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[drumroll]
[cymbal crash]
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[lively music]
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[vacuum whirs]
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- [laughs]
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- [groaning]
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- [laughing]
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- Whoa!
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♪ ♪
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- Whoa!
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[frog ribbiting]
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[both laughing]
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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♪ ♪
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[car horn honks]
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- Mrowl!
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- Ta-da!
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[grunts]
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- [giggles]
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- Whoa! Whoa!
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♪ ♪
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[singer vocalizing]
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[Tommy and Chuckie roaring]
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- Oh, Cynthia, no one's
ever had it worse than me.
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It's raining,
and I'm stuck inside
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with these dumb babies,
playing their dumb baby games.
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- Here, Reptar!
I made you a snack!
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- [in gravelly voice]
Mmm, good! What is it?
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- Fresh fried spider legs.
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- [groans]
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- Ah, don't worry, Chuckie.
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They're just
pretend spider legs.
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- I don't know
how you two do it.
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- Do what, Angelica?
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- Stay friends.
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You act like you're not
a-scared of anything.
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Not that I believe that,
but Chuckie's
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a-scared of his own shadow.
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You're just so...
what's the word?
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Different?
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Think about it.
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You wear glasses,
and Tommy doesn't.
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Tommy wears a diaper,
and you don't.
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You have lotsa hairs,
and Tommy's a baldy.
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- I gots hairs!
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Okay, not as many as Chuckie,
but I have some.
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- Real bestest friends
are 'zactly alike.
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Take me and Cynthia.
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We're both super smart
and dress flabulous
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and have yellow hair.
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- But you're a kid,
and Cynthia's a doll!
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- [gasps]
Don't listen to him, Cynthia!
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The point is, real best friends
like all the same things
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and do all the same things.
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- Are bestest friends
always the same?
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[frog ribbits]
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- Nah.
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Sometimes one gots a bow.
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- Well, sometimes me and Tommy
do stuffs at the same time.
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- That's another thing!
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Tommy doesn't drink
from Mr. Tippy Cup,
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and you do.
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- Well, he could
if he wanted to.
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- [grunting]
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[quirky music]
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[groans]
Oops.
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- Ha! I rest my cake.
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Come on, Cynthia.
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Let's go do
bestest friend stuffs.
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♪ ♪
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- [gasps]
Oh, no.
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Is that...?
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[tense music]
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No!
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- Did I leave incense
burning again?
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[Stu coughing]
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- It's worse.
I found a gray hair.
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How?! Why?!
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I'm only 33!
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[moaning]
- Well, welcome to aging, son.
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Someday, you'll be glad
to have any hair
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that isn't growing
out of your ears.
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- Didi!
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[sobbing]
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Didi, I found a gray hair!
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- Aw, you're going to look
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so distinguished
with gray hair.
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Like a wise, noble wizard.
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- No one wants to be a wizard!
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I wanna be an ageless elf
with long, flowing hair
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and level six powers!
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[knock at door]
[sobbing] Why?
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- Ah. Hi, Didi. Sorry I'm late.
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I ended up really bonding
with my rideshare driver,
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and I think I'm invited
to his wedding now.
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[somber music]
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Stu?
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- He found a gray hair.
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Best not to talk about it.
- How could this happen to me?
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- Aw, Stu.
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Getting older isn't so bad.
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You get to wear sandals
with socks.
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- Easy for you to say, Chas.
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You're eight months
and ten days younger than me.
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Just a kid!
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- We gotsta show Angelica
that we're the same.
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When I say "go,"
say your favoritest aminal.
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Go! Doggy!
- Bunny!
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- I-I never knew
you likeded bunnies
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more than doggies.
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- Well, yeah.
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- Um, okay.
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How about we say
our favoritest food?
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- Go. Nannas!
- Carrots! Aw.
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- Hey, let's say our
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favoritest food
at the same time.
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- Okay! Go.
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both:
Fuzzy bologna!
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- Well, I'd stay
and offer comfort,
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but I've got Chuckie
on a strict schedule.
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He's gotta be close to home
for his next potty time.
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Yep, we're due for a number two
at 2:00.
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Sorry, Tommy.
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Gotta take
your best friend away.
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[both groaning]
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♪ ♪
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- [sighs]
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- Grandpa, rain is boring.
Make it stop!
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- No can do, daffodil.
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Rain is Mother Earth's way
of taking a shower.
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And between you and me,
she was getting a little funky.
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But you can join me.
I'm gonna meditate.
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- Fine! I'll medicate with you.
[grunting]
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- Now, close your eyes
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and listen to these
relaxing whale songs.
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[discordant whale calls]
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- Ugh. Grandpa!
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These fish can't sing!
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- You were totally wrong, Pop.
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Day two of being old and gray
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is just as bad as day one.
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- Ah, guess I'll meditate
in the kitchen.
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Or make some eggs.
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Come on, Angelica.
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- Morning, Stu. How're you do--
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- It's one gray hair!
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- You know that'll spread,
right?
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- Oh, hey, Lucy.
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Tommy found some clothes
I was saving for him.
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Guess he's experimenting.
Coffee?
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Stu threw away
all the Earl Grey tea
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because it has "gray"
in the name.
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- Tommy?
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Something's different
'bout you.
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'Cause I'm trying to be
more like someone else.
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[jaunty music]
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Now I'm just like Chuckie.
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- [laughs]
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Tommy, you can't just
put on some clothes
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and ditch your diaper
and say you're like Chuckie.
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- Why not, Angelica?
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- 'Cause I bet you
still can't drink
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from Mr. Tippy Cup!
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- Yeah, I can! Watch!
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♪ ♪
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Ooh!
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[groaning]
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See? I did it.
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- [whines]
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- Um, Angelica?
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These glasses make you
smell different.
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[knock at door]
- Now what?
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- Stu, I can't explain it.
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Chuckie wouldn't
put on his clothes
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or shoes or glasses.
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Maybe he's afraid to move on
to the next stage.
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- I can relate.
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- Hey, I brought something
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to help you out
with that gray hair.
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- Well, you've had worse ideas.
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- Uh, Chuckie?
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How come you're wearing
a diaper?
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- 'Cause that's what
Tommy does!
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And he drinks from a bottle
like this.
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[grunting]
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[gasps]
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- Why are you trying to be
like Tommy?
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- So we can be bestest friends!
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Where is Tommy, anyway?
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I can't see without my glasses.
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Tommy?
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- Chuckie?
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[hopeful music]
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♪ ♪
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[both grunt]
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- Newsflash:
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you two can't even be alike
when you try.
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Forget bestest friends--
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I don't think you can be
friends at all.
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- Maybe you're right, Angelica.
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Everything came out wrong.
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- 'Course I'm right.
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- Tommy?
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I guess this is goodbye.
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- Uh, he's over here.
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- Uh, goodbye, Chuckie.
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I'll never forget
all the fun times we had.
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- You two sure about this?
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- We tried to act alike, Susie.
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What more can we do?
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[grunting]
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- Rash-free.
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- Sweet.
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- [groans]
- There!
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Oh, I found another one.
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Got it! Nope. Here's one more.
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- Are you kidding me?!
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- Well, that took
ten years off!
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[Tommy and Chuckie sobbing]
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Chuckie? Where you going?
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- Oh, don't cry, champ.
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Chuckie'll be back soon.
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Uh-oh. Where's your diaper?
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Code yellow!
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- Well, just goes to show ya,
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you can take the baby
out of the diaper--
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but ya shouldn't.
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[solemn music]
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♪ ♪
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- [sighs]
- [sighs]
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- Roar. Roar!
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Roar.
- Chuckie! Is that you?
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- Tommy!
I haven't seen you in forevers.
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How you been?
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- Okay.
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Uh, 'bout the same as when I
sawed you this morning.
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- Oh, me too. Ah.
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I guess I better go back
to playing by myself.
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Bye.
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[Spike barking]
Whoa!
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- What's that?
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You know, Chuckie,
I been thinking.
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We like lots
of the same things.
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We both like digging
for treasure
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and pudding
and "Reptar in Space."
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- Don't forget ladybugs
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and bouncing on the couch
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and the moon.
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Aw.
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I guess it's not enough
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to make us
bestest friends forever.
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- But we are bestest friends,
Chuckie!
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So Angelica must be wrong
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'bout what makes people
the bestest friends.
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- You think so, Tommy?
- Yep!
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Now let's open this treasure!
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- Wha? Huh?
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- [gasps]
What's this stuffs?
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[both laughing]
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- Stu, you gotta see this!
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The boys found
our old time capsule.
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- Oh, man!
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I forgot all about
burying that thing.
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Hey!
There's my digital pet ferret.
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And it's still alive!
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[sad chirping tune]
No!
266
00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:40,161
- Eh, it lived a good life.
267
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:42,511
What?! Your old hacky sack!
268
00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,991
[lively music]
269
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:46,036
- Rainbow. Head stall.
270
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:47,908
Toilet stall. Jester!
271
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,561
Yes! I still got it!
272
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,085
- Yeah!
273
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,914
That's the Stu I know
and applaud.
274
00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,480
- Hey, let's play
some Doorstop.
275
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:56,960
I call first game!
276
00:10:57,047 --> 00:11:00,007
Oldest goes first,
that's the rule.
277
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:02,226
- Only by eight months
and ten days!
278
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:03,924
Come on!
279
00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:06,143
- Chuckie, we're gonna be
bestest friends
280
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:09,277
until we're as old
as our daddies.
281
00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:12,280
[heartwarming music]
282
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:15,283
♪ ♪
283
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,111
Ew, Cynthia!
284
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:19,853
Look at those gross,
dirty babies.
285
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:22,464
You two preserve each other!
286
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:27,730
[singer vocalizing]
287
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,819
[exciting electronic music]
288
00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:31,952
- Ooh. Wow!
289
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:34,171
Look at this place, Chuckie!
290
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,390
Can't, Tommy.
291
00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,392
I gotta keep an eye
on that robot
292
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,568
sitting on my daddy's head.
293
00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:41,613
- Gentlemen,
we've officially made it
294
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,138
to the 20th Annual
"Final Eclipse" Convention.
295
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:45,835
A whole con celebrating
296
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,445
the best sci-fi movie
ever made!
297
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,230
- It feels like just yesterday
298
00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:51,232
that we saw "Final Eclipse"
in the theater.
299
00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:52,886
Remember that, Stu?
300
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:55,715
I got that sour ball
stuck in my palate expander,
301
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,717
and we missed the ending.
[laughs]
302
00:11:57,804 --> 00:12:01,024
- Well, nothing's going wrong
today, fellas,
303
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:05,725
'cause I, Captain Burton,
will do everything to make sure
304
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:08,162
we accomplish
our main objective:
305
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,512
to have our kids
be the first humans
306
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:12,557
to see the teaser trailer
for...
307
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:17,214
all: "Final Eclipse:
The Next Galaxy"!
308
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,392
- We're going
to the next galaxy!
309
00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:24,482
Just like my hero,
General Jade O'Neil,
310
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:27,268
the best space pilot ever!
311
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:29,052
And these are her team--
312
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:31,011
the roughest, toughest
space cowboys
313
00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:33,317
and cowgirls in the galaxy!
314
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,450
- Day passes to your left.
Weekly passes to the right.
315
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:36,886
- Borfballs!
316
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:39,454
The most annoying things
in the universe.
317
00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:40,847
- All right, badges, please.
- Avoid them.
318
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:43,458
At all costs.
- Badges. Scan your badges.
319
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:48,289
- [laughing]
- Ooh.
320
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,943
Ooh.
321
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,946
[wondrous music]
322
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,208
♪ ♪
323
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,906
- We're on a real live
spaceship!
324
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,300
I wonder how we blast
into space.
325
00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:01,128
[electronic chirping]
326
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,738
- Oh! Oh! Whoa!
327
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,915
- This is General Jade O'Neil
coming in.
328
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,656
Do you copy?
- Yes!
329
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:10,354
We hear you loud and weird,
General O'Neil.
330
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,139
- Glad to see you recruits
331
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,837
made it to the
"Final Eclipse" convention.
332
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:17,448
It's gonna be
out of this world--
333
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,886
and on Planet Utera.
334
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:20,756
Be wary, though.
335
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,932
I heard galaxy gossip
336
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,456
that Evil Lord Crater
may be there.
337
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:29,852
If you see him,
remember to use the Alpha.
338
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,898
- What's the Alpha, Susie?
339
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:36,424
- It's power inside
every peoples and aliums.
340
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:39,035
You put your hands
on the sides of your head,
341
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:42,125
and then bad guys crumble
before your eyes.
342
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:43,735
- Does that really work?
343
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,954
- Of course, Chuckie!
344
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,957
[grunting and oohing]
345
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,219
[Chuckie groaning]
346
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,526
[Randy and Stu laughing]
347
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,441
- [cackles]
348
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,399
What do we have here?
349
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,793
A bunch of O'Neil's
space cowboys
350
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,142
trying to leave Earth?
351
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,014
Not today!
352
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:03,320
Blast them outta the sky,
henchmen!
353
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,192
- As you wish, Lord Crater!
354
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,324
[lasers whooshing]
355
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:10,240
- Looks like Lord Crater
and his henchmen found us.
356
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:12,547
And also forgot
that there are cowgirls
357
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:13,940
on this mission too.
358
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,246
Don't worry--my team'll
hold them off.
359
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,422
Good luck, and remember:
360
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:21,817
the sun never sets in space!
361
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,384
[whooshing]
- [laughs]
362
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:24,733
- [groans]
363
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,691
- Whoo!
[laughs]
364
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,998
- [screaming]
365
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,565
[adults gasping]
366
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,219
- Chuckie, look!
367
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,482
We're on the alium planet!
- Nope.
368
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:35,875
I'm not looking till I know
369
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,094
that scary Lord Crater guy
isn't here.
370
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:40,662
- Come on, Chuckie,
you gotta see this!
371
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:43,578
[exciting electronic music]
372
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,623
♪ ♪
373
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,277
- [inhales]
374
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:51,194
Nothing like Uterian air, boys.
Feels good to be home.
375
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,543
- That's where they're showing
the new movie trailer.
376
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:55,024
We should go there now
so we can get the best seats.
377
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:02,684
- That alien just smiled at me.
I think.
378
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,164
- I told you, Chuckie.
379
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,688
The only bad guy
is Lord Crater,
380
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,037
but we 'scaped him.
381
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:10,039
- Please present
your intergalactic
382
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,954
identification papers
and tickets.
383
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,869
- That is not a problem,
henchman.
384
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,263
Not a problem. Stu?
385
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,917
- Oh, man. All right.
All right.
386
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,397
- That's one of
Evil Lord Crater's stenchmen.
387
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:23,444
They're his smelly robot guards
who are huge meanies!
388
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:24,924
- Hmm.
- Wow.
389
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,230
They really are smelly.
390
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:29,841
- Nobody panic, but I may have
lost the tickets.
391
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,147
Randy, do you have them?
392
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:34,237
- It's Captain Burton,
you Borfball!
393
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:35,412
Let me handle this.
394
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,545
Listen here, hired henchman!
395
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:39,068
General O'Neil and I took down
396
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:39,808
your precious
Lord Crater before,
397
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,897
and we can do it again.
398
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,333
Now, you let us in,
399
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:46,293
or I'm gonna flip
your "off" switch.
400
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,729
- Whoa!
I've dealt with a lot
401
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,252
of Captain Burton cosplayers,
402
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:52,081
but your performance
is the best I have seen.
403
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,387
That being said...
[clears throat]
404
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,475
[as henchman]
I still can't let you in.
405
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:57,173
- Let me try, Captain Burton.
406
00:15:57,260 --> 00:16:00,176
[in deep voice]
You will let us in.
407
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,526
[ominous music]
408
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:05,486
- [as self] Um, did you
just try to Alpha me?
409
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,096
- Uh, no.
410
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,576
- Can't you just let us in?
411
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,970
"Final Eclipse" was such
an important movie to us,
412
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,102
and we wanna share that
with our kids.
413
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,712
Are you really gonna
turn them away?
414
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,279
- Um...
415
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:17,324
[as henchman]
No tickets, no entry.
416
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:20,022
- Captain Burton
does not fail his missions!
417
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,329
Come and get me,
you toaster oven!
418
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:23,678
- [as self]
You come back here!
419
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,158
Aw, man, I don't wanna run!
420
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,335
- Great!
421
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,250
We just made
the stenchmen madder.
422
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,600
Hope it doesn't
make them stinkier.
423
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:34,819
- Aw, I'm sure it's not
that bad, Chuckie.
424
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:37,257
Our daddies don't look worried.
425
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,389
- How long are you
gonna make us sit here?
426
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,783
- Just till we talk
to our manager.
427
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:45,743
- When she gets back from her
orthodontist appointment.
428
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,180
Water?
429
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:51,184
- Mm-mm-mm-mm.
430
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,664
- Yeah, we're just like
General O'Neil
431
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:55,536
and her space pilots.
432
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:58,278
But look! They escaped.
433
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:02,325
We just hafta find Lord Crater,
use the Alpha on him,
434
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,240
then we'll be the boss
of the stenchmen,
435
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:07,852
and they'll have to
let our daddies go!
436
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,245
- Guess we found him.
437
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:10,768
- Thanks for the sandwich.
438
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,857
Next time, use more mayo.
439
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,076
I mean, uh...
440
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,469
[as Lord Crater]
I'll see you henchmen
441
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:16,644
at the screening!
442
00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:20,517
Don't be late!
443
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,780
- Now's our chance
to follow him!
444
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:27,089
- Or our chance to stay here
and pretend we never saw that.
445
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:30,875
[mischievous music]
446
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:33,356
- There he is!
447
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,576
First, we gotta
disguise ourselves
448
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:38,579
like General Jade O'Neil
and her space pilots did.
449
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:41,538
- Come one, come all,
to Mordor's Goods.
450
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:44,150
You wanna walk around
without a costume all day?
451
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,978
I got your aliens,
your Captain Burton,
452
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,242
your Jade O'Neil,
your Borfballs!
453
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,896
- Ugh! Get outta the way!
- Ew, Borfballs.
454
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:54,464
- Who cosplays as a Borfball?
455
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,814
- Lord Crater's
across the bridge!
456
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:59,687
Let's get him!
457
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:02,472
[grunting]
458
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,911
[Tommy and Chuckie grunting]
459
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:12,395
- [groaning]
460
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:15,311
We're blocked in!
461
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,270
- We gotsta cross the bridge.
462
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:19,359
- Too wobbly. I can't.
- [gasps]
463
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,752
You know what Jade O'Neil
would say?
464
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,276
"We're in this together!"
465
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,843
- That's it!
Chuckie, take my hand.
466
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:29,891
- I just have a tiny fear
of plunging to my doom.
467
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,328
Ahh!
- Gotcha!
468
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,201
- Huh. Oh, wow.
469
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:36,506
This is really working--
whoa!
470
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:37,855
- Whoa! Chuckie!
471
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:38,856
- Chuckie!
472
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,032
- Whoa! Help!
473
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,208
- You can do it, Borfballs!
474
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:43,948
- Pull up that Borfball!
475
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:45,602
- What show is this?
476
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,517
- Shoulda let my daddy
tie my shoes.
477
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,693
Shoulda let my daddy
tie my shoes.
478
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:50,825
- Okay, Susie.
479
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:52,000
Uh, pull him up on three.
480
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:55,090
One, five, three!
481
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,961
[all grunt]
482
00:18:57,048 --> 00:19:00,182
[cheers and applause]
483
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,143
Lord Crater!
484
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,971
[suspenseful music]
485
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,016
[all gasp]
486
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:11,193
- Henchmen! Step aside.
487
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,412
- Roger that.
- [chuckles]
488
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,979
Oh, I love being an evil lord.
489
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:16,416
Just crushing it!
490
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:20,898
- We can't give up now!
491
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:25,033
- But Susie, we're not cowboys
or cowgirls
492
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,035
or cowbabies in space.
493
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:29,820
We're just bordinary babies.
494
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:34,260
- We may be bordinary babies,
but we're not giving up!
495
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:35,783
Our daddies need us,
496
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,915
and I'm not stopping
till they're free!
497
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,265
- But how, Tommy?
498
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:42,529
- I think I just found a way.
499
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:43,791
[apprehensive music]
500
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,228
[all grunting]
501
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,230
- Time to hit
the space highway.
502
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:51,842
The sun never sets in space!
503
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,192
all:
Whoa!
504
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:55,150
[exciting electronic music]
505
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,282
- Wahoo!
506
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:58,501
[laughing]
507
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:01,243
- Hey, those
smaller than usual Borfballs
508
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:04,551
are taking that thing.
509
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:06,553
- The stenchmen saw us!
510
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,163
- Don't worry!
I'm gonna lose them.
511
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,949
[vehicle whooshing]
512
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:13,603
[both yell]
513
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:16,432
- You yarked my booth,
ya Borfballs!
514
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:19,043
[both laughing]
515
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:21,568
- Hang on tights, cowboys!
516
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:24,832
[Chuckie and Tommy yelling]
517
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:28,052
- Hey, hey, hey! N-no!
Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
518
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:31,273
crowd: "Final Eclipse"!
"Final Eclipse"!
519
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,406
- We're live in ten seconds.
520
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,669
- I am Lord Crater!
521
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,279
[as self]
No, I gotta be eviler.
522
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,847
[as Lord Crater]
I am Lord Crater!
523
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:40,935
[cackles]
524
00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:42,197
Okay, I am ready.
525
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,112
- Ta-da.
526
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:46,941
- I am Lord Cra--
527
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:47,942
[brakes screech]
528
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:49,465
[crowd gasping]
529
00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:52,251
Uh.
530
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:55,036
Okay, what do I do?
Am I--what do I--
531
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:56,516
what am I supposed to do?
532
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:59,040
- Code Norg! Code Norg!
533
00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:00,259
all:
Huh?
534
00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:03,523
- Some babies just drove
a go-kart backstage.
535
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:04,959
[suspenseful music]
536
00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:06,047
- Oh, no!
- Babies!
537
00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:07,962
- Where'd they go?
538
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:10,965
[crowd murmuring]
539
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:17,667
♪ ♪
540
00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:21,976
- Go with it!
541
00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:24,108
- The Alpha isn't working,
Susie!
542
00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:25,936
- Do it for our daddies!
543
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:26,894
For Earth!
544
00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:29,505
For da uni-berse!
545
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:31,638
- No! Not the Alpha!
546
00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:32,987
No!
547
00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:36,382
No-oh-oh!
548
00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:38,035
[all gasp]
- Tommy!
549
00:21:38,122 --> 00:21:39,123
- Susie!
- Chuckie!
550
00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:41,387
- No-oh-oh-oh!
551
00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:43,389
[groaning]
552
00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:45,478
[crowd chanting "Borfballs!"]
553
00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:48,045
- Um, guys?
554
00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:51,005
Mind blown.
555
00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:54,008
Our kids saved the universe,
and it's all on film!
556
00:21:54,095 --> 00:21:56,227
- [gasps]
My little General O'Neil
557
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,273
took down Lord Crater!
558
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,319
I have never been so proud!
559
00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:05,019
[lively music]
560
00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:11,678
♪ ♪
561
00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:26,432
- Klasky Csupo.
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