00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:34,516 Okay, Al, I will play the r... 771 00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:38,348 I will read the role of Cho San Wan, 772 00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:41,514 - so whenever you are ready, you can start, my love... 773 00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:42,682 I mean Al. 774 00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:44,692 Action. 775 00:47:47,656 --> 00:47:50,398 So! 776 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:52,201 You're here to avenge- 777 00:47:52,453 --> 00:47:54,253 - the death of your master's brother! 778 00:47:57,166 --> 00:47:59,498 First you will taste the toes of destruction- 779 00:47:59,794 --> 00:48:01,785 - when I kick you in the mouth! 780 00:48:02,088 --> 00:48:03,829 Next you'll smother- 781 00:48:04,131 --> 00:48:06,042 - in the deadly smell of my armpit- 782 00:48:06,342 --> 00:48:09,050 - when I headlock you into darkness! 783 00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:14,798 You have offended my family, the Shaolin Temple, 784 00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:17,308 - and my nose. 785 00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:21,517 Prepare to fight. 786 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:32,700 Wa-ta! 787 00:48:34,537 --> 00:48:36,037 Okay, that was phat. 788 00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:37,904 I'm impressed, man! 789 00:48:38,207 --> 00:48:39,707 Thank you. That was crazy. 790 00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:43,252 That was hot. 791 00:48:43,504 --> 00:48:46,462 Thank you very much. Bye, Mr. Tarzana. 792 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,623 Take it easy, man. Bye, Al. 793 00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:51,964 That was very hot. 794 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:55,722 Isn't he good? 795 00:48:56,016 --> 00:48:58,553 I need some water. 796 00:48:58,853 --> 00:48:59,934 That was great. 797 00:49:00,229 --> 00:49:02,124 Let's do this scene again, except this time, 798 00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:03,798 - let's not make it as big, okay? 799 00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:05,682 What? Ow! 800 00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:09,194 In this scene, just think puppy dog, puppy dog. 801 00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:12,196 Security! 802 00:49:12,491 --> 00:49:13,231 Next! 803 00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:15,034 Action. 804 00:49:15,161 --> 00:49:16,322 Mercy. 805 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:18,120 Oh, I ain't tough enough. 806 00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:26,379 Bad boy! Bad! 807 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:32,768 Yeah, she was good, but I don't know. 808 00:49:33,053 --> 00:49:34,553 I'm hungry. 809 00:49:37,683 --> 00:49:40,333 That's it for the bad guys; We have one more audition. 810 00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:52,731 ♪ 811 00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:57,696 Hi, Buford, Ronald. 812 00:49:57,995 --> 00:49:58,359 It's good to see you guys again. 813 00:49:58,662 --> 00:50:01,745 And wow. 814 00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:05,409 What an honor it is to meet you, Mr. Tarzana. 815 00:50:05,711 --> 00:50:08,248 Oh, Sushi, you are so raw. 816 00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:11,540 Have you met Mr. Lee? 817 00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:16,006 Oh, yeah, Buford really fell for her too. 818 00:50:16,305 --> 00:50:18,797 Ugh, I'm still having nightmares about that. 819 00:50:19,099 --> 00:50:20,055 I'm so sorry. 820 00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:22,467 Please, don't worry about it. 821 00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:27,059 Buford, why don't we see how you two kids match up together- 822 00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:28,143 - in the scene, huh? 823 00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:29,942 Oh, that would be great. 824 00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:31,630 Why don't you go on and get up there? 825 00:50:31,654 --> 00:50:33,154 Okay. 826 00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:47,872 I can only come to you with true honesty. 827 00:50:50,589 --> 00:50:54,958 The first time we met, it was like a reunion- 828 00:50:55,261 --> 00:50:57,548 - of soul mates from a past lifetime. 829 00:50:57,846 --> 00:50:59,507 ♪ 830 00:50:59,807 --> 00:51:03,095 I... I... 831 00:51:03,394 --> 00:51:04,930 ...I... 832 00:51:07,523 --> 00:51:09,355 The scene is page 60, Buford, 60! 833 00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:16,697 That's your line. 834 00:51:19,118 --> 00:51:23,828 You are my reason to come back alive from this quest. 835 00:51:24,123 --> 00:51:27,332 Yes, that is why I cannot leave you. 836 00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,502 I will always fight by your side. 837 00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:34,247 That is why you must avenge your master's killers- 838 00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:36,458 - and I must avenge my father's killers. 839 00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:40,629 Oh, my love, we will never be apart again. 840 00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:42,717 That was booty-licious! 841 00:51:43,017 --> 00:51:43,381 Absolutely scrumptious! 842 00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:45,595 Really? Yummy. 843 00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:47,100 Yummy? 844 00:51:47,396 --> 00:51:49,888 Let's do this: Why don't we pick up the scene- 845 00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:52,377 - where Miss Tingaling confronts the villains? 846 00:51:52,401 --> 00:51:55,189 Buford, why don't you just stay up here- 847 00:51:55,487 --> 00:51:56,272 - and play the part for Sushi? 848 00:51:56,572 --> 00:51:58,813 That would be such a big help, Buford. 849 00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:00,616 Yeah, sure, sure. 850 00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:02,326 Okay. 851 00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:14,705 This is at the climax of the story, 852 00:52:15,007 --> 00:52:18,090 - when Miss Tingaling gets spanked. 853 00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:20,217 Sorry. 854 00:52:20,512 --> 00:52:24,597 Has been strapped to a hard pipe, 855 00:52:24,892 --> 00:52:28,010 - a big, black, hard pipe... 856 00:52:30,939 --> 00:52:32,976 ...in the torture chamber. 857 00:52:33,275 --> 00:52:35,687 And she has just broken free of her restraints, 858 00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:42,028 - when Mr. Bad Guy forces... his way... in... 859 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:45,161 ...side. 860 00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:54,419 ♪ Ooh, baby, ♪ 861 00:52:54,713 --> 00:53:02,461 ♪ I want to get some of your ♪ ♪ sweet, sweet, trouble and ♪ 862 00:53:02,763 --> 00:53:07,348 ♪ Want to lick your candy ♪ ♪ till the juice run down. ♪ 863 00:53:07,643 --> 00:53:14,686 ♪ Gotta get your nectar, ♪ ♪ want to put it in my mouth. ♪ 864 00:53:14,983 --> 00:53:19,193 ♪ Sweet love and sugar ♪ ♪ is twice as nice. ♪ 865 00:53:19,488 --> 00:53:21,479 ♪ Who will love you baby... ♪ 866 00:53:21,782 --> 00:53:24,649 Excuse me, Mr. Tarzana. 867 00:53:24,952 --> 00:53:26,784 Should I just start? 868 00:53:35,504 --> 00:53:39,589 Needless to say, she's pissed off at this point. 869 00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:41,833 Yeah, Sushi, don't be afraid to open up. 870 00:53:41,927 --> 00:53:44,510 Just let it go, here, all right? 871 00:53:44,805 --> 00:53:46,387 Okay. 872 00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:58,808 What do you want? 873 00:53:59,111 --> 00:54:04,572 While my men are beating the crap out of your Mr. Hero Man, 874 00:54:04,867 --> 00:54:08,017 - I thought it'd be a good time for us to get better acquainted. 875 00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:15,123 Well, I do have some free time. 876 00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:22,837 And I would love to get to know you much, much better. 877 00:54:23,135 --> 00:54:28,346 Let me introduce you to my left breast... 878 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,490 - And my right fist and my left fist! 879 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:37,688 Die, Mr. Bad Guy! 880 00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:46,532 Bravo, Sushi! 881 00:54:51,038 --> 00:54:54,121 Sushi, my queen, my queen. 882 00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:56,532 Baby girl, baby girl! 883 00:54:56,835 --> 00:54:59,397 That was the best performance I've ever seen in my life. 884 00:54:59,421 --> 00:55:01,207 Ay-ya! 885 00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:03,907 You are just delicious for this movie, delicious. 886 00:55:04,009 --> 00:55:04,749 What do you think, Buford? 887 00:55:05,052 --> 00:55:06,552 Buford? 888 00:55:13,060 --> 00:55:15,472 Without music, there is no soul, no vibe, 889 00:55:15,771 --> 00:55:17,478 - no good feeling in the film. 890 00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:20,435 But if you got that, 891 00:55:20,734 --> 00:55:23,338 - that's when you bring all the ladies here, you know? 892 00:55:23,362 --> 00:55:25,353 Hell, yeah, I'm telling you, man. 893 00:55:25,656 --> 00:55:28,523 This is my first time as a boom operator. 894 00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:31,095 You see, Buford heard me rappin' at his nephew's birthday party 895 00:55:31,119 --> 00:55:32,325 ...and saw me handle the mike. 896 00:55:32,621 --> 00:55:34,557 The first time we rehearsed the fight scene- 897 00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:37,073 - and he let out one of his famous screams, 898 00:55:37,376 --> 00:55:38,876 - I couldn't believe it. 899 00:55:39,044 --> 00:55:41,564 If they had a world's record for the loudest screams in movies, 900 00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:42,453 - it'd go to Buford. 901 00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:44,747 He is the real deal, man. True. 902 00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:47,320 You want to hear the track I'm working on for the movie? 903 00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:48,844 Why not? Okay, check it out. 904 00:55:48,887 --> 00:55:51,925 Wa-ta! 905 00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:53,509 Are you ready? 906 00:55:53,809 --> 00:55:54,765 Oh, yeah, yeah. 907 00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:57,372 ♪ There's a man ♪ ♪ who kicks it like no other, ♪ 908 00:55:57,396 --> 00:55:58,557 ♪ So gather around; ♪ 909 00:55:58,856 --> 00:56:00,875 ♪ Hear what I've got ♪ ♪ to say about this brother. ♪ 910 00:56:00,899 --> 00:56:02,919 ♪ He's not Ling Ching Chong ♪ ♪ from Hong Kong. ♪ 911 00:56:02,943 --> 00:56:05,526 ♪ We call him Buford Lee ♪ ♪ out of South Central. ♪ 912 00:56:07,781 --> 00:56:09,634 That's all I have right now, but I need some music to it, 913 00:56:09,658 --> 00:56:12,708 - and I think it's going to be jimmy-jammin' when I finish it. 914 00:56:12,995 --> 00:56:14,495 What do you think? 915 00:56:16,415 --> 00:56:18,031 Hey, we can work out something. 916 00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:19,833 Cool. 917 00:56:32,514 --> 00:56:36,052 Here we are at the fighting rehearsals for the actors- 918 00:56:36,351 --> 00:56:38,592 - and the stuntmen, although we had to share- 919 00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:40,011 - the space with the belly dancers. 920 00:56:40,314 --> 00:56:42,414 Don't even worry about it; Don't even fret. 921 00:56:42,524 --> 00:56:44,390 Just prepare to fight! 922 00:56:44,693 --> 00:56:46,838 There are proper rules for fighting the hero. 923 00:56:46,862 --> 00:56:49,445 When the hero is surrounded by the bad guys, 924 00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:53,449 - they can only attack one at a time. 925 00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,597 An excellent technique for the bad guys to use- 926 00:56:55,621 --> 00:56:57,121 - while waiting their turn- 927 00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:01,783 - is the traditional method of circling around the hero. 928 00:57:11,219 --> 00:57:12,425 Yo, Buford, check this out. 929 00:57:12,721 --> 00:57:14,507 Let's have them do the snake. 930 00:57:14,806 --> 00:57:18,094 To throw your opponent off, hit him with the snake. 931 00:57:24,066 --> 00:57:26,228 Okay, now hit him with the robot! 932 00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:30,612 With the riverdance, come on. 933 00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:44,622 Buford gave me my first job; It's about 12 years ago. 934 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:48,879 It was on Indiana Jung and the Temple of the Shaolin. 935 00:57:49,174 --> 00:57:52,007 I was delivering port-a-potties for a company- 936 00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:53,212 - that delivered port-a-potties to sets of movies- 937 00:57:53,512 --> 00:57:54,627 - and stuff like that. 938 00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:56,730 I was on my regular poop collection. 939 00:57:56,932 --> 00:57:57,967 And I see there's no cook. 940 00:57:58,266 --> 00:58:00,758 "Buford, baby, what's the problem here? 941 00:58:01,061 --> 00:58:02,561 Let me cook for these guys." 942 00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:08,270 Bam! And there it was, 12 years ago. 943 00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,816 People always ask me, 944 00:58:17,119 --> 00:58:20,703 - "Sammy, baby, what's your favorite story?" 945 00:58:20,998 --> 00:58:26,994 I met Buford, and he put me on this great movie. 946 00:58:27,295 --> 00:58:30,128 It was Revenge of the Latino Dragon. 947 00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:33,917 It was Chu Yu's last fight scene, to the death. 948 00:58:34,219 --> 00:58:36,381 He was fighting the Little Dragon- 949 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,330 - and the Mexican Cucaracha gang. 950 00:58:38,598 --> 00:58:40,589 Anyway, it was Cinco de Mayo. 951 00:58:40,892 --> 00:58:42,599 I went to him; I said, " Listen, 952 00:58:42,894 --> 00:58:45,206 - "out of respect for the Mexicans, let's pay homage. 953 00:58:45,230 --> 00:58:46,780 Let's make a big Mexican meal." 954 00:58:47,024 --> 00:58:48,960 Let me tell you something. I cooked my... ugh! 955 00:58:48,984 --> 00:58:51,976 I made enchiladas; I made tacos; I made burritos. 956 00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:54,029 I had the rice. I had the guacamole. 957 00:58:54,072 --> 00:58:55,672 I had the onions, the tortillas, 958 00:58:55,949 --> 00:58:59,863 - and a ton of refried beans. 959 00:59:00,162 --> 00:59:03,325 The cast and Buford ate it all up. 960 00:59:03,623 --> 00:59:07,082 And right after lunch was when they shot- 961 00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:08,877 - that famous fight scene. 962 00:59:24,603 --> 00:59:32,397 ♪ 963 01:00:08,814 --> 01:00:12,148 Oof. 964 01:00:47,227 --> 01:00:48,843 You, stupids, go! 965 01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:03,903 Ay, caramba. 966 01:01:48,079 --> 01:01:49,945 Ay, caramba. Hit him in the knee! 967 01:02:34,459 --> 01:02:35,995 Get up, stinky. 968 01:02:59,025 --> 01:03:00,140 Hyah! 969 01:03:00,443 --> 01:03:01,943 Yah! 970 01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:07,739 You have been chosen by your country- 971 01:03:08,034 --> 01:03:10,384 - to compete in the most prestigious tournament- 972 01:03:10,578 --> 01:03:11,568 - in the world. 973 01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:13,987 Join me in our celebration party tonight. 974 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:20,207 And go fight tomorrow as if there is no tomorrow. 975 01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:25,133 You got it, man. 976 01:03:25,427 --> 01:03:27,839 You mastered the style of speaking out of synch- 977 01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:29,003 - in just two lessons. 978 01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:31,256 You're a natural-born martial art actor. 979 01:03:31,391 --> 01:03:34,224 Thank you, Master Wilson. 980 01:03:34,519 --> 01:03:37,319 Man, I can't believe it; You got Don "The Dragon" Wilson- 981 01:03:37,522 --> 01:03:39,792 - to come to the martial arts acting class, man. 982 01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:42,274 He's just a great buddy, man. 983 01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:43,274 Yo, Master Wilson. 984 01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:45,356 I've been working on this all night. 985 01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:47,155 Tell me what you think. 986 01:03:53,371 --> 01:03:56,363 I am a French légionnaire, 987 01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:59,704 - and I am here to avenge my brother's death, 988 01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:02,836 - in a fight to the death. 989 01:04:03,131 --> 01:04:06,965 Blood-spatcon-tiste, prepare to fight! 990 01:04:08,219 --> 01:04:09,719 Ow! 991 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,381 Fantastic, Tyrone. 992 01:04:17,645 --> 01:04:20,728 You see, it's not just exciting fight action- 993 01:04:21,024 --> 01:04:23,686 - that makes a martial art movie great. 994 01:04:23,985 --> 01:04:27,353 A martial art actor must learn all the accents- 995 01:04:27,655 --> 01:04:29,655 - as well as proper delivery of dialogue. 996 01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:32,984 Understand? 997 01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:35,778 Thank you. 998 01:04:36,081 --> 01:04:38,163 I love my butt. 999 01:04:47,008 --> 01:04:49,295 You play too much, Buford. 1000 01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:50,459 But I'm so excited to start shooting tomorrow. 1001 01:04:50,762 --> 01:04:52,799 You got that right, Ronald. 1002 01:04:53,098 --> 01:04:55,248 Hey, and thanks, Sushi, for coming on board- 1003 01:04:55,475 --> 01:04:56,089 - as our producer. 1004 01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:57,599 And as our lead actress. 1005 01:04:57,894 --> 01:04:59,555 I can't sleep tonight. 1006 01:04:59,854 --> 01:05:01,354 I am so pumped. 1007 01:05:02,273 --> 01:05:04,890 Hey, you guys, I think you should hear this. 1008 01:05:05,193 --> 01:05:07,651 The Sundance Film Festival starts in two days. 1009 01:05:07,946 --> 01:05:09,996 The deadline for the entry was months ago. 1010 01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:14,779 I misread the dates. 1011 01:05:15,078 --> 01:05:16,159 At least we'll be ready for next year. 1012 01:05:16,454 --> 01:05:17,954 Next year? 1013 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:22,125 Look what you did. 1014 01:05:36,307 --> 01:05:38,890 Say, Pops. 1015 01:05:39,185 --> 01:05:40,175 Buford. 1016 01:05:40,478 --> 01:05:42,185 Hungry? 1017 01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:43,980 Nah, that's cool, Dad. 1018 01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:50,352 Something ain't cool. 1019 01:05:50,655 --> 01:05:51,690 Say, do you ever think about- 1020 01:05:51,990 --> 01:05:55,699 - doing something else with your life? 1021 01:05:55,994 --> 01:05:57,494 Maybe I should just be a cook- 1022 01:05:57,537 --> 01:06:00,199 - and run this here restaurant for you. 1023 01:06:00,498 --> 01:06:05,117 Get out of here. 1024 01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:06,920 Kitchen, we'll talk. 1025 01:06:17,348 --> 01:06:24,436 You know, time has got a way of creeping up on you. 1026 01:06:24,731 --> 01:06:27,143 And when it does, it's going to kick your ass... 1027 01:06:27,442 --> 01:06:30,184 ...front kick ya. 1028 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:31,987 I know. 1029 01:06:39,496 --> 01:06:45,208 All I ever wanted to do was just get a chance to prove myself. 1030 01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:50,167 Sometimes I wonder if I'm... what if I'm not good enough? 1031 01:06:50,465 --> 01:06:55,380 What if I'm not bad-ass enough, or I never hit it or... 1032 01:06:55,678 --> 01:06:57,840 What if, What if, What if, What if, What if? 1033 01:06:58,139 --> 01:07:04,010 What if you ain't bad-ass enough? 1034 01:07:04,312 --> 01:07:06,770 Who's gonna care? 1035 01:07:07,065 --> 01:07:09,773 And how you gonna know at least if you don't try? 1036 01:07:13,905 --> 01:07:18,650 It's like... here, this old duck. 1037 01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:24,613 It's just a duck; It feeds a lot of people. 1038 01:07:24,916 --> 01:07:26,702 But, Buford, I'm telling you, man, 1039 01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:29,951 - you gotta punch and squeeze, and you gotta flip it around, 1040 01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:31,899 - and you're going to have to do lots of shit- 1041 01:07:31,923 --> 01:07:34,540 - that you don't want to do, man. 1042 01:07:34,842 --> 01:07:36,879 But that's life; That's living. 1043 01:07:37,178 --> 01:07:40,421 You gonna have to scratch and scream and holler and moan- 1044 01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:42,555 - and... 1045 01:07:42,850 --> 01:07:47,515 ...I know, man, 'cause it happened. 1046 01:07:49,274 --> 01:07:50,774 It happened to me. 1047 01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:57,738 I got to this place where I started to listen- 1048 01:07:58,032 --> 01:08:02,026 - to all my "buddies" telling me what I could do- 1049 01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:05,662 - and I couldn't do and I shouldn't and I wouldn't- 1050 01:08:05,957 --> 01:08:07,807 - and a-biggy da ba-biggy bop-bop-bop. 1051 01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,078 Come on! 1052 01:08:09,377 --> 01:08:13,666 One day, I woke up so convinced, I quit. 1053 01:08:13,965 --> 01:08:15,465 I quit. 1054 01:08:15,508 --> 01:08:21,675 I gave up my dream, 1055 01:08:21,973 --> 01:08:24,135 - put my dream away. 1056 01:08:28,646 --> 01:08:33,231 Look here, you don't do that. 1057 01:08:35,737 --> 01:08:38,900 You do not do that. 1058 01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:54,206 It's traditional on the first day of shooting- 1059 01:08:54,505 --> 01:08:56,255 - to pay respect to the movie gods. 1060 01:08:56,466 --> 01:09:00,050 You take three sticks of incense and bow three times. 1061 01:09:02,430 --> 01:09:03,636 One... 1062 01:09:03,931 --> 01:09:06,719 Wait for me. Wait for me! 1063 01:09:07,018 --> 01:09:09,100 Ow! Ow! 1064 01:09:09,395 --> 01:09:11,978 Get off of him! 1065 01:09:12,273 --> 01:09:14,173 And so began our first day of shooting. 1066 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:15,481 The opening scene is when Buford, 1067 01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:16,482 - as Cho San Wan, rescues Sushi, 1068 01:09:16,778 --> 01:09:18,815 - as the beautiful Miss Tingaling, 1069 01:09:19,113 --> 01:09:21,480 - from a bunch of troublemakers. 1070 01:09:21,783 --> 01:09:22,898 And action. 1071 01:09:23,201 --> 01:09:25,784 Buford was magnificent with his slow motion- 1072 01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:26,864 - hero entrance. 1073 01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:30,372 Please! Let me go! 1074 01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:33,375 Get the mic. 1075 01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:36,273 I have to say, he does it better than anybody in the business. 1076 01:09:36,297 --> 01:09:37,797 Help me. 1077 01:09:40,259 --> 01:09:41,759 Oh, my God! 1078 01:10:10,498 --> 01:10:14,958 When Buford finished that first take for the opening fight- 1079 01:10:15,253 --> 01:10:16,038 - and looked into Sushi's eyes... 1080 01:10:16,337 --> 01:10:17,837 Untie me. 1081 01:10:17,922 --> 01:10:20,710 Cut! Print that mother right there. 1082 01:10:21,008 --> 01:10:21,839 That's the one we want! 1083 01:10:22,135 --> 01:10:22,795 Was that it? 1084 01:10:23,094 --> 01:10:24,630 I just knew our movie- 1085 01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:26,490 - was going to be a huge success! 1086 01:10:26,514 --> 01:10:27,595 I knew it. 1087 01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:29,551 It was good? It was real? 1088 01:10:29,851 --> 01:10:33,185 You were fabulous too, brother. 1089 01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:34,979 Was he in my light? 1090 01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:06,094 Cut! 1091 01:11:06,220 --> 01:11:08,928 My directing style was fast and furious. 1092 01:11:09,223 --> 01:11:12,181 The shoot went as smooth as a baby's booty. 1093 01:11:12,477 --> 01:11:16,095 I don't understand how the premiere invitations- 1094 01:11:16,397 --> 01:11:19,014 - for the new Jackie Chong movie were misprinted- 1095 01:11:19,317 --> 01:11:20,917 - and sent out with the address- 1096 01:11:21,068 --> 01:11:23,018 - for the 18 Fingers of Death premiere. 1097 01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:26,272 Hmm, it is also a coincidence that both- 1098 01:11:26,574 --> 01:11:30,738 - were at the same time on the same day. 1099 01:11:31,037 --> 01:11:31,993 You can bet your ass- 1100 01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:34,538 - this matter will be looked into immediately. 1101 01:11:36,834 --> 01:11:39,997 But for now, we'd better get next door to the theater- 1102 01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:41,796 - because it's showtime! 1103 01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:50,883 Your soundtrack was off the hook. 1104 01:11:51,182 --> 01:11:53,702 Yeah, I got some more dope ones at the house, though. 1105 01:11:53,726 --> 01:11:54,511 Give me a call. 1106 01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:56,411 Do you represent anyone like me? 1107 01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:58,146 Not one as talented, though. 1108 01:11:58,356 --> 01:12:00,706 I've got to get some of that martial arts stuff- 1109 01:12:00,858 --> 01:12:02,358 - in my next movie. 1110 01:12:03,945 --> 01:12:06,061 Mr. Lee, your performance- 1111 01:12:06,364 --> 01:12:10,779 - as the wise martial arts director was so real. 1112 01:12:11,077 --> 01:12:13,409 Are you sure you've never acted before? 1113 01:12:13,704 --> 01:12:18,039 Oh, girl, I have been rehearsing and practicing my entire life- 1114 01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:23,955 ...so that one day I could become a major kung fu movie star. 1115 01:12:24,257 --> 01:12:26,043 It worked. 1116 01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:27,332 See ya. 1117 01:12:27,635 --> 01:12:30,844 Hey, guys, all right, all right. 1118 01:12:31,138 --> 01:12:31,878 Give me some up in here. 1119 01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:34,764 I am so proud of you guys, man. 1120 01:12:35,059 --> 01:12:37,642 Congratulations, that was beautiful in there. 1121 01:12:37,937 --> 01:12:38,972 Thank you, thank you. 1122 01:12:39,272 --> 01:12:41,416 Listen, I've got to get back to the restaurant- 1123 01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:45,149 - and help Mom with the after-premiere dinner party. 1124 01:12:45,444 --> 01:12:47,185 And how about this one? 1125 01:12:47,488 --> 01:12:51,607 Mom sprung for our very own karaoke machine. 1126 01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:55,368 ♪ Party, party, party, party. ♪ 1127 01:12:55,663 --> 01:12:56,198 I'll catch you over there, guys. 1128 01:12:56,497 --> 01:12:58,534 See you, Dad. 1129 01:12:58,833 --> 01:12:59,994 Your pops is crazy, just crazy. 1130 01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:01,954 Hey, man... 1131 01:13:02,253 --> 01:13:02,583 Ronald Mack! 1132 01:13:02,879 --> 01:13:03,960 Yeah, that's me. 1133 01:13:04,255 --> 01:13:07,213 I am absolutely blown away with your directing talent. 1134 01:13:07,508 --> 01:13:09,008 Thanks a lot. 1135 01:13:09,260 --> 01:13:11,297 I know you! 1136 01:13:11,596 --> 01:13:12,677 You're Joel Gold, 1137 01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:15,372 - the biggest action movie producer in Hollywood! 1138 01:13:16,976 --> 01:13:18,871 But how did you know who I was, though? 1139 01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:19,384 Come on, I know talent when I see it. 1140 01:13:19,687 --> 01:13:21,803 That's Why I am who I am. 1141 01:13:22,106 --> 01:13:24,689 You be at my office 1142 01:13:24,984 --> 01:13:27,351 I want to sign you to a directing deal. 1143 01:13:27,653 --> 01:13:29,394 Man, you yanking my chain, right? 1144 01:13:29,697 --> 01:13:30,607 All right, I'll tell you What. 1145 01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:32,507 Let's make it a 27-picture deal. 1146 01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:37,948 Jo-Jo, let's go; I'm so hungry. 1147 01:13:38,247 --> 01:13:41,615 Oh, Mr. Gold, I want you to meet the man- 1148 01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:43,770 - that made all of this possible here. 1149 01:13:43,794 --> 01:13:45,626 Meet Mr. Buford Lee. 1150 01:13:45,922 --> 01:13:47,733 Yo, Mr. Gold, it's my pleasure to meet you... 1151 01:13:47,757 --> 01:13:48,622 Yeah, me too. 1152 01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:50,962 Why don't you meet us for dinner tonight. 1153 01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:52,341 We'll go over some movie ideas. 1154 01:13:52,637 --> 01:13:54,219 See you at Spago's, eh? 1155 01:13:54,513 --> 01:13:55,253 Gotta run. 1156 01:13:55,556 --> 01:13:56,261 Bye, boys. 1157 01:13:56,557 --> 01:13:58,057 Bye. 1158 01:14:00,186 --> 01:14:01,267 Do you know who that was? 1159 01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:03,223 That was Mr. Big Time, man. 1160 01:14:03,522 --> 01:14:05,167 He can make just about anybody, man. 1161 01:14:05,191 --> 01:14:08,229 You gets to go; It's your shot. 1162 01:14:10,112 --> 01:14:11,612 I'm happy for you, man. 1163 01:14:15,326 --> 01:14:18,034 Look, I'll give you a call tomorrow; We can do lunch. 1164 01:14:38,307 --> 01:14:39,923 I gotta go. 1165 01:14:50,444 --> 01:14:52,344 I always knew we were going to make it. 1166 01:14:59,328 --> 01:15:04,994 ♪ 1167 01:15:10,131 --> 01:15:10,916 Sushi, you're still here. 1168 01:15:11,215 --> 01:15:13,001 You know, I am just starving. 1169 01:15:13,300 --> 01:15:18,010 I Wish I could find a talented, handsome movie star- 1170 01:15:18,305 --> 01:15:21,718 - in a red shirt who could possibly take me to dinner. 1171 01:15:26,147 --> 01:15:28,104 As you wish. 1172 01:15:28,399 --> 01:15:33,018 I would be honored. 1173 01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:38,235 Oh, Mr. Decker, why don't you go ahead and take the night off? 1174 01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:40,650 Or, if you'd like, you could follow us- 1175 01:15:40,953 --> 01:15:43,741 - and film our falling-in-love montage. 1176 01:15:56,093 --> 01:16:05,719 ♪ 1177 01:16:30,544 --> 01:16:32,285 Buford, think fast. 1178 01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,511 Buford Lee's funhouse. 1179 01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:48,561 Uh, yeah, I can give him a message. 1180 01:16:49,563 --> 01:16:51,063 Uh-huh? 1181 01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:53,602 Uh-huh. 1182 01:16:53,901 --> 01:16:57,235 Um, oh. 1183 01:16:57,530 --> 01:16:59,030 Okay, yeah, I'll tell him. 1184 01:16:59,448 --> 01:17:01,735 What's up? 1185 01:17:02,034 --> 01:17:04,012 Ronald's personal secretary just called and said- 1186 01:17:04,036 --> 01:17:06,098 - that he's going to be so busy working on his next film- 1187 01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:08,391 - that he won't have time to finish the documentary. 1188 01:17:08,415 --> 01:17:10,215 He wants you to keep all the footage, 1189 01:17:10,334 --> 01:17:12,291 - and he wishes you good luck. 1190 01:17:12,586 --> 01:17:15,078 Buford, I'm sorry. 1191 01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:19,875 Hey, Sushi, will you help me finish this documentary? 1192 01:17:20,177 --> 01:17:21,338 Really? 1193 01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:24,720 Will you be my new partner? 1194 01:17:25,015 --> 01:17:28,599 I would love to be your new partner. 1195 01:17:28,894 --> 01:17:29,804 Count me in, Buford! 1196 01:17:30,104 --> 01:17:34,393 Hey, thanks for hanging with me, Mr. Decker. 1197 01:17:34,692 --> 01:17:37,480 You know, I can edit all these. 1198 01:17:37,778 --> 01:17:39,860 I just got a new system off the internet. 1199 01:17:40,156 --> 01:17:42,022 You have a new editing system? 1200 01:17:42,324 --> 01:17:43,485 Yeah, it's still in the box, just came in yesterday. 1201 01:17:43,784 --> 01:17:45,821 Here are the ratings- 1202 01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:48,098 - on the first and second run of your documentary, 1203 01:17:48,122 --> 01:17:51,740 - The Way of Life: A Biography of Buford Lee. 1204 01:17:53,794 --> 01:17:56,707 This was just terrific, Mr. Tuner. 1205 01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:58,942 And we want you to know that we're so grateful- 1206 01:17:58,966 --> 01:18:00,716 - that you believed in our project. 1207 01:18:00,843 --> 01:18:04,052 It's not often we get someone to pay us for their documentary. 1208 01:18:04,346 --> 01:18:06,929 Now we're here to pitch a big money-making idea- 1209 01:18:07,224 --> 01:18:09,511 - that is sure to make Buford's career. 1210 01:18:09,810 --> 01:18:11,310 Tell him. 1211 01:18:13,189 --> 01:18:17,057 Mr. Tuner, imagine Sushi and I are in a warehouse, 1212 01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:20,021 - and then... 1213 01:18:37,004 --> 01:18:38,210 Welcome to Kung Food. 1214 01:18:38,505 --> 01:18:40,416 And a movie. 1215 01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:42,616 This week's movie classic is considered 1216 01:18:42,885 --> 01:18:45,547 - the Gone With the Wind of martial arts movies, 1217 01:18:45,846 --> 01:18:47,896 - our personal favorite, Enter the Dragon, 1218 01:18:48,098 --> 01:18:49,964 - with the legendary Bruce Lee. 1219 01:18:51,477 --> 01:18:52,977 And cut! 1220 01:18:54,271 --> 01:18:56,353 That was great, just really terrific. 1221 01:18:56,649 --> 01:18:58,185 It was great? Okay, good. 1222 01:18:58,484 --> 01:19:01,021 Okay, you need to move on to the next set. 1223 01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,732 How's your back? Is it okay? 1224 01:19:04,031 --> 01:19:05,531 And your head? 1225 01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:07,074 Oh, this thing's fine. 1226 01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:11,653 This week's Kung Food recipe: 1227 01:19:11,956 --> 01:19:13,697 We will show you how to make- 1228 01:19:13,999 --> 01:19:16,787 - one of Master Bruce Lee's favorite dishes, 1229 01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:21,205 - pan-fried chow mein with spicy... 1230 01:19:22,841 --> 01:19:25,173 Chicken! 1231 01:19:25,469 --> 01:19:27,927 But right now, we have to pay our bills. 1232 01:19:28,222 --> 01:19:30,822 Watch this commercial from our very generous sponsor. 1233 01:19:35,354 --> 01:19:38,847 Even after a nine-course dinner, there's always room- 1234 01:19:39,149 --> 01:19:40,749 - for Honorable Fortune Cookies. 1235 01:19:43,153 --> 01:19:44,985 Wa-ta! 1236 01:19:45,281 --> 01:19:46,988 Five, four, three, two... 1237 01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:48,783 We're back! 1238 01:19:49,076 --> 01:19:52,319 Coming up, our special guest was one of the background extras- 1239 01:19:52,621 --> 01:19:56,410 - in the final fight scene in Enter the Dragon. 1240 01:19:56,709 --> 01:19:58,996 But, for now, enjoy the movie. 1241 01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:01,457 And see you on the break. 1242 01:20:12,850 --> 01:20:17,014 Hey, Buford, What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? 1243 01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:22,227 Wa-ta! 1244 01:20:22,526 --> 01:20:23,391 Ai-yah! 1245 01:20:23,694 --> 01:20:26,152 Hai-yah! Hai-yah! 1246 01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:28,313 Hai-yah! Yah! 1247 01:20:28,615 --> 01:20:31,261 Master Lee, would you have time for that interview now? 1248 01:20:31,285 --> 01:20:33,526 Please, call me Buford. 1249 01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,661 Sure, now is a good time. 1250 01:20:35,956 --> 01:20:38,869 What magazine is this again? 1251 01:20:39,168 --> 01:20:40,158 Inside Kung Fu, 1252 01:20:40,461 --> 01:20:42,861 - the biggest martial arts magazine in the world. 1253 01:20:49,011 --> 01:20:51,548 Uh, first off, congratulations on the success- 1254 01:20:51,847 --> 01:20:54,088 - of your public access cable show. 1255 01:20:54,391 --> 01:20:56,052 We've got a great team. 1256 01:20:56,352 --> 01:21:00,141 We have the entire Los Angeles County market saturated. 1257 01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:02,726 Well, except for Beverly Hills, 1258 01:21:03,025 --> 01:21:05,125 - certain areas in Hollywood, Santa Monica. 1259 01:21:07,112 --> 01:21:11,606 So, anyway, What are you planning for your next movie? 1260 01:21:11,909 --> 01:21:16,278 I want to explore some very different approaches- 1261 01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:18,080 - to the martial arts genre. 1262 01:21:21,543 --> 01:21:24,410 Something futuristic? 1263 01:21:24,713 --> 01:21:26,920 Maybe something with special effects? 1264 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:35,509 So you are the aerobics/martial arts instructor- 1265 01:21:35,808 --> 01:21:37,640 - on this giant space ship, okay? 1266 01:21:37,935 --> 01:21:40,121 It's, like, the ultimate luxury cruise liner of the future. 1267 01:21:40,145 --> 01:21:42,762 And there's a love interest, of course, right, 1268 01:21:43,065 --> 01:21:45,898 - and a lot of martial arts sequences, right? 1269 01:21:46,193 --> 01:21:49,686 But the kicker is that this ship is doomed to collide- 1270 01:21:49,988 --> 01:21:51,841 - with this giant meteor, and there's not enough- 1271 01:21:51,865 --> 01:21:54,448 - emergency escape craft for everybody. 1272 01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:58,111 So you sacrifice yourself for the woman you love... 1273 01:21:59,957 --> 01:22:02,164 ...and float off into space. 1274 01:22:04,128 --> 01:22:07,621 Okay, it's going to be really expensive, and, obviously, 1275 01:22:07,923 --> 01:22:09,734 - there's no sequel, but it could be- 1276 01:22:09,758 --> 01:22:11,403 - the biggest blockbuster in Hollywood history. 1277 01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:14,419 Hey, in fact, 1278 01:22:14,721 --> 01:22:16,221 I happen to have a script- 1279 01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:17,765 - right here. 1280 01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:25,430 Check it. 1281 01:22:25,732 --> 01:22:28,474 I just got a great idea. 1282 01:22:30,988 --> 01:22:32,729 I'll be right back. Be right here. 1283 01:22:38,412 --> 01:22:40,904 Yes, I need the contracts today! 1284 01:22:41,206 --> 01:22:44,449 Get them done in an hour, or you're fired! 1285 01:22:44,751 --> 01:22:45,957 What is it, sweetie pie? 1286 01:22:46,253 --> 01:22:47,414 We have our next movie project. 1287 01:22:47,713 --> 01:22:48,919 It's crazy, I'm telling you. 1288 01:22:49,214 --> 01:22:50,079 I even have the title. 1289 01:22:50,382 --> 01:22:51,882 We will call it: 1290 01:22:53,010 --> 01:22:54,876 In a time when there was no law, 1291 01:22:55,179 --> 01:22:57,637 - they are cooking-show hosts by day- 1292 01:22:57,931 --> 01:22:59,431 - and crime fighters by night. 1293 01:22:59,516 --> 01:23:03,805 Coming soon to a theater near you. 1294 01:23:04,104 --> 01:23:07,004 Well, we only have a trailer; We are looking for financing. 1295 01:23:07,065 --> 01:23:08,601 But there is a title: 1296 01:23:20,704 --> 01:23:23,537 Buford, I'm so glad to be back with you, man. 1297 01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:26,282 All that Hollywood glam, that's just not my thing. 1298 01:23:26,335 --> 01:23:27,541 And, of course, you know- 1299 01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:29,647 -we've got to finish our movie with a music video. 1300 01:23:29,671 --> 01:23:31,171 You know it. 1301 01:23:31,465 --> 01:23:33,776 ♪ When it comes to ♪ ♪ that kung fu fight scene, ♪ 1302 01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:35,820 ♪ I'm a show you ♪ ♪ who'll do it the best. ♪ 1303 01:23:35,844 --> 01:23:38,198 ♪ He has a fist like lightning ♪ ♪ when he's striking, ♪ 1304 01:23:38,222 --> 01:23:39,722 ♪ 18 fingers of death. ♪ 1305 01:23:39,932 --> 01:23:42,285 ♪ Who got technique, ♪ ♪ sweep you off your feet, ♪ 1306 01:23:42,309 --> 01:23:44,037 ♪ Quick jabs'll put you ♪ ♪ off your axis? ♪ 1307 01:23:44,061 --> 01:23:45,051 ♪ Call him master. ♪ 1308 01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:47,332 ♪ You see What happened ♪ ♪ to them deadly thugs: ♪ 1309 01:23:47,356 --> 01:23:49,709 ♪ Roundhouse kick ♪ ♪ put your face in the mud. ♪ 1310 01:23:49,733 --> 01:23:51,753 ♪ Don't underestimate ♪ ♪ one Who's straight, ♪ 1311 01:23:51,777 --> 01:23:54,077 ♪ Buford Lee, ♪ ♪ and he's here for the take. ♪ 1312 01:23:54,154 --> 01:23:56,454 ♪ Look, you can see ♪ ♪ how he moves swiftly. ♪ 1313 01:23:56,615 --> 01:23:58,902 ♪ Sing along with me. ♪ 1314 01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:01,346 ♪ When it comes ♪ ♪ to that kung fu fight scene, ♪ 1315 01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:02,931 ♪ I'm a show you ♪ ♪ who'll do it the best. ♪ 1316 01:24:02,955 --> 01:24:05,705 ♪ He has a fist like lightning ♪ ♪ when he's striking, ♪ 1317 01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:07,574 ♪ 18 fingers of death. ♪ 1318 01:24:07,876 --> 01:24:08,991 ♪ When it comes ♪ ♪ to that kung fu fight scene, ♪ 1319 01:24:09,294 --> 01:24:12,377 ♪ I'm a show you ♪ ♪ who'll do it the best. ♪ 1320 01:24:12,673 --> 01:24:15,109 ♪ He has a fist like lightning ♪ ♪ when he's striking, ♪ 1321 01:24:15,133 --> 01:24:16,794 ♪ 18 fingers of death. ♪ 1322 01:24:17,094 --> 01:24:18,255 ♪ They went from row to wrist, ♪ ♪ from wrist to row, ♪ 1323 01:24:18,554 --> 01:24:20,511 ♪ Swapping the tapes, ♪ 1324 01:24:20,806 --> 01:24:22,012 ♪ Making Buford Lee ♪ ♪ stop the show. ♪ 1325 01:24:22,307 --> 01:24:24,285 ♪ Independently trying ♪ ♪ to do it big: ♪ 1326 01:24:24,309 --> 01:24:25,995 ♪ Now y'all see ♪ ♪ how the rough life is. ♪ 1327 01:24:26,019 --> 01:24:27,930 ♪ And trouble don't end. ♪ 1328 01:24:28,230 --> 01:24:30,792 ♪ 18 Fingers of Death: ♪ ♪ scenes of a closed curtain ♪ 1329 01:24:30,816 --> 01:24:31,977 ♪ Of one man's last... ♪ 1330 01:24:32,276 --> 01:24:34,837 ♪ Watch your step, ♪ ♪ causing trauma to your brain. ♪ 1331 01:24:34,861 --> 01:24:36,673 ♪ You goin' remember ♪ ♪ the name: Buford Lee. ♪ 1332 01:24:36,697 --> 01:24:38,258 ♪ When it comes ♪ ♪ to that kung fu fight scene, ♪ 1333 01:24:38,282 --> 01:24:40,865 ♪ I'm a show you ♪ ♪ who'll do it the best. ♪ 1334 01:24:41,159 --> 01:24:43,263 ♪ He has a fist like lightning ♪ ♪ when he's striking, ♪ 1335 01:24:43,287 --> 01:24:44,787 ♪ 18 fingers of death. ♪ 1336 01:24:45,038 --> 01:24:47,350 ♪ When it comes ♪ ♪ to that kung fu fight scene, ♪ 1337 01:24:47,374 --> 01:24:48,935 ♪ I'm a show you ♪ ♪ who'll do it the best. ♪ 1338 01:24:48,959 --> 01:24:51,826 ♪ He has a fist like lightning ♪ ♪ when he's striking, ♪ 1339 01:24:52,129 --> 01:24:53,745 ♪ 18 fingers of death. ♪ 1340 01:24:54,047 --> 01:24:56,547 ♪ When that fist hits you, ♪ ♪ boy, you're sober. ♪ 1341 01:24:56,633 --> 01:24:59,112 ♪ Bring fights to a closure, ♪ ♪ throw one from the shoulders. ♪ 1342 01:24:59,136 --> 01:25:00,092 ♪ Let me take you for a run. ♪ 1343 01:25:00,387 --> 01:25:02,365 ♪ When it comes to them ♪ ♪ action scenes, ♪ 1344 01:25:02,389 --> 01:25:04,951 ♪ You know, Lee gets it done, ♪ ♪ going after his dream. ♪ 1345 01:25:04,975 --> 01:25:06,136 ♪ Whoever thought ♪ ♪ he could make it ♪ 1346 01:25:06,435 --> 01:25:08,580 ♪ To the big screen, ♪ ♪ doing big things? ♪ 1347 01:25:08,604 --> 01:25:10,498 ♪ Started off ♪ ♪ with the small-time flicks: ♪ 1348 01:25:10,522 --> 01:25:12,684 ♪ 18 Fingers of Death, ♪ ♪ all time hit. ♪ 1349 01:25:12,983 --> 01:25:14,098 ♪ Bringing pain ♪ ♪ like the deadly thugs, ♪ 1350 01:25:14,401 --> 01:25:16,462 ♪ Knocking them up, ♪ ♪ now sweep 'em under rugs. ♪ 1351 01:25:16,486 --> 01:25:19,274 ♪ Likes saving the day, ♪ ♪ but ain't getting no love. ♪ 1352 01:25:19,573 --> 01:25:21,843 ♪ Or worse, the country boys ♪ ♪ sounding off in the club. ♪ 1353 01:25:21,867 --> 01:25:23,928 ♪ Them boys creepy, ♪ ♪ so you'd better stay low. ♪ 1354 01:25:23,952 --> 01:25:25,113 ♪ Ask that Suzy Q ♪ ♪ which way to go. ♪ 1355 01:25:25,412 --> 01:25:27,390 ♪ So if you're kickin, ♪ ♪ leave that frame froze. ♪ 1356 01:25:27,414 --> 01:25:29,058 ♪ We're here and low, ♪ ♪ trying to get on the go. ♪ 1357 01:25:29,082 --> 01:25:31,894 ♪ Buford Lee's coming out, ♪ ♪ and it's time for the Show. ♪ 1358 01:25:31,918 --> 01:25:34,314 ♪ When it comes ♪ ♪ to that kung fu fight scene, ♪ 1359 01:25:34,338 --> 01:25:36,190 ♪ I'm a show you ♪ ♪ Who'll do it the best. ♪ 1360 01:25:36,214 --> 01:25:38,401 ♪ He has a fist like lightning ♪ ♪ when he's striking, ♪ 1361 01:25:38,425 --> 01:25:39,925 ♪ 18 fingers of death. ♪ 1362 01:26:04,618 --> 01:26:05,779 ♪ How could you ♪ ♪ leave with diamonds ♪ 1363 01:26:06,078 --> 01:26:08,194 ♪ Where they ♪ ♪ can't be found? ♪ 1364 01:26:08,497 --> 01:26:12,161 ♪ 'Cause all of the diamonds ♪ ♪ are way underground. ♪ 1365 01:26:12,459 --> 01:26:15,292 ♪ I go digging for gold, ♪ ♪ mama, that can't be found. ♪ 1366 01:26:15,587 --> 01:26:19,876 ♪ 'Cause all of the gold mines ♪ ♪ are way underground. ♪ 1367 01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:22,917 ♪ I got to dig something ♪ ♪ to get through the day. ♪ 1368 01:26:23,220 --> 01:26:27,009 ♪ Diamonds and gold mines, ♪ ♪ they all slip away. ♪ 1369 01:26:27,307 --> 01:26:31,392 ♪ And I'm digging for guano. ♪ 1370 01:26:31,687 --> 01:26:34,805 ♪ Digging for guano, ♪ ♪ a gold mine for me. ♪ 1371 01:26:35,107 --> 01:26:38,725 ♪ Yes, I'm digging ♪ ♪ for guano on rocks by the sea. ♪ 1372 01:26:39,027 --> 01:26:42,486 ♪ Digging for guano. ♪ 1373 01:26:42,781 --> 01:26:48,697 ♪ 1374 01:26:48,995 --> 01:26:52,033 El guano me hace rico, hombre. 1375 01:26:52,332 --> 01:26:57,827 ♪ I go look for my family, ♪ ♪ but they sailed away, ♪ 1376 01:26:58,130 --> 01:27:01,589 ♪ Take all my money; ♪ ♪ they leave me to pay. ♪ 1377 01:27:01,883 --> 01:27:05,296 ♪ People come looking to see ♪ ♪ where I've been ♪ 1378 01:27:05,595 --> 01:27:06,630 ♪ The front yard, it stinks, ♪ 1379 01:27:06,930 --> 01:27:08,045 ♪ But the weed ♪ ♪ has turned green. ♪ 1380 01:27:08,348 --> 01:27:12,012 ♪ I have to dig something ♪ ♪ to get through the day ♪ 1381 01:27:12,310 --> 01:27:16,099 ♪ To keep my investment ♪ ♪ from turning to hay. ♪ 1382 01:27:16,398 --> 01:27:18,059 ♪ I've been digging for guano. ♪ 101932