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♪
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-What are you doing?
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-Getting into bed with you.
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-No.
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Get your own bed.
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[chuckles]
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♪
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Emmy...
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If I don't wake up
after the surgery,
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I need you to pluck
this chin hair,
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right here.
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See?
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♪
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[alarm beeping]
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-[groans]
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[gasps]
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[sighs]
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I think I'm having a breakdown.
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-I know.
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But it's after 7 now.
It's time to get up, buttercup.
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[upbeat synthesizer music]
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-[in whiny teenager voice]
I've gottNoooo!e already?
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I don't want to!
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-Get up!
-[groans]
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♪ Swans on the river dock ♪
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♪ Feast upon the scraps
of my wedding cake ♪
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♪ Uh-huh... ♪
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♪ And life goes on
and on and on ♪
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♪ And someone calls each take ♪
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♪ And just when
you think you got a hit ♪
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♪ Hey, baby, hey baby ♪
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♪ Here's the apocalypse ♪
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♪ Here's the apocalypse... ♪
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-Do you have any milk
in this house,
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or is it too small?
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Of course he runs.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, nice tights.
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-Oh, good morning.
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How'd you sleep?
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FERN: Not great.
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This kink in my neck,
it's just--
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-Not great.
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-Oh.
Wanna go back upstairs?
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-No!
-Prude.
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-Um, well, what's up?
You okay?
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-I just...
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can't stop thinking about her.
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-Aww!
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-She died in her 60s--
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-Late 50s.
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-So that gives me, what?
25 years?
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-Yeah, or you could
not die of cancer
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and just live
a long, happy life?
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[Fern and Emmy laugh]
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-Okay, Jay.
-Shit, I gotta go to work.
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-Marketing emergency.
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-Can we circle back
to this existential crisis
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later tonight?
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-Yeah, sure.
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FERN: You know,
my cancer was very rare.
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Only 200 people got it a year,
the doctor said.
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It was very top-shelf illness.
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Not like your UTI.
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[bean grinder whirring]
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♪
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EMMY: Obviously I wanted
to make peace with my mother.
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But I've been really busy.
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I wanted to hike
the Appalachian Trail,
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but I had exams.
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And then I needed a job
to pay for law school,
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which I only went to
because she told me to.
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And then she died before
I graduated, which, honestly,
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if you knew her,
is so like her.
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So when could I go hiking?
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Uh...
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no, I don't want
my air ducts cleaned!
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-Who keeps
an office like this?
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How can you find
anything in this mess?
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-[scoffs]
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Can't you see I am
very busy and important?
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-Excuse me, Judge Judy!
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-Wow, what's with the lipstick?
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-I'm going to be a person
who wears red lipstick now.
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-[scoffs]
It's coral.
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-No, it's not, it's red.
-It's coral!
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-It's literally called
"Red Hot"!
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[knock on door]
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Do you mind?
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[clears throat]
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[exhales]
Come in.
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Michael.
Hi.
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How is the constructive
dismissal memo going?
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-Who do we have here?
-No.
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-Yeah, just finished drafting.
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-Did you find
the Supreme Court case?
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-Yep, I've included a copy.
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-Fantastic.
-So fantastic.
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-Thanks again for bringing
me along to the mediation.
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-Yeah, of course.
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Let me know if you need help
drafting -Okay.ttlement.
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-Come by any time.
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♪
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♪
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-Feeling good?
Everything good?
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-Yeah, I'm, uh...
-Great.
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-I'm great.
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-I love your lipstick.
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-Thank you.
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-Yeah, I love a good coral lip.
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-Thank you.
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-Okay! Performance review time!
You excited?
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Let's do this!
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[chuckles]
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-Isn't there
somewhere else you can be?
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-No.
-Oh, oh, oh, what's that?
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I think I hear Jude calling,
-Okay, let's check your stats.
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St-st-st-stats.
[laughs]
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Uh, do you feel like
you've been giving?
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Because you've been giving.
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Your billies are way up
from last year.
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Noice!
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-My billies?
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-Yeah, it's just like a cute way
of saying "billables."
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Yeah.
You'll use it.
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And also your non-billies too.
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So, partner feedback?
Great.
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Thorough research?
Great.
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Attention to detail?
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Great, great,
great, great, great.
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Great rapport with your clients.
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Says here
you're Jack's go-to associate.
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And Jack's a dick,
am I right?!
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-How big of a dick?
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-This is all great.
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Smiley face.
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-Great!
-Yeah, so great.
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Now, you know
what's not so great...
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is you don't come
to any of the firm functions.
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Yeah, none of the parties.
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-You don't go
to any of the parties?
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Is that because
nobody likes you?
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-Well, I've been
focusing on my work.
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-Ah, nerd.
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-I'm usually here past 10
like every night.
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-Yeah, for sure,
for sure, for sure,
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and that's great.
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But the thing is,
Shap-eye-ro--
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-Shapiro.
-Shapiro.
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-Yeah, if you
want to make partner,
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people need to know
who you are, right?
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You need some face time
with the sluts.
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-What?
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-The Senior Leadership Team.
Right?
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You need to make them feel
like you're one of us, right?
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-The SeYou're part ofp Team.
the Schmendrick team.
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-So... you want me to
work less and party more?
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-No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't work less.
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Work as hard as you have been,
but also party.
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'Cause we want somebody who's
gonna work hard and play húrd.
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-Okay, uh, right.
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Like, "Go hard or go home."
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-But not go home.
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Not go home,
is what I'm saying.
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Um, I'm gonna have to give you
a score right now of five.
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Not go home,
is -Out of six?!ng.
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-You wish.
No, out of ten. Yikes.
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So you're gonna wanna
get that number up
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if you wanna make partner, okay?
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-What?!
-Yeah.
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-No!
-Mm-hm.
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-No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I have to make partner.
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-You're already
not a doctor!
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-I've been walking
a straight line my whole life.
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No missteps.
None.
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I-I didn't smoke in high school!
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Everyone smokes in high school!
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-I did.
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-I missed my friend's
bachelorette to write a factum
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for a case
that ended up settling
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and I still had to pay my share!
-Aww.
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-I was late for
my own mother's unveiling
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because I was
taking notes on a call,
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and none of it matters
if I don't make partner!
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-Okay.
Question.
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What is an unveiling?
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-It's a Jewish ceremony
after someone dies
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where they unveil the headstone.
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I spoke beautifully.
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-I hear you and I see you,
Shapeeno, okay?
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So keep working
as hard as you are,
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but just up, up
your face time game, okay?
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And then we'll reassess.
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And I'll see you
at the next party,
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which is, let me check...
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[clicks tongue]
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Tonight!
And it's black tie, alright?
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Ciao-ciao.
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-[under her breath]
Oh my God.
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[sighs]
Shit.
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Shit, Mom.
You were right.
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-Of course I was.
About what?
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-I was so scared to slow down
-I was already disappointed.
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-I assumed
I wanted to make partner
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because that is the thing,
but I don't want to be her.
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Do I really want
to make partner?
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Or do you just want me
to make partner?
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-What's the difference?
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-Oh my God,
what am I doing?
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Do I even want this?
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-Success?
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You're already a lawyer,
it's done.
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-I'm only 32!
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-And you're still not married.
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-Oh my God!
-My God.
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[both sigh]
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EMMY: I need a leave of absence
to grieve.
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-Oh no.
Who died?
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-My mom.
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-I'm so sorry.
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When's the funeral?
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-Um, three years ago.
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-Please know we take
mental healMm-hm.y seriously.
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-So... I-I can have time off?
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-No.
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FERN: Time off?
Who takes time off?
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Do you know what I did
when my mother died?
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Made dinner.
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LARRY: Let's take a look
at your vacation days.
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Uh... oh!
You've never taken a vacation?
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You have 40
banked vacation days.
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What--
that--
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That's so many!
That's a month and ten days.
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-I just wanted
to hit my billables.
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-It's vital employees
hit their targets,
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but it's also important
that they take care
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of themselves.
Yeah.
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-How... exactly?
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-Let's do this.
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You take vacation.
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And I don't have to
fill out any paperwork.
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Three weeks?
How's-- how's that?
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-Okay.
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Um...
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But I-I won't be vacationing.
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I will be grieving.
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Like crying.
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A lot.
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I won't be having any fun.
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If you could, um, if you
could just make note of that--
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"No fun."
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-Noted.
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Mm-hm.
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Anyways,
enjoy your vacation, girl.
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FERN: She won't.
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LARRY: Yeah.
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Thank you.
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-Okay.
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Enjoy your lunch.
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-Thank you.
261
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♪
262
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-This sushi bad.
263
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♪
264
00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:55,021
-Hey.
265
00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:56,389
-I'm on vacation.
266
00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:58,224
-Oh yeah?
Alright.
267
00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:00,092
Well, I'll book off too.
268
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,193
We can go somewhere.
269
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,762
-Oh, circumcised.
270
00:11:02,795 --> 00:11:04,897
-No, I think
I'm just gonna grieve.
271
00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:06,699
-Do you want me
to grieve with you?
272
00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:08,100
-No.
You still have a mom.
273
00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:09,468
And you didn't even know mine.
274
00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:11,537
-Your loss, I'm fabulous.
275
00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:16,208
-Well, do you have
other plans, or...?
276
00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:17,777
-I don't know.
277
00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,311
But I don't think I like baths.
278
00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:20,880
-Okay, so get out of the bath.
279
00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:22,148
-And do what?
280
00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:23,716
-Literally anything else.
281
00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:25,885
-I don't think I want
to be a lawyer anymore.
282
00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:28,220
JAY: Okay, then...
don't be a lawyer.
283
00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,722
EMMY: You think
I'm a bad lawyer?
284
00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:32,491
-Nope.
No.
285
00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:34,760
I'm saying you can
do anything you want.
286
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,929
-[laughs]
No, you can't, darling.
287
00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:39,965
-Okay, what do you wanna do?
If you could do anything?
288
00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:42,268
-I don't know.
I...
289
00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:44,837
I guess I've always wanted
to be the kind of person
290
00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:47,139
who rides a bike with a basket
291
00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:50,076
and grows their own tomatoes...?
292
00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:52,678
-Full time?
293
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:54,346
-I could restore furniture.
294
00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:56,282
-Okay, okay,
what kind of furniture?
295
00:11:56,315 --> 00:11:57,783
EMMY: Like old furniture.
296
00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,585
JAY: And where are we
getting this furniture?
297
00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:02,088
EMMY: I don't know, Facebook?
298
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:04,790
-And how are you gonna
restore this furniture?
299
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,258
-With like a sander.
300
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,160
Whatever, I don't know,
I would watch a video!
301
00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:09,295
I could figure it out.
302
00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:10,830
I can grow my own tomatoes.
303
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,998
FERN & JAY: You don't
even like tomatoes.
304
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,767
-I like tomato sauce!
305
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,802
-[laughs]
You know who you sound like?
306
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:18,370
Rachel the Meshugana.
307
00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:19,672
-[sighs]
308
00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:24,643
I just need to get over her.
309
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:27,213
-Nobody gets over their mother.
You're not supposed to.
310
00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:28,714
You need to go back to work.
311
00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:30,349
-I'm on vacation!
312
00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:33,719
-Hey, look, there's this thing
where you throw breadcrumbp
313
00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:35,054
for Yom Kippur.
314
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,388
You throw away your sins?
315
00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:37,490
FERN & EMMY: Tashlich?
316
00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:38,958
JAY: Yeah, that.
317
00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:41,694
Maybe you just have to
throw away your bad memories?
318
00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:45,364
-Well, I'm not really one
to throw away a carb, but...
319
00:12:45,397 --> 00:12:46,632
-No kidding.
320
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:57,042
-This is for slapping me
when I told you I got my period.
321
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:05,384
This is for making me wear
322
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:07,820
that heinous pink dress
to my Bat-Mitzvah.
323
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:11,857
[sighs]
324
00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:16,028
This is for telling me
325
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:19,098
all the women on your side
of the family are beautiful
326
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:22,501
and I look just like my father.
327
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:28,774
This is for being strong
328
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:31,744
and opinionated
and really fucking cool.
329
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:34,914
And this is for dying
330
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:38,017
before we even had a chance
to like each other!
331
00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:43,189
OFFICER: Whoa!
What are you doing?!
332
00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:47,193
-I'm... casting away
bad memories.
333
00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:49,728
-Yeah, well,
the ducks can't eat those!
334
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,931
-Oh, I-I'm sorry.
335
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,065
I'm...
336
00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:54,233
I'm really sorry.
337
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:57,136
-I-I'm going, I'm going.
I was never here.
338
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:59,104
I was never here!
339
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:03,943
-They always run.
340
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:07,413
♪ Sorry I didn't call... ♪
341
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:08,814
-So?
342
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:12,218
That's what's keeping you
from beYour period?ou are?
343
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:14,320
-Why did you slap me?
-Because my mother slapped me!
344
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:16,388
-So you hit me for tradition?
345
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:17,723
-So it won't happen again.
346
00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:19,291
What difference
does this make now?
347
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:21,393
-It makes a difference to me!
348
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,295
-Oh, for God's sake.
Who made you like this?
349
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:24,396
Your father.
350
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,398
-You!
You made me this way!
351
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,801
-Of course.
It's always the mother.
352
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:32,071
-[sighs]
I don't feel well.
353
00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:34,840
-You're fine.
-No, I'm-- I'm dying.
354
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:35,808
-It's always about you.
355
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,509
-I'm sorry!
356
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,511
-I can't deal with you
when you're like this.
357
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:43,148
-Wha...
358
00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:45,117
Where are you going?
359
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:47,920
Uh...
360
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:49,488
Okay...?
361
00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:51,624
Oh...
362
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,492
I'll see you later?
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