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[heavy metal singing]
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D'oh!
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(children cheering)
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Thanks to
Lisa Simpson's tireless
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and tiresome advocacy,
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Springfield will
now be providing
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free LED light bulbs
to every household.
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I can use the money I saved
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to pay for these louder bullets.
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I applause Springfield
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for finally embracing
a progressive idea.
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Whoa, nelly!
It's a progressive idea?
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Well, now I hate it.
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You can have my incandescents
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when you unscrew them
from my cold, dead lamps.
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But this is for a good cause.
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The planet or film preservation
or whatnot.
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[indistinct chatter]
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People, don't let
our divisiveness
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turn this into
another Big Gulp riot.
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-[indistinct arguing]
-[glass shatters]
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There's so much anger
and hostility around us.
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Where does all this negativity
come from?
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More importantly,
where does all the rage go?
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And in the culture wars,
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a new battle is being fought
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in the town of Springfield,
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where they're coming after
your light bulbs.
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What's next--
your truck's testicles?
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Mrs. Butterworth's ample bosom?
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-Yeah!
-Yeah!
-Aw, come on.
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You know what I think?
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I think the far-light crazies
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need to check
their watt privilege.
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-Well, that's correct.
-Okay?
-Yeah, very much so.
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[roars]
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[cheering]
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[cheering, whooping]
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Go, monster!
Crush that sculpture garden.
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Wait, Bart,
you're a right-winger?
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Nah, I'm mostly just anti-you.
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And anti-saxophone garbage.
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And pro wrecking stuff
that helps people.
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So that's a yes.
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People, don't you see?
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This monster
is a physical manifestation
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of your fear and hate.
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Look what your red rage
has created.
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[roars]
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Darn it.
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-[cheering]
-Go, monster.
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The destruction's one thing,
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but do these
coastal elite monsters
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have to be so smug?
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He's gonna destroy that factory
and end gun violence.
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[phones ringing, beeping]
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"Friend, Blue Monster here.
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"Are you as concerned as I am
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"about the Senate race
in Nevada?
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"Donate to Act Blue Monster."
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Ugh.
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[steel worker] Oh, be nice.
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Um, ladies and gentlemen,
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I have had a brilliant idea.
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Well, that's just not
the same, now, is it?
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Now, I have invented
a humungous robot
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that will combat these
political monstrosities,
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but which can only be powered
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by togetherness.
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Specifically, by the love
of two siblings
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working in perfect harmony.
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I'm a mechanical engineer
and my brother is a Navy SEAL.
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We'd be honored to--
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Oy, oy. Well, I guess those
two little twerps over there
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will have to do.
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[Bart]
For the record, I still think
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everything you stand for
is lame.
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But... robots!
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You suck at this.
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[Lisa]
No, you suck at this.
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Great, you just smushed Otto.
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[Lisa] Ew, gross.
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If we can't get along,
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then what chance
does society have?
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Divisiveness has made
the world go mad.
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I'm surprised
there are only two monsters.
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[screeches]
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Look, it's Dad.
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[whimpers]
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Aah!
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Aah!
Oh, giant donut,
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I'm sorry I ate all your babies!
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Come on, Lis,
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if we can both laugh
at a fat guy stuck in a donut,
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we can work together
and kick some ass.
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It's time to go take these
cable news fear monsters down,
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playground-style.
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[roaring]
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Noogie power!
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What do you get when you mix
red and blue nurples?
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Purple.
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[cheering]
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Ding-dongs of Springfield,
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we've stopped these monsters
for now,
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but if we allow them to keep
feeding on our fear and rage,
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they'll come back even stronger.
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The only way to beat them
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is to remember
what we all have in common
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and reject the echo chambers
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of cable news
and social media.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[creature roaring]
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[Lisa]
Well, I guess civilization
had a good run.
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Did it?
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Concert halls were nice.
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Trampoline gyms.
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[Lisa]
Internet was a mistake, though.
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[Bart]
Mm, probably.
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[caws]
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Work in Mr. Burns' corn syrup
plant is done for the day.
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-[cheering]
-Woo-hoo! Yay!
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Work building Mr. Burns' mansion
begins for the night.
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[all]
Aw.
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Is this house
ever gonna be finished?
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My father and grandfather
died working on this place.
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[Carl] That's a lot to read.
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Come on, guys, it's not so bad.
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After all, tonight is
the company Thanksgiving dinner.
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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
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Welcome to my elaborate
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and needlessly whimsical
mansion-ola.
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Dinner is served.
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[Lenny]
Odds and Bodkins!
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I've never seen
such a sumptuous repast.
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Ah, bup, bup, bup,
bup, bup, bup.
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Before we dine,
a little Thanksgiving tradition.
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A wishbone pull.
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If you win, this feast is yours.
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If I win, no weekends
or holidays off
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ever again, starting today.
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[all]
Deal!
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Send out your best pull-man.
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Leave it to me, lads.
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You're looking at the four-time
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Aberdeen Bone-Yanking Champion.
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[grunting]
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You've prepared the wishing
furcula so I can't lose?
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Scored and ready, sir.
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On the count of three.
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One, two, three.
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[crackles]
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[cheering]
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You want your feast, have at it.
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My peas!
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[grunting]
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[groans]
That was worth it.
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Dinner's over.
Get back to work.
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[Agnes]
You old fool.
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A promise made upon
a Thanksgiving wishbone
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must never be broken.
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Ah. That's just
an old wives' tale.
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This has nothing to do
with our divorce.
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Now you are cursed
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to be tormented by the souls
of all you have wronged
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till the end of your days.
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Now I remember
why I married you.
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[chuckles]
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[both moaning]
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Still cursed.
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[moaning]
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Hungry.
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Corn syrup.
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[grunting]
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[exclaims]
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Ow!
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Mmm.
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Aah!
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[screaming]
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Ah, all alone on the holidays.
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Perhaps a sip of bi-hydrogenated
oxygen before bed.
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[glass shatters]
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Who's there? Show yourself.
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[glass shatters]
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Must have been the wind.
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Yes, an indoor wind.
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Completely natural.
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Supernatural, even.
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A pair of normal occurrences.
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[scratching]
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What is that eerie scratching?
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[scratching continuing]
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[exclaims]
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-[exclaims]
-[gargling moan]
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Hungry.
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Aah!
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Pull yourself together, man.
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-Jump scare!
-Aah!
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Jump scare!
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[panting]
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Moe scare!
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Where's my peas?
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Aah!
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Ex-wife!
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[exclaiming]
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[grunts, panting]
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[gargling moan]
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Hungry.
Aah!
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-Aah!
-Aah!
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You guys really scared me.
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All right, don't worry, okay?
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That's all over now.
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[exhales]
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-Jump scare!
-Aah!
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[gasps]
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[ghosts]
Hungry.
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So hungry.
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Of course.
I can end this curse
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by simply giving
these fellows dinner.
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-[ghosts moaning]
-[exclaims]
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Here, my peckish vapors.
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Sate thy satanic hunger
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and slake thy unholy thirst.
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[Burns]
Ech!
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Hungry! Hungry!
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The only dish
that will fill our bellies
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is your soul.
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[panting]
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You starved your workers
and made millions,
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selling the corn syrup
that will embiggen
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an unsuspecting nation
for generations to come.
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[Burns gasps]
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[moaning]
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You can't eat my soul
if it's already been set ablaze
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in corn oil.
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Farewell,
you hectoring specters.
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You can't torment me
if I'm dead.
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Oh, I forgot about Hell.
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Aah!
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Cash bar at my funeral.
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Good Lord, Wayland,
look at this.
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What could have driven
such a great man to burn himself
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and the house he loved?
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And on the day
after Thanksgiving, too.
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Truly, it will henceforth
be known as
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Black Friday.
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A day that will
serve as a warning
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to never mistreat workers again,
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no matter how good the deal is.
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[bone snaps]
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Mm. Mm.
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I don't know, Barney.
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I've never really been
a jeans guy.
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Come on, Homer.
A swinging bachelor like you
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needs flashy pants.
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Don't you want to have a shot
with that cute waitress?
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Who am I kidding?
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There's not a pair of pants
in the universe
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that'll make her give a loser
like me the time of day.
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Oh, they don't make
blubber-positive jeans
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for guys with my curves.
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Oh, wait.
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How'd I miss those?
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Amazing.
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You can see where my butt ends
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and my legs begin,
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instead of being one big blah.
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Time to take this sexy ass
for a spin.
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I don't know what to say to her.
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[deep voice]
Why don't you tell her
how attractive
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you find her vulnerable,
uncovered legs?
271
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:47,980
[gasps]
Who said that?
272
00:13:48,050 --> 00:13:49,690
[deep voice]
I did.
273
00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:52,090
[gasps]
My jeans?
274
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,970
I'll take all the cash
in the register.
275
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,300
And is that
a chocolate chip scone?
276
00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,970
-Raisin.
-[groans]
277
00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:01,280
No, just the cash.
278
00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:03,380
Oh, I should
do something heroic.
279
00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:05,920
But my raging cowardice
makes that difficult.
280
00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:08,190
Wait, what's happening?
281
00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:10,130
[whimpering]
282
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,100
Passing out.
283
00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:16,340
Denim... softer than it looks.
284
00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:17,510
[groans]
285
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:18,910
You saved me.
286
00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:20,780
I did? I did.
287
00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:22,050
I guess heroism
288
00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:23,450
-is in my genes.
-[sirens wailing]
289
00:14:23,490 --> 00:14:25,890
[deep voice]
The fuzz! We got to leg it.
290
00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:27,660
Whoa! [grunts]
291
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:32,510
[exclaiming]
292
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,050
Hey, nice jeans.
293
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,650
Thanks!
They're new!
294
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:47,370
What the hell is going on?
295
00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:50,470
[deep voice]
Calm down, Homer.
296
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,580
I am Denim.
297
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,320
A bio-adaptive symbiote.
298
00:14:56,450 --> 00:14:59,130
-A symbi-what?
-I'm magical pants, okay?
299
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,830
I've traveled
from my home planet--
300
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,370
Wrang-lor, in the 501 Galaxy--
301
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,340
because it is in the throes
of a climate catastrophe.
302
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,040
Toxins have leached
into our precipitation,
303
00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:12,050
turning my kind
into acid-washed jeans.
304
00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:13,420
But isn't that cool?
305
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,820
It's never been cool.
306
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,760
It's made us weak, unsightly,
307
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,830
and worst of all: dated.
308
00:15:18,930 --> 00:15:20,270
To survive on your planet,
309
00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:22,640
our species requires
a human host.
310
00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:24,810
And my host is you.
311
00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:26,350
Your undercarriage is so wide
312
00:15:26,410 --> 00:15:29,690
and your methane exhausts
so nourishing.
313
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:31,990
[exclaims]
314
00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:33,700
One chili dog, extra beans.
315
00:15:33,730 --> 00:15:36,400
Yeah, you got it,
talking crotch.
316
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,970
But what if I don't want
to be your host?
317
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,980
What's in it for my butt?
318
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,450
I can give you the thing
319
00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:45,190
you want most in the world.
320
00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:50,560
Let your jeans do the talking.
321
00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:51,460
[grunting]
322
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,940
Uh, would you like to dance?
323
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,970
Well, you did save my life,
324
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,480
but no thank you.
325
00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:01,980
Oh, my God.
326
00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:04,120
I'm doing it.
I can dance!
327
00:16:04,190 --> 00:16:05,790
Don't do that. Never do that.
328
00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:07,360
Right, sorry.
329
00:16:20,050 --> 00:16:23,560
I've never seen such
amazing leg dancing before.
330
00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:26,030
I didn't even bother
to look at your top half,
331
00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:28,200
but I'm sure
it was just as good.
332
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:30,310
Seal the deal. Dip her.
333
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:33,210
[whispers] I only know
how to dip chips.
334
00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:35,520
Whoa!
335
00:16:36,890 --> 00:16:39,090
[both moaning]
336
00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:42,060
[Marge grunting]
337
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:46,470
Uh, will you excuse me
for a second?
338
00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:49,310
You got me this far.
339
00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:51,690
Why don't you let her
get to the good stuff?
340
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,060
I cannot be disengaged
from my host for long
341
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,890
or I'll perish, but don't worry,
342
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:59,630
I will help you complete
your mating ritual.
343
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,540
[exhales]
344
00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:03,810
That was the most amazing
345
00:17:03,910 --> 00:17:05,610
outercourse of my life.
346
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,550
Well, I like to think
I'm something of an expert
347
00:17:08,690 --> 00:17:10,820
at friction-based rub-a-dub.
348
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,660
Oh, you are.
349
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,230
Homer is so sweet.
350
00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:18,240
But he won't take his pants off.
351
00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:19,610
It's been two months.
352
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:23,450
Tell him to drop jeans
and fulfill your dreams.
353
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,590
I'm so happy I moved in.
354
00:17:25,650 --> 00:17:27,720
But it does kind of bother me
that you and I
355
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,800
have been stuck
between second and third base.
356
00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:32,370
Sexually.
357
00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:34,100
Honey, let's sit and talk.
358
00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:35,370
You deserve
to know the truth about
359
00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:37,340
what's really been going on.
360
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,750
You see...
361
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,680
Oh...
362
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,360
Do you not see
what Marge is doing?
363
00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:45,990
She's trying
to break up a great team.
364
00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:48,930
Look, Denim, we've had
some laughs, danced,
365
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,230
leg-strangled a guy,
366
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,640
and I could have never
gotten Marge without you.
367
00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:56,080
There's no easy way to say this,
but maybe it's time
368
00:17:56,110 --> 00:17:58,650
for me to fart in other pants.
369
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:01,460
No, no, no.
Homer, don't break up with me.
370
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,130
No one will ever
flatter your ass like I do.
371
00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:07,140
I'm gonna shut up this voice
in my head and in my pants
372
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:09,370
the only way I know how.
373
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,720
[snoring]
374
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,290
He's passed out.
375
00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:21,860
This might be my only chance.
376
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:27,740
I got you a little surprise.
377
00:18:27,780 --> 00:18:29,150
Aah! Khakis?
378
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,580
Where are my jeans?
379
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,020
Where they belong:
in the washing machine.
380
00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:35,120
And I really love how you look
381
00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:37,330
in these sexy, beige, dad pants.
382
00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:39,800
You don't know what you've done!
383
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,910
[Denim shouting]
384
00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:43,810
Never wash
385
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,780
quality Denim!
386
00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:46,580
[gasps]
387
00:18:46,650 --> 00:18:49,050
Aah!
These Dockers meant nothing.
388
00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:50,320
They came on to me.
389
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,960
What the hell's happening?
390
00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:54,100
Homer is my host, not yours.
391
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,030
And you're about to die!
392
00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:57,140
[both gasp]
393
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,910
-[whimpers]
-[exclaiming]
394
00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:02,950
-[grunting]
-Ow! Ow! Ow!
395
00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:04,620
Stop that!
396
00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:07,190
Aah! Acid.
397
00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:10,490
So painfully '80s.
398
00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:12,300
Run, Marge, run!
399
00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:14,540
Run from my pants!
400
00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:18,410
-Aah!
-Aah!
401
00:19:22,390 --> 00:19:24,520
[Denim]
Stitching stretched.
402
00:19:24,590 --> 00:19:26,230
Rivets popping.
403
00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:28,500
Ech! So hairy.
404
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,540
Like being on a sweaty cactus.
405
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:34,540
-Aah!
-These aren't my moves, man.
406
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,080
Not my moves.
407
00:19:36,110 --> 00:19:37,550
[exclaiming]
408
00:19:37,650 --> 00:19:39,720
[grunting]
409
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,730
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
410
00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:46,530
[whimpers]
411
00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:49,840
-Aah! [grunting]
-[growling]
412
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,550
Stop!
I'm never gonna
413
00:19:54,650 --> 00:19:57,820
let anything
come between us again.
414
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,100
These past weeks have been
the best of my life.
415
00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:03,230
I can't live without you.
416
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,540
Oh, Homie.
417
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,710
I love you, too.
418
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,380
Uh, yeah.
419
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,110
I wasn't talking to you.
420
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,120
Yes!
421
00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:13,220
Thank you, Jeansus.
422
00:20:13,290 --> 00:20:15,260
Deep down,
423
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:18,130
I knew it all along.
[sniffles]
424
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,500
Really?
425
00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:22,710
Have you stopped following
her on Facebook?
426
00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:24,440
Yes.
427
00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:26,680
-No.
-Thank you for being honest.
428
00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:29,020
It was nice of you
to let her live.
429
00:20:29,090 --> 00:20:32,260
Well, my species will need
as many hosts as possible.
430
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,930
Wait, what?
431
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,240
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00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,680
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