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A Boaz Davidson Film

GOING STEADY

Yiftah Katzour

Zachi Noy

Jonathan Segal

Guys, look at that rack!

Hey, fatso! - Shut up, you slob!

Your mom is a slob! - Your dad is an idiot!

Go jump in the lake, you degenerate!

Go jump your mother.

It's boring here today. - Let's grab a seat.

Hey! Stop it!

Stop, what are you doing?

Don't touch me, you criminal! - Don't talk to my friend this way.

Oh, cut it out, you. - Do you want to marry her?

Let's get away from these jerks.

Dairy Queen is here with the horny twins.

Yehuda'le, why are you waiting? Go work your magic on them.

Soon Bracha and Shelly will be here.

There's plenty of time, you chicken.

It's almost eight o'clock. I'll never make it.

Just go already!

You want me to bring her over? - Move it, move it.

No problem.

Hey, how's it going? - What do you care?

You two are twins? - That's none of your business.

You girls want to have some fun? - With a face like yours...?

Honey, don't judge a book by its cover, but by its size.

I'm taking Dairy Queen.

How do you know she'll give you some?

She's a sure thing, what are you talking about?

Why don't you come sit with us, then?

Scram. We're not suckers. We've got boyfriends.

So what if you do? We've got girlfriends too. So what?

Our boyfriends will be here any minute.

Honey, if they haven't arrived here yet, they won't show up.

What are you going to tell Shelly?

We'll just split before she gets here.

Don't you love her?

Don't get so philosophical. What's love got to do with it?

If you see a mattress, you lay on it.

Where are we going? - To get a tan.

"Get a tan"? Are you nuts?

Don't you like getting tanned? - At night?!

You never went to get a tan at night? Tell them, Bentzi.

Getting a tan at night is the best.

Sure, this way you don't get sun-stroke.

Cut it out already.

If you think you're going to get some action from us,

then forget it. - We're not suckers.

You don't say!

Last stop, girls. - Ok, girls. Let's go swimming.

Come on, girls, what are you waiting for? -Let's get in.

But we don't have our swimsuits! - Who needs swimsuits?

Go on, take your clothes off! Who needs swimsuits?

You're not normal. - Come on, gals, we won't bite!

Let's go swimming! Come on, gals! - You're not normal!

Come on.

Come on you guys, Come back!

Let's get out of here.

Come on already, you morons!

We're not getting in. Come back!

Hey, here they come!

Their clothes, bring their clothes.

Go on, bring their clothes!

They're taking our clothes!

Hey, let go of our clothes!

Hurry up, Let's go!

Let's get out of here! Let's get out of here!

You bitches, don't take our clothes!

My little black book was in my pants! - Those bitches, man!

Quickly!

Stinking thieves. - They stole our clothes.

Come on, move it!

The wheel is stuck.

It's stuck in the sand.

Get out and give me a push! - Push!

I told you not to get a Chevy. You should have gotten a Jeep!

Those sons of bitches!

I'm going home, guys.

Hello. - Hello.

Bentzi, is that you? - Sort of.

Bentzi, come say hello to our guests.

I don't think I should. - What do you mean by that?!

Come on in. - Come on in, Bentzi.

Hello. - Oh, dear...

What's the meaning of this? - What?

Where are your clothes? - He just came back from the gym.

Say good night, Bentzi. - Good night.

Who exercises at this hour?

Answer Mrs. Fanya's question, Bentzi.

What was the question, Mrs. Fanya?

Who goes to do exercise in the middle of the night?

I'll explain. It's what I call: "Exercising in the dark".

I exercise twice a week with my girlfriend.

It's good for building muscles, and it's simple, too.

You go into a room, turn off the light, undress and exercise.

Good night, Bentzi. - I think you all should...

Undress, turn off the lights and exercise a bit.

Your mother said goodnight, Bentzi.

Good night. - Good night.

What can you do? It's the latest style.

What are you doing?

Shhh. Another two.

He's coming!

Here you go, Mrs. Tova.

Will you have fresh smoked fish tomorrow? -I hope so.

Thank you. -You're welcome. - Goodbye. -Goodbye.

Hello. - Hello, what can I do for you?

I would like to get the deposit on these bottles.

Where did you get all these bottles?

We threw a party for my mom last night.

We have no place to put them. - Yeah?

Hello. -Hello, and what can I do for you, Tammy?

I need a half a loaf of white bread, and I'm in quite a rush.

You know I don't sell half loafs of bread.

It's ok. My mom wants half a loaf, too. -What loaf?

Thanks. Thanks.

Don't forget to put it on our tab, ok? -Ok.

Yehuda'le, pay him, ok? I'll catch you later.

Whose bottles are those? - His mother's.

From the party, yeah?

What are you doing? -His mom's bottles, yeah? From the party?

What are you doing? I didn't do anything.

What are you doing?! - "From the party", yeah?!

Thief!

Hi.

Can I tell you something?

Why are you walking fast? I just want to tell you something.

Something really tiny.

I know you're in a rush, and it's none of my business where to.

Because, you know...

We're entitled to rush to wherever we want, whenever we want.

Thing is, I've got something important to tell you.

Stop following me.

That's the problem. I can't stop following you.

It's kind of a hereditary sickness in our family.

When my grandfather walked, he'd be unstoppable.

So why don't you stop for a second?

Tammy...

Tammy!

Tammy, dear... Tammy!

Tammy... Tammynka...

Tammy dear...

What are you doing here?

Nothing, I just...

Goodbye.

Yes?

Thanks.

Tammy, go see the principal, please.

Looking at the skeleton, you can see that the spinal chord curves.

Prehistoric humans had a different spinal chord...

Aren't you tired of chasing me around? -No, why?

Because I am.

"Look straight ahead"

"Want to come to a party?"

"Want to come to a party?"

"Ok"

Hello. -Hello. - Come in.

Come on in.

Would you like some compote?

No, thanks. I just ate. Thank you.

Come on, give me one!

It's not for you. Take one from the other room. -Skimpy jerk.

Hey. - Hey, Bentzi. What's up?

I'm Ok... Do you know Tammy? - Hello, Tammy. -Hello.

Hi, Bentzi. - Hello. This is Tammy.

I'm Bracha. - Nice to meet you.

Are the two of you going steady?

We just met.

We're going to get a drink, Ok? - Sure.

Hello, Bentzi. - Hey.

Where have you been hiding this beauty?

Tammy, this is Momo. - Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Has anyone ever told you you're beautiful?

May I have this dance?

It's already taken.

Who is she? - She's new. Bentzi brought her.

Does she turn you on? - You know I want only you.

What's she like? -Who? - Bentzi's girlfriend.

I think she's nice, don't you? - What's so nice about her?

Well, she's not as nice as you are, but...

Stop it, Yehuda'le! People are looking. -So what?

Turn off the lights, you idiot!

The punks are here. They're downstairs.

Guys, shut the lights! Shut the lights!

Hi, Yehuda'le. What's up? - Be quiet. My parents are asleep.

What do you mean, asleep? We were told there's a party here.

What party?

Why'd you tell me there's a party here? -That's what I was told...

Next time, find out!

If there's a party, I'll let you know. Ok?

Good night. - Come on, let's go.

Bye.

Guys, get the pots ready!

One, two, three...

Just wait, I'll get you, fatso! I'll beat the crap out of you!

I'll get you for this one!

I'll tear your face up, you idiot!

Are you cold? - Not really.

Thanks.

Would you like to go see a movie tomorrow? -Maybe.

There's a new Gary Cooper film.

I don't like him. - How come?

I just don't like cowboys and gangsters.

Gangsters. Don't you like them? - No.

Did you hear that, boss? She doesn't like us gangsters.

I think we have to kill her. Hands up, lady!

You better stop, lady. I'm going to kill you. -Bang!

Hey, come here! Get out! Get out!

Come here. King Kong will give you a bath.

Let go! Let go!

You're crazy. You'll catch a cold.

What are you doing tomorrow evening? -I don't know.

Are you sure you don't want to catch a movie? -Actually, I do.

I'll come pick you up. - Ok.

Goodnight. - Goodnight.

Tammy? - What?

Come here. -It's late. - Just for a second.

What?

How are you doing?

How are you doing? - I'm ok.

Well, goodnight.

Can I tell you a secret? - Yes.

Liar. - I swear.

Goodnight. - Goodnight.

Tammy? - What?

I have something important to tell you. -What is it?

Come here, and I'll tell you. - You come here.

Goodnight. - Goodnight.

Bentzi, what happened?

Why are you wasting electricity?

Are you insane? You'll wake up the whole street!

Go to sleep...

Romek, I think the boy is drunk. - Did you drink cognac?

Shut up, you're waking up the neighbors.

What's wrong?

Sonja, the boy is in love.

And now, to the next question: When was your first kiss?

We told you. We did nothing until we got married.

And not after the wedding, either.

Stop it. that's enough!

Bentzi, stop it.

My head is spinning.

Yehuda'le, let me row a little. - Later.

You keep saying "later" and then you never let me.

Come on, Bracha, it's not for you.

Bentzi! Don't forget to send postcards.

Tell me something...

Do your parents have prune compote every Friday?

Of course. Every Friday the same compote.

And it's always prunes? - Of course.

So you've never had, say... Apricot compote?

Nope, just prunes.

How come? -My father says it's good for the digestion.

Your dad... What a character.

When I came to pick you up last Friday he gave me such a look...

He really fell in love with me.

That's impossible. - How come?

He's in love only with his car.

What kind of car does he have? - An "Hillman".

It's a whole story, my dad and his car.

He made himself a home in the car, with every comfort.

He has a fan and carpeting... The works.

He even has one of those things for coffee. Everything.

He's always worried about the car.

In the morning he wakes up

and runs to the balcony in his pajamas to see if the car's there.

It's really funny.

Bentzi, come on. We're leaving.

Yehuda'le, let me row, come on. Well?

Come on, Bracha, quit bugging me, ok?

But you promised!

Ok, let's switch seats.

I told you we shouldn't switch seats!

Bracha, help me!

It's so cold!

What are you afraid of? My mom isn't home.

Bentzi, is that you? - Yes.

What are you doing in the living room?

How many times have I told you the living room is for guests?

Hello. -Hello. - Who are you?

Mom, this is a good friend of mine.

What's your name, dear? - Tammy.

Tammy. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Tell me, are you... -Mom, we're going to my room. -Go ahead.

Look at this place. It's like a pig sty.

Must you clean here now?

If I don't do it, who will?

Have you known Bentzi for a long time?

Would you leave her alone? - I'll be done in a second.

Were you born here, in Israel? - Of course.

Where are your parents from? - Romania. -Romania...

It's ok. There are nice Romanians, too.

Mom... - I'm going.

What does your father do? - Mom!

What are you yelling for?

Must you show a girl from a nice family what a punk you are?

Why can't you be more like Meir?

Meir is the neighbor's kid. He's so talented.

He plays the violin all day long and is the top pupil in his class.

So you're not leaving? - Bentzi, Where are you going?

Don't let my shouting at him bother you.

He's a good boy. He's got a heart of gold.

Oh, Bentzi... what are you doing? What... No!

Not in front of the neighbors!

Mommy!

Bentzi, please... you're embarrassing me! The neighbors!

Bentzi, that's enough!

Yes, what is it?

Why is your son throwing eggs on my boy?

What eggs?

That's nonsense. My Bentzi would never do that.

What are you talking about? He's not even home.

Guys, you've got to try this drink.

Guys, come here.

I'm totally dizzy. - Yeah...

What did you put in this? - Gin, Vodka, Vermouth, Cognac,

some juice to give you know what that extra edge.

Wanna be my girlfriend? - Leave me alone.

What's wrong?

Tell me, what's wrong? - Nothing's wrong.

What do you mean? Then why did you get all jumpy?

I want to go home. - Wait!

What's the matter with you? - Nothing.

Did I do something wrong?

Why are you crying? - I've got to get home.

Can't we talk?!

Say something. Why are you always so quiet?

Why can't you tell me what's wrong, huh?

You're so far away. I want us to be close.

Give my a sign, something.

Tell me what you want. Tell me! What do you want?!

You don't understand.

Fuck!

I love you. You know that? I love you.

Can your make your stupid head understand that I love you?

I love you. You know what "I love you" means?

I love you.

Why are you crying? Why are you crying now?

Is it because I kissed you?

Is it because I hugged you?

Is it because I felt you up?

Go to hell!

What's up, Bentzi? Did you two fight?

Leave me alone. I've had it with her.

She's going home. - She should go to hell.

At least walk her home.

Yehuda'le, just leave me alone, ok?

You would let her go home alone? - Go with her, if you like.

Shelly, can we talk? - What's the matter?

No, alone.

You girls go ahead and gossip. I'll go drink something.

Did you hear what happened? - What?

Bentzi and Tammy broke up. - When?

Just now. Yehuda'le walked her home. -And where's Bentzi?

In the room. - Then this is your chance.

Bentzi?

Put your clothes back on, you idiot!

Wait, just hear me out.

Why did you do that? - Don't you know I love you?

Love me?! You're Yehuda'le's girlfriend.

You know that I'm with him so that I can be close to you.

I never even slept with him.

I was hoping my first time would be with you.

Hey, it's a good thing I walked her home. She didn't stop crying.

You took her all the way home? - Sure.

How is she? -She's fine. Don't worry. She'll get over it.

Thanks, Yehuda'le. You're a real friend.

Hey. - Hey.

What's up, Bentzi? Did you patch things up with Tammy?

No, she's out of my mind already.

You have to teach them to beg.

All girls are the same.

You give them an inch, they'll take a mile. -You don't say!

Ok, guys, see you later. I'm going to try and get laid.

How about helping out your friends?

If you guys want to screw her too, do it one by one and quietly. Ok?

Come on, Bentzi. Let's go. - Forget it.

Don't be a dick. If you don't come, she won't put out for me.

Get lost. -You're such a shithead! I never get lucky because of you.

Ok, let's go.

Hold it. where are you going?

Aren't we going to get laid? - Yes, we are.

But first, go over to the girl that sells ice cream, ok? -Yeah.

Tell her I sent you.

Ask for a bar of soap, and go jerk off. Got it?

Can I have something to drink? - What would you like?

Some coffee. - Ok.

Hey...!

Momo? Momo?

Your coffee.

Bring me some tea, please. I don't like coffee.

But you asked for coffee. - No, I want tea.

Come here!

Your tea. - Put it there.

What was that? - Nothing.

Bless you. - Thanks.

What is that?

It's me, Momo. Don't you recognize my voice?

You bastard!

Calm down. All I did was bring some friends. What's the big deal?

Get out! All of you, get out!

Let's go.

Momo, it's not fair. You said it was a sure thing.

What can I do? You saw how she snapped at you.

Go talk to her, then. - There's nothing to talk about.

It's Bentzi's turn now, then yours.

But you promised I'd be next. - What's the difference?

Just stay in the bathroom and let her calm down.

And it's a sure thing? - Yeah. Bentzi, let's go.

You have nothing to worry about. The fat one is in the bathroom.

Hi. -Hi. - Can I come in?

Stop right there, fatso! Open the...

I'll kick your ass, fatso! - Stop! Get your hands off me!

Bentzi, get up! You'll be late for school!

What do you want? -Why do I have to do everything around here?

Why don't you say something? - Bentzi, get up.

Bentzi, your eggs are getting cold! He's just like his father.

You'll give me a heart attack one of these days!

Are you crazy? Why do you do this to me every morning?

Your eggs have been sitting here for an hour.

I don't understand this. Every morning, the same story.

I have to wake you up, tell you to come and eat? What is this?

Who adds so much salt?!

Romek, tell him that too much salt gives you high blood pressure!

Leave him alone. Can't you see he's in love?

Bentzi, how's our bride doing?

It's all your fault!

Hello? Hello?

Hi, Tammy. - Hi.

Could you come down for a second? - What for?

I want to talk to you. - Ok, I'll be right there.

What did you want to tell me, Yehuda'le?

I wanted to say that someone here really wants to see you. -Who?

Hello, Tammy. - Hello.

How are you? - I'm ok.

What are you doing now? - Nothing.

You guys want to come up? My parents aren't at home.

I'm sorry. I can't.

I'm going with my parents to visit my aunt. She's sick.

Would you like to come up? - Ok. -Ok.

Bye, Yehuda'le. - Bye.

Are you hungry? - No.

Would you like something to drink? -Yes.

Coffee or tea? - Coffee.

Why are you smiling?

Why are you smiling? - I'm happy to be with you.

Did you miss me?

Did you miss me?

I asked you first.

Yes.

Tammy? - I'm in the kitchen.

Tammy, tell me... Hello. - Hello.

Did anybody call? - No.

Well, I'm leaving. Goodbye. - Goodbye.

I'm sorry my mom came home. - It's ok.

I'm really sorry. - It's really ok.

Well, goodnight.

Goodnight.

Hi. -Hi. - Yehuda'le, come here a second.

What's up, Bentzi?

Listen, my balls are killing me.

Why are you laughing? It hurts. - Want to know what cures it?

Go home, put an ice block in the bathtub,

sit there for a half an hour, and it will go away.

Are you sure? - Positive.

Ok, bye. - Bye.

Bentzi, make sure your ass doesn't catch cold!

Bentzi, dear... is that you? - Yes.

Want me to come say hello to the guests? -No, no! Go to sleep.

Ok, good night. - Good night.

How many times have I told you not to drink all the compote juice?

So I hear you got yourself a pretty girlfriend.

What have you told them? - What did I tell them?

I said she's very nice and she's from a good family...

What's her father's job? - Hand jobs.

Ok, Fania, take this. They're waiting.

You're going to pay for this...

Fuck!

Romek, go see what the boy is doing.

Sonja, go see what he's doing.

Excuse me for a moment. Bentzi!

Bentzi! - What?

What's going on in there? - Nothing.

Aren't you ashamed to yell like that in front of the guests?

What do you want from me?

Bentzi, how are my Carps? - They bit me.

Where? -In the balls! - In the b...

Oh, this boy is going to give me a heart attack.

Sonja!

"Yacobson Real Estate Agency"

Hello. - Yes, please.

Please, come sit here. Yes?

We... My wife and I got married a month ago.

How old are you? - I'm 24, she's 28.

So what kind of an apartment are you looking for? -An apartment.

A two room, a three room? Furnished, non furnished?

Non furnished.

I've got some apartments.

We'll draw up a contract and I'll give you the key.

One is on Ben Yehuda street, the apartment number is written here,

and there's one north from that one.

If you like the place, come back. - Of course. Thank you very much.

Hi, Shelly. What's up?

Look, Momo, I've had it with you. - What are you talking about?

Stop pretending. I saw you with this cow.

Shelly, what's the big deal? - Momo, I'm leaving.

When your done with this moron, you know where to find me.

Well, go after her. What are you waiting for?

Don't you tell me with whom I can or can't go!

Momo, stop it. everybody's looking. - Shut up, Yehuda'le.

I'll put an end to this once and for all.

You think you're scaring me? - Want to know what I think?

I think I'm sick of you, and you should get the fuck out of here!

Guys, is anybody horny today? Shelly's ready for shipping.

You son of a bitch!

You're such a jerk! What do you want from her?

You have the nerve to speak?!

Momo, he's absolutely right. She doesn't deserve that.

You were always a dick, you piece of shit.

Who are you to talk, great righteous one?

Why don't you tell Yehuda'le how you fucked his girlfriend?

Tammy! Tammy!

Fucker...

Can we talk? - Leave me alone.

Look, I... -Don't say anything. It's not necessary.

Yehuda'le, I'm sorry. - About what? Screwing Bracha?

You had fun, didn't you? Why be sorry?

You don't understand. Let me explain.

What's there to explain? You screwed her and that's that.

You don't understand, Yehuda'le. - I don't understand...

You bet I understand.

I would do the same to you if I had the chance.

I'd screw Tammy in a heartbeat.

Stop talking nonsense. You'd never do this to me.

Yehuda'le, nothing happened between Bracha and me, I swear.

You don't think I knew she had a crush on you?

She went out with me in order to be close to you.

But it's ok. I'm used to that.

I get screwed over all the time, anyway. What's the difference?

You think I don't notice that people laugh at me, because of my body?

"Yehuda'le, the loser of the gang. "

Even you. You screwed me over so many times

and I never said anything.

I'd always shut up, as if I deserved it.

Come on, Yehuda'le. Stop it.

You shouldn't say those things.

Look, I... I'm your friend, Yehuda'le.

Come on, I'm... I'm your friend.

Leave me alone.

Here, have a cigarette.

Can I just say something? - I don't want to talk to you.

It's not what you think. Nothing happened between Bracha and me.

I don't care.

You don't have to believe everything people say.

That's my business, ok?

Should I pick you up to go to the party tomorrow? -Forget it.

Why? You're not going? - I'm going with somebody else.

Hi. - Shelly, how are you doing?

Not too great.

Sorry about yesterday. - It's ok.

Where's Tammy? - I don't know. I'm here alone.

You two also had a fight? - Sort of.

It's fun here, isn't it?

You know, I'm sick of these parties and all these people.

I'm going away tomorrow. - Where to?

Eilat. -With whom? - Alone.

Sand, sea, sun... What more do I need?

Do you want to come? - I don't know. We'll see.

I have an empty apartment there. It's my uncle's.

We could have a great time.

Would you like to dance?

Look after her, ok?

I'm going to get a drink, Shelly.

What's wrong? - Nothing. I don't...

I thought you were in the mood. - You thought wrong.

I don't get it. Are you trying to make a fool out of me?

You don't understand. - What?

I love him. That's all.

Who? - You know.

So then why play these games with me?

You think you've got yourself a sucker?

I'm sorry I mislead you. I just wanted to annoy him.

How are you doing, Bentzi? - Ok.

What are you doing here? - I went to pee.

Are you looking for Tammy? - No. Of course not.

Because if you are, she's in the room there, with Momo.

What are they doing? - Fucking.

Ronny, do me a favor.

Do me a favor, go see if I'm there. - I don't want to. -Scram!

When do we leave? - Where to?

Sun, sand, ocean, the stuff you said. - Are you serious?

When? - As early as possible.

I'll pick you up tomorrow at five AM? -Great.

Bentzi! Bentzi!

Yehuda'le, what are you doing here? - I have to talk to you.

Talk.

Alone.

Just a second, ok?

What's up? - I couldn't sleep all night long.

How come? -Because of what I told you yesterday.

What did you tell me? - About Tammy and Momo.

I lied. - What do you mean, you lied?

They didn't do anything. I made it all up.

But you said you saw them.

I'm sorry. I was getting back at you for what you did with Bracha.

I didn't mean it. I'm sorry. - Are... Are you sure?

Tammy loves you. -Swear. - I swear on my parents' lives.

She didn't put out. Said she loves only you.

I saw it. -Are you sure? - Positive. Go to her.

Shelly, I've got to run.

Yehuda'le, go with her to Eilat. Goodbye!

Tammy! Tammy!

Tammy! Tammy!

What are you doing here, knocking at this hour?

I want to talk to Tammy.

Are you crazy? It's five AM. She's still sleeping.

Then wake her up. I need to talk to her.

Stop talking nonsense. Go home. - I have to talk to her!

Go away! - But I want to talk to her!

I'm asking you to go home... - I want to talk to her!

Go home! Go, and leave me alone!

I want to talk to her! - Go home!

Tammy!

Tammy!

Tammy!

Tammy!

Tammy!

Tammy!

Tammy! Tammy! Tammy! Tammy!

Tammy! Tammy!

Go away, or I'll call the police. - Call her over! Tammy!

Go away. I never want to see your face again.

Get back inside!

Tammy, wait. Tammy! Tammy!

Tammy!

Go away, you hear? I don't want to see you.

Tammy, I love you! - You're a liar!

Tammy, I love you! - I don't believe you.

How should I prove it to you? Should I kill myself?

Do you want me to kill myself? - Do whatever you want.

Tammy, are you coming down or not? -No!

Then I'm going to kill myself. Tammy, I'm going to kill myself.

Tammy!

Get inside, get inside.

Tammy!

Get down from there, you crazy person!

Get down from there!

Tell me you love me or I'll jump.

I hate you!

Tammy! -Get down from there! - I'm jumping!

Tammy! - Bentzi!

What was that?

You know, you're the craziest person I've ever met.

Would you like to be my girlfriend?