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Douglas,
just the man I wanted to see.
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Give my résumé a once-over,
will you?
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Your résumé? What's that about?
You wanna go back to work?
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Yeah, I just can't take it anymore,
Douglas,
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sitting alone
in that basement all day.
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I'll be honest with you,
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I'm starting to have some very
strange thoughts.
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Really?
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Hadn't picked up on that.
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So this gonna land me a job
or what?
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Well, my first thought is you might
not wanna do it in Magic Marker.
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And which Little
Rascal were you?
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Onions. Beloved by millions till that
bastard Alfalfa took it all away.
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All right, this, see,
I gotta throw a flag on this, okay?
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Somebody's gonna check
with NASA.
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That's for me to worry about.
All I wanted
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was for you to double-check
my spelling and grammar,
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not nitpick at every
little detail!
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Okay! Fine! You spelled GPA wrong.
Other than that, it's perfect.
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Thank you.
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Sync by XhmikosR
www.addic7ed.com
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So there I am
watching TV with my mom,
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and I turn to her and go, "Hey,
when is Aunt Gwinnie getting here?"
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So I hear Larry King on the TV say,
"She'll be with us at 7."
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See, he was talking about a guest,
I think it was Joyce DeWitt
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or Cindy Williams,
I always get those two mixed up.
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But it sounded like
he was answering me.
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That's so weird, isn't it?
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I wonder where Doug is.
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I bet you wish to God
you hadn't lost your house key.
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No, no. This is nice.
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Did you read that thing in the Times
about how some men can lactate?
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Man, that was awesome!
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It's a rush every
time you get on.
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- Hey.
- Hey, babe. What's up?
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Oh, not much, I was just out riding
on Richie's hog.
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Okay, please rephrase that.
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I got a motorcycle.
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- Really?
- Yeah, it's unbelievable.
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We went from here to Modell's
and back in two minutes.
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It's so fast. You zip in
and out through traffic.
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And I gotta level with you,
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there was a breeze blowing up
my shorts that felt like Christmas.
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- Very nice. House key, please?
- Oh, right.
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God, that was so cool.
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Everybody's looking at you,
like, whizzing by.
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And then out of nowhere,
Richie just pulls this wheelie.
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I wasn't going for one.
You just leaned back.
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You know, from here,
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it sounds like Mr. Doug
wants to buy himself a motorcycle.
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You know what?
I am a little tempted.
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Moose, you should see the guy
that I got mine from.
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He's got some real beauties
cheap and they run like new.
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You know what? Give me his number.
Maybe I'll give him a call...
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- You're not getting a motorcycle.
- Why not? If I want...
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Okay, Doug, did you not hear
my buzzer noise?
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- This is not gonna happen.
- Why not?
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Because they're too dangerous,
and people die on them.
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I don't wanna have
to constantly worry about you.
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- But, Carrie, I wouldn't...
- Doug, no motorcycle.
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If you want, I'll
buy you a Schwinn,
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we'll put a baseball
card in the spokes,
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it'll sound almost the same, okay?
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Screw that noise.
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I can get one if I want.
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Okay, Doug, give me your hand,
I wanna make this easy for you.
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No.
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No.
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Give me the keys,
I don't wanna miss The Real World.
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I love you. Don't be home late.
Bye, guys.
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- Later, Carrie.
- Bye.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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So you wanna shoot some pool,
Mrs. Heffernan?
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Yeah, we could spot
you two balls.
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Hey, so much
for traditional gender roles, huh?
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I'm gonna use the bathroom.
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So yeah, you wanna shoot a game?
For real.
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No. You know what, no, thanks.
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Come on, we're just
kidding around.
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It's not you, it's Carrie.
I mean, what was that about?
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"No. No discussion...
sorry... sorry."
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Easy. Easy.
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I just thought marriage
was supposed to be
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this mutual sharing
dialog thing.
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No.
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You know what?
Ours is, usually.
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Oh, really? Last year, where was it
you wanted to go on vacation?
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- Baseball Hall of Fame.
- Baseball Hall of Fame.
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Cooperstown.
And where'd you end up going?
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Antiquing in Connecticut.
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So you did.
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And last week, when we were renting
movies to watch with the wives,
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what did we end up renting?
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I can't remember.
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- No, what did we rent?
- I don't know.
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- What did we rent?
- Hope Floats!
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There it is! Hope Floats!
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You see what I'm saying?
You're married. Don't fight it.
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You just gotta focus on a point
on the wall, and let it happen.
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No. No, you know what?
You focus. Not this guy.
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I'm picking up my own soap
and I'm getting out of the shower.
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Soap? What the hell are
you talking about?
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I don't know.
What were you talking about?
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- She's pretty sweet, huh?
- Oh, that she is.
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Richie's right,
you do nice work.
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Yeah, I hollowed out the cams,
put in bigger piston heads,
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you know,
give her a couple more horses.
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Good. Good, yeah, because I probably
would've hollowed them out myself.
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Now I don't have to, that's good.
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So you wanna do the deal?
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- Don't know. What do you want for it?
- Twelve hundred.
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It's a nice bike
but I don't know if it's 1200 nice.
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- Twelve hundred.
- It is nice.
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Still, I don't know.
You know, 1200.
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What are you looking for?
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I don't know. Here's 1200.
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Darling, I need to
borrow the iron.
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Dad, I've told you,
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if you want a grilled cheese
sandwich, I will make you one.
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No, no, I just wanted
to press my pants.
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I got a job interview
in the morning.
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Really? Good for you.
What for?
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Head of Paediatrics,
Long Island Jewish.
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Great. Sure hope
you don't get it.
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Okay, I think I know
where that came from.
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Now, look, I love you.
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When I go back to work,
you will not become a latchkey child.
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That is my pledge to you.
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- Hey, babe.
- Hi.
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What happened? I thought you were
coming home right after work.
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Actually, I stopped
somewhere first.
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In fact, I need
to talk to you.
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Let me just get dinner
started real quick.
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Dinner can wait.
You know, I wanna get this out now.
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Dinner can wait?
Okay, now you're really scaring me.
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Well, what?
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Carrie, sometimes
in a marriage,
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there comes a time
when one of the members
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of that marriage needs
to express themselves in a way that...
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Douglas, that is one
badass motorcycle you got out there.
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Nice work, kiddo.
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- You got a motorcycle?
- Can I finish my story, please?
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- You got a motorcycle?
- Yeah, yeah, I got a bike.
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I got a bike.
There, I said it. I don't care.
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I said it. It's out there.
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By the way, Douglas, did Carrie
tell you I got a job interview?
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Honey, you can't run from this,
Daddy needs to work.
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Douglas, get after her.
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Have you lost your mind?
I mean, we discussed this.
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No, no, we didn't discuss it,
you discussed it.
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I barely got a sentence in.
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Doug, I specifically forbade you
from buying this.
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Forbade me?
You can't forbade me.
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Are you insane? I mean, what the hell
do you think you're doing here?
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I knew you would overreact like this.
I just wanted one, huh? It'll be fun.
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Fun? Really? Will it be fun
when you're in a wheelchair?
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Maybe.
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- This is going back tomorrow.
- No, it's not going back tomorrow.
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- Oh, it is.
- Oh, it's not.
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- It's so going back.
- It's so not going back.
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Okay, Doug, not only
are you stupid for buying this,
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but you're arguing about it
in a really annoying way.
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Tough noogies.
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Look, I'm keeping
the motorcycle.
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For once, I'm wearing the
pants in the family.
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- Fine. Keep the damn bike.
- Fine. I will.
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- Fine.
- I will.
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- Fine.
- I will!
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And by the way,
if you wanna wear the pants,
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you might think about
pulling them up.
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Well, Peaches, I think
congratulations are in order.
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Your father got himself a job.
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Well, I'm gonna assume
it's not the head of Paediatrics?
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No, no, unfortunately,
they did a little fishing around.
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So instead, I accepted an offer
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from an enterprise known
as A Big Hot Pretzel.
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Well, the important thing is
you still get to work with kids.
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- Congratulations, I'm proud of you.
- Thank you.
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Pay's not great, but they agreed
to let me work evenings.
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That way, you and I
can have our days together.
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I'd love to, Dad,
but you know I work during the day.
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Come on, darling,
you're gonna have to be flexible
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if we're gonna make this work.
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Okay, well, I guess my only
other option is to quit my job.
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- That's my girl.
- Okay.
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Sewing kit, here we go.
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Gotta let the crotch out
on these trousers.
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After all, I'm selling pretzels,
not myself.
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What's up?
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Hey, babe. Kiss?
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You wanna know where I was?
I was out cruising.
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Good for you, sweetie.
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I was on my motorcycle.
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I know, I know.
I'm fine with that.
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- You are?
- Yeah.
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You know, I had a good night's sleep,
thought things through,
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and I figured, hey, you know what?
If a motorcycle makes you happy,
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then I'm happy too.
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Because you know what?
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Life's too short not to do the things
that make you happy, right?
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Right.
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So you wanna split
an egg roll?
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- Do you?
- All right...
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What are you doing, here?
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What? Oh, this?
I'm just doing what makes me happy.
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Oh, you know what?
These are so smooth.
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We've come a long way, baby.
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So you're gonna get cancer
to make a point?
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Sure. I'll be in an iron lung,
you'll be in a wheelchair.
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You know what? Maybe we can chip in
and share a helper monkey.
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You know what? It's not gonna work
because you can smoke all you want.
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- I don't care.
- Well, I'm glad you feel that way.
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I do.
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I do, I do, you know?
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I'm not gonna play games.
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I'm not going to that place
you want me to go, here.
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If you wanna ruin your lungs,
then that's...
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All right. Put it out!
I can't eat near that stink.
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Well, then go eat
with your motorcycle,
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because I likes to
smoke while I eat.
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Fine. You know what? I will.
I will. You know what? I will.
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And you can smoke all you want
because I'm keeping my motorcycle.
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Duck sauce.
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Oh, don't mind me.
I'm just looking for something.
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Oh, thank God.
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You know,
if you lose one of these things,
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it comes right out
of your paycheque.
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I already owe them
for that stupid soda machine.
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So you still enjoying
the chopper?
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Oh, yeah. It's great.
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Don't let Carrie get you down.
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You know, when I had my motorcycle,
her mother was the same way.
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- You had a bike?
- Sure. Loved it too.
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The great open road,
the rumble of your machine,
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the camaraderie
of your gang brothers.
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- You were in a gang?
- Not really.
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I asked them to let me in,
but they drank heavily all weekend
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and beat me pretty severely.
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Okay.
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And I think
I may have been compromised
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by a gentleman named Road Dog.
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I hate you!
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- Carrie!
- Up here.
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Hey.
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Wanna have sex?
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I'm getting rid of the bike.
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You are?
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- I'm selling it tomorrow. You happy?
- Well, yeah.
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What happened?
You get sick of it?
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No, sorry,
I didn't get sick of it.
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- You got sick of it.
- No.
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- Yes!
- No.
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Let me tell you something,
I love that bike.
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I'm a free spirit on that bike.
Me and that bike are like this, okay?
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Then why are you
getting rid of it?
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"Why", you ask me?
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Because it just so happens
that I love this... more.
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This is why I'm getting rid of
the bike and no other reason.
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And you know what?
If you can't understand that,
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then how sad your
world must be.
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Oh, there she is.
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The harpy who made her husband
sell his motorcycle.
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- Dad, please.
- Please, nothing.
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I know why you did this.
But let me tell you one thing.
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Motorcycle or no motorcycle,
I'll find a way to get to work!
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- Dad.
- I'll take the bus if I have to.
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Sure, the bus can't pick me up
at my front door
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or make my tushy feel good
with its rhythmic vibrations, but...
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Dad! Wait, would you
just listen to me, please?
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I'm glad you got a job.
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I made Doug get rid of the motorcycle
because they're way too dangerous.
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Well, you know
what's more dangerous?
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What?
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Having somebody resent you
for making them give up their dream.
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And you know
what's even more dangerous?
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Leaving a pair of boxer shorts
drying on a space heater.
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So if you'll excuse me...
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I sold you.
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Oh, shoot, you're home already.
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I didn't get a chance
to put the bow on it yet.
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00:18:26,151 --> 00:18:30,113
- Well, here.
- What have you done?
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I felt really guilty
about making you sell it
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00:18:33,074 --> 00:18:35,493
and I didn't want you to hate me
for the rest of your life,
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so I bought it back.
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You bought it back.
That's... You bought it back.
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00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:44,669
So, what's the deal,
I don't get a hug for this?
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00:18:44,836 --> 00:18:47,881
Oh, you got it. Okay, okay, yeah.
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00:18:49,007 --> 00:18:53,845
Now, no riding at night
and no riding on the expressway,
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and no riding in bad weather.
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- You got it?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, wait,
I have another surprise for you.
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They just keep coming, don't they?
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Now we can go riding together.
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Look at me.
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I'm Pinky Tuscadero.
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00:19:13,114 --> 00:19:16,785
Come on, let's take her for a spin.
Let's bust some heads, baby!
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Okay.
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00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:24,459
- Come on!
- Okay! Yeah, okay.
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00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:36,638
Honey, don't you need to,
like, start it or something?
300
00:19:40,141 --> 00:19:43,686
Funny story.
Hey, get ready to laugh.
301
00:19:43,853 --> 00:19:46,147
Turns out, I hate the bike.
302
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:47,888
What?
303
00:19:47,914 --> 00:19:49,759
I hate it. Hey, let's
go buy you a gift.
304
00:19:49,901 --> 00:19:52,195
- Come on.
- Doug!
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00:19:52,404 --> 00:19:55,198
What do you mean you hate the bike?
I thought you loved this thing.
306
00:19:55,365 --> 00:19:57,117
I don't love it, okay?
307
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,786
I mean, I get rained on,
people laugh at me,
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00:19:59,953 --> 00:20:01,287
and at night, no one can see you.
309
00:20:01,454 --> 00:20:02,596
At night, you're gonna die.
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00:20:02,622 --> 00:20:05,066
You might as well just
face it, you're gonna die.
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00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:08,545
Well, then, what was that load of crap
you gave me about how you loved it
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but you loved this... more?
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00:20:11,715 --> 00:20:15,051
I was embarrassed. I was trying to get
out of this with a shred of manhood.
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00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:17,429
And you thought you'd do that
by making me feel guilty
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00:20:17,595 --> 00:20:18,888
for the rest of my life?
316
00:20:19,097 --> 00:20:21,683
It felt right at the time, yeah.
317
00:20:21,891 --> 00:20:26,020
- What is wrong with you?
- I fell there!
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00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:28,815
- Look, it was your fault too.
- My fault.
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00:20:29,023 --> 00:20:32,193
Yeah, that buzzer noise
is so insulting, you know?
320
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,612
I don't like it when you do it
in front of my friends.
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00:20:35,697 --> 00:20:38,366
And I really don't like it
when you do it during sex.
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00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,536
Anybody would've buzzed you
on that one.
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00:20:41,745 --> 00:20:44,581
Hello? It was dark.
I was disoriented.
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00:20:45,457 --> 00:20:51,212
Okay, I'm sorry I buzzed you
about getting the motorcycle.
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00:20:51,379 --> 00:20:53,673
I just did it because I love you.
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00:20:54,466 --> 00:20:57,802
I know. I love you too. Come here.
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00:20:59,679 --> 00:21:04,267
All right, well, let's see
where we're at with this thing.
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00:21:04,476 --> 00:21:08,396
We got a bike that we don't want,
that we bought twice,
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00:21:08,563 --> 00:21:10,857
and I'm addicted to smoking.
330
00:21:11,524 --> 00:21:14,235
Yeah, but we still got this... right?
331
00:21:14,778 --> 00:21:16,863
Oh, yeah, we still have this:
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00:21:17,072 --> 00:21:20,325
Okay, I guess
I'll just call Dirk tomorrow
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00:21:20,492 --> 00:21:22,494
and see if I can get
my 800 bucks back.
334
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:25,205
Eight? You got the bike for 8?
335
00:21:25,372 --> 00:21:29,167
Yeah. He wanted 1200.
Can you believe that?
336
00:21:29,376 --> 00:21:31,711
That's ridiculous.
337
00:21:37,477 --> 00:21:40,229
- Hey, honey.
- Hey. How you feeling?
338
00:21:40,396 --> 00:21:43,858
Great.
This nicotine patch really works.
339
00:21:44,025 --> 00:21:47,570
It's like, "Cigarette? No, thanks."
340
00:21:47,737 --> 00:21:50,365
Good. I'm glad you feel that way.
341
00:21:50,907 --> 00:21:52,659
You know what,
we're getting low on shampoo.
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- Can you pick up some later?
- You got it.
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And don't forget, we're having dinner
with Deacon and Kelly on Thursday.
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00:22:03,349 --> 00:22:09,349
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