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[drumroll]
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[cheerful electronic music]
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♪ ♪
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- [laughs]
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- [whimpering]
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Uh!
Wah!
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♪ ♪
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- [exclaims]
[frog ribbits]
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[frog croaks]
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- [laughing]
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- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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♪ ♪
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[car horn honks]
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[toy meows]
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- Ta-da!
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- Ah!
- Ugh.
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- [chuckles]
[whistles]
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- Whoa! Ah!
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- [chuckles]
- Aww.
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♪ ♪
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Thanks for watching
the kiddos today, tía.
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Normally I wouldn't ask,
but I have this lunch thing.
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- This "small-business owner
of the year" lunch thing,
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where you'll be awarded
a plaque by the mayor herself
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and you get to give a speech.
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- [groans]
- [laughs]
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- Yeah, public speaking
isn't really my jam.
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Getting kind of sweaty
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just thinking about it.
[sniffs]
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- You know, when she was
only four years old,
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she stood up
in the middle of church,
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and, loud as can be,
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she announces she wasn't
wearing any--
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- And that's why
I don't speak in public.
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Bye, pups.
Have fun.
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♪ ♪
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- [laughs]
Ay, miElizabeth,
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she forgets to eat
when she's nervous.
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Time to prepare
the after-lunch lunch.
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- Nice place you got here,
Phil and Lil.
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Want to show us around?
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- Sure. We'll give you
the extra-special tour.
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- For friends and family.
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Lil, if you please...
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- Over here,
we find the reading couch.
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We sit here with our mommy
until she falls asleep.
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all: Ooh.
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- And then we put her stuff
in here
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so she can play treasure hunt.
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all: Ah.
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- [gasps]
Is that original artwork?
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- Yep, it changes every day
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and it magically
dis-repears every night.
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all: Ooh. Ah.
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- Keep moving.
Lots more to see.
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Presenting...
- Lil and Phil's room.
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- You got two of everything.
- Is that your crib, Phil?
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- Nope. That one.
Can't you tell?
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- So that one's Lil's.
- Nope. We share.
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The other's
for our stuffed "aminals."
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- Who's this one, then?
- Oh, that's Lamby.
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He's special. We "gotted" him
when we was born.
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- So we share he.
It works out perfect.
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♪ ♪
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[both laugh]
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- [groans]
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- Oops. That's okay.
We have more.
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- [gasps]
- [laughs]
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- You do share everything.
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- I has to draw the line
at tostones.
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- [groans]
Have mine.
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It hurts to bite.
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- Ay, ¿qué te pasa, mi'ja?
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Tostones are your favorite.
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Let tía see what's wrong.
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[gasps]
A new tooth.
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Big grown-up girl.
- Huh?
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- Let's get you a cold teether
to chew on, okay, corazón?
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- No new teeth here.
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Still my little Phillipitito.
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♪ ♪
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- Do you see anything?
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- Ooh, there's a huge tooth.
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Oh, wait.
That's a Reptar puff.
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Yeah, you got nothing.
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- Uh, sorry, Phil.
We all looked.
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- [groans] Why would Lil get
a tooth and not me?
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We do everything
at the same time.
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Just ask Wall Giraffe.
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- Maybe Lil was born first.
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- [gasps]
That's it.
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I'm "olderer."
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Oh, that explains everything,
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like how I know more stuffs.
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- What are you talking
about, Lillian?
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- Oh, little Phillip,
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when you're my age,
you'll understand.
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- We're the same.
We've always been together.
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- Then how come I a-member
a long time ago
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when you
weren't "borneded" yet?
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The just Lil days.
- [groans]
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- Oh, the world
was my rooster then.
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- Uh, Lil, there's something
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you might want to see
in this book.
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- Pictures? Of me?
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But I already seen
myself before.
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- Maybe you should look again.
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What if I show you the story
of what your life would've been
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if there never was a Phil?
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- Ah, any story without me
sounds boring,
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unless it's got a pirate cave.
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[gasps]
Ooh, that minds me.
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There's a whole nother room
I didn't show you yet.
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Come on.
[laughter]
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♪ ♪
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- This is what
you wanted to show me?
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Hot chocolate
and mush-mellow-lows.
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- Remember how you and Phil
always share the mush-mellows?
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- Yep. One for me.
One for--
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Wait. Where's Phillip?
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- There is no Phil, just Lil.
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What do you think of that?
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- One more for me.
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I could get used to this
"no Phil" life.
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[gasps]
My favorite.
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Apple-y ladybugs.
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Wait. What's these icky
brown things doing here?
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- Raisins. Those are the dots
on the ladybug.
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- Well, I don't like raisins.
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That why Phil
always eats them for me,
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even though he doesn't
like them either.
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[gasps]
Oh.
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- That's right.
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It was pretty nice
having Phil around, huh?
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- Eh, how bad can they be?
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[camera shutter clicks]
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- Let's turn the page.
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- Welcome to our secret cave.
- Oh.
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It looks like
you come here a lot.
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- Yep.
Best room in the house.
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If you look this way,
you'll see the kitchen.
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- [singing in Spanish]
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- Was something here before?
- Yeah.
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Something exactly my size
but with a bow.
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- Well, we can always, um...
- Put down some cozy pillows?
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- Oh, or more toys.
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- Ooh, I get the seesaw
all to myself.
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This "no Phil" life
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keeps getting "betterer"
and "betterer."
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[groans]
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[pants]
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Hi, Tommy.
Hi, Chuckie.
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- We didn't know
you were at the park.
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- Sorry, Lil.
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- Why are Chuckie and Tommy
acting like that?
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- You'll see soon enough.
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- [gasps]
- Please, it's all yours.
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We know the rules.
- What are you talking about?
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- Hey!
No babies on the slide!
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[both shout]
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- [laughs]
Not you, silly Lilly.
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Go ahead.
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- [laughs]
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- Things are
kind of different, huh?
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- Uh-huh.
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I get to go on the slide first,
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and Angelica's nice to me?
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[gasps] Whoa. This is even
"betterer" than I dreamed.
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Ooh, and without Phillip,
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I get all the sand toys
and the bucket.
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Tommy, Chuckie, wait for me!
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- Sandbox with babies--
you're so funny.
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What are we
playing next, Lilly?
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- Um, Susie,
she's still talking to me.
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Why?
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- Well, without Phil,
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you and Angelica
are "bestest" friends.
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- What? Not "postible,"
even in pretend life.
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- Huh, huh?
- [gasps] Quackie.
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- "Bestest" friends
dress alike.
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Say "ice cream
with sprinkles on top."
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- Ice cream
with sprinkles on top.
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- What Angelica said.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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- All right, move it out.
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Careful. Careful.
Little more that way.
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- Oh!
- Watch the hoofs.
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Yeah, Stripey will fill
that empty space.
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Now, what else?
Aha.
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- Nope, not this one.
Definitely not.
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Why do grown-ups always
take pictures of kids
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with pa'sghetti on our heads.
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- I want to see Phil.
Show me Phil.
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- All right. Get ready.
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- Oh, there's Phil.
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Oh, now everything's
the same as before.
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- I know.
He looks like Phil.
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But nothing is the same.
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- Oh, Susie,
I think I know my own brother.
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Phil, am I glad to see you.
- Huh?
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Do I know you?
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- [chuckles]
That's not funny, Phillip.
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- My name isn't Phillip.
It's Willip.
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Who are you?
- I'm your twin, remember?
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We love all the same things--
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mud, frogs, diapie waffles.
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Here, try this.
- Ew, gross.
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I'm not into diapie waffles
or sharing.
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- What about Lamby, huh?
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Or "favoritest"
stuffed "aminal"
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we "gotted" when we was born.
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- I never heard of anyone
named Lamby.
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This is Oscar,
and he's all mine.
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I'm pretty sure my mommy
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would've told me
if I had a twin.
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- Your mommy is my mommy.
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Where is she?
She'll know me.
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- Go ahead.
She's over there.
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- Let's go, Phil.
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- Uh, it's Will.
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- Well, hello, there, sweetie.
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Wow.
You two could almost be twins.
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[chuckles]
We got to go, buddy.
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It's ice cream time,
and you're driving.
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- Nice meeting you.
- Huh?
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- See you, uh, probably never.
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- You're leaving?
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Well, can't you stay
and play with me?
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- Ah, we got nothing in common.
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- Ready, Will?
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- Phil and Mommy
are getting ice cream
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and having fun without me.
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♪ ♪
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[gasps]
Where am I?
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Where's Phil?
Is he there, too?
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- That's up to you.
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- I want Phil
in all the pictures.
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[cries]
Please, Susie, take me back.
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Take me back.
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[crying]
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Phil, it's me, Lil.
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I'm not "bestest" friends
with Angelica,
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and I don't want
two mush-mellow-lows,
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and I don't like Oscar.
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I like Lamby
'cause he's ours.
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Here.
- Uh, okay.
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Thanks.
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Who's this Oscar?
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- They're doing fine.
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- Hey, pups.
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- Ooh, and Lillian has
a new tooth.
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Is that...?
255
00:11:10,034 --> 00:11:13,310
Elizabeth,
Phillip has new hair.
256
00:11:13,379 --> 00:11:16,517
He's growing up so fast.
- [laughs]
257
00:11:16,586 --> 00:11:20,034
- New hairs, huh?
You know what that means.
258
00:11:20,103 --> 00:11:22,793
Say "hello"
to your older brother.
259
00:11:22,862 --> 00:11:24,793
- Well, back to the book.
260
00:11:24,862 --> 00:11:27,137
Sit it down, Phil.
261
00:11:34,517 --> 00:11:37,413
[eerie electronic music]
262
00:11:37,482 --> 00:11:40,068
♪ ♪
263
00:11:40,137 --> 00:11:41,620
- All right, sprouts.
264
00:11:41,689 --> 00:11:44,586
Tonight's dining experience
is out of this world.
265
00:11:44,655 --> 00:11:48,413
Inspired by night 15 of the
cross-country motorcycle trip
266
00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:50,137
I took my first year
out of college,
267
00:11:50,206 --> 00:11:53,862
welcome
to Moonlight Burrito Night.
268
00:11:53,931 --> 00:11:55,517
Randy, fair warning--
269
00:11:55,586 --> 00:11:58,241
this burrito
just might change your life.
270
00:11:58,310 --> 00:12:00,965
- Hey, same goes
for my Galactiscope 9000.
271
00:12:01,034 --> 00:12:02,482
It's so powerful,
272
00:12:02,551 --> 00:12:04,965
you might even see
the other side of the moon.
273
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:07,965
- Then this'll be a night
for the ages.
274
00:12:08,034 --> 00:12:11,310
- Grandpa, what's so special
about that side of the moon?
275
00:12:11,379 --> 00:12:13,137
Isn't it just like this one?
276
00:12:13,206 --> 00:12:16,827
- We don't know, daffodil.
That's the mystery.
277
00:12:16,896 --> 00:12:18,620
No one's ever seen it.
278
00:12:18,689 --> 00:12:22,310
- Well, according
to "Telescope Man," issue 625,
279
00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:25,896
that side hides all the answers
of the universe.
280
00:12:25,965 --> 00:12:28,896
- All the answers
of the universe.
281
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,586
Ooh.
282
00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:33,034
Thanks, Mr. Susie's Daddy.
283
00:12:33,103 --> 00:12:34,448
- That's the same issue
where he does battle
284
00:12:34,517 --> 00:12:36,482
with zombie Galileo,
so you got to take it
285
00:12:36,551 --> 00:12:38,206
with a grain of salt.
[chuckles]
286
00:12:38,275 --> 00:12:40,413
Looks like Spike's doing battle
with your lawn right now.
287
00:12:40,482 --> 00:12:42,103
- Ah, he's fine.
288
00:12:42,172 --> 00:12:45,206
We all get a free pass to act a
little funky under a full moon.
289
00:12:45,275 --> 00:12:48,758
Now, watch and learn the magic
290
00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:51,931
of the Moonlight Burrito.
291
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,448
- Hey, Angelica,
why are you doing that?
292
00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:57,448
- Duh, hamster head!
293
00:12:57,517 --> 00:13:01,827
I'm gonna hit the moon and
spin it to see the other side!
294
00:13:01,896 --> 00:13:03,448
[toy squeaks]
- [Spike pants]
295
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,793
- You're gonna need
a bigger squeaky toy.
296
00:13:05,862 --> 00:13:07,344
- Well, I'm not giving up,
297
00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:09,689
'cause knowing
the answers of the universe
298
00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:13,620
is gonna make me the most
powerful person in the world.
299
00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:15,000
all: Huh?
- [groans]
300
00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:17,137
It's like you were born
last weekend.
301
00:13:17,206 --> 00:13:19,724
If you know it all,
you rule it all.
302
00:13:19,793 --> 00:13:21,758
- But couldn't you just
fly to the moon
303
00:13:21,827 --> 00:13:23,172
and see it for yourself?
304
00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:25,862
- Or you babies
could fly me there.
305
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:29,206
I'll even let you have,
say, one moon answer apiece.
306
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:30,862
- [gasps]
Seeing the moon up close
307
00:13:30,931 --> 00:13:32,482
is good enough for me.
308
00:13:32,551 --> 00:13:36,758
- I'm gonna ask how much the
ocean is made out of fish spit.
309
00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:40,310
- I'm gonna ask
why bananas aren't sparkly.
310
00:13:40,379 --> 00:13:43,310
What a missed oppor-toot-ity.
311
00:13:43,379 --> 00:13:45,034
- Well, what are you
waiting for?
312
00:13:45,103 --> 00:13:48,448
Go pull the spaceship around
while I get my bags checkered.
313
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:52,275
- Uh, are we sure
we want to help Angelica
314
00:13:52,344 --> 00:13:54,724
find all the answers
of the universe?
315
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,275
Whoa!
[grunts]
316
00:13:56,344 --> 00:13:59,482
She's already
pretty "powderful."
317
00:13:59,551 --> 00:14:00,965
- Normally, no,
318
00:14:01,034 --> 00:14:03,482
but I've always wanted
to learn how to speak duck,
319
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,379
and I'm pretty sure
this is my only chance.
320
00:14:06,448 --> 00:14:09,172
- I call dibs on the best seat.
[grunts]
321
00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:10,862
- [grunts]
322
00:14:10,931 --> 00:14:14,655
♪ ♪
323
00:14:14,724 --> 00:14:18,448
[engines roar]
324
00:14:18,517 --> 00:14:20,620
[device beeping]
325
00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:23,172
- How do you find
the Cynthia show on this thing?
326
00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:24,448
- [gasps]
- Whoa.
327
00:14:24,517 --> 00:14:26,862
- That star dog looks
just like Spikey.
328
00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:28,275
- [gasps]
- Phillip!
329
00:14:28,344 --> 00:14:30,965
Your elbow is
on my side of the chair!
330
00:14:31,034 --> 00:14:34,172
- Nuh-uh, just looks like
'cause I gots bigger elbows.
331
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,172
- Bigger elbows over there.
- Hey!
332
00:14:36,241 --> 00:14:37,724
- You--
[alarm blares]
333
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,689
- Phil, Lil,
watch where you're flying.
334
00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:42,551
- We're gonna get
smooshed into bits!
335
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,586
- It's Phillip's elbow's fault.
336
00:14:44,655 --> 00:14:47,724
- Sure, blame it
on the big elbows, every time.
337
00:14:47,793 --> 00:14:51,172
all: Whoa!
338
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,137
[indistinct shouting]
- Look out!
339
00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:55,931
- Incoming!
[Spike barks]
340
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,965
[Spike panting]
341
00:14:58,034 --> 00:15:00,344
[all sigh]
- This isn't playtime.
342
00:15:00,413 --> 00:15:02,206
We've got a mission
to complete.
343
00:15:02,275 --> 00:15:03,586
Step on it, Phil and Lil.
344
00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:06,862
- Guys, let's really think
about this.
345
00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:10,379
Is it so bad that the moon
is hiding all the answers?
346
00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:13,517
- Of course it's bad.
I'm Angelica Pickles.
347
00:15:13,586 --> 00:15:15,241
Nobody hides answers from me.
348
00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:17,379
I'm a-posed
to know everything.
349
00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:19,482
- But you don't know everything
about me.
350
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:22,482
I got lots of stuff
I never told any of you guys.
351
00:15:22,551 --> 00:15:26,172
- You've been keeping secrets
from us, Finster?
352
00:15:26,241 --> 00:15:28,413
Spill them.
- What? No.
353
00:15:28,482 --> 00:15:30,241
They're not secrets.
354
00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:32,517
They're just stuffs
I never said
355
00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:37,034
'cause--I don't know--
I never thought about it.
356
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,586
- Well, I'll just make
the moon tell me everything
357
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:42,000
you ever thought
in your whole little life.
358
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:43,965
- You're not being nice,
Angelica.
359
00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:45,620
- Yeah.
360
00:15:45,689 --> 00:15:48,413
Chuckie doesn't have to tell us
whatever he doesn't want to.
361
00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:50,689
- Fine. Fine.
I'll be in the lounge.
362
00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:52,793
They better have mango juice
on this spaceship.
363
00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:54,000
And, Phil and Lil,
364
00:15:54,068 --> 00:15:56,034
for the sake
of all things moldy,
365
00:15:56,103 --> 00:15:58,379
keep us on course.
366
00:15:58,448 --> 00:16:02,275
- Oh, man, that smells good.
367
00:16:02,344 --> 00:16:04,379
Thanks, Lou.
- Ah, ah, ah.
368
00:16:04,448 --> 00:16:06,620
The sacred art of perfecting
the Moonlight Burrito
369
00:16:06,689 --> 00:16:09,068
calls for a sprinkle
of paprika
370
00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:13,103
and then some pretty patterns--
happy little swirls.
371
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,586
- Huh, a burrito comb.
372
00:16:14,655 --> 00:16:18,206
That is a burrito-only comb,
correct?
373
00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:23,379
[wiper squeaking]
374
00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:26,551
- My rocket thrusters
are at full boost.
375
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:28,206
- [gasps]
- Hey, Finster!
376
00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:31,862
I've been thinking, and
I'll give you one more chance.
377
00:16:31,931 --> 00:16:35,862
Is there anything you want to
tell me before the moon does,
378
00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:39,344
like secrets
you've been keeping about me?
379
00:16:39,413 --> 00:16:41,068
- Quit asking, Angelica.
380
00:16:41,137 --> 00:16:44,000
Can't we just get our answers
from the moon and go home?
381
00:16:44,068 --> 00:16:45,758
- [scoffs]
Oh, Susie,
382
00:16:45,827 --> 00:16:48,344
you didn't really think
I'd let any of you babies
383
00:16:48,413 --> 00:16:49,965
get the answers, did you?
384
00:16:50,034 --> 00:16:51,310
- I'm sorry.
What, now?
385
00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:52,862
- Should've saw this coming.
386
00:16:52,931 --> 00:16:55,793
- If I'm gonna be the most
powerful person in the world,
387
00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:58,310
I got to keep all the answers
to myself,
388
00:16:58,379 --> 00:17:02,517
but I'll give you answers
for a cookie.
389
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,758
All of the babies
of the playground
390
00:17:04,827 --> 00:17:07,103
will have to come to me
with their questions.
391
00:17:07,172 --> 00:17:11,206
- You know, we don't have
to fly this ship to the moon.
392
00:17:11,275 --> 00:17:13,241
- You "readed" my mind.
393
00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:15,413
[device beeping]
394
00:17:17,689 --> 00:17:20,310
- And they'll all have
to pay me with a cookie.
395
00:17:20,379 --> 00:17:22,413
One cookie for every answer.
[alarm blares]
396
00:17:22,482 --> 00:17:24,000
[both gasp]
397
00:17:24,068 --> 00:17:27,310
♪ ♪
398
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:31,448
[all screaming]
399
00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:41,000
- Mm. Hey, Lou, that burrito
looks delicious and done.
400
00:17:41,068 --> 00:17:42,172
[acoustic guitar strums]
401
00:17:42,241 --> 00:17:44,758
- It's so close,
I can almost taste it.
402
00:17:44,827 --> 00:17:48,551
♪ Black bean sizzlin'
in the pale moonlight ♪
403
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:51,862
♪ Makin' harmony
with the rice and cheese ♪
404
00:17:51,931 --> 00:17:53,827
- Don't tease me, Lou.
405
00:17:53,896 --> 00:17:57,758
- ♪ It's gonna be
a special night ♪
406
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,896
♪ It's gonna be
a special night ♪
407
00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:03,551
♪ I said, black bean sizzlin'
in the... ♪
408
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:05,482
[Spike groans contentedly]
409
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:08,344
♪ ♪
410
00:18:08,413 --> 00:18:09,827
- [grunts]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
411
00:18:09,896 --> 00:18:11,931
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Ooh!
412
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,137
- That's it!
413
00:18:13,206 --> 00:18:15,413
I should've expected less
of you babies.
414
00:18:15,482 --> 00:18:17,103
- Angelica,
where are you going?
415
00:18:17,172 --> 00:18:20,034
- Ha! I'd tell you,
but you know the deal.
416
00:18:20,103 --> 00:18:21,793
No cookie, no answer.
417
00:18:21,862 --> 00:18:23,344
[laughs]
418
00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:29,827
♪ ♪
419
00:18:29,896 --> 00:18:31,689
[babies scream]
420
00:18:31,758 --> 00:18:33,310
[beeps]
421
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:36,172
- Whoa.
Everyone okay?
422
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,000
- Better than awful, I guess.
423
00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:40,068
- We got to stop Angelica.
424
00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:42,896
Come on, Bottlestar, power up.
425
00:18:42,965 --> 00:18:44,206
- Wait a second.
426
00:18:44,275 --> 00:18:46,482
Angelica said
the more you know,
427
00:18:46,551 --> 00:18:48,655
the more power you have.
428
00:18:48,724 --> 00:18:52,758
So, if I tell you the stuffs
I never told you,
429
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:55,413
maybe it'll give us more power?
430
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:58,310
- I knew he'd be
the first to crack.
431
00:18:58,379 --> 00:19:00,103
- Um, I like tuna fish
432
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,103
better than peanut butter
and jelly combined.
433
00:19:02,172 --> 00:19:04,379
[all gasp]
- Whoa.
434
00:19:04,448 --> 00:19:07,206
- I never "knowed" that.
My turn.
435
00:19:07,275 --> 00:19:09,896
I buried a little dump truck
436
00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:12,068
so I could grow
a dump-truck tree.
437
00:19:12,137 --> 00:19:14,724
- I can run faster
than my puppy Foster
438
00:19:14,793 --> 00:19:17,724
when I pretend
I'm made of lightning.
439
00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:20,689
- I "inventeded" the color
called "greeple."
440
00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:23,793
- When I grow up,
I'm gonna be a woodchuck.
441
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,517
- And I'm really good
at opening stuff--
442
00:19:25,586 --> 00:19:27,655
snappy stuff, twisty stuff.
443
00:19:27,724 --> 00:19:29,655
- Can you open
this tubey cheese?
444
00:19:29,724 --> 00:19:33,310
I been trying forever.
445
00:19:33,379 --> 00:19:34,758
- I got it!
- Nice!
446
00:19:34,827 --> 00:19:37,137
Tubey cheese for everyone!
447
00:19:37,206 --> 00:19:41,137
- No, I mean, I know how to
get us out of this space hole.
448
00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:48,068
♪ ♪
449
00:19:50,206 --> 00:19:53,931
- Aw, that was perfectly good
tubey cheese.
450
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,137
- Let it go, Phillip.
Let it go.
451
00:19:57,206 --> 00:19:59,344
♪ ♪
452
00:19:59,413 --> 00:20:02,482
- Hey, dog star.
453
00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:05,344
- [sniffing]
454
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,379
[barks]
- Whoa.
455
00:20:06,448 --> 00:20:08,413
- It worked.
- Spikey.
456
00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:11,517
- Spike to the rescue.
- My tubey cheese.
457
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:14,586
[engine roars]
458
00:20:14,655 --> 00:20:16,172
- We're too far away.
459
00:20:16,241 --> 00:20:18,172
- Susie, pretend you're made
of lightning.
460
00:20:18,241 --> 00:20:19,586
- You got it.
461
00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:21,448
- [laughs]
- Hey.
462
00:20:21,517 --> 00:20:22,965
- Fast, fast, fast.
463
00:20:23,034 --> 00:20:25,344
- Don't even think
about it, babies.
464
00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:28,344
♪ ♪
465
00:20:28,413 --> 00:20:31,103
- [gasps]
- Whoa!
466
00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:34,931
[Tommy screams, all grunt]
467
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,655
- You babies
should've thought twice
468
00:20:36,724 --> 00:20:37,827
before you tried to stop me,
469
00:20:37,896 --> 00:20:39,793
and a cookie's
not gonna cut it.
470
00:20:39,862 --> 00:20:43,172
If you ever want an answer,
I want a whole birthday cake
471
00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:46,241
with extra frosting
and two kinds of ice cream.
472
00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:49,758
- You can make us give you
all the treats in the world,
473
00:20:49,827 --> 00:20:52,758
but we'll always know
the truth about you.
474
00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:55,827
- The truth will be what I say
it is, Susie Carmichael.
475
00:20:55,896 --> 00:20:58,931
Now, telescope,
show me the other side.
476
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,862
Show me the answers
that'll give me
477
00:21:00,931 --> 00:21:02,827
all the power of the universe.
478
00:21:04,275 --> 00:21:06,413
[screams]
479
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:07,724
I've seen too much.
480
00:21:07,793 --> 00:21:09,862
No wonder the moon
only shows its one side.
481
00:21:09,931 --> 00:21:11,896
The universe can keep
its dumb answers.
482
00:21:11,965 --> 00:21:15,034
I'll get my powers
some other way.
483
00:21:15,103 --> 00:21:16,448
- [chuckles]
484
00:21:16,517 --> 00:21:18,241
- Ah, a few more minutes
for reflection.
485
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:19,689
- What?
486
00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:22,275
- Kidding.
Bon appétit.
487
00:21:22,344 --> 00:21:24,000
- [scarfs] Mmm.
488
00:21:24,068 --> 00:21:26,931
Oh, I can taste
the song you sang
489
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,931
and the paprika
you combed over.
490
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,724
Ooh, I feel the moonlight.
Oh, the mystery.
491
00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:33,896
Lou, how did you do that?
492
00:21:33,965 --> 00:21:35,413
[moaning]
493
00:21:35,482 --> 00:21:37,448
- Happy
Moonlight Burrito Night,
494
00:21:37,517 --> 00:21:39,896
my friend.
495
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,965
- I wonder what answers
Angelica "learneded"
496
00:21:43,034 --> 00:21:45,241
that made her
run away like that.
497
00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:48,758
- Maybe someday when we're
older, we'll know, or not.
498
00:21:48,827 --> 00:21:51,413
I think there's lots of stuff
in the universe
499
00:21:51,482 --> 00:21:53,793
that we'll just
never understand.
500
00:21:53,862 --> 00:21:58,275
- I'm looking at it right now.
- Huh?
501
00:21:58,344 --> 00:22:01,103
- Spike saved us
some tubey cheese.
502
00:22:01,172 --> 00:22:03,000
- You know you want some.
503
00:22:03,068 --> 00:22:07,620
♪ ♪
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