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[drumroll]

[cheerful electronic music]

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

- [whimpering]

Uh! Wah!

♪ ♪

- [exclaims] [frog ribbits]

[frog croaks]

- [laughing]

- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

♪ ♪

[car horn honks]

[toy meows]

- Ta-da!

- Ah! - Ugh.

- [chuckles] [whistles]

- Whoa! Ah!

- [chuckles] - Aww.

♪ ♪

[playful music]

♪ ♪

- That table looks great.

This baking event will be good publicity

for Jacob's chef career.

- That and his giant Click-Clack following.

Have you seen it, Morris?

- With food, you've got to touch, smell, taste.

You can't eat a phone.

- Well, if you could eat a phone,

Jake would make it taste delicious.

- Hey there.

Y'all ready for an international cookie collage?

- Already set up, son.

I've got the dough and fillings,

poppy seed, and prune.

- We're just making hamantaschen?

I know it's Purim today, but my brand

is international food art.

- Jewish cooking is international.

We'll bake together like when you were a kid, right, Jacob?

- Dad, you know I go by Jake now.

- Jake, excuse me.

What do I know?

I'm only the one who gave him his name.

- Just putting my own spin on it.

You know, as in Food Art by Jake.

[chuckles] Mom likes it.

- Surprise.

It's me, your mother, in case you didn't recognize.

- Mom, your hair.

- That's right.

I'm a whole new identity.

I'm done being blintz mobile bubbe serving matzo balls,

and advice from a food truck. - [laughs]

- Who knows what I'll do next?

Nice sign, Jake.

♪ ♪

- Hey there, Josh.

- Step back, ponytails.

My brand new sand toy is off limits.

- Sure. Sure.

I just wanted to warn you.

That clump of babies over there looks like

they're about to blow, and you know what that means.

The grown-ups will make you share.

- But those babies aren't even looking at me.

[quirky music]

♪ ♪

Angelica, I can't deal with babies.

They make no sense and they smell like milk.

- Lucky for you, I'm an expert.

I can make sure those babies stay far away.

For a small reward, that is.

- Josh's toy is really neat.

I never noticed sand could do so many things.

- Bad news, babies.

Josh doesn't want you in the sandbox anymore.

He sent me to get rid of you.

- But we only gotted to dig up one wormy.

- Yeah. Todd Jr. needs a friend.

- OK, fine, don't listen.

But what's your plan when Josh comes over here

to tell you himself?

- Run away.

- How do we start?

I'm excited to make Purim cookies.

- What are they exactly?

I'm trying to figure it out from the ingredients.

- They're kind of like pocket pastries.

- Pocket pastries? [scoffs]

Hamantaschen are special cookies.

They come with their own story.

You see, it was food, a feast actually,

that saved the lives of the Jewish people

at the time of Purim.

- Ooh, I don't think I've heard this one.

- No one tells it like my Bori.

- Dad told the story every year when we were growing up.

- Yep.

So you don't have to keep telling it.

- Well, actually, I do.

We can always find new meaning in an old story.

Plus, I found the megillah that you made in Hebrew school.

- Talk about going way back.

- Way back is where our story starts.

[gentle harp tune]

In the ancient empire of Persia,

there was a city called Shushan,

and King Achashverosh lived with his wife, Queen Vashti.

Oh, the king loved to throw parties

and show off his wealth and entertain his guests.

- [laughs]

Look at me, everyone!

[indistinct mumbling]

[laughter]

Ta-da!

How does he do it?

- Extremely clever, Your Highness.

- You know it.

Now go get Queen Vashti.

She's got to see this.

- Wonderful idea.

But it's late.

She was in her feety pajamas a while back.

I'm sure she's asleep by now.

- Who cares about bedtime?

She has to obey the king's royal command.

- [groans]

[sighs] Unbelievable.

Last week I had to get up

and watch him squirt milk out of his nose.

Not doing it again. Nope. Night night.

- He's really big on the royal commands, and he is the king.

- So? I'm the queen.

He's not the boss of me.

What's he going to do if I just don't listen?

[gate slamming]

[horse nickers]

- Ride for Vashti.

I have instructions to drive you out of town.

Way out of town.

- I'm going to need those back.

- Hmph!

♪ ♪

- [grunts]

- Mr. Boris, are you making cookies?

- Hello, Joshua.

Come, sit.

Hear the story.

Then we'll bake.

- It's OK. I'll keep the babies away.

Don't worry about anything,

especially your brand new sand toy.

- And so the royal advisor

put out a search for the next queen.

- Who wants to be the next queen of Persia?

Live in the palace, wear a crown.

Free fruit leathers, every flavor.

- Uncle Mordecai, I don't want to go to the palace.

I want to stay here.

- Oh, don't worry, Esther.

You're way back here.

No one will notice you.

- You there, congratulations.

You're the new queen. Hop in.

- This is all happening for a good reason.

- What is it?

- Uh, I'm not sure yet, but you'll be fine.

And remember, you can't let anyone know you're a baby.

They've never had one living at the palace.

Try to be like a big kid.

- So don't act like myself?

But I like being me.

- Here, take this to have something from home.

Just don't let anyone see you using it.

There goes one brave baby.

- I could get used to this.

- Your royal milk, my queen.

- Oh, thanks.

Oops.

I'm just used to a sippy cup--

uh, sipping my cup of milk.

[laughs, slurps]

Oh, it is so nice to drink milk like a big kid,

which is what I am.

Definitely not a baby.

[laughs]

- Esther had to be very careful to keep

her true identity secret from everyone in the palace.

Now, the Jews lived in peace for many years,

but it only took one powerful enemy

to put them all in danger.

- Oh, such a shame, isn't it?

When people have to hide their identity

because they're afraid of what will happen

if others see who they really are.

- Terrible.

- Can you tell the part where the food saves the day?

- I'm telling. I'm telling.

Patience.

Now, Mordecai came to visit Queen Esther every day

at the palace gates to see how she was doing.

One day, he heard two guards planning

to put something in the king's food to make him sick.

- [whispering]

- Then the guard said they were going

to mess with the king's food.

But they didn't know Mordecai was watching.

- Wow, this Mordecai fellow just saved the king's life.

We owe him.

- But Mordecai didn't even get a royal thank you,

because the king forgot about him

when someone new came along,

someone who wanted power, Haman.

- I pronounce you, Haman, second-in-command to the king.

- Thanks, kingy. From now on,

you won't have to worry about babies bothering you.

- Babies?

I don't have any problem with babies.

- Yet. Gotta watch them.

Those babies are always up to something.

[horn blaring]

Everyone, bow down to the great and powerful Haman.

♪ ♪

Hey, you, bow down.

- Can't. I'm a baby.

Babies don't bow down to people.

Not even to kings.

- I said bow down.

Let's go and make it snappy or you'll be sorry.

- No.

I can't break the laws of my baby people.

Do what you must.

- Haman was mad.

And when Haman was mad, someone was going to suffer.

And now for the food part.

- Are we going to see this Purim cookie

on your next Click-Clack?

- You know, it's a little narrow for my brand.

I'm branching out.

- Oh, it's good to branch out.

But a tree with many branches has to have deep roots.

- I see what you did there. [chuckles]

- Back to Purim.

Haman was so angry at Mordecai not bowing down to him,

he wanted to punish all of Mordecai's people--

the Jews.

- I need to talk to you about something important, king.

- My royal driver bet me I couldn't make three in a row.

- There's a group of people here in the kingdom who

aren't like us.

- Sunk it. Going for two.

- They drink from sippy cups.

They take naps.

Some of them even wear diapers.

Know what I mean?

They can't be trusted. - [grunts]

Two!

Yes.

Now for the win.

- So can you just sign this decree real quick

saying that all babies are getting

kicked out of the kingdom on the day of my choice?

- Sheesh.

So much signing things in this king job.

- Thanks, king, sir.

I knew you'd see it my way.

- Wait, Haman.

You left your quill.

Huh, what am I going to do with this?

- [laughs]

- Minka, I know you said you weren't

giving advice anymore, but I--

- For you, I'll make an exception.

Now how is that lovely Kira? Why didn't you bring her?

- Oh, she had a meeting.

Librarians never rest.

But seriously, I wanted to ask you.

You and Boris always seem to have fun together.

What is the secret to a long, happy marriage?

- The secret is patience, laughter, and love.

And when it comes down to it, 90% of marriage

is just yelling "What?" from the other room.

[upbeat music]

- You want to help, Dad? - Me? I'm no chef.

I'm just going to sit here.

I'm not going to say a word while you teach.

- I give him 10 seconds.

- First, we use the glass to make a circle.

- Don't forget the filling.

- Six seconds.

- Now, here we've got the traditional poppy seed

and prune flavors.

- What if we try some of the fillings that you brought?

How about jam-filled linzertaschen?

- You know linzer?

- You think you're the only one who can branch out?

- OK, everyone pick a filling

and put it in the center of the dough.

- Dibs on the peanut butter cups.

- Now, fold over one side, then pinch to make a triangle.

You want to hide the filling really good in there,

like a surprise. - Ah.

You just said something huge.

- Pinch up the other side?

- No, hide the filling.

That's the hamantaschen connection.

Purim is about uncovering what's hidden.

- Well, what happened?

- Yeah, come on, keep going.

- So, the king's advisor had to read the decree in every town.

- And so it is ordered, all babies

will be banished from the kingdom on Monday,

the 13th of Adar.

That means pack up and scram.

[soft dramatic music]

- Esther, we've gots a problem.

Haman wants to get rid of all the babies in the kingdom

next week.

- Uncle Mordecai, that can't be true.

Just look around.

Today we had icy pops after lunch.

- I hearded the king's advisor.

The king himself signed Haman's decree.

- Oh, he never reads anything he signs here in the palace.

It's all good.

- What if this is the reason you're queen?

You can speak up and save our people.

- Um, but why me?

- You're one of us.

If we're not safe out there,

you won't be safe in here forever either.

And the king will listen to you.

- I'll think about it.

I do have important royal duties to take care of.

- Is Her Majesty ready to don her royal waterwingies

for this afternoon's swim party?

- I'll be right there.

I'll talk to the king.

After just one turn on the water slide?

OK, fine.

[clears throat]

- Bullseye again.

Queen Esther, is there something you want?

Up to half my kingdom.

- Oh, that is very generous.

But I just wanted to invite you to a little feast

tomorrow night.

Can you come?

- I love feasts.

Can we have that yummy chicken on a stick?

- Kebabs? Sure.

- Yes! - [giggles]

- [laughs] A party with just the king, queen, and me?

[laughs]

- Take some of these to Kira.

Bringing homemade cookies shows you're serious.

- Minka, you said no more giving advice.

I hear kibbitzing.

That night, King Achashverosh couldn't sleep.

- Oh, I can't sleep.

Read me my favorite book, the one all about me.

- Your diary?

- Yep, that's the one.

I remember something interesting

happened last week.

What was it?

- Hmm, let's see.

Mordecai saved your life?

- Yeah, that.

Oh, what a hero.

What did we do for him again?

- Uh, nothing.

- That's not right.

Call for my second in command.

[bell rings] - Yes, king, sir?

- Do you sit right outside the door?

- Maybe.

- Haman.

I just heard that someone of great importance

hasn't been properly thanked for something wonderful

they did for me.

- We wouldn't want to ignore someone of great importance.

- Glad you agree. Go get Mordecai.

You're in charge of honoring him.

- Excuse me?

This is what the king does for the person he wants to honor.

I'm not doing this!

I should be the one on that horse.

- What about the king's orders?

- Fine, you'll be gone soon anyway,

along with all the other babies.

And I'll be back to being the important one.

[horse nickers]

- But it only took one brave person

speaking out to save the day.

- Another kebab, anyone?

- There's something I have to ask you.

And I thought, better on a full stomach.

- So true. Pass the dipping sauce.

- Now tell me what I can do for you.

- All I want is--

to survive.

- Huh?

Are you unhappy with your life here?

- I love it.

But there's a whole group of people in this kingdom

who are being treated badly.

- What do you mean?

- They're being kicked out, sent away.

The date is already set.

- Who would do such a terrible thing?

- Someone right here in this palace.

Right here in this room.

- Haman?

- So we get rid of a bunch of random babies?

Boo-hoo. Why do you care, Queen Esther?

- Why do I care?

We should all care.

Babies are a part of Persia.

And letting everyone live here in peace together

is what makes this kingdom great.

- Truer words never spoken.

- I'm glad you said that, King.

Because... [exhales]

I, too, am a baby.

- [gasps]

- [gasps] You're a baby?

I had no idea.

- That's right.

I, Queen Esther, am a baby.

And I come from a long line of babies.

Babies are my people.

So if these other babies have to go, then so do I.

- I don't believe it. I need proof.

- Like this sippy cup I brought from home?

[slurps]

- Haman, you tried to get rid of the queen

and all the babies of Persia?

- As a reminder, you did sign the decree.

- I-I wasn't paying attention.

You tricked me.

Mordecai saved my life.

Esther is my queen.

I love the baby people.

- I'll just go ahead and step out for a sec

while you two talk this over.

- Step way, way out,

out of my whole kingdom forever.

Kebab, My Queen?

- Thank you.

I could eat.

- And so instead of the Jewish people,

it was Haman who had to pack up and go.

All because of brave Queen Esther and Mordecai.

- That was an incredible story full of hidden meaning.

- Almost as incredible as

this apricot habanero hamantash I made.

Full of hidden chili!

I love Purim.

- And on Purim, kids dress up in costume

and wave their gragers to drown out the name of evil Haman.

And we give baskets of food and treats as gifts.

- Dad, I want to do more with my food brand.

I want to feel more connected.

This hamantaschen made me realize

I want to keep telling our story, with food.

- What a joy to see my son proud to show his roots.

We should all be.

- I've been hiding my roots.

I like who I am--

a blintz mobile bubbe who gives out food and advice,

gray hair and all.

- Oh, Minka, you are that and more.

When I grow up, I want to be just like you.

all: Me too.

- Can you make me an appointment

with your hairdresser?

- Oh, yes.

[babies babbling]

- You know what?

Somebody's got to speak up to Josh.

I'm going to do it.

- There goes one brave baby.

- Hey, Josh?

How come you're letting Angelica

play with your new sand toy all this time?

- She's not playing with it.

She's guarding it.

- From who? Us?

- Yeah.

She said you were going to make me share.

That's why she kicked you out of the sandbox.

- She said we had to run away from you.

- Oh, Angelica!

A word?

- Uh-oh.

What are you doing hanging out with a bunch of babies?

- For your information, I like babies.

And they told me some very interesting things.

- Fine. Here.

You won't have Angelica Pickles to protect you anymore.

- Free turns for all you.

Just for today. [laughter]

Story only goes so far.

- [sighs]

- Welcome to Food with a Story.

I'm Jake, and these are my parents, Boris and Minka.

Here with today's food story, hamantaschen.

- Hi, we're the parents.

- So this is Click-Clack?

- They don't need the whole megillah.

- Oh.

Look that way, Mom.

- Tell the story.

Everyone should hear it.

- Ah. Hello, everyone.

You see, it was food that actually

saved the lives of the Jewish people at the time of Purim.