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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:27,295 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 4 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:30,564 * Yeah. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick * 5 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:33,301 * Nickelodeon. 6 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:49,217 * Mm-hmm 7 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:52,520 * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 8 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:55,189 * Give it, give it 9 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:56,657 * Yeah, yeah 10 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:23,884 * Whoo, yeah, yeah 11 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,654 * It's Harriet the spy 12 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,356 * Spies look at the eye 13 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:30,291 * Now there she go like looking at * 14 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:34,795 * Say why, hi, my, my, my, my, my, my, my * 15 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:37,798 * Dig it, dig it, yeah 16 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:40,468 * There she, there she go, go, go * 17 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,541 * There she go now 18 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:49,343 * Look at the spy 19 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:51,679 * Hey, watch her, watch her, watch her * 20 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,181 * She's a spy, my, my 21 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:54,215 * Dig it, dig it 22 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:27,448 * Oh, yeah 23 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,719 * She's lookin' in your eye, eye * 24 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:34,588 * Why? I don't know 25 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:11,525 * Whoa, yeah. 26 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,975 HARRIET: Boy with ringlets. 27 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:33,714 Man with tattoos. 28 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:37,651 Girl on... 29 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:40,421 a leash? 30 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,390 Man, if my parents ever tried 31 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:45,293 putting me in one of those things, 32 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,027 I'd trade them in. 33 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,697 This kid looks like she can roll over and fetch. 34 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:52,966 I learn everything I can 35 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,369 and I write down everything I see. 36 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:57,438 Golly says if I want to be a writer 37 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,340 then I'd better start now. 38 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:04,712 Which is why I am a spy. 39 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:14,455 Lady with a purse. 40 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,457 Man with... 41 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:19,293 her wallet. 42 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:20,728 Oh, help! 43 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,430 Please! 44 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:25,766 Stop him! 45 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,335 Stop him! 46 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,416 * Quack 47 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:44,485 * Quack, quack 48 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:45,986 * Quack 49 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,656 * Quack, quack 50 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:50,991 And... done. 51 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,497 What is it? 52 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:57,831 It's Nanomichi. 53 00:04:57,865 --> 00:05:00,033 You know, the god of storm and thunder. 54 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:02,002 Cool, huh? Okay, come on, hurry up 55 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:03,003 before it dries. 56 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,004 Yeah. Yeah. 57 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,539 Okay, ready? 58 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:06,740 Here, give me your foot. 59 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:08,376 HARRIET: The secret tattoo. 60 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:11,479 My best friends Sport, Janie and I thought 61 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:13,381 we should be blood buddies. 62 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:15,516 But this was so much less painful. 63 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:20,020 Just remember the rule. 64 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:23,056 If anyone sees the secret tattoo... 65 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:25,493 ALL: ...swift and painful death. 66 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:38,105 It's... starting. 67 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,910 Here comes... 68 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:47,481 nice Marion Hawthorne. 69 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:48,649 It's happening. 70 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,784 I can feel it happening. 71 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:52,420 JANIE: Good Lord. 72 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:54,455 It's the dreaded Hawthorne effect. 73 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,658 Oh. 74 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:05,165 Good morning, Janie, Simon... 75 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,435 and Harriet. 76 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:10,738 Harri...et! 77 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:13,641 I got to get to class. 78 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:15,476 See ya. 79 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:17,511 See you guys in a few. 80 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:22,149 HARRIET: Sixth grade. 81 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:29,523 All the usual suspects are back in action. 82 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:33,160 First of all there's Rachel Hennessy, 83 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:35,429 Marion's second in command. 84 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:38,832 The only thing more pathetic than being Marion Hawthorne 85 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:42,536 is wanting to be Marion Hawthorne. 86 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,474 Pinky Whitehead, 87 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,509 the human fish belly. 88 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,911 If Janie's theory is right, then Pinky's DNA 89 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:53,781 was combined with a pint of vanilla yogurt at birth. 90 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:56,083 Carrie Andrews thinks she's cool... 91 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:00,488 'cause she spent her summer vacation growing boobs. 92 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:06,126 Laura Peters looks like someone pinched her face 93 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,496 and it stuck that way. 94 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,964 The boy with purple socks. 95 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:13,100 A man of mystery. 96 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,068 He never talks. 97 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:18,071 If I were known only by my footwear, 98 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,240 I'd hang myself. 99 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:24,011 Beth Ellen Hansen always looks like she's about to cry. 100 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,213 I wish someone would just kick her 101 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:27,848 and get it over with. 102 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:32,219 And then of course, there's our teacher-- 103 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:33,887 Miss Elson. 104 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:36,189 She's nice, and polite. 105 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:38,926 I bet one day she goes on a psycho killing spree, 106 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,728 and all her neighbors will say... 107 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:42,763 "She was nice and polite." 108 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:46,634 Well, from what your last two teachers tell me, 109 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:49,469 it looks like déjà vu all over again. 110 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:58,846 It's time to vote for a sixth grade class president. 111 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:02,850 And for the third year in a row... 112 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:05,986 we're down to our final two nominees, 113 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:09,723 and they are Harriet Welsch 114 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:12,826 and Marion Hawthorne. 115 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:16,597 And so, as you may know, 116 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:19,567 the duties of the class president include 117 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:23,937 taking attendance, reporting bad behavior 118 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:30,177 and best of all, editing the sixth grade newspaper. 119 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,715 And now we vote. 120 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:39,720 Marion Hawthorne... again. 121 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:42,590 Three years in a row. 122 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:45,993 You know what? I think I'll invent a poison. 123 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,027 A really good, 124 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,029 clean, untraceable poison. 125 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,698 One that fries your brains 126 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:53,066 and makes all your bodily fluids boil at once. 127 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,568 Could you? Check it out. 128 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,937 One day I'd be like, "Oh, hi, Marion. 129 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,972 "Oh, no, I'm not finishing this soda." 130 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:00,207 And she'd be like... 131 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,616 I'm serious. 132 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,183 Any of you guys want to come over? 133 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,585 I got to get home. 134 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:13,253 If my amoebas start incubating, 135 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,122 they really stink up the house. 136 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,289 SPORT: Harriet? 137 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,558 Sorry. Spy time. 138 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:52,760 Spy route. 139 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,628 Harrison Withers' place. 140 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,830 Higher altitude, lower risk. 141 00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:58,298 But always a show. 142 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:06,406 * Yeah, everybody's gonna have some grease today... * 143 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:11,945 All right, now, Jelly Roll. Yeah. 144 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:14,314 * Lady Day 145 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:18,018 * Come what may, whatever you say * 146 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,920 * We all gonna have a good time * 147 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,055 * A little bit for you, Satchmo * 148 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:23,657 * You, Bessie 149 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:26,093 * And how 'bout you, Jelly Roll? * 150 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:29,362 Golly says, people who love work love life. 151 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,363 * Dizzy, Dizzy 152 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,265 I like Harrison Withers, 153 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:35,168 'cause he's a guy that loves both. 154 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,270 * Scooby dah... 155 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,139 * Scooby-dooby, du-day 156 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,241 Okay, that's it. 157 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,247 Curiously, Harrison lives 158 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,082 for his cats. 159 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,384 Wow! Birdland. 160 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:56,356 But his work is for the birds. 161 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,461 Charlie Parker. 162 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,264 Yardbird. 163 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:08,201 In any case, his cages are the most beautiful 164 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,402 I've ever seen. 165 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:32,192 ( humming Beethoven's "Fifth Symphony" ) 166 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,002 : It's him. 167 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,371 The Health Department has it in for Harrison, 168 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,406 'cause they say he's got too many cats. 169 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,342 : I know, I know. 170 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:53,446 Too bad for them, Harrison has a system. 171 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,283 See a hat, don't be home. 172 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:59,452 No hat, no problem. 173 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,425 Another score for the cat fan. 174 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,438 Hey. 175 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,340 Hey. 176 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,942 Want some necklace? 177 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,211 How about you, man? 178 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,479 Ew. You got it all spitty. 179 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,248 Tastes better that way. 180 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,349 Good. 181 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,351 Hey, Harriet, what are you writing? 182 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,519 Notes. 183 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,054 Can we read them? 184 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,189 Can you read this? 185 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,090 Okay, okay. 186 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,425 I just wanted to know 187 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,193 why you're always writing like a maniac. 188 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,229 I want to remember everything. 189 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,997 I want to know everything. 190 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:45,432 Well, you must realize, Harriet, 191 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,467 knowing everything won't do you a bit of good 192 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,402 unless you use it to put beauty in this world. 193 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,838 True or false? 194 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:51,371 True. 195 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:52,372 Of course it is. 196 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,007 Harriet, your mother called. 197 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,208 She's going to be late. 198 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,476 Come on, Sport, Janie. 199 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,045 I'll have you home before dinner. 200 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,013 Golly always takes us places. 201 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:02,883 She sees things other people barely notice. 202 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:07,354 She's my nanny and... well, she's Golly. 203 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,956 Okay, survey of the day. 204 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,390 Today's question is: 205 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,325 What wouldn't you eat for a million dollars? 206 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,961 Bratwurst. 207 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,262 Sport? 208 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,431 SPORT: Um... camel boogers, dried roadkill, 209 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,433 and my dad's meatloaf. 210 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,368 Janie? 211 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:28,341 It's the last day of summer. 212 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,410 HARRIET: Sad but true. 213 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,612 Au revoir, monsieur soleil. 214 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,314 Farewell! 215 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,315 So long, bye-bye. 216 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,316 Sayonara! 217 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,551 Good-bye... We're here. 218 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,325 JANIE: Is this a garden? 219 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,326 SPORT: What a place! 220 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,327 What is this? 221 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,896 Golly, what's that? 222 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,431 That's Mrs. W., a very good friend of mine. 223 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,066 Kind of unusual. 224 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,068 GOLLY: You know, there are as many ways to live 225 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,336 as there are people in this world. 226 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,972 And each one deserves a closer look. 227 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,908 MRS. W.: Welcome! 228 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,142 Come on in. 229 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,143 Hi. 230 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,144 Hi. Hi. 231 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,412 Hi. 232 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,347 Look around. 233 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,216 Have fun. 234 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,020 SPORT: Whoa! Awesome! 235 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:21,628 Bop, bop, bop, bop! 236 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,205 SINGER: * Do-wat, do-wat, do-wat 237 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,340 * I'm goin'! 238 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,581 HARRIET: Ooh. 239 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,221 ( singer scatting and improvising ) 240 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,229 * I'm goin'! 241 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,237 Hey, you guys... 242 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,573 what do you say I propose a toast? 243 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,176 Come on. 244 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,347 Oh... go away. 245 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,349 Say it quick, before it stops fizzing. 246 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,685 Shake it up, take a sip, and wish for what you want 247 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:19,686 most in the world. 248 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,388 Okay. 249 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,590 I want to replicate my own DNA 250 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,392 and win the Nobel Peace Prize. Yeah. 251 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,261 : Oh! 252 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,429 GOLLY: Very good, Janie. 253 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,363 Okay, shake it up, Sport. 254 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:31,631 Shake it up. 255 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,166 I want to play more baseball games 256 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,301 than Cal Ripkin, Jr. 257 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,368 Oh, yeah! 258 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,471 And get filthy rich doing it. 259 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:39,572 Oh, yeah! 260 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,475 GOLLY: Shake it, Harriet. 261 00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,277 I want to see the whole world 262 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,246 and I want to write down everything. 263 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,356 JANIE: Harriet, slow down. 264 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,758 GOLLY: That's very impressive. 265 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,293 SPORT: Harriet? 266 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,095 * I'm goin'! 267 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,430 GOLLY: That's good, Harriet. 268 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,631 That's very pretty, isn't it, Janie? 269 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:05,598 JANIE: Yes, I like it. 270 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,302 Got you! 271 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:17,044 ( vocalist scatting and improvising ) 272 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,290 Hey, wait up. 273 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,196 * Everybody, hello! It sucks, sixth grade! * 274 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,397 Feet off the bed, please. 275 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,266 Okay. 276 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,535 Feet off. 277 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:43,770 GOLLY: Oh, the heinie bounce. 278 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,172 Good choice. 279 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,339 Very cute, Harriet, very cute. 280 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,807 The neighbors will ask me, 281 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,542 "What happened to Harriet Welsch?" 282 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:50,543 "I don't know," I'll answer. 283 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:51,744 "Such a shame. 284 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,780 "She disappeared without a trace. 285 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,149 And she was so adorable." 286 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,218 How long have you been with me, Golly? 287 00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,652 Since you were born. 288 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,589 11 years and 12,000 tomato sandwiches ago. 289 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,557 And you'll never leave me, right? 290 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,459 Well, I won't leave you "leave you," Harriet, 291 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,728 but, you know, one day you're going to be big enough. 292 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,798 And well... well, big enough to take care of yourself. 293 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,266 And when that day comes 294 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,834 you won't need me and I'll be gone. 295 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,436 But you know what? 296 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,438 That day is not today. 297 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,240 And now, it's time for bed. 298 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,142 Are Mom and Dad tucking me in? 299 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,243 No. 300 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,278 They're at a very fancy party 301 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:28,381 and I bet they're thinking about you right now. Really. 302 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,717 Listen, I think I can hear 'em. 303 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,652 : Harriet... 304 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,655 listen to everything Golly says to you. 305 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:39,692 We're drinking champagne and eating caviar, Harriet. 306 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,261 Come on. 307 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,396 Let's go to bed. 308 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,098 Who's going to bed? 309 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:46,499 Uh, you are, tough guy. 310 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:47,767 Come on. ! Ow! Ow! 311 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,236 Child abuse! Child abuse! 312 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,537 Oh, you think that's child abuse? 313 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,139 You haven't even... How about that? 314 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,640 What about that? What about one of these? 315 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,745 Stand still, you little booger. 316 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,413 Ugh! 317 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,218 I'm telling you, just give me the big knife 318 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,419 and this will all be over. 319 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,321 Harriet, dear, you have taken 320 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,290 a tomato sandwich to school with you... 321 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,291 With mayonnaise. 322 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,625 ...with mayonnaise every day 323 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:13,893 for that past five years. 324 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,162 Don't you want a little variety? 325 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,329 Nope. 326 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,631 Not even cream cheese with olive? 327 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:19,866 Yum-yum-yum! 328 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,535 Or how about pastrami? Roast beef? 329 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,338 How about the fancy cucumber kind, 330 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,240 with the crust cut off? 331 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:31,211 Mom, I can't help it if I know what I like. 332 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,846 And I know that I like tomato. 333 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,427 After school spy route-- 334 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,197 Hong Fat's Food Emporium 335 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,914 Holy cats, a veggie thief. 336 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,317 This must be investigated thoroughly. 337 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:58,265 MR. HONG FAT: Frankie, you took the truck last week. 338 00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,599 Wasn't that enough? 339 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,301 Stop walking around. 340 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,470 MRS. HONG FAT. Frankie, go do some homework. 341 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:04,637 I've done my homework. 342 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:05,738 Do some reading. 343 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:06,906 Watch TV. Do something. 344 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,408 Grandpa, all I need is the truck. 345 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,709 I know you know that I mean. 346 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,715 Come on, Ma, let me have the truck. 347 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:18,851 I got a date! 348 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,620 What do you take me for? 349 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,623 HARRIET: The Hong Fats have a son-- Frankie. 350 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,958 He's cool; American style. 351 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,295 His parents are Chinese-style cool. 352 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,962 Frankie likes going out, 353 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,299 but they'd rather he work in the store, 354 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:35,635 selling milk and bread and lizards. 355 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,771 Ugh! 356 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:53,052 MR. WELSCH: I mean, do I try to interfere with your bookkeeping?! 357 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,321 My business is comedy! 358 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:55,555 That's what I do! 359 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,889 I'm funny! I'm the funny guy! 360 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,358 Yes, you are. 361 00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,926 MR. WELSCH: They're the money guys. 362 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:00,927 GOLLY: Okay, slippery, 363 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:01,928 bath time's over. 364 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,363 Come out with your hands up. 365 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,397 But I just got in. 366 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,832 Oh, sure. I believe that one. 367 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,834 Let's see your fingers, prune girl. 368 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,569 Talk to the hand, 'cause the face 369 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,803 ain't gonna listen. 370 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,472 MR. WELSCH: He asked me to come up 371 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,407 with something new, something fresh. 372 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,542 You read it. It was good. 373 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:16,943 Yes. It was the funniest script 374 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,345 we've had all year! 375 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,912 Yes, it was. So what was their problem? 376 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,448 Hey, I want to hear. 377 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,750 Oh, yeah? I want to sing opera, 378 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,618 but I can't, so I don't. 379 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:26,819 That downstairs is... 380 00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:31,691 Well, your dad has a high-pressure job. 381 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,025 What's a high- pressure job? 382 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,994 It's when you don't get to do what you want 383 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,062 and when you do, 384 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,530 you don't have time to do it. 385 00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:40,433 Do spies have high 386 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,034 Only when they're caught. 387 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,370 I'm never caught. 388 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:44,571 You're right. 389 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:45,772 You never are. 390 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,474 Oh, look, a ugly water bug! 391 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:50,343 Hey! 392 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:51,344 Caught ya. 393 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,580 Here she is. 394 00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:58,951 Night. 395 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,353 Good night. 396 00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:02,054 Good night. You want me to tuck you in? 397 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,356 Golly can do it. 398 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:09,028 GOLLY: "'The time has come,' the Walrus said. 399 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,563 HARRIET: "To talk of many things." 400 00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:11,931 "Of shoes and ships and sealing wax." 401 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:13,366 "Of cabbages and kings." 402 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,701 "And why the sea is boiling hot." 403 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:15,868 "And whether pigs have wings.'" 404 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:16,869 Do you have any wings? Yeah. 405 00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:17,837 Let me see. 406 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,682 Crap? No, no. 407 00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:31,451 This stuff is beyond crap. 408 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,853 This is what crap wants to be when it grows up. 409 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:35,455 Listen to this. 410 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,524 "A Question Corner by Marion Hawthorne. 411 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,959 "Horse riding, for those who can afford it 412 00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:41,594 "is a very wonderful sport. 413 00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:44,464 "Every weekend, my father takes me riding 414 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:47,467 and we laugh together as we ride." 415 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,870 Does she mention her mom pays for dork lessons? 416 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:52,071 Man, once that 417 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:55,041 disintegration ray is complete... bzzt! 418 00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:56,776 She's molecular toast. 419 00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,044 BOTH: Oh, yeah. 420 00:22:58,077 --> 00:22:59,879 Mom and Dad's night out. 421 00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:02,782 Me and Golly's night in. 422 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:03,950 Hello. 423 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,654 What's that smell? 424 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:09,456 Delicious German bratwurst. 425 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,458 We hate bratwurst. 426 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:13,125 I love bratwurst. 427 00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:14,527 Since when? 428 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:16,663 I'll get it! 429 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:18,498 No. No, no. I will get it. 430 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:19,866 I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! 431 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,868 I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! 432 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,102 I said I'll get it 433 00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:24,471 and I mean I'll get it. 434 00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:26,038 I got it! No. 435 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,475 I'll get it! 436 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:30,142 Good evening, Katherine. 437 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:31,811 The veggie thief. 438 00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,145 Katherine? 439 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:34,647 Harriet Ann Welsch, 440 00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:36,483 Mr. George Waldenstein. 441 00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:38,217 How do you do? 442 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,820 Yeah. 443 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:43,022 I've seen him around. 444 00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:44,791 Bet he stole that pineapple. 445 00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:20,059 Good soup. 446 00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:21,260 Harriet, 447 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,629 where are your manners? 448 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:23,630 I don't know. 449 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,632 Maybe somebody stole them. 450 00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:02,602 Hey, you cheated. 451 00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:04,937 Oh, you win. 452 00:25:04,971 --> 00:25:06,172 My congratulations. 453 00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:08,140 Yeah, well, I know some stuff. 454 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:09,576 So, you're 455 00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:10,577 a delivery boy? 456 00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:12,044 Mm-hmm. 457 00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:15,147 Well, no offense, but, uh, you're like, what, 45? 458 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:16,749 Ish. 459 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:19,251 Shouldn't you be a delivery man by now? 460 00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:20,987 Harriet! 461 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,089 Well, Harriet, I'll tell you. 462 00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:25,224 Not long ago, I had another life. 463 00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:27,126 I had a big business, I had a lot of money, 464 00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:28,561 and you know what? 465 00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:31,964 I was the most miserable man alive. 466 00:25:31,998 --> 00:25:33,833 So, one day, I told my wife that... 467 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,635 Wife? I told my wife that I 468 00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:37,870 wanted to start all over again and if she wanted to, 469 00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:39,138 she could start all over with me. 470 00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:40,940 So what happened? 471 00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:43,776 Oh, she left me, but that's all right, that was her choice. 472 00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:46,278 My choice was to become a delivery boy-- well, man. 473 00:25:46,312 --> 00:25:48,047 I don't have the business, of course. 474 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,215 I don't have the money. 475 00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:51,217 You know what? 476 00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:53,552 My life is sweet again. 477 00:25:56,255 --> 00:25:58,157 Hmm. 478 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:01,961 The wurst! 479 00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:04,130 Oh, no! My wurst! 480 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:05,297 No, no! 481 00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:07,600 Oh... 482 00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:09,602 Oh, Lord. 483 00:26:09,636 --> 00:26:10,870 Oh, no. No. 484 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,038 Don't be sad, Katherine. 485 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:13,673 This is a blessing in disguise. 486 00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:15,207 HARRIET: That's a pretty good disguise. 487 00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:16,709 Don't you see? 488 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,010 The three of us have to go out for dinner. 489 00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:19,011 No. Yeah! 490 00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:21,280 Yes, dinner and a movie! 491 00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:23,616 Movie, movie, movie! Come on, Golly! 492 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:25,017 The idea seems popular enough. 493 00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:26,252 Yes, but the Welschs... 494 00:26:26,285 --> 00:26:27,253 Will be out. 495 00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:29,288 Till million o'clock! 496 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:32,191 Oh, please, Golly. Please, oh, please? 497 00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:34,894 Oh, please, please, please, oh, please. 498 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:36,829 Oh, please, please, please. 499 00:26:36,863 --> 00:26:38,064 What the heck. 500 00:27:23,409 --> 00:27:24,376 This is absurd. 501 00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:40,226 Yes! 502 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,129 Don't speak. 503 00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:49,068 Wait! Wait for me! I'm not dead. 504 00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:58,110 Are you okay? 505 00:27:58,144 --> 00:28:00,246 Yeah. 506 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:01,480 Hey. 507 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,716 How come all the lights are on? 508 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:05,384 Where is my child? 509 00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,419 Uh-oh. 510 00:28:07,453 --> 00:28:08,988 Harriet? Harriet, what are you doing 511 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:09,989 in that contraption? 512 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,157 Come in here at once. 513 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,825 Miss Golly, what are you doing 514 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:14,426 with my child, at this hour, without my consent? 515 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:15,394 Who is that? My name is... 516 00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:16,829 Shut up! I'm sorry. 517 00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:18,197 We only went to dinner and then a movie. 518 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:20,166 Harriet is not your daughter, Miss Golly. 519 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,101 She is mine, and you have no idea, none, 520 00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:23,469 what it is like to come home and find 521 00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:25,137 that your child is missing. We had no idea 522 00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:26,405 that you'd be home this soon. 523 00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:28,107 I don't care. I don't care what you did 524 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,375 or where you went or why. 525 00:28:29,408 --> 00:28:31,277 All I know is this can never happen again. 526 00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:34,480 Miss Golly... you are fired. 527 00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:35,782 What?! No! 528 00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:37,116 GEORGE: Just a moment. 529 00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:39,218 This is my fault. Please. 530 00:28:39,251 --> 00:28:41,287 Well, it seems awfully sudden. 531 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,488 Actually... 532 00:28:42,521 --> 00:28:46,025 maybe it's not. 533 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:48,294 I think you're right, Mrs. Welsch. 534 00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:50,329 It i time for me to go. 535 00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:52,364 What? 536 00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:53,432 What? 537 00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:54,801 What? 538 00:28:57,536 --> 00:28:59,939 MRS. WELSCH: Now, look, I admit, I lost it... 539 00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:01,507 because, I just... I was frightened. 540 00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:04,176 But the thing is, the fact is we need you, Golly. 541 00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:06,178 We can't do it alone. 542 00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:09,115 MR. WELSCH: We all spoke out of turn, I think. 543 00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:10,850 None of this is causing... 544 00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:12,284 MRS. WELSCH: Absolutely not. 545 00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:13,485 Absolutely, no. 546 00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:16,322 I mean, I think we were talking about... 547 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:17,556 our feelings out there. 548 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,458 You were afraid and-and-and now 549 00:29:19,491 --> 00:29:21,961 what we should be focusing on, right? 550 00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:23,162 Is-is Harriet. 551 00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:24,496 MRS. WELSCH: Look, I'm sorry. 552 00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:26,065 I lost my head out there. Look. There. 553 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,466 No, no. I was just... 554 00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:29,401 but you can't go-- I mean, we need you. 555 00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:31,470 Harriet would never stand for it. 556 00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:32,839 Please, won't you reconsider? 557 00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:34,340 GOLLY: You know, it's not about 558 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:35,808 what happened outside tonight. 559 00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:36,843 It really isn't. 560 00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:38,410 MRS. WELSCH: But Golly... 561 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:40,379 GOLLY: I just-- no, I think it's time. I really do. 562 00:29:40,412 --> 00:29:43,215 Harriet can take care of herself now, so she should. 563 00:29:43,249 --> 00:29:44,350 But Harriet's just... 564 00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:45,818 She's just a little girl. 565 00:29:45,852 --> 00:29:47,053 You know, it's the right thing. 566 00:29:47,086 --> 00:29:48,855 It's the right thing for all of us-- 567 00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:53,893 for me, for you and for Harriet. 568 00:29:53,926 --> 00:29:56,896 Are you sure? 569 00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:59,431 Yeah, I am. 570 00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:11,543 "'The time has come," the Walrus said," 571 00:30:11,577 --> 00:30:13,279 "To talk of many things... 572 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:16,315 "Of shoes and ships and sealing wax..." 573 00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:23,555 "Of cabbages and kings... 574 00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:27,193 "And why the sea is boiling hot... 575 00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:30,529 : And whether pigs have wings." 576 00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:56,588 Where you going to go? 577 00:30:56,622 --> 00:30:58,457 Well, I don't really know. 578 00:30:58,490 --> 00:31:00,626 I'm thinking I may travel. 579 00:31:00,659 --> 00:31:04,396 Are you going to go be some other kid's nanny now? 580 00:31:04,430 --> 00:31:07,399 And love them more than you? 581 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:08,901 Never. 582 00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:12,371 Remember, in my life, in this world 583 00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:15,307 there will always only be one Harriet. 584 00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:20,312 So get back to work-- you've lost nearly 585 00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:21,580 an entire day on your notebook. 586 00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:23,382 It doesn't matter. 587 00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:25,584 It doesn't matter? 588 00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:27,319 Did I hear you say "It doesn't matter"? 589 00:31:27,353 --> 00:31:28,420 Because I thought I heard you say 590 00:31:28,454 --> 00:31:29,956 "It doesn't matter," 591 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:31,123 but Harriet wouldn't say that, would she? 592 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:32,358 Now come on-- 593 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:34,093 just because you're on your own, 594 00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:36,095 doesn't mean the world stops turning, 595 00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:38,230 or that there are no more fascinating people 596 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:40,499 to observe and fill your notebooks with. 597 00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:42,434 That's your job, Harriet. 598 00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:44,370 That's your job for life. 599 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:46,572 And when you're all grown up 600 00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:49,075 and you sell your first novel, 601 00:31:49,108 --> 00:31:51,477 I'll be first in line at that bookstore, 602 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,279 getting my autographed copy. 603 00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:55,982 I hope. 604 00:31:58,617 --> 00:32:00,953 I'm not going to cry. 605 00:32:02,188 --> 00:32:04,490 I'm not going to cry. 606 00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:05,992 I'm not going to cry. 607 00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:07,426 Ah, it's okay to cry. 608 00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,228 But whatever you do, don't laugh. 609 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:10,997 No, Harriet, 610 00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:14,300 I will not tolerate laughter as I leave, no. 611 00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:16,335 Hey... 612 00:32:16,368 --> 00:32:17,603 come here. 613 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:23,342 You remember-- 614 00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,677 a good spy can get in there and fight. 615 00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:52,471 Good-bye, Harriet the Spy. 616 00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:13,459 I was kind of worried, you know? 617 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,394 I kind of thought, "Well, there's something wrong 618 00:33:15,427 --> 00:33:17,029 with me or something," and so... 619 00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:22,601 NARRATOR: Growing up from girl to woman, 620 00:33:22,634 --> 00:33:25,437 there's so much to get used to. 621 00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:29,508 This is the time when a whole new set of feelings unfold. 622 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:34,280 Feelings about yourself and your maturing body... 623 00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:38,417 Everything's the same as when Golly was here. 624 00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:42,654 It looks the same... 625 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:45,591 it smells the same... 626 00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:47,593 but there's this tiny hole inside me 627 00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:49,328 that wasn't there before. 628 00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:55,834 It's like... 629 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,304 like a splinter in your finger... 630 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,476 only this one's right above my stomach. 631 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,424 Harriet, 632 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:19,858 are you okay? 633 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:22,428 Uh-huh. 634 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:37,109 Something's... different. 635 00:34:48,487 --> 00:34:50,389 No cats? 636 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:54,092 How can Harrison Withers not have a billion cats around? 637 00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:14,346 They finally nailed him. 638 00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:29,528 I will always remember that face. 639 00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:35,534 That's the face you make when you really lose something. 640 00:35:40,506 --> 00:35:44,676 Uh-oh, Frankie took the truck. 641 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,627 Speak English! 642 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:04,530 Oh, okay, you want us to speak English, huh?! 643 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:06,632 Well, you are a jerk, huh? 644 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:09,335 I tell you, "Don't take the truck. 645 00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:10,469 You smash the truck." 646 00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:11,737 Well, you tell me now, 647 00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:13,405 Mr. Wise Guy, was one date worth it? 648 00:36:13,439 --> 00:36:14,573 ...we have people here shopping! 649 00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:15,841 Yeah. 650 00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:22,381 Hey, all right, Grandpa. 651 00:36:22,414 --> 00:36:23,482 It's cool, right? 652 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:25,284 It wasn't a big deal, huh? 653 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:26,618 I knew you'd understand, right? 654 00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:33,659 Sometimes I think families everywhere 655 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:35,827 are exactly the same. 656 00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:37,529 FRANKIE: Everybody get back to work. 657 00:36:37,563 --> 00:36:39,831 Mom, Dad, please? Grandpa! 658 00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:42,200 Just calm down. 659 00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:46,638 MAN: Too exciting. 660 00:36:50,576 --> 00:36:53,245 $6.75. 661 00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:10,429 You got it or not? 662 00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:26,745 Hey, Sport. 663 00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:28,447 How you doing? 664 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,749 Hi. 665 00:37:32,718 --> 00:37:36,422 Um, I saw you drop this outside. 666 00:37:36,455 --> 00:37:37,856 Oh... 667 00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:41,293 Thanks. 668 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,739 I got to go. 669 00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:04,015 ( chalk squeaks, class groans ) 670 00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:10,489 Now it's time for our annual sixth grade holiday pageant. 671 00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:13,359 So... pageant ideas-- 672 00:38:13,392 --> 00:38:15,694 who would like to make a suggestion? 673 00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:17,596 Simon. 674 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:18,864 Pirates. 675 00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:21,933 Okay. 676 00:38:23,669 --> 00:38:26,605 Good dramatic potential, if not exactly seasonal. 677 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,407 Anyone else? 678 00:38:30,108 --> 00:38:31,977 How 'bout the Manhattan Project? 679 00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:33,745 I can be J. Robert Oppenheimer 680 00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:35,547 and with the right chemicals, 681 00:38:35,581 --> 00:38:37,583 I know I can do a mushroom cloud. 682 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:39,618 That's impressive, Janie. 683 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:43,589 But I believe there's a taste issue involved. 684 00:38:43,622 --> 00:38:44,623 Ballet. 685 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:45,824 Pilgrims. 686 00:38:45,857 --> 00:38:47,359 Musical. 687 00:38:47,393 --> 00:38:49,027 Swan Lake. 688 00:38:52,531 --> 00:38:53,899 GIRL: Jazz. 689 00:38:53,932 --> 00:38:54,933 Vlad the Impaler. 690 00:38:54,966 --> 00:38:56,902 BOY: Yeah, that's cool! 691 00:38:56,935 --> 00:39:00,706 I think the most excellent idea for a pageant 692 00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:03,442 would be a giant holiday feast. 693 00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:07,679 Something healthy, low in fat, and very delicious, of course. 694 00:39:07,713 --> 00:39:10,148 There could be parts for everybody. 695 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:14,019 Uh, grains, vegetables 696 00:39:14,052 --> 00:39:17,789 and best of all, a shiny, silver centerpiece. 697 00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:19,758 MISS ELSON: That's a very good idea, Marion. 698 00:39:19,791 --> 00:39:22,160 You could play the barf bag. 699 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:24,763 HARRIET: She made me an onion. 700 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:26,398 Tell me about it. 701 00:39:26,432 --> 00:39:29,635 "You, my dear, are a great big squash." 702 00:39:29,668 --> 00:39:31,437 I'd like to squash her. 703 00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:33,672 I've got something better. Come here. 704 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:41,713 Smell this. 705 00:39:41,747 --> 00:39:42,948 Ugh! 706 00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:44,115 What is that? 707 00:39:44,149 --> 00:39:45,517 You like it? 708 00:39:45,551 --> 00:39:47,118 Wait, I mean you hate it. 709 00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:49,955 It's like something crawled up my nose and then died. 710 00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:51,122 Excellent. 711 00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:52,958 It's a sulfur-based alkaloid. 712 00:39:52,991 --> 00:39:55,060 I want it to chemically fuse with combustibles. 713 00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:57,796 And, in English, that would mean... 714 00:39:57,829 --> 00:39:58,964 Stink bomb. 715 00:39:58,997 --> 00:40:00,599 Stink bomb. 716 00:40:00,632 --> 00:40:01,867 We tape it to the school air ducts, 717 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,569 attach it to a timer, 718 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:06,004 and five minutes before the school play starts... 719 00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,540 Empty auditorium. 720 00:40:09,675 --> 00:40:12,511 Hey... 721 00:40:12,544 --> 00:40:14,212 What are you girls doing? 722 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:15,914 Nothing. Nothing. 723 00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:18,149 Are you getting ready for your big stage debut? 724 00:40:18,183 --> 00:40:19,751 Actually, Mrs. Gibbs, 725 00:40:19,785 --> 00:40:21,787 Janie and I were just talking about the school play. 726 00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:23,121 Right, Janie? 727 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:25,491 Yeah, we're really looking forward to it. 728 00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:28,794 Good, good. 729 00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:30,596 That's good. 730 00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:33,465 Janie, what is this supposed to be? 731 00:40:33,499 --> 00:40:34,132 No, Mom. 732 00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:35,000 Don't touch it. 733 00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:39,605 What?! 734 00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:40,872 Janie! 735 00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:43,008 It's an experiment with mold. 736 00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:45,176 Oh... Janie! 737 00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:48,680 That's where my Veronica's Closet bra went to, huh? 738 00:40:48,714 --> 00:40:50,549 You know, I'm sick to death 739 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:52,250 of this mad scientist baloney. 740 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:53,552 Look at this. Look at this. 741 00:40:53,585 --> 00:40:54,820 Girl, we got to talk. 742 00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:56,588 I don't know what I'm going to do with you, 743 00:40:56,622 --> 00:40:58,256 but we're going to talk. 744 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,726 Some of Janie's experiments really creep me out. 745 00:41:00,759 --> 00:41:05,030 I wonder if she'll grow up to be a billion-IQ genius, 746 00:41:05,063 --> 00:41:07,465 or a total nutcase. 747 00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:10,161 ( Sport clucking, man laughing ) 748 00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:12,097 MAN: Sport, Sport... 749 00:42:20,772 --> 00:42:22,608 Chicken man. 750 00:42:28,847 --> 00:42:30,248 MAN: Do it again, do it again. 751 00:42:45,263 --> 00:42:47,766 : Sport. 752 00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:50,301 Sport... 753 00:42:50,335 --> 00:42:52,270 Sport! 754 00:42:53,639 --> 00:42:55,240 Help me. 755 00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:01,647 Hey, Harriet. 756 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:02,948 Hey. 757 00:43:02,981 --> 00:43:05,316 All right, come on. 758 00:43:16,795 --> 00:43:18,830 How does it look? 759 00:43:18,864 --> 00:43:21,299 Uh... give me the mousse. 760 00:43:23,735 --> 00:43:25,303 No, no... 761 00:43:25,336 --> 00:43:29,140 Don't worry, it's just one of Dad's nightmares. 762 00:43:29,174 --> 00:43:30,676 I mean day-mares. 763 00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:32,711 He says it happens to all great writers 764 00:43:32,744 --> 00:43:34,680 before they get their big break. 765 00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:37,282 Hmm, a real writer. 766 00:43:42,387 --> 00:43:45,390 My dad calls guys like your dad "a starving artist." 767 00:43:45,423 --> 00:43:47,092 Who's starving? 768 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:50,996 I cook, I clean, I do the dishes and the books. 769 00:43:51,029 --> 00:43:52,798 What do you mean, do the books? 770 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:57,836 These are the books. 771 00:43:57,869 --> 00:43:59,838 Every week I get a check. 772 00:43:59,871 --> 00:44:01,439 I write the amount down in here, 773 00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:04,910 I pay the bills and then whatever's left is food money. 774 00:44:04,943 --> 00:44:06,712 I hate money. 775 00:44:06,745 --> 00:44:09,715 You'd like it a lot more if you didn't have any. 776 00:44:09,748 --> 00:44:12,350 I got to get to work. 777 00:44:21,426 --> 00:44:23,929 Hey, Sport? 778 00:44:23,962 --> 00:44:25,330 No! Don't. 779 00:44:25,363 --> 00:44:26,732 Yeah, yeah, come on. 780 00:44:26,765 --> 00:44:27,699 Strike a pose. 781 00:44:36,441 --> 00:44:40,345 Spy route: brand-new stalk. 782 00:44:40,378 --> 00:44:42,881 Home of Agatha K. Plummer, 783 00:44:42,914 --> 00:44:47,085 a big private house with big-type security. 784 00:44:47,118 --> 00:44:50,255 Until today. 785 00:45:16,147 --> 00:45:18,383 A spy must choose ingenious tricks, 786 00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:21,419 must blend into her surroundings. 787 00:45:21,452 --> 00:45:23,421 Hiya, Freckles. 788 00:45:23,454 --> 00:45:26,424 Must live with being called... "Freckles." 789 00:45:37,335 --> 00:45:39,737 Here we go, in you go. 790 00:45:41,472 --> 00:45:43,474 Here he is. 791 00:45:43,508 --> 00:45:45,243 MAID: So, here's the little monster. 792 00:45:45,276 --> 00:45:48,046 Bye. Wave to the man. 793 00:45:51,482 --> 00:45:52,450 Are you happy? 794 00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:54,752 Good. 795 00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:10,035 Oh, score! 796 00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:56,547 : Quiet. Quiet, puppy dog. 797 00:46:56,581 --> 00:46:58,316 Go away! 798 00:46:59,985 --> 00:47:01,119 Don't, don't, don't. Go away. 799 00:47:02,453 --> 00:47:05,056 Pee-wee, don't make me come in there. 800 00:47:05,090 --> 00:47:06,557 Away. 801 00:47:07,558 --> 00:47:09,527 Go away! 802 00:47:11,963 --> 00:47:14,933 Pee-wee... get away 803 00:47:14,966 --> 00:47:17,402 from that dumbwaiter. 804 00:47:17,435 --> 00:47:19,470 Shut up. 805 00:47:20,605 --> 00:47:23,641 Stupid fuzzball. 806 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:27,512 I ought to shave you down and teach you to hunt. 807 00:48:19,998 --> 00:48:22,300 ( Pee-wee whimpers and snuffles ) 808 00:48:28,606 --> 00:48:30,208 MAID: Shut up! 809 00:48:33,644 --> 00:48:36,014 AGATHA K. PLUMMER: No, no. 810 00:48:36,047 --> 00:48:37,482 No, darling. 811 00:48:37,515 --> 00:48:40,485 If you want to talk about something delicious... 812 00:48:41,686 --> 00:48:42,653 ...I have 813 00:48:42,687 --> 00:48:44,355 something delicious. 814 00:48:44,389 --> 00:48:47,192 I have the secret of life. 815 00:48:47,225 --> 00:48:48,526 Yes, darling. 816 00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:49,961 You simply 817 00:48:49,995 --> 00:48:51,329 crawl into your bed, 818 00:48:51,362 --> 00:48:53,999 and you never, ever leave it again. 819 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,401 Never... 820 00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:59,370 Ah, sweet Liberace. 821 00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:05,110 What was that? 822 00:49:05,143 --> 00:49:06,677 I have no idea. 823 00:49:06,711 --> 00:49:08,679 Then why don't you 824 00:49:08,713 --> 00:49:12,150 go over there and get an idea? 825 00:49:14,685 --> 00:49:16,687 And if it's that rat... 826 00:49:16,721 --> 00:49:18,689 kill it! 827 00:49:18,723 --> 00:49:20,658 Oh, Mrs. Plummer, 828 00:49:20,691 --> 00:49:21,726 I'm sure 829 00:49:21,759 --> 00:49:23,728 it's absolutely nothing. 830 00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:35,273 Oh, well... 831 00:49:38,043 --> 00:49:39,677 A good spy never gets caught. 832 00:49:39,710 --> 00:49:41,679 A good spy never gets caught. 833 00:49:41,712 --> 00:49:45,683 A good spy never gets caught. 834 00:49:45,716 --> 00:49:48,319 I am the suckiest spy on earth. 835 00:49:50,388 --> 00:49:52,657 Hey, Harriet, check this out. 836 00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:55,793 "This year's winter pageant promises 837 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:59,230 "to be truly inspiring, as Miss Elson's 838 00:49:59,264 --> 00:50:03,101 "sixth grade class presents a holiday feast, 839 00:50:03,134 --> 00:50:06,037 "starring a turkey, vegetables, 840 00:50:06,071 --> 00:50:08,206 "and a grand finale 841 00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:12,110 of delicious, dancing... gravy." 842 00:50:13,544 --> 00:50:15,246 Oh, my God. 843 00:50:17,482 --> 00:50:20,051 I'd like to see her split a turkey suit 844 00:50:20,085 --> 00:50:22,253 with butt-breath Pinky Whitehead. 845 00:50:23,754 --> 00:50:24,722 Hurry up. 846 00:50:24,755 --> 00:50:25,790 You're so slow. 847 00:50:25,823 --> 00:50:27,292 Come on, you guys. 848 00:50:27,325 --> 00:50:29,194 Harriet, you want to go play in the park? 849 00:50:29,227 --> 00:50:31,196 Or do you have to do that top secret spy deal again? 850 00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:35,333 No. I can play. 851 00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:36,301 You can? 852 00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:38,569 Yeah, come on. 853 00:50:38,603 --> 00:50:40,238 No way. 854 00:50:40,271 --> 00:50:41,706 I still say we play "Buy the Volvo." 855 00:50:41,739 --> 00:50:43,074 No way. 856 00:50:43,108 --> 00:50:44,209 That's stupid. No. 857 00:50:44,242 --> 00:50:45,376 No way! 858 00:50:45,410 --> 00:50:46,677 You guys, I can be the dealer. 859 00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:48,379 You guys can be the couples looking 860 00:50:48,413 --> 00:50:50,081 for a sassy yet affordable family vehicle. 861 00:50:50,115 --> 00:50:51,182 Get real. 862 00:50:51,216 --> 00:50:52,583 Yeah, right. 863 00:50:52,617 --> 00:50:54,352 Okay, I've got it: Hide and Seek. 864 00:50:54,385 --> 00:50:56,287 ALL: No. Hide and Seek? 865 00:50:56,321 --> 00:50:57,255 I am set. 866 00:50:57,288 --> 00:50:58,423 That's retarded. 867 00:50:58,456 --> 00:50:59,457 Red Rover, Red Rover. 868 00:50:59,490 --> 00:51:00,491 No! 869 00:51:00,525 --> 00:51:01,759 That's a kid's game. 870 00:51:01,792 --> 00:51:03,394 I don't think so. 871 00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:05,863 Kick the can. Kick... 872 00:51:07,465 --> 00:51:09,367 What about Spin the Bottle? 873 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,535 ALL: Ew! 874 00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:11,702 Yeah, right. 875 00:51:13,204 --> 00:51:14,439 I got it. 876 00:51:14,472 --> 00:51:15,540 Bumper tag. 877 00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:17,442 See, now, that's a good idea. 878 00:51:17,475 --> 00:51:18,409 Eenie-meenie, miney-mo, 879 00:51:18,443 --> 00:51:19,744 Catch a tiger by the toe. 880 00:51:19,777 --> 00:51:21,346 If he hollers, let him go. 881 00:51:21,379 --> 00:51:24,115 My mom said to pick the very best one, 882 00:51:24,149 --> 00:51:26,117 and you are 883 00:51:26,151 --> 00:51:27,285 it. 884 00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:33,391 Away, you foolish mortals! 885 00:51:35,426 --> 00:51:37,362 Beth's it! 886 00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:17,568 Got you! 887 00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:20,705 You run fast, 888 00:52:20,738 --> 00:52:23,474 but now I shall destroy you. 889 00:52:24,509 --> 00:52:25,443 Yeah. 890 00:52:58,576 --> 00:53:00,545 JANIE: Oh. 891 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:07,385 You winded? 892 00:53:07,418 --> 00:53:08,619 Nope. 893 00:53:08,653 --> 00:53:10,688 Me, too. 894 00:53:12,657 --> 00:53:14,492 Upsey-daisy. 895 00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:20,798 Time to move. 896 00:53:30,908 --> 00:53:32,810 Where's my notebook? 897 00:53:32,843 --> 00:53:34,279 Your what? 898 00:53:34,312 --> 00:53:36,347 My notebook! 899 00:53:40,385 --> 00:53:41,852 Oh, my God. 900 00:53:43,488 --> 00:53:44,622 Boy... 901 00:53:44,655 --> 00:53:45,756 Wait, wait. No, wait. Carrie... 902 00:53:45,790 --> 00:53:47,325 Carrie. Carrie, Carrie, Carrie. 903 00:53:47,358 --> 00:53:48,326 Andrews. 904 00:53:48,359 --> 00:53:49,694 Get this. Get... Okay. 905 00:53:49,727 --> 00:53:51,296 "Carrie Andrews thinks she's so cool 906 00:53:51,329 --> 00:53:52,830 "'cause she spent her summer vacation 907 00:53:52,863 --> 00:53:54,532 growing boobs." 908 00:53:57,602 --> 00:53:59,003 Come on, read some more. Okay. 909 00:53:59,036 --> 00:54:00,271 Hold on, hold on. 910 00:54:00,305 --> 00:54:01,639 Okay. 911 00:54:01,672 --> 00:54:03,674 "Now, the Boy with the Purple Socks 912 00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:05,009 is a man of mystery." 913 00:54:05,042 --> 00:54:06,811 ALL: Mystery! 914 00:54:06,844 --> 00:54:08,379 MARION: Hold on, you guys, you guys. 915 00:54:08,413 --> 00:54:09,614 Listen, listen, listen. 916 00:54:09,647 --> 00:54:11,015 "The only thing more pathetic 917 00:54:11,048 --> 00:54:12,617 "than being Marion Hawthorne, 918 00:54:12,650 --> 00:54:14,885 is wanting to be Marion Hawthorne." 919 00:54:14,919 --> 00:54:16,454 Oh, Rachel. 920 00:54:16,487 --> 00:54:17,688 Rachel. 921 00:54:17,722 --> 00:54:18,889 She is... 922 00:54:18,923 --> 00:54:20,491 Jealous. She's jealous. 923 00:54:20,525 --> 00:54:21,626 It's pure jealousy. 924 00:54:21,659 --> 00:54:23,328 You give that back now! 925 00:54:23,361 --> 00:54:24,929 Looks like there's something in here for everyone. 926 00:54:24,962 --> 00:54:26,731 You heard her, Marion. 927 00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:30,034 Give it back before I pound you into the cement. 928 00:54:30,067 --> 00:54:32,703 Ooh, I'm so scared. 929 00:54:32,737 --> 00:54:33,771 Hey, maybe there is something 930 00:54:33,804 --> 00:54:34,905 in here for you. 931 00:54:41,412 --> 00:54:42,747 GIRL: Janie... 932 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:44,482 : Janie, Janie, Janie... 933 00:54:44,515 --> 00:54:45,683 Come and get it. 934 00:54:45,716 --> 00:54:47,051 Read it. Come on. 935 00:54:47,084 --> 00:54:48,653 What does it say? 936 00:54:48,686 --> 00:54:50,921 Come on. Janie, Janie. 937 00:54:50,955 --> 00:54:52,890 "Janie really creeps me out." 938 00:54:52,923 --> 00:54:54,392 Ooh. 939 00:54:54,425 --> 00:54:57,528 "I wonder if she'll grow up to be... 940 00:54:57,562 --> 00:54:59,797 a total nutcase..."? 941 00:54:59,830 --> 00:55:01,098 BOY: A nutcase! 942 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:03,601 Oh. 943 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:04,802 Hey. 944 00:55:04,835 --> 00:55:06,103 Her best friend. 945 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,905 That's her best friend. 946 00:55:09,540 --> 00:55:10,708 Beth. 947 00:55:12,443 --> 00:55:15,112 "I wish someone would kick Beth Ellen." 948 00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:16,447 Oh! 949 00:55:19,717 --> 00:55:21,686 Uh, Laura. 950 00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:26,757 "Laura Peters-- her face looks totally... 951 00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:27,925 pinched." 952 00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:30,461 GIRLS: Oh. 953 00:55:34,865 --> 00:55:36,801 "If I were the boy with the purple socks... 954 00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:39,970 I'd hang myself." 955 00:55:41,706 --> 00:55:43,841 Something else. 956 00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:45,109 Cut it out, Marion. 957 00:55:45,142 --> 00:55:47,545 Oh. 958 00:55:47,578 --> 00:55:49,814 Maybe there is something in here for Sport. 959 00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:51,549 No! 960 00:55:51,582 --> 00:55:52,683 "Sport... " 961 00:55:52,717 --> 00:55:53,651 Shut up! 962 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:54,652 Fine, then. 963 00:55:54,685 --> 00:55:55,853 I'll read it right out loud 964 00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:56,821 so everybody can hear. 965 00:55:58,489 --> 00:55:59,089 No! 966 00:56:00,991 --> 00:56:03,394 "Sport is so poor, he can't even afford food. 967 00:56:03,428 --> 00:56:05,430 "Why can't his father 968 00:56:05,463 --> 00:56:06,831 just get a real job?" 969 00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:10,067 Oh, and get this, as well. 970 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:13,103 "One day, I had to pretend he dropped a dollar 971 00:56:13,137 --> 00:56:16,106 just so he could afford some milk and bread." 972 00:56:16,140 --> 00:56:18,643 Oh. 973 00:56:18,676 --> 00:56:20,745 MARION: Ooh, harsh. 974 00:56:20,778 --> 00:56:22,580 Oh, oh, oh. 975 00:56:23,748 --> 00:56:25,950 That's mean. 976 00:56:25,983 --> 00:56:28,619 Sport, I... 977 00:56:28,653 --> 00:56:29,787 I-I got to go. 978 00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:31,589 It-it's spaghetti night. 979 00:56:31,622 --> 00:56:33,190 I got to make spaghetti. 980 00:56:33,223 --> 00:56:35,159 I can't stay here anymore. 981 00:56:37,628 --> 00:56:39,897 MARION: Harriet... 982 00:56:39,930 --> 00:56:42,833 sit over there till we decide what to do with you next. 983 00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:45,570 BOY: Wait. What's this? 984 00:56:45,603 --> 00:56:47,204 MARION: "I learn everything I can 985 00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:49,774 "and I write down everything I see. 986 00:56:49,807 --> 00:56:52,643 "Golly says if I want to be a writer, 987 00:56:52,677 --> 00:56:54,745 "then I'd better start now, 988 00:56:54,779 --> 00:56:55,980 "which is why 989 00:56:56,013 --> 00:56:57,515 ALL: I'm a spy." 990 00:57:02,987 --> 00:57:04,221 My position is bad. 991 00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:05,990 My position is terrible. 992 00:57:06,023 --> 00:57:07,992 My position could not be worse. 993 00:57:08,025 --> 00:57:10,661 Golly would know what to do. 994 00:57:14,098 --> 00:57:16,200 MRS. WELSCH: Harriet? 995 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:20,671 Harriet, are you all right? 996 00:57:20,705 --> 00:57:22,540 Fine. 997 00:57:22,573 --> 00:57:23,908 Do you want anything? 998 00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:25,175 No. 999 00:57:25,209 --> 00:57:27,512 You sure? 1000 00:57:43,861 --> 00:57:46,096 Ole Golly, Ole Golly, Ole Golly, 1001 00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:48,198 Ole Golly, Ole Golly, 1002 00:57:48,232 --> 00:57:50,000 Ole Golly, Ole Golly, 1003 00:57:50,034 --> 00:57:52,136 Ole Golly. 1004 00:57:52,169 --> 00:57:54,605 Harriet? 1005 00:57:54,639 --> 00:57:55,973 I said 1006 00:57:56,006 --> 00:57:57,141 I'm fine. 1007 00:57:57,174 --> 00:57:59,209 Really. 1008 00:58:08,919 --> 00:58:10,855 ( excited, indistinct conversation ) 1009 00:58:19,196 --> 00:58:20,531 Lookit. 1010 00:58:20,565 --> 00:58:21,732 Oh, my God. 1011 00:58:28,939 --> 00:58:30,908 Hey, Sport. 1012 00:58:34,979 --> 00:58:36,914 Janie. 1013 00:58:38,949 --> 00:58:40,117 You hear something? 1014 00:58:41,185 --> 00:58:43,120 No. 1015 00:59:00,004 --> 00:59:01,171 GIRL: Plug this in over there. 1016 00:59:01,205 --> 00:59:02,339 GIRL 2: Over there? 1017 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:04,341 GIRL: Um, well, that one's closer. 1018 00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:07,211 : Carrie 1019 00:59:11,015 --> 00:59:12,216 Oh, my... 1020 00:59:18,322 --> 00:59:21,892 : Sport? Sport, catch. 1021 00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:45,816 GIRL : Let me see. 1022 00:59:59,897 --> 01:00:02,232 CHILDREN: * We love our teacher, and our best friend * 1023 01:00:02,266 --> 01:00:04,735 * We'll stay together 1024 01:00:04,769 --> 01:00:06,236 * Until the end 1025 01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:08,305 * We're moving up... 1026 01:00:10,007 --> 01:00:14,344 * ...and together, we'll always have fun * 1027 01:00:14,378 --> 01:00:18,382 * We love our teacher, and our best friend * 1028 01:00:18,415 --> 01:00:20,885 * We'll stay together 1029 01:00:20,918 --> 01:00:23,888 * Until the end 1030 01:00:23,921 --> 01:00:27,291 * We're one for all, and all for one * 1031 01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:30,828 * And together, we'll always have fun... * 1032 01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:43,373 HARRIET: I will always have a notebook. 1033 01:00:43,407 --> 01:00:45,409 Only Golly understands this. 1034 01:00:45,442 --> 01:00:48,245 I will write down everything, and I'll know everything. 1035 01:00:48,278 --> 01:00:50,047 And I'll take everything I know, 1036 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:51,448 and write my memoirs, 1037 01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:52,717 and be a huge, big, celebrity, 1038 01:00:52,750 --> 01:00:54,218 and go on all the talk shows 1039 01:00:54,251 --> 01:00:56,053 and tell them Marion Hawthorne smells. 1040 01:00:56,086 --> 01:00:59,990 And... won't that rock? 1041 01:01:09,399 --> 01:01:10,467 What smells? 1042 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:12,002 Eww! 1043 01:01:12,036 --> 01:01:13,037 Did something die? 1044 01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,775 Get away. Eww! 1045 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:26,316 MARION: Where's your notebook, Harriet? 1046 01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:28,819 I don't know, Marion. 1047 01:01:28,853 --> 01:01:31,922 Have you looked up your butt? 1048 01:01:33,390 --> 01:01:35,726 You all better stop being mean to me, 1049 01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:36,927 or else, I'm going to... 1050 01:01:36,961 --> 01:01:38,428 Or else, what? 1051 01:01:38,462 --> 01:01:40,330 GIRL: Yeah, what are you gonna do about it? 1052 01:01:40,364 --> 01:01:41,899 I'm gonna get you real bad. 1053 01:01:41,932 --> 01:01:43,233 I'm gonna... 1054 01:01:43,267 --> 01:01:46,470 No, that's where you're wrong, Harriet the Spy. 1055 01:01:46,503 --> 01:01:49,006 We're gonna get you so bad... 1056 01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:50,440 and you know why? 1057 01:01:50,474 --> 01:01:52,209 'Cause we have a plan. 1058 01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:53,177 ALL: Yeah! 1059 01:01:57,982 --> 01:02:01,285 * 1060 01:02:03,420 --> 01:02:06,223 * 1061 01:02:08,826 --> 01:02:11,495 * 1062 01:02:15,499 --> 01:02:18,268 * 1063 01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:24,508 * 1064 01:02:27,544 --> 01:02:29,446 * 1065 01:02:34,351 --> 01:02:37,955 MARION: I don't like giving orders twice, you know. 1066 01:02:37,988 --> 01:02:41,358 I told you to nail it to the side, not to the right. 1067 01:02:41,391 --> 01:02:45,462 ALL: One, two, three, heave! 1068 01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:50,767 SPORT: I need more nails. 1069 01:02:52,502 --> 01:02:55,339 MARION: Harder, harder. 1070 01:03:04,414 --> 01:03:06,316 Hold it, hold it. 1071 01:03:09,486 --> 01:03:12,089 A club for catching spies? 1072 01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:14,558 I'm doomed. 1073 01:03:21,465 --> 01:03:24,501 "If Golly said choose between being a spy 1074 01:03:24,534 --> 01:03:26,470 "and having friends... 1075 01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:32,910 I'd pick spy." 1076 01:03:38,615 --> 01:03:41,318 Maybe you're not allowed to have both." 1077 01:03:50,494 --> 01:03:51,428 Ugh! 1078 01:03:54,064 --> 01:03:55,565 Get her! 1079 01:04:11,581 --> 01:04:13,350 ( clanging and shouting ) 1080 01:04:21,291 --> 01:04:23,193 Spy-catchers are everywhere. 1081 01:04:23,227 --> 01:04:25,195 My route is ruined. 1082 01:04:25,229 --> 01:04:27,497 No one can stand in my way. 1083 01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:32,202 Forget that my heart sank 1084 01:04:32,236 --> 01:04:34,304 when I saw you standing there with that policeman. 1085 01:04:34,338 --> 01:04:36,240 This is your mother talking. 1086 01:04:36,273 --> 01:04:38,308 But when I ask you for some kind of explanation, 1087 01:04:38,342 --> 01:04:40,344 it's like... It's not that big a deal. 1088 01:04:40,377 --> 01:04:41,445 Oh, no-- wrong. 1089 01:04:41,478 --> 01:04:42,980 Being brought home by the cops 1090 01:04:43,013 --> 01:04:44,148 is a very big deal, Harriet. 1091 01:04:44,181 --> 01:04:45,615 Cop. Cop. 1092 01:04:45,649 --> 01:04:49,053 One guy. That's it. 1093 01:04:49,086 --> 01:04:51,121 No, that's not it; we've spoken with Miss Elson. 1094 01:04:51,155 --> 01:04:52,256 You remember school? 1095 01:04:52,289 --> 01:04:54,124 And she tells us that you've done 1096 01:04:54,158 --> 01:04:55,492 zero schoolwork in days. 1097 01:04:55,525 --> 01:04:57,461 All you do is play with your notebook. 1098 01:04:57,494 --> 01:04:59,496 It's not play, it's work. 1099 01:04:59,529 --> 01:05:02,032 School is your work, Harriet. 1100 01:05:02,066 --> 01:05:05,970 Yeah, well, she can shut up, 'cause I'm learning tons. 1101 01:05:06,003 --> 01:05:07,071 Oh, yes? 1102 01:05:07,104 --> 01:05:08,472 Well, not about history, huh? 1103 01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:09,539 Not about geography. 1104 01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:10,707 Not even English. 1105 01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:12,576 I swear, if it's not in your notebook, 1106 01:05:12,609 --> 01:05:14,979 it's as if you don't want to know about it. 1107 01:05:15,012 --> 01:05:17,381 So what? 1108 01:05:19,349 --> 01:05:20,617 Harriet... 1109 01:05:26,690 --> 01:05:30,527 This... obsession you've developed 1110 01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:33,430 is not entirely healthy. 1111 01:05:33,463 --> 01:05:37,001 Now, we've made a decision. 1112 01:05:37,034 --> 01:05:38,068 And-And we, uh... 1113 01:05:38,102 --> 01:05:39,203 We want you to stop 1114 01:05:39,236 --> 01:05:40,437 with the notebook. 1115 01:05:44,474 --> 01:05:47,411 S 1116 01:05:47,444 --> 01:05:51,615 MR. WELSCH: Not forever, just as an experiment. 1117 01:05:51,648 --> 01:05:54,118 Harriet, the world is filled with so many things 1118 01:05:54,151 --> 01:05:55,585 a person like yourself could enjoy. 1119 01:05:55,619 --> 01:05:57,387 Well, that's right. 1120 01:05:57,421 --> 01:06:00,424 And you're going to find that, sometimes 1121 01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:03,293 just experiencing them can be enough. 1122 01:06:03,327 --> 01:06:07,264 That's how I experience things-- with my notebook. 1123 01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:08,598 Harriet... 1124 01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:11,501 No. Let's see you experience things 1125 01:06:11,535 --> 01:06:14,771 without your unhealthy obsessions, huh? 1126 01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:17,374 Every day you come home, and pour yourself a big martini. 1127 01:06:17,407 --> 01:06:19,109 How come you don't give that up? 1128 01:06:19,143 --> 01:06:21,078 And how many days go by 1129 01:06:21,111 --> 01:06:22,712 without you going to a stupid party? 1130 01:06:22,746 --> 01:06:25,482 Or buying some other piece of crappy jewelry 1131 01:06:25,515 --> 01:06:27,384 Don't take that tone with us, young lady. 1132 01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:29,653 We're your parents. We make the rules in this house. 1133 01:06:29,686 --> 01:06:31,088 Now, hand over the notebook. 1134 01:06:31,121 --> 01:06:33,057 I threw it away. 1135 01:06:33,090 --> 01:06:35,459 You're sitting on it. 1136 01:06:35,492 --> 01:06:38,062 I'm not moving. 1137 01:06:39,429 --> 01:06:41,465 If you make me move you, 1138 01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:43,500 I will move you. 1139 01:06:59,649 --> 01:07:02,219 I'll just get another one. 1140 01:07:02,252 --> 01:07:03,253 Oh? 1141 01:07:03,287 --> 01:07:05,789 Miss Elson will be checking. 1142 01:07:08,225 --> 01:07:09,459 Harriet? 1143 01:07:10,727 --> 01:07:12,696 Don't you want to talk about this? 1144 01:07:12,729 --> 01:07:14,331 No. 1145 01:07:17,834 --> 01:07:20,504 * 1146 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:25,075 MISS ELSON: Harriet... did we forget? 1147 01:07:25,109 --> 01:07:28,445 Notebook check. 1148 01:07:39,123 --> 01:07:40,290 Dweeb! 1149 01:08:49,359 --> 01:08:51,695 : Hey... 1150 01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:16,720 : Harriet the Spy, Harriet the Spy... 1151 01:09:20,324 --> 01:09:24,261 : Harriet the Spy, Harriet the Spy... 1152 01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:30,600 Oops! 1153 01:09:31,801 --> 01:09:32,969 I'm sorry! 1154 01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:34,771 You did that on purpose! 1155 01:09:34,804 --> 01:09:36,906 It was an accident, I swear. 1156 01:09:36,940 --> 01:09:38,908 Here, let me help you. No! 1157 01:09:43,647 --> 01:09:44,514 Get away! 1158 01:09:44,548 --> 01:09:47,284 Get away! 1159 01:09:48,618 --> 01:09:50,620 That's it, work together, 1160 01:09:50,654 --> 01:09:52,922 and we'll have Harriet cleaned up in no time. 1161 01:09:52,956 --> 01:09:54,324 Don't worry, Harriet, 1162 01:09:54,358 --> 01:09:56,560 we'll all help you. 1163 01:09:56,593 --> 01:09:57,594 No, stop it. 1164 01:09:57,627 --> 01:09:58,928 I don't need your help. 1165 01:09:58,962 --> 01:10:00,397 You all get away! 1166 01:10:00,430 --> 01:10:01,565 No! 1167 01:10:01,598 --> 01:10:03,567 No! 1168 01:10:09,639 --> 01:10:11,308 Harriet! 1169 01:10:11,341 --> 01:10:12,576 Wait! 1170 01:10:12,609 --> 01:10:14,544 Whoa... 1171 01:10:14,578 --> 01:10:16,946 Well, that wasn't very dignified. 1172 01:11:41,431 --> 01:11:44,801 : "To be... or not to be... 1173 01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:47,371 "That is the question. 1174 01:11:47,404 --> 01:11:48,972 Wait. 1175 01:11:49,005 --> 01:11:50,807 Is that a question? 1176 01:11:53,710 --> 01:11:59,849 "Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer 1177 01:11:59,883 --> 01:12:02,085 "The slings and arrows 1178 01:12:02,118 --> 01:12:04,521 "Of outrageous fortune 1179 01:12:04,554 --> 01:12:05,822 "Or to take arms 1180 01:12:05,855 --> 01:12:09,393 "Against a sea of terribles 1181 01:12:11,595 --> 01:12:13,096 "And by optioning, end them? 1182 01:12:13,129 --> 01:12:14,097 "To die... 1183 01:12:14,130 --> 01:12:15,465 I want to die. 1184 01:12:15,499 --> 01:12:17,133 "To sleep no more 1185 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:19,636 "And by a sleep to say 1186 01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:21,671 "We end the heart-chat 1187 01:12:21,705 --> 01:12:24,040 "And the thousand nags of shock... 1188 01:12:24,073 --> 01:12:26,443 "The flesh 1189 01:12:26,476 --> 01:12:29,413 "is here, too... 1190 01:12:29,446 --> 01:12:31,715 "'Tis a consummation 1191 01:12:31,748 --> 01:12:37,387 "Development to be wished 1192 01:12:37,421 --> 01:12:43,960 To die... to sleep no more." 1193 01:12:43,993 --> 01:12:47,664 NARRATOR: There are many signs that Tom is changing from a boy to a man. 1194 01:12:47,697 --> 01:12:49,533 Tom is getting a deeper voice 1195 01:12:49,566 --> 01:12:51,835 and sometimes it gives him a little trouble. 1196 01:12:51,868 --> 01:12:53,637 Don't be insulting 1197 01:12:53,670 --> 01:12:55,705 my friend. 1198 01:12:55,739 --> 01:12:58,942 MAN: This is an actual photograph of vocal chords taken through 1199 01:12:58,975 --> 01:13:00,944 a special instrument. 1200 01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:04,581 The chords vibrate when the person breathes out. 1201 01:13:04,614 --> 01:13:07,183 The larynx is here at the top of the windpipe 1202 01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:10,654 and is the housing for the vocal cords. 1203 01:13:36,079 --> 01:13:38,548 BOY: Bra on a pole! Bra on a pole! 1204 01:13:46,590 --> 01:13:48,191 Oh, no. 1205 01:14:05,675 --> 01:14:07,744 Hello, Marion. 1206 01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:10,213 Get away from me, Harriet. 1207 01:14:10,246 --> 01:14:15,084 Or what, you gonna tell your father? 1208 01:14:15,118 --> 01:14:17,854 I heard my parents talking. 1209 01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:21,090 You don't have a father. 1210 01:14:21,124 --> 01:14:24,761 All those stories about horseback riding are garbage. 1211 01:14:24,794 --> 01:14:26,930 You made them all up. 1212 01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:30,099 Your father lives in Amsterdam. 1213 01:14:30,133 --> 01:14:33,770 He hasn't seen you in three years. 1214 01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:36,906 And you want to know why, Marion? 1215 01:14:39,275 --> 01:14:42,245 'Cause he doesn't love you. 1216 01:14:42,278 --> 01:14:44,213 Move. 1217 01:15:49,045 --> 01:15:51,180 MRS. WELSCH: Harriet? 1218 01:15:52,381 --> 01:15:55,018 MR. WELSCH: Harriet, come down here. 1219 01:15:59,088 --> 01:16:02,025 Harriet, what's happened to you? 1220 01:16:02,058 --> 01:16:05,595 We've gotten calls from every parent at school. 1221 01:16:05,629 --> 01:16:07,631 MRS. WELSCH: They're all either furious or terrified. 1222 01:16:07,664 --> 01:16:09,032 Marion Hawthorne can't stop crying. 1223 01:16:09,065 --> 01:16:10,834 Laura Peters has locked herself in the bathroom 1224 01:16:10,867 --> 01:16:12,636 and won't come out. 1225 01:16:12,669 --> 01:16:15,204 The only parents we haven't heard from are Pinky Whitehead's. 1226 01:16:16,906 --> 01:16:18,241 I'm not answering that. 1227 01:16:18,274 --> 01:16:20,109 MR. WELSCH: I always hated school myself. 1228 01:16:20,143 --> 01:16:22,011 No, now, see, that's the problem. 1229 01:16:22,045 --> 01:16:23,847 What? I know... Something is very wrong here, Ben 1230 01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:25,615 and you need to take this seriously. I am! 1231 01:16:25,649 --> 01:16:26,750 No, come on. I'm just as serious as... 1232 01:16:26,783 --> 01:16:28,051 You know what you're doing. 1233 01:16:28,084 --> 01:16:29,085 You're coming in and teasing... No, I'm not. 1234 01:16:29,118 --> 01:16:30,654 We have a really bad situation. 1235 01:16:30,687 --> 01:16:31,721 We don't know what the situation is at all. 1236 01:16:31,755 --> 01:16:33,322 You always come in and make jokes 1237 01:16:33,356 --> 01:16:35,191 and then I have to come in Do we know what the situation is? 1238 01:16:35,224 --> 01:16:37,794 and be the grumpy one. Maybe we should find out what it is. 1239 01:16:37,827 --> 01:16:40,196 : I'm fine, I'm fine... 1240 01:16:40,229 --> 01:16:42,265 I'm fine, I'm fine... 1241 01:16:42,298 --> 01:16:44,400 : I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine... 1242 01:16:44,433 --> 01:16:45,969 : I'm fine...! 1243 01:16:47,070 --> 01:16:48,337 No, sweetheart. 1244 01:16:48,371 --> 01:16:51,374 I can't understand how this is fine. 1245 01:16:53,009 --> 01:16:55,078 Harriet, uh, uh, can you explain this? 1246 01:17:22,205 --> 01:17:24,207 Well, what do we do now? 1247 01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:25,909 We can do anything you like. 1248 01:17:25,942 --> 01:17:27,811 What am I supposed to do? 1249 01:17:27,844 --> 01:17:29,245 How about a game? 1250 01:17:29,278 --> 01:17:31,214 Do you play chess? 1251 01:17:31,247 --> 01:17:34,017 Golly was going to teach me, but... 1252 01:17:34,050 --> 01:17:35,184 Golly? 1253 01:17:35,218 --> 01:17:36,285 Who's he? 1254 01:17:37,887 --> 01:17:39,989 Just somebody. 1255 01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:45,194 You sit here and play with this stuff all day? 1256 01:17:45,228 --> 01:17:46,696 Don't you have toys at home? 1257 01:17:46,730 --> 01:17:47,897 Yeah. 1258 01:17:47,931 --> 01:17:49,265 But I'm 11. 1259 01:18:00,476 --> 01:18:03,379 You stink. 1260 01:18:03,412 --> 01:18:05,014 What are you doing? 1261 01:18:05,048 --> 01:18:06,182 Just taking notes. 1262 01:18:06,215 --> 01:18:07,751 Are they the mean, 1263 01:18:07,784 --> 01:18:12,355 nasty kind... or the regular kind? 1264 01:18:12,388 --> 01:18:14,257 Why? 1265 01:18:14,290 --> 01:18:15,725 Because... 1266 01:18:15,759 --> 01:18:17,226 I'm just telling you, 1267 01:18:17,260 --> 01:18:20,496 it's tough getting away with the nasty kind these days. 1268 01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:22,165 Thanks for the advice. 1269 01:18:23,232 --> 01:18:25,234 Nobody ever takes 1270 01:18:25,268 --> 01:18:27,370 your notebook away from you, I bet. 1271 01:18:28,337 --> 01:18:31,207 Tell you what. 1272 01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:33,509 How about I give you a notebook. 1273 01:18:33,542 --> 01:18:37,380 Would you like that? 1274 01:18:37,413 --> 01:18:40,049 Yeah. Sure. 1275 01:18:40,083 --> 01:18:41,384 This guy's not bad. 1276 01:18:41,417 --> 01:18:43,987 Definitely one of those people 1277 01:18:44,020 --> 01:18:46,489 Golly says deserves a closer look. 1278 01:18:46,522 --> 01:18:50,226 At least he knows the value of a good notebook. 1279 01:18:50,259 --> 01:18:51,995 DOCTOR: Harriet? 1280 01:18:52,028 --> 01:18:53,396 Hmm? 1281 01:18:53,429 --> 01:18:54,798 It's time to go. 1282 01:18:55,899 --> 01:18:58,768 Can I keep the notebook? 1283 01:18:58,802 --> 01:19:01,237 I'll have to talk to your parents about that. 1284 01:19:08,444 --> 01:19:10,947 Well, what did he say? 1285 01:19:10,980 --> 01:19:12,515 What did he say? 1286 01:19:12,548 --> 01:19:16,419 Well, he says that, uh, you're fine. 1287 01:19:16,452 --> 01:19:21,257 And, uh, you're a wonderful girl and very smart 1288 01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:24,427 and you'll be a terrific writer some day. 1289 01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:27,096 I could've told you that. 1290 01:19:53,022 --> 01:19:55,391 I didn't read it. 1291 01:19:55,424 --> 01:19:57,293 Good. 1292 01:19:57,326 --> 01:19:59,428 You know, Harriet, 1293 01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:04,300 uh, someday-- when you grow up-- you might have children. 1294 01:20:05,401 --> 01:20:06,435 Doubt it. 1295 01:20:06,469 --> 01:20:08,571 Well, not tomorrow, 1296 01:20:08,604 --> 01:20:11,340 or soon, but some day. 1297 01:20:11,374 --> 01:20:12,876 Maybe. 1298 01:20:12,909 --> 01:20:14,844 And, if you do, 1299 01:20:14,878 --> 01:20:17,947 you're going to try really hard to understand them. 1300 01:20:17,981 --> 01:20:19,248 But I keep telling you... 1301 01:20:19,282 --> 01:20:21,350 I know, you told me about the notebook. 1302 01:20:21,384 --> 01:20:23,386 And even though you're telling me, 1303 01:20:23,419 --> 01:20:25,021 and even though I'm listening, 1304 01:20:25,054 --> 01:20:27,556 I still don't understand it, Harriet. 1305 01:20:27,590 --> 01:20:31,094 Is that why you took it away? 1306 01:20:31,127 --> 01:20:33,196 We made a mistake. 1307 01:20:36,265 --> 01:20:39,936 Don't do it again, okay? 1308 01:20:39,969 --> 01:20:41,237 We try. 1309 01:20:46,309 --> 01:20:47,243 Mom? 1310 01:20:47,276 --> 01:20:48,411 Yeah? 1311 01:20:48,444 --> 01:20:50,046 Will you tuck me in? 1312 01:20:50,079 --> 01:20:52,248 Sure. 1313 01:20:55,451 --> 01:20:57,853 There we go. 1314 01:21:06,362 --> 01:21:07,496 MR. WELSCH: Green. 1315 01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:09,198 HARRIET: G-R-E-E-N. 1316 01:21:09,232 --> 01:21:11,968 Aren't you going to work on your notebook today? 1317 01:21:12,001 --> 01:21:13,036 Yeah. Pick a number. 1318 01:21:14,137 --> 01:21:15,371 Seven. 1319 01:21:15,404 --> 01:21:18,207 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 1320 01:21:18,241 --> 01:21:19,508 All right. 1321 01:21:20,609 --> 01:21:22,578 "Turn around." 1322 01:21:22,611 --> 01:21:24,413 That's not a fortune. 1323 01:21:24,447 --> 01:21:25,614 Turn around. 1324 01:21:25,648 --> 01:21:27,516 Why? 1325 01:21:27,550 --> 01:21:29,618 GOLLY: Turn around. 1326 01:21:29,652 --> 01:21:32,121 Golly? 1327 01:21:33,322 --> 01:21:35,024 Golly! 1328 01:21:46,202 --> 01:21:47,636 Why, Harriet the Spy, 1329 01:21:47,670 --> 01:21:49,472 I believe you've grown a full inch. 1330 01:21:49,505 --> 01:21:52,008 Nuh-uh. 1331 01:21:52,041 --> 01:21:53,642 You certainly have grown. 1332 01:21:53,676 --> 01:21:55,511 Oh, Golly! 1333 01:21:56,612 --> 01:21:59,482 So what do I do now, Golly? 1334 01:21:59,515 --> 01:22:02,551 "Beauty is truth, truth beauty. 1335 01:22:02,585 --> 01:22:04,387 "That is all ye know on Earth 1336 01:22:04,420 --> 01:22:05,654 and all ye need to know." 1337 01:22:05,688 --> 01:22:07,390 John Keats. 1338 01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:09,492 What is that supposed to mean? 1339 01:22:09,525 --> 01:22:11,060 It means you've got trouble. 1340 01:22:11,094 --> 01:22:12,661 You wrote down the truth in your notebook, 1341 01:22:12,695 --> 01:22:14,730 and your friends, who weren't supposed to see it, did. 1342 01:22:14,763 --> 01:22:16,665 Now there are only two things for you to do, 1343 01:22:16,699 --> 01:22:19,035 and you're not going to like either one of them. 1344 01:22:19,068 --> 01:22:21,404 Like what? 1345 01:22:21,437 --> 01:22:25,441 Well, you have to apologize and you have to lie. 1346 01:22:25,474 --> 01:22:28,477 But you said never to lie. 1347 01:22:28,511 --> 01:22:30,679 I know, I did. 1348 01:22:30,713 --> 01:22:33,516 Let me see how I can explain this. 1349 01:22:33,549 --> 01:22:38,454 Sometimes a little lie that makes people feel better 1350 01:22:38,487 --> 01:22:40,356 isn't really wrong. 1351 01:22:40,389 --> 01:22:43,059 You know, like, you can thank someone 1352 01:22:43,092 --> 01:22:45,561 for a meal they cooked you, even if you hated it. 1353 01:22:45,594 --> 01:22:47,730 You could tell a sick friend that they look better, 1354 01:22:47,763 --> 01:22:50,266 even if they don't. 1355 01:22:50,299 --> 01:22:54,437 Sometimes a really small lie can be a really big help. 1356 01:22:54,470 --> 01:22:58,041 They tried to squash me like a bug. 1357 01:22:58,074 --> 01:23:00,109 It's too hard. 1358 01:23:00,143 --> 01:23:01,677 It's not worth it. 1359 01:23:01,710 --> 01:23:04,547 Aw, never say that, Harriet. 1360 01:23:04,580 --> 01:23:06,182 You're worth it. 1361 01:23:06,215 --> 01:23:07,716 You're an individual, and you know something? 1362 01:23:07,750 --> 01:23:09,552 That makes people nervous. 1363 01:23:09,585 --> 01:23:12,088 And it's going to keep making people nervous your whole life. 1364 01:23:12,121 --> 01:23:13,256 My whole life? 1365 01:23:13,289 --> 01:23:14,390 Yep. 1366 01:23:14,423 --> 01:23:16,325 What do I do? 1367 01:23:16,359 --> 01:23:18,561 You stay true to Harriet and you accept the cost. 1368 01:23:18,594 --> 01:23:20,129 Now, come on. 1369 01:23:20,163 --> 01:23:22,265 That's enough lessons for today, okay? 1370 01:23:22,298 --> 01:23:24,200 You're 11. 1371 01:23:24,233 --> 01:23:27,103 I think it's time for you to start writing something 1372 01:23:27,136 --> 01:23:29,072 other than notes. 1373 01:23:29,105 --> 01:23:30,439 Like what? 1374 01:23:30,473 --> 01:23:32,341 You'll think of something. 1375 01:23:32,375 --> 01:23:35,578 Can't you come back for just a little while? 1376 01:23:35,611 --> 01:23:39,415 Oh, no, I never go back. Only forward. 1377 01:23:39,448 --> 01:23:41,350 And you know what else? 1378 01:23:41,384 --> 01:23:43,786 Good friends are one of life's blessings. 1379 01:23:43,819 --> 01:23:46,255 Don't give them up without a fight. 1380 01:23:57,866 --> 01:23:59,335 JANIE: Replicate. 1381 01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:01,370 Replicate. 1382 01:24:03,206 --> 01:24:04,273 Stupid spores. 1383 01:24:04,307 --> 01:24:05,841 HARRIET: Hi, Janie. 1384 01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:08,511 Look what you made me do. 1385 01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:10,179 This stuff is going to eat 1386 01:24:10,213 --> 01:24:11,614 right through the floor. 1387 01:24:11,647 --> 01:24:16,519 Three months of incubation down the porcelain pee hole. 1388 01:24:18,387 --> 01:24:21,824 If you roll the rug over it, it won't show so much. 1389 01:24:21,857 --> 01:24:24,727 Oh, so next time you can ruin the rug? 1390 01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:25,861 No. 1391 01:24:25,894 --> 01:24:27,430 Then why are you here? 1392 01:24:27,463 --> 01:24:29,832 I just want to say that... 1393 01:24:29,865 --> 01:24:33,102 What? 1394 01:24:33,136 --> 01:24:35,204 Forget it. 1395 01:24:35,238 --> 01:24:36,639 Fine. 1396 01:24:36,672 --> 01:24:38,407 Forget it. 1397 01:24:48,217 --> 01:24:51,387 I'm sorry, Janie, okay? 1398 01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:54,357 I'm sorry. 1399 01:24:58,861 --> 01:25:00,463 Will you take a look at this. 1400 01:25:00,496 --> 01:25:01,897 Huh 1401 01:25:01,930 --> 01:25:04,433 What do you think of your old man now, Sport? 1402 01:25:04,467 --> 01:25:07,336 10,000 smackaroos. 1403 01:25:10,239 --> 01:25:12,475 No more paying with change. 1404 01:25:12,508 --> 01:25:15,278 No more, no more spaghetti. 1405 01:25:15,311 --> 01:25:16,879 Going to feel like steak. 1406 01:25:16,912 --> 01:25:19,282 And you know those fancy basketball sneakers 1407 01:25:19,315 --> 01:25:21,217 with the, with the buckles and the Velcro 1408 01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:22,518 and the crap all over them? 1409 01:25:22,551 --> 01:25:24,753 Their yours, buddy boy, all yours. 1410 01:25:30,393 --> 01:25:31,427 Hello? 1411 01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:32,595 Murray. 1412 01:25:32,628 --> 01:25:34,430 Hey, hey, I take it all back. 1413 01:25:34,463 --> 01:25:36,399 All agents aren't useless. 1414 01:25:36,432 --> 01:25:39,702 Oh, I'm kidding you, I'm kidding you, man. 1415 01:25:39,735 --> 01:25:41,370 You know I was always in your corner. 1416 01:25:41,404 --> 01:25:42,471 Oh, yeah, I knew you'd come through. 1417 01:25:42,505 --> 01:25:43,572 Well, Sport and I are gonna do 1418 01:25:43,606 --> 01:25:44,640 a little celebrating today... 1419 01:25:44,673 --> 01:25:46,409 Hey. 1420 01:25:46,442 --> 01:25:48,411 Hey. 1421 01:25:48,444 --> 01:25:50,579 Sold his book? 1422 01:25:50,613 --> 01:25:52,448 Got a real job. 1423 01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:54,517 Hey, Harriet, you hear the good news? 1424 01:25:54,550 --> 01:25:55,684 You're a writer. 1425 01:25:56,985 --> 01:25:58,787 So how's it feel? 1426 01:25:58,821 --> 01:26:01,390 Oh, big slice of heaven, 1427 01:26:01,424 --> 01:26:03,259 side order of fries. 1428 01:26:03,292 --> 01:26:04,693 Say, you hungry? 1429 01:26:04,727 --> 01:26:06,529 I feel like going to the fanciest, 1430 01:26:06,562 --> 01:26:08,431 schmanciest restaurant in town. 1431 01:26:08,464 --> 01:26:09,498 We'll abuse the waiter. 1432 01:26:09,532 --> 01:26:10,766 Who's with me? Harriet? 1433 01:26:10,799 --> 01:26:12,201 She can't come. 1434 01:26:12,235 --> 01:26:13,636 What do you mean, she can't come? 1435 01:26:13,669 --> 01:26:14,970 You haven't even asked her. 1436 01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:17,273 I said she can't come. 1437 01:26:20,476 --> 01:26:22,545 You can't be my friend if you're not my friend. 1438 01:26:29,618 --> 01:26:32,588 I'm sorry, Sport. 1439 01:26:32,621 --> 01:26:35,291 I'm sorry. 1440 01:26:43,266 --> 01:26:47,570 HARRIET: No one will forgive me. 1441 01:26:47,603 --> 01:26:50,873 Things will never be the same. 1442 01:27:06,455 --> 01:27:09,858 I have nothing left to lose. 1443 01:27:12,595 --> 01:27:14,897 PAIGE: Someone told me the only reason 1444 01:27:14,930 --> 01:27:17,466 you guys play with me is because of my mom's cake. 1445 01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:20,303 Well, it is very good cake. 1446 01:27:23,071 --> 01:27:27,476 Yeah, but how come we get these pieces and you get those? 1447 01:27:27,510 --> 01:27:29,478 We told you, we're officers. 1448 01:27:29,512 --> 01:27:30,846 And we need our strength. 1449 01:27:30,879 --> 01:27:32,715 You get to fix the clubhouse. 1450 01:27:34,550 --> 01:27:35,984 Somebody's dreaming. 1451 01:27:36,018 --> 01:27:38,787 I am so bored. 1452 01:27:38,821 --> 01:27:40,723 If you don't like it, you can leave. 1453 01:27:40,756 --> 01:27:42,758 Hey, you're right. 1454 01:27:46,695 --> 01:27:48,331 Wait up. 1455 01:27:48,364 --> 01:27:50,433 JANIE: Anybody sick of listening to her 1456 01:27:50,466 --> 01:27:52,067 ought to get a life. 1457 01:27:53,536 --> 01:27:56,004 MARION: Okay, but you can't come back! 1458 01:27:56,038 --> 01:27:58,607 We're voting! It's official! 1459 01:28:25,834 --> 01:28:27,970 Shh! Teacher! There she is. 1460 01:28:29,572 --> 01:28:30,539 Good morning. 1461 01:28:30,573 --> 01:28:31,940 Today, we are... 1462 01:28:31,974 --> 01:28:33,842 Yes, Harriet? 1463 01:28:38,814 --> 01:28:41,817 Miss Elson, I've been thinking a lot, 1464 01:28:41,850 --> 01:28:43,652 and you know how class president 1465 01:28:43,686 --> 01:28:47,956 automatically gets to be editor of the sixth grade newspaper? 1466 01:28:47,990 --> 01:28:51,059 Yes. 1467 01:28:51,093 --> 01:28:56,632 Well, I think... 1468 01:28:56,665 --> 01:28:59,568 I think that it's too much for one person 1469 01:28:59,602 --> 01:29:02,438 and that it's not fair to everybody 1470 01:29:02,471 --> 01:29:05,674 because everybody deserves a chance. 1471 01:29:07,743 --> 01:29:09,645 And... 1472 01:29:12,014 --> 01:29:14,082 And we should change it. 1473 01:29:14,116 --> 01:29:15,751 Objection! 1474 01:29:15,784 --> 01:29:17,586 This isn't a courtroom, Marion. 1475 01:29:19,021 --> 01:29:22,391 I like that idea, Harriet. 1476 01:29:22,425 --> 01:29:23,959 Let's see what the class thinks. 1477 01:29:23,992 --> 01:29:25,628 MARION: Miss Elson, I think 1478 01:29:25,661 --> 01:29:27,963 I speak for everyone when I say 1479 01:29:27,996 --> 01:29:31,700 this is, this is a really, really stupid idea. 1480 01:29:31,734 --> 01:29:33,502 That is one opinion. 1481 01:29:34,903 --> 01:29:37,005 But let's take a vote. 1482 01:29:37,039 --> 01:29:41,410 Marion is now editor of the Guidepost. 1483 01:29:41,444 --> 01:29:45,013 Would anyone like to nominate another candidate? 1484 01:29:52,154 --> 01:29:56,992 Well, I guess if no one has anything to say... 1485 01:29:58,994 --> 01:30:01,664 I have something to say. 1486 01:30:07,903 --> 01:30:12,675 I think that Harriet's a very good writer and... 1487 01:30:12,708 --> 01:30:16,144 if we only listen to one person's opinion 1488 01:30:16,178 --> 01:30:18,881 we may never get anywhere new. 1489 01:30:18,914 --> 01:30:22,751 But Harriet might have something very original 1490 01:30:22,785 --> 01:30:25,521 and I'd like to read what she has to write. 1491 01:30:30,759 --> 01:30:33,629 MISS ELSON: Is there a second? 1492 01:30:33,662 --> 01:30:36,031 I second it. 1493 01:30:41,570 --> 01:30:43,572 I third it. 1494 01:30:47,275 --> 01:30:48,811 Okay, then. 1495 01:30:48,844 --> 01:30:52,615 Harriet Welsch is now a candidate for editor. 1496 01:30:54,216 --> 01:30:55,784 Who votes for Harriet? 1497 01:31:27,315 --> 01:31:30,553 That... is that. 1498 01:31:30,586 --> 01:31:32,988 Yes. 1499 01:31:56,144 --> 01:31:58,046 I am on a mission to be a great writer. 1500 01:32:00,148 --> 01:32:01,750 A good friend once told me 1501 01:32:01,784 --> 01:32:05,287 that all great writers try to see everything. 1502 01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:08,256 Okay, here goes: 1503 01:32:08,290 --> 01:32:11,226 I knew this guy once. 1504 01:32:11,259 --> 01:32:13,228 He used to be a bajillionaire. 1505 01:32:13,261 --> 01:32:15,330 Now he rides a bike. 1506 01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:18,133 Want to know the freaky part? 1507 01:32:20,302 --> 01:32:22,871 He says the bike's better. 1508 01:32:22,905 --> 01:32:25,207 Please write in if you think he's lying. 1509 01:32:30,613 --> 01:32:34,583 There's a difference between looking at stuff 1510 01:32:34,617 --> 01:32:36,852 and really seeing it. 1511 01:32:38,921 --> 01:32:40,355 Look who's here. 1512 01:32:40,388 --> 01:32:42,224 Give them some bread, huh? 1513 01:32:42,257 --> 01:32:44,092 Here you are. 1514 01:32:44,126 --> 01:32:46,294 To really see, 1515 01:32:46,328 --> 01:32:48,964 you've got to get a closer look. 1516 01:32:50,098 --> 01:32:51,133 Why, thank you. 1517 01:32:51,166 --> 01:32:52,134 So much. 1518 01:32:52,167 --> 01:32:53,602 A cabbage. 1519 01:32:53,636 --> 01:32:56,204 GEORGE: Carrots in here for you. 1520 01:32:56,238 --> 01:32:57,706 And a sausage. 1521 01:33:12,320 --> 01:33:14,289 I've noticed that, sometimes, 1522 01:33:14,322 --> 01:33:17,660 stuff you think is broken forever 1523 01:33:17,693 --> 01:33:20,863 is actually totally fixable. 1524 01:33:22,965 --> 01:33:27,035 But some stuff is supposed to fall apart. 1525 01:33:27,069 --> 01:33:28,403 Speaking of which, 1526 01:33:28,436 --> 01:33:31,239 certain high ranking officials of a certain 1527 01:33:31,273 --> 01:33:33,842 secret club had better de-dorkify themselves 1528 01:33:33,876 --> 01:33:36,244 in a hurry... 1529 01:33:36,278 --> 01:33:38,113 or else everybody's going back 1530 01:33:38,146 --> 01:33:40,315 to where they were in the first place. 1531 01:33:40,348 --> 01:33:42,350 This reporter believes 1532 01:33:42,384 --> 01:33:45,821 that de-dorkification is a difficult, 1533 01:33:45,854 --> 01:33:47,756 but not impossible, process. 1534 01:33:47,790 --> 01:33:50,158 Mostly, you've got to want to be cured. 1535 01:33:53,461 --> 01:33:58,066 But I'm pretty sure it's a two steps forward, 1536 01:33:58,100 --> 01:34:01,203 one step back kind of deal. 1537 01:34:01,236 --> 01:34:04,707 In theater news, Miss Elson's sixth grade holiday pageant 1538 01:34:04,740 --> 01:34:08,977 was the theatrical controversy of the season. 1539 01:34:10,078 --> 01:34:12,447 Some were happy to see it, 1540 01:34:12,480 --> 01:34:14,416 and who am I to argue? 1541 01:34:30,733 --> 01:34:33,702 Others say... it stunk. 1542 01:34:37,372 --> 01:34:40,008 This reporter has no comment. 1543 01:34:40,042 --> 01:34:41,944 And, hey, stupid school board, 1544 01:34:41,977 --> 01:34:45,480 give Miss Elson a raise, would you? 1545 01:34:45,513 --> 01:34:48,483 She's not so bad as teachers go. 1546 01:34:48,516 --> 01:34:50,919 And she puts up with a lot. 1547 01:34:52,755 --> 01:34:54,957 There's evidence to suggest that Janie Gibbs 1548 01:34:54,990 --> 01:34:57,893 will grow up to be the world's greatest scientist. 1549 01:34:57,926 --> 01:35:01,329 So far, she has shown amazing progress in the areas 1550 01:35:01,363 --> 01:35:04,466 of mold manipulation and chemical combustibles. 1551 01:35:04,499 --> 01:35:07,736 We have also learned that Sport's father 1552 01:35:07,770 --> 01:35:09,772 is rolling in dough from his latest book, 1553 01:35:09,805 --> 01:35:12,274 which just goes to show, if you stick to what you love-- 1554 01:35:12,307 --> 01:35:15,944 and work like a dog-- you will succeed. 1555 01:35:15,978 --> 01:35:18,480 For those of you who don't know, a retraction 1556 01:35:18,513 --> 01:35:21,183 is when a newspaper takes something back. 1557 01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:24,252 This newspaper would like to retract certain statements 1558 01:35:24,286 --> 01:35:26,021 in a certain notebook 1559 01:35:26,054 --> 01:35:27,990 which may have hurt certain people's feelings. 1560 01:35:28,023 --> 01:35:29,524 They were lies. 1561 01:35:29,557 --> 01:35:31,827 And those that weren't lies... 1562 01:35:31,860 --> 01:35:33,428 were mean. 1563 01:35:33,461 --> 01:35:36,832 Like, just because a person's father is far away 1564 01:35:36,865 --> 01:35:39,167 does not mean he doesn't love you. 1565 01:35:39,201 --> 01:35:40,735 Anyway, don't think about it. 1566 01:35:44,206 --> 01:35:45,774 The truth is important, 1567 01:35:45,808 --> 01:35:49,011 but so are your friends. 1568 01:35:50,813 --> 01:35:55,250 And if you can have them both, then it's a good life. 1569 01:35:55,283 --> 01:36:01,289 Until next issue, I remain your faithful correspondent, 1570 01:36:01,323 --> 01:36:07,996 Harriet M. Welsch. 1571 01:36:12,367 --> 01:36:14,402 * Get up offa that thing 1572 01:36:14,436 --> 01:36:16,972 * And dance till you feel better * 1573 01:36:17,005 --> 01:36:18,306 * Get up offa that thing 1574 01:36:18,340 --> 01:36:20,909 * And dance till you... sing it now * 1575 01:36:20,943 --> 01:36:22,978 * Get up offa that thing 1576 01:36:23,011 --> 01:36:25,047 * And dance till you feel better * 1577 01:36:25,080 --> 01:36:27,315 * Get up offa that thing 1578 01:36:27,349 --> 01:36:28,851 * Just try to release that pressure * 1579 01:36:28,884 --> 01:36:30,285 * Get up offa that thing 1580 01:36:30,318 --> 01:36:33,321 * And shake till you feel better * 1581 01:36:33,355 --> 01:36:34,857 * Get up offa that thing 1582 01:36:34,890 --> 01:36:36,291 * And shake... say it now 1583 01:36:36,324 --> 01:36:39,161 * Get up offa that thing 1584 01:36:39,194 --> 01:36:40,462 * And shake till you feel better * 1585 01:36:40,495 --> 01:36:42,297 * Get up offa that thing 1586 01:36:42,330 --> 01:36:45,067 * Try to release that pressure 1587 01:36:45,100 --> 01:36:46,468 * Get up off... 1588 01:36:46,501 --> 01:36:48,303 * Huh 1589 01:36:48,336 --> 01:36:49,471 * Good God 1590 01:36:49,504 --> 01:36:51,406 * So good 1591 01:36:53,275 --> 01:36:54,242 * Uhh 1592 01:36:54,276 --> 01:36:56,078 * Everybody ready? 1593 01:36:59,381 --> 01:37:00,548 * Follow me 1594 01:37:00,582 --> 01:37:03,151 * Get up offa that thing 1595 01:37:03,185 --> 01:37:05,287 * And shake till you feel better * 1596 01:37:05,320 --> 01:37:06,955 * Get up offa that thing 1597 01:37:06,989 --> 01:37:08,290 * And shake till you... say it now * 1598 01:37:08,323 --> 01:37:10,959 * Get up offa that thing 1599 01:37:10,993 --> 01:37:13,261 * And shake till you feel better * 1600 01:37:13,295 --> 01:37:15,530 * Get up offa that thing 1601 01:37:15,563 --> 01:37:17,299 * Just try to release that pressure * 1602 01:37:17,332 --> 01:37:19,101 * Get up offa that thing 1603 01:37:19,134 --> 01:37:21,303 * And shake till you feel better * 1604 01:37:21,336 --> 01:37:23,305 * Get up offa that thing 1605 01:37:23,338 --> 01:37:25,941 * And shake till you... sing it now * 1606 01:37:25,974 --> 01:37:28,310 * Get up offa that thing 1607 01:37:28,343 --> 01:37:29,912 * And shake till you feel better * 1608 01:37:29,945 --> 01:37:32,114 * Get up offa that thing 1609 01:37:32,147 --> 01:37:33,481 * Ooh... so good 1610 01:37:40,188 --> 01:37:41,223 * Huh! 1611 01:37:41,256 --> 01:37:42,557 Whoo-hoo! 1612 01:37:42,590 --> 01:37:44,492 * 1613 01:37:50,198 --> 01:37:52,200 * Get up offa that thing 1614 01:37:52,234 --> 01:37:53,301 Eew, a stink bomb! 1615 01:37:53,335 --> 01:37:55,503 * Get up offa that thing 1616 01:37:57,940 --> 01:38:00,275 * Get up offa that thing 1617 01:38:00,308 --> 01:38:02,244 * Dance till you feel better 1618 01:38:02,277 --> 01:38:04,246 * Get up offa that thing 1619 01:38:04,279 --> 01:38:06,048 * Just try to release that pressure * 1620 01:38:06,081 --> 01:38:07,182 * Wait a minute 1621 01:38:10,385 --> 01:38:12,420 * Funky 1622 01:38:13,521 --> 01:38:16,358 * I need it. 1623 01:38:16,391 --> 01:38:19,161 * 1624 01:38:39,114 --> 01:38:41,716 * A crack in the door 1625 01:38:41,749 --> 01:38:45,220 * A slit in the vines 1626 01:38:45,253 --> 01:38:48,223 * A hole in the fence 1627 01:38:48,256 --> 01:38:50,225 * So easy to find 1628 01:38:50,258 --> 01:38:56,564 * People doing people things 1629 01:38:56,598 --> 01:39:03,238 * Whatever that might be 1630 01:39:03,271 --> 01:39:10,278 * They go on about their business * 1631 01:39:10,312 --> 01:39:16,418 * Too wrapped up to see 1632 01:39:16,451 --> 01:39:20,122 * In the shadows 1633 01:39:20,155 --> 01:39:25,760 * My unblinking eye 1634 01:39:25,793 --> 01:39:31,266 * I love... the secretive life * 1635 01:39:35,803 --> 01:39:39,141 * I hide in the park, behind a bush * 1636 01:39:39,174 --> 01:39:41,143 * I see runners and skaters 1637 01:39:41,176 --> 01:39:45,613 * And a half naked man showing off his tattoos * 1638 01:39:45,647 --> 01:39:49,317 * And I see old Mr. Gray in his bad toupee * 1639 01:39:49,351 --> 01:39:52,287 * With some dumb girl about half his age * 1640 01:39:52,320 --> 01:39:58,626 * People doing people things * * Definitely not his wife 1641 01:39:58,660 --> 01:40:05,467 * Are calling out to me 1642 01:40:05,500 --> 01:40:11,639 * All their grand and foolish schemes * 1643 01:40:11,673 --> 01:40:18,646 * It's better than TV 1644 01:40:18,680 --> 01:40:28,190 * They're so funny, I could almost cry * 1645 01:40:28,223 --> 01:40:34,329 * I love... the secretive life * 1646 01:40:34,362 --> 01:40:37,832 * There's Johnny's dad on his third martini * 1647 01:40:37,865 --> 01:40:39,667 * And his nose is getting bigger * 1648 01:40:39,701 --> 01:40:43,371 * As I watch him through the kitchen window * 1649 01:40:43,405 --> 01:40:47,842 * They really oughta close those blinds * 1650 01:40:47,875 --> 01:40:50,845 * And under my coat, I got a microrecorder * 1651 01:40:50,878 --> 01:40:54,349 * A pad, and a pencil, and a picture of you * 1652 01:40:54,382 --> 01:40:57,685 * I can't believe you did that 1653 01:40:57,719 --> 01:41:00,688 * I see two love birds walking by * 1654 01:41:00,722 --> 01:41:04,226 * With that sick and dreamy look in their eye * 1655 01:41:04,259 --> 01:41:07,695 * And there's a big fat cop with a Magnum mustache * 1656 01:41:07,729 --> 01:41:11,366 * Trying so hard to look mean 1657 01:41:11,399 --> 01:41:14,402 * The secretive life 1658 01:41:16,271 --> 01:41:20,242 Captioning sponsored by PARAMOUNT PICTURES 1659 01:41:20,275 --> 01:41:24,212 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 102069