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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:08,888 --> 00:01:11,658 Great. Thank you very much! 2 00:01:11,958 --> 00:01:13,325 What the hell, dude? 3 00:01:13,392 --> 00:01:16,029 Spare change. 4 00:01:16,228 --> 00:01:17,529 Hey, you saw what happened. 5 00:01:17,697 --> 00:01:19,498 Can I get another milkshake? 6 00:01:19,966 --> 00:01:21,768 Fuck you. 7 00:01:33,613 --> 00:01:35,848 Skeleton Army has betrayed you... 8 00:01:35,948 --> 00:01:38,584 They now dance to your agony as you burn to ashes. 9 00:01:38,918 --> 00:01:41,120 You are dead. 10 00:01:41,587 --> 00:01:42,822 That's harsh. 11 00:01:42,889 --> 00:01:44,556 You wanna know what's harsh, okay? 12 00:01:44,691 --> 00:01:46,859 This dead meat asking me for money 13 00:01:46,993 --> 00:01:50,029 with gold teeth in his mouth. Unbelievable. 14 00:01:51,731 --> 00:01:55,367 - Wait, take this! Take this! - Watch it, Freddy! 15 00:01:55,534 --> 00:01:57,603 This is a limited foil cover edition! 16 00:01:57,737 --> 00:02:00,573 Hey, hey, I-- I noticed you had no shoes. 17 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:01,540 He doesn't care. 18 00:02:01,741 --> 00:02:03,042 And I wanted to find out what-- 19 00:02:03,142 --> 00:02:05,645 Just kidding. Gimme that. 20 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:16,789 Don't put that in your mouth, Freddy! 21 00:02:16,956 --> 00:02:18,791 What? What are you, a zombiphobe now? 22 00:02:18,858 --> 00:02:22,227 You gotta stop doing this, okay? You're gonna get us in trouble. 23 00:02:22,327 --> 00:02:24,396 Survival of the strongest. 24 00:02:24,496 --> 00:02:26,199 -Survival of the fittest. -Whatever, dude, okay? 25 00:02:26,431 --> 00:02:29,602 -He doesn't need it. I do. -You need nasty gold teeth? 26 00:02:29,769 --> 00:02:32,237 No! I need cash, okay? 27 00:02:32,404 --> 00:02:34,539 Besides, what do zombies needs money for anyway? 28 00:02:34,607 --> 00:02:36,274 I guess earning money is all they ever did 29 00:02:36,374 --> 00:02:37,944 when they were alive. 30 00:02:39,511 --> 00:02:40,646 What a bunch of losers. 31 00:02:43,415 --> 00:02:45,852 Oh! Time to work. 32 00:02:47,887 --> 00:02:51,691 -Hey, Maggie! -Hey, shit-face. 33 00:02:51,824 --> 00:02:54,794 I've got another pickup for you, and don't fuck it up this time. 34 00:02:54,894 --> 00:02:55,895 Don't fuck up this-- 35 00:02:56,028 --> 00:02:58,030 No, we're not gonna fuck up this time. 36 00:02:58,097 --> 00:03:00,166 Give us the info, Maggie. 37 00:03:14,013 --> 00:03:15,782 Ladies and gentlemen, the dead are back. 38 00:03:19,786 --> 00:03:21,954 There's no flesh-eating behavior, 39 00:03:22,054 --> 00:03:24,157 nor hunger for brain, 40 00:03:24,389 --> 00:03:26,626 - they're just... - ...here. 41 00:03:26,893 --> 00:03:28,661 And that's the real disaster, isn't it? 42 00:03:30,362 --> 00:03:32,865 So, you're saying we have to relearn 43 00:03:33,099 --> 00:03:34,533 our behaviors towards the living-dead? 44 00:03:34,667 --> 00:03:37,804 The less offensive term would be living-impaired. 45 00:03:37,970 --> 00:03:39,872 What do you think, folks? 46 00:03:42,141 --> 00:03:44,777 I lost my job! They don't sleep. 47 00:03:45,044 --> 00:03:47,546 How the fuck can we compete with these damn zombies? 48 00:03:47,747 --> 00:03:49,916 Rain. Rain. 49 00:03:50,082 --> 00:03:53,152 Population has dramatically grown by 175% 50 00:03:53,252 --> 00:03:54,153 within the last six months. 51 00:03:54,452 --> 00:03:56,488 It is now illegal for people to dig up their loved ones. 52 00:03:57,355 --> 00:03:59,192 Zombies you'd like to fuck. 53 00:04:00,126 --> 00:04:01,761 Protests are rising 54 00:04:01,894 --> 00:04:04,730 all over the world as the undead claim equal rights. 55 00:04:06,065 --> 00:04:07,900 I'm Brad Thompson for Coleman News. 56 00:04:08,067 --> 00:04:09,902 Good night, and God bless America. 57 00:04:19,979 --> 00:04:21,747 We're invincible. 58 00:04:32,357 --> 00:04:33,693 Mister McKenna? Hi. 59 00:04:33,793 --> 00:04:35,895 Coleman's Retirement Services for the Living-Impaired. 60 00:04:35,995 --> 00:04:37,529 -You called us? -Yes! Uh, 61 00:04:37,597 --> 00:04:39,232 thank you for coming... ...so promptly, 62 00:04:39,332 --> 00:04:41,200 - you guys are fast. - Yeah. 63 00:04:41,366 --> 00:04:42,835 - Um... 64 00:04:42,935 --> 00:04:45,605 ...now, I want you to know that we do love him, dearly, 65 00:04:45,705 --> 00:04:48,473 and it was a hard decision for us to make. 66 00:04:48,641 --> 00:04:49,909 We totally understand, sir. 67 00:04:50,042 --> 00:04:53,079 You see, it's my father-in-law, and it's important for my wife 68 00:04:53,145 --> 00:04:55,781 that he be treated with dignity. 69 00:04:56,148 --> 00:04:58,184 -That is our policy, yeah. -Okay. 70 00:04:58,351 --> 00:05:00,820 My wife is very fragile emotionally. 71 00:05:00,887 --> 00:05:02,454 So, if you could-- 72 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:03,689 Oh! 73 00:05:07,126 --> 00:05:08,526 Oh, Pop-Pop! 74 00:05:09,662 --> 00:05:10,930 What did you do? 75 00:05:11,030 --> 00:05:13,332 I swear if you shot him in the brain, I... 76 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:19,272 That was close. 77 00:05:24,310 --> 00:05:26,112 How many times do I need to tell you? 78 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:27,980 No more shooting at Pop-Pop! 79 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,650 You said it yourself, Pop-Pop is just a fucking zombie. 80 00:05:32,285 --> 00:05:35,721 Kids... 81 00:05:36,322 --> 00:05:40,293 ...no, Pop-Pop is living-impaired, hmm? 82 00:05:40,492 --> 00:05:42,662 And the living-impaired have rights, 83 00:05:42,895 --> 00:05:44,864 so you can't shoot them, okay? 84 00:05:44,931 --> 00:05:46,999 He's just like a... 85 00:05:47,166 --> 00:05:49,335 -...like a retard. Hmm? Uh... -Hmm. 86 00:05:49,835 --> 00:05:51,037 ...we don't shoot retards, 87 00:05:51,137 --> 00:05:52,204 do we? 88 00:05:53,139 --> 00:05:54,774 - No, we don't. - Listen, uh, sir. 89 00:05:54,907 --> 00:05:57,243 I don't wanna be mean and put pressure or anything 90 00:05:57,376 --> 00:05:59,612 - but we're on the clock. - Yes, I... I'm sorry. 91 00:05:59,745 --> 00:06:01,446 Please proceed with the extraction. 92 00:06:01,580 --> 00:06:03,616 - All right. - Um. 93 00:06:05,184 --> 00:06:08,054 Okay. 94 00:06:12,325 --> 00:06:15,493 -Are you sure this is necessary? -They're professionals, honey. 95 00:06:15,695 --> 00:06:17,830 I think we got him. 96 00:06:18,998 --> 00:06:20,733 Careful guys, that chair is priceless. 97 00:06:20,866 --> 00:06:22,234 Yeah. Yeah. 98 00:06:22,335 --> 00:06:25,071 This ugly bastard is stronger than he looks like. 99 00:06:33,846 --> 00:06:35,014 Totally normal. 100 00:06:41,887 --> 00:06:44,223 Hey! Like new. 101 00:06:44,489 --> 00:06:47,026 See what we had to deal with every day. 102 00:06:48,060 --> 00:06:50,696 Okay, I'm just gonna need a signature right here. 103 00:06:51,163 --> 00:06:54,166 Let's just proceed to payment. Uh... 104 00:06:54,367 --> 00:06:56,736 Jeez. 105 00:06:57,403 --> 00:06:59,805 The card reader, it's messed up again, man. 106 00:06:59,905 --> 00:07:02,274 Oh, what the heck is that? That's really weird. 107 00:07:02,441 --> 00:07:05,945 So sorry about this, sir, um... Do you mind paying cash? 108 00:07:06,679 --> 00:07:07,680 Here you go. 109 00:07:09,348 --> 00:07:11,484 -Thank you. -You did the right choice. 110 00:07:11,617 --> 00:07:13,786 Okay, come on. 111 00:07:13,919 --> 00:07:15,488 Hey, pleasure doing business with you, dude. 112 00:07:15,588 --> 00:07:17,623 -I mean, sir. -Bye-bye now. 113 00:07:20,893 --> 00:07:21,861 All right. 114 00:07:43,249 --> 00:07:45,484 - Hello. - Hi. Mister McKenna? 115 00:07:45,618 --> 00:07:48,120 Coleman Retirement Services for the Living-Impaired. 116 00:07:49,088 --> 00:07:50,623 I-- I believe your colleagues... 117 00:07:50,689 --> 00:07:51,891 ...have already taken... 118 00:07:52,024 --> 00:07:53,626 Honey? 119 00:07:54,126 --> 00:07:56,996 Maddox Art is murder! 120 00:07:57,496 --> 00:08:02,601 Maddox Art is murder! Maddox Art is murder! 121 00:08:02,835 --> 00:08:07,940 Maddox Art is murder! Maddox Art is murder! 122 00:08:08,607 --> 00:08:11,444 Maddox Art is murder! 123 00:08:16,582 --> 00:08:19,585 Karl, my man! 124 00:08:20,586 --> 00:08:24,457 Freddy, you're getting depressingly uninspiring. 125 00:08:24,824 --> 00:08:27,126 - What do you mean? - Don't worry about it. 126 00:08:31,864 --> 00:08:33,399 What am I supposed to do with this? 127 00:08:33,599 --> 00:08:35,701 Come on, Don, it's not that bad! 128 00:08:35,768 --> 00:08:38,003 His head is holding on a pogo stick! 129 00:08:38,070 --> 00:08:42,641 Exactly! Which makes him, uh... inspiring. 130 00:08:42,741 --> 00:08:43,976 Yeah, like the, uh, 131 00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:46,745 the magnificent head-spinning zombie, dude! 132 00:08:46,812 --> 00:08:49,281 - Whoa! - Whoa! 133 00:08:49,415 --> 00:08:51,317 -Whoa! -See, art! 134 00:08:51,484 --> 00:08:54,153 You wouldn't know art if it bit you on the ass. 135 00:08:54,353 --> 00:08:56,021 I'm not going to take this one. 136 00:08:56,088 --> 00:08:59,558 -Don. -Or at least, not at full price. 137 00:08:59,825 --> 00:09:02,128 We have the certificate of termination and everything. 138 00:09:02,228 --> 00:09:03,929 He's legit, I mean, you could do whatever you want 139 00:09:04,029 --> 00:09:06,532 with him, you know, uh, no one cares. 140 00:09:07,766 --> 00:09:09,502 -I'll give you half. -What? 141 00:09:09,568 --> 00:09:12,404 -Take it or leave it. -That is an insult. 142 00:09:12,538 --> 00:09:13,939 There's no deal. Come on, Karl, we're leaving. 143 00:09:14,039 --> 00:09:16,375 Fine, you win. Half-price. 144 00:09:17,209 --> 00:09:20,112 - What are you doing? - We're broke, remember? 145 00:09:20,312 --> 00:09:24,618 Oh, my. You have the softest hands. 146 00:09:26,952 --> 00:09:28,187 I moisturize. 147 00:09:36,896 --> 00:09:40,399 Oh, hi! I'm Bob Coleman. 148 00:09:41,033 --> 00:09:42,868 And for years we've been studying 149 00:09:42,935 --> 00:09:45,871 the most complex structure of the universe. 150 00:09:47,273 --> 00:09:48,642 The human brain. 151 00:09:50,776 --> 00:09:53,279 Each second, a hundred billion neurons 152 00:09:53,613 --> 00:09:56,849 are sending ten thousand electro-chemical signals 153 00:09:57,516 --> 00:09:59,586 making us behave the way we do. 154 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,890 That's why this cute little creature... 155 00:10:05,124 --> 00:10:08,628 ...makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside. 156 00:10:09,495 --> 00:10:12,231 At Coleman, we're dedicated to unlocking 157 00:10:12,364 --> 00:10:13,667 the secrets of the mind. 158 00:10:13,866 --> 00:10:16,402 Help the research, donate your loved ones 159 00:10:16,735 --> 00:10:21,273 through our Retirement Services for the Living-Impaired. 160 00:10:40,359 --> 00:10:43,128 -Great. -Hmm. Bye. 161 00:10:45,397 --> 00:10:48,400 Your vampire hero stands before Shiva, 162 00:10:48,602 --> 00:10:50,002 the last god of evil. 163 00:10:50,102 --> 00:10:51,103 And... 164 00:10:55,107 --> 00:10:57,443 Shiva the Destroyer destroys Dracula. 165 00:10:59,378 --> 00:11:00,246 Huh. 166 00:11:00,346 --> 00:11:01,615 Why don't you just skip to the end? 167 00:11:01,747 --> 00:11:03,182 What are you talking about? That would be cheating. 168 00:11:03,282 --> 00:11:04,350 The whole book is cheating. 169 00:11:05,017 --> 00:11:07,953 I mean, look at Dracula. He's all thin and handsome. 170 00:11:08,087 --> 00:11:10,556 -He has to be thin and handsome. -No, no, no, no. 171 00:11:10,657 --> 00:11:13,125 See, blood is super rich, dude. I mean, he'd be fat. 172 00:11:13,225 --> 00:11:15,127 - At the very least, chubby. - Hey, Maggie! 173 00:11:15,194 --> 00:11:16,862 Maggie, Maggie, Maggie! Listen! 174 00:11:16,929 --> 00:11:20,833 Do you think Dracula, the king of the undead, would be fat? 175 00:11:24,503 --> 00:11:26,805 That is exactly why I don't hang out with you guys. 176 00:11:27,873 --> 00:11:29,942 -This and that ugly hat. -This? 177 00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:32,278 This is a hunter's hat, and I'm hunting so... 178 00:11:33,178 --> 00:11:34,413 -it's appropriate. -Huh. 179 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,081 And I thank God everyday we didn't come 180 00:11:36,148 --> 00:11:37,316 from the same ball sack. 181 00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:39,485 Huh. Thank you. That's nice. 182 00:11:39,818 --> 00:11:41,655 Hey, Maggie, I got you a milkshake. 183 00:11:42,855 --> 00:11:44,890 Why? You know I don't drink milk. 184 00:11:45,324 --> 00:11:46,992 Well, milk builds strong bones. 185 00:11:47,826 --> 00:11:50,829 -I'm lactose-intolerant, Freddy. -Oh, I don't mind farts. 186 00:11:51,063 --> 00:11:52,898 -Farts are natural. -Stop. 187 00:11:53,032 --> 00:11:54,433 Karl, just hand me my share. 188 00:11:58,370 --> 00:11:59,438 Uncle Gary! 189 00:11:59,639 --> 00:12:02,107 There's an ear in my fries, again! 190 00:12:02,274 --> 00:12:03,976 Yeah, I... I told the cook about it, 191 00:12:04,143 --> 00:12:06,845 but he couldn't hear me! 192 00:12:06,945 --> 00:12:08,947 Good one! 193 00:12:09,014 --> 00:12:10,583 I'm gonna leave you a bad review! 194 00:12:10,650 --> 00:12:11,950 This time I'm serious! 195 00:12:12,284 --> 00:12:13,919 Karl. 196 00:12:13,986 --> 00:12:17,389 - Yup. - You're short. 197 00:12:18,157 --> 00:12:21,860 Oh, yeah. Um... ...funny story. 198 00:12:22,227 --> 00:12:25,097 Don, he paid us half because it was damaged goods, 199 00:12:25,197 --> 00:12:27,232 and, uh, that's not our fault, technically so, uh... 200 00:12:27,366 --> 00:12:28,400 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 201 00:12:28,567 --> 00:12:30,436 Are you pissing down my back and calling it rain? 202 00:12:32,605 --> 00:12:35,140 No! We're not into that thing. 203 00:12:35,307 --> 00:12:36,576 It's a metaphor, you dumbass. 204 00:12:37,142 --> 00:12:39,111 Look, can you just trust me for once? 205 00:12:39,478 --> 00:12:40,613 - Trust? - Yeah. 206 00:12:40,879 --> 00:12:42,281 Listen to your brother. 207 00:12:42,448 --> 00:12:43,515 You know he's telling the truth. 208 00:12:43,650 --> 00:12:46,952 Oh, oh, did you hear that? Even the captain-- Hey! 209 00:12:47,453 --> 00:12:49,288 You're a lying piece of shit, Karl! 210 00:12:49,388 --> 00:12:51,357 You're a lying piece of shit, Karl. 211 00:12:52,157 --> 00:12:53,325 That's a collectable. 212 00:12:53,392 --> 00:12:57,731 Maybe we might have beheaded the pickup. 213 00:12:57,863 --> 00:12:59,865 Hey, hey, hey! Traitor! 214 00:13:00,032 --> 00:13:01,400 -See, I knew it! -No, no, no, no, no, 215 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:04,336 no, no, no! And this is horse shit, okay! 216 00:13:04,436 --> 00:13:05,638 We're the ones doing all the hard work 217 00:13:05,739 --> 00:13:07,106 while you sit on your fat ass all day! 218 00:13:07,206 --> 00:13:08,775 - Hey! - Oh, really? 219 00:13:08,941 --> 00:13:10,309 Ow, ah, my knee! 220 00:13:10,409 --> 00:13:12,411 Really, can you hack into Coleman's system? Hmm? 221 00:13:12,478 --> 00:13:13,979 Any of you? 222 00:13:14,079 --> 00:13:16,348 I guess you'd ask Captain Galacticus to do it? 223 00:13:16,482 --> 00:13:18,317 No, Captain Galacticus would ask Meta to do it. 224 00:13:18,517 --> 00:13:20,486 Well, then I'm Meta, he's the muscle 225 00:13:20,587 --> 00:13:22,722 and you're just a prick getting a free ride. 226 00:13:24,056 --> 00:13:25,357 Wait, you're leaving, already? 227 00:13:25,457 --> 00:13:28,293 Yeah, I've had my dose of cheesedicks for one day. 228 00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:30,129 Anyway, I got a date. 229 00:13:30,663 --> 00:13:32,564 - A date? With who? - Later! 230 00:13:33,532 --> 00:13:35,367 We were supposed to celebrate! 231 00:13:35,501 --> 00:13:37,035 Hey! Thanks a lot, Judas. 232 00:13:37,336 --> 00:13:41,306 For your information, I know exactly what a metamorph is! 233 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:42,876 -Metaphor. -Metaph... 234 00:13:42,941 --> 00:13:44,143 - Metaphor. - Metaphlor. 235 00:13:44,243 --> 00:13:45,911 - Yeah, there you go. - Metaphlor. 236 00:14:10,369 --> 00:14:12,605 By all means. Finish your cracker. 237 00:14:17,209 --> 00:14:20,412 This is one of Coleman's biggest processing plants worldwide. 238 00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:22,816 In order for operations to run smoothly 239 00:14:22,948 --> 00:14:24,483 and for the company to profit, 240 00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:27,587 every employee must follow the chain of command 241 00:14:27,654 --> 00:14:32,291 with integrity, excellence, dedication and initiative. 242 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:34,861 We expect no less from our workers, 243 00:14:35,027 --> 00:14:37,931 and we won't hesitate to cut off dead weed 244 00:14:39,264 --> 00:14:42,067 in order to allow for stronger growth. 245 00:14:43,068 --> 00:14:46,205 That being said, do you know why you're here? 246 00:14:47,139 --> 00:14:50,242 We, um, we got our pickup stolen. 247 00:14:50,309 --> 00:14:53,979 Hmm. Not just one pickup, Dave. 248 00:14:54,079 --> 00:14:55,949 Oh, uh, actually, it's, uh, Stanley. 249 00:14:56,014 --> 00:14:58,685 Ah. Stanley. 250 00:14:58,952 --> 00:15:01,855 Over the last month, there have been a lot 251 00:15:01,955 --> 00:15:06,325 of missing pickups and repeated errors 252 00:15:06,525 --> 00:15:11,664 all coming from your sector. 253 00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:16,769 Cracker? Mm-hmm. 254 00:15:17,169 --> 00:15:20,472 It's not our fault, we... we think some jackasses 255 00:15:20,573 --> 00:15:22,040 are posing as us and, uh, 256 00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:25,410 they're, um, stealing our pickups, 257 00:15:25,477 --> 00:15:27,279 - right before we get there. - Coleman's pickups! 258 00:15:27,346 --> 00:15:28,247 Gentlemen! 259 00:15:28,447 --> 00:15:30,683 You are currently owing the company 25,000 dollars, 260 00:15:30,783 --> 00:15:32,785 and we're withholding your last pay... 261 00:15:33,586 --> 00:15:35,254 until the situation is resolved. 262 00:15:37,824 --> 00:15:40,627 -Understood? -Understood, sir. 263 00:15:44,931 --> 00:15:45,932 Damn! 264 00:16:02,782 --> 00:16:04,082 Coming, dear! 265 00:16:05,752 --> 00:16:07,954 Good morning, Mrs. Neard. Is, uh, is Karl up? 266 00:16:08,021 --> 00:16:09,321 They're going to take me. 267 00:16:10,556 --> 00:16:12,057 - What? Who? - The doctors. 268 00:16:12,224 --> 00:16:14,192 They told me I was impaired. 269 00:16:14,393 --> 00:16:16,295 Nobody's gonna take you, Mrs. Neard. 270 00:16:16,461 --> 00:16:18,263 I'm pretty sure you're not dead yet. 271 00:16:18,397 --> 00:16:20,432 Just tell them I won't be leaving my home. 272 00:16:20,566 --> 00:16:21,834 Oh, don't worry, I'll tell them. 273 00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:23,268 Good! 274 00:16:24,804 --> 00:16:26,973 Now, don't just stand there, darling, come in! 275 00:16:27,139 --> 00:16:28,407 Okay. Great! 276 00:16:35,314 --> 00:16:37,282 - Hey, big boy. - Hey you! 277 00:16:37,917 --> 00:16:40,587 - Wanna have boobs for breakfast? - Affirmative. 278 00:16:42,822 --> 00:16:44,523 That'll be 200 credits, honey. 279 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,063 I'm coming, baby. 280 00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:52,264 Love the sound of that! 281 00:16:52,699 --> 00:16:54,867 What you gonna do 282 00:16:54,934 --> 00:16:57,604 when Wild Gringo walks on you? 283 00:16:57,704 --> 00:16:59,072 - Hey, hey! No! - Get over here! 284 00:16:59,404 --> 00:17:01,373 Oh, God, no. 285 00:17:01,608 --> 00:17:06,713 Whoo! One, two, three! Whoo! 286 00:17:07,279 --> 00:17:11,450 And the crowd goes wild for Wild Gringo! 287 00:17:11,684 --> 00:17:13,953 - Whoo! - Freddy! 288 00:17:15,387 --> 00:17:16,388 What? 289 00:17:16,488 --> 00:17:18,123 What do you mean what? I was busy! 290 00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:21,293 - Don't look. - Hmm. 291 00:17:23,228 --> 00:17:25,230 -You were masturbating? -Yes okay! Get out! 292 00:17:25,364 --> 00:17:26,264 - Okay. 293 00:17:27,066 --> 00:17:28,001 Get out! 294 00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,602 I'll give you couple of minutes. 295 00:17:30,003 --> 00:17:33,106 Fuck! 296 00:17:49,956 --> 00:17:51,156 Are you busy, too? 297 00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:54,459 Yeah. 298 00:17:55,862 --> 00:17:59,564 - So, had a fun night? - Yeah. 299 00:17:59,999 --> 00:18:02,167 It was the best fucking night of my life. 300 00:18:02,401 --> 00:18:04,937 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 301 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,044 So, um, yeah, uh, 302 00:18:11,110 --> 00:18:14,580 Maggie, I've been thinking a lot. 303 00:18:16,415 --> 00:18:20,519 Well, I just wanted to say that you are... 304 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:21,520 Oh. 305 00:18:21,654 --> 00:18:23,388 ...so... 306 00:18:24,991 --> 00:18:28,393 Huh. You guys ready for a pickup? 307 00:18:28,728 --> 00:18:31,597 Pickup? Yes, yes! Hell-- Heck, yeah. 308 00:18:32,531 --> 00:18:36,368 Uh. Karl's gonna need like five minutes. 309 00:18:36,836 --> 00:18:38,071 Why? 310 00:18:40,405 --> 00:18:41,373 Jeez. 311 00:18:43,609 --> 00:18:45,044 Is this really the place? 312 00:18:46,045 --> 00:18:48,581 Hey! You're my best friend, Karl. 313 00:18:48,681 --> 00:18:50,616 Can I get your honest opinion on something? 314 00:18:50,917 --> 00:18:51,951 Sure. 315 00:18:54,252 --> 00:18:56,823 Okay. So, you want my honest opinion 316 00:18:56,889 --> 00:19:00,059 -on a rotten finger? -No, dude! The... the ring! 317 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,696 It's ugly. Happy? 318 00:19:05,363 --> 00:19:07,867 Hey! Uh. I'm thinking about proposing to your sister. 319 00:19:08,101 --> 00:19:10,268 Half-sister! Wait! Wait! Wait! 320 00:19:10,368 --> 00:19:12,772 Yeah. I mean, I don't know, I... I feel ready, 321 00:19:12,872 --> 00:19:14,473 and I'm pretty sure she is, too. 322 00:19:14,574 --> 00:19:16,709 Don't you think you're skipping 323 00:19:16,776 --> 00:19:19,812 crucial steps here? You're not even dating! 324 00:19:19,979 --> 00:19:22,148 Oh, my God, and that horrid thing stinks, man. 325 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,515 Well, yeah, that's just the finger. 326 00:19:23,616 --> 00:19:25,084 If-- It's the ring stuck to it... 327 00:19:25,184 --> 00:19:27,920 -If I can get the ring off... -Freddy, it says "OG" on it. 328 00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:29,488 Yeah, 'cause she's my Original Girl. 329 00:19:29,622 --> 00:19:30,857 It's a gangster ring! 330 00:19:31,389 --> 00:19:34,627 And you know what, man, dating a coworker is unethical! 331 00:19:35,327 --> 00:19:38,197 Yeah. Especially my sister. 332 00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:40,166 -Half-sister! -Whatever, man! 333 00:19:40,233 --> 00:19:42,501 This conversation grosses me out! 334 00:19:42,769 --> 00:19:44,436 Maggie doesn't even like you. 335 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:50,143 - Freddy, I'm... I'm sorry, man. - No. No. 336 00:19:50,275 --> 00:19:51,978 - No, no, I'm sorry. - You're probably right! 337 00:19:52,111 --> 00:19:54,147 Because masturbating to ZILFs on the internet 338 00:19:54,247 --> 00:19:55,648 makes you a relationship expert. 339 00:19:55,782 --> 00:19:58,251 -Oh, okay, you wanna go there? -Yeah, I wanna go there! 340 00:19:58,416 --> 00:20:01,687 -Let's go there! Let's go there! -Yeah, I wanna go there! 341 00:20:04,556 --> 00:20:06,893 Ow! 342 00:20:13,699 --> 00:20:15,067 Rise and shine, ladies! 343 00:20:16,235 --> 00:20:17,904 What do we have here? 344 00:20:18,370 --> 00:20:24,376 Karl Neard... ...and, uh, Freddy Mercks, 345 00:20:25,778 --> 00:20:27,312 crocodile hunter's little brother 346 00:20:27,412 --> 00:20:28,748 and his hippo friend. 347 00:20:28,915 --> 00:20:30,348 Well, I'll have you know that hippos are actually 348 00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:31,818 one of the deadliest animals of the-- 349 00:20:31,918 --> 00:20:33,286 Oh. Shut up! 350 00:20:35,087 --> 00:20:36,722 And by the way, we're no longer friends. 351 00:20:36,823 --> 00:20:38,858 Really? You really want to do this now? 352 00:20:38,991 --> 00:20:40,993 I'm sorry. Do you guys hear something? 353 00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:42,360 -Oh, come on. -'Cause I don't hear anything. 354 00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:44,597 - Freddy, they have guns! - Yes! We have guns! 355 00:20:44,864 --> 00:20:46,398 -Listen to your friend! -He's not my friend! 356 00:20:49,202 --> 00:20:52,972 Shut up! Shut the hell up! 357 00:20:53,739 --> 00:20:55,440 Don't you two idiots want to know why you're here? 358 00:20:57,276 --> 00:21:01,814 -Well, we're here for a pick up. -Yes, I know, I called it in! 359 00:21:01,914 --> 00:21:04,250 It was a trap! 360 00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:06,953 Jesus! We know you two idiots stole from us! 361 00:21:07,419 --> 00:21:09,322 The ring. Right! The gangster ring! 362 00:21:09,387 --> 00:21:12,692 -That's Maggie's ring! -She doesn't like you. 363 00:21:17,663 --> 00:21:18,865 This isn't working. 364 00:21:19,332 --> 00:21:21,868 Rocco, I don't think these guys understand what's going on here. 365 00:21:21,934 --> 00:21:23,603 Why don't you show them what we're capable of. 366 00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:25,437 No, no, no, no, we understand. It's fine. 367 00:21:25,537 --> 00:21:27,405 Rocco, this is not necessary, please, please! 368 00:21:27,472 --> 00:21:29,242 No! No! Please. 369 00:21:38,751 --> 00:21:40,653 I'm just not quite sure 370 00:21:40,753 --> 00:21:42,255 what we're supposed to understand from that. 371 00:21:42,955 --> 00:21:44,556 -Yeah, no, me neither. -I mean-- 372 00:21:44,657 --> 00:21:45,992 Shut up! 373 00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:49,527 You don't disrespect the Wild Gringo. 374 00:21:49,729 --> 00:21:52,832 Karl's grandma hits harder than that! 375 00:21:52,932 --> 00:21:54,700 Grandma you say? She sweet? 376 00:21:55,034 --> 00:21:57,003 -She's the sweetest. -Change of plans. 377 00:21:59,705 --> 00:22:02,407 Now, tell us again what happened. 378 00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:04,110 Listen, I have nothing 379 00:22:04,277 --> 00:22:05,477 against the living-impaired. 380 00:22:05,611 --> 00:22:09,015 But one of those got naked in front of my six-year-old! 381 00:22:09,115 --> 00:22:10,116 Oh, come on! 382 00:22:10,182 --> 00:22:11,784 He doesn't even have a penis anymore! 383 00:22:11,851 --> 00:22:13,418 Well, I'm pretty sure I did see 384 00:22:13,485 --> 00:22:14,987 at least one testicle! 385 00:22:15,087 --> 00:22:17,957 Ladies! Now, what do you think? 386 00:22:18,357 --> 00:22:19,959 We'll be back after these messages. 387 00:22:28,367 --> 00:22:30,002 Fucking slackers! 388 00:22:45,818 --> 00:22:48,020 -Really, guys? -Huh! What! 389 00:22:48,287 --> 00:22:50,222 You're piss drunk, aren't you? 390 00:22:50,323 --> 00:22:51,357 A trap! It was a trap! 391 00:22:51,456 --> 00:22:52,524 - What? - The pickup! 392 00:22:52,625 --> 00:22:54,827 - The pickup was a trap! - Yeah! There's blood! 393 00:22:54,894 --> 00:22:56,162 Is this blood? Is this my blood? 394 00:22:56,329 --> 00:22:57,495 I don't know! 395 00:22:57,562 --> 00:22:59,332 -What the hell is that? -I don't know. 396 00:22:59,999 --> 00:23:01,334 Oh, my God! 397 00:23:01,434 --> 00:23:02,935 What if it's a bomb? 398 00:23:03,035 --> 00:23:04,670 Okay, what are you guys on? 399 00:23:04,837 --> 00:23:06,939 -Go on, press Play! -Are you insane? 400 00:23:07,106 --> 00:23:08,641 -Like I'm gonna fall for that. -Okay, I'll do it! 401 00:23:08,741 --> 00:23:09,909 No, Freddy! No! 402 00:23:09,976 --> 00:23:11,543 Come on, guys, it's not funny anymore. 403 00:23:11,610 --> 00:23:12,611 So-- 404 00:23:12,712 --> 00:23:14,814 - No! - So... 405 00:23:18,617 --> 00:23:20,987 Oh, Freddy. No! 406 00:23:21,087 --> 00:23:23,055 Our saving throw is not high enough to survive this, Freddy. 407 00:23:23,155 --> 00:23:25,992 You know it! Please, please! No! 408 00:23:29,128 --> 00:23:31,230 We work for Coleman and we've uncovered 409 00:23:31,364 --> 00:23:32,898 your shitty little scheme. 410 00:23:33,265 --> 00:23:34,400 Grandma? 411 00:23:34,532 --> 00:23:37,003 You've stolen 25,000 dollars' worth 412 00:23:37,069 --> 00:23:38,704 of living-impaired pickups. 413 00:23:39,605 --> 00:23:43,642 But you know what, make that 50, for our troubles. 414 00:23:43,976 --> 00:23:46,579 We want the money back or sweet old granny over here 415 00:23:46,645 --> 00:23:47,780 goes bye-bye. 416 00:23:47,847 --> 00:23:50,850 I told you, I will not be leaving my home. 417 00:23:51,117 --> 00:23:53,452 You have 24 hours. I'll call you. 418 00:23:57,189 --> 00:24:00,059 What kind of cheap-shot fart-knuckle asshole 419 00:24:00,159 --> 00:24:01,394 goes for your grandma? 420 00:24:03,229 --> 00:24:07,366 Okay, guys, we need a quick job that pays a lot. 421 00:24:07,933 --> 00:24:09,668 Like what? Robbing a bank? 422 00:24:09,869 --> 00:24:12,238 Oh! Why don't you ask Don to help us? 423 00:24:12,405 --> 00:24:13,606 No, I'm not interested in that. 424 00:24:13,706 --> 00:24:14,707 - Yes! - Yeah. 425 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,542 No, no, no, I'm not sure how I feel about it. 426 00:24:17,877 --> 00:24:19,544 Why not? He's super connected 427 00:24:19,612 --> 00:24:21,747 and... ... he really likes you, man. 428 00:24:21,814 --> 00:24:23,582 Yeah, exactly! I mean, he's very, you know, 429 00:24:23,682 --> 00:24:25,317 "touchy-touchy-feely" kind of guy, 430 00:24:25,518 --> 00:24:27,920 and it makes me uncomfortable. I don't like it. 431 00:24:28,888 --> 00:24:32,058 That's it? You have any idea how ridiculous you sound? 432 00:24:32,158 --> 00:24:33,292 Yeah! You're being super selfish! 433 00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:34,727 - Oh. - Karl... 434 00:24:35,795 --> 00:24:38,764 You gotta take one for Granny. 435 00:24:56,115 --> 00:24:57,116 Jeez! 436 00:24:59,185 --> 00:25:01,921 -Jeez or jizz? -What? 437 00:25:04,924 --> 00:25:07,893 It's toothpaste. Don't be so immature. 438 00:25:07,993 --> 00:25:08,894 Uh-huh. 439 00:25:09,295 --> 00:25:12,331 Karl, I'm glad you called. 440 00:25:13,265 --> 00:25:18,838 From what I understood, you're in deep, and it stinks. 441 00:25:18,938 --> 00:25:22,074 Now that is an accurate metamorph, 442 00:25:22,208 --> 00:25:23,409 my good sir. 443 00:25:24,310 --> 00:25:27,012 Uh. Karl said you might have a job for us? 444 00:25:27,279 --> 00:25:29,949 I don't, but the boss does. 445 00:25:30,449 --> 00:25:34,286 -A high profile pickup. -So, when do we meet him? 446 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:35,788 You're about to. 447 00:25:38,057 --> 00:25:40,359 Ladies and gents, 448 00:25:40,493 --> 00:25:45,898 the mad artist of the macabre, the one and only, Otto Maddox! 449 00:26:24,604 --> 00:26:27,239 Huh, so it is art. 450 00:26:36,815 --> 00:26:40,786 This is a nice place. A bit dusty, but cozy. 451 00:26:41,086 --> 00:26:42,188 Listen up, Granny! 452 00:26:42,388 --> 00:26:44,056 Let me make this crystal clear for you. 453 00:26:44,390 --> 00:26:47,860 You do what I say, you don't run, you don't scream, 454 00:26:48,294 --> 00:26:50,362 and it'll all be over in no time, hmm? 455 00:26:50,896 --> 00:26:52,498 But you try anything funny, 456 00:26:52,731 --> 00:26:55,568 and my friend, Rocco, over here, is gonna impair you. 457 00:26:55,834 --> 00:26:58,537 Oh, I'm already impaired, dear, but thank you. 458 00:26:59,772 --> 00:27:03,475 -I think I'm impaired too. -No shit, Sherlock. 459 00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:06,111 The Darwin awards called, they have a trophy for you. 460 00:27:06,212 --> 00:27:08,781 -Really? -No! Not really, Rocco! 461 00:27:08,914 --> 00:27:11,083 Jesus Christ! Look, I have shit to do. 462 00:27:11,150 --> 00:27:12,851 You keep an eye out for me, okay, while I'm gone. 463 00:27:13,018 --> 00:27:16,656 And stop playing with your gun. 464 00:27:18,390 --> 00:27:19,391 God! 465 00:27:20,159 --> 00:27:23,862 My doctor said it's important to keep your brain stimulated, 466 00:27:24,496 --> 00:27:27,166 so I suppose they have activities scheduled here? 467 00:27:27,766 --> 00:27:29,235 -Hmm. -Bingo Mondays? 468 00:27:29,669 --> 00:27:31,403 Social dance Fridays? 469 00:27:35,407 --> 00:27:37,611 All right, make yourselves comfortable, 470 00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:39,078 he'll be right with you. 471 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,618 We'll talk about my finder's fee later, hmm? 472 00:27:54,694 --> 00:27:56,328 For the record, I hate you guys. 473 00:27:56,630 --> 00:27:59,231 You're so stuck up, relax. 474 00:27:59,932 --> 00:28:02,201 - Wow. - Oh, dude! 475 00:28:02,334 --> 00:28:03,936 Isn't that the girl that you were masturbating to? 476 00:28:04,103 --> 00:28:08,974 Shut! No! That's the real one. 477 00:28:17,016 --> 00:28:19,852 Oh, my God. The jewels of rock. 478 00:28:20,486 --> 00:28:24,056 The blade of death. Even got Rupert! 479 00:28:25,858 --> 00:28:28,961 - Isn't she marvelous? - Yeah. 480 00:28:29,228 --> 00:28:32,031 No! You got a 35-millimeter print 481 00:28:32,097 --> 00:28:34,033 of the banned film Zelvirella? 482 00:28:34,333 --> 00:28:36,235 Sir, there's like only five copies in the whole world! 483 00:28:36,335 --> 00:28:39,706 Yes, and I own all five of them. 484 00:28:39,905 --> 00:28:43,208 Welcome! 485 00:28:43,876 --> 00:28:47,946 Welcome to my private exhibition. 486 00:28:48,147 --> 00:28:52,184 - Oh, fuck me! - God! 487 00:28:52,451 --> 00:28:56,121 Don told me you are the best in the hunting business. 488 00:28:56,188 --> 00:28:59,726 -Really? -Uh. Yes. Yes, we... we are. 489 00:29:00,292 --> 00:29:04,363 Yes. You know, I... I... I really dig your style. 490 00:29:04,530 --> 00:29:07,866 Thank you. Throughout my life, I gathered quite the collection. 491 00:29:07,933 --> 00:29:11,837 Though I feel my existence will remain incomplete 492 00:29:11,904 --> 00:29:16,442 until I possess this last, but not least, precious piece. 493 00:29:16,710 --> 00:29:19,244 I want her at my arm, tomorrow night, 494 00:29:19,545 --> 00:29:20,979 for my big performance. 495 00:29:22,081 --> 00:29:23,482 - Zelvirella? - Yes, 496 00:29:23,817 --> 00:29:27,620 the queen of the dead, the exquisite Debbie Jones! 497 00:29:27,953 --> 00:29:29,888 She's been located, in her family plot 498 00:29:30,022 --> 00:29:31,825 at the Country Hill Cemetery. 499 00:29:32,257 --> 00:29:34,326 You'll find all the boring info in there. 500 00:29:35,561 --> 00:29:37,664 So, uh, just another pickup then. 501 00:29:37,896 --> 00:29:39,699 Actually, it's a bit more complicated. 502 00:29:39,766 --> 00:29:42,669 This cemetery is Coleman's property. 503 00:29:43,168 --> 00:29:46,372 Wha-- You want us to steal from Coleman? 504 00:29:46,706 --> 00:29:48,240 Exactly! 505 00:29:48,307 --> 00:29:51,711 I do not want my name mixed in some shady business. 506 00:29:52,111 --> 00:29:58,917 That's why I'll pay you 25,000 to bring her to me. 507 00:30:02,321 --> 00:30:05,391 You know, we're really looking at the Express VIP service here, 508 00:30:05,524 --> 00:30:09,461 -and it's, uh, it's double. -Oh, I'm not here to bargain, 509 00:30:09,528 --> 00:30:11,664 this is the job, this is the payment. 510 00:30:11,897 --> 00:30:15,334 Well, all true collectors know that Zelvirella is worth 511 00:30:15,401 --> 00:30:19,505 beyond the Express VIP service, isn't she? 512 00:30:24,543 --> 00:30:28,480 He's very smart. All right, 50,000 it is. 513 00:30:28,681 --> 00:30:30,315 Bring me my queen! 514 00:30:30,617 --> 00:30:31,851 So, let me get this straight. 515 00:30:32,184 --> 00:30:35,187 We wanna steal from Coleman to repay Coleman, 516 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:36,890 for stealing from Coleman. 517 00:30:37,222 --> 00:30:40,225 Yep! That is exactly what we're gonna do. 518 00:30:51,905 --> 00:30:53,539 -What? -Nothing. 519 00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:57,476 No, it's just, you're all glittery. 520 00:30:59,712 --> 00:31:02,615 You're-- It's pretty. 521 00:31:02,782 --> 00:31:05,484 Uh. Thanks. I guess. 522 00:31:05,652 --> 00:31:07,152 Yeah! It's super cool having you, 523 00:31:07,252 --> 00:31:08,420 you know, with us, in the van-- 524 00:31:08,487 --> 00:31:10,122 Watch out! 525 00:31:10,222 --> 00:31:12,057 Have you got a death wish, buddy? 526 00:31:12,257 --> 00:31:14,126 You're gonna get us killed, asshole. 527 00:31:14,193 --> 00:31:17,362 Just pay attention to the road instead of staring at me. 528 00:31:19,866 --> 00:31:21,266 That's really mean, Maggie. 529 00:31:21,567 --> 00:31:23,770 Like, have you ever seen an asshole? 530 00:31:25,170 --> 00:31:26,405 It's not pretty! 531 00:31:28,373 --> 00:31:30,042 I looked at my asshole once. 532 00:31:31,977 --> 00:31:33,412 I mean, with a mirror, you know. 533 00:31:34,581 --> 00:31:36,816 What? You guys were never curious? 534 00:31:38,852 --> 00:31:43,388 Overpopulation, diseases, epidemic. 535 00:31:44,624 --> 00:31:46,893 The smell alone makes my stomach turn. 536 00:31:47,159 --> 00:31:50,028 Sixty million people die each year on a global scale, 537 00:31:50,295 --> 00:31:52,932 adding to the living-impaired population count. 538 00:31:53,065 --> 00:31:58,237 Now, in military terms... we call that an invasion. 539 00:31:58,671 --> 00:31:59,806 What do you think is gonna happen 540 00:31:59,906 --> 00:32:04,309 when they outnumber us, when they turn against us? 541 00:32:04,611 --> 00:32:06,111 We need to restore balance, 542 00:32:06,245 --> 00:32:08,447 and the only way for that change to occur 543 00:32:08,514 --> 00:32:12,017 is to engineer society's perception of the undead. 544 00:32:12,652 --> 00:32:14,854 All eyes will be on this event. 545 00:32:14,954 --> 00:32:17,122 Including pro-living-impaired activists, 546 00:32:17,222 --> 00:32:20,526 making the Otto Maddox art show a perfect target. 547 00:32:21,961 --> 00:32:24,631 Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to present, 548 00:32:25,531 --> 00:32:27,065 Project Zoltan. 549 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:38,143 Doctor West, the floor is yours. 550 00:33:02,936 --> 00:33:07,105 Mr. Hannity, may I have a word with you? 551 00:33:13,412 --> 00:33:14,413 Sit. 552 00:33:18,751 --> 00:33:21,754 Sir, I understand the situation might be unstable, 553 00:33:22,689 --> 00:33:24,891 but I assure you the formula is working. 554 00:33:25,490 --> 00:33:26,458 And as people say, 555 00:33:27,526 --> 00:33:29,294 -shit happens. -I'll stop you there. 556 00:33:30,630 --> 00:33:33,833 This little project of yours is costing me a shitload of money! 557 00:33:34,499 --> 00:33:36,736 With all due respect, sir, you can't make an omelet 558 00:33:37,070 --> 00:33:38,236 without breaking some eggs. 559 00:33:38,337 --> 00:33:41,239 And you can't make chicken soup out of chicken shit, can you? 560 00:33:41,941 --> 00:33:45,645 This is it, I'm shutting your ass down. 561 00:33:46,746 --> 00:33:48,146 You've got great qualities, 562 00:33:48,347 --> 00:33:52,952 I'm sure they'll appreciate you at Coleman Malaysia. 563 00:34:08,835 --> 00:34:10,502 Go, go, go, go, go! Guys, come on. 564 00:34:33,026 --> 00:34:35,762 - We're invincible! - You guys need to dig fast, 565 00:34:35,862 --> 00:34:37,130 I don't know how much time we got 566 00:34:37,195 --> 00:34:38,363 before the next patrol. 567 00:34:38,430 --> 00:34:40,033 Maybe you can, uh, come out and help us. 568 00:34:40,165 --> 00:34:42,167 No, we only have two shovels, genius. 569 00:34:42,234 --> 00:34:44,403 Yeah, no thanks. I'm just gonna keep the engine running, 570 00:34:44,503 --> 00:34:46,072 and keep an eye on Coleman's Security System. 571 00:34:46,371 --> 00:34:48,808 Freddy, for fuck's sake, tie your goddamn shoelaces! 572 00:34:48,941 --> 00:34:50,977 -No, I don't tie my shoes. -What are you, five? 573 00:34:51,077 --> 00:34:52,377 Maggie, it's a way of life. 574 00:34:52,444 --> 00:34:54,047 The only time Freddy got knocked out, 575 00:34:54,113 --> 00:34:55,148 he was tying his shoe. 576 00:34:55,247 --> 00:34:57,482 He sneezed and smashed his face on his own knee. 577 00:34:57,684 --> 00:35:01,420 -Dude, dude! That was a secret. -Four stitches! 578 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,790 - Guys, I don't care. Just go! - Yeah. 579 00:35:12,431 --> 00:35:13,532 We're in. 580 00:35:14,499 --> 00:35:17,402 Debbie Jones, here we come, baby. 581 00:35:26,713 --> 00:35:27,747 No way. 582 00:35:31,416 --> 00:35:33,686 Coleman, you shady motherfucker. 583 00:35:44,931 --> 00:35:48,433 - Yeah. Yeah. Oh. - Yeah. 584 00:35:49,367 --> 00:35:50,435 No way. 585 00:35:51,570 --> 00:35:54,306 Oh, shit! 586 00:35:54,473 --> 00:35:56,308 Guys! Guys, guys, guys! We got to go! 587 00:35:56,408 --> 00:35:58,077 Okay, I present to you 588 00:35:58,144 --> 00:36:00,079 the Queen of the dead, 589 00:36:00,378 --> 00:36:04,917 -Zelvirel-- Oh, my God! -Oh, fuck me! 590 00:36:05,017 --> 00:36:07,352 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. She's all dried up! 591 00:36:07,587 --> 00:36:10,156 Yeah, super dry, like extra crispy dry! 592 00:36:10,223 --> 00:36:11,356 She's a freaking skeleton! 593 00:36:11,490 --> 00:36:12,992 There's no way Maddox is gonna pay us for this. 594 00:36:13,092 --> 00:36:14,160 Let's give her a chance. 595 00:36:14,292 --> 00:36:16,129 Maybe she's still somewhere in there. 596 00:36:16,294 --> 00:36:18,164 She just needs our help waking up. Right? 597 00:36:18,731 --> 00:36:22,602 Hear my voice! Rise! 598 00:36:23,368 --> 00:36:24,670 Rise! 599 00:36:26,404 --> 00:36:28,141 Rise! 600 00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:29,776 You broke her into pieces! 601 00:36:29,909 --> 00:36:31,644 Keep your fucking voices down! 602 00:36:31,744 --> 00:36:33,378 Or what, Maggie? 603 00:36:33,579 --> 00:36:35,514 I mean, look at this! We're screwed anyway! 604 00:36:35,648 --> 00:36:36,983 What could be worse? 605 00:36:37,083 --> 00:36:38,785 What the heck! 606 00:36:38,918 --> 00:36:40,586 Someone shot me! 607 00:36:40,653 --> 00:36:42,155 - They shot me! - Freeze! 608 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,857 Stop shouting freeze? You already fucking shot at us! 609 00:36:45,124 --> 00:36:46,726 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 610 00:36:48,393 --> 00:36:49,862 Freddy, I don't wanna die. 611 00:36:57,703 --> 00:37:01,140 I don't understand! We... we use it all the time! 612 00:37:01,406 --> 00:37:02,742 Mr. Hannity? 613 00:37:04,076 --> 00:37:07,312 Please. I... I swear it's not my fault. 614 00:37:07,580 --> 00:37:10,116 He got strangled with the sex swing. 615 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:18,490 Well, well. Welcome back, Mr. Coleman. 616 00:37:32,672 --> 00:37:36,242 -Is he able to speak? -Short answer is no. 617 00:37:36,309 --> 00:37:38,611 Oxygen shortage and intracranial hemorrhage 618 00:37:38,711 --> 00:37:40,146 will leave your brain damaged. 619 00:37:41,214 --> 00:37:43,082 I need a word with him. In private. 620 00:37:43,149 --> 00:37:44,250 Mm-hmm. 621 00:37:46,786 --> 00:37:50,790 Bob, Bob, Bob. 622 00:37:51,523 --> 00:37:54,559 May I call you Bob? 623 00:37:54,694 --> 00:37:57,495 You've always been a source of inspiration, 624 00:37:57,897 --> 00:38:00,565 seizing all opportunities as they present themselves, 625 00:38:00,666 --> 00:38:03,269 never taking bullshit from anyone, hmm? 626 00:38:03,903 --> 00:38:07,039 Well, now, I'm seizing mine. 627 00:38:09,108 --> 00:38:10,276 I'm taking over. 628 00:38:11,110 --> 00:38:13,613 I've got big plans for the Coleman Corporation. 629 00:38:21,854 --> 00:38:28,194 One, two, one and one, two... 630 00:38:32,231 --> 00:38:36,002 And step, step, and one, two, back. 631 00:38:36,202 --> 00:38:39,205 -One, two. -What the hell is going on here? 632 00:38:40,273 --> 00:38:41,707 Social Dance Friday. 633 00:38:42,141 --> 00:38:44,310 He's making great progress, he's a natural. 634 00:38:44,476 --> 00:38:45,543 Thank you! 635 00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:48,748 And... and what have you guys done with my place? 636 00:38:49,248 --> 00:38:51,617 - We tidied up a bit. - You did what? 637 00:38:52,018 --> 00:38:53,119 It was dusty. 638 00:38:53,619 --> 00:38:56,889 She is our hostage, numb nuts! Not our maid! 639 00:38:57,023 --> 00:38:59,225 Now, now, settle down. 640 00:38:59,557 --> 00:39:02,361 I got the perfect remedy for grumpy boys. 641 00:39:03,796 --> 00:39:08,668 - Freshly baked sweet rolls. - Sweet rolls, man! 642 00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:15,540 We are so fucked. 643 00:39:15,608 --> 00:39:17,910 I'm so fucking cold... 644 00:39:18,044 --> 00:39:19,444 You're not dying, Karl. 645 00:39:19,544 --> 00:39:20,780 I think I'm losing too much blood... 646 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,648 It's just a tiny-- It's a scratch. You're fine! 647 00:39:22,848 --> 00:39:25,818 Oh. Oh, shit! You actually got shot. 648 00:39:25,918 --> 00:39:28,821 - Yeah! I told you! - Dude, chicks dig scars. 649 00:39:32,291 --> 00:39:33,626 Cheeseburgers? Really? 650 00:39:33,826 --> 00:39:37,029 Thank you for all the extra lactose, Freddy. 651 00:39:37,296 --> 00:39:38,898 Since when is there lactose in cheeseburgers? 652 00:39:39,665 --> 00:39:41,000 Oh! 653 00:39:43,836 --> 00:39:45,604 - What's up, losers! - It's them! 654 00:39:46,605 --> 00:39:49,474 Um. I'm gonna put you on speaker phone, okay? 655 00:39:53,312 --> 00:39:55,147 -I think I hung up on them. -Freddy! 656 00:39:55,247 --> 00:39:57,984 I didn't do it on purpose! 657 00:39:58,184 --> 00:39:59,919 Oh, here, here! 658 00:40:00,086 --> 00:40:01,287 Did you just hang up on me? 659 00:40:02,288 --> 00:40:04,657 -Stan? -Maggie! 660 00:40:05,124 --> 00:40:07,460 - What, you two know each other? - No! 661 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,128 So, after all this time, 662 00:40:09,195 --> 00:40:10,363 you're still Coleman's little bitch, huh? 663 00:40:10,463 --> 00:40:11,831 Screw Coleman, okay! 664 00:40:11,897 --> 00:40:14,100 If you don't bring my 50K in 12 hours, 665 00:40:14,233 --> 00:40:16,369 this old sweet old granny over here goes bye-bye. 666 00:40:16,435 --> 00:40:17,502 Hey, hey, hey! 667 00:40:17,569 --> 00:40:19,271 How do we even know she's alive, huh? 668 00:40:19,572 --> 00:40:21,407 -Good point. -She is fine. 669 00:40:21,474 --> 00:40:22,875 Yeah, well, then put her on the phone! 670 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,448 -Really? -What the hell was that? 671 00:40:29,582 --> 00:40:32,651 Uh, uh, nothing! What the fuck, Rocco? 672 00:40:32,818 --> 00:40:35,287 - Put the gun down! - What gun? 673 00:40:35,488 --> 00:40:37,890 Look, put Grandma on the phone right now, or the deal is done! 674 00:40:37,990 --> 00:40:39,058 - Yeah. - Yes. 675 00:40:39,291 --> 00:40:42,061 Uh. Yes. Um. She's coming. 676 00:40:50,236 --> 00:40:52,238 Come on, wake up. Please, wake up. Plea... 677 00:40:53,506 --> 00:40:55,241 She's back! 678 00:40:55,474 --> 00:40:56,709 Speak! 679 00:40:57,043 --> 00:40:59,145 - Hello. - Grandma. 680 00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:03,149 Oh! Hello, sweeties, 681 00:41:03,349 --> 00:41:06,652 -isn't it a beautiful day? -Are you okay? 682 00:41:06,952 --> 00:41:08,621 Is that bastard treating you well enough? 683 00:41:08,687 --> 00:41:11,023 -Language, young lady! -All right! That's enough! 684 00:41:11,123 --> 00:41:14,559 You got 12 hours! Got that? 685 00:41:15,227 --> 00:41:18,764 -So, how do you know this prick? -He's my ex. 686 00:41:19,765 --> 00:41:22,835 - You slept with the enemy? - Thank you, Freddy, 687 00:41:22,902 --> 00:41:24,837 for the reminder! 688 00:41:25,271 --> 00:41:26,939 Shit! 689 00:41:28,074 --> 00:41:30,109 Okay, we need another Zelvirella. 690 00:41:30,209 --> 00:41:32,478 You mean like the one that Karl masturbates to? 691 00:41:32,945 --> 00:41:35,014 Can't you just say "jerk off" like normal people do? 692 00:41:35,114 --> 00:41:37,316 Show us! 693 00:41:38,150 --> 00:41:39,652 I'm not gonna jerk off in front of you guys! 694 00:41:39,785 --> 00:41:42,354 Show us the girl, you sick fuck! 695 00:41:45,958 --> 00:41:47,326 Hey, would you quit crying, 696 00:41:47,393 --> 00:41:48,828 you overgrown cry baby? 697 00:41:49,528 --> 00:41:51,697 I've never shot a granny before. 698 00:41:52,565 --> 00:41:57,570 Oh, there, there. Aw. 699 00:42:00,372 --> 00:42:01,474 Oh, she's live. 700 00:42:03,109 --> 00:42:05,878 Uh, wait. I wanna see. 701 00:42:07,046 --> 00:42:08,247 That totally looks like her. 702 00:42:09,448 --> 00:42:12,017 This could actually work. So, how do we find her? 703 00:42:13,085 --> 00:42:15,187 Well, they also have a massage parlor, 704 00:42:15,287 --> 00:42:17,523 and you can go and book private sessions. 705 00:42:18,557 --> 00:42:20,526 Not that I ever tried. I'm just saying. 706 00:42:21,227 --> 00:42:23,496 Yeah, I guess, there's a first time for everything. 707 00:42:53,859 --> 00:42:56,061 Username? 708 00:42:59,665 --> 00:43:02,401 - Master_bator69. - Come again? 709 00:43:03,335 --> 00:43:07,206 - Master_bator69. - Just give me a second. 710 00:43:07,540 --> 00:43:10,309 -How original. -It's a play on words, Maggie! 711 00:43:10,409 --> 00:43:12,545 -Mm-hmm. -So, you do use that word. 712 00:43:13,212 --> 00:43:16,148 - Double-standard much? - Platinum member! Wow! 713 00:43:16,282 --> 00:43:18,652 Which one of our delightful ZILF girls 714 00:43:18,751 --> 00:43:20,019 have you come to see today? 715 00:43:20,319 --> 00:43:24,356 -We are here for Zelvirella. -Of course, your favorite. 716 00:43:25,291 --> 00:43:27,026 Oh, it says right here 717 00:43:27,092 --> 00:43:29,128 you never claimed your membership rewards. 718 00:43:29,195 --> 00:43:30,529 Well, it says it right here. 719 00:43:30,664 --> 00:43:32,599 And boy did you accumulate some points! 720 00:43:32,698 --> 00:43:36,735 So, here's your free Platinum Membership pin... 721 00:43:38,571 --> 00:43:40,005 gel for your penis... 722 00:43:41,575 --> 00:43:44,410 a lovely ZILF T-shirt... 723 00:43:46,613 --> 00:43:47,780 some coupons... 724 00:43:48,948 --> 00:43:50,584 and, of course, our famous... 725 00:43:51,784 --> 00:43:53,587 - pocket penis laser pointer! - Oh! 726 00:43:53,653 --> 00:43:54,753 Okay, look, we don't have time 727 00:43:54,820 --> 00:43:56,155 for free swag, okay? 728 00:43:56,222 --> 00:43:58,357 God. God! 729 00:43:58,857 --> 00:44:00,594 Oh, that laser is brutal. 730 00:44:00,694 --> 00:44:04,029 Uh, you can proceed to booth 23, she'll be right there with you. 731 00:44:04,530 --> 00:44:05,531 Okay. 732 00:44:09,034 --> 00:44:12,538 Oh, and, uh, Platinum member's friends... 733 00:44:13,939 --> 00:44:17,243 do get a special discount. Care for a trial? 734 00:44:18,978 --> 00:44:21,247 No. We'll just wait outside. 735 00:44:22,682 --> 00:44:24,083 Don't touch anything, Freddy. 736 00:44:41,433 --> 00:44:43,569 Happy to finally put a face on my best tipper. 737 00:44:43,703 --> 00:44:44,738 Hello. 738 00:44:46,405 --> 00:44:49,074 Hi. 739 00:44:50,542 --> 00:44:52,311 Oh, you're kinda cute. 740 00:44:52,478 --> 00:44:55,147 - You too. You smell nice. - Thanks. 741 00:44:55,314 --> 00:44:56,515 So? 742 00:44:56,915 --> 00:44:59,318 -first time here, huh? -Uh, yeah. 743 00:45:09,161 --> 00:45:11,330 Just open it. Ow! 744 00:45:13,432 --> 00:45:15,000 Are you having fun, Karl? 745 00:45:15,067 --> 00:45:17,036 It's not what you think, Maggie. Get away! 746 00:45:17,102 --> 00:45:19,171 Hey, maybe we can give them like five minutes? 747 00:45:19,673 --> 00:45:21,940 -What? -Oh, come on. He needs this. 748 00:45:22,074 --> 00:45:23,576 I'm hanging out of a window! 749 00:45:23,710 --> 00:45:25,511 Are you friends gonna be watching? 'Cause it's creepy. 750 00:45:25,578 --> 00:45:27,446 -No! It's my sister. -Ooh! Well, we can invite her 751 00:45:27,513 --> 00:45:28,914 - if you wanted... - No, no, no, no, no! 752 00:45:30,983 --> 00:45:33,452 Extra players need to register first! 753 00:45:33,586 --> 00:45:35,655 Oops. 754 00:45:35,755 --> 00:45:37,389 Look, we don't have much time, okay? 755 00:45:37,791 --> 00:45:40,392 Oh, wait, did you come here to save me from my pimp? 756 00:45:40,526 --> 00:45:42,796 Yeah! Yeah, sure. 757 00:45:42,861 --> 00:45:44,063 Wait, why? Is he mistreating you? 758 00:45:44,163 --> 00:45:46,198 No, he's just so overprotective, you know? 759 00:45:46,265 --> 00:45:47,366 - It's suffocating! - Like-- 760 00:45:47,433 --> 00:45:48,668 Oh, shit. 761 00:45:48,735 --> 00:45:50,903 Hey! This is against house rules! Open up! 762 00:45:51,036 --> 00:45:52,271 Everybody out! Now! 763 00:45:52,371 --> 00:45:53,807 Nobody tells me what to do, girl. 764 00:45:53,939 --> 00:45:55,709 Oh, shit. 765 00:45:57,076 --> 00:45:58,210 Oh, come on! 766 00:46:09,622 --> 00:46:13,793 Hey! Your membership is terminated! 767 00:46:18,063 --> 00:46:19,733 Sadly, we are also expecting 768 00:46:19,833 --> 00:46:22,201 a big protest against living-impaired abuse. 769 00:46:22,334 --> 00:46:23,502 That's a real shame 770 00:46:23,603 --> 00:46:26,205 for freedom of speech. Well, if you're traveling by car, 771 00:46:26,338 --> 00:46:27,707 and don't want to be late for dinner 772 00:46:27,807 --> 00:46:29,441 you should definitely avoid the Art District. 773 00:46:30,542 --> 00:46:33,545 Love. It's the best feeling, right? 774 00:46:35,615 --> 00:46:37,983 I'd rather be in a car crash. 775 00:46:40,787 --> 00:46:43,122 - Freddy, pull over! - Okay, okay. 776 00:46:43,790 --> 00:46:46,525 Perfect. 777 00:46:53,065 --> 00:46:56,502 - I'm stuck. - Thank you, we can see that. 778 00:46:56,603 --> 00:46:59,171 I can't fucking believe you! You just drove right into him! 779 00:46:59,371 --> 00:47:02,141 - He hit us! - Li-- Li-- Liar! 780 00:47:02,241 --> 00:47:04,910 -Shut up! -You okay, there? Poor thing. 781 00:47:05,043 --> 00:47:06,646 - I've been worse. - Aw. 782 00:47:06,746 --> 00:47:08,815 You weren't paying attention. Again! 783 00:47:08,914 --> 00:47:10,149 I was paying attention 784 00:47:10,249 --> 00:47:12,752 to you being negative. Again! 785 00:47:12,819 --> 00:47:15,487 Would you two just cut it for like a second, please? 786 00:47:15,622 --> 00:47:17,289 In other news, Country Hill Cemetery has been 787 00:47:17,356 --> 00:47:19,291 the theater of yet another hate crime. 788 00:47:19,358 --> 00:47:21,326 The police are looking for three suspects 789 00:47:21,493 --> 00:47:23,128 driving a green delivery van. 790 00:47:23,328 --> 00:47:25,330 They are deemed armed and dangerous. 791 00:47:25,497 --> 00:47:26,900 You know, the police is looking for us now. 792 00:47:27,032 --> 00:47:28,233 Wait, what did we do this time? 793 00:47:28,367 --> 00:47:32,004 Oh! Nothing serious. Just you know, um, a hate crime! 794 00:47:32,104 --> 00:47:34,940 -That is a load of bullcrap! -All right! 795 00:47:35,073 --> 00:47:36,876 You said you're the brain of the operation, Maggie. 796 00:47:36,975 --> 00:47:39,278 So, you got any great plan to get us out of this? 797 00:47:39,411 --> 00:47:40,814 Yeah, I got a plan. I got a plan. 798 00:47:40,914 --> 00:47:43,081 I got it, uh, right, uh, right here! 799 00:47:44,082 --> 00:47:46,185 -That's very mature, Maggie. -Mm-hmm. 800 00:47:46,285 --> 00:47:49,154 Says the guy who looked at his own asshole. 801 00:47:49,288 --> 00:47:50,824 Asshole! 802 00:47:50,989 --> 00:47:52,491 You shut up! 803 00:47:52,892 --> 00:47:55,394 Asshole. 804 00:47:56,061 --> 00:48:00,065 - Uh, Captain! - There, dickless. Go, fetch! 805 00:48:01,066 --> 00:48:03,035 Guys! Guys! Guys! Come on! 806 00:48:03,235 --> 00:48:05,605 None of our assholes are gonna matter 807 00:48:05,738 --> 00:48:08,974 if we don't get back on the road, like, right now! 808 00:48:09,107 --> 00:48:12,144 Okay. 809 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,223 Hey! Hey, hey, come on, big guy! 810 00:48:26,225 --> 00:48:28,560 -Don't mind me. -Shut up. 811 00:48:29,194 --> 00:48:32,765 How about I call us an Uber? 812 00:48:35,067 --> 00:48:37,035 Hey, losers, clock is ticking. 813 00:48:37,569 --> 00:48:39,772 All right! Now look, shitstick, we're on. 814 00:48:40,272 --> 00:48:42,541 Meet us at the Maddox Gallery, with Grandma. 815 00:48:42,609 --> 00:48:43,610 Take it or leave it! 816 00:48:43,743 --> 00:48:45,077 That shitty attitude, 817 00:48:45,210 --> 00:48:46,746 I missed you, Maggie. 818 00:48:48,581 --> 00:48:50,315 - What a twat! - Yeah! 819 00:48:51,618 --> 00:48:53,953 All right, let's hope that old glittery fart 820 00:48:54,019 --> 00:48:55,120 likes bootlegs. 821 00:48:56,188 --> 00:48:57,322 Zelvirella? 822 00:48:59,458 --> 00:49:00,492 Zelvirella? 823 00:49:00,627 --> 00:49:02,795 Oh, shit! She's gone? 824 00:49:03,228 --> 00:49:05,865 Well, of course, she's gone! I mean, we kidnapped her! 825 00:49:05,932 --> 00:49:08,567 Go get your girl! Go! 826 00:49:10,837 --> 00:49:13,940 No! No! 827 00:49:14,874 --> 00:49:19,378 No, oh! Bad! Bad! 828 00:49:19,946 --> 00:49:23,816 Is Mr. Coleman appreciating his new scenery? 829 00:49:23,917 --> 00:49:25,150 Mr. Hannity. 830 00:49:25,284 --> 00:49:26,586 We've made great progress. 831 00:49:26,653 --> 00:49:28,688 However, I'm afraid we need more time. 832 00:49:28,821 --> 00:49:32,124 Why? I've seen the tests. They're fine. 833 00:49:32,659 --> 00:49:34,493 They looked scary. 834 00:49:34,794 --> 00:49:36,663 Focus on scary and stay away 835 00:49:36,796 --> 00:49:40,033 -from the party-popper heads. -Yes, this is the formula 836 00:49:40,098 --> 00:49:43,235 we have here, but it is extremely unstable 837 00:49:43,402 --> 00:49:45,038 and infectious, we don't know-- 838 00:49:45,170 --> 00:49:46,873 You believe Coleman's Special Forces 839 00:49:47,006 --> 00:49:48,708 can't contain this? 840 00:49:49,776 --> 00:49:50,710 The protocol suggests 841 00:49:50,810 --> 00:49:52,712 that we perform additional testing. 842 00:49:53,613 --> 00:49:54,581 Maybe you're right. 843 00:49:57,516 --> 00:50:01,020 -What are you doing? -Following protocol. 844 00:50:01,688 --> 00:50:07,594 Oh, no! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! 845 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:11,998 - Let me out! - We don't have a cure! 846 00:50:37,289 --> 00:50:38,457 Zelvirella? 847 00:50:49,736 --> 00:50:50,670 Hello? 848 00:50:54,774 --> 00:50:57,744 - Spare me! No! No! - Cut the crap. 849 00:50:57,977 --> 00:50:59,712 -Where are you taking me? -We're on a job, 850 00:50:59,812 --> 00:51:01,581 and we're taking you to Otto Maddox at the Gallery! 851 00:51:01,748 --> 00:51:02,815 Otto Maddox? 852 00:51:03,281 --> 00:51:05,585 - Artist and billionaire? - Yeah, yeah. 853 00:51:05,752 --> 00:51:07,419 He wants you to be his date for tonight's event. 854 00:51:08,121 --> 00:51:09,622 - Oh! - Huh? 855 00:51:09,956 --> 00:51:11,156 Oh! 856 00:51:11,356 --> 00:51:13,358 -Oh, that's so romantic. -Ow! Watch out! Watch out. 857 00:51:13,458 --> 00:51:16,194 That's a-- It's a... It's a bullet wound. 858 00:51:18,731 --> 00:51:20,165 It'll probably leave a scar. 859 00:51:28,273 --> 00:51:29,575 Oh, yeah. 860 00:51:29,709 --> 00:51:32,945 Oh, that's so gross! 861 00:51:33,112 --> 00:51:34,379 You wanna know what's gross? 862 00:51:34,446 --> 00:51:36,149 Is that you ever dated that jerk. 863 00:51:36,248 --> 00:51:38,383 Get over it. I told you, it only ever 864 00:51:38,483 --> 00:51:40,218 happened like once or, you know... 865 00:51:41,754 --> 00:51:43,890 twice. Why am I trying to justify myself to you, 866 00:51:43,990 --> 00:51:45,323 it's none of your fucking business anyway! 867 00:51:45,390 --> 00:51:47,894 - I was just kidding. - Very funny. 868 00:51:49,062 --> 00:51:52,031 -Thanks. -It's sarcasm, Freddy. 869 00:51:52,497 --> 00:51:55,500 Yeah, duh! Yeah, I knew that. 870 00:51:55,868 --> 00:51:58,938 Oh! 871 00:52:03,142 --> 00:52:04,811 Looks like you folks got a problem. 872 00:52:10,616 --> 00:52:11,483 Uh-huh. 873 00:52:12,250 --> 00:52:13,186 Let me give you a hand 874 00:52:13,285 --> 00:52:14,153 with that! 875 00:52:14,252 --> 00:52:15,922 I got just the right tools in my car! 876 00:52:16,022 --> 00:52:18,658 Oh, uh, you don't have to do that, sir. 877 00:52:18,991 --> 00:52:20,660 Pleasure, ma'am. 878 00:52:21,694 --> 00:52:23,696 -He just "ma'am-ed" me. -Did he? I didn't-- 879 00:52:23,796 --> 00:52:26,866 -I blacked out. -Okay, we're so royally fucked! 880 00:52:26,933 --> 00:52:29,568 No, I think if we just play it cool, we'll be fine. 881 00:52:31,503 --> 00:52:33,906 Yeah! I tried to swerve out of the way but he just, 882 00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:35,240 like, jumped right in front of me! 883 00:52:35,307 --> 00:52:37,577 Don't worry about it. Happens all the time. 884 00:52:37,877 --> 00:52:40,046 These sons of bitches, they're worse than possums! 885 00:52:40,146 --> 00:52:41,546 -Yeah. -Hold that for me, sir. 886 00:52:41,647 --> 00:52:43,082 Yes, I can do that. 887 00:52:43,281 --> 00:52:45,250 All righty. Let's start with the head. 888 00:52:49,354 --> 00:52:51,389 Wow, that was... 889 00:52:52,725 --> 00:52:54,193 -quick. -Majestical. 890 00:53:03,069 --> 00:53:04,503 Oh, jeez. 891 00:53:09,909 --> 00:53:12,945 Well. Here you go, folks. 892 00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,015 You might wanna stop at a car wash, 893 00:53:16,481 --> 00:53:18,517 -get rid of that smell. -Yeah. 894 00:53:18,818 --> 00:53:20,418 Well, you're a real lifesaver. 895 00:53:20,485 --> 00:53:23,256 Yeah! No, that was really, really nice of you. 896 00:53:23,656 --> 00:53:25,490 Now, drive safe. 897 00:53:28,194 --> 00:53:29,729 What the hell did you do that for? 898 00:53:29,996 --> 00:53:31,230 To save your asses! 899 00:53:31,396 --> 00:53:33,766 That is assault on an officer of the law! 900 00:53:33,900 --> 00:53:35,935 Yeah! A really nice officer 901 00:53:36,068 --> 00:53:38,336 that had no idea that we were wanted! 902 00:53:38,403 --> 00:53:40,072 And how was I supposed to know that? 903 00:53:40,173 --> 00:53:41,439 I thought that it was super brave. 904 00:53:41,574 --> 00:53:42,875 I am so done! 905 00:53:43,142 --> 00:53:45,377 I will be in the van. Fuck all of you! 906 00:53:48,915 --> 00:53:50,917 Well, we can't just leave him there. 907 00:54:03,229 --> 00:54:05,932 I'm Chelsea Lee, your favorite Red Carpet correspondent, 908 00:54:06,098 --> 00:54:07,700 here at the Maddox Art Gallery 909 00:54:07,767 --> 00:54:10,335 where the glitterati of Necropolis is here 910 00:54:10,402 --> 00:54:12,672 and Mother Teresa is here! 911 00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:15,041 Mother Teresa, oh, my goodness! 912 00:54:15,141 --> 00:54:17,777 Isn't she looking lovely in her designer robe? 913 00:54:18,311 --> 00:54:20,580 Nobody pulls off white and blue like Mother Teresa! 914 00:54:20,746 --> 00:54:23,481 Mother Teresa, you rock the white and blue! 915 00:54:23,583 --> 00:54:26,652 Martinis later? 916 00:54:26,752 --> 00:54:28,020 You should see her on the dancefloor, 917 00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:29,755 she is a maniac! 918 00:54:29,856 --> 00:54:31,023 Here at Coleman News, 919 00:54:31,123 --> 00:54:33,059 we don't let protesters ruin our night, 920 00:54:33,159 --> 00:54:34,994 and we just look forward to the art. 921 00:54:35,061 --> 00:54:36,062 I look forward to seeing 922 00:54:36,162 --> 00:54:38,764 what Otto Maddox is going to release today. 923 00:54:38,865 --> 00:54:41,566 Who knows, last time, it was very controversial. 924 00:54:41,667 --> 00:54:44,737 Tonight, it's probably going to be even more racy. 925 00:54:44,871 --> 00:54:46,538 But Coleman News... 926 00:54:46,606 --> 00:54:48,440 ...will show you everything. 927 00:55:26,145 --> 00:55:27,713 Let the show begin. 928 00:56:31,543 --> 00:56:34,447 Oh, my God! Have you guys seen this place? 929 00:56:34,546 --> 00:56:35,648 There she is! 930 00:56:36,115 --> 00:56:40,619 My queen! I was getting impatient. 931 00:56:41,921 --> 00:56:46,025 She's as magnificent as a thousand suns rising 932 00:56:46,125 --> 00:56:47,360 over the ocean. 933 00:56:47,492 --> 00:56:50,730 All of this is yours? 934 00:56:50,830 --> 00:56:55,701 Oh, yes, darling, yes. All of this, and you. 935 00:56:56,335 --> 00:56:58,604 You sure know what you want. 936 00:56:58,738 --> 00:57:03,609 Wow! She's in pristine condition. 937 00:57:03,709 --> 00:57:08,614 Oh. Botox and fillers, you know how it is. 938 00:57:08,714 --> 00:57:10,515 I've had some work done myself. 939 00:57:10,616 --> 00:57:11,751 - Oh? - Hmm. 940 00:57:36,976 --> 00:57:40,112 Okay! Let's get her clean and dressed! 941 00:57:40,246 --> 00:57:41,647 Stop right there, dude! 942 00:57:43,015 --> 00:57:44,917 You got our money? 943 00:57:46,551 --> 00:57:49,622 What I wouldn't give for the golden star 944 00:57:49,688 --> 00:57:51,657 of my celestial realm. 945 00:57:51,791 --> 00:57:55,694 Oh. 946 00:57:57,396 --> 00:57:58,297 Stop! 947 00:57:59,398 --> 00:58:02,368 Stop, okay? Stop! The deal is off! 948 00:58:02,501 --> 00:58:07,373 Shut the fuck up, Karl! 949 00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:35,734 You trying to ruin my mood? 950 00:58:35,835 --> 00:58:39,038 No, no, no, no, no, he's just, you know, jealous. 951 00:58:39,105 --> 00:58:41,073 No, no, we like each other! 952 00:58:41,140 --> 00:58:42,541 Hmm, that's real sweet, honey, 953 00:58:42,608 --> 00:58:44,376 but this is a huge opportunity for me, so. 954 00:58:44,477 --> 00:58:48,447 Hmm. 955 00:58:48,881 --> 00:58:51,083 Oh, I'm so sorry, Grandma. 956 00:58:51,951 --> 00:58:54,787 She's not the real Zelvirella, she's a ZILF girl... 957 00:58:56,255 --> 00:58:57,790 and she's the love of my life. 958 00:59:00,626 --> 00:59:02,828 Okay, listen, he is just being emotional. 959 00:59:02,895 --> 00:59:04,196 What did you just say? 960 00:59:04,497 --> 00:59:05,865 I said that he's just being emo-- 961 00:59:05,965 --> 00:59:07,266 Not you! 962 00:59:11,403 --> 00:59:14,874 I got fooled by a cosplayer? 963 00:59:15,407 --> 00:59:17,910 Ah! She's a worthless fake! 964 00:59:18,210 --> 00:59:21,881 Do I look like a man you can play games with? 965 00:59:26,252 --> 00:59:30,022 What now? 966 00:59:31,724 --> 00:59:33,325 No! 967 00:59:43,035 --> 00:59:46,505 Yeah, come at me. 968 00:59:48,541 --> 00:59:50,242 - Sorry, Karl. - Get off him! 969 00:59:50,376 --> 00:59:52,444 Adios, guys! 970 00:59:52,612 --> 00:59:55,381 Go to hell, Don! 971 01:00:05,291 --> 01:00:07,793 Shit! 972 01:00:32,952 --> 01:00:35,087 I'm sorry. 973 01:00:39,626 --> 01:00:41,193 Dude, you just killed Mother Teresa. 974 01:00:41,293 --> 01:00:43,697 -She was so mean! -Yeah, super rude. 975 01:00:43,829 --> 01:00:45,030 Way out of character. 976 01:00:51,537 --> 01:00:53,172 Hit that glittery fucker! 977 01:00:56,775 --> 01:00:59,044 Huh! 978 01:00:59,311 --> 01:01:01,280 Not bad for a worthless fake, huh? 979 01:01:15,060 --> 01:01:17,329 Okay. Okay. Okay. 980 01:01:18,397 --> 01:01:19,932 Play nice. 981 01:01:21,867 --> 01:01:23,235 No, no, no, no! 982 01:01:33,279 --> 01:01:35,080 Why are they so hostile all of a sudden? 983 01:01:36,148 --> 01:01:38,150 There has to be a logical explanation. 984 01:01:38,917 --> 01:01:40,853 Maybe there's bath salts in the hors d'oeuvres? 985 01:01:42,756 --> 01:01:43,989 That's actually plausible. 986 01:01:46,558 --> 01:01:47,559 Hey. 987 01:01:48,193 --> 01:01:50,829 You really meant what you said up there, master_bator? 988 01:01:52,666 --> 01:01:54,566 You can actually call me Karl. 989 01:01:56,568 --> 01:01:57,604 I'm Jane. 990 01:02:04,810 --> 01:02:06,111 Go, go, go! 991 01:02:16,322 --> 01:02:19,158 Move. Move, move, move! Come on! Guys, we gotta go! Go, go, go! 992 01:02:19,458 --> 01:02:20,526 Oh, shit! 993 01:02:20,660 --> 01:02:22,094 Holy fuck, are you guys seeing this? 994 01:02:22,194 --> 01:02:23,228 Yeah, it's like, uh-- 995 01:02:23,329 --> 01:02:24,363 -In the movies. -Yeah. 996 01:02:24,430 --> 01:02:25,799 What the hell are we supposed to do now? 997 01:02:25,864 --> 01:02:26,965 Okay, we charge at them 998 01:02:27,032 --> 01:02:28,500 and we hit them in the brain real hard. 999 01:02:28,601 --> 01:02:29,736 Yeah, and don't let them bite you. 1000 01:02:29,868 --> 01:02:32,672 -Great plan. Genius. -Thanks. 1001 01:02:32,938 --> 01:02:35,307 Oh, that was sarcasm. I... 1002 01:02:35,441 --> 01:02:36,875 Oh, for fuck's sakes! 1003 01:02:37,109 --> 01:02:38,510 Where's my money? 1004 01:02:38,578 --> 01:02:40,613 Look, we have it. Almost. 1005 01:02:40,714 --> 01:02:41,947 What do you mean, "almost"? 1006 01:02:42,014 --> 01:02:44,383 You know what freaking time it is? It's freaking time's up! 1007 01:02:44,483 --> 01:02:45,884 ...dangerous bio-terrorists have claimed 1008 01:02:45,951 --> 01:02:49,088 responsibility for the ongoing Maddox Art Gallery attack. 1009 01:02:49,622 --> 01:02:51,290 The terrorists have been identified 1010 01:02:51,390 --> 01:02:53,292 as being Karl Neard, Freddy Mercks, 1011 01:02:53,359 --> 01:02:54,960 Maggie Neard, and Jane Doe. 1012 01:02:55,127 --> 01:02:57,697 Feminist, activist, terrorist. 1013 01:02:58,063 --> 01:03:00,099 All very dangerous to our freedom. 1014 01:03:00,667 --> 01:03:02,267 Oh, now, we're terrorists? 1015 01:03:02,368 --> 01:03:04,336 No, no, no, no. We're bio-terrorists, okay? 1016 01:03:04,403 --> 01:03:05,938 -It's far worse! -Thank you, Karl, 1017 01:03:06,038 --> 01:03:07,373 that really helps a lot. 1018 01:03:08,140 --> 01:03:11,377 - Wait! Where's Jane? - Who? 1019 01:03:14,113 --> 01:03:15,280 Look, she's right there! 1020 01:03:17,784 --> 01:03:19,952 -They're not attacking her. -I know, it's weird. 1021 01:03:20,119 --> 01:03:22,988 It's like they're only attracted to us. Warm-blooded. 1022 01:03:23,857 --> 01:03:25,692 Look, she's getting our money. 1023 01:03:30,797 --> 01:03:34,166 -That back-stabbing bitch! -Heart-stabbing, Maggie. 1024 01:03:35,234 --> 01:03:36,368 Heart-stabbing. 1025 01:04:03,696 --> 01:04:06,131 -So, we hit them in the brain. -Real hard. 1026 01:04:06,599 --> 01:04:08,534 Here. 1027 01:04:08,735 --> 01:04:12,672 -Oh, 'cause I'm the girl? -No, 'cause you're badass. 1028 01:04:13,172 --> 01:04:14,908 -Thank you. -Okay. 1029 01:04:14,973 --> 01:04:16,609 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 1030 01:04:16,810 --> 01:04:20,078 Before we do this, and you know, most probably die, 1031 01:04:20,412 --> 01:04:22,214 I just thought it would be really cool 1032 01:04:22,281 --> 01:04:23,515 to have you as a brother-in-law. 1033 01:04:23,650 --> 01:04:25,484 Hey, don't I get a say in that? 1034 01:04:26,084 --> 01:04:27,654 Okay, uh, listen, Maggie, I'm... 1035 01:04:27,754 --> 01:04:30,824 I'm really sorry being jealous of your ex-boyfriend, 1036 01:04:30,924 --> 01:04:32,057 who is an asshole. 1037 01:04:32,558 --> 01:04:33,860 And I'm sorry too, okay? 1038 01:04:33,992 --> 01:04:36,495 I know, I made the plan fail, and that was selfish. 1039 01:04:36,562 --> 01:04:39,064 I get it, so, I'm sorry. 1040 01:04:39,198 --> 01:04:42,434 You guys are so lame, but adorable. 1041 01:04:45,705 --> 01:04:47,707 All right, fine. Okay, uh, 1042 01:04:48,608 --> 01:04:50,643 I swear to God, if we ever get out of this thing alive, 1043 01:04:50,710 --> 01:04:51,977 I will... 1044 01:04:53,045 --> 01:04:54,246 play D&D with you. 1045 01:04:56,816 --> 01:04:58,685 -Good enough. -Uh, dude, that's huge! 1046 01:04:58,818 --> 01:05:00,519 - I know. - Okay. 1047 01:05:03,522 --> 01:05:05,625 We're gonna show these rotten bastards 1048 01:05:05,725 --> 01:05:06,960 - what happens-- - Hey! Ugh! 1049 01:05:07,993 --> 01:05:09,328 -Hold on. -Maggie! 1050 01:05:10,496 --> 01:05:13,666 You can't go into battle with your shoes untied. 1051 01:05:13,900 --> 01:05:16,502 - Okay. - Okay! 1052 01:05:16,703 --> 01:05:18,738 We're gonna show these rotten bastards 1053 01:05:18,838 --> 01:05:24,276 what happens when Wild Gringo gets wild! 1054 01:05:33,452 --> 01:05:34,954 We're invincible! 1055 01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:50,435 Ow! Motherfucker! 1056 01:05:50,569 --> 01:05:51,771 Maggie! 1057 01:05:51,871 --> 01:05:54,072 That's why we drink our milk! 1058 01:05:54,172 --> 01:05:56,241 I'm lactose intolerant, asshole! 1059 01:06:04,918 --> 01:06:07,687 Okay, uh, all right, uh, I'm gonna pick you up, 1060 01:06:07,987 --> 01:06:09,521 I'm strong enough to do that. 1061 01:06:14,027 --> 01:06:14,994 Freddy! 1062 01:06:24,069 --> 01:06:24,938 Guys? 1063 01:06:25,270 --> 01:06:28,975 Freddy, come on, wake up! Freddy, come on, please. Freddy! 1064 01:06:29,207 --> 01:06:31,443 Freddy, Freddy. 1065 01:06:32,411 --> 01:06:36,448 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 1066 01:06:39,284 --> 01:06:42,120 Shit! 1067 01:06:45,123 --> 01:06:46,458 Guys? 1068 01:06:54,667 --> 01:06:56,368 Shiva the Destroyer. 1069 01:07:07,145 --> 01:07:08,547 Fucker! 1070 01:07:15,153 --> 01:07:16,623 Welcome to Pain City. 1071 01:07:16,756 --> 01:07:19,659 Population, you! 1072 01:07:20,559 --> 01:07:22,795 - Freddy! - Oh! 1073 01:07:25,064 --> 01:07:26,331 That's okay. 1074 01:07:34,073 --> 01:07:37,275 Just kick his ass already! 1075 01:07:40,479 --> 01:07:44,117 That's what I'm talking about! Whoa! 1076 01:07:47,319 --> 01:07:50,355 Hey, don't make me-- Stop! I'll stab you, man. Come on! 1077 01:07:50,489 --> 01:07:55,895 Oh, my God! 1078 01:08:12,812 --> 01:08:15,480 Whoa, yeah! 1079 01:08:25,958 --> 01:08:28,460 Wow! Guys! 1080 01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:33,066 Gringo! Gringo! Gringo! Whoo! 1081 01:08:34,399 --> 01:08:36,535 Ooh, that was crazy! 1082 01:08:36,703 --> 01:08:38,004 Freddy, look out! 1083 01:08:51,117 --> 01:08:54,620 Oh, my God! Oh! 1084 01:09:03,129 --> 01:09:05,865 -Jane? -Everybody, get on your knees. 1085 01:09:07,499 --> 01:09:08,668 Now! 1086 01:09:14,707 --> 01:09:18,077 I'm surprised you're all still alive, 1087 01:09:18,745 --> 01:09:23,415 but glad to meet the terrorists behind Project Zoltan. 1088 01:09:23,482 --> 01:09:24,584 Oh, it's Dracula's hound. 1089 01:09:24,650 --> 01:09:26,152 - Shut up, Karl. - Just saying. 1090 01:09:26,251 --> 01:09:31,591 This massacre just exposed your true nature to the world. 1091 01:09:31,691 --> 01:09:35,661 -You filthy zombies. -Hey, she's living-impaired. 1092 01:09:37,630 --> 01:09:39,232 Down on the ground, now! 1093 01:09:54,247 --> 01:09:55,982 Oh, hey, man! 1094 01:09:56,082 --> 01:09:57,650 I bet you didn't see this one coming, huh? 1095 01:09:58,818 --> 01:10:00,452 Tell me, how does it feel to be on your knees? 1096 01:10:00,552 --> 01:10:02,121 Now is not the time, Dave. 1097 01:10:02,255 --> 01:10:04,123 My name is Stanley. 1098 01:10:04,289 --> 01:10:06,125 How many fucking times do I have to tell you that? 1099 01:10:06,192 --> 01:10:07,860 - Who the hell is Dave anyway? - Calm down! 1100 01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:10,229 Everything is fine. We have the money. 1101 01:10:10,328 --> 01:10:12,064 - My money! - Hey, time out. 1102 01:10:12,165 --> 01:10:14,200 -Finders keepers. -Sneaky bitch! 1103 01:10:14,267 --> 01:10:18,905 Baby, I'm so sorry. I was... I was really scared. 1104 01:10:19,005 --> 01:10:21,808 -She was scared, Maggie! -She's lying, Karl! 1105 01:10:21,908 --> 01:10:24,043 -You don't know that. -I agree with both of you! 1106 01:10:24,110 --> 01:10:25,645 Shut up! 1107 01:10:25,912 --> 01:10:27,647 Enough with the fucking bickering! 1108 01:10:27,747 --> 01:10:28,748 Do you hear yourselves? 1109 01:10:28,815 --> 01:10:30,783 "I am scared." "I agree with you both." 1110 01:10:30,850 --> 01:10:32,785 I should shoot all of you in the fucking face. 1111 01:10:33,853 --> 01:10:35,254 - Give me that. - Ah! 1112 01:10:35,855 --> 01:10:37,522 Nice. Now... 1113 01:10:38,825 --> 01:10:40,726 ...where was I? 1114 01:10:41,493 --> 01:10:42,494 Ah, yes. 1115 01:10:43,395 --> 01:10:46,065 Your days of roaming our streets 1116 01:10:46,331 --> 01:10:49,568 and infecting us with diseases are over. 1117 01:10:49,702 --> 01:10:52,038 Well, the last disease I caught wasn't from a dead guy. 1118 01:10:52,104 --> 01:10:53,773 You know, you got some nasty shit going on 1119 01:10:53,873 --> 01:10:56,642 inside your lab yourself, I've seen it. 1120 01:10:57,710 --> 01:11:00,445 I bet you orchestrated this whole fucking thing. 1121 01:11:00,913 --> 01:11:04,283 -So, it wasn't bath salts? -You made them look bad, 1122 01:11:04,449 --> 01:11:08,486 so you could cash in on some big ass Coleman cleanup contract 1123 01:11:08,588 --> 01:11:10,455 and be the goddamn hero, didn't you? 1124 01:11:10,590 --> 01:11:14,459 And you all are the perfect scapegoats, aren't you? 1125 01:11:16,896 --> 01:11:20,066 You got me! You got me, clever girl. 1126 01:11:20,532 --> 01:11:23,401 Too bad no one's ever gonna find out. 1127 01:11:25,104 --> 01:11:27,106 Karl, laser penis! 1128 01:11:31,376 --> 01:11:34,080 Oh! 1129 01:11:34,412 --> 01:11:36,381 Yes! 1130 01:11:36,616 --> 01:11:39,085 -No mask! -Yeah, I know! It's all Freddy. 1131 01:11:48,227 --> 01:11:51,364 You ruined everything, you wretched scum! 1132 01:11:51,697 --> 01:11:55,167 -What have you done? -The world a fucking favor! 1133 01:11:59,939 --> 01:12:01,807 You look better dead, baby. 1134 01:12:07,747 --> 01:12:09,982 -Nice shot. -Good pass. 1135 01:12:18,456 --> 01:12:19,692 Oh! 1136 01:12:20,660 --> 01:12:23,829 -It's a miracle. -You fucking fucker! 1137 01:12:26,632 --> 01:12:30,502 Well, I love you too, Maggie. 1138 01:12:30,670 --> 01:12:34,439 Yeah, nice try, shit face. 1139 01:12:37,542 --> 01:12:41,948 Uh, guys? Hate to interrupt, but where's the money? 1140 01:12:46,419 --> 01:12:47,485 And where's Stan? 1141 01:13:01,767 --> 01:13:04,670 Oh, we can't. 1142 01:13:04,837 --> 01:13:06,339 What would my father say? 1143 01:13:08,407 --> 01:13:11,944 - Why can't they be together? - But I love you. 1144 01:13:12,311 --> 01:13:15,715 Come on, pick up. Shit. 1145 01:13:18,684 --> 01:13:20,052 I got the money, you knucklehead, 1146 01:13:20,152 --> 01:13:21,420 I got the money, you bitch. 1147 01:13:28,394 --> 01:13:31,130 You fucking asshole! 1148 01:13:40,272 --> 01:13:41,941 Any moment now. 1149 01:13:42,308 --> 01:13:43,242 Here they are Brad, 1150 01:13:43,508 --> 01:13:45,244 our terrorists are exiting the building by the front door, 1151 01:13:45,311 --> 01:13:46,212 as we speak. 1152 01:13:46,278 --> 01:13:47,646 Anything to say for your defense? 1153 01:13:47,780 --> 01:13:49,547 Yeah, we're innocent. 1154 01:13:50,316 --> 01:13:52,184 I recorded everything and I have proof. 1155 01:13:52,284 --> 01:13:54,320 I recorded everything and I have proof. 1156 01:13:56,521 --> 01:13:57,690 I do. 1157 01:14:09,268 --> 01:14:12,371 Yeah, so I skip to the end. 1158 01:14:13,105 --> 01:14:14,840 Oh, I know, I'm cheating. 1159 01:14:17,877 --> 01:14:20,545 Well, the good news is, we got Granny back. 1160 01:14:22,248 --> 01:14:25,418 She's living-impaired now, but she always thought she was, 1161 01:14:25,484 --> 01:14:27,653 so I guess she's finally happy. 1162 01:14:30,856 --> 01:14:32,525 And we didn't get arrested. 1163 01:14:33,392 --> 01:14:35,294 Turns out that Captain Galactica's keychain plan 1164 01:14:35,361 --> 01:14:36,729 didn't work out as I'd hope, 1165 01:14:36,862 --> 01:14:38,130 it didn't prove anything. 1166 01:14:39,532 --> 01:14:42,501 But all hell broke loose. 1167 01:14:43,335 --> 01:14:47,039 The infection got out and spread like crazy. 1168 01:14:53,312 --> 01:14:56,715 Welcome to the real zombie apocalypse.85776

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