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It's always a happy day.

when we celebrate the union between a young man of ...

and a couple of shakes of love!

Yes, I said, "damsel", because God doesn't do ages..

God hears the voices of the heart!

Oh, my Lord, on 16 April at 20:15..

you will probably hear the best man say to the groom:

"For 20,000 euros, we give you to marry an old lady with one foot in the grave."

"..so that when she died, you would get the survivor's pension it?"

No, has not heard of such a thing!

Why God in this couple sees the love..

The groom, the bride...

...and the groomsmen!

But look at them, what nice guys!

Both destitute, right?

But putting aside "every little bit helps"..

..made and a villa with a swimming pool!

But they're not in the same bathroom there, no!

They make the best men in older brides.

32 times in a year! And always with the heart to overflowing with love!

You can see the swelling on the jacket?

All of this is just love!

Plus the 20,000 euros that gave them the groom!

Therefore, in virtue of the power vested in me..

and in accordance with the provisions of articles 643 of the Civil code..

and 416 of the Criminal code..

I I hereby appoint you..

in a book!

Department Of Prosecution Of Economic Crime

- Department of Prosecution of Economic Crime, you're under arrest! - Freeze! Freeze!

Please, I'm without a job! I only did it for my kids!

Yes, yes, of course!

You, on the right side of the temple!

You, the left side of the temple!

Go, go, go!!! Go, go, go!!!

Everybody freeze, you're under arrest!

The Rambaudo!

- Blocked all the exits! - Rambaudo!

But what the hell are you doing here? This is a mission of my own!

The Major says it's shared!

Of course, after the Major's best man.

- , Captain, a nice smile! Yes!

"Weddings-scam, mega-business of Prosecution of Economic Crime"

Don't anybody move!

Insulating material of tar!

If you spray..

the table "the Young man with the Basket" has been destroyed forever!

I want the reporters.

Now!!

- Well, I-- - wait A minute!

Please!

I have a small company of restoration of works of art!

And the administration of the Museum, owes me € 160 000, here 1 year!

This money I was told that originally it was to reach the Province..

after the County, after the Ministry, from Europe, etc.

And anyway, who is to pay, more and more removed!

But I'm asking for a transfer. in 5000 years from Saturn!

I now go broke!

The Bank pulled on me that I've got the accounts..

and with the interest that I have to give, I don't have anything anymore!

Do you know how I pay my associates to you?

Hello?

Do you know how I pay you for?

With the pension of my grandmother!

- That's enough! - I can't hear!

Or released the transfer for me, or the table will be destroyed once and for all!

The Caravaggio would agree with me, because when a client didn't pay him..

he put the knife to my throat!

- Hooray for Art! - Hello?

Claudia, your grandmother, says she's dying!

No, since it always says that. Do it to get attention!

And if this time is true, then Claudia will bring it heavy a life!

I'll break your arm, shut the fuck up!

..where focus of the research..

Acid in the stomach, huh? That's why you called, grandma?

After you've done all the tests and the doctor says you're okay! Drink!

The doctor is ignorant! I don't understand anything!

My father, of the acid in the stomach, he died!

It is true that heartburn is in the stomach, 1 in 1000, is an indication of a heart attack!

But the other 999, it's just a burning in my stomach!

And you, who do you know that?

I had 3 years with a gastroenterologist!

Married..

A αποκαταστάτρια works of art, 30 years of age...

Lady! What did you have for breakfast?

The usual!

Two sausages, a bit of a pickle, French fries..

and for vitamins a nice strudel of apples!

So, what's going on?

In the us, in Lower Saxony, breakfast is very important!

- And the lunch key and the dinner... - Essential.

Don't imitate my voice, I hate it!

Mmm...

Death doesn't scare me, I'm ready!

The only thing that makes me sad..

is that without my pension, Claudia will go bankrupt!

And a bankrupt and an old maid's nasty!

In your life you need to have at least a man!

Because at least one of them? Do you mean that two would be better?

No, meaning that even a dog would be enough to keep you company.

but the dog costs, while the husband makes money!

- At least used to be.. - Nice, I would say that the grandma is good!

We let's get to work!

- Goodbye, ma'am! - Goodbye!

The "doomed us to death" he have any last requests?

Yes, if you go to do the shopping..

I want to eat soup Gulasch for the last time before I die!

Okay..

What's annoying with those switches! But when I change them anymore?

Okay, the soup, Gulasch do you want fries with that or with sour cream?

Grandma?

Grandma?

Grandma!!!

Grandma! Grandma!

Oh, my god, it's not good! The ambulance!

Oh, my god, I think I died!

He was right, the doctor was completely oblivious!

According to the statistics, we people with disabilities are more than 2.5 million.

4 times more than Germany!

If we are talking about people with disabilities, Italy is first in world ranking!

Well done!!

Attention!! Caught fire!!

Let's go!

Run save yourself!!!

-Fire!!! - Help!!!

Help!! Help!!

Prosecution of Economic Crime, you're under arrest!

You're under arrest and you, come here!

My wife... my wife is leaving me!

I don't believe that I'm doing all this overtime!

- And, among other things, unpaid! -Come on!

But this cop has nothing else in life to do?

But what of his life? He is alone like a dog!

But I have to say that when he was married to the dentist..

it was a normal person..

- Come on, come on! - Take a vacation!

But who, the Recchia is?

I swear, you should've seen him that he was happy when he left!!

Do you have kids?

Nice years.

If you find any of our section, so the "ξεμπουκώσει" a little bit?

Yeah, well... He's a romantic, a lover boy, he wants love at first sight!

It is six years now, waiting for him to "hit" the god of love!

Not to say that you will have to face in the glory-father!

I did it just to feed my children!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I still can't understand why in this country, anyone who steals..

he always says how he's doing it for the children!

- Wise words, captain! - We go!

But no, where to go? We need to formulate our next business!

Actually, it's 21:00.. - Best, we have more time!

We'll talk about it in front of a nice plate of carbohydrates!

Now this is a shop not bad, tables outside, pizza so-so..

however, adopt legitimate proof!

"DAMON HOST' - TIMBER TIMBRE

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Good!

Maybe you need to call your mother!

But after the run in India!

Never cared for us.

I only had this..

- How long it takes the ambulance? - Actually, it's a good thing he died..

After about a dead man in the ambulance is not so urgent, right?

Girls anyway, it's better to talk about it now!

I without the grandmother's pension, I can't hold it open business..

I have to go!

But no!

No, that's not right!

It's not right to bankrupt, because the state doesn't pay!

Claudia, you have to keep taking the pension of your grandmother!

- You can't! - But it does!

I mean, at least I've read about people who have done it..

And that you applied?

But I don't do any request..

To be clear, I'm not saying this as a prompt!

I say it, informative!

Okay?...

Huh, nothing...

...

Eu?

They put their grandparents in the freezer and συνεχίζαν to take the pension!

- What thing? - And who's going to collect?

Deposited to your account!

But how dare you say something like that.

in front of the body of the grandmother?

Good to me, but he can't hear you!

Claudia, I'm telling you to save the business!

And then it will only be for a few months, come on now..

until they pay you from the Museum!

After you and she would agree, said it before! He said the same!

Right!

And to override the last wishes of a dead man is very, very bad!

But which desires? But when he said it?

You think only your salary!

- And rightly so... - of course not. No, Claudia!

Excuse me, but we are thinking only to save the business!

I say to you, because you're capable of..

you are knowledgeable, professional and honest!

You have a "Ieadership" (leadership), "vision" (vision), "know-how" (knowledge)!

No!

I would not put my grandmother in the freezer, as the fillets of the language!

It's the man who loved me most in the world..

you'll have to bury you properly!

Now if you'll excuse me, but do you think this would be better..

in a cold and dismal grave of a cemetery..

or here at home, with the little granddaughter, in the warm up?

Inside in the freezer.

I mean, I spent a lot of time with him.

he was sitting there all the time and take it from there, the tortellini and the lasagne..

And between the but, if we want to, there won't be this big of a change for us.

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

No, no, no! It is immoral and illegal.

And anyway, we already called an ambulance!

- First Aid! - Called before a 1-hour ambulance!

Yes, miss, there was a strike and a couple of calls should be gone!

What you call it?

Miss? What you call it?

Hello?

- Miss? Oj..

Hello?

But I'm really doing this thing?

Lying in bed won't fit!

Let's put her in a sitting! I'll do a seat of lasagna!

Okay, slowly!

Yeah, yeah.. - okay, Okay!

But well, you want to bury it under the dumpling?

No, let's leave it that it looks!

So the first one will open, you will see it..

and then we all go to jail, what do we care?

Only for a few months, nana!

Until you pay me!

I swear to god!

"BAD DAYS" - THE FLAMING LIPS

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Claudia Maria Lusi, your documents are ready!

As long as a signature and the amount will be resolved!

Thank you, finally!

E, waiting lists..

Unfortunately, due to incomplete capital, I can only sign off 4 the month.

See here what a stack!

My envelope?

Down here!, Where is the post-it notes!

Or I get confused and is it up here?

It was down here or up here?

It was down here or up here?

- Anyway, it's up or down? - I don't remember.

Unfortunately, I'm having a bad period..

My wife wants to redecorate!

See this bathroom!

Only the tub cost of 26,000 euros! Of course, with passing and everything in it!

If you knew any company that makes half-price the entire job?

No!

Think about it, can you come up with any idea in mind..

So you're asking me a bag?

So I'd have to pay me half of the bathroom, "unbeknownst"?

Don't ask me.. since it's "unbeknownst to me", then who should I know?

I will not give you anything, not money, you understand?

- That's right! - Who is it?

Who said that? I!

Miss, when they make a transgression, then it's unstoppable!

Captain Recchia, Prosecution of Economic Crime, you're under arrest!

But after I signed now, I have the pen in hand, can confirm this!

Now sign..

Aa..

But I don't have any relationship!!

Wait!

That's enough, let her go!

Rambaudo not gonna tell you again! You don't have any relation with this company!

But I have the authority of the Colonel.

Of course, since it's your cousin, move over!

- You two come with me! - Wait, wait, wait! Stop!

Please!

Tell me!

A signature!

Go ahead, sign up fast!

Miss, this man is under arrest, he can't sign!

- No, leave it to the sign! - This man can't sign it!

No!

Oh, my God! What did I do?

Injury to public official!

And serious, I think.

I guess I don't συννεονηθήκαμε right!

I have 3 suspects that are not cut proof ...

a suspect of money laundering in the currency of the external and if I don't get out right away.

there is a plug ready to benefit from all of my successes! Tell me!

No, you got a suspicious head trauma..

and you must remain under observation!

Officer, wants to see the girl who threw you down a flight of stairs!

But what are we waiting for?

Take them all out and put it in! We need to question her! Come on, come on!

Don't overwork him!

Hello!

Do you remember me?

Claudia Maria Lusi You? No!

- Please come in, sorry about the mess! - Thank you!

Uh ... I'm sorry for the incident, are you hurt much?

No!

But look really a complaint, is a thing very heavy!

I would like to explain how things went down, can I?

- Please, we have all the time! - Thank you!

Well, I have a small business of restoration of works of art..

and the Museum of me has 160.000 euro, for 2 years now!

Initially I was told that this money would be enough...

Gennaro, but you like it?

"I wish, my god!" I'm going to walk as Medjugorje!

I mean..

These money belong to me!

And he 2 times he was ready to sign me and you 2 times I took him!

That is why I went ballistic..

Rip out the lawsuit that I did!

You can... no, no, No!

Eu.. it is wonderful that you do this thing for me!

No, I don't do it for you.. I believe in the State!

Can't pester a cute girl and ανυπεράσπισ...

I mean a citizen..

That and man you were, for me, it wouldn't change anything..

Almost that is, in the sense that... I don't mean you were gay..

I have many friends gay and I don't have anything against the gay..

are sensitive!

- Okay, we did it! - Keep a little basket!

The one with the female is shy and clumsy!

- Is green. - That's right!

The first time to hook up with his ex, did it about a year and a half!

And why not give us a little σκουντηματάκι it?

Why is this dinner?

Of course, for a job, we have so many new cases to work on!

Good for you! Well, what is there?

The "Ugo La Vecchia" (= Old woman), boss of the mafia "Sacra Corona Unita"..

a fugitive since 2007!

Company "holding" with 700 million in the Cayman islands!

Claudia Maria Lusi, restorations of works of art!

"TU" - UMBERTO TOZZI

We're here, we're there.

There is love at dinner, and you..

Tell me yes, if you want.

My bed is big, and you..

You weigh a little more than the foam..

You, because you're not here...

Excuse me, but what...on what? What illegalities..?

- Miss Lusi a tax evader for? No, it's a flawless tax return!

Such taxpayers these days, I can't find them easily!

Well, then I'm sorry, but on what we are investigating you?

Is that there is a small incompatibility with the grandmother's pension.

Yes, if you want to check, miss Lusi has a tax home-based.

You can go there and evening hours!

I don't have a partner..

And a little bit of madness, so much as is sufficient, because you..

I understand what you are doing now.

I at the home of Claudia Maria Lusi, I'm not going!

And if I ever hear you say the name, I'll send you all of the Basilicata!

Apart from Palumbo, who's going to the Pordenone!

- But, officer, why do you do it? - My own theme!

We were talking about the Cayman islands, right?

You will have to force him to talk!

- To the health of the business, "No invoice, no party"! - Yes!!!!!

Health to the company "If you don't publish invoice, I'll put it out"!

Yes!!!!

- To the health of the company "VAT against VAT"! - Yes!!!!

To the one who invents the names of the companies!

Yes!!!!!

Whoever is not jumping is a tax cheat, huh!! Eu!!

Officer, that girl, Claudia..you?

- Cute, right? - It is very beautiful Claudia!

- What is beautiful? - Isn't it?

It's so beautiful!

Is the woman of my life!

But then why don't you go home?

Because of the challenge that's gross!

I can only to work! To go to work!

No woman wants to be loved! But why..

Why did you have me drink, little ...

Waiter? Three cups of coffee!!!

Don't go and tell in the office!

The thing is.. how to say it?

In my relationships with women... I lack enough of something.

Officer, I'm here for you!

But yeah, come on now! The dimensions are not so important!

- Actually, don't worry! - But what dimensions do you think?

Who said anything about dimensions? I am lacking in confidence!

My mother wanted to abort me.. The one time it was the strike..

the other doctor refused to operate, and the third was an earthquake..

Basically, I'm the child of a chain of misfortunes!

Do you know what this means?

How my mother never loved me!

And do you know why I'm not sure how Claudia despises me for?

Because I love her!

If I'm going to this, I already know what will happen!

Tachycardia, I washed sweat..

Stroke block..

I can't find the words, so I'll throw crap and make a fool of myself!

Gennaro, look at me!

You in my position, would you hit ever ring the bell?

Officer, I, as a woman, I know insecurity, you men..

but you can fight it!

E, yes the fight..

You see, we can save us some work, we wanted to find a girlfriend..

E, to find me a girl..

But now is different, I can't see you like this..

- I don't deserve it! - E well, I don't deserve it..

That's enough!! Straighten your back!

The I of me, if you're my superior!

Tomorrow you will go to hit that doorbell..

- ..and invite her.. "how the hell?" - Claudia Lusi!

..Claudia "Luisi", for dinner out!

- Lusi, Lusi, they say. - Do you understand? That's an order!

Excuse me! - Please!

Rest..

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- Who is it? - I'm the captain Recchia!

I don't know if you remember, The Recchia, the deputy, who broke...

Yeah.. wait a minute!

Eu...

I'm...naked!

I got it!

- Calm down! - Calm down!

- Calm down, calm down! - Calm down, calm down!

Good morning!

Good evening, am I disturbing you?

Yes! - Good.

- How are you, better? Yes, better, yes.

I.. can't..

Could I ... can I come in?

To enter?

But of course, what's the question? Come on in!

- Thank you! - Please!

- What a beautiful home! Yes!

But let's go in my office, where I do restorations..

because when I'm home, I spend always my time in there!

- Oh, what a great interesting place!! - Oh, my God, the jacket is stained!

But no, this jacket is perfect...

- I don't wear a jacket! - E, yes indeed!

- E, in fact, for your say! - A, for the mine?

- Has color! - Ah, don't worry, anyway it is brand new!

Oh, I'm sorry!

No, in the sense that I still haven't bonded with it!

- Well... - A, yes..

- Do you want a cup of coffee? - No!

- Of course! - Yes indeed, a cup of coffee..

- "Black sugar", you said, right? Actually bitter, completely bitter!

Oh my God!

But damn...

So?

- To what do I owe the honor? Nah nothing like that.. a little tax audit!

Excuse me! - You'll have to excuse me, I didn't mean to frighten you!

I know you're all okay!

Then...

Why do tax control?

Why is a sampling rate control which is used for the statistics..

in accordance with the law, 765, article 34, paragraph...

- Oh, my God! -- Wow!!!

- Is there.. - Yeah, don't bother!

I... The bills, them I'm there.

Yes! - I'm going to make another cup of coffee!

- No, why... - yes, Yes!

Yes..

- Hello? - I'm Augusto from Bordighera!

I'm here in the area, there is the Birgit you?

No, my grandmother isn't here!

- Uh... - Are the baths at Chianciano!

And when are you returning? Because I'm staying here till Friday.

- Returns on Saturday, what a misfortune!! - No, because I...

Here's the coffee! You leave it..?

Yes, I have something urgent and you really need to go!

- Checked them all? - Yes, yes!

You keep a great report of your turnover!

Go!

Listen, would you mind to tell me the reason of this control?

The reason.

Ah, yes! The syntax of your grandmother's!

The Birgit Hoffen, right?

Born in Hanover, married to Luigi Lusi..

holder of a pension each month goes to the "Ri-Creo: Restoration projects"!

Everything works, all registered, great!

But the grandmother how does she get around? I mean, I can handle it?

Yes!

- The support you lives with me! - Good for you?

And where is the grandma? - In The Chianciano...

Oh, lucky!

So I'm going now, we'll be in touch...soonish!

- It's all over! It will put me in jail! - Aren't you overreacting a bit?

No, no, no, I am informed! This is foxy!

So play dumb, and then "chuck".. you brings!!

You throw the line about the grandmother's pension, and he leaves, saying:

"I'll be seeing you soonish", but that's the way with this style!

- What does that mean, in your opinion? That will throw us in jail!

No, but I'm sorry, but what do you mean: would "OUR" stick book holder.

Claudia to go.. what did we do?

- Hide body? - Aa..

Girls, we're in trouble, I know!

I was 4 years with a judge of cassation!

Married..

Let's do it!

I'll get it out of the freezer, grandma!

And then we call the doctor, to go to declare the death!

So there will no longer be illegal.

Ok, let's unbox old!

- What is subtlety in the ways! - Sorry, but that's old and dead!

How much time do you think thaw a human being?

Well, a chicken needs 2 hours!

Ok, then a chicken weighing 500 grams approx..

a grandmother of 70 pounds, minus the 21 grams lost when someone dies..

and therefore removing the weight of the soul...

Okay, let's just say that it takes 15 hours?

Ok, let's do it in the Weekend, anyway, the i. r. s. doesn't work!

Even on Saturdays..

But where to take and pick up...

Officer, well how'd it go with Claudia Maria Lusi you?

- You invited her for dinner out? - Of course!

I mean, I imply, that one.

Then... then, she...

Okay, I didn't make it!

He caught me tachycardia, stroke, blocking, sweating!

- But since you at work you're not afraid of anything! - With women I'm scared of everything!

Then, go to the find..

and pretend you have in front of you is a suspect!

And to say to her? To hear from you!

A couple of words!

"The last time I forgot something."

Miss Lusi will reply: "What thing?"

"To invite you out to dinner!"

What do you think?

Yes, but not like this!

Firmly, decisively, pretend you're on a mission!

Better!

Okay, I'll have to leave to spend 15 hours!

- A game of cards "Burraco" is? - Hmm, it's too short!

Rossana, what's up with Giorgio's?

Well, the Giorgio never sleeps on me, because he says that he works at night and stuff.

And you will say: "he's married!"

But no, no, no! He loves me, I'm sure of that!

And then there's the only man who never talks to me about his work!

Then it's full of passion, sensuality!

Yesterday I did it for hours and hours, until you can break the bones of the pelvis..

and then I do that thing where I get up from the feet up..

- Hello? - I'm Augusto, from Bordighera!

Yes, my grandmother is in Chianciano! - But if he was to return today!

I had made a mistake, returns Monday!

- No, because it is to take care of. - Hello!

And at the end I screamed: "I love you!!"

- On the orgasm doesn't count, it is known that! - What do you mean "doesn't matter"?

- Fine counts! - It's odd this thing!

My grandmother I had never talked about him Augusto from Bordighera!

And now he's got two times!

Mom, I'll call you after!

Who is it?

I'm the captain Recchia, for a control!

Damn it, where to go, damn it!

Pm, open... The last time..

But where are you going, man? Put it down!

...I forgot one thing!

Now you're going to blow it all up! Talk to him and stall him!

Let the grandmother to us!

To invite you out to dinner!

Hello!

Because normally it would be a business, like...

- You need to μλήσω together with the lady.. - What, my grandmother?

No, I mean you! Just because we were talking in the plural!

A, the two of us to talk about?

But no, talk to me on a first name basis!

Yes..

- Uh.. the last time.. - Mm?

I forgot one thing! - What thing?

A bag..

And how is this bag?

As a bag suede, black as a bag shoulder style bag..

I'm sorry, but here there is no bag! See you around!

No, no, no, excuse me!

The last time I forgot and one more thing.. most important!

What?

A pen..

- Can I come in? - No! I mean, not "no", yes.

Simply, there are my friends...naked!

Completely nude, because today it's too hot!

So.. Girls!!

Can pass a police officer in the Prosecution of Economic Crime?

Yes!!!!!

Thank you!

With your permission!

Really a nice home!

Hello!

The Rossana, the Margie.

- And my grandma! - But seriously? The granny!

Ma'am, how did you get in Chianciano terme centre it?

(German) no, no, No!!

My grandmother, when playing at cards burraco, it is absolutely focused, silent.

- I'm sorry, I didn't want! Okay, I don't mind!

-..; - No, no, no, no!

From here, because I used too the pen. your pen! Here it is!

Is this?

Ah, my favorite Bic, yes!

- Listen, Claudia! - Hmm?

You can sit down, please? You need to talk to you!

Well, I didn't come here for either the bag or the pen!

but for another reason!

But maybe I'll tell you another time! Or maybe not! No, no, no, that's not right!

I have the duty to tell you.

Would you mind to tell me, before I have a heart attack?

Yeah..

I...

I would like to go to dinner with you!

Here I didn't know, you don't feel like it!

Excuse me, I shouldn't ask!

Excuse me, but just sometimes you think of something, but it falls out!

But, please, even an ice cream in a hurry, an ice cream in the fast.

Anyway I'm within 40 seconds, I'll have it finished!

I'm very good at it, I'll eat it straight...

But it's wonderful!

Peanut and chocolate?

Let's go!

- What beautiful sun, huh? - Mmm!!

So I want to stay out all day!

A, yes? Why?

Why...

Why the Prosecution of Financial Crime fascinates me so very, very much!

- And, indeed, to tell me something! - You asked for it, right?

Well, I in my life I'm following a "north star"..

and this is the decree-law 74 of 2000..

σωστώς modified by the decree law...

where the offense stands if the escape tax is greater than 50,000 euros!

Take however into account that previously was 103.291,38..

or if the non-reported income exceeded 10% of the total!

But that "ça va sans dire"! (= of course)

But what about ice cream?

Excuse me, I just got carried away and lost it..

I! - E, but I'll do it!

Having a good time? Having a good time!

We were talking about the Scico, the Service of the Prosecution that acts against Organised Crime..

The Scico conduct business with the group action is called Gico..

and of course together with the Dia, i.e. the Address Interrogations against the Mafia!

But to explain better, I need to sit down because it's a bit complicated!

Oh!!

Do you want to go home?

No, no, keep going because interested in more and more as you say!

- How you said, "Schifo" (=crap) - No!

He runs everything, in the sense that without the Dia..

even with all of these business personalities...

Roses, man?

- Oh, yes, yes! - No, no, no!

Yes, thank you, I have to do something for her to forgive me.

- Give me three! - Please!

- Thank you! Hold! - Thank you!

- There you go! - A thousand thanks!

Proof?

Who is it?

Not "who is it?" The proof!

You need to edit a receipt, invoice or payment slip!

- All right, come on! - By choice!

- No, no, no! - But since we all pay! Where are you going?

I'm from the irs!

And I am obliged to confiscate the subject of crime!

No, no, no, no survey! He seems to like me!

She is flirting with me already, "his own way"!

You, however, give me a call, as soon as the grandmother is defrosted, okay?

No, no, no, I'll just pet it!

But after we had it back in the freezer! The language I mean!

What?

But what do you think? I'm holding him here, to give you time to defrost!

You can't understand what I'm dealing with, this is a scourge of God!

It is completely a jerk, I can't, I can't take this anymore!

I understand, but I what can I do now, I'm sorry!

I'm in doubt, I went and hid the body of the for... er, tongue...

Hello, Is Claudia In? What's going on?

- I shut anymore the phone! - Aah!!!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't want to aggravate the dogs.

There's nothing wrong, it's a good time to push me in the pond on time!

Honestly that was one of the reflexes that we learn...

Welcome.. good night..

It was a horrible day, right?

But what do you think? Even here with ποναν anymore bites!

A, that's a good thing!

Oh, my God, these are again!

Quickly, everyone in! It's dangerous! We are all going through!

Fast! Fast! All in! All in! It's dangerous!

Is the power out?

No, I think I finally changed the main switches!

I'm going to get a wax!

-But not, can I go! - No, no, no, you stay here!

- What are you doing there? - Checking!

But what do you control it?

No because when it changed to me the main switches.

Has thawed completely everything from the freezer, 400 euro damage!

- So it pays to place them all.. - No!

- But why? - Why do I have to do something urgent!

- What thing? - I can't tell you!

It is a personal thing!

Okay, then you do this thing, and I, in the meantime, I'm emptying the freezer!

No, because this thing you have to do it together, me and you!

Excuse me, Claudia, but what is this urgent and personal thing..

but you have to do it together?

Wait, wait, wait, wait! Don't rush too much?

Because of you I really like you..

and so if for you it's a game, a move πονοψυχίας..

or do you just want only my body.. I can understand!

But tell me!

- If it is, I better go clean out the freezer! - No!!!

No!

You I really like you!

And yes, I...

..I'm already starting to fall in love!

Oh!! I touched one of my breasts!

Yes, I looked like a gesture relevant in the context of the time, no?

Yes!

Excuse me, it's just that I...

- I have a difficult relationship with sex.. - Yes!

To let myself go, my needs much time and sometimes too much!

And in these cases the males, they run away!

So if you want to disappear forever.

you to know that I will not be απογοτεύσεις!

But I'm shy! Wait, I like it very much!

Except in the case where there is a freezer that defrost!

I'm sorry, but really those 400 euro... - no, no, No!

- What happened? Are you tired? - Too many feelings..

Maybe it's better to go, but I'll call you when I get home, okay?

Well, good night, my love!

No, but I don't believe it, I don't believe it!!

Time 08:15: "good Morning my love, I miss you!"

Time 08:22: "Why don't you answer? Did I make a mistake in something?"

Time 09:15: "For you to forgive me, I booked a table for dinner with a fish!"

- At 09:18... no, No, come on, I don't believe it! - , But look at this!!

So I "work" all the categories of YouPorn..

and I have the Giorgio leaving me in the middle of the night..

while he falls in love with a half kiss?

But I don't love him! I don't want to see him anymore!

Why don't you let him?

Enough three words: "I Have another!"

Even two: "I'm a lesbian!"

But I can't. To keep him away from the freezer..

I had to tell him that I'm in love!

Now, if I give him up, he will understand immediately what's going on and you caught me.

- No, no, no, no! - Come on, that's fine.

Even him to break up with him!

How?

In your opinion, I chose right? It's for a special woman!

It's perfect, it's a champagne biodynamic, separate the year!

"Pas dosé".

{an8} Term for a wine which does not have added extra sugar, but only from the same grape..

Excellent choice!

Simon!

Ah!

Did he hit you?

- Hello! - Hello!

Claudia is?

What's the matter?

- You don't like me? - No, no, no, you're beautiful..

And your dress, and your makeup very fine, fine!

Yeah, you know, I was pale like a dead.

Why, I got a little food poisoning from drugs!

What drugs?

And you, what concern is that to get fuck?

No, nothing.. it was just for the conversation! Okay, let's make a nice toast!

I got a σαμπανούλα!

Thank you!

Well in ps..

...speakers!

I'm sorry, Claudia, but what's going on? You look different, you look like another!

But what's breaking, damn!

Excuse us! - Anyway it's the same, I'm telling you now..

Mmm!!

My psychiatrist says that I have a little disorder..

Okay, it's not schizophrenia, no! Because it was spinning you a web of drugs!

In its opinion, may be more than one Claudia!

I don't think so, what do you think?

- What do you think? What do you think? What do you think? - Look who's here?

Hello!

- For introductory, red raw shrimps.. - No, no, no, no!

I would like a kebab with everything on it!

Kebab, we got a kebab is?

I'm sorry, but we don't serve kebab!

Well, we have fried, fried, fried food?

.- Yes. - There's the Tempura fried shrimp!

Ah!

With a mayonnaise kind of special than blueberries, very fine!

Thank you!

Good, good..

Mmm!! It is very, very nice thing!

- Listen To Claudia... - Try!

Absolutely prohibitive!

Okay!

But what do you do?

Excuse us!

I'm with you I'm fine!

A joy, because finally I can be my own self!!

I can't stand men in which like the "perfect" woman.

the completely "stuck-up", such as the classic dumb-classy chick!

No, no, no, no!

Waiter, can you change table? Here there are rude people!

Rude to you? You said: "rude"to you?

- The whole restaurant heard it, he called me rude! - But, so to speak..

- It's a figure of speech! - Come on, say that again to me!

To get up and my husband will kick your ass!

So it's not, you're going to break your face in it?

- A sweater, my ass! You said it! - What's going on?

It can be thought of, but I didn't!

Can the very thought of it.

and either way, the situation seems clear.

The girl doesn't... I'm Not going to argue with you of course about this! Right?

- Take it! - Thank you!

Let me ask you, this personality you come out often?

No!

Only when I'm happy!

- Does it hurt? - Yes, yes!

- If you touch it, yeah! - I'm sorry!

I'm sorry that...

I want you to know, I love the bruises on the type of man who fights, such as the Trump..

why is a feminist, right-wing..

- "Feminism, right-wing" to you? - Mmm!

The who, what exactly does it say?

That the womb is mine, and you'd handle it, but as I say..

because you, the man of the day, you make money.

and I'm the woman of the night waiting for you..

and bang until I break the bones of the pelvis!

This is the equality!

Come on!! Show me how he shoots the gun the love of your life!

No, no, no, no!

Hey, look, I've told you how I work a lot and I can't?

In the morning I have to get up early... Let's settle it this way: can I call you back?

I'll call you, maybe give you a call, can and to write to you..

I'm sorry, but really...

"OH LOVE" - PRATEEK KUHAD

A chemistry talk, which I'm not telling you anything else!

This Giorgio, is dreamy sex, and this is perfect..

just at some point she stands up and says:

"I'm going now, you know tomorrow I have to get up early!"

And I'm like: "Hey, Giorgio, mercy anymore!"

"But you can't and from my home to get up early?"

"What has my bed, glue?"

- Married with kids! - After I said no, I told you!

- I'm telling you how I feel... - Ros, easy with the statue!

We've had to do the restoration on the spot to the museum..

and I didn't have any to bring home!

- One, two, three! I got it!

Oh!! But what does it do?

Excuse me, but be careful.

I'm Augusto from Bordighera and I want to talk with your grandma!

- . - What time?

Around 11:00... - it's Not true!

Because I was here in front of my trailer!

Actually, I was wrong, it was 10:00!

I was here at 10:00!

Okay, then it would be at 09:00, 08:00 pm?

Goes in and out all the time!

I'm sleeping right here in front of you, 3 days now!

And Birgit has never passed by this door!

What have you done to Birgit for?

Nothing!

Nothing, it's just that...

My grandmother doesn't want to talk to you!

I don't want to talk to me? That's impossible!

At 17:00 will come to the house!

And if your grandmother won't be here, then I'll call the police!

I would like to know what evil have I done?

- Κατέψυξες your grandmother, baby! - And now?

I got it! - What thing?

Ros, wait! Are you sure about what are you going to do?

I'm positive, I was 2 years with an expert "makeup with special effects"!

- Married man? - Yes, but candidate 2 times for the awards David!

You're a jerk.

Hello! It's open!

Oh, Birgit! But therefore, you're here!

How are you?

- E..a mess! Oh..

- I have a hoarseness in my voice! - I'm sorry!

But you're still always beautiful, Birgit!

You know, you look younger than 4 years ago?

- Is the anti-wrinkle cream! - Aa..

- What do you want? - , Uh, my wife died!

Uh ... condolences!

But what condolences, Birgit it?

The bloody piece of junk left from the middle!

- Can we get married at last! Easy, easy.

We have 4 years to get together, right?

Yes Birgit, and I understand you're very upset about this.

but you see, to cheat on her sick husband, was bad!

- On top of that, in front of 50 years of love... - "Fifty";

Yes! What are the 4 years that we haven't found?

50 years, Birgit..

The "Piper Club" in Rome.

On April 19, 1968!

The concert of Pink Floyd!

Guys! a meeting is more possible and two weddings!

So for 50 years I was cheating on my husband?

But what happened, you're guilty "retrospective", dear?

Come on, come on! Now we can keep the promise, right?

By the way, would you rather get married here or in Bordighera, in front of everyone...

No! Everything between us have finished!

I got another one!

What... But how can you have someone else?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! My pressure goes up!

- Do you have any drops Ετιλεφρίνης it? - No, get out of here!

Go back to the trailer to get to it, but I'll be back in a bit!

No, go and don't come back! He is coming and he is jealous!

- If he finds you here, I'll clean up! - But I don't feel good..

- I get the drops and I'll be back! - No!!

Get the hell out of here! Imagine that I have died!

Birgit!

I said that ... Ah!!!

- Am I disturbing you? No, but Claudia is at work!

Better, because I would like to speak with you, ma'am!

I know that you are very close!

And that you give her the 4.131 € of your pension, for the company "Ri-Creo"!

It is something very good and if you could open a time...

A second only!

Come on, come on!

May I?

Excuse me, but I don't like to find sloppy..

What do you want?

It is a matter of several minute.

I would like to know if...

Claudia from little, was not loved by her mother, right?

Eu...

Her mother. had run away to Goa!

- But you how do you know? - I read it in her eyes..

I had the same problem..

and to us, it always stays that deep incised wound!

Eu...

Is there any solution?

According to my therapist, yes!

Someone to love totally, completely, without any restrictions!

And I Claudia I love her so, but she is frightened and runs away..

Faking the schizophrenic to remove me from her side!

- And you? - I don't have a purpose to get away!

I feel like the appetite to want to shake hard, for the rest of my life!

Just if I try to do this talk to your granddaughter..

the less, will ignite the house!

Then you want to tell her?

But no, only a fool would ask something like that from grandma!

But, if you insist...

Okay, I'll tell her!

I think it's coming, I heard the machine!

Claudia is?

"JIMMY - MORIARTY

Claudia!

You're angry, huh? I'm sorry, you're right, I was wrong!

I shouldn't be talking with your grandmother!

You wanted only this!

- To get me into bed? - No!!

No!

To look you in the eyes from close!

You are scaring me! You know too many things for me!

Because with women, I have the syndrome of Holmes..

Of Sherlock Holmes, right? And no John Holmes.. I wish I had!

{an8}John Holmes: porn actress

- Who is John Holmes? - A, I don't know...

I better leave it..

What I wanted to say is that when I love a woman..

I observe everything around her.

I read mainly the feelings!

And now, what exactly are you reading?

Love it.. so!

And fear.....

John Holmes!

"LET MY LOVE OPEN THE DOOR" - PETE TOWNSHEND

But what? Is this true?

Recchia: "Take off"!!!

Yes!!!!!

Wait, you're all sweaty! I'll carry this for you, give it to me!

Thank you!

Why caress me?

Why you should be prudent! We are two wounded people!

The first one will get hurt, will put it on feet!

And I have the same problem, but I'm not good to tell you, just like you!

- You what treatment you followed? No, but what treatment?

With 1,400 euros per month, I can't afford a therapist!

I was using the toaster!

- So, did you treat with the toaster? - Yes, for 4 years!

Nothing.. I was just there waiting to become my toast..

and I missed a phrase out loud and just then the toaster blew the whistle..

Just at that moment, as if to give me right about what I said, so...

Too bad the holidays are over!

Actually, I have to get 6 more years, not licensing!

-Traduzione & Sincronizzazione ' Italianο Perfect-

I'll be gone for another week

In your opinion, if someone in the past has done bad things.

it would be better to confess?

Yes, it's a long time ago that I wanted to talk to you about that, actually..

My ex-wife, the dentist, did a horrible thing!

- You cheat on her? - It's worse!

The abusing him? Beat her up?

Finding tax control and imposition of a fine dawn, 84,000 euro!

Her fault.. cured cavities, in black!

I haven't been able to turn a blind eye ... it's something that's beyond me!

Excessive sense of duty! For this, please.

don't make me ever have to choose between you and the law!

And you, do you have any hidden body?

Me? Yes!

Body?

- You never know where to put it.. - Mm?

Nothing..

You know, they say there is a cure for our wound!

To try and be a better parent than your own!

Does it work?

Who knows?

Said the toaster!

-Traduzione & Sincronizzazione ' Italianο Perfect-

A month license?

Who's who in our days is taking a month leave? Only you!

We we are out of time for 2 weeks, customers have been beside herself!

A miracle happened not so they canceled the contract!

- But are you a fool? No, I'm in love and he also!

This is fantastic!!

Forgive me, but it does not seem a sufficient reason!

I'm pregnant!

- It's amazing!! - We'll have to see what he's getting!

- In a year we'll get married! - Oh, my god, what a romantic story!!

And the body?

The body?

Remember the body of your grandmother, where did you hide it..

with the help of our in your freezer?

Ros, I don't think it's the right time. You are going to marry!

Yes, with an officer of the Prosecution of Economic Crime!

And I don't think a dead body in the freezer helps the relationship!

There is a strong conflict of interest..

You will have to thaw it out!

If you find out, first you dump me and then arrest me!

or first you arrest me, and then she'll dump me!

Eu! Will the thaw in my house, a day he will not be!

- I don't have any mission or something that I need to do? - Thursday!

Thursday has to go to a village to arrest a fugitive!

Okay, it's Thursday!

What time on Thursday?

It is the 4th of the month, right?

All ready, 2 minutes and away you go!

Rambaudo, that's enough!

Ugo La Vecchia, I found him and I will arrest him, is that understood?

I have the signature of a colonel.

within brackets, is not a relative of yours!

And I of general!

- It's totally an old-plug and bum! - What did you say?

You're a fucking plug, and ignorant!

- It with the words! - Why do otherwise?

- I will report you! - Report me!

So I'll tell them in court how much of a jerk you are! - You can kiss my ass!

- You can kiss my ass you! - You can kiss my ass!

- Hh!!! - You have balls!

Your listen! Look over there!

The rat came out of its hole, block all of the vents!

The rodent out of the nest! Close all the roads!

What the fuck are you doing?

- My copy of the orders with συνώμυμα it? Yes!

I don't know.. what if the coroner finds out you died a year ago?

Do not send the coroner, but the doctor from the insurance fund!

Who, that idiot who said: "it's just heartburn in the stomach?"

Exactly! Come, with three!

You walk you way!

Come on! One, two, three, go!!!

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

- And if you see us on the road? - Claudia, think positive!

I have a plan!

There! Mm?

Come on, girls, but who's to know?

Us have seen to make such transfers, how many times..

Did you put hooks in?

But what do you say not to put hooks in the cart?

Ros, I'm sorry, but I don't understand why this kind of behavior!

Hey girls, don't you see that it's not closed, right?

Is faulty this here contraption!

Wait a moment, miss!

But what do you want?

But my grandmother didn't tell you to turn back to Bordighera for?

It's that I feel too bad if you don't see it, you know?

He caught me again the arrhythmia in the heart.

Miss, you need to see Birgit, please!

All right, all right!

Stay here and soon it will pass my grandmother!

- But I haven't told you anything! - Can I stay here?

Thank you, miss!

Thank you, thank you! Oh, my god!

I want someone who loves me for 50 years now, from Bordighera..

Claudia, tell me again about your history with Simone..

it's so romantic!

However, to know how and with Giorgio's perfect for the stage!

Today night you will sleep in me!

He always says that and at the end something happens to him!

I don't understand why do you think Claudia and not me!

Why this has not been discovered, 7 whole times ...

that the boyfriend was married to someone else!

- O, Rossana! - Eu?

Slowly, carry a dead body behind!

If happen any accident, it's not going to hurt.

Hey girls, what if they stop us?

- Mm, positive way of thinking! Yes, a positive way of thinking!

Come on, man, when have you ever seen the flag of the traffic police to...?

Oh, my God! These are the members of the Simone!

Margie, here, we need your skills! Come on!

"Team working", "public speaking", "problem solving" ?

- No, man, calves and chest. Come on, open them here! - Ok!

Good morning!

- Good morning! - Is there a problem, officer?

You need to check the van, what do you carry?

We're a little hasty..

you can't go back in a little bit to make the control?

Miss, close here the curtain and open the back door, go!

A, therefore it is true that looking at breasts?

- Who, me? Yes Ros, as well as the butt.

But since it's sitting in!

Yes, of course, of course..

The classic story with a nice pretext..

stop the nice girls to harass!

Miss, please! At the wheel were you!

- The beautiful girl, saw her after! - So!

Jerks!

And the Ros is also beautiful! Take a good look, is very nice.

I'm sorry now, but what did you want to tell me why I don't understand!

Don't think you're beautiful.

because I as far as possible, I have my audience!

I said that only to defend you, I'm sorry!

Enough, enough!

All of you get below.

And you there, down!

Quickly, quickly, come on!

Palumbo, opened the door back!

No!

No!!! I say no..

Well, I'm sorry, but first of all we stop to harass..

secondly, you stare at us in the chest!

- And in the ass! Yes!!

And third, you now want to search a van without a warrant?

No, no, no!

Well, I'll be! We are now going to go.

and in return I will file for harassment and abuse of power!

- All right, girls? Yes!

Nice, the keys! The keys, give me the keys!

- Hands up! - Jesus!

Officer, suspect van. Can the rat is inside.

We need backup!

- Where is it? - In the van!

Claudia!

Simone!

- Your girlfriend? Yes!

Excuse me officer, but with the hat and the glasses I didn't recognize her at all!

But you're not supposed to be in a village for a business?

Yes, this is the one!

I didn't say why there is the secrecy of the investigations..

Gennaro, in your opinion, Claudia is hiding a mob boss in the van?

Officer forgive me, but refused to open the back door.

So you will add a little resistance in the control of a public official?

No, for God's sake, don't fight.. I don't understand.

- I was wrong! - No!

I don't want favors!

- Open the truck! - No!

If you open it, it means you don't trust me!

And if you trust her, you don't love her!

And if you don't love me, it's just a fling..

And if it's just an erotic adventure, then you're married!

Oh!! That's enough!

I trust you blindly!

So I'll open it, because I know you won't find anything!

No! No! No!

I don't understand why do you think Claudia and not me!

Why this has not been discovered, 7 whole times ...

that the boyfriend was married to someone else!

"WHEN I RIDE" - MORIARTY

Birgit!!! But where are you going? Stop it! I love you!

You fucking bitch!

The old lady is no longer here!

Therefore, the old woman (La Vecchia) were in the van.

- No! He said that!

Excuse me, but all this interest for the old woman(La Vecchia)..;

There are 130 men who are straddling the area to get Ugo La Vecchia (=old)..

..fugitive of μαφίοζικης Santa Corona Unita!

Aaa!!!

"A", what?

It happened a misunderstanding, because we were talking about another old lady!

There you go.

And..

What old lady did you have in that van?

Birgit!

Stop it!! Where are you going?

Birgit!

"The old lady with the pearl earring"!

{an8}Instead of the project "The girl with the pearl earring"

It is a reference of the Rembrandt..

- But come on! - Vermeer..

- Vermeer! - And so yes, the restore!

And why didn't you say so?

- Why? - Why?

Uh...

Because while it would have to be a restoration on the spot to the museum..

I was going to transport it home! Why are you staring at?

I figured it all out!

You took home a statue in the museum and you missed it!

From a technical point of view it is a theft of a work of art! Law 42 of 2004), article 173..

punishable from 1 to 3 years.

- My love! - "My love" will you tell me home!

Now I'm in a service and you three are under arrest!

Okay, captain, I do a crooked eye, these just lost a statue..

Don't ever say: "just"!

"I just helped friends.."

"I just facilitate the process" ... and we have become here Far West!

First in Europe in corruption, thanks to your "just"!

And you 3, come with me to the station!

And you continue here the investigations!

Let's go, come on!

Let's go!

"WHEN I RIDE" - MORIARTY

But where are you going there? Be careful, he's gorge!!!

- What are we doing here? - We'll talk about your crime!

Crime? We just took the work home!

Don't say "just", gets mad!

Claudia, I am unable to love, that's true, but not at work!

The first old man who's stuck in the freezer, I discovered I!

I warned my superiors!

"Let's not get out the news, otherwise in a year.."

"will we find all the cabinets of Italy, filled with grandparents!"

And indeed..

How did you know?

You were scattered all over information, Claudia!

And today, unfortunately, I put all the elements together.

How could you do this to me?

I one thing I ask:

"Don't make me choose between you and the law!"

I did a terrible thing.. I'm a beast!

Arrest me!

How can you ask me to arrest you? There is my son!

- So you close one of your eye? - No!

- Do both? Yes!

I don't know!

I don't know, I don't know.. Have to think about it!

I needed a toaster!

Wait here!

I've decided!

I will not send you to jail my son!

I'll close one eye and you will be a...

Eu?

Plus...

A co-conspirator!

Aa..

But don't ask to be your accomplice.

Thaw the grandma alone, I'm not helping you!

And then I don't want to know anything about that!

- Actually... - Silence!

No, it's just that... that's Enough! I said I didn't want to know anything about it!

We lost grandma!

So you, in essence, you're telling me that you missed a frozen dead body.

in an area surrounded inch by inch by 130 men of special forces..

and with armed checkpoints and with two helicopters?

Oh, you came here, huh? You did a great flight, Birgit!

What are you doing, don't you speak? You misunderstood it?

Be careful, though, because you were the one who betrayed me, you know!

After all the promises we exchanged!

Birgit it?

But are you okay?

My love, you're...

Oh, my god, you're so cold!

My love, what have they done?

Oh, my God!

Hello, 112 there? -Yeah go on, tell me!

- Is something very, very serious! I found... - How?

I don't understand sir, can you repeat that?

Hello?

Hello, can you hear me?

Here Recchia, secret research!

I'm looking for a statue wrapped in bandages whites!

Whoever finds it, bring it to the street, Po 10, and to speak only with me!

Over and out!

Well, I'm going back to my people, you click back to the route!

I'll meet you at your house, we will not use phones!

- Commit a dozen crimes! - Ok, let's go, come on!

I think I should love you much more than I predicted!

I'm not. Between us, it's all over!

What it means: "it's all Over"you?

You're only in the 2nd month and already drive me to commit crimes for our son!

At least she was born, damn it!

Here Recchia, secret research!

I'm looking for a statue wrapped in bandages whites!

Whoever finds it, bring it to the street, Po 10, and to speak only with me!

The men Recchia are looking for a statue wrapped in bandages whites!

For sure it is the disguise of La Vecchia!

You will need to find it! Get out!!

-Traduzione & Sincronizzazione ' Italianο Perfect-

"LONG COOL WOMAN - THE HOLLIES

This is not!

Fast! Fast! Stop him! Stop him!

Has gone from here! But where will he go?

So you think a stroller can take tight turns on?

- If driven by someone who's capable, yes. - And if it leads to a dead body?

.- - Let's Go, come on!

Wait! And the dead weight"to you?

Oh, my God!

Yes, dear, but get a grip please! Come on!

How?

I lost the man that I love.

my future husband and the father of my son!

- How many men have you? Yes..

Well, you finished with depressions and the other leave it to us!

Come on, get in! Meet me at the house!

Come on, we got here to be, necessarily! Hello!

To the!!

Ros, Ros! But what is he doing there?

Oh, my God! It will be a necrophiliac! Oh, my God! No, no, please!

Excuse me! Lord! I don't walk out of there, please?

Eu!! Get out of there!!

Mr νεκρόφιλε, all right?

- He's dead! - Ros, what do we do?

What can we do? He's dead! Anyway, one more, one less...

Come on, go from there and give me a help! Come on, come on!

With the 3! One, two, three!

But this is the one!

Oh, my God, they died hugging each other! What a romantic story!

Yes romantic, go now to the truck to bring in the sails, come on!

A - ok! - Move!

So it's more believable!

- Wait! Wait! - What?

But what...

Shh!

My love, hi!

Listen, what time will we meet?

I'm sorry, but what do you mean: "Something unexpected"to you?

But for that to departures, Giorgio's? That should be..

Giorgio, you know that I'm infuriated!

Is not married! He runs away because he is afraid of love..

like Simone, it is very same! You know?

But where is the cart?

No! Oh well, we stole it?

Why steal a dead?

Why people think it's a statue..

from the moment that a foolish put up a sign: "Fragile"!

Well, did you find it?

- No Yes!

- Yes or no? Yes, found it!

- And then we stole it! That.

Okay, it's, like, fate.

I will give birth alone and in jail!

No, no, no, because in prison there is a lot of crowding, Claudia!

So, calm down and let's think about this logically!

That can be has come to?

Since we the last time we got it, the μπαντάραμε and put...

Be there!

I found the men of the Simone!

Come on guys, come on! Go, go, go! Move, move, move!

Go ahead, take your positions! Take your positions!

But what's going on here?

- We're here to catch the La Vecchia!(=old) - a statue or a grandmother?

- The mob boss! Stand back, he's armed! - No!

The general! Come on, guys!

- Go, go, go, move, move, move! - Move on!!

- Move on!! Go, go, go! - Hello! Move, move, move!!

Go, go, go!!

Ugo La Vecchia, freeze, you're under arrest!

But it's just a statue!

Take off the bandages!

- Do something! Do something! - Aa!

- I'm not okay! Oh, my god, my heart! - My friend is not well!

Call 118 for an ambulance.

- What is it? - What is this?

It is...

"The old lady with the pearl earring"..

But this is not old!

Because we did the απαοκατάσταση, looks new!

Excuse me, but I don't feel good!

Calm down!

An explanation will be there!

Rambaudo, but what a lot of rubbish, you did it again?

We had to gather the whole troop, about that thing?

Sir general, I can't figure it out, I was sure that...

- This is unacceptable! - Yes, sir! Yes, sir!

But, I thought...

Μονίνως were a complete disappointment for me!

Retard!

Yeah, but dad, can't you bark at me in front of the..

Dad, look, mom even... if I may? I told you...

Did you do it?

Yes, from a technical point of view, we're accomplices!

- There is one thing very, very nice! - No!

It really is a thing terrible!

So between us is not the end of the story?

- Let's go! We got him! - Yes, officer!

We got him! - We got him!

We got him!

- You've got the Ugo La Vecchia it? Yes!

Good for you!! And how did you do it?

Called the mistress of so we spotted him right away!

- You need to calm down! - No, dad.

Giorgio's?

- Rossana, my love! - What are you doing here?

Ma'am, step away! This man is accused of complicity with the mafia..

and drug dealing.

- And probably is married. No, I'm not married!

I swear to god I'm not married! I'm not married! I love you too!

- Really? Yes!

Is likely to be the principal for more than 30 homicides!

Aa..

Okay, and what does that mean?

All of us have a flaw..

Yes, I love you!

Get him out of here!

Let's take the van and let's follow them!

- Well done guys, you were amazing! - Thank you, officer!

Congratulations to you!

This time the promotion does not cut off anyone!

Congratulations for the arrest of Ugo La Vecchia!

I have my doubts..

But we don't put it down!

Today at 21:00 I'll see you all at the pizza place!

We will organise our next business!

Just kidding.. I Have something much better to do!

Lance Corporal Scheri!

Thank you for the little "σκουντηματάκι"!

I'm sorry...

If you and I don't want to show you a stickler.. but I'm missing a small piece..

Huh, nothing.

between us was over before 74 minutes and 35 seconds and I wanted to die!

After I was informed that the Rambaudo came here and said:

"No, my dear παλιοβίσμα, you my wife won't arrest her!"

And that's where I realized the difference between you..

and all the other women in my life..

... I mean Katya and Sara!

I love you too!

I swear I'll never do illegal things! Never again!

And yes, tomorrow I'll call the doctor and going to close the topic!

That's where you're wrong! Because the thawing looks!

The grandmother should be preserved in methanal for a 2 days..

But leave it to me, don't worry! The day of the funeral..

Hear our prayer..

and do so, this is the faithful soul who has chosen to rest here.

next to all that loved her..

to drive in Paradise, awaiting the Resurrection..

Of Jesus Christ, our Lord..

Good-bye!

Augusto!

Let us pray!

- Did you read it? - Our father, who...

"He betrayed the call to the fiancée"!

Fiancee and not a mistress, right?

It's on the front page!

Yeah.. Come on, let's go!

Now, you will certainly have thawed!

The language..

...and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us..

Let's wait a bit before you die, grandma!

On 27 comes to retirement, the last salary will help us.

Why last?

Because without the grandmother's pension, you will need to close the company.

But you can't do that.

So the Museum will not be able to pay you!

I get to 1,400 euros per month.. and that money they need us!

A child costs $ 700 per month!

I read it in the donnaemamma.it"..

Okay, that means I will have to look for another job.

Yes, especially today pregnant women are in high demand in the job market!

Okay, but as long as the love for a child! We know well this!

Yes, of course!

If he has love, what does he care to drink milk bad brand..

generated from feed horses?

What does he care for the narrow shoes..

And yes, if one of the first steps hurt to the legs.

it will adjust immediately and in life!

Claudia, you need to open the company.

And how to be, when the bank gets me everything I win?

That's why he had put grandma in the freezer!

Oh!! Cut the crap, come on don't shove it in!

Really, what's it to you?

This is their own happiness, and not our own!

After you told me to say this!

Girls!

You can't freeze it again grandma!

And then I swore to myself, enough with the shenanigans!

And anyway, already αποψύξαμε 2 times!

Okay, but it's not like you have to eat, too!

So, are you in there?

- I didn't say that! - And neither am I! Who said that?

- Who said it? - None!

- Talk, right out loud! - For our son!

At worst we say, but it's not about that! It's not right in general to think so!

Why then we do what everybody else did, no?

Yes, but the others, what do they do? - I don't know, I don't care, my love!

- Is an issue.. - But was just making conversation!

- We're talking.. - But are you looking at me, all of you!