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[drumroll]
[cheerful music]
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- [grunts]
[giggles and coos]
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- [laughs]
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- [whimpering]
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- [laughing]
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- [yelps]
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* *
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- Ah!
[frog croaks]
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- [laughing]
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- [screaming]
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* *
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[horn honking]
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- Tada!
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- Ah!
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- [laughing]
[whistles]
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- Whoa!
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Ah!
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- Oh.
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* *
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* *
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[joyful organ plays]
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- Yummy.
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Pollen for breakfast.
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- No offense, bee,
but I'd rather have pancakes.
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- Not me.
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I'd drink tons of flower water
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if only I could fly.
[grunts]
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- Of all the bumble-brains
in all the world,
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I get stuck with you babies.
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- Aw, thanks, Angelica.
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* *
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- Barry. Eve.
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You were in
my Earth Science class.
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Remember when we covered
colony collapse disorder?
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- Specifically?
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No.
- I do.
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The colony, the hero
of the digestive system,
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connects the small intestine
to the--
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- Almost.
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Okay, not even close.
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But today, you have
a front row seat to watch me
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make a video about the wonder
of Apis mellifera,
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the common honeybee!
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Boom.
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Opening line!
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Here's my director.
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- Babe!
It's my first time.
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Be patient.
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- No worries, honey.
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It was a long journey
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from humble birth
to my final act:
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making this honey that goes
on your toast every morning.
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- Cut!
- Too sad?
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- It's perfect!
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I just wanna get some
honey sticks for the kids
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before they sell out.
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Be sure to stay in character.
[chuckles]
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- [laughs]
Bee... classic.
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- Have fun playing, kids!
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- Err...
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[grunts]
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- Play up the drama.
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This is for teenagers.
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I won't lie.
Workers bees did all the work
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while the drones just--
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- The beehive is a metaphor
for high school?
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Genius!
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Okay.
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We may have hung out
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in different parts
of the honeycomb,
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but we had one thing in common:
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we all served the queen,
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the queen bee!
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- Serve the queen.
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Hey, babies!
Forget that butterfly.
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Let's have a honey feast.
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- We love honey.
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- Where'd you get that,
Angelica?
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- From over there.
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Didn't you all get
a honey stick too?
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- If we did,
would we be asking you?
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- Good point, Susie Carmichael.
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I know a way
we could all get honey:
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by serving the queen.
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[royal music]
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Behold, bay-bees,
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the fanciest, queenliest,
honey court in the land.
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- I already have questions.
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- [buzzes]
I buzz too?
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Best day ever!
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- [whimpers]
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[screams]
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It's the red tricycle disaster
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all over again!
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[all screaming]
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- [laughs]
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Yes! Dance! Dance for me!
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[all grunt]
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Now for the rules
of the royal court.
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You itch my wings,
I itch yours.
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Meaning, as long as you all
fulfill your duties,
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your queen, me,
will give you honey.
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- We do want honey, Angelica.
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But you don't ever,
uh, really, um...
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- Play by the rules.
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- [buzzes]
Buzz.
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Stinger works.
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Where would you like me
to fly first, Queen Angelica?
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- That's the attitude
we're rewarding!
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Here, Phil.
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[musical chimes]
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- [exhales]
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Oh, sorry.
Did you want some?
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- That's okay, Phil.
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We'll get our own honey.
Right, Queen Angelica?
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- Yup!
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But first, you, Phil, and Susie
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fly across the land
and collect nectar,
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'cause you're worker bees.
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Chuckie and Lil, you're drones.
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You get to stay
in the royal court
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and listen to me talk all day.
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- Okay, worker bees, buzz off,
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and don't spill any nectar
on the way back.
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[buzzing verbally
and physically]
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- Uh, does it seem like these
pictures of Queen Angelica
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are watching us?
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- Bzzz...
[playful vocals]
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Ah!
[buzzes]
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[buzzing verbally
and physically]
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- Every day, my buddies
and I did the waggle.
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It may look like
just another awesome dance,
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but it was how we communicated
where to find nectar.
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Can bees get a high five?
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- Crushin' it, babe!
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- Here, Queen Angelica.
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Now your footsies can rest.
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- You learn fast,
Lilith-in-Waiting.
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Jester Finster!
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The court grows restless.
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Sing for me.
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- Me? I can't sing.
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- What about that time you
singed the "Reptar-in-Space"
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song to me, when I felled
and hurted my toe?
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- I'm no fan of the big, green
dinosaur, but it might amuse.
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Go.
- [clears throat]
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* Way up past the stars *
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* Farther out than Mars *
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* Roaring with his dino face *
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* Trying to save
the human race *
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* He's Reptar *
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* Reptar in space *
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[door opens]
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[playful music]
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[all grunt]
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- [laughs]
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* *
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Ah.
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- Well,
you've had your nectar.
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A lot of nectar.
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Can we have our honey now?
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- [giggling]
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Phillip, it looks like
a orange 'sploded
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all over your face.
- [buzzing]
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- You dare steal
from the crown?
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- Only a sip of nectar.
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Dancin' is thirsty work.
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- It's your job to do
the waddle dance,
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just like it's my job
to be queen.
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Now you worker bees
betrayed your queen.
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So you need to go
get more nectar.
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Your reward will go
to Lady Lilith instead.
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[buzzing]
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[dramatic music]
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Jester Finster,
the court is tense.
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Entertain me.
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[trumpet fanfare]
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- I will now juggle
for the court.
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[circus music]
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[whimpers and groans]
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- The things the queen
has to put up with.
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Go practice,
and don't come back
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until you can juggle
five bowling balls,
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and a rubber chicken!
- [grunts]
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- [buzzing]
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- [laughing]
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Lady Lilith was just telling me
the funniest story.
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[laughing]
Susie, you're in it.
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[laughing]
- What's she talkin' about?
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- I just told about the time
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when you was playing leap frog,
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and you jumped
in Spikey's bowl,
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and you got your socks
all soggy.
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- Lil! You are supposed
to remember to forget that.
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- Lady Lilith
has no secrets from me,
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especially when I need
to be entertained.
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My nectar, please.
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- We couldn't find anymore,
Queen Angelica.
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- Unacceptable!
Look harder,
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and don't come back
till you got it!
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[growls]
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[buzzing]
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- I'm starting to think
Queen Angelica
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is never gonna give us
that honey.
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We need to go find some
for ourselves.
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- We'll find what ourselves?
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- The honey from the b--
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[buzzing]
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[somber music]
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- What's going on?
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The queen must know all.
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- Oh, but there's nothing
to tell.
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They're just going to go
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find some honey, and--
[gasps]
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[suspenseful music]
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- I just heard
from a little bee
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that you're trying
to steal my honey.
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- It's not your honey.
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It's for everyone
in the beehive,
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and unlike you,
we were going to share.
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- Rules are rules.
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Lucky for you,
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I only got
one more job for you.
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- Here is the fruits
of our labor:
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the honeycomb.
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[royal music]
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- Get me that honeycomb!
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We'll feast for days.
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- But that belongs
to other bees.
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- Oh, in that case,
we'll just forget about it.
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- Really?
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- Of course not!
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Go get it!
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Lady Lilith...
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- [buzzing]
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[all buzzing]
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- This has gone too far.
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We need a queen
who protects us,
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and looks out for us,
not bosses us around.
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- [grunts]
both: Whew.
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- Queen Angelica told me
to learn how to juggle.
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[chuckles]
I'm just gonna hide here
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until her reign is over.
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- [grunts]
[all gasp]
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Um, I'm sorry
about all those things
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I told to Queen Angelica.
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I was just trying to be
a good lady-in-wasting.
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- It's okay, Lil.
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Angelica trickeded the stories
out of you.
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- But now it's our turn.
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I need you to tell
one more story.
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* *
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- Queen Angelica, the worker
bees are planning
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to steal your crown,
and make Susie the queen.
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- [screams] What?
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Those bay-bees think they know
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how to run a royal court
better than me?
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Ah!
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- It's time
for the queen to inspect
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the royal dirt,
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and make sure
there's no wormies or bugs.
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- Must I?
This feels beneath me.
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- Unless you don't wanna do
your duties anymore,
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and give up the throne.
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There. All clean.
What else?
266
00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,400
- Your Pie-ness,
267
00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:02,302
I have a new act to show you.
268
00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:07,607
I am going to juggle
two pudding cups, and uh, uh,
269
00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:08,809
a jelly donut.
270
00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:12,145
[circus music]
271
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,248
- You almost hit my crown.
272
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:18,618
New rule: no juggling.
Are we finished here?
273
00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:21,188
- Just one more thing,
Queen Angelica.
274
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:24,958
You need to pick
the official royal buzz.
275
00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:25,759
Phil?
276
00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,728
- [buzzing]
277
00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:28,962
How 'bout this one?
278
00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:32,499
[buzzes]
279
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:33,934
Or this one?
280
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,803
Buzz!
281
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,537
- Stop!
[grunts]
282
00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,306
This is none of my beeswax.
283
00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,842
Take these. I quit!
284
00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:44,144
- The queen bee is important.
285
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:47,147
But she's nothing
without the other bees.
286
00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:50,550
From now on,
we all sit on the throne.
287
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:54,054
Share the work and the rewards.
288
00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:57,424
[laughter]
289
00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:00,093
- With our queen happy
and our jobs complete,
290
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,295
we bask in the glow
of our honey,
291
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:07,167
for the rest of our short,
but meaningful, lives.
292
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,201
Peace out.
293
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,569
- That's a wrap!
294
00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:12,372
This movie is going
straight to the festivals.
295
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:15,342
- Wow, I wonder what else
we missed in high school.
296
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,244
- Tragic bees!
297
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:18,345
- Bees.
298
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:19,747
What's so great
about 'em anyway?
299
00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:20,814
[screams]
300
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:21,982
It hurt me!
- Hey.
301
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,885
Angelica's doing
the waddle dance.
302
00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:29,022
[laughter]
- I was once your queen!
303
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,360
[cheerful music]
304
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,494
[pop music]
305
00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:36,063
- Mommy, Daddy.
306
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,931
Why do I have
to have a playdate?
307
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,466
I didn't ask for one.
308
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,803
- Well, princess, your teachers
have strongly suggested
309
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:45,238
that we have you socialize
with friends,
310
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,007
[muttering]
now that window's still open.
311
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:49,009
- But why Begley?
He's so annoying.
312
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,779
- You do realize
I'm already here?
313
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,613
- I know.
Awkward.
314
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,082
- Councilperson Pickles,
315
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:58,351
do I detect a burled walnut
veneer on the dash?
316
00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,954
It really brings out
the red seats.
317
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:04,157
- That is exactly why
I went for this model.
318
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,795
You have quite an eye
for detail, Begley.
319
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,296
Best playdate ever.
320
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,331
- [grunts]
321
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,033
[tires squeal]
322
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,835
Mommy,
can you please set your phone
323
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,804
to play the livestream
Cynthia giveaway?
324
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,238
- Already have, darling.
325
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:20,173
I even programmed
a custom alert:
326
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,975
- * Cynthia,
she's a really cool dancer *
327
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,144
- [gasps]
My favorite!
328
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:28,315
Cynthia's workout, 1999,
grand-jam remix.
329
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,284
- I was about to say that,
Begley Snodgrass.
330
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,220
You'll come to get me
when the song plays, right?
331
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,922
Because I'll have to call
right away.
332
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,589
That prize is mine!
333
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,926
- Isn't it pretty to think so?
334
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,128
I already reserved
the perfect spot for it
335
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,263
in my Cynthia collection.
- [sighs]
336
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,732
- But I do not have
access to a phone.
337
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:46,934
- Ha!
338
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,268
- Why don't you two
work together,
339
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,871
and then you can share
the prize.
340
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,840
Didi, nice!
341
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,307
New shoes, new you?
342
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,742
- Oh!
[chuckling] No.
343
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:59,512
This box is for our first
annual phone-free barbeque.
344
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,883
Phones go in here
for the afternoon.
345
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,618
- [laughs]
346
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,087
Phone-free?
347
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,889
That's an adorable idea.
348
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,523
But we're adults.
349
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,860
[quirky music]
350
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:15,462
- How are we gonna win anything
without your mother's phone?
351
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:16,864
- Relax.
352
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:19,566
If there's one thing I know
about my mommy,
353
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,870
is that she will never, no how,
no way, put her phone
354
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,237
in that box.
355
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,606
- Phone-free friend time
is huge
356
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,776
in my
online parenting community.
357
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,311
- Maybe we should try it.
358
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:36,016
Set a good "socialization"
example for you-know-who.
359
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,550
- [sighs]
360
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,786
* *
361
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:42,055
- Jonathan, stop.
If you're trying to reach me,
362
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,456
I have fallen down
a rabbit hole
363
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,559
into a past century where
there are no phones. Stop.
364
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,096
Also, no escape. End.
365
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,999
[suspenseful music]
366
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,033
- [gasps]
367
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,501
* *
368
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,938
- So Didi and I got this
croquet set as a wedding gift.
369
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,239
- Yeah, I knew you two
didn't need
370
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,308
another chillable salad bowl.
371
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,776
- * Some of us respect
the registry. *
372
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,078
- Oh, good.
373
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,580
We're finally taking
that out of the box.
374
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,216
[quirky music]
375
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,418
- Well, I'll take
the first swing.
376
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:15,488
- Randy, remember it's a casual
backyard game with friends.
377
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:16,756
He was on a super-competitive
378
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:19,659
croquet-acapella team
in college, okay?
379
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,094
- The Tricky Wickets,
380
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,196
undefeated
in standing room only.
381
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,432
Thank you.
382
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,968
- Cynthia, I have to figure out
how to win that prize.
383
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,102
But I'm stuck with Begley.
384
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,371
- Still right here.
385
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:34,407
Angelica,
maybe we should work together,
386
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:38,111
like a couple of resourceful,
exceptionally smart--
387
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,379
- Babies!
388
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,747
- That's not where
I was going with it.
389
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,482
But assuming you're using
the word affectionally,
390
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:43,350
then yes.
391
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,517
- No.
- Ah!
392
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,286
- I'm talking
about actual babies.
393
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,387
Over there!
394
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:48,688
They're small and innocent.
395
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,958
They can get into
all the good hiding places.
396
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,060
They're perfect.
- Hmm.
397
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:56,163
I have never
encountered one up close.
398
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,231
Are they safe?
399
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,968
- As long as
you don't show fear.
400
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,003
Babies, Begley.
401
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,337
Begley, babies.
402
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,506
- Hiya, Begley.
- Welcome to Tommy's house!
403
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,375
- Nice to meet you.
- Howdy.
404
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,343
- I like your jacket.
405
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,113
- Oh, they're not so bad.
406
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,514
What's the catch?
407
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,283
- Just let me do the talking.
408
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,618
We have a fun adventure
for you babies.
409
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,787
Me and Begley
have to win this contest,
410
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,356
where they're giving away
a special Cynthia prize,
411
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,524
and that means--
412
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,159
- This prize is actually
413
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,828
a one-of-a-kind
collector's patch.
414
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:31,898
It first appeared on Boarding
School Cynthia, circa--
415
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:34,067
- Too much information.
Keep it simple.
416
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,368
Listen, babies.
417
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,404
Aunt Didi hid a box full
of the grown-ups' phones,
418
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,172
and you've got
to help us find it.
419
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,141
- Um, why, Angelica?
420
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,609
- Because I said so,
that's why!
421
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,077
- Okay.
- Works for me.
422
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,412
- I'm not doing anything.
423
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,614
- Wanna hear me burp?
[belches]
424
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,550
- Phillip, we have a guest.
425
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:54,021
- You just gotta speak
their language.
426
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,589
[playful music]
427
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,591
- What about these, Angelica?
428
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,560
- Old phones sure are ugly.
429
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,695
Wouldn't you know it?
Screen's broken.
430
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:05,032
Keep looking!
- [laughing]
431
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,299
- Excuse me.
432
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,268
Did somebody say
it was play time?
433
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,403
- No, but look at this stuff!
434
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,239
How can we not play with it?
435
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,675
- We have to find those phones
for Cynthia's sake.
436
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,777
Can't you see
she's heartbroken?
437
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:19,846
- She doesn't look so sad
to me.
438
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,615
- She keeps it all inside.
But believe me.
439
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,085
She really, really,
wants to win this prize.
440
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,387
Wouldn't you do anything
to get something special
441
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,156
for your bestest friends?
442
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:32,325
Like Reptar or Teddy or
your pointy-nosed fish, Susie?
443
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,427
Or that drooly snake
with no name?
444
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,428
- Sure.
- Of course.
445
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,697
- Drooly Snake is his name.
446
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:41,234
- Well, that's how I feel about
my bestest friend, Cynthia.
447
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,636
Now back to work!
[all scream]
448
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,439
- [chuckles nervously]
449
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:50,643
* *
450
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,079
Amazing.
451
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,481
The skill...the precision...
452
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,949
how do you get them
to listen to you?
453
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,486
- I've been training
these babies for years.
454
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,753
- Found 'em.
455
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,155
- Yeah!
- What?
456
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,856
This is no time for cookies!
457
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,293
Stick to the plan!
Find the phones.
458
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,927
- Now what do we do?
459
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,763
- Chuckie, you gots to put
your teeth into this.
460
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,733
- But Tommy,
I practically just grew 'em.
461
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,335
- Cookies are for closers!
462
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:18,471
You can have your cookie break
after you find that shoebox.
463
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,840
Now, upstairs!
Go, go, go!
464
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,145
Cookie?
465
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,547
If we do things my way,
466
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,616
we'll be showing off
that Cynthia patch
467
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,918
to everyone in school tomorrow.
468
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,821
- You mean storing it
under glass where it belongs.
469
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,889
[chuckles]
We're not barbarians.
470
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:39,159
- Yeah, well, I'm just
gonna pin it to my dress
471
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,627
for a couple of hours.
472
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:45,532
- Put a pin through a rare
one-of-a-kind collectible?
473
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,799
Pretend you didn't hear that.
474
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,136
- Don't tell me how
to handle the prize.
475
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,304
I'm the biggest
Cynthia fan there is.
476
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,505
- You?
477
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,474
Just look at your Cynthia.
478
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,243
Was she raised by wolves?
479
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,510
- No!
480
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,479
By someone who loves her
very much,
481
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,348
and takes her everywhere.
482
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,815
- It shows...
483
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:07,820
which is why my Cynthia doll
will never be unboxed.
484
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,189
- I'm starting to think
485
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,758
we don't see things
the same way, Begley.
486
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,626
- As if I could ever be
like you.
487
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:16,796
- In that case,
we are no longer partners.
488
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:17,830
- Fine.
- Fine!
489
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:20,032
[tense music]
490
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,334
- Keep it loose.
- All right.
491
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,303
- Concentrate, Randy.
- Put your hips into it.
492
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,771
[drumroll]
493
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,005
[symbols crash]
494
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,073
- Yes!
495
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,175
For the win!
496
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,343
* We're wicket *
- [giggling]
497
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,044
- * Wicket good, wicket *
498
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:34,447
- Croquet acapella
never gets old.
499
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,316
- I never thought I'd say this.
500
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:40,287
It's actually nice
to get away from my phone
501
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,855
and be with real people.
502
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,357
- Gotta hand it to you, Deed.
503
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,725
This disconnected barbeque--
504
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,194
it's how memories are made.
505
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,629
- I'm so glad
you all feel this way.
506
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,030
- Ah, too bad
we'll never be able
507
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:52,699
to post it on social media.
508
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,834
- What?
509
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:58,471
I-I just need to go check on,
um, the food!
510
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:03,210
I have a--a salad chilling.
Uh, be right back.
511
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:06,078
- Now whose wedding present
is useful, huh?
512
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,715
[yelps]
- [laughs]
513
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:09,682
[quirky acapella music]
514
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,418
- [sniffing]
515
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,220
- Phil. Lil.
516
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:16,122
I have observed
your dedication.
517
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,225
- Who, us?
- It wasn't me!
518
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:22,395
- You get how important it is
to help my friend, Cynthia.
519
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:26,666
Just like you'd do anything
for your friend, Drooly Snake.
520
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,235
- [gasps]
- He knows our snake's name.
521
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,669
- He listens.
522
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,371
He really listens.
523
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:34,441
- I've got some cookies for you
when you find that phone.
524
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,543
But don't tell the others,
'cause it's a game.
525
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,811
What do you say?
526
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,680
- [grunts]
- Ha-ha!
527
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:41,948
- [gasps]
528
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,283
- Oh, hey guys.
529
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:47,987
We already lookeded here
under the bed.
530
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,089
- Remember, in this game,
531
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,758
we don't tell anyone
where we looked.
532
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,860
- Okay.
Can we have our cookies now?
533
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,962
Soon as you find that shoebox!
534
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:59,165
- Yeah,
that's what we're looking for.
535
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,268
Here you go.
- [gasps]
536
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,869
Ha-ha! I win!
537
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,271
That patch is mine!
538
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,372
Hey, where is--
539
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,673
- Hey, yoo-hoo.
Lookin' for this?
540
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:07,974
- Mmm.
541
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,843
- [panting]
- As Cynthia as my witness,
542
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,012
you will never get that prize!
543
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,381
- Try and stop me.
544
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:15,582
[suspenseful music]
545
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:16,816
- Give me the phone,
546
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,819
or prepare to see
your Cynthia unboxed.
547
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:20,853
- [gasps]
548
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,523
* *
549
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:24,957
This can't be happening.
550
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,959
* *
551
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,295
My Cynthia...
552
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,596
No, no, no!
553
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:30,597
I'll give it up.
554
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,666
- [cackles]
555
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,967
- Catch, babies!
- [gasps]
556
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,337
[drumroll]
[symbols crash]
557
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,671
- Run, Susie!
558
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,072
- [panting]
559
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:45,378
- * Cynthia,
she's a really cool dancer *
560
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,880
- The Cynthia song!
We're out of time!
561
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,782
- You've done well, Susie.
562
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,050
I've got cookies.
563
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,819
Just give me the phone...
564
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,153
- Don't fall for it, Susie!
565
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,755
He doesn't care about you.
566
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,690
He just wants the prize.
567
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:58,991
- That is actually true.
568
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,961
- Wow, you're as bad
as Angelica.
569
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,229
- Worse, Tommy.
570
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,898
I may lie to you babies,
and I may trick you,
571
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,200
but at least I respect you.
572
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,336
- * She's a really
cool dancer *
573
00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,037
- Sorta.
Now give me that phone.
574
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,104
- Give it to me!
575
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,640
- And that wraps up
576
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:16,108
our
Cynthia Fan Favorite Giveaway.
577
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:20,246
Congratulations to our winner,
Kimi Watanabe!
578
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:23,750
both: No!
579
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:26,018
[quirky music]
580
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:28,254
- Didi, drop that phone.
581
00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:29,789
- It's not what it looks like.
582
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:35,227
I wanted one group picture
to remember this perfect day.
583
00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:38,064
- It's my--move it!
Where is she?
584
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,031
- Let me in.
- Charlotte,
585
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,032
you're better than that.
586
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,067
- I haven't checked
587
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,202
the pollen level in an hour.
588
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:49,509
- If we had only kept
to the plan, we would've won.
589
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:52,011
- Kimi doesn't even care
about Cynthia.
590
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,381
Next time, me and Begley
will win that prize
591
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:57,450
if we gotta be stuck together
like glue.
592
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,018
- Next time?
593
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:01,087
- That doesn't mean anything.
594
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,722
[cheerful acapella music]
595
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:04,056
- Mm-hmm.
Hmm.
596
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:07,159
* *
597
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:11,498
[cheerful acapella music]
598
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:18,471
* *
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