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[dramatic music]
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[phone ringing]
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(female on voicemail) I can't come to the
phone right now. Leave your name and--
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[phone ringing]
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Hello.
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T.J., Michael.
T.J., I'm in big trouble.
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What? The joke
I gave you bombed?
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- T.J., they're after me.
- Michael, relax.
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Give me ten minutes.
I'll see you at the club.
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I'm not at Bonkerz.
I'll be dead in ten minutes.
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I'm at...Tenthon Hill.
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Michael?
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(T.J. on phone)
Michael? Michael?
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[music continues]
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So, Mr. Funnyman, thinking
of doing some more moonlighting?
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The only moonlighting
I'm doing is
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is working
at your club, Mr. Dexter.
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You've got it all wrong.
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No, college boy.
I got it right.
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You bought yourself a one-way
ticket to the fast lane.
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What's that?
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It's something
that'll help you go bye-bye.
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Michael?
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Hey, hey, Michael.
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Great place for
a coffee break here.
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Michael?
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[all applauding]
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How about that for a start
for this evening, folks?
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He's got a real laugh
or not, huh?
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Big dude, a real big dude,
I'm telling you.
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Don't quite your day job.
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I used to date a girl
that was at the..
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[all applauding]
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Angel...you never heard
of public relations?
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There's not much
I ain't heard of, Dexter.
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Maybe, you've never
heard of this.
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A smile won't crack your face.
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That way you won't
scare away the customers.
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The police will handle this.
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You should tell them
about the club.
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Michael was my friend.
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I'm gonna find out
what happened to him.
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Paramedics said
it was his heart.
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But that was last night.
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This afternoon
the police pathologist said
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"Drugs induced
the heart attack."
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This is nuts.
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Maybe, but we're
after information.
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You be the straight man.
I'll be the comedian.
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Okay.
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So, you don't mind
if I call Lieutenant Harris?
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Just in case he needs
a little advice from an expert.
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Clark, we're investigative
reporters, aren't we?
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I don't ever wanna be standing
in the way of common sense.
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[indistinct announcement]
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Be right back.
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[upbeat music]
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Hey, there.
Table?
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Yes, for a friend and a
scared to death contestant.
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Come on.
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[indistinct chatter]
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I just did. I didn't know.
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[laughing]
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Well, stand up
and give it to 'em.
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Thanks a lot, Angel.
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Michael told me
you were an angel.
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- You knew Michael?
- Yeah, we were classmates.
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That's too bad.
He was a nice kid.
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Yeah, everybody liked him.
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Never made an enemy
his whole life that I knew of.
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- Do you know of anyone?
- No, no.
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Somebody tell you you're
anything more than a waitress?
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I don't take orders from
anybody but you, Dexter.
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Okay, then just clean up
the tables, fill up the glasses.
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No need to hang out
with some college boy.
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Who does that creep think he is?
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Just stay out of it, okay?
I mean, for your own sake.
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It can be life threatening.
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That's what I said, Lana.
We're at Bonkerz.
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You must be kidding.
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I knew you were gonna say that.
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Look, it's amateur night,
and T.J. is a contestant.
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T.J.? Oh, I would not
miss this for the world.
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- I'm on my way.
- Okay.
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Can you do me a favor?
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Call Lt. Harris
and have him send a patrol car
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down to the club.
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Sure, no problem.
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I'll see you there. Bye.
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[intense music]
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Ah, that's a nice car.
Who, who owns that?
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You've got a long nose, pal.
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- I was thinking, it's like--
- What're you doing back here?
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I've got a van parked somewhere.
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You don't see van
one parked in this lot.
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Now..
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[dramatic music]
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You're up next, kid.
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You wanna prepare yourself,
there's a spot
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behind that curtain.
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[indistinct chatter]
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(male #1) Enjoying
yourself? Have a good time.
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O-oh, hang on to your patience
for another few minutes.
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We'll be right back.
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I've already got
a yata-yata-yata.
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Really lucky
I never had acne.
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Never had facial hair. Just give
and take in every situation.
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Red light..
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Red light you're seeing..
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(T.J.)
You always pretend that..
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So, I'll have one
of my boys transfer
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what's outside in your car.
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No. We don't wanna
transport it.
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Deliver that when you
deliver the rest of it.
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Okay.
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I understand you had a problem
with your boy last night.
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No boy of mine.
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A college kid
and part-time comic
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had dreams of going
into business for himself.
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So we put him to sleep.
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Permanently.
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Hey, you!
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I guess, uh,
can't read this line.
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He was listening at the door.
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Don't you recognize a comic
rehearsing his routine here?
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And now, in a few moments
the fantastic new talent
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Mr. T.J. White.
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He was listening.
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Guess you don't like
my jokes, huh?
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You'll be on stage
in a few minutes, kid.
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You better be funny.
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Make sure he meets
his commitment.
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Now, folks, coming up next
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the fresh new talent,
Mr. T.J. White.
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(male #1) He's hot, he's
funny, he's hilarious.
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That college boy
you were talking to..
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...yeah, T.J. White.
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Seems kind of nervous backstage.
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So, I want you to bring him
a coke, and load it with this.
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All of it.
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What, are you crazy, Dexter?
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That stuff packs twice
the wallop of PCP.
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He won't live long enough
to put the glass down.
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You'll do it.
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Or I'll sting you
like very very much.
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And that can kill you too.
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Please, Dexter.
Please don't make me do it.
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Please.
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Alright. T.J., the audience
is ready. Are you ready?
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- Yeah!
- Are you ready?
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Alright, this guy is funny.
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He's funnier than
that tie you're wearing.
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We're gonna bring him out.
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- Here, this might help.
- Thanks, Angel.
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Guy that came in with me,
tell him something, okay.
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Tell him that..
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[people laughing]
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(male #1)
Here's the big moment.
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Now, how about
a nice round of applause
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for my man, Mr. T.J. White.
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Come on, give it up.
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Hi, everyone.
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(all)
Hi.
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It's great to be here.
I feel very lucky.
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Actually, I'm a very
lucky person in general.
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I...I never had
facial hair or acne.
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[intense music]
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Hey, I like your shirt, guy.
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That brings to mind,
cheap oil paintings.
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[music continues]
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And black light.
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No reason to get upset.
We're in a comedy club, right?
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Aren't we lucky?
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(Michael)
T.J., I'm in big trouble.
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Well, here we all are.
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And the bad.
Ugly, I mean ugly.
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(Michael)
T.J., they're after me.
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I'll be dead in ten minutes.
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What are you staring at?
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(Angel)
Just stay out of it, okay?
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Beam me up, Scotty.
Beam me up.
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Uh, jokes, jokes.
We need some comedy.
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Tell some jokes here.
Got to be funny.
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I got my jokes here.
Ha ha. Jokes.
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A refrigerator.
Think about a refrigerator.
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I, I have guacamole
and it's green now.
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And..
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[blabbering]
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How come the college boy
isn't taking his final bow?
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I don't know, Dexter.
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Gave it to him
just like you told me.
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Just what I thought.
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Don't be mad.
I'll make it up to you.
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Not this time, sweets.
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Put here in the storeroom.
I'll take care of her later.
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[intense music]
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Nurse.
Nurse, nurse, nurse!
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(Michael)
I'll be dead in ten minutes.
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(Angel) It can be life
threatening, life threatening.
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And you have a familiar face.
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Aren't you here to save my act?
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(Dexter) So we put him
to sleep...permanently.
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Oh, take my life, please.
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(Michael)
T.J., they're after me.
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(Dexter)
Permanently, permanently.
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[screaming]
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Come on, T.J.,
I'm gonna get you out of here.
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Man in the mirror.
I saw the man.
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Don't try to talk.
Don't talk.
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[heart beating]
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I saw the man
and the two and everything.
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00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,820
Gotta get you to a hospital.
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Since you're so curious,
college boy, I'll show you.
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Show you the whole operation.
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After you.
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[dramatic music]
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Take a good look, college boy.
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It's the last thing
you'll ever see.
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Now, put him in a chair.
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So, that's how
you did it to Michael?
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Wicked stuff.
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Two minutes after
contact with the skin
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it's absorbed
into the blood stream.
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Too bad, T.J.
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We'll never know what you
could've done up there.
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Alright, move them.
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[alarm ringing]
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[dramatic music]
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[ringing continues]
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- Are you alright?
- I think so.
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- T.J., T.J., I'm so sorry.
- He'll be alright.
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I checked him out earlier.
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I need you to take him
out front and wait for me.
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[dramatic music]
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Please, please, everyone,
there's no need to panic.
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The fire has been contained.
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Hey.
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[saxophone music]
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Run him down!
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T.J., look out!
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[dramatic music]
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Ah, why did I do that?
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[siren blaring]
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You'll find all the evidence
you need in the trunk, officer.
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T.J., T.J.
You okay?
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[upbeat music]
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Clark didn't tell me
why he couldn't be here tonight.
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But you know
how Clark is sometimes.
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00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:03,500
- I wish Angel were here.
- I know.
258
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:04,980
She's on the way back.
259
00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:08,900
In a couple of weeks you can
visit her at the rehab clinic.
260
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:10,540
Yeah.
261
00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:15,860
Now, go out there
and break a leg.
262
00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:17,180
[all applauding]
263
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:20,260
I'd like to introduce to you one
of the newer upstart here.
264
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:24,260
Please put your hand together
for my man, Mr. T.J. White.
265
00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:28,060
Thank you, man.
266
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:32,140
Hi, everybody. I'm really luck
to be here at Bonkerz tonight.
267
00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:35,700
In fact, I'm lucky to be
anywhere, any night.
268
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:39,620
You are looking at a young man
who has been land mined
269
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:42,860
trash compacted, dropped off
a 20 storied building
270
00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:45,380
sniper attacked,
hurricane abused
271
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:49,820
mowed over by a limo,
drugged and beat unconscious.
272
00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:53,340
And I'm not complaining
or anything, but I am learning.
273
00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:55,620
[all applauding]
274
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:07,580
["Adventures of Superman"
theme by Leon Klatzkin]
275
00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:24,980
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