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(curious�music�plays)

-�Is�this something�for�something or�can�I�throw�this�out?

-�Not�sure. That�could�be�something.

Put�it�in�this�bowl of�possible�somethings.

-�I'm�having�more�cheesies! -�Oh,�shh,�shh.

Morris�is�napping so,�keep�it�down.

Also,�no�more�snacks before�lunch.

-�Oh,�thank�you�for the�cheesies,�Mrs.�Berney.

Should�this�go in�the�dishwasher?

-�Um...�yeah,�you're, you're�very�welcome,�Maya.

Uh,�yes.

(Astrid):�There's�a�lot�of�ways to�evaluate�your�parenting.

(James):�How�well�your�kids do�in�school,�how�many cavities�they�have.

Do�they�cheat�at�go�fish?

(Astrid):�She�beat�you fair�and�square,�James.

Let�it�go,�man. You�don't�wanna�judge yourself�too�harshly.

(James):�But�sometimes�you�meet a�child�who's�so�well-behaved.

-�Guess�who�found her�old�Halloween�candy.

Trick-or-treat,�fart�butts.

(Astrid):�You�realize you've�been�fudging�your�grades.

Felix. -�Hmm?

-�Did�you�notice�how,�how�Maya didn't�just�leave�her�bowl

around�for�someone�else,

she�put�it�in�the�dishwasher?

-�Oh,�ooh! I�made�a�hilarious�movie.

-�No.�No,�no. -�You�have�to�see�it.

-�But,�in�the... -�Come�on,�I�think I�left�the�iPad�outside.

-�Is�it�the�one�where�I�die? -�Oh�yeah.

-�Maybe�our�kids behave�perfectly at�other�people's�houses.

We�just�don't�know�it. -�Hmm.

-�Oh,�um,�enjoy�your�afternoon. (Viv):�Where's�the�iPad?

(Felix):�I�don't�know. I�left�it�right�here.

-�There's�no�way.

-�Yeah,�you�enjoy your�afternoon. (Maya):�Thank�you!

(Viv):�No,�I�didn't! (Felix):�Yes,�you�did!

(Viv):�No,�I�didn't! (Felix):�Yes,�you�did!

(Viv):�No,�I�didn't!

-�There�you�go. -�Aw,�thank�you.

Mm.

(Bo�grumbles)

Ugh.

Apologies. To�me,�drip�coffee�tastes like�a�hitchhiker's�sock.

-�Huh. -�I'm�in�a�bad�way,�James.

-�CEO�blues? -�No,�GoBo�is�thriving.

Crochet�is�the�new�denim.

But�I�can�feel�myself�slipping into�a�Bo�I�swore

I�would�never�be�again, "Bo�Business."

-�Bo�money,�Bo�problems. -�Mm-hmm.

-�Yeah,�I�will�say�you�look more�buttoned�up�than�normal.

Except�the�sandals.

-�Well,�as�long�as�my�toes are�breathing,�so�am�I.

And�unburdening�myself�to�you is�like�a�sandal�for�the�soul.

-�Okay.

-�But�how�goes your�poor�job�search?

-�It's...�it's�okay. It's�good.

Uh,�I�mean,�it's�not�great, obviously.

A�lot�of�work�to�be�done around�the�house

so,�3:30�rolls�around quicker�than�you�think.

-�I�caught�a�dead�grasshopper at�school.

Her�name�is�Thunder. -�My�old�lunch�container

was�in�the�gym, so�now�I've�got�two.

-�What's�for�dinner? Tacos�forever!

-�Oh�yeah,�I�need�knee�pads for�gym�class�tomorrow.

-�See�ya! (Felix):�We're�gone!

(Viv):�What�about a�knee�pad�taco?

(Felix):�Best�combination.

(Felix�and�Viv):�Tacos! Tacos!�Tacos!

-�Yeah,�they�kinda�keep�me�busy in�um,�rolling�the�same

boulder�up�a�hill�every�day kind�of�way.

(downtrodden�music�plays)

(yawns�loudly) (lunch�squishes)

-�You�just�sat�on�my�lunch. -�Oh,�sorry.

I'm�still�drowsy.

That�Indian�lunch�buffet knocked�me�out.

Had�to�take�a�nap�in�the�car.

What'd�I�miss? -�Most�of�the�day.

-�Oh. -�Leonard's�still�leading.

The�polls�love�him.�And I'm�actually�pretty�surprised

with�how�much�engagement the�slogan�"Cut�The�Crap"

is�getting. But�also,�not�surprised.

-�People�hate�crap. I'm�neutral.

-�Yes,�well, Leonard's�chosen�a�side.

He�wants�bigger�fines for�owners�who�don't�pick�up after�their�dogs.

Bigger�the�dog,�bigger�the�fine.

-�That's�a�great�idea.�Ooh!

Which�reminds�me, when�I�was�asleep�in�the�car,

I�dreamed�a�great�idea.

Okay.�Okay,�cool.

So,�it's�a�park community�clean�up.

People�come�together, they�make�the�park

more�beautiful,�and�romantic.

You�know,�maybe�somebody�finds true�love�or�something?

It's�not,�not�important. -�Okay,�I�mean,�we�have�had

a�lot�of�complaints�with how�filthy�Ellsworth�Park�is,

and�that's�right�in�the�middle of�Leonard's�riding.

-�Okay,�so... -�All�right.

Go�on,�get�to�work.

-�Oh,�don't�you�usually handle�most�stuff?

-�I'm�actually�handling enough�right�now.

And�while�I�don't�work for�you�anymore,�Jean-Luc,

I�do�believe�in�you.

-�Okay,�cool.

Um,�so,�some�people, some�bags,�some�garbage.

Maybe�a�special�lady introduces�herself.

She�digs�my�grassroots�vibes. I'm�into�her�smile.

-�I'm�into�you�taking this�fan�fiction�elsewhere.

-�Right,�that�makes�more�sense. Cool.

(door�opens�and�shuts)

(Astrid): What�the�hell�happened?

(James):�I�swear,�it�was�tidy before�the�kids�showed�up.

They�ripped�through�here like�twin�tornadoes,

ate�everything�they�could get�their�hands�on, and�then�moved�north.

-�This�is�out�of�control. I�don't�get�it.

We�told�them�a�million�times to�clean�up�after�themselves.

They�just�don't�care.

There's�a�bowl�of�cereal on�the�stairs!

-�That's�mine. I�actually�forgot�that.

But�the�rest�of�this is�the�kids.

-�How�are�our�kids such�inconsiderate�slobs?

Is�this�our�fault? -�No,�no,�no.

If�it�was�our�fault then�how�come�Morris�turned�out to�be�so�helpful?

All�you�have�to�do is�sing�the�clean�up�song.

?�Clean�up,�clean�up, everybody,�everywhere�?

?�Clean�up,�clean�up, everybody�do�your�share�??

-�The�daycare�taught�him�that.

And�to�be�honest, I�find�it�unnerving.

-�You�don't�listen�to�her. Morris,�you're�doing�great�work.

-�Yay! -�Here's�the�deal.

I'm�gonna�clean�up this�room.�Again.

And�then�we'll�make�dinner in�peace�and�quiet

while�number�one and�number�two�are�occupied.

-�Okay. -�Okay.

(instrumental clean�up�song�plays)

(James�singing�clean�up�song)

-�Wait.

It's�our�fault.

The�kids�don't�help�us with�anything

because�we�just�do everything�anyway.

We're�literally�doing�it right�now.

-�Oh,�my.�You're�right.

(Viv):�How�come I�don't�smell�dinner?

(huffs) -�Okay,�they�want�dinner?

They're�gonna�have to�help�make�it.

-�That's...�yeah, I�think�that�sounds

like�more�trouble than�it's�worth.

(Felix):�Can�someone bring�me�a�snack?

(tense�music�plays�briefly)

-�We�must�break�them.

(Felix):�Helloooo?

-�Felix,�can�you�stop�waving that�knife�around?

You're�slicing�a�pepper, not�working�at�Benihana.

Um,�James, where�is�the�spaghetti?

-�Oh,�uh�no�more�spaghetti, but�if�we�use�the�last of�the�fusilli,

penne,�and�macaroni, we�could�have�a�shape-a-aghetti.

-�How�many�eggs go�in�a�souffle?

-�None! We're�making�pasta.

-�I'm�doing�my�own�thing.

-�You've�literally�mashed that�to�a�pulp.

-�I�know.�I'm�insane.

-�Hey,�where�is�the�frying�pan? -�Whoa!

Beef�on�the�floor. -�Oh,�my�gosh.

-�It's�okay. Morris�will�clean�it�up.�Morris.

?�Clean�up,�clean�up, everybody,�everywhere�??

(James):�Felix,�stop. -�I�mean,�he's�brainwashed.

-�Let's�help�make�dinner all�the�time.

-�Yeah,�it's�so�funny. And�getting�pizza is�the�best�reward.

-�No,�no,�pizza's�not�a�reward, it's�a�last�resort.

Because�it's�so�late. Morris�is�already�asleep.

-�Most�of�the�dinner�either ended�up�burnt�or�on�the�floor.

I�think�in�lieu�of�this failed�experiment,

you�guys�should�clear�the�table.

-�You're�kidding. -�What�did�we�do to�deserve�that?

-�All�right,�plates aren't�gonna�clear�themselves. Chop,�chop!

-�All�of�them? But�I�only�used�one.

-�Well,�your�mother�and�I paid�for�all�the�pizza.

So...�chop,�chop!

(Felix�and�Viv�grumble)

-�Pass�me�your�plates.

-�Yeah,�scrape�all�the�crust on�to�one�plate

then�stack the�rest�of�the�plates.

There�we�go.

-�Not�the�wine. Not�the�wine.

The�wine�stays. Everything�else,�to�the�kitchen.

And�we're�off!

-�It's�full! -�We're�screwed.

-�Okay,�you�just...�just�put the�dishes�on�the�counter

and�just�go�get ready�for�bed.

-�Yes! -�And�don't�say�screwed.

Right? -�I�don't�know.

-�So,�I�just�told�Leonard�about the�park�idea�and�he's�psyched.

-�But�let�me�guess, he's�not�coming?

-�Nah,�he's�not. But�you're�coming�at�least.

-�Ooh,�no,�incorrect. Yeah,�I�will�not�be�there.

Not�coming. Don't�want�to.

-�Oh. So,�I'm�totally�alone.

-�Yes. -�That's�cool.

I�mean,�I�got�a�great response�online.

Oh,�and�check�this�out.

Custom�campaign�trash�bags.

-�Maybe�don't�put our�candidate's�face�on�garbage?

-�Oh�yeah. Okay,�good�point.

I�mean,�just�printing�this�one bag�cost�18�bucks�so,

huge�savings�right�there,�right? Yeah!�Get�it.

(spits�coffee) Yep,�hmm,�still�hate�coffee.

Blech.

Cool. -�Oh,�what?

Are�you�done�with�that?

-�Yes? -�Huh,�and�yet�there�it�sits.

Hmm,�what�to�do?

-�Oh!

-�Oh. -�Oh,�yeah.

-�Yeah. -�Yeah,�yeah,�okay.

(cutlery�clangs) Uh...

(dishes�rattles) Oh�no.

Um...

(mug�clangs�on�dishes)

-�I�think�you're�gonna have�to�run�it.

-�Yeah. Uh,�totally.

It's�just... (dishes�clatter)

Um...

(humming�to�self)

Uh�yeah,�I'm�just�gonna make�a�quick�phone�call.

(call�dials)

Hey,�Mom. Uh,�weird�question.

(speaking�foreign�language)

(James):�Hello?

-�James,�yeah,�we're�gonna need�to�fix�our�kids.

I've�seen�the�future and�it's�useless.

-�No,�no,�no,�what�do�you mean�put�soap�in�the�door?

In,�how?�Mom!

Can,�can�you�come�here?

was�eye-opening,�James.

Look,�I�never�wanted�to�be like�my�mom,

banging�on�my�bedroom�door first�thing

every�Saturday�morning with�a�vacuum.

I�don't�know,�I�think she�might�have�been�right.

-�Me�too.�I�mean,�I�only did�chores�because�my�dad made�me�feel�guilty.

And�really,�I�think that�guilt�was�more�about my�mom�abandoning�us.

-�Yeah,�it's�not�just about�chores,�James, it's�about�survival.

-�Mm-hmm. -�How�will�our�kids�survive

if�you�get�burnt�in�a�fire and�I�get�kidnapped?

-�On�the�same�day? -�We�need�a�course�correction.

-�Yes,�our�kids�need�to�learn how�to�take�care�of�themselves.

-�And�us. -�What?

-�There�will�come�a�day where�you're�on�your�deathbed

and�I'm�paralyzed...�with�grief.

Sitting�next�to�you, holding�your�hand,

rubbing�your�arm,�telling�you,

"Hey,�baby, everything's�gonna�be�okay.

Baby,�everything's�gonna�be okay."�You�look�at�me.

You�have�no�idea�who�I�even�am.

-�Okay,�maybe let's�just�circle�back--

-�I'm�showing�you�pictures to�remind�you�of�our�life.

You�look�up�at�me. You�say,

"Who's�this�beautiful�woman?"

-�Our�kids�need�life�skills, and�teaching�them�life�skills

is�not�one�of�our�life�skills. -�Right.

What�do�we�do? What's�the�plan?

-�A�chore�wheel. That's�a�thing.

-�Chore�wheel,�James? Chore�wheel.

This�can't�be�solved with�arts�and�crafts.

-�Well. -�There's�no�magic�bullet�or,

or�enchanted�wheel�that's�gonna solve�this�for�us.

Come�on. -�I�know,�you're�right.�I�know.

-�Come�on! -�I�know!

I'm�just...

What�we�need�is�like, a�deliberate,�calculated,

consistent�approach that's�gonna�take�years.

But�if�we�keep�at�it,�who�knows?

(Astrid�scoffs)

This�is�a�chore�wheel.

Each�section�has�a�different chore�on�it.

And�when�you�spin the�spinner�thing,

you�do�whatever�chore it�lands�on.

(Astrid):�Well,�Daddy made�it,�but�it�was�my�idea.

-�Yeah. -�And�I�emailed�him

the�instructions�and�I�chose the�colors.

And�then�changed�my�mind about�a�color.

-�It�was�a�full�cooperation,

which�is�exactly what�this�is�all�about.

-�Can�I�show�you�what�I�made?

It's�a�flower�puppet�named...

(dramatic):�Thunder.

-�No. -�For�example.

I'm�gonna�give�it�a�spin. What�did�I�get?

I�got,�ooh. (James�gasps)

Clear�the�gutters. Clean�the�oven?

James,�none�of�us can�do�those�things.

-�Yeah,�I�may�have�gotten carried�away�with�all�the�stuff

that�needs�doing�around�here. Also,�I�had�a�small�panic�attack

and�laid�on�the�floor. -�Been�there.

-�Okay,�ignore�anything that�requires�a�ladder or�noxious�fumes,

and�give�this�wheel a�spin-erooni.

-�I�got...�tidy�room.

-�Oh. -�No�thanks.

I'm�doing�take�out�garbage.

-�No,�no,�the�spinner�chooses. Not�you.

-�Are�any�of�these�prizes?

-�Living�in�a�nice,�clean�house is�the�best�prize�of�all.

-�That's�no�fun. -�It's�not�supposed�to�be�fun.

-�You�guys�are�making zero�sense.

Is�this�a�dream?

(dramatic):�Wake�up,�Viv.

Wake�up,�Viv! Wake�up,�Viv!

-�Hey.

(video�plays�through�headphones)

What's�this?

The�chore�was�to�tidy�up, not�to�make�more�garbage.

-�It's�not�garbage. It's�a�hack.

I�took�all�my�stuff and�made�it�into�an�awesome, fake�leather�bean�bag�chair.

Watch�this.

(items�snap) Oh.

I�think�I�sat�on�a�Nerf�gun. Ugh.

-�Trying�to�muster sympathy�for�ya.

(Felix):�Ow. -�Really�trying.

(Felix):�Dad? -�All�right,�sit�up.

Look,�can�we�just,�are�you�good?

(James):�You�have�limited�energy

and�chores�are�a�drain on�your�power�supply.

(Astrid):�But�getting�your�kids to�help�with�the�chores

is�yet�another�chore.

-�That's�fine.

(vacuum�whirring) -�Viv.

(Viv�humming) Viv.�Viv!

Vacuums�are�not�for�harmonizing! They're�for�cleaning!

(James):�A�chore�that takes�more�energy�than�just doing�the�chores�yourself.

(Astrid):�But�you�have to�power�through�until the�chores�are�done.

-�I'm�doing�it�my�way!

Mahhhh!

(Astrid):�Or�until�somebody blows�a�fuse.

(meter�beeping)

(James):�Okay,�Viv,�you�have got�re-grout�the�bathroom�tiles.

(Viv):�Woo! -�James,�she's�not a�Property�Brother.

-�Yeah,�okay. Um,�here,�clean�under the�couch�cushions.

-�Can�I�keep�or�eat�what�I�find?

-�No!�Please�don't�tell�me you've�eaten�food

from�the�couch�before.

-�Okay.

(James):�Felix,�my�man!

Got�put�away�the�Stanley�Cup. -�Stanley�Cup?

-�Yeah,�that's�uh,�my�cute little�nickname�for�Mommy's

clutter�sculpture�over�there on�the�bookshelf.

-�But�that�dumb�bead�kit isn't�mine.

Or�that�dumb�mermaid�book.

(James):�Okay. -�That's�Viv's�Stanley�Cup.

-�That's�your�Minecraft coloring�book.

-�Well,�actually, it's�a�strategy�guide.

-�Guys,�take�what's�yours and�put�it�away.

-�Why�are�you�making�us clean�the�whole�house?

It's�your�house. -�That�we�all�live�in�together.

-�Well,�that's�not�our�fault.

We�didn't�ask�to�be�born.

-�Don't�complain�about�existing. Life�is�a�miracle.

Life�is�also�a�series of�mundane�tasks.

-�You�said�if�I�got�a�dog then�I�would�have�to clean�up�after�it.

But�we're�like,�your�dogs, so�don't�you�have�to clean�up�after�us?

-�No�more�philosophizing.

Do�as�you're�told because�we�said�so.

(Felix):�How�do�you�even... (James):�This�isn't�working.

(items�crash�to�floor)

(bowl�rolling�around)

-�Go�get�your�jackets.

-�Sorry,�Mommy. -�Really�sorry.

Wait,�so�you�brought�us�to�a park�where�we�could�just�chill,

but�we're�not�chilling, we're�picking�up�garbage?

-�Correct. -�But�I�didn't�drop any�of�this�garbage.

-�Viv,�none�of�these�people made�this�mess.

They're�all�helping�out so�we�can�have�a�clean�park.

-�Is�this�like,�a�lesson�about cleaning�our�home�like�we�have to�clean�the�planet?

-�Yes.�Although,�most�of�this garbage�is�just�going to�a�landfill�anyway,

including,�unfortunately, most�of�the�recycling.

-�James. (Jean-Luc):�Astrid,�you�came!

And�you�brought�the�whole�fam. You�want�a�t-shirt?

-�No. -�Oh,�that's�cool.

I�can't�believe�how�many people�showed�up.

Hey�man,�how's�it�goin'? -�How�you�doin'?

-�Good,�good. I�brought�some�extra�garbage

from�home�just�in�case we�ran�out.�No�detail�spared.

-�First�aid.�Bathrooms. A�water�station.

A�sign!

-�All�good�ideas�for�next�time. And�there�will�be�a�next�time.

I�found�my�passion. (both):�Oh.

-�Oh,�hi. -�Hi.

-�I'm�Jean-Luc. -�Nice�to�meet�you.

-�Do�you�like�garbage? -�Yeah,�let's�go.

-�At�least�we�get new�robot�hands.

-�So�mid.

How�long�do�we�have�to�do�this?

-�As�long�as�it�takes,�Felix.

The�point�is�to�do something�selfless

so�we�don't�have�to pick�up�after�you.

Now,�run�along. Be�altruistic.

(curious�music�plays)

I�think�we're�picking�up Jean-Luc's�home�garbage�now.

(James):�Hmm.�Hello. -�Is�this�enough?

(James):�You�guys�did�all�that? -�That�is�great�work.

How�does�it�feel to�do�something�good for�your�community?

-�Hot�and�hungry.

-�My�neck�hurts�from�looking down�at�garbage.

-�Okay,�do�you�maybe�feel, I�don't�know,�proud�or�inspired?

-�If�I�say�yes do�I�get�a�reward?

-�Just�'cause�you�did a�good�thing,�Viv,

doesn't�mean you're�entitled�to�a�reward.

A�lot�of�hard�work goes�unnoticed.

And�you�can't�expect anything�in�return.

-�Ice�cream! (Felix):�Oh,�my�gosh!

(Jean-Luc):�I�got�us an�ice�cream�truck.

Creamy�rewards�for�everyone!

-�Awesome! -�Can�I�have

the�vanilla�ice�cream, the�chocolate�ice�cream--

-�Banana�bowl. -�Strawberry�ice�cream.

(Felix):�Iceberg. Please,�please�snow�cone!

(Viv):�With�the�banana�boat!

(James):�Think�they learned�anything?

I�mean,�we�wanted�them to�pitch�in�and�they�did.

-�Yeah,�but�only�after we�forced�them.

They�hated�every�minute�of�it

and�then�expected a�big�reward�at�the�end.

And�then�they�got�it. They�learned�squat.

-�Silver�lining,�a�lot of�the�most�powerful�people in�the�world,�very�entitled.

-�Yeah.�Maybe�they'll�grow�up to�be�like�farmer�bros or�tech�psychos.

-�Right?�Nice�guys�finish�last.

Also,�I�noticed�that�you finished�your�ice�cream.

Would�you�like�some�of�mine? -�Oh,�yeah.

Thank�you,�nice�guy. Sucker.

-�Yeah. -�Hi�there.

You're�Felix�and�Viv's parents,�right?

I'm�Laurel. I'm�Maya's�mom.

-�Hi. -�Oh,�hello.

-�Hi.�Felix�texted�Maya to�come�and�meet�him

and�Viv�at�the�park. So�nice.

-�Felix�texted. How�did�he--

-�Ah,�he�stole�my�phone. -�Ugh.

-�Rat. -�Rat.

-�Your�kids�have�been so�kind�to�Maya

ever�since�we�moved�here.

She's�had�a�little�trouble making�friends�at�school,

but,�Felix�always includes�her�and�she�thinks Viv�is�just�a�riot.

(laughs)

-�Well,�thank�you for�saying�that.

-�Yeah. -�Well,�kindness�is�learned

at�home�and�that's�you�guys.

So,�thank�you.

-�Oh,�that's... -�Well,�we�do�try�to...

-�Well,�thank�you. -�Thank�you.

-�Thank�you�for... -�Maya�is�the�best.

-�She's,�woo,�she's�golden. -�Incredibly�polite.

-�Yeah. -�Oh,�well,�that's�good.

She�can�be�a�little bit�of�a�handful.

She�refuses�to�go�to�bed

and�she�swears�like she's�in�a�Scorsese�film,�so.

We�call�her "little�Pesci�mouth."

-�Really? -�Yeah.

-�I�guess�some�kids,�you�know,

they�save�their�worst behavior�for�home.

-�She�also�does�this�thing where�she�draws

these�incredibly�mean drawings�of�me�and�hides�them in�weird�places.

It's�kinda�scary.

-�That�is�so�nice�to�hear.

(Viv):�Come�on,�Felix�and�Maya! (Felix):�Yeah!

(Viv,�Felix,�and�Maya�playing)

(kids�cheering)

(Jean-Luc):�Yeah, that�was�really�cool.

-�Okay. -�No,�I'll�see�you�in�a�bit.

-�Bye. (Astrid):�Hey,�great�job.

-�Thanks,�Astrid. That�means�so�much.

Really�nailed�it,�didn't�I? -�You�really�did.

Yeah,�clean�park. Unlikely�romance.

And�I�can't�believe you�got�Leonard�to�pay for�an�ice�cream�truck.

-�Oh,�uh, he�didn't�pay�for�that.

I�booked�it, but�we�cleaned�the�park

so�the�city will�waive�the�fee,�right?

-�Oh,�do�you�think�that�ice cream�trucks�are�city�vehicles?

They're�not.

-�Oh,�snap.

I�guess�he�won't�be�taking the�big�piles�of�garbage�bags

with�him�either.

-�I'll�see�you�at�work, Jean-Luc.

-�Yeah,�uh.�Yeah,�yeah, I'll,�I'll�talk�to�him

and�figure�something�out. Alone.

By�myself.

Hey!

-�Mommy! -�Mom!

-�Oh,�I�get�hugs.

(Astrid):�There�are�lots�of�ways

to�evaluate�how�you're�doing as�parents.

Do�your�kids�make their�bed�every�day?

Do�they�say please�and�thank�you?

Are�they�kind�to�people?

(James):�Do�they�swipe your�phone?

Is�it�for�good�reason? (Astrid):�James.

(James):�Fine. Our�kids�aren't�great

at�helping�out�around�the�house.

(cutlery�clangs)

We're�not�that�great at�it�either.

(Astrid):�But�the�dream of�a�household

where�everyone�pitches�in is�worth�pursuing.

(James):�If�we�keep�working on�it,�we'll�get�there.

(Astrid):�Eventually.

Plates�are�in�the�dishwasher.

-�Mm-hmm.

(Morris):�Yucky.

back�to�my�place,�maybe�two�bags at�a�time�in�the�car.

And�then�every�week, I'll�just�take�out�one�bag

because,�you�know,�garbage�day.

It's�the�only�way we�can�do�this.

And�then, maybe�as�time�goes�on,

this�can�kinda�be�incorporated into�the�architecture

and�the�feng�shui. Yeah,�yeah.

I�think�we�can�clean�this. Together.

-�Hmm,�yeah. -�Yeah?

-�Yeah. -�Cool,�sounds�great.

Oh,�man. (hand�bangs�on�truck)

(Jean-Luc):�Oh�yeah, uh,�yeah,�totally,�sir.

I'll�be�right�there in�five�seconds.�I�promise.

I�promise�I'll�pay. I'm�good�for�the�money.

Heh,�heh. Do�you�take�bitcoin?

(rhythmic�music)

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