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[horn beeping]
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[upbeat music]
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[both yelling]
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♪ ♪
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[quirky music]
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["Jingle Bells" playing]
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♪ ♪
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- I had a feeling he'd be back.
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Don't trust him, Tommy.
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He has chin hairs.
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- Ho ho ho!
Oh, Merry Christmas!
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He's not wet, is he?
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These pants
are imported velvet.
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- So that's Santa Claus.
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- There you go.
Happy Holidays!
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Hey, Deed, is everything okay?
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- Yes.
No.
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Not really, Betty.
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Tomorrow is the first night
of Hanukkah and Christmas Eve.
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But none of my online
parenting communities
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prepared me for both events
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happening on the same night
on Tommy's first holiday!
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Complementary cocoa?
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Ugh.
- You'll be okay, Deed.
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You know Christmas.
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And you know Hanukkah.
You got this.
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And look, Tommy's loving
the whole Santa thing already.
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Just hope he doesn't
pull a Phil and snap the beard.
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- Ho ho ho,
who do we have here?
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- [screams]
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- We got another runner!
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- Why is everyone so a'scared?
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He seems like a nice,
norman grandpa.
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- There's nothing norman
about that guy.
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They say he sees us
when we're sleeping.
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He knows when we're awake.
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He even knows where we hided
icky snacks under the couch.
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How can one person
see all that stuffs?
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- Okay, little guy.
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Time to say hi to Santa Claus!
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Oh, let's hope this goes better
than last year.
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- Ho ho ho!
Ho ho ho!
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- Hello, Mr. Claus.
This is Chuckie Finster.
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He's been a very good boy
all year.
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Haven't you, Chuckie?
- [whimpering]
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- Come on, pal.
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Daddy just wants
a cute picture for Aunt Linda.
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- Well, you know, Chuckie,
Santa's been watching you.
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- [screams]
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[objects clattering,
people gasping]
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[laughter]
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- Now that's a job well done,
Junior Carpenter!
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- Ugh, well,
our Christmas plans are a bust.
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Raccoons took over the cabin.
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- No way, do you have pictures?
- You love that place!
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- All I ever want for Christmas
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is a week
completely off the grid.
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- No internet, no football, no
Final Eclipse Holiday marathon,
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which makes for
a good old-fashioned Christmas!
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Darn those raccoons!
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- I like your mama's
frozeded bubbles.
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I bet fairies live
inside of 'em!
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- So that's why
they break so much.
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The fairies is trying
to get out!
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- Holidays are so stressful.
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- Where is my Elizabeth?
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- Tía Esperanza!
- Ay, mija.
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- Who's that sparkly lady?
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- That's our tía.
She's fun!
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- 'Cept when she does
that thing to our necks.
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- Tía!
Como estás?!
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- So that's what the kids
are wearing these days.
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- Want me to get
your usual, Tía?
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- Ay, mi ángel, gracias.
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Elizabeth, you are a beautiful,
strong woman over 30.
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It is time.
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- Time for what?
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[gasps]
- No!
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- Tía, is that--
- Claro que sí!
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You have finally been
given the honor
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of placing the Baby Jesus
in the manger for Las Posadas!
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Well, you
and your niñitos también.
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And this happens to a family
only once a generation.
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Ay, hija,
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I had to pull some strings
with the monsignor, you know.
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- Oh, thanks for the gig,
Betty.
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Off for some
last-minute shopping.
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Well, aren't you a vision
of sugarplums and pleather?
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- Hola, I'm Esperanza.
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I need to do
a little shopping myself.
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- Well, we may be shopping
in different departments,
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but I'll happily escort you.
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- I'll see you all
tomorrow night on Noche Buena!
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Feliz Navidad!
- Nice seeing you, Esperanza!
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- Bye!
- Feliz Navidad!
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- You gotta keep him
at your house.
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It's way safer.
- [chuckles]
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[barking]
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- Happens every year,
sprouts.
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Somehow, these screws
get rusted
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and need to be wrestled out.
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Gotta get the angel
for the top.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Hello, Mrs. Pickles!
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Wishing you season's greetings
from the world's largest
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corporate giant right down
to your humble little family!
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They make us say that.
Camera monitor.
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- Thank you anyway, Daxton.
Come in.
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- Hey, Dax.
Cookie?
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- Cool, thanks.
Uh, snowflake?
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- Star of David.
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See the six points?
Where's he getting snowflake?
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- Tommy's first
Hanukkah menorah.
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- Uh, I better get back.
Duffy delivery never rests!
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They make us say that, too.
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Okay, happy holidays.
Bye!
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- Is it someone's birthday?
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- No, this is for
a Jewish holiday.
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My mama's friend at work
told me about it.
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And then she gave me
pretend coins
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that are chocolate inside!
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- Maybe the holidays
aren't scary after all.
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- You even gots a new potty!
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- I don't think that's a potty.
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- That's how you catch
the Christmas bears.
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- Christmas bears!
Is that a thing?
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- Oh, once again, you babies
don't know anything
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about everything,
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and you want me
to 'splain it all.
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- Well, just the part
about Santa watching us
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and the Christmas bears.
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- You're in luck.
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This candy cane
put me in a chatty mood.
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First, there's no such thing
as Christmas bears!
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Just reindeer.
And you gotta leave 'em carrots
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'cause they get hungry
after flying Santa's sleigh.
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- But what if a bunny comes
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and eats the carrots
a'fore the reindeer?
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- And then the bunny
gets eated by the bear?
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- There is no bear
and no bunny!
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You really don't know
the ABC's of Christmas, do you?
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- I know a few letters.
- I want a bear.
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- Some of it.
- Not really.
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- No bunny?
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- This round thingie is where
a great big tree goes
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that gets lights
and shiny balls
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that break
when no one's looking.
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Then Santa comes
and gives presents to kids
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who were really good all year
and did nothing bad.
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Just like me!
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Any questions,
my dear cousin and his friends
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who I love so much?
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Hope you saw that, Santa.
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- Just one question, Angelica.
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When do people get to light
those candles?
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- Ugh!
[doorbell rings]
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- Boris!
Minka!
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- Is there a latke
in the house?
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Because I've got
a bad case of potatoes!
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- Borry, the babies!
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Oh, oh, Tommelah!
Oh, oh, come here.
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- Tommy Pickles!
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- And Tommelah's
little friends!
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We brought Hanukkah gifts
for all of you, too!
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- Thank you, nice Grandma Lady!
I'm Tommy's cousin,
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which means I'm extra nice
to him and all the babies.
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So you might wanna put in
a good word about me to Santa.
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- And what makes you think
we know Santa?
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- Don't all old people
know each other?
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- Where is my little girl?
There she is!
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- Boris, let me in!
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Didi, I hope you picked up
the sour cream.
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And not the low-fat kind.
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Sweetie,
low-fat sour cream is fine.
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No one will notice it next
to your homemade applesauce.
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Oh, shouldn't have
opened my mouth.
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- It's not that, Mom.
I'm a bit overwhelmed,
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what with our
family traditions,
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and Stu's family traditions.
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All I want is for Tommy's
first holiday to be special.
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- Oh, and it will be.
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Even with
store-bought applesauce.
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- Ho ho ho!
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- Oh, hey, Boris, Minka.
Happy Hanukkah!
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- Haven't seen you two
since the bris.
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- Oh!
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- You carry an axe
around the bubbelahs?
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- Oh, this isn't just any axe.
This is Faithful Sal.
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Belonged to my grandfather.
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This baby has cut down
every Pickles Christmas tree
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since 1925.
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Speaking of which,
let's roll, boys.
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Gotta get the tree up tonight.
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- Excuse me, tonight?
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Don't people put up their
trees weeks before Christmas?
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- It's a Pickles
family tradition.
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The tree goes up
on Christmas Eve.
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See y'all later.
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- Can the lumberjacks at least
be back before sundown?
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- Get Chas.
I'll be right there!
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- Hanukkah cookie?
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- Oh, I thought that
was a snowflake.
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- Am I the only
one not seeing it?
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- Like I was saying,
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after Santa has left tons
of toys under the tree,
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he goes back up the chimney
and gets in his sleigh.
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- What if a house
doesn't have a chimney?
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- Santa just chops
through the roof with an axe.
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- The same axe he uses
to fight off zombie-deers.
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- Is that true, Angelica?
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- There's no--I mean, yup,
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Phil's right.
Giant flying zombie-deers!
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- [whimpers]
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- What're you doing, Chuckie?
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- Hiding till Christmas
is over!
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- If Santa's watching,
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we might as well kiss that
Glitterglamper Van goodbye.
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But it was totally worth it.
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- Hey, bubs.
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Ugh, hi, Chuckie.
Deed!
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Good job hiding the
you-know-what you-know-where!
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- You guys!
There's a dolly in there.
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And it was looking
at me kind of funny.
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- Aunt Didi has a doll
in the closet?
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[gasps]
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It comes with its own holder!
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This must be
a really fancy doll!
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He's beautiful!
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And I don't usually
like babies.
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Hi, Uncle Stu!
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I wasn't looking for presents
in the closet or nothing.
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- I hope not.
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You wouldn't want to ruin
Aunt Didi's surprise.
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Bye, kids!
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- Hear that?
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Uncle Stu just said this is
my present from Aunt Didi!
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- That's not what
I heard him say.
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- 'Cause it's a surprise,
Susie Carmichael.
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He can't say it's my present.
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Aunt Didi is gonna give me
this growed-up fancy doll
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because I'm a big girl now.
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- Angelica,
can you be a big girl
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and hand out these donuts
to the babies?
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- Of course, Aunt Didi!
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- One for now.
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One for later.
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- Tommy, do you still
wanna know
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what the holidays
are all about?
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00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:56,351
- Yes please.
250
00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:58,570
- They're about doing something
nice for other peoples.
251
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,008
And when you do something good
for someone else,
252
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,400
good stuff happens to you.
253
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:05,229
- Really?
- Well, that's what they say.
254
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,928
I know.
Let's see if it's true.
255
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,147
I want that doll in
Aunt Didi's closet.
256
00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:11,627
I would get it myself,
257
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:14,151
but Santa's watching me,
on accounta I'm a big kid.
258
00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:17,111
He's not paying attention
to a bunch of drooly babies.
259
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:20,244
So you need to get it for me.
Good stuffs will happen.
260
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,377
Promise.
261
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,686
all: ♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly ♪
262
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,818
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la ♪
263
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:31,429
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪
264
00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:33,605
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la ♪
265
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,652
- Aw, gee, Lou.
A little warning please!
266
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:40,787
I was mid-chorus.
Now my fa-la balance is off!
267
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:47,794
- Uh, Pop, you sure
this is the spot?
268
00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,447
This doesn't look familiar.
269
00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:51,101
- I've been coming to
this exact spot
270
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,451
for the past 55 years.
271
00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:56,150
- Does anyone else
fear frostbite?
272
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:59,109
As you all know,
I only have nine toes.
273
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:03,200
- Pop, promise it won't take
four hours like last year.
274
00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,768
- The trees need
to speak to me.
275
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,988
And last year they were
giving me the silent treatment.
276
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:11,469
[phone ringing]
- Hey, hon.
277
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,820
- Darling, checking to
make sure you're all right!
278
00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,170
You know I worry about you
off in the wilderness on
279
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:18,172
this yearly primitive ritual
with your father and brother.
280
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,391
- Don't worry, Charlotte.
I'm here too!
281
00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:23,351
- Hello, Chas.
Such a comfort.
282
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,483
Drew, if things go south,
283
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:29,096
promise you won't boil
your good loafers for food.
284
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,314
You're better than that.
285
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,664
- Oh, honey, don't worry.
Oh!
286
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,014
- Drew? Drew?
Drew?
287
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:35,276
- We'll pick it up
on the way out.
288
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:36,886
- Drew! Drew!
289
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,105
- One of these days
he's gonna snap.
290
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:39,802
- Drew! Drew?
291
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:43,197
- It's been my worst fear
for the past 15 Christmases.
292
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,462
- Who is this dolly, anyway?
293
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:51,074
- I dunno, but his diapie
looks a little tight.
294
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,641
- Hurry, Tommy.
She's coming!
295
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,382
[engine rumbling]
296
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:56,427
[horn honks]
297
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,647
[all straining]
298
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:01,824
- Don't forget the seatbelt!
299
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,913
You did good, babies.
Now don't bother me.
300
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,350
I'm gonna play
with my fancy new dolly.
301
00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:09,397
[distant howling]
302
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:12,792
- Did you hear that?
This tree just spoke to us.
303
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:15,620
- You sure that's not the wind
whistling through my pants?
304
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:19,015
- This noble guardian
has offered himself.
305
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,888
You ready, boys?
306
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,890
all: We thank this tree
307
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,674
for all that it has given us
308
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:29,025
and vow to plant five more
in spring.
309
00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:32,202
Farewell, oh, mighty fir!
310
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:34,465
[all howling]
311
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,991
- Who wants to take
the first swing?
312
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,166
- Uh-uh, not me.
- Oh, please.
313
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:40,210
- No way.
- You first, Dad.
314
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,517
- Can I wait in the car?
- [sighs]
315
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:47,391
Ow!
My back!
316
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,745
- Needs more onions.
Do I say something?
317
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,967
- No.
This is Didi's brisket.
318
00:13:58,054 --> 00:14:01,275
Just slip some in.
319
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:04,844
- Lucy, Randy, Chas, me.
Not counting the kids,
320
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,150
there's gonna be
how many of us for dinner?
321
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,587
- 11--we'll put the kids
in their highchairs.
322
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,241
- If they can stay awake
that late!
323
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:13,156
What is this thing
that we're going to again?
324
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:16,681
- Dad, "this thing"
is called Las Posadas.
325
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:19,380
And it's very important
to Betty.
326
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:22,165
You only get asked once
in your lifetime
327
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:24,864
to place
the Baby Jesus in the manger.
328
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,822
- But why did it
have to be this year?
329
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:29,390
Betty, don't get me wrong.
We love you like a daughter--
330
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,522
- Boris, let me.
331
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,785
Betty, we love you
like a daughter.
332
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,136
- I just said that!
- I love you too.
333
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:38,660
I think you'll enjoy
Las Posadas.
334
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:41,358
- And there's a donkey
in the procession.
335
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,273
Dad, you love donkeys!
336
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,146
- Actually, it's a pony.
The priest's brother owns one.
337
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,713
- Did you hear that, Minka?
A live pony-donkey!
338
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,280
This I gotta see.
339
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,892
- We just want to make sure
Tommelah gets to see
340
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:57,505
his Zayde light the menorah
on the first night of Hanukkah.
341
00:14:57,592 --> 00:15:01,161
- He will,
just later than usual.
342
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:05,600
After Betty and the twins place
the Baby Jesus in the manger,
343
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:09,082
and my father-in-law
puts up his Christmas tree,
344
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:12,781
and we've had our brisket,
which does not need more onions
345
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,914
because Stu does
not like onions,
346
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:18,700
then Dad will light the menorah
and say the blessing.
347
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:22,530
It may not be
our usual family tradition,
348
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:25,228
but Betty is my family,
349
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:27,665
and so is Lou
and all our friends,
350
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:32,583
and I think--no, I know.
351
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:37,458
This is what I want
for Tommy's first holiday.
352
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:41,114
- Tommy is such a lucky boy
to have you as his mommy.
353
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:44,334
And it's your family traditions
you need to think about now,
354
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:45,988
not anybody else's.
355
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:49,513
No, yours and Stu's.
Tommy's.
356
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,341
- Thank you, Dad.
357
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:54,997
I'm really happy
you and Mom are here.
358
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,912
Oh!
We should start packing up.
359
00:15:56,999 --> 00:16:00,698
We're meeting Randy
and Lucy soon.
360
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,831
- So when were you
gonna tell me
361
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,485
your husband
doesn't like onions?
362
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,095
- Sorry to interrupt,
but did anyone move
363
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:09,316
the Baby Jesus
that was in the closet?
364
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,535
- Much better!
365
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:14,364
It even matches your eyes!
366
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:16,236
- It was in the closet earlier.
I saw it, I saw it there.
367
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,629
- Where would Baby Jesus be?
- I saw it with my own eyes.
368
00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:20,631
- Phillip, I think
they're looking for the donuts.
369
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,807
- I only took what I needed,
Lillian.
370
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,592
- We gotta go or we'll be late.
371
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:25,941
- But, Betty, what about--
372
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,290
- Right now,
I'm hoping for a miracle.
373
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,901
Everyone grab a kid.
Let's bounce.
374
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,816
- Oh!
There you are, Angelica!
375
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,949
- I wasn't doing anything.
376
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,690
- Of course not, sweetie.
Get your coat.
377
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:39,041
We have to go.
378
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:43,045
- Wait.
The Baby Jesus is missing?
379
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:44,873
- It's gotta be a mistake,
right?
380
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,701
Like, Stu thought it was
a present and wrapped it,
381
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:49,573
or--or Lou threw it in the back
of the car with the axe.
382
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,662
- None of the guys are
answering their phones.
383
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,360
- Oh.
384
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,579
Let's hope they haven't
come upon the Christmas bears.
385
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:59,627
- Really, Randy?
The bears again?
386
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,368
- Believe.
[phone ringing]
387
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:03,326
- Whatever you do,
just don't say anything
388
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,589
about you-know-what
in front of you-know-who.
389
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,983
That is, my aunt.
Who is here!
390
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,029
Hola, Tía!
- Ay, querida!
391
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:13,510
You made it!
Finally, I can exhale!
392
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:17,558
You had me so worried.
Hurry, it's already begun.
393
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:18,646
- You should tell her.
394
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,517
- Lucy's right.
395
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,911
- Ye of little faith.
396
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:27,046
[people singing in Spanish]
397
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,787
- The pilgrims are
the voice of Joseph and Mary
398
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:33,661
who traveled from one inn to
another, looking for shelter.
399
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:37,273
Joseph sings,
"My wife is expecting a child.
400
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,971
She must have shelter tonight.
Let us in!"
401
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,930
But the inns were full,
402
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:44,759
or the innkeepers were
distrustful of Joseph and Mary.
403
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,022
And so they continued on.
404
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:50,591
- Why can't that lady and man
go inside?
405
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:54,508
- Maybe it's 'cause horsies
aren't allowed in the house?
406
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,727
- Betty, I know
where this story goes.
407
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:59,687
We're running out of time.
You need to tell her.
408
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,384
- Fine, I'll tell her
that I hid the Baby Jesus
409
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:02,994
in your closet
and now he's missing.
410
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,867
Just stand close enough
to catch her when she faints.
411
00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:09,697
- Hey, that's where we tooked
that doll for you, Angelica!
412
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:13,092
- Well, how was I opposed
to know it was Aunt Betty's!
413
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,311
- Oh, we never
should've tooked him.
414
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,835
- Just remember,
you all helped.
415
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:20,882
So we'll all get in trouble
if we just give it back.
416
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:23,189
And then Santa won't bring
any presents for any of us!
417
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,407
We're gonna have to put it
418
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:28,672
where it belongs
before anyone finds out.
419
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,066
- I think it goes in
that wooden crib with the hay
420
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:34,678
and that funny-looking sheep.
421
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:37,899
- Okay, follow me.
422
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:40,815
- Hurry, Tommy,
a'fore the growed-ups see us.
423
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,904
- There's your mommy, Angelica!
424
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:45,820
- [laughs]
- Quick, this way!
425
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,868
Goodbye, fancy big-girl doll.
426
00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:52,914
- Angelica?
427
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:54,742
- It's Gabi!
428
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,265
- Hey, Angelica.
429
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,137
What are you doing here
all by yourself?
430
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:01,488
- Oh, my mommy's
right over there.
431
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:05,274
♪ ♪
432
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:08,321
- Help me up.
[grunting]
433
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:13,717
[bleating]
434
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,154
[gasps]
435
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,721
Uh, nice doggy.
436
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:20,246
Very big doggy!
437
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:23,031
- Oh, no, you guys.
Tommy's getting eated!
438
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,903
- Elizabeth, mija.
439
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,341
It is time to place
the Baby Jesus in the manger.
440
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,081
- Tía,
I have something to tell you
441
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,301
for which
you may never forgive me.
442
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,737
- Where are the bubbelahs!?
443
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:34,782
- Tommy!
- Chuckie!
444
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,175
both: Susie!
- Pups!
445
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:39,482
- But they were just here!
446
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,658
- Ahh!
This dolly isn't yours!
447
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:44,618
[grunting]
You can't have it.
448
00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:46,054
- Get outta here,
you dumb goat!
449
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,926
- [babbling]
450
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,189
- You okay, Tommy?
451
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,930
- Yeah.
Thanks, Angelica.
452
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:56,369
- Well, I owed you one
for being such a good cousin
453
00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:59,023
and helping me
in the first place.
454
00:19:59,110 --> 00:19:59,937
- Ahh! Oh, Tommy!
455
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,461
- Phil! Lil!
456
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,158
- Here we are.
- All this running.
457
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,464
Are we on a track team?
458
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,292
- Boris, how you doing?
- With a goat?
459
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:07,989
- Betty.
460
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,818
- I can't believe it.
461
00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,559
- Qué?
462
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:16,519
- Uh, that our familia
finally got the honor
463
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:18,652
of being a part
of this tradition.
464
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,436
Muchisimas gracias,
Tía Esperanza.
465
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:21,655
[people cheering]
Huh?
466
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:22,743
- Oh!
467
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,919
[laughter]
468
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,877
- [laughs]
469
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:34,145
♪ ♪
470
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,192
- ♪ The sight of thee ♪
471
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,325
♪ At Christmastime ♪
472
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:42,284
♪ Doth make me sing
a joyful rhyme ♪
473
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,155
♪ Oh, Christmas tree ♪
474
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:50,249
♪ Oh, Christmas tree,
how lovely are thy branches ♪
475
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:51,250
- Gets me every time, Lou.
476
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,426
- Such a charming pastiche.
477
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,558
- Very nice.
- Is anybody else crying?
478
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:59,083
- Hear, hear.
- Oh, Pop, aww.
479
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,868
Dad, thank you
480
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:04,698
for making Tommy's
first Hanukkah so special.
481
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:09,180
- [speaking Hebrew]
482
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,269
- Hey, come on, buddy.
483
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:13,489
- [speaking Hebrew]
484
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:23,325
These candles will burn
not just to remember
485
00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:24,587
the light in the temple,
486
00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:27,721
but to remind us
of what we don't know.
487
00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:30,114
They light our darkness,
allow us to see things
488
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,595
we could not see before.
489
00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:34,902
And, thanks to my grandson,
490
00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:38,993
I have seen something old
in a new light.
491
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,343
It reminds me that no matter
what our religion,
492
00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:42,866
no matter our color,
493
00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:46,566
no matter who we choose
to be our partners,
494
00:21:46,653 --> 00:21:49,917
the one common thread
that we all share
495
00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:52,136
is the need for love
and respect.
496
00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:57,316
So let's never let
the light of love stop burning.
497
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:02,495
[bells ringing]
498
00:22:02,582 --> 00:22:06,847
- Guys?
Maybe Angelica was right.
499
00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:10,503
- Tommy, I think
you've had enough chocolate.
500
00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:14,158
- She said the ABDs of holidays
501
00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:16,813
is that alls you has to do
502
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:20,991
is be nice
and good stuffs will happen.
503
00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:25,039
Just like all of us
being together right now!
504
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:27,302
- Wow, Tommy.
505
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:30,784
- Yep, way too much chocolate.
506
00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:32,263
- Anybody wanna share
the last donut?
507
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,656
- ♪ In beauty green
will always grow ♪
508
00:22:33,743 --> 00:22:37,225
♪ Through summer sun
and winter snow ♪
509
00:22:37,312 --> 00:22:38,879
♪ Oh, Christmas tree ♪
510
00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:42,186
♪ Oh, Christmas tree,
how lovely ♪
511
00:22:42,273 --> 00:22:44,319
♪ Are thy branches ♪
512
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:46,756
♪ ♪
513
00:22:48,628 --> 00:22:51,500
[upbeat theme music]
514
00:22:51,587 --> 00:22:58,420
♪ ♪
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