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Hey.
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Hello!
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Hey.
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You're supposed to be
spring-cleaning.
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I found my old headphones.
Yeah,and the left side still works,
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except you have to hold the cord like
this, or you get a pretty good shock.
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Ok. You know what? We agreed that you are
not allowed to go through the throw-out pile.
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Come in.
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- Hey,guys.
- Hey.
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Hey. What's
going on?
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Oh,we just,uh, wanted to see if you guys
wanted to join us for an ice cream walk.
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It's 10 degrees outside.
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That's the best part. By the time you
get there, you don't even want ice cream.
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It's just pure exercise.
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Pure exercise.
Get out of here.
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No,really,
get out of here.
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Listen. I'm going out. When I come back,
I want a throw-out pile bigger than me.
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Oh,come on, that's not fair. Do
you have any idea how big you are?
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I could live in one of
your pant legs, sasquatch.
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The woman has no idea that
everything I save has a purpose.
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Hey,what's this?
Floppy disk. Heh.
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Oh,yeah,that's for my commodore
64. I'll-I'll tell you what.
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Just stuff it in your pants
until the heat's off.
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Hey!
An old roll of film.
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Who knows
what could be on there?
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Yeah. It's like
a little time capsule.
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Boy,I bet there's a lot
of old memories on there.
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Yeah. I got enough memories.
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Hey,wait. Don't be silly. You
know,we're running errands later.
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We'll just get it
developed for you.
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Nah,look,
dot even worry about iT.
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Bet I know why.
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Someone took
naked pictures.
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No. The only naked picture joy took of me is
when she wanted to show my doctor something.
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Yeah,steph, people talk about taking naked
pictures, but nobody actually does it.
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Some people D...
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oh,hello.
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You've taken naked pictures? With who?
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Honey... you know what happens
when we go down this road.
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You always end up
in the shower weeping.
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That's not
what always happens.
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Whatever you say,
honey.
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Steph. Hey,hey, this
conversation isn't over!
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Can you believe her?
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What are you doing?
Are you googling my wife?
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Don't worry.
Nothing's coming up.
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Wait a minute.
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Nah,you're good.
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sync:YTET-cflily
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Til Death
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1x16
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hey,eddie,
I developed your pictures.
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. Good for you. Look at this. I
just washed my 27-year-old sneakers.
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Smell that canvas-
baby-fresh.
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That's sweet.
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Well, if those clean sneakers get you
excited, wait till you see these pictures.
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Now,based on joy's acid-washed jeans
and your mullet, I'm guessing 1986.
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Ah,look at you holding up
the leaning tower of pisa.
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You never told me
you guys went to italy.
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Give me that!
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You never saw these.
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What?
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These don't exist!
You understand?
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Eddie,what the hell's
going on?
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Listen.
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There are certain mistakes
you make in life,
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things that are so wrong
that you're so ashamed of
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that the only thing you
can do is bury the memory-
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bury it deep.
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Is this about your mullet?
Because I think you pulled it off.
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That is not a mullet!
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That is a dr. J in the front and
a michael douglas in the back.
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Mullet.
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Well,then what happened
in italy that was so bad?
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What I did in italy...
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is the worst thing
I have ever done.
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Joy and I had been dating for a little over
6 months, and we decided to take a trip.
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Now,a lot of people will say
that italy has great food,
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beautiful art,
and breathtaking scenery.
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What they don't tell you is,
it's a foreign country.
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It's like mexico with pasta.
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Plus,it didn't help that I hadn't
moved my bowels in two weeks.
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Anyway,everything came to a head
when we went to catch our flight home.
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We were rushing for the shuttle
bus that would take us to our plane.
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All of a sudden,
I realized joy wasn't behind me.
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I finally spotted her dawdling at a
case full of this godawful murano glass.
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It was like crack to her.
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I frantically tried to get her attention,
but by the time she snaps out of it,
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the bus to our plane is gone.
Well,I was furious.
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And that's when I did it:
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The thing I am most ashamed of.
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I spanked joy-
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one swat on the butt like
she was a bratty little kid.
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Two seconds later, another bus pulls
up, and I realized what I had done.
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We had a 19-hour journey
home in complete silence.
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We broke up 5 minutes after we
landed, right there at baggage claim.
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She didn't even stick around
to see if my backpack made it.
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And then... a few months later,
we finally got back together.
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But in 20 years, we never
spoke of italy again.
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****
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Yeah,it was awful.
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That's why
it had to be repressed,
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because there was no
forgiveness for what I did,
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only denial, and we're
gonna keep it that way.
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You are not to say a word about
this to anybody, not a soul.
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As far as you know, these
pictures do not exist.
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God,
my hair was magnificent.
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Hey.
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So...
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how'd they like
the pictures of italy?
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Yeah,steph,
about those,uh,
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I'm gonna need you to swear that you're
never gonna mention those to joy-ever.
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Why can't I mention them
to joy?
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I can't tell you.
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Of course you can.
I'm your wife.
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Eddie knows that when he said not to
tell anyone, that doesn't include me.
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No,he specifically
mentioned you.
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All right,
don't tell me.
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But sooner or later, you
are gonna have to tell...
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senor pinches!
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A- pinch-a-pinch! A-
pinch-a-pinch a- pinchy-pinchy!
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- No more
- senor pinches!
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I can't tell you.
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How about if I guess? If
I guess, will you tell me?
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No.
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He smuggled drugs
in his butt?
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I'm not playing.
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Espionage? Spying? Spy
killer? Did he kill a spy?
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No.
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Did he hurt someone?
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He hurt someone?
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Did he hurt joy?
He really hurt joy?
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Oh,god,he had
an affair,didn't he?
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How did she find out about it? Did he
give her some sort of weird eighties V.D.?
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No,steph, he didn't have af
- an affair. It was nothing like that.
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All right,look.
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I'll tell you, but you got to promise
that you're not gonna tell a soul.
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All right?
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In italy,
eddie spanked joy.
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Oh,my!
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Wait. What?
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Spanked her.
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Like,sexy spanking?
We've done that.
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Remember naughty washer
woman, puerto rico?
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Wasn't me.
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Oh,that's right.
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Is that where these, uh,naked
pictures were from? Huh?
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It's very warm down there, and
I was drunk, like,the whole ti-
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ok,you know what? I don't
think I want to hear anymore.
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Look. Just promise me that you're
never gonna mention puerto rico
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or eddie and joy's trip
to italy ever again,ok?
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Ok.
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Why do you have a picture
of them on your mug?
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Oh. The guy at the photo
shop asked me if I wanted one.
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Steph...
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sometimes,when a man asks you
something, it's ok to say no.
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Hey! Whoa,whoa! What are
you doing out here,darling?
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You don't want to be out at the
trashcans. You know those raccoons.
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They'll peel your arm
like a banana.
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I'm throwing away the
dog brushes and shampoos.
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It's been 7 years since
stanley ran away. Face it.
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He's not coming back.
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Well,then I guess we can add hope to
the list of things you're throwing out.
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Anyway, our trashcans are full. Why-why don't you
throw it out over at the woodcocks' over there?
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You don't think
they'll mind?
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Oh,come on. They won't even notice. I've
been stealing their firewood all winter.
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Not a peep.
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- Is this us?
- Let me see it.
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Oh,well. Oops.
Guess we'll never know.
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Look at you.
Skinny then,skinny now.
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Hey,steph,I'm home! They had a
two-for-one special on canned tomatoes.
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I got 4 cans!
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I'm in here!
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Hey.
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Are we getting
new passports?
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Look,jeff. I know it bothers you that
I've done certain things with other people.
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So i thought if I did all the things with
you that I did with them, you'll feel better.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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So what do you say
we take some pictures?
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Uh... yeah! Heh!
This is fantastic.
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I thought the special on the tomatoes
was gonna be the highlight of my day.
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All right!
Let's do this.
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Take your clothes off.
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What?
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We both get naked, set the
timer, and make some memories.
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Oh... heh! Steph,I don't know. I
- you know,I had a chicken pot pie for lunch.
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I feel puffy.
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Don't worry!
You look beautiful.
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Oh,stepH...
I don't know.
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It's-it's a little chilly, you know?
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All right.
I can see you're nervous.
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Let's just take a couple
of shots to loosen you up.
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Ok.
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That's it.
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You never done this
professionally?
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No.
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You could. Come on,give
me a couple of buttons.
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Show me something.
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What if I ever
want to run for office?
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Don't worry!
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These'll be very tasteful.
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Drop your pants,
and roar like a tiger.
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So,you-you ok?
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Fine! Fine. Super fine.
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You don't seem like
you're fine.
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What do I seem like, eddie?
Huh? You know me so well-
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what do I seem like?
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Fine.
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- Uh,here,joy, let me help you.
- No,it's ok.
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No,come on. I want to do it. Let me.
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Ok.
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I got to be honest. I have
no idea where this thing goes.
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All right. Now,see, that's why
I think you're a little not fine.
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Ok. You know what? I cannot believe
that this stupid thing has come up again.
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It was 20 years ago.
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And I know that
it shouldn't matter.
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Let's just-let's just forget
the whole thing ever happened.
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Ok? Can we can we do that?
Can we just make some dinner?
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And we just won't
think about it.
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Done.
It's-it's gone.
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We will never
think about it again.
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- Ok?
- Ok.
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Ok. Heh heh.
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Yeah?
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Hey!
It's the big guy!
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Come on in,
my friend.
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What happened to you?
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What didn't happen to me?
You know what I'm saying?
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I don't think
I want to know.
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Let me tell you, it's bad
over there tonight,jeffrey,ok?
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Joy found your mug and the
t-shirt and this mouse pad.
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What's she doing
rooting around my trash?
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You know,I bet she's the
one stealing our firewood.
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Well,it's bad. Let me tell
you, it's bad over there.
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She won't even talk to me about it.
She won't even fight with me about it.
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She says everything is
fine, but it's not fine.
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It's the opposite of fine.
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At least if I was an alcoholic,
I'd have my own support group.
239
00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:44,890
But us spankers,
we got nothing.
240
00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:47,470
Gee,eddie,
I'm sorry.
241
00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:49,920
Can I get you something?
Hey,you want to try my sauce?
242
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,510
It's the real deal.
243
00:13:51,510 --> 00:13:54,540
I want to get my wife back.
Can your sauce get my wife back?
244
00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:56,990
Can your sauce make
this italy thing go away?
245
00:13:56,990 --> 00:13:59,240
It's not magic sauce.
246
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,180
Hey,but maybe
this'll help.
247
00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:03,870
You know what steph and i have
been doing for the past 3 hours?
248
00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:07,920
We have been taking naked
pictures of each other.
249
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,240
Maybe you should
do the same thing.
250
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,290
Look,joy's already mad at me enough.
If I take pictures of you guys...
251
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:23,170
what I mean is, me and steph took a negative
experience from our past that bothered us-
252
00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:25,720
well,me
- and we turned it into a positive one.
253
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,780
Now,look. Maybe you can't go back to
italy, but you can do something here.
254
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:32,020
You know? Use your imagination.
Think big. Plan something great.
255
00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:35,570
But whatever you do,
take back italy.
256
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,550
Ok,here's the thing. You're gonna
have to repeat everything you just said
257
00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:42,170
because about 20 seconds
ago, your robe shifted.
258
00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:03,570
Ok? One more step,
and... ta-da!
259
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,740
This is the big
surprise?
260
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,080
We're at a restaurant at
dinnertime. Let me guess:
261
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,360
We're eating here!
262
00:15:14,470 --> 00:15:18,990
Yes,we are, and the big surprise
is, they only take reservations.
263
00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:22,000
And guess what I did.
I made a reservation.
264
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,810
That's right. I made a call, and
I sweet-talked my new friend ramon,
265
00:15:25,810 --> 00:15:27,930
and he slipped us right in.
266
00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:28,840
Hello.
267
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,180
Reservation for two,
stark.
268
00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:37,760
nope. I don't have a
record for your reservation.
269
00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:39,820
You got to be kidding me.
270
00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:43,840
Stark,
as in barren,bleak.
271
00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:45,780
Sorry.
272
00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:47,370
What do you mean? I talked
to the guy for one hour.
273
00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:49,840
Is ramon here?
Can you please get ramon?
274
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,690
Ramon,our morning
cleanup guy?
275
00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:55,770
Did it sound like
he had been drinking?
276
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:59,110
Ok. You know what? I have a
powerbar in the glove compartment.
277
00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:00,090
I will meet you
in the car.
278
00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:02,070
No,no,no,no. No. No. We are
- we are eating here.
279
00:16:02,070 --> 00:16:05,240
Now-now,listen. I have a lot of
surprises coming here tonight,ok?
280
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,210
So we have to
make this happen.
281
00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:10,470
Now,i don't carry cash
when I come downtown,
282
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,920
but how about a free yogurt
with your choice of topping
283
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:17,500
and a wallet-sized photo
of jessica alba? Eh?
284
00:16:21,050 --> 00:16:22,580
There may be
a cancellation later.
285
00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:24,680
Oh,oh-will you do your
best? I would appreciate-
286
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:27,140
let's go. We'll just
go wait over here,huh?
287
00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:29,630
Thank you.
288
00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:30,540
That's good.
289
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:32,620
All right.
Let's see.
290
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:34,870
Um,excuse me.
What's your name?
291
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:35,710
John.
292
00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:37,520
- John, party of 3?
- Two.
293
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,160
I think they just
called your name.
294
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,090
Ok. Joy.
295
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,430
Just sit right on down
right there,huh?
296
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,040
Isn't this great?
297
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,570
Oh,I've got
a sticky stool.
298
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:54,060
Ah,excuse me. How much
for the entire basket?
299
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:56,380
$400.
300
00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:58,680
Wow! Heh!
301
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,600
Ok. Just,uh,
give me the one,
302
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,120
please, and,uh,put that
on my bill,will you?
303
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:03,990
Ahem.
304
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,530
For my bella donna.
305
00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:07,600
Thanks.
306
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:11,000
Yeah. I guess I'll just...
hold this the rest of the night.
307
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,700
The rest of this special night. Huh?
308
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:19,400
Oh,ok. Stay right here.
Do not go anywhere.
309
00:17:19,730 --> 00:17:22,360
Hello,fellas. Listen. We ran
into a little bit of a glitch.
310
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:24,380
So we're gonna be a little
later than we thought.
311
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:26,960
Why don't you
wait outside,huh?
312
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,760
It's really cold
out there.
313
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:33,870
All right. Well, why don't you start
playing something while we wait,huh?
314
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:37,280
It's awfully crowded
in here.
315
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:44,250
What do you want me to do,
rent you a hall? Get fiddling.
316
00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:49,790
Wh-wh-wait. Wha...
What is that?
317
00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:55,090
Is that beautiful music to
teleport us back to the old country?
318
00:17:56,600 --> 00:18:00,810
No,I believe that's "devil
went down to georgia. "
319
00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:03,210
Eddie,what is
going on here?
320
00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:06,830
What is going on here? I'm gonna
tell you what is going on here.
321
00:18:07,070 --> 00:18:11,420
Tonight, we are going to rewrite that
fateful trip that happened 20 years ago.
322
00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:13,150
We're gonna take
the bad memories,
323
00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:15,250
and we're gonna
replace them with good ones.
324
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:18,500
Tonight,we're gonna
take back italy.
325
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,920
Ok. Did you not hear me when I
told you that I wanted to forget
326
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,370
this whole humiliating
thing ever happened?
327
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,630
No,I heard you,
but I ignored you,
328
00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:28,330
you see, because we can't
- we can't bury this anymore,
329
00:18:28,330 --> 00:18:30,530
because just when you think
it's gone away, it comes back,
330
00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:33,700
like that weirrash I
get around my undergroin.
331
00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:36,660
What can I do?
332
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:38,650
You know what?
I don't know,eddie.
333
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:41,820
I don't think there's anything
you can do. You can't unspank me.
334
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:45,570
Well...
well,then,spank me!
335
00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:49,250
Spank me,joy!
336
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:53,420
Spank me like I stole money
from mommy's purse!
337
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:04,040
Ok. You know what? Believe it or not,
eddie, this is not less humiliating for me.
338
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,740
Well-well, how are we
gonna get past this?
339
00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:07,960
How-if this thing is
still so horrible to you,
340
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,880
then w did you even take
me back in the first place?
341
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,960
I don't know.
Because you were crying
342
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,360
and you were begging, and you
had never done that before.
343
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,700
Well,you walked away, and you
had never done that before.
344
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:19,680
Maybe I saw what a jerk you were
and I realized I could do better.
345
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,090
Well,maybe I realized
I couldn'T.
346
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,670
Look. That spank
changed everything.
347
00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:29,020
I thought I lost you.
348
00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:32,280
For the first time in my life, I
realized how much you meant to me
349
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:35,730
and how much I would fight
to get you back.
350
00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:41,090
What more
do you want,lady?
351
00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:55,840
So you've been suffering
with this for 20 years?
352
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,040
I've been miserable.
353
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,060
Crushed by guilt?
354
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,460
Yes.
355
00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:04,330
God,that pleases me.
356
00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,420
Come here,baby.
357
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,740
so that's it?
We're good?
358
00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:18,370
Now we're good.
359
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,110
Hey,
who was that guy?
360
00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:26,760
I don't know. Looks like
someone I used to work with.
361
00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:46,110
Well,well,well.
362
00:20:46,110 --> 00:20:48,890
Hello there,
young master jeffrey.
363
00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:51,470
Where on earth are your pants?
364
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:58,220
This is gonna look great
on a baseball cap.
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