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[drumroll]
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[cheerful electronic music]
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♪ ♪
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- [laughs]
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- [whimpering]
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Uh!
Wah!
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♪ ♪
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- [exclaims]
[frog ribbits]
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[frog croaks]
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- [laughing]
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- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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♪ ♪
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[car horn honks]
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[toy meows]
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- Ta-da!
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- Ah!
- Ugh.
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- [chuckles]
[whistles]
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- Whoa! Ah!
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- [chuckles]
- Aww.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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[acoustic guitar music]
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- ♪ Her pounding hooves,
the flowing mane ♪
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♪ Galloping across
the golden plain ♪
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♪ Sparkle Horse,
so self-possessed ♪
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♪ She's wild,
as wild as the West ♪
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- [laughing]
[phone buzzes]
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- Darling!
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- Tell me again why I'm
meeting you at your father's.
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- I know why, Mommy.
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- Oh, we're just
dropping off Angelica
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so we can get a head start
on your birthday weekend.
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- Drew, I loathe surprises.
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I can barely
tolerate uncertainty.
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- But sometimes it's nice
to give up control, right?
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Charlotte?
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- I'm here, I'm just
pondering the absurdity
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of that question.
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See you both soon.
Kisses.
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What do you know
about Drew's surprise?
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- Three days off.
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No calls, no texts,
and no driving by my house.
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- Deal.
- According to Angelica,
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you're going somewhere,
her words, "very fancy,"
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called Hot Springs.
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- Thank goodness.
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I was worried Drew would
throw some silly party just
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because it's a milestone year.
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- [gasps]
- Did I say milestone?
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I meant hot stone, as in
spa weekend, here I come!
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[upbeat music]
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- My daddy says there are
cowboys and horsies,
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and we have to be careful
we don't step in cow poop,
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especially you, Tommy,
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since you don't have any shoes.
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- Oh, I'll be careful.
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- Not me.
Bring on the poop!
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- Do you think this is the
year we'll finally find out
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how old Charlotte really is?
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- Hah. We have a better chance
of stumbling into a pit
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of friendly rattlesnakes.
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- Snake bite kit.
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- She's here!
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- Enjoy your birthday.
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And remember our deal.
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- Mm-hmm.
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all: Surprise!
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- Freedom!
[tires screech]
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- Take me with you!
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- Mommy said she
doesn't like surprises.
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- [sighs]
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[horse neighs]
- Welcome to Tot Springs,
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where everyone's a cowpoke.
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This former mining town
has been re-imagined
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to bring the fun back into
the Wild West.
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And if you're here celebrating
your little buckaroo's
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birthday, you're in
for a rootin' tootin' treat--
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a bouncing bunny
birthday cake.
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- Cake and bunnies?
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Cynthia, I think I flied
and gone to heaven.
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- Ugh, won't there be
bunny fuzz in the cake?
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- Only if we're lucky.
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- Listen up, this whole weekend
is for my mommy's birthday.
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So the cake and the bunnies
are only for peoples
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related to me.
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Tough love, babies.
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- But Tommy's your cousin.
That counts.
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- Shows what you know,
Susie Carmichael.
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Cousins aren't real relatives.
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- Even I know that's not true.
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- Fine, then only
Tommy can have
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a piece of cake,
but no bunny!
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- No fair!
- But bunny cake!
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- I'll share with you guys.
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- Ugh, always
the goody-no-shoes.
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[banjo music]
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♪ ♪
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- Ooh.
- Ooh, a fire pit.
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- Wow, look at this.
- How quaint.
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- A lot of the pioneers
didn't actually make it--
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- Y'all fixing to
have a good time?
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- Yippy kay yay, we are.
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- Howdy, folks.
I'm Miss Mellie.
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Welcome to Tot Springs.
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Now let's get these little
cowpokes gussied right up.
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- [chuckles]
- We better get our wiggle on.
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No sense piddling was
so much fun to be had.
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- No ma'am.
- Piddling?
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- Right behind you.
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- I'm not sure I like
being a cow bloke.
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This hat smells funny.
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- But it looks great, Chuckie.
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- Do you think
ghosts live here?
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- Definitely ghosts cows.
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M-moo!
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- Which means ghost cow poo.
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- I know this is
a lot to take in,
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but I have one more surprise.
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Your mother flew
in from London.
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- [rooster crows]
- Drew, what were you thinking?
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I've avoided my mother
for nearly a decade.
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Angelica has never
even met her.
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And you know she'll
delight in telling everyone
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I'm turning 40!
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- Birthday gal, we've got
a special treat just for you.
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[chicken clucking]
[sheep bleating]
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- Do it and I'll
chew off your hands.
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- Trail mix?
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- I think that's for the sheep.
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- Oh.
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- Ooh, snackies.
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[munching happily]
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- Y'all ready for some good
old-fashioned mutton bustin'?
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[rings bell]
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[children laughing]
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[sheep bleating]
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- Be brave, Chuckie.
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- Tenacity, Angelica.
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Don't let that sheep
get the best of you.
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- Guess who?
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- Hello, Mo--
- Judith.
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And please explain why you're
wearing a flowered sack.
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Not here.
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Darling, fabulous news.
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I've gotten married.
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[camera shutter clicks]
- Is this husband
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number four or five?
I've lost count.
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- Math was never
your strong suit.
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His name is Julian.
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Cheese!
[camera shutter clicks]
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And I can't wait
for you to meet him.
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Oh, but there's
one little thing.
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He thinks I'm 50, not 70.
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Ooh!
[camera shutter clicks]
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- Why would anyone
hide their true age?
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- I didn't hide it.
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He just never asked.
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Apparently, taking fabulous
care of myself paid off.
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Anyway, I've told Julian that
you are my younger sister.
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Try to look the part.
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Don't frown, sweetie.
It makes lines.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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♪ ♪
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- Lovey, Simon and I have been
searching everywhere for you.
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Hello, I'm Julian.
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You must be Charlotte, the,
uh--birthday buckaroo.
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- [chuckling] You're getting
the bunny cake.
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Aren't you A little bit old?
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- Yes, lucky me.
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Judith, you didn't
tell me you got a bonus child
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with your new marriage?
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- Because I know
you love surprises.
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Julian, Simon,
this is Charlotte,
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my precious baby sister.
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I'm your auntie Judith.
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So that means Simon
is your cousin.
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I bet you'll be best friends.
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- I have a new cousin?
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- Isn't that exciting?
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Why don't you and Simon
play with the babies
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while I introduce my...
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sister to everyone?
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- [munching]
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- Babies, this is Simon,
my long-losted cousin.
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That's Tommy, my baby cousin,
and his drooly friends,
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Chuckie, Susie, Phil, and Lil.
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- Hiya, Simon.
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What's that thing?
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- This?
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A yo-yo.
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It's not for babies.
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- Ha!
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You're speaking my
language, cousin.
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Hey, how old are you, anyway?
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- Four and 1/4.
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- Exact same as me.
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- You're not four and 1/4.
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- Pay no attention to
anything those babies say.
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Their brains haven't
enveloped yet.
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- You know what
would be hilarious?
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Let's open up this gate
and let out all the sheep!
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- Huh?
[sheep bleating]
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- Wild sheep!
- That's a lot of wool.
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- Wild sheep!
- Whoa!
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[both laughing]
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- Did you two unhitch
this here gate?
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- Certainly not.
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The babies did it.
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- Miss Mellie,
we tried to stop them,
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but they don't know words yet.
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- Naughty cow pokes
around these parts end up
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in that little tot time-out.
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[screeching]
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[giggling]
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[sheep bleating]
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- It's like having
two Angelicas,
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only one is wearing pants.
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- Oh, maybe they
letted the sheep out
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and blameded us on accident.
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- Angelica's never
bad on accident.
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[cow moos]
[pigeon coos]
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- [gasps]
Oh, isn't this charming?
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[gasps] Char-Char, do you
remember that Christmas
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train ride where you threw up
all over Mother's
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white suede skirt?
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- Mother should never have fed
foie gras to a five-year-old.
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- So how many years are
there between you two?
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- 15.
- 10.
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- We're going to need y'all
to be junior deputies.
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You never know what rascally
outlaws we might encounter
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on this here train ride.
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- A badge and a new cousin?
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My mommy's birthday keeps
getting better and better!
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[piano playing]
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- Told you ghosts live here.
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[train whistle toots]
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- Is anyone else sick
from that trail mix?
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- Uhh, uhh.
- Hm? Um--
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- Honey, you OK?
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- I'm fine.
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Maybe a little ginger ale
would help.
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- Sarsaparillas
at the end of the car,
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along with fresh squeezed
cactus juice.
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- You all follow me, partners.
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The cactus juice is on me.
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[stomach lurches]
- Oh, oh, ah.
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[piano playing continues]
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I'm going to be sick!
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- The engineer
is stalling the train.
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Look out, everyone!
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There's been a report of
bandits in these parts.
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- Wow, it's like the real deal.
[chuckles]
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- Hyep, yep.
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Y'all stay calm and we
will skedaddle right quick.
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Now, empty your pockets
in this here hat.
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- I think the piano's too fast.
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00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:27,172
It's making those
cowboys be bad.
258
00:10:27,241 --> 00:10:29,206
- Maybe I can make it stop.
259
00:10:31,206 --> 00:10:32,586
- [laughs]
260
00:10:32,655 --> 00:10:33,896
- Hurry, Tommy.
261
00:10:33,965 --> 00:10:36,586
They've got ropes
and pointy boots!
262
00:10:36,655 --> 00:10:39,862
- Um, guys, I'm stuckted.
263
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:42,896
- Angelica, we need your help!
264
00:10:42,965 --> 00:10:45,896
- [sighs] They always need me.
265
00:10:45,965 --> 00:10:47,655
- Forget those
beastly children.
266
00:10:47,724 --> 00:10:48,862
We're deputies.
267
00:10:48,931 --> 00:10:50,206
Come on!
- Huh?
268
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:53,827
- Take that,
you amateur train robbers.
269
00:10:53,896 --> 00:10:59,103
- Uh-oh, Beans,
it's the junior deputies!
270
00:10:59,172 --> 00:11:01,000
- We're outnumbered, Hank.
271
00:11:01,068 --> 00:11:03,379
What are we gonna do?
272
00:11:03,448 --> 00:11:05,517
[piano playing]
273
00:11:05,586 --> 00:11:07,448
[crashing]
274
00:11:07,517 --> 00:11:08,965
[piano stops]
275
00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:12,448
- Uhh--the music stopped, so--
276
00:11:12,517 --> 00:11:16,448
Uh, lucky for you,
we have another train to rob!
277
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:20,000
[all laughing]
278
00:11:20,068 --> 00:11:22,172
- Looks like there's
a new deputy in town.
279
00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:24,068
- [gasps]
- The grownups can't resist
280
00:11:24,137 --> 00:11:25,724
a baby with a toy.
281
00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:27,448
You'll get used to it.
- No.
282
00:11:27,517 --> 00:11:28,896
No, I won't.
283
00:11:28,965 --> 00:11:33,896
Unlike you, Angelica,
I will not stand for this.
284
00:11:36,413 --> 00:11:38,034
[toilet flushing]
285
00:11:38,103 --> 00:11:40,206
- Ooh, what'd I miss?
286
00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:46,448
- Here y'all go,
rattlesnake stew.
287
00:11:46,517 --> 00:11:48,448
Bon appetite.
288
00:11:48,517 --> 00:11:50,965
- Huh. Says here that
in the Old West,
289
00:11:51,034 --> 00:11:53,448
this was a delicious
common meal.
290
00:11:53,517 --> 00:11:56,793
- Well, I've never been more
grateful to be a modern man.
291
00:11:56,862 --> 00:12:00,379
[chickens clucking]
292
00:12:00,448 --> 00:12:04,103
- Time to gallop on out of
this dusty old town, Cynthia,
293
00:12:04,172 --> 00:12:06,689
and live your dream
of being the first
294
00:12:06,758 --> 00:12:09,137
astronaut cowgirl superstar.
295
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:12,310
- [sighs]
Your doll-play bores me.
296
00:12:12,379 --> 00:12:14,275
I'm going to have
some real fun.
297
00:12:14,344 --> 00:12:16,517
[clucking]
- [laughing]
298
00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:17,896
- Hi, Simon.
299
00:12:17,965 --> 00:12:20,034
Wanna play chase the chicken?
300
00:12:20,103 --> 00:12:21,965
- Bad chicken, bad chicken,
bad chicken!
301
00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:26,344
- Actually, I'd much rather
a game of nick the ice lolly.
302
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,586
- That sounds fun.
How do you play?
303
00:12:29,586 --> 00:12:31,000
Uh--
- I win.
304
00:12:31,068 --> 00:12:33,137
- Hey, give me
back my icy plop!
305
00:12:33,206 --> 00:12:37,310
- Oh, I would, but that's
not how the game works.
306
00:12:37,379 --> 00:12:40,172
Pity.
- But you already have one.
307
00:12:40,241 --> 00:12:41,793
- Well, I want two.
308
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,862
- Here, Tommy,
you can have mine.
309
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,379
I don't want any trouble.
310
00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:48,586
- Give it back,
or I'm gonna tell Angelica.
311
00:12:48,655 --> 00:12:50,275
- Tell Angelica what?
312
00:12:50,344 --> 00:12:55,724
- Your cousin took-ted Tommy's
plop and won't give it back.
313
00:12:55,793 --> 00:12:58,206
- So, he's just playing around.
314
00:12:58,275 --> 00:13:00,862
- But you never let
anyone take our stuff
315
00:13:00,931 --> 00:13:02,896
on account of that's your job.
316
00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:05,413
- Very well.
Here you go.
317
00:13:05,482 --> 00:13:06,862
- Uhh! Ahh! Ahh!
318
00:13:06,931 --> 00:13:09,448
- [laughs]
319
00:13:09,517 --> 00:13:11,482
Hilarious.
320
00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:12,965
Come on, cousin.
321
00:13:13,034 --> 00:13:14,862
- Uh--um--
322
00:13:14,931 --> 00:13:16,482
Hey, wait for me!
323
00:13:17,827 --> 00:13:20,551
- I guess Angelica cares
more about her new cousin
324
00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:23,241
than she cares
about her old one.
325
00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:29,206
- He said no texts
or calls,
326
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:31,586
but he never mentioned pigeons.
327
00:13:31,655 --> 00:13:33,862
"Jonathan, comma,
I need you to come
328
00:13:33,931 --> 00:13:37,862
save me from this whole
pioneer family nightmare."
329
00:13:37,931 --> 00:13:40,827
230 Olive Avenue.
330
00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:43,586
Look for a well-groomed
man with a penchant
331
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:46,241
for cheap cologne.
[pigeon cooing]
332
00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:48,103
- Young lady--
- Ah!
333
00:13:48,172 --> 00:13:51,241
- You wanna leave your
own birthday weekend?
334
00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:55,034
Hmm.
- Yes, I do, Judith!
335
00:13:55,103 --> 00:13:57,586
I was brought here
under false pretenses.
336
00:13:57,655 --> 00:14:00,620
And I'm completely
exhausted by having
337
00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:04,068
to perpetuate this
sisterhood charade of yours.
338
00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:06,034
- Judy, I'm on to you.
339
00:14:06,103 --> 00:14:07,793
- Julian.
- You said I'd love
340
00:14:07,862 --> 00:14:10,379
a folksy American experience,
and you were right.
341
00:14:10,448 --> 00:14:12,793
Look what I found
in my rattlesnake stew.
342
00:14:12,862 --> 00:14:14,517
A fang!
343
00:14:14,586 --> 00:14:16,413
[laughs]
344
00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:20,689
Oh, it's so nice to see you two
sisters having quality time.
345
00:14:20,758 --> 00:14:23,448
[banjo music]
346
00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:26,206
- And that is how
you pan for gold.
347
00:14:26,275 --> 00:14:28,448
Who knows?
Y'all might get lucky
348
00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:32,137
and find some genuine
gold nuggets.
349
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,931
- Here's something
for you, Philip.
350
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,413
- Better than gold.
351
00:14:37,482 --> 00:14:38,586
- I founded one!
352
00:14:38,655 --> 00:14:39,862
- Sorry, that's mine.
353
00:14:39,931 --> 00:14:41,413
- It just fell out
of my pan, actually.
354
00:14:41,482 --> 00:14:43,689
Now, if you don't mind.
- Wait.
355
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:47,137
You weren't even looking
for gold, was he Angelica?
356
00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:49,241
- Tommy's right.
Come on, Simon.
357
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:51,862
Let's look over there.
- No need, thanks.
358
00:14:51,931 --> 00:14:53,655
[all gasp]
[laughs]
359
00:14:53,724 --> 00:14:56,862
- Hey, at least when I do
something to the babies,
360
00:14:56,931 --> 00:14:58,551
they kinda sorta deserve it.
361
00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:00,793
You do it because
they're littler than you
362
00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:02,482
and can't fight back.
363
00:15:02,551 --> 00:15:04,586
- You don't get it, do you?
364
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:06,758
That's what being bad
is all about.
365
00:15:06,827 --> 00:15:08,172
Oh, piffle.
366
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:12,137
Why do I bother explaining
to one who's so nice?
367
00:15:12,206 --> 00:15:13,896
- I am not nice!
368
00:15:13,965 --> 00:15:15,206
I'm bad!
369
00:15:15,275 --> 00:15:18,413
A bajillion times
badder than you!
370
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,172
He's up to something, Cynthia.
371
00:15:20,241 --> 00:15:23,586
And I should know, 'cause I'm
the one usually up to stuff.
372
00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:27,275
♪ ♪
373
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:30,379
- ♪ Sparkle Horse so
self-possessed, she's wild ♪
374
00:15:30,448 --> 00:15:32,586
♪ As wild as the West ♪
375
00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:35,034
♪ ♪
376
00:15:35,103 --> 00:15:37,448
♪ No other horse
could move as fast ♪
377
00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:42,931
♪ Her equine beauty
is unsurpassed ♪
378
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,310
♪ But the one trait
that must be stressed ♪
379
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:49,206
♪ She's wild,
as wild as the West ♪
380
00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:51,551
♪ Hey, ohh, whoa ♪
381
00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:55,482
♪ Sparkle Horse,
mystifying Sparkle Horse ♪
382
00:15:55,551 --> 00:15:58,689
♪ Sparkle Horse,
electrifying, Sparkle Horse ♪
383
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:02,931
♪ There's no denying
she won't rest ♪
384
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,344
♪ You'll never know
what's coming next ♪
385
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,275
♪ As wild as the West ♪
386
00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:10,482
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
387
00:16:10,551 --> 00:16:12,379
♪ As wild as the West ♪
388
00:16:12,448 --> 00:16:14,793
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
389
00:16:14,862 --> 00:16:18,862
♪ There's no denying
she won't rest ♪
390
00:16:18,931 --> 00:16:22,448
♪ You'll never know
what's coming next ♪
391
00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:24,379
♪ As wild as the West ♪
392
00:16:28,413 --> 00:16:30,034
- A hoedown?
393
00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:32,482
I specifically said no dancing.
394
00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:34,448
This is her big birthday.
395
00:16:34,517 --> 00:16:36,551
Oh, I better find
Charlotte to warn her.
396
00:16:38,103 --> 00:16:39,931
- Uh, you all heard him, right?
397
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,827
It's her 4-0.
398
00:16:41,896 --> 00:16:43,172
- Are we sure?
399
00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:45,931
Wouldn't Charlotte
have told us?
400
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,172
[old timey piano music playing]
401
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,655
- I'm taking over your land.
402
00:16:50,724 --> 00:16:53,724
There's oil under
here and I want it.
403
00:16:53,793 --> 00:16:57,310
- [laughs] You're a scoundrel,
Durk Snively.
404
00:16:57,379 --> 00:16:59,206
- I saw you sneaking around.
405
00:16:59,275 --> 00:17:00,827
What's in the bag?
406
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:04,241
- Maybe this is for you and
now you've ruined the surprise.
407
00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:05,655
- It's for me?
- Shh!
408
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:08,172
- [laughs]
Don't be ridiculous.
409
00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:10,517
This is for the
bunny birthday cake.
410
00:17:10,586 --> 00:17:15,000
What fun are bunnies when
you can have reptiles? [laughs]
411
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,931
- But that's my mommy's cake.
412
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,103
You'll wreck it.
413
00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:19,965
It's a horrible thing to do.
414
00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:22,758
- You really aren't very
good at being bad, are you?
415
00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:25,034
- If being bad is
ruining birthdays
416
00:17:25,103 --> 00:17:27,931
with slimy lizards
instead of floppy bunnies,
417
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,931
then I don't wanna be bad!
418
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,448
- Wow.
This is big.
419
00:17:34,517 --> 00:17:36,758
- Angelica,
I'm your cousin, too.
420
00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:39,344
And I think we
should stop Simon.
421
00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:45,206
- I don't know
about this, Tommy.
422
00:17:45,275 --> 00:17:49,413
- Yeah, we could end up in
that scary time-out place.
423
00:17:49,482 --> 00:17:54,620
- A cow baby gotta do what
a cow baby's gotta do.
424
00:17:57,241 --> 00:18:00,413
[mischievous music]
425
00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:06,068
♪ ♪
426
00:18:06,137 --> 00:18:07,172
- What are you doing back here?
427
00:18:07,241 --> 00:18:09,034
No kids allowed near the cake.
428
00:18:09,103 --> 00:18:11,448
- Oh, I was just going
to tell you that I saw
429
00:18:11,517 --> 00:18:13,206
some bunnies running loose.
430
00:18:13,275 --> 00:18:15,896
There must be
a hole in the pen.
431
00:18:15,965 --> 00:18:17,965
- No one's gonna
miss a few rabbits.
432
00:18:18,034 --> 00:18:21,827
- Mr. Train Robber Chef,
that's my mommy's cake.
433
00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:23,793
And if there aren't
the 'zac right number
434
00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:26,965
of baby bunnies inside,
she will shut this place down.
435
00:18:27,034 --> 00:18:29,310
'Cause she's got the
powers of the peoples.
436
00:18:30,137 --> 00:18:31,517
- [sighs]
437
00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:34,793
- I'm not just bad,
I'm super bad.
438
00:18:34,862 --> 00:18:36,379
I'll keep a lookout
while you get
439
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:37,862
those lizards into the cake.
440
00:18:37,931 --> 00:18:40,724
- Brilliant. There might be
hope for you after all.
441
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,827
- Babies, now!
442
00:18:45,896 --> 00:18:49,448
[sheep bleating]
443
00:18:52,724 --> 00:18:55,275
- Nice try, but I've
learned a few tricks
444
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:57,827
in my four and 1/4 years.
445
00:18:57,896 --> 00:19:01,034
[banjo music]
446
00:19:01,103 --> 00:19:02,586
[bleating]
447
00:19:02,655 --> 00:19:05,413
- Ahh!
- Oh, no!
448
00:19:06,931 --> 00:19:09,482
- Hey!
What's the big idea?
449
00:19:11,862 --> 00:19:13,896
It won't open.
450
00:19:13,965 --> 00:19:15,827
- [grunting]
451
00:19:15,896 --> 00:19:18,241
- Great.
Now we're stuck to the cake.
452
00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:19,724
- No fair.
453
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:22,724
All the frosting's on
the outside, not the inside.
454
00:19:22,793 --> 00:19:25,103
- At least there's no lizards.
455
00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:27,655
- Just this one.
- Phil!
456
00:19:27,724 --> 00:19:30,724
[playing upbeat
one-man-band music]
457
00:19:30,793 --> 00:19:33,448
♪ ♪
458
00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:36,517
- Well, howdy!
459
00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:39,620
What say we get the
birthday gal up here?
460
00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:40,896
- Giddy up.
- Go birthday girl.
461
00:19:40,965 --> 00:19:43,206
- Come one, Charlotte.
- Giddy up.
462
00:19:43,275 --> 00:19:45,379
- Hello, Daddy, Judith.
463
00:19:45,448 --> 00:19:48,344
[dramatic banjo music]
464
00:19:48,413 --> 00:19:50,379
♪ ♪
465
00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:52,310
- Now be sure to
make a wish 'fore you
466
00:19:52,379 --> 00:19:54,379
blow out those candles.
467
00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:55,551
[children's muffled voices]
468
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:58,068
- Our babies are
inside the cake!
469
00:19:58,137 --> 00:19:59,689
I heard Tommy!
470
00:19:59,758 --> 00:20:02,068
- It's all right.
There are air holes.
471
00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:03,689
The little tykes are
fine and we'll get
472
00:20:03,758 --> 00:20:05,793
that cake open right quick.
473
00:20:05,862 --> 00:20:11,172
Birthday gal, now would be a
good time for a little speech.
474
00:20:11,241 --> 00:20:13,517
- Thank you Miss Mellie.
475
00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:17,137
Family, friends,
I would like to express
476
00:20:17,206 --> 00:20:21,275
my heartfelt gratitude
to you for indulging me.
477
00:20:21,344 --> 00:20:24,689
I have been evasive
long enough.
478
00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:30,137
Today I turn 40 years old!
479
00:20:30,206 --> 00:20:32,655
There, it's out.
480
00:20:32,724 --> 00:20:34,620
I hope you'll still
regard me as part of
481
00:20:34,689 --> 00:20:36,758
your generational demographic.
482
00:20:37,689 --> 00:20:40,482
- What an inspiration.
483
00:20:40,551 --> 00:20:43,137
Now I can bring
my truth to light.
484
00:20:43,206 --> 00:20:47,000
I am proud to say that I
am not Charlotte's sister,
485
00:20:47,068 --> 00:20:51,655
but I am her
fun-loving young aunt.
486
00:20:51,724 --> 00:20:54,862
[chuckles]
- [clears throat]
487
00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:57,137
- Uhh, sure.
Oh, let's go all the way.
488
00:20:57,206 --> 00:20:59,862
I am Charlotte's mother.
489
00:21:02,034 --> 00:21:03,448
- You're my nana?
490
00:21:03,517 --> 00:21:06,034
- Technically, yes, darling.
491
00:21:06,103 --> 00:21:08,689
But we'll come up with
a name for me that
492
00:21:08,758 --> 00:21:11,689
doesn't scream grandmother.
493
00:21:14,793 --> 00:21:17,206
- [stomach gurgles]
Whoa. Here.
494
00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:18,689
- Dede, what's wrong?
495
00:21:18,758 --> 00:21:20,448
You've been sick
the whole time.
496
00:21:20,517 --> 00:21:22,448
- Stu, I'm not sick.
497
00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:24,896
I'm pregnant.
498
00:21:24,965 --> 00:21:26,000
- What?
499
00:21:26,068 --> 00:21:28,000
We're gonna
have another baby?
500
00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:29,793
- I knew it!
- You're having another baby!
501
00:21:29,862 --> 00:21:33,103
- It wasn't the sheep feed,
after all. [laughs]
502
00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:34,931
- Well, that's good timing.
503
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,620
Everyone will be so
absorbed in Didi's big news
504
00:21:37,689 --> 00:21:40,827
that they will forget
what we just confessed.
505
00:21:40,896 --> 00:21:43,275
Won't they?
Mother?
506
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:45,724
- Oh, one can only hope.
507
00:21:45,793 --> 00:21:51,379
But happy birthday,
my dearest only daughter.
508
00:21:51,448 --> 00:21:53,655
[upbeat acoustic music playing]
509
00:21:53,724 --> 00:21:55,586
- Come on, darling.
Work that pioneer dress.
510
00:21:55,655 --> 00:21:57,482
- Hee-hoo!
- Yee-haw!
511
00:21:57,551 --> 00:22:03,206
♪ ♪
512
00:22:03,275 --> 00:22:07,137
- Hurrah, a lucky win for
a most unimpressive baddie.
513
00:22:07,206 --> 00:22:09,827
- I'm just glad you're
not my cousin anymore,
514
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:12,517
'cause I already got
the best there is,
515
00:22:12,586 --> 00:22:15,103
even if he is bald
and toothless.
516
00:22:15,172 --> 00:22:16,482
♪ ♪
517
00:22:16,551 --> 00:22:19,310
- [gasps]
518
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,172
- Simon! Now!
519
00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:24,827
- Oh, I had a little talk
with my new Nana and Grandpa
520
00:22:24,896 --> 00:22:27,000
and told them
everything you did.
521
00:22:27,068 --> 00:22:29,000
It was hilarious.
522
00:22:30,172 --> 00:22:31,517
- Thanks, Angelica.
523
00:22:31,586 --> 00:22:34,724
I guess we're
the onliest cousins again.
524
00:22:34,793 --> 00:22:37,103
- Yep, just and me.
525
00:22:37,172 --> 00:22:39,206
Now, let's get some cake.
526
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,586
But only small pieces
for you babies.
527
00:22:41,655 --> 00:22:43,689
And I get all
the frosted flowers!
528
00:22:43,758 --> 00:22:46,413
And the bunnies!
Don't touch the bunnies!
529
00:22:46,482 --> 00:22:48,172
♪ ♪
530
00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:49,931
[clucks]
[coos]
531
00:22:52,517 --> 00:22:55,310
[upbeat music]
532
00:22:55,379 --> 00:23:02,551
♪ ♪
533
00:23:14,551 --> 00:23:16,103
- Klasky Csupo.
534
00:23:17,655 --> 00:23:21,275
♪ ♪
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