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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,568 --> 00:00:07,141 (ringing) 2 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:09,043 CHRIS ROCK: As a kid, I wasn't superstitious, 3 00:00:09,077 --> 00:00:11,145 but everybody in my family was. 4 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:12,446 If my mother spilled salt, 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,582 she would always throw some over her shoulder 6 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:16,650 for good luck. 7 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:18,519 No! 8 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:20,788 (clattering) 9 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:22,823 That's nine cents' worth of salt. 10 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,793 Drew wouldn't walk under a ladder, no matter what. 11 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:27,561 Sonny! Help me! 12 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:29,697 I've fallen and I can't get up! 13 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:32,200 You want me to help you, you're going to have to crawl 14 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:33,801 from underneath this ladder first. 15 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:35,836 And Tonya believed that, if she stepped on a crack, 16 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,671 she'd break my mother's back. 17 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:38,806 No! 18 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:41,475 (bones snapping) Oh! Oh! 19 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:47,148 (groaning) 20 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:50,151 I wasn't superstitious, but I did believe in bad luck. 21 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:53,154 (Madonna's "Lucky Star" plays) 22 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:55,389 Mom, I need some socks. 23 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:58,692 Julius, give Chris a pair of your socks, please. 24 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,794 * You must be my lucky star 25 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:05,099 * 'Cause you make the darkness seem so far * 26 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:06,800 These the only pair of socks you got? 27 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:08,436 Yeah. 28 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:11,172 Besides, those are my lucky socks. 29 00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:13,141 I was wearing those socks 30 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:14,742 the night I met your mother. 31 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:19,413 Girl, he's cute, but look at those socks! 32 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:25,186 (disco music playing) 33 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:27,155 I didn't think my father's lucky socks 34 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:29,123 would make a difference. 35 00:01:29,157 --> 00:01:32,560 Hey, lil' dude from across the street! 36 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:33,894 I just hit the numbers. 37 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,229 Want to hold a dollar? 38 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:37,198 Yeah. Thanks. 39 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:39,233 That's all you. 40 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:40,868 They not only made a difference, 41 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:43,237 they made a dollar. 42 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:53,914 * Ohh... make it funky now! 43 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:57,918 Captioning sponsored by CBS PARAMOUNT NETWORK TELEVISION 44 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,671 I believed in good luck. 45 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:20,841 I just never believed it could happen to me. 46 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:24,278 Man, I'm sorry. I forgot my bus pass. 47 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:26,414 It's all right, man. I know you. 48 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:29,350 For real? Thanks. 49 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:33,521 On the second bus, I got even luckier. 50 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:36,224 Hi. I'm Darlene. What's your name? 51 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:37,791 I'm Chris. 52 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,560 That's one of my favorite names. 53 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,695 That's not even my favorite name. 54 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:43,964 I was even getting lucky at school. 55 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,566 Take that, Mr. Miyagi! 56 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:46,967 Oh. Hey, Chris. 57 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:47,968 Want to smack this kid? 58 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,270 No, I'm okay. 59 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:53,974 This kid needs a pair of lucky socks and a gun. 60 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,910 Things were going so good, I almost felt white. 61 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,946 Chris, I bought you something. 62 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:02,383 It's a copy of Roots 4: Kunta's Revenge. 63 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,285 It's not even out yet. 64 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:06,554 Thanks. 65 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:08,256 Roots 4 was good, 66 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:11,225 but my favorite was Roots 6: Hitler Strikes Back. 67 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:14,728 Even though we were poor, 68 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:16,997 it didn't stop us from asking for stuff. 69 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:20,768 Mama, can I have pink carpet in my bedroom? 70 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:23,737 Pink carpet? What you need pink carpet for? 71 00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:26,507 Well, because Billy Ocean has pink carpet in his bedroom. 72 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:30,478 Along with a baby giraffe, a disco ball and three midgets. 73 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:32,580 Well, as soon as you get a hit record, 74 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,582 you can have any color carpet you want. 75 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,884 But, just because we asked for stuff, 76 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,051 it didn't mean we'd get it. 77 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:41,722 (tunelessly): * Candy girl, you are my world... * 78 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:43,357 Holy Ralph Tresvant! 79 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,293 * You're so sweet... 80 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,461 Hey, man, what you doing? 81 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:50,030 Just getting ready for the school talent show. 82 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:53,534 Oh, I'm going to need a suit. You gonna make some money in that talent show? 83 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,035 What you need a new suit for? 84 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,271 So I can pop my collar up while I'm performing. 85 00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:59,006 You know how much a new suit costs? 86 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:00,874 I'm not going to spend money on a suit 87 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,009 just so you can break the collar. 88 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:03,877 You want to pop something, 89 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,447 pop open a pen, and fill out a job application. 90 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,716 Then you can buy all the suits you want. 91 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:14,622 Some guys have all the luck, and today that guy was me. 92 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:16,290 Chris, how was your day, baby? 93 00:04:16,324 --> 00:04:17,358 It was strange. 94 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:19,527 It was, like, one of the greatest days of my life. 95 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,661 Why? What happened? 96 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:21,662 Nothing. 97 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:22,963 Nobody beat you up? 98 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,332 Nope. 99 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:25,299 Nobody rapped you? 100 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,334 Nope. 101 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:27,200 Well, how was school? 102 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:29,670 It was good. I got a "B" on my math quiz. 103 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,605 Oh... Starting to think these socks really are lucky. 104 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:33,674 Okay, well, Mr. Lucky Socks, go wash your hands. 105 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:34,842 Dinner's ready. 106 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,377 What are we having? 107 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:37,711 My favorite meal was meat loaf, 108 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:40,013 mashed potatoes and peach cobbler. 109 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:43,384 Meat loaf, mashed potatoes and peach cobbler. 110 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,596 What's wrong with you? 111 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:59,733 I asked Mama for pink carpet, and she said no. 112 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:01,335 Why did you ask her? 113 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:02,970 You know Dad's the one that spoils you. 114 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:04,905 You think he'd give me pink carpet? 115 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:07,375 Yeah. He never says no to you. 116 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:10,077 But I asked him for a suit, and he said no. 117 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:12,413 You asked him already? Yeah. 118 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:13,581 You should have asked Mama. 119 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:15,749 You know she don't like looking raggedy. 120 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:17,050 That was the moment Drew discovered 121 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:19,052 the oldest parent trick in the book. 122 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,722 When one parent says no, just ask the other one. 123 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:24,992 You know what? I got an idea. 124 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:27,127 The next day, my socks were still holding up, 125 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,896 and so was my luck. 126 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,431 Look, there's no such thing as lucky socks. 127 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:32,600 That's like believing in four-leaf clovers, 128 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:34,468 shooting stars or Michael Landon. 129 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:36,470 Well, how do you explain all this lucky stuff 130 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:37,971 that's been happening to me? It's probability. 131 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,673 It's just the number of times an event can happen 132 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,909 divided by the total number of possible outcomes. 133 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,076 Hi, Chris. 134 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:46,013 If they were miracle socks, I would have had a shot, 135 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:48,115 but they were only lucky socks, 136 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:49,783 so I just got a smile. 137 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:54,154 I don't care what you say-- the socks work. 138 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,890 If O.J. Simpson had been wearing these socks, 139 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:59,660 he'd be covering football games now. 140 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,996 Okay, don't forget to study for your history test on Monday. 141 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,698 It'll be on people in history 142 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:08,469 who have achieved their goals against all odds. 143 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:09,970 So, you want to study after school? 144 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:11,439 I don't need to study. 145 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:12,873 I got my lucky socks. 146 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,409 Drew's plan was simple: 147 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:17,177 Act like this was the first time 148 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,679 they had asked for what they wanted. 149 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,147 Like the no's never happened. 150 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:21,915 Hey, Daddy. Hey. 151 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:23,884 Can I get pink carpet for my room? 152 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:25,152 What do you need carpet for? 153 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:28,622 Because Billy Ocean has pink carpet, and you know how much 154 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:31,191 I love Billy Ocean. 155 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,494 I'll tell you what. 156 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:35,629 We'll go look for some pink carpet tomorrow. 157 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:36,997 Thank you, Daddy. 158 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,479 One down, one to go. 159 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:58,652 Hey, Mom, can I get a new suit for the school talent show? 160 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:01,154 Not unless your talent is wearing a suit. 161 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:03,524 But I'm performing "Candy Girl", by New Edition, 162 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:05,493 and the whole school is going to be there. 163 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:07,528 Drew could do a lot of things, 164 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,663 but my mother knew singing wasn't one of them. 165 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:13,200 Oh, well, that.. That... that's nice, baby. 166 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:16,570 So can I get a new suit? 167 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:18,472 I don't want to look raggedy. 168 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:23,577 Raggedy? Oh, my baby is not going to look raggedy. 169 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:25,178 When I finish this, we'll go shopping. 170 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:26,580 Okay. Thanks, Mom. 171 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,048 You're welcome, baby. 172 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:30,484 (mutters): Singing... 173 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:36,557 That night, even my dreams were lucky. 174 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:40,761 (suspenseful music plays) 175 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,796 (screaming) 176 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:45,232 Whoa! Calm down! Calm down. 177 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:48,135 You scared the heck out of me. 178 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,237 Listen, I'm just looking for the woods. 179 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,239 Wait. You're not going to kill me? 180 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:54,074 Why would I do that? 181 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:56,276 Okay, you go downstairs, make a left. 182 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,711 Go down the corner, make another left, 183 00:07:57,745 --> 00:07:59,780 and there should be a park about a mile away. 184 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:04,217 Thanks. Hey, by the way, you know the date? 185 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,286 Thursday the 12th. 186 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,487 Thanks. 187 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:11,024 Later, I had one of those dreams where I was falling 188 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:12,893 and Jennifer Beals caught me. 189 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:24,171 (groans) 190 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:27,307 Where are my lucky socks? Who took my lucky socks? 191 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,142 Wasn't me. 192 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,845 Those socks were stinking up this whole room. 193 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,213 I got them things out of here. 194 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:35,583 You're lucky you didn't die from the smell. 195 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:36,784 Ugh! 196 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:38,852 Hey, that was lucky funk! 197 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:45,225 After my mother got rid of my socks, 198 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,294 I imagined whoever was wearing them 199 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:49,663 was having a lot better luck than me. 200 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:52,566 * Let the good times roll 201 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,770 (screams and gasps) 202 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:03,611 * Let the good times roll 203 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:04,745 We are all out of soup. 204 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:05,813 Ohh... 205 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:06,980 You got any whiskey? 206 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:09,216 This is your lucky day. 207 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,721 Sure glad y'all ran out of food. 208 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:15,989 (slurping) 209 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,225 (smacks lips) 210 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:22,062 My husband just died of a heart attack! 211 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:23,731 Tragic! 212 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:28,636 Well, since he's dead, want to go out to dinner? 213 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:29,803 I could eat. 214 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:32,706 * Let the good times roll Without my lucky socks, 215 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,374 I probably should have studied for that test. 216 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,343 But that seemed a lot harder than finding more luck. 217 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:37,811 How much for just the foot? 218 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:40,948 * Let the good times roll... 219 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:44,151 What the hell makes you think I'm a leprechaun? 220 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,386 Let me go! No! 221 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:50,223 (sobbing): Oh, Louise! I'm sorry! 222 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,726 Hey, man, can I have one of these horseshoes? 223 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:53,794 (sobs) 224 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:57,097 Tonya and Drew thought they had pulled it off. 225 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:59,032 Then the "it" hit the fan. 226 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:02,670 Tonya, why are you moving furniture? 227 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:05,873 Because Daddy's giving me pink carpet. 228 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:08,108 Julius! 229 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:15,716 * 230 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:16,684 Drew. 231 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,886 Where'd you get that suit? 232 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,688 The Peach Suit Warehouse. Mama bought it for me. 233 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:24,291 That's $63.72 worth of suit. 234 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,793 Rochelle! 235 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:32,199 I told Tonya she couldn't have pink carpet. 236 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,835 Why would you say yes when I said no? 237 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,336 I didn't know she asked you first. 238 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,005 But what I want to know is, why 239 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:40,674 you spent money on a suit for Drew after I told him no? 240 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:43,410 Well, if you had asked me, I would have told you it was okay. 241 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,045 Wait a minute. 242 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,314 So when you say something's okay, it's okay, 243 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,116 but when I say something's okay, it's not?! 244 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,051 Sure. 245 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,353 What kind of sense does that make? 246 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:56,089 It makes perfect sense. 247 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,425 And besides, I am not going to have my baby on stage 248 00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,526 looking like he can't sing. 249 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:00,660 Well, I'm not going to have my baby walking around 250 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:03,096 acting like she can't have pink carpet on the floor. 251 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,932 ROCHELLE: You know what? Fine. 252 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,000 Fine. Fine. 253 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:09,102 Ain't nobody worried about you. Ain't worried about you either. 254 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,137 Drew's plan was still working. 255 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,039 My parents were so busy fighting each other 256 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,441 they forgot Tonya and Drew should be the ones in trouble. 257 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,476 It's too bad they didn't hear the rest 258 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,111 of that conversation. 259 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,480 Wait, wait, wait a minute, 260 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,149 Julius. 261 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,251 I think we just been had. 262 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,953 What are you talking about? 263 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:29,422 Your kids just played us against each other. 264 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,193 Ain't this about a... 265 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,128 Before you get mad, 266 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,297 let's think about this for a minute. 267 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,466 So whenever they ask us for something, 268 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,068 let's come up with a system. 269 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,335 What kind of system? 270 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,904 This was their system. 271 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,206 Daddy, can I have a popsicle? 272 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,340 Go ask your mother. 273 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,143 Hey, Dad, can I have a dollar? 274 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:52,012 Go ask your mother. 275 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,215 Dad, can I go to the hospital? 276 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,150 Go ask your mother. 277 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,319 Okay? 278 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,287 Okay. 279 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,056 That's my baby. 280 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,858 Without my lucky socks 281 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,794 I knew any chance of me doing good 282 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,862 on that test was history. 283 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:09,897 Hey, man, 284 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,098 what's the matter? 285 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,767 I lost your lucky socks. 286 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,938 Chris... 287 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,908 those socks aren't lucky. 288 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,243 If they were lucky, I'd still have my hair, 289 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,012 I would have hit the number 290 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,280 and I wouldn't still be wearing a pair of socks 291 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,182 I had when I met your mother. 292 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,919 But I have a lot of big stuff going on in school tomorrow. 293 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,887 I need those socks. 294 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:38,291 Chris... you need to make your own luck in this world. 295 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:42,129 Success comes from opportunity and preparation. 296 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,864 And being white. 297 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,566 Do you think it was luck when Rocky beat Mr. T? 298 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,535 Do you think the Ghostbusters were lucky 299 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:51,338 when they saved New York from the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man? 300 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,106 Do you think Godzilla was lucky 301 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,042 when he beat Ghidrah the three-headed monster? 302 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,577 I don't know. 303 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,946 I guess not. 304 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,081 That's right. 305 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:07,120 Chris, the only thing lucky about those socks 306 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,923 is that I couldn't find the matching pants. 307 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:13,160 Now go find your own luck. 308 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,962 You don't need those socks. 309 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,163 Thanks. 310 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,898 You're welcome. 311 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,503 Talking to my father always made me feel better. 312 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,038 And maybe he was right. 313 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:27,407 Maybe it wasn't the socks after all. 314 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:32,012 Wrong. 315 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,589 Looks kind of crooked. 316 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,226 That's better. 317 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,260 Love it. 318 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,261 That's my girl. Come here. 319 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:52,132 Look, Tonya, next time me or your mother say no, 320 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,201 we mean no, got it? 321 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,936 Yes, Daddy. 322 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,204 Good. 323 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,106 Meanwhile, my mother had another way 324 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,273 of getting her point across. 325 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,609 The next time you ask me to do something 326 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:03,877 after your father told you no, 327 00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:07,014 I'm going to pop the pores off your face, do you understand me? 328 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,181 Yes, ma'am. 329 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:12,485 As for me, I was still as lucky as a three-leaf clover. 330 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,922 Hey, man, I forgot my bus pass again. 331 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,189 Can I just go ahead? 332 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,257 Yeah, you can just go ahead. 333 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,160 You can just go ahead and jog alongside the bus. 334 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,263 Go on, go on. 335 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,564 Kids. 336 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,534 On the second bus, my luck got worse. 337 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,236 Hi, Darlene. 338 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,570 Who are you? 339 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,940 I'm... Chris. Remember? 340 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,208 You said you liked my name. 341 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,043 I really don't care. 342 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,345 Who the hell do you think you are? 343 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,080 Just because somebody sits down, doesn't mean 344 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,314 you have to start talking to them. 345 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,083 Do I look like I want to talk? 346 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,152 And what the hell kind of name is Chris anyway? 347 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,320 What you need to do, is you need to sit down, 348 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,622 shut up and ride the bus to wherever you got to go. 349 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,292 And back at school... 350 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:55,128 (boys shouting) 351 00:14:55,162 --> 00:15:00,133 I hope everyone is prepared for today's history quiz. 352 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:04,337 And, Chris, I hope you weren't too busy taking care 353 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,673 of all of your half-brothers and sisters 354 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,375 to study. 355 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,312 What's wrong? 356 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,647 I didn't study and I lost my lucky socks. 357 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,149 Dude, you're toast. 358 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,150 No, I'm not. 359 00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:19,719 Toast would get a better grade on this quiz. 360 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:23,323 But today we're going to do something a little differently. 361 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:27,494 Instead of a written exam, it's going to be an oral exam. 362 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,528 Chris... 363 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,998 you're so very well-spoken. 364 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,499 Why don't you go first? 365 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,334 Come up here in front of the class. 366 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,469 I didn't have my lucky socks, 367 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:39,072 and now I needed a new pair of lucky underwear. 368 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,141 Well, what did you want me to talk about? 369 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,410 I want you to talk about people in history 370 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,712 who have achieved their goals 371 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,480 against all odds. 372 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:50,550 Do you know what goals are, Chris? 373 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,185 Yeah. 374 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,686 I had no idea what to say. 375 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:57,390 Without my lucky socks and without studying 376 00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:00,227 I was in big, big trouble. 377 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:03,330 Um, many people think that when you succeed 378 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:07,334 against all odds... it's by luck. 379 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,236 Well, I don't believe in luck. 380 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,371 At least not anymore. 381 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,340 (clearing throat) 382 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:17,377 I mean, was... was it lucky... was it lucky when... 383 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,579 when Rocky beat Mr. T? 384 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,681 No, he prepared for it. 385 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:25,185 He prepared by beating Apollo Creed. 386 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,386 So now who 387 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,288 pities the fool? 388 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,458 Was it lucky when Indiana Jones 389 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,793 saved those kids from the Temple of Doom? 390 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,128 No, 391 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,396 he prepared. 392 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,299 He prepared by saving the world in Raiders of the Lost Ark. 393 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,568 I mean, if you could save the whole world, 394 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:45,372 it's not going to be too hard to save a couple of kids. 395 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:49,309 Was it lucky when King Kong defeated those planes? 396 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,678 No, 'cause he didn't defeat the planes. 397 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,681 They shot his behind clear off the Empire State Building. 398 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,317 Now if King Kong had spent some time 399 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,685 learning how to fight some planes 400 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,553 instead of chasing a little white girl around, 401 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:03,523 he would be alive to this very day. 402 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:09,096 Many people believe that you can succeed against all odds. 403 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,563 I don't believe that. 404 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:14,267 I believe the odds are, that if you don't prepare, 405 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,835 you won't succeed. 406 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,270 Yes! 407 00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,272 Yes! Yes! 408 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,445 It turns out I didn't need lucky socks. 409 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:29,082 All I needed was to listen to my father. 410 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,418 (classical music playing) 411 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,420 The Lord had answered my prayers, 412 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,522 and my mother was praying he would answer hers. 413 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,129 TEACHER: That was lovely, Christina. 414 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,364 Okay, our next performer 415 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,299 is someone who is 416 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,468 very popular here at Dolemite Elementary. 417 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,403 First there was Cher, 418 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:54,407 then there was Madonna, Sting, and Rockwell... 419 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,643 Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you Drew! 420 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:59,146 Oh, that's my boy! That's my baby! 421 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,447 Yeah! That's my baby. 422 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,415 JULIUS: Oh, you look good. Look at my boy! 423 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:05,485 Look at the little girls. 424 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,320 (New Edition's "Candy Girl" plays) 425 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:10,590 Drew couldn't sing, but he lip-synched like an angel. 426 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,891 * Candy girl 427 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,660 * All I want to say 428 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:18,331 * When you're with me you brighten up my day * 429 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,634 Ma, look, he's lip-synching. 430 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,504 I know, isn't it great? Thank God. 431 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:27,507 * When I'm with you, you make me feel so good * 432 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,742 * Through and through 433 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:33,213 * The way you walk Go ahead, girl, you can go up there, too. 434 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,514 * And the way you talk 435 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,249 * You always look so good 436 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,451 That's my baby! 437 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:42,289 Man, this kid is incredible. 438 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,224 Even before video 439 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,459 Drew learned the secret to being a good singer 440 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,528 is to not sing at all. 441 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,762 * Candy girl... 442 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:53,733 Goodness. Oh, Drew, you were great. 443 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,536 You looked great, you danced great 444 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,605 and your lip-synching-- oh, thank goodness. 445 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,640 I mean, you were really incredible, baby. 446 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,210 You didn't think I was going to sing, did you? 447 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,477 Mama, I can't sing. 448 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,512 We know. 449 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:06,846 Hush, Tonya. 450 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,948 Now go on upstairs and take off that suit. 451 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,850 And hang it up if it's not too smelly. 452 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,820 Hey, man, how'd it go without the socks today? 453 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:17,424 Well, everything is back to being as bad as usual. 454 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:20,393 But I did get an "A" on my history test. "A"? 455 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:21,661 That's great. 456 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:22,529 I'm proud of you. 457 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,564 Well, I did have a pretty good teacher. 458 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,534 Here, boy, here's your socks. 459 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,536 I thought you said you got rid of them. 460 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,538 I just wanted to clean them. 461 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:32,839 You going to put them on? 462 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,542 No, I don't think so. 463 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,909 I don't need them anymore. 464 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,177 Here. 465 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:46,553 Well, I guess I could keep them for just a little while longer. 466 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,288 You know, just in case. 467 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,457 Yeah, just in case. 468 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:53,726 Yeah, just in case the circus comes back in town. 469 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,996 I wasn't prepared to spend the rest of my life 470 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,499 at the mercy of a pair of socks. 471 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,933 Any luck from this point forward, 472 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,569 I would make on my own. 473 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,539 (groans) 474 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:09,976 Ow. 475 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:14,347 * Everybody hates Chris. 476 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:23,423 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 31757

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