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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:28,160 Ah. What an impressive collection. 2 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:30,764 Oh, it cost a fortune or two. 3 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:33,165 Luckily, I have several to go around. 4 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:35,769 - I'm rich, is what I'm saying. - Wait, is that 5 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:37,538 a Veltan lust idol? 6 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,407 Oh, you have a keen eye. 7 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,340 My most valuable piece. 8 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:43,911 Had to slash the wages of everyone in my latinum mines 9 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:45,546 to afford this little guy. 10 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:49,950 You know, they say the mere sight of it is an aphrodisiac. 11 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:52,086 - Oh. - Captain. 12 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:53,721 Incoming Orion ship. 13 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,358 Merchant vessel, 14 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:00,394 power down your shields or be put to the sword. 15 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,963 Ugh. Crawl back to whatever slime dungeon 16 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:04,465 you were born in, Orion. 17 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:06,198 I would rather die 18 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:09,170 than return to my childhood dungeon. Fire! 19 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:13,307 They'll kill us all. 20 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:14,475 Ah. Nonsense. 21 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,977 My defenses are top-of-the-line. 22 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,513 They'll never get past the barriers. 23 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:23,081 I can control the entire ship from this room. 24 00:01:23,082 --> 00:01:25,085 Wow, that's the first interesting thing 25 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,520 you've said all day. 26 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:32,759 L'Kar, defenses are down. Beam... aah! 27 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,564 What is this? Who the hell are you? 28 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:41,602 I'm the Mistress of the Winter Constellations. 29 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:44,972 Wait, am I supposed to know what that is? 30 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,682 I told you 31 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,582 what would happen if you didn't surrender. 32 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:57,685 Whoa, whoa. Stop. 33 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,220 What are you doing? 34 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,322 Oh, I thought this time we'd kill some of these guys. 35 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:03,957 Do the whole "leave one alive to spread fear" thing? 36 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:06,660 Right, but think about how much fear we'll spread 37 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,596 if we keep them all alive. 38 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,864 Well, can I at least chop off an ear or a finger or something? 39 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:13,401 No. Now load up the loot and let's get out of here. 40 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:18,406 - Astrid! - Aw, come on. 41 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:20,140 I've always wanted one of these. 42 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:21,775 - Please? - Fine. 43 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,010 Aah, no! 44 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:27,447 It's prescription! 45 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,719 Almost got it. 46 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:42,356 - Steady... - It's here, it's here, 47 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,292 it's here, it's here, it's here, it's here, it's here. 48 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:46,260 My issue of Fleet is out. 49 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,262 I'm in the "30 Under 30" feature. 50 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:49,930 Oh, man, I hope my photo's okay. 51 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:52,800 Sometimes my nostrils look aggressively flared. 52 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,768 Starfleet publishes a periodical? 53 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,437 Yeah, they interviewed Boimler after he captained the Cerritos, 54 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,404 and now he's peeing his pants about it. 55 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,906 I'm not in here. They cut me out. 56 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:03,277 Look, I am sure you were the 31st under 30. 57 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:05,279 There's 15 honorable mentions. 58 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:06,780 One of them went to Naomi Wildman. 59 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,617 She's like ten years old. 60 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,216 Let's face it. I plateaued. 61 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:12,986 Oh, I feel you, Boims. I... 62 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,188 Ransom just assigned me a new batch of ensigns, 63 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:16,857 which seems like a bad idea. 64 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,492 I am not a helpful person. 65 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,058 I'm sure these ensigns will respect 66 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:21,927 that you "tell it like it is." 67 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,464 Aw, thanks, T'Lyn, but I'm still trying 68 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,132 to not get thrown in the brig all the time. 69 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:27,134 How am I supposed to be, like, a leader? 70 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:28,336 You'll be great! 71 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:29,937 Oh, geez, Rutherford. 72 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:31,739 Where did you come from, buddy? 73 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,374 I've been here the whole time. 74 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:36,109 Just quietly lurking on some work in that dark corner. 75 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:38,646 Hey, man, you've been working yourself to the bone 76 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:39,847 since Tendi left. 77 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,349 - How about a break? - Nah. 78 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:43,083 I like the way work makes it hard for my brain 79 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:44,583 to focus on the sad stuff. 80 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:47,521 Maybe we could all use a little hang time. 81 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,357 You want to go stare at the warp stars? 82 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:50,958 Lieutenants, report to the bridge. 83 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,693 We're arriving at our destination. 84 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,862 Woo-hoo! More work! 85 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:58,131 All right, 86 00:04:58,231 --> 00:04:59,266 party people, what's the mish? 87 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,502 Oh, man. Another quantum fissure? 88 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:03,537 This-this is like the third one this month. 89 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:05,136 Boo, interdimensional portal. 90 00:05:05,137 --> 00:05:06,440 They have been appearing 91 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,175 with statistically abnormal regularity. 92 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:10,976 Someone has to close the space-time potholes, 93 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,880 or who knows what kind of parallel universe stuff 94 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,279 could drift into our dimension? 95 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,849 How are the tachyon levels? 96 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,519 Below the reaction threshold. Warp core will be fine. 97 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,020 Wow. Alternate dimensions. 98 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,689 Imagine meeting, like, a bunch of weirdos 99 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:24,392 with, like, feet for hands or feet for eyes 100 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:25,759 or, you know, something 101 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:27,761 more creative than that. 102 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:33,233 Captain, the fissure's losing integrity. 103 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:34,702 Red alert! 104 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,904 - Get us out of here. - We're caught 105 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:39,573 - in the gravitational wake. - All crew, brace for impact. 106 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:43,110 We're dunking into the rift like a big old cookie. 107 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,247 Damage report? 108 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,847 All clear, Captain. 109 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,951 Looks like that was more of a light show than anything else. 110 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:53,454 We were lucky, but let's not push it. 111 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,523 - Set a return course through the... - Captain, 112 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:57,391 - we're being hailed. - Hailed? 113 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,760 - By who? - It's... 114 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:01,128 It's the Cerritos. 115 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:10,571 Oh... Stupid dimensional rifts. 116 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:11,703 On screen. 117 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,505 What up, Cerritos? 118 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:15,075 This is Captain Becky Freeman. 119 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,745 Looks like we have a lot to discuss. 120 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,749 โ™ช We love to kill and we love to maim โ™ช 121 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:24,585 โ™ช And ripping out hearts is our favorite game... โ™ช 122 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,420 Hello, D'Erika. 123 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:29,757 Hey, sis. Just saw the inventory from your latest haul. 124 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:31,291 Very impressive. 125 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,793 Impressive enough to pay off my debt 126 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,127 and let me return to Starfleet? 127 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:35,963 I gave you an entire warship. 128 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:37,631 A few lust idols aren't gonna cut it. 129 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,600 Come on, I've been at this for months. 130 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:43,003 My crew won't stop trying to stab everything. 131 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,838 Oh, I get it, you miss debating the ethics of goop 132 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,674 with your Starfleet nerds. 133 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:49,575 Well, guess what. I have a way for you to pay me back-- 134 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:52,279 one warship for another. 135 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,981 Is that Orion? 136 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,582 Yep, from the time of the Great Plague over 300 years ago. 137 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,319 Bought the location from a rogue archaeologist, 138 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,989 and nobody else knows it exists. 139 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,357 It'll be a huge symbolic victory for our house. 140 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:07,828 So, to be clear, if I retrieve this thing, we're even? 141 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,630 I can go back to the Cerritos? 142 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,131 That's the deal. 143 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:14,602 All right, D'Erika. I'll get you your ship. 144 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:16,403 Captain's log, supplemental. 145 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:19,372 The Cerritos is stranded in a parallel reality. 146 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:22,009 Until we can determine a way home, we are stuck here 147 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:25,145 with uncanny alternate versions of ourselves. 148 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,779 You've got great form. 149 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:30,117 I learned it from strangling Cardassians. 150 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:32,019 I did, too. 151 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,487 According to scans, 152 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:35,355 the quantum signatures of the parallel crews 153 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:37,691 exhibit a mere .327% variance. 154 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,528 I concur. It would appear our respective universes 155 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:42,195 are only negligibly divergent. 156 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,831 - Remarkable. - Fascinating. 157 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:47,067 Hmm. You say "remarkable," while I say "fascinating." 158 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:49,202 - Remarkable. - Fascinating. 159 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:50,838 It's almost like we represent each other's lives 160 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,104 if we'd made slightly dissimilar choices or something. 161 00:07:53,105 --> 00:07:55,509 I wonder what we'll find out is different about the two of us. 162 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:58,646 I don't know. We seem pretty similar to me. 163 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:00,013 Oh, man, I can't wait till you teach me 164 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:01,314 how you got all these sweet mods. 165 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,183 My augmentations are not "sweet." 166 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:05,483 They allow me to perform at peak efficiency. 167 00:08:05,484 --> 00:08:07,588 Sweet. 168 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,858 - Captain on deck. - At ease. 169 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:12,459 We have good news. We found a way 170 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,027 to send the other Cerritos home. 171 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,564 Even though our Cerritos closed the quantum fissure, 172 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,498 space-time is still turbulent. 173 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,534 King Billups is right. A directed energy surge 174 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,803 should briefly reopen the fissure and allow us 175 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,636 - to return to the prime universe. - Hey! 176 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:25,906 This is the prime universe. 177 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:27,875 We'll need to design an infrastructure 178 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:30,676 to transfer energy between all four nacelles. 179 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:33,213 Then we'll fire the pulse, giving the fake Cerritos 180 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,646 the chance to return home. 181 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:35,949 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 182 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,517 Fake Cerritos? 183 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:39,252 We don't have time to argue about whose universe 184 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,186 is original and which one is clearly freakish. 185 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,855 We only have ten hours until the fissure seals permanently. 186 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:46,093 Well, with twice as many of us, we should be able 187 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,895 to get this done in half the time. 188 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,862 Everyone, pair up with your own counterpart. 189 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:54,866 Hmm. Speaking of which, uh, where am I? 190 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:58,739 Let's just say it's really nice to see you again. 191 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:01,673 - What? - Okay. Check your PADDs for your assignments. 192 00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:02,943 Dismissed. 193 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,613 Temba. When he met himself. 194 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,381 Hey, uh, Becky? Ugh, how do you go by that? 195 00:09:10,382 --> 00:09:12,753 Just, I mean, just saying it once aged me 15 years. 196 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:15,623 I guess what I should have done is hide behind my middle name 197 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,625 to distance myself from my mother... 198 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:18,759 Mariner. 199 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,360 Okay, yeah, respect. 200 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,393 Uh, you know, I've actually been having a tough time 201 00:09:22,394 --> 00:09:24,497 with the whole "becoming a leader" thing. 202 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,531 Seeing myself as a captain is wild. 203 00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:28,268 It wasn't easy to get here. 204 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,568 But, hey, stick with me today. Maybe you'll pick up some tips. 205 00:09:30,569 --> 00:09:32,539 Oh, tips. 206 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,542 Teach me your ways, oh, master. 207 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:37,208 But seriously, thank you. 208 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:40,280 I-I do, I really appreciate it, yeah. 209 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:51,558 Just think of what we could pillage with a ship this size. 210 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:54,828 A starbase. A moon. Every moon? 211 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:56,964 Oh! No, Kita, don't get greedy. 212 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,632 We'll be the most fearsome pirates 213 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,500 in the entire quadr-- aah! 214 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:04,571 Huh. Regenerative auxiliary power systems? 215 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,640 Incredible. 216 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:10,811 It looks like the bridge is... there. 217 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,446 - Let's get going. - What's the rush? 218 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,448 We have this whole spooky place to ourselves. 219 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,517 Let's nose around a bit. 220 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,285 Green Orions? 221 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,822 Blue Orions? 222 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:26,093 Okay, nobody pull their disruptors. 223 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,160 Aah! 224 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:32,032 Goddess damn it, this is why I said, "Nobody pull disruptors"! 225 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,608 Ooh, feels good to be piloting a shuttle again. 226 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,210 I usually don't have time, 227 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,511 with all the away missions I'm on with the bridge crew. 228 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,113 Oh, I wish I had that confidence. 229 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:48,581 When I wink at people, they think I'm having a seizure. 230 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,186 Wait! You're not wearing a suit! 231 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,922 I upgraded my internal cybernetics 232 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,824 so that I can withstand the vacuum. 233 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,792 You got rid of all your guts and goo? 234 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,460 Now that's commitment. 235 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,130 I'm gonna hang back, in case the cap needs me to take over. 236 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,564 She lets you take over the big chair? 237 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,099 Yeah. Sure, I mean, she's busy 238 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,833 and she knows she can count on me. 239 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,903 It's not a big deal, I mean, I'm sure you do it all the time. 240 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,571 Once! And only in like, 241 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,540 like an extremely crazy circumstance. 242 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,009 And I'm sure you nailed it. Us Bradwards, 243 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,378 - we were born to be captains. - Wow, 244 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,881 you're a real engineering machine. 245 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,482 Tendi's gonna think this is so cool. 246 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:23,717 Who is Tendi? 247 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,753 What? You don't have a Tendi here? 248 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:29,122 We did, but she left Starfleet to be a full-time pirate. 249 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,557 Rutherford was so upset, 250 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,893 he wiped her from his memory banks. 251 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:35,693 Then there's no choice. 252 00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:38,398 - I'll have to be Otherford's Tendi! - Otherford? 253 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,267 Ha, yeah, that's what I've been calling him. 254 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,234 Cute, right? 255 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,904 Buddy, that's adorable. 256 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,004 So, Boimler's stuck in the thing's mouth, 257 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:47,875 totally naked and covered in slime, 258 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:49,276 and then he shouts... 259 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,244 "My bones!" 260 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,846 Yes. Oh, man, that is exactly how it went down for us, too. 261 00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:57,751 I'd say I miss those days, but I don't. 262 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,386 I used to be a real loose cannon. 263 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,789 Uh, yeah, but like a badass loose cannon. 264 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,721 Hey! What the hell? 265 00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:06,894 - Whoa, why's everybody on edge? - Because I keep them on edge. 266 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:09,930 A captain has to maintain discipline above all else. 267 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,264 Ensign, back straight! 268 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,432 Stop slouching. 269 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,600 Yes, Captain. 270 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,869 Eh, fear is the best motivator. 271 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:21,241 Load the crates left to right. 272 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,043 It's more efficient to load them 273 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,912 back to front, dummy. 274 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,216 What in the Kzinti is going on in here? 275 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,582 There's no interpersonal conflict allowed on my ship. 276 00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:33,220 - Sorry, ma'am. - We know, ma'am. 277 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,721 Brig this brownnoser now! 278 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,035 Dang it! 279 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:53,071 Blue Orions, what are you patriarchal doofuses doing here? 280 00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:56,276 Shut up, Green. This is our ship. 281 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,145 We bought its coordinates. 282 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,480 Stupid rogue archaeologist with no ethical code. 283 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,817 We don't have to fight. We can work something out! 284 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:08,155 Working with Greens? I'd rather die a thousand times. 285 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,190 - How about just once? - Aah! 286 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,295 The green demon killed K'Levin! Fall back! 287 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,265 - Let's finish them off! - No. We're not here for them. 288 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,499 Captain's right. 289 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:20,934 We need to beat them to the bridge. 290 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,369 I'll be right there. 291 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,204 Just want to make sure this guy is extra dead. 292 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,906 Don't move. You're gonna be okay. 293 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,813 Healed? What is this trickery?! 294 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,618 All right, Captain Marin-- um, Freeman, 295 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,618 we're prepared to test out the pulse. 296 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:43,423 Commander Ransom, initiate energy transfer. 297 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,192 Aye aye, Captain. 298 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,361 Hey! I'm supposed to press the button, you sexy bastard. 299 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,163 This is my universe, you steamy hunk! 300 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,664 Ransoms, please. 301 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,601 This is my ship. My Ransom presses the button. 302 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,169 I'm sorry. 303 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,505 Tensions between the doubles are higher than expected. 304 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,605 Eat it, handsome. 305 00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,807 Energy transfer initialized. 306 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,411 Output levels are optimal. 307 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,379 Our deflectors are now linked with the bad Cerritos. 308 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:07,946 How dare you? Your highness. 309 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,182 Would you two knock it off? 310 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,951 On my mark, target the rift. 311 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,185 Mark. 312 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,899 Dragon's blood! 313 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,534 One of our calculations must've been off. 314 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:31,404 Let me guess, math is ...327% harder in your universe. 315 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,406 Well, maybe we should contact my counterpart 316 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,075 and see if she has any ideas. 317 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,477 I mean, what did happen to her, by the way? 318 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,112 Can we talk...? 319 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,250 Gramble, his throat slit by his mistress. 320 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,153 What? Kadir beneath Mo Moteh. 321 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,291 - Remarkable. - Fascinating. 322 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,492 Enough! 323 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,594 I have had it. 324 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,766 What the hell? You can't hit people. 325 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,268 They can be your crew or your friends. 326 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,236 Weird, 'cause I don't hit either one. 327 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,838 Your Tamarian started the fight. Take him to the brig. 328 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,241 - How about I (bleep)ing don't? - Then how about 329 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,876 I toss your whole crew in the brig? 330 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,345 She'll do it. Our Cerritos is mostly brigs. 331 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,282 Kailash, when it rises. 332 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,053 Show's over. Get back to work. 333 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,493 Hey, I have an idea. 334 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:30,263 Let's do this together, like identical science besties. 335 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,432 Don't worry, Rutherford. 336 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,167 Everyone in this universe is a little off. 337 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,703 Except the me guy. He rules. 338 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,972 I know. It's just... 339 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,307 when I look at Otherford, 340 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,742 I see what I could become without Tendi. 341 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,710 And I don't want that. No matter how awesome he is. 342 00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:47,214 I mean, look at him. 343 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:48,982 He's got a third arm that pops out of his chest! 344 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,483 With all that crap he's got attached, 345 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,952 that guy's uncomfortably close to being a Borg. 346 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,088 Wait. That's it! 347 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,027 What are you doing? 348 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,727 Just making a small adjustment to your friendship matrix. 349 00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,764 I am not here to make friends. 350 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:07,500 - There. - I am here to make friends. 351 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,768 Heck yeah. 352 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,270 Aw, look at them go. 353 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,139 Heads up, Boimler Buddy. 354 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,474 - Well, scans look good up there. - Real quick, 355 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,774 can you run me through every decision you ever made? 356 00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:19,679 Hey, you've got your own path. Just have to trust yourself. 357 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,414 That's what I did. 358 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,684 Oh, looks like we've got a .08 variance in the stabilizers. 359 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,353 I'm on it. 360 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,267 Okay, we're almost to the bridge. 361 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,634 - Thanks for this. - Hey! 362 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,670 - Stop! - He's got the map! 363 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,705 Get him. 364 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,342 Oh, damn it. 365 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,344 - We were so close. - You know what's weird? 366 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,613 - I killed that guy. - I don't know. 367 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,146 Maybe you missed his vital organs. 368 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:58,385 Yeah, right. I'm a very accurate stabber. 369 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:01,854 As you're about to find out, traitor. 370 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,156 Whew! 371 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,957 No sign of Captain head, I see. 372 00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:08,428 God, how can anyone put up with her? 373 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,398 Are you talking trash with such familiarity 374 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,932 because you are under the impression 375 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,665 that I am from your dimension? 376 00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:19,072 Ew, I-I had you guys flipped. Sorry, that's on me. 377 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,573 Hail the Cerritos. 378 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,640 Captain Freeman. 379 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:24,577 My Billups has resolved the issue. 380 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,379 Well, we're ready to go, too. 381 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,814 Fantastic. 382 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,847 Then let's toss you back where you belong, shall we? 383 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:31,418 Alternate Cerritos, 384 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,253 it has not been a pleasure. 385 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:37,157 I want you off my ship and out of my dimension immediately. 386 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,860 Mariner, a word. 387 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,531 All right, what do you want? 388 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,301 What, you gonna hit me with your little riding crop 389 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,500 a couple times for the road? 390 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,538 - Yeah, kinda. - No, no, no. 391 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:52,839 I was kidding... 392 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,352 Wait, what did you do to my hair? 393 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,554 Oh, my God, are you replacing me? 394 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,789 Oh, God, do you know how hacky that is? 395 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,624 Yes, and I don't care. 396 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:12,592 How do I look? 397 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,127 Cute, which sucks. 398 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,197 What's your problem? We're better than this. 399 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,566 Exactly. Meeting you just reminded me 400 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:20,965 of how good I used to have it. 401 00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:22,835 I tried to clean up my act, but over time 402 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,138 it just turned me into everything I hate. 403 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,739 I want to go back to being a loose cannon 404 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,808 who tells her superiors to (bleep) off again. 405 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,210 You don't have to swap with me to do that. 406 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,512 You could just, uh, be normal about it. 407 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,181 I don't know why you're so upset. 408 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,515 You're about to be a captain. 409 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,150 You think you know how to do it right, 410 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,452 - now's your chance. - I don't want to be captain! 411 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,254 Well, tough. And you're welcome. 412 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,890 Don't you give me that sarcastic Vulcan salute. 413 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:44,924 Beckett! 414 00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,560 Huh, so that's how that feels. 415 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:52,332 Sorry, Mistress, but we can't let you get away 416 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,900 with breaking pirate code. 417 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,203 Okay, fine, I did heal that Orion, 418 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,205 but I am not a traitor. 419 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,242 I have my own code: 420 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,376 that we can pirate without killing anyone. 421 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,281 But then how are we ever going to stop being pirates? 422 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:09,849 Wh-- What do you mean? 423 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:12,452 You're the Mistress of the Winter Constellations. 424 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,020 You were such a pirate badass 425 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,855 that your family let you leave to follow your passions. 426 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,356 Yeah, we want to kick as much ass as you 427 00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,527 so we can follow our dreams. 428 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,462 - I want to bake. - I want to dance. 429 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:25,932 And I want to teach ethics at Orion University. 430 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,801 But not, like, early classes. More like an evening seminar. 431 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,136 Maybe once or twice a week. 432 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,272 Wow. But I didn't get to leave 433 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,773 because I was a good pirate. 434 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,643 I left on my own because I didn't want to hurt anyone. 435 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,278 Wish we could do that. 436 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,647 I promise to help you all follow your dreams. 437 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,849 But I need you to do me a favor, too. 438 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,749 Stop with all the killing. 439 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,953 Happily. Cleaning dry blood off my blade 440 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,120 is kind of an ordeal anyway. 441 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,421 Maybe we can distract our enemies 442 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:53,092 with the powers of dance. 443 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,531 Wow. 444 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,501 Holy smokes, look at these monitors. 445 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,170 This isn't a warship, it's a medical frigate. 446 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,638 Do we even have medical vessels? 447 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,104 In the old days they did. 448 00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:08,575 This must've been one of the ships 449 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,176 they used to cure the Great Plague. 450 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:11,511 If I'm reading these right, 451 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,280 it has advanced ventilation systems. 452 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,683 Ah, of course. They'd need to rapidly clean the air. 453 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:21,654 Well, Otherford, you've shown me how dark my life could be 454 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,956 without Tendi around, and also that it's possible 455 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,359 for a guy covered in gizmos to live in the vacuum of space. 456 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,761 I'll miss you, pal. 457 00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,162 Wait, don't... 458 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,164 Go ahead. Erase the memory of me. 459 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:33,700 I am saving it. 460 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,669 Perhaps I have been too hasty in replacing my humanity. 461 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,371 It is time to make some memories. 462 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,840 Aw, buddy. 463 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,711 Whoa! 464 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,113 H-Hey, wait up, party people. 465 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:51,183 Oh, you weren't going to abandon your old friendamundo, were you? 466 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,485 "Friendamundo"? 467 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,021 Some-Something new I'm trying. 468 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,689 I love it! 469 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,361 All present and accounted for. 470 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:02,762 Firing pulse. 471 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:16,242 Have a safe journey, Captain. It was good to see you. 472 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:17,877 Don't make too many mistakes or you'll end up 473 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,547 at Starbase 80 just like our Captain Freeman. 474 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,583 What? That's the worst station in Starfleet. 475 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,125 Wait. Computer, release binds. 476 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:34,961 Captain Becky Freeman. 477 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:36,596 Acknowledged, Captain Freeman. 478 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,264 Ugh. Never get used to that. 479 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,498 Captain on the bridge! 480 00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:42,199 Wait, where's the other Cerritos? 481 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,302 They're about to pass through the fissure, Captain. 482 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:44,504 Hail them. 483 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,110 - No response, Captain. - Damn it. 484 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,279 Um, uh... Oh, man, uh... 485 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,346 Mr. Shaxs, target the engines on that Cerritos 486 00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:57,984 and open fire-- but don't-don't, like, hurt anyone. 487 00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,352 - Captain? - Oh, come on! 488 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:00,953 You love opening fire! 489 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,455 When we take this ship, 490 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:05,425 finally no one will scoff at the Blue Orions! 491 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,392 Yeah, they will fear and respect us 492 00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:10,963 instead of saying we look stupid in our ridiculous uniforms. 493 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,268 Why is this so funny? It shouldn't be. 494 00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:18,270 I like how we dress. 495 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,305 The gas worked. 496 00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,107 Take 'em down, girls. 497 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:27,947 I'm gonna kill you! 498 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,115 This is the best! 499 00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:31,418 I love not killing people! 500 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,319 Whoo! 501 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,822 I'm gonna get you! 502 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,490 Oh! 503 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,659 TENDI Okay, okay, these breathers 504 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,094 are definitely not keeping the gas out. 505 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,499 I don't understand. 506 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,468 I thought you wanted them out of our dimension. 507 00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:49,702 Well, not anymore. 508 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:51,402 I am your harsh and brutal captain. 509 00:22:51,403 --> 00:22:54,173 And you'll all be in the brig unless you stop that ship. 510 00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,475 But they're already almost gone, 511 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,143 there's nothing we can do. 512 00:22:57,276 --> 00:22:58,678 Ugh! I know this is weird, 513 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:01,814 but I really need you guys to back me up, please. 514 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,049 You never say please. 515 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:05,184 Yeah, you said social pleasantries 516 00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:06,719 are a sign of being a little (bleep). 517 00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:09,388 - You're not the captain! - No, I'm not. 518 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:10,690 She did a classic switcheroo 519 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:12,358 and took my place on my Cerritos. 520 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:14,761 I know you all respond to being screamed at all the time, 521 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:15,962 but that is not my style. 522 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,164 I just want to get home. 523 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:20,867 Nobody deserves to be swapped out against their will. 524 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:21,966 You heard the captain. 525 00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:24,303 - Mr. Shaxs? - Locking phasers. 526 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,407 Uh, did they just gently phaser my ship? 527 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:29,776 Get me that captain. 528 00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:32,111 Whoops, I-I hailed them, but there's no response. 529 00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:34,013 I think that captain's lost her mind. 530 00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:35,882 She really sucks, right, Mother? 531 00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:37,482 Mother? 532 00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:39,850 No, you can't make me go back. 533 00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:42,455 I want to stay here and be charmingly insubordinate. 534 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:45,758 Oh, you alternate reality people are real pieces of work. 535 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,658 Mom, it's me, it's me, 536 00:23:47,659 --> 00:23:49,361 the real Mariner, I can prove it! 537 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:50,695 Last week you asked me to look at a weird mole on your... 538 00:23:50,696 --> 00:23:52,131 I-I already know it's you. 539 00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:54,934 Mr. Lundy, swap these two Mariners immediately. 540 00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:57,269 Mother, don't. I order you to let... 541 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:00,840 Mom! 542 00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:03,810 ...let me stay. 543 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,479 I've been wanting to say this for a long time. 544 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,247 You're going to the brig, Captain. 545 00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:09,582 Ah, (bleep). 546 00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:11,918 Hey, at least now you're a cool rogue again. 547 00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:14,186 Oh, Boimler, you're acting captain. 548 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,254 On it. 549 00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:16,989 Damn, he's good. 550 00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:43,282 Starbase 80? 551 00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:44,817 How? 552 00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:48,454 He made the freaking cover? 553 00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:50,990 - Where'd you get that thing? - I don't know! Nothing! 554 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,659 All right, whatever, weirdo. Ruthie! 555 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:54,925 I thought you'd be going to town un-modifying the nacelles. 556 00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:58,798 Nah, figured I'd take some time to actually see my friends. 557 00:24:58,898 --> 00:24:59,999 Happy to have you back, pal. 558 00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:01,599 Oh... 559 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,903 Those are the new ensigns I'm supposed to be advising. 560 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,236 - Hey, you're gonna be a great mentor. - Maybe. 561 00:25:06,237 --> 00:25:08,474 But I know I'm not gonna cover up my insecurity 562 00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:09,907 by becoming a screaming despot. 563 00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:12,712 I'll just-- I'll just be the kind of commander 564 00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:14,080 I wish I had had. 565 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:16,315 Remarkable. 566 00:25:16,415 --> 00:25:18,317 Wait, are you...? 567 00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:20,352 I have fooled you. 568 00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:22,288 Oh! 569 00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:23,890 - Okay, all right. - You got us. 570 00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:25,792 All right, that was good, that was good, yeah. 571 00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:30,563 This is a huge victory for us. 572 00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:33,199 Ooh, you really crushed it, D'Vana. 573 00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:36,435 I guess this means you'll be returning to Starfleet now? 574 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:39,338 Yeah, but, hey, keep an eye on this crew. 575 00:25:39,438 --> 00:25:41,138 There's more to them than just a bunch of pillaging. 576 00:25:41,139 --> 00:25:43,876 Mistress D'Erika! Mistress D'Erika! 577 00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:45,377 The Blue Orions have declared war! 578 00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:46,846 What? Why? 579 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:49,616 They claim the Mistress used "un-pirate-like conduct" 580 00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:51,684 to claim the ship. Something about laughing gas? 581 00:25:51,784 --> 00:25:53,651 But I used Orion technology. 582 00:25:53,652 --> 00:25:56,055 Don't worry, D'Vana. Your debt is paid. 583 00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:57,824 You're free to go. 584 00:25:57,924 --> 00:25:59,992 No. This is my mess. 585 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,560 I'm gonna stay and clean it up. 586 00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:02,827 All right. 587 00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:06,163 If it's a war they want, they can have it. 588 00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:10,402 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 589 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:10,129 Chirp. 44039

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