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♪
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AFFIRMATION:
You are one with nature,
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and nothing
can disturb your peace.
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Now take a deep breath
and let go of all negativity.
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Remember, you are
in control of your life
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and everything
you choose to think.
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EMMY: I am in control of my life
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and everything
I choose to think.
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I am in control of my life
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and everything
I choose to think.
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-What are you doing?
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-Manifesting.
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-Can you manifest
while you clean the dishes?
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The breakfast dishes,
they're still in the sink.
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It's disgusting.
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-Is this hell?
Am I in hell?
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-Do Jews believe in hell?
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-I don't know.
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-Well, either way.
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The dishes.
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Shake a leg, toots.
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-[sighs]
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-Just get up.
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♪ I'm not
making the bed today ♪
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♪ I'm not changing sheets ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm not moving on... ♪
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-Is this what people do
when they're not working?
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Am I doing it right?
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I started meditating.
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Caught up on "Love is Blind."
It's crazy, right?
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-I would literally marry someone
without even talking to them.
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-[laughs]
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-No, seriously.
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What do you think?
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-[gasps]
I love it.
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-This one is so you!
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-Oh, "E."
-I know... I know!
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-This is used clothing.
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-It's not used!
It's vintage.
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-So somebody
hasn't worn this already?
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-I know for a fact this one
was worn by a doctor, okay?
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-How great is this?
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You should've quit your job
a long time ago.
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-I didn't quit my job, okay?
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I am taking three weeks vacation
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to just figure out
my whole deal.
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I have literally
never done this before.
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Not when my mom died, not ever.
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So I am just chilling, okay?
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I am so chill.
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-Yeah, you seem chill.
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EMMY: I think I'm gonna be
a person who wears hats now.
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-What's going on?
Are you okay?
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-Well, my mom died.
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-I know.
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FERN: We all know.
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-I'm fine. I'm totally fine.
It's just...
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Do you ever want to change
everything about yourself
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and your life and just
buy a farm outside of the city
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and take care of abused dogs?
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-No. No!
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-Well, it doesn't
have to be dogs.
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It could be cats,
or pigs, or...
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-Where is this coming from?
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-[sighs]
Jay wants to have a baby.
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-Oh my God!
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We should totally have
babies together!
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I'm gonna sign us up for...
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prenatal yoga classes right now.
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-No, no, stop, stop.
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-Do you wanna
do pilates instead?
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-No, I don't
wanna do any of it!
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-We could do pilates.
-No!
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I'm scared of...
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becoming my mother.
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-What?
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-Of becoming my mother!
-Oh.
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-[sighs]
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FERN: You should be so lucky.
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-What if I marry
the wrong person, like she did?
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What if she was actually
this very kind,
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non-judgemental person
before she became a mom,
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and motherhood
is what changed her?
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-If you weren't always so wrong,
I wouldn't have had to be
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so judgemental.
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-Em!
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You're gonna be
such a great mom.
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-How do you know that?
-I know.
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-I can't even grow a tomato,
let alone a person.
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-She can't.
-Why would you grow a tomato?
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You can buy, like,
three for a dollar.
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-What if I make
an irreversible mistake
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and do to my kid
what my mom did to me?
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-I will be there.
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-You'll be there?
-Mm-hm.
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-For the late nights
and the crying and the feeding?
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-For the crying and the feeding.
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You know how I get
when I don't sleep nine hours!
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EMMY: [laughs]
LAYLA: Come here.
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Come here.
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I love you so fucking much.
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-I love you too.
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I think I need to walk.
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-Okay, let's go.
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-[sighs]
By myself.
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-So, where are we walking?
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Where are we walking?
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-Life is honestly so dumb.
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Like, we're all just here for
this uncertain amount of time?
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Who designed this?
It's terrible!
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I don't think I can be a mom
until I make peace with my mom.
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And I-I want to get
to the end of grieving, I do,
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but it's all I have left of her.
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It's my only tether to her.
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And if I get to the end
of-- of mourning, then what?
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She's just gone?
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-You're weird.
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And sad.
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-Yes! Thank you!
I am sad.
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And I just wish everyone
would let me be sad.
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[sighs]
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Maybe I'll always be sad.
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I... I don't know.
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WOMAN: Shayle!
There you are!
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Come on, we gotta go!
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-I gotta go.
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-That's your mom?
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She's alive.
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Weird flex, but okay.
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EMMY: I thought you quit.
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-What am I gonna get?
Cancer?
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♪
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♪
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♪
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DYLAN: Uh,
welcome to Stuff-A-Fluff,
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where you build
your best friend.
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Is anyone gonna be...
joining you?
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-No.
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But I'm not making
a stuffie for me, obviously.
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It's for my, um... my niece.
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She's having issues
with her mother,
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and she doesn't know
if she'll ever
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be enough for her,
or for the world, really.
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And she can't seem to move
her life forward in all the ways
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that she needs to,
because she hates herself
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and maybe her career,
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and she lives with
a marketing specialist,
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and it doesn't really
feel all that special.
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And, honestly...
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she doesn't even know what
kind of jeans to wear anymore.
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Like, wide leg, I guess?
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-Okay, so why don't you just--
you pick a bear
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and I'll just fill it?
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Skip all the steps.
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-You know what, why don't
we just do the steps anyway?
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So I can tell my niece about it.
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-Okay, whatever.
Uh, pick a bear.
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-Oh, uh...
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DYLAN: I got that one.
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-This is kinda angry.
-Yeah.
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-Um...
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Oh!
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Hello.
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I choose him.
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-He chooses you too.
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[chuckles]
Okay.
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Okay...
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[machine whirring]
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[machine continues whirring]
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[machine stops]
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DYLAN: Okey-dokey,
Smokey the Bear!
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You let me know if it's
too soft, too hard,
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or... or just right?
[chuckles]
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-[sighs]
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It's just right!
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-Yeah.
-First try!
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-That's nice.
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Okay, uh, pick a heart.
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They're all the same.
They all say the same thing.
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Same.
Yes, yes, that's a good one.
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Okay, put your hands around it.
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Now warm it up.
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Mm-hm...
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Mm-hm.
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Now jump to activate it.
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Yeah, there you go.
Rev that engine, yes.
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Okay.
Now stop, stop, stop, too much.
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Lemme see?
Thank you.
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Beautiful.
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Alright, now,
do you want to take your bear
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over to the dressing station
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where you can bring out
his unique personality
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by choosing from
the hundreds of clothes,
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or outfits,
accessories, or...?
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Or are you just...
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are you just kinda good to go?
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-I think I'm good to go!
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-Alright. Cool.
Uh, you gotta pay. [laughs]
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[machine beeps]
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-I hear daycare spots
are filling up fast.
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♪
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DYLAN: Thanks for
getting your stuff fluffed!
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♪
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♪
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♪ Somehow I miss you
more each day ♪
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♪ You would have thought
that I'd found my way by now ♪
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♪
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♪ Start wondering
why you had to go ♪
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♪
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♪ Never wanted
to let you down... ♪
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-I bought a tomato plant.
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-[chuckles]
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-I'm ready.
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To... have a baby.
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-Really?
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-Really.
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-For real?
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We should probably
get married first.
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-So let's get married first.
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-[laughs]
Okay!
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Oh... okay!
Oh.
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EMMY: I love you.
JAY: I love you !
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-Mazel tov!
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JAY: Oh, okay.
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-We're doing it.
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-When do we start?
What do we...
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What's first?
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I don't know
what to do right now!
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-[laughs]
-Do you wanna have sex?
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-Okay, let's do it!
-Okay.
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