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BENVENUTl A D ALS Y TOWN

Hey, Lotta!

Lotta!

Where are you, Lotta?

(lNDlSTlNT NOISE)

(PlANO PLAYS)

Jumper!

(CANTl lNDlSTlNTl lN FAR)

Lotta!

Bushwhack!

Ehi, Bushwhack!

(NlTRlTO)

(KEEPING)

(FLUTE IN THE FAR)

And don't show up again, eh!

He hates when I save his life,

..because he knows that I will never let him forget it.

Jumper!

- The Daltons... - All we need is them now!

That snake bit me.

If you think I'm sucking poison, you can forget it!

Luke, Luke!

Come on, cowboys! We'll make it this time too.

Jumper: And to think it seemed like a quiet day...

Oh! Excuse me!

Who knows why I worry so much... I'm sure he's fine.

Besides, he's old enough to fend for himself. After all, Holy God,

..they call him the lucky Luke. Although when one trusts too much...

... of his own luck, it's time that a lot of unforeseen events happen to him.

Besides, if he's not lucky, I am!

And since I'm waiting for him, nothing bad can happen to him...

The salt has fallen. Spilled salt...

... behind the shoulders must be thrown.

I'm fine. He is fine. Nothing will happen to us, because...

... we are both lucky!

Don't worry, the horseshoe brings good luck.

He'll have to change his mind: I'm a lawyer.

Guys, it looks like we really lost it this time.

I'm starting to worry about Lucky Luke.

But what if you can't even see it on the horizon?!

That's exactly why I worry By now he must have already got us!

I think something happened to him.

She's right, Luke should have caught us over an hour ago.

Let's go back and see if he's okay.

Tell me, are you stupid?!

Why this question?!

Do you think we go back to see if he's okay?!

But there is something not right.

He may have set a trap for us.

00:16:16,950 And I'm even taking the trouble to ask you...

Ok, here's the plan: let's go back..

..and see what kind of trap he has set for us. Let's go guys!

(HIGHING MUSIC)

Water...

Water...

Sorry, but... I didn't have a glass handy.

It's useless: I can't do it.

Try to get up, cowboy.

It's your turn, old chap, run into town. Go get help.

No, the horse always stays close to its cowboy.

You have to go, Jumper: you're the only one who can help me.

No, no, no I can't leave you alone.

00:17:56,026 (FLUTE IN THE FAR)

(INQUILLANT MUSIC)

(RlSA COMPlAClUTE)

Very well!

What's going on here?!

Were we bitten by a snake?

Apparently... Lucky Luke isn't that lucky after all.

A snake bite...

... can be a very painful way to die.

Did I tell you about when I saw someone die from a snake bite?

Many times.

Well, Luke doesn't know.

(RlDE)

So...

... this guy was bitten by a rattlesnake.

he and I were in the middle of the desert.

More or less like in the current situation.

Anyway... we didn't have an antidote.

We had nothing.

All I could do was stand there, watch him die.

Three hours...

Six hours...

Twelve hours...

Painful? Atrocious.

Soon he began to beg me to deliver him from his torment.

But I didn't.

Do you know why?!

- Of course. - You've told us this story hundreds of times.

- You didn't do it because... - I'll go on!

I didn't...

... because I had more fun watching him die slowly, slowly.

But I won't do that to you, Luke. You know why?

Because I respect you.

We often found ourselves against each other.

I'm honest enough to acknowledge that sometimes you've had the upper hand.

Come on, think for a moment: more than sometimes!

- Hundreds of times! - Shut up! And since I have respect for you...

.... and for our long friendship...

... I will put an end to your suffering...

... immediately.

You can't shoot an unarmed man in cold blood!

Sure you can. I always do.

Yes, but... that's when the other one has a gun, when he can stand.

You don't shoot someone lying on the ground. It would be like shooting him in the back.

- This one does it all the time too! - I'm famous for this!

You won't with Lucky Luke!

- Unless you shoot me too. - What luck: two birds with one stone!

Everel is right: it wouldn't be sporty.

He's going to die anyway! Why can't I have some fun?!

00:22:17,068 Mom always said we can be dishonest..

..as much as we want, but as long as we are always loyal.

Well, I won't shoot him then.

But I don't intend to help him.

And neither do you. If you care about your skin.

Come on guys! Let's move!

Let's go for a little visit to a city where they will welcome us with open arms.

See you in the other world, cowboy!

ll as late as possible!

I'm sorry... However as long as there is life, there is hope.

But look at that stuff.

A horse arrives all alone, and no one thinks of giving him a hand.

Still, I'm not just any horse!

Let's try it here at the saloon.

Now I want you...

We need an interpreter.

I must look awful. See what effect I have on him.

Lotta!

There's a horse out there.

Yes, I know, there are a lot of them.

Yes, but... I think this I want to enter.

Did you turn 1 8 years old?

I do not know. How old is Luke's horse?

The horse of...?

So, does anyone listen to me?!

Jolly Jumper, is that you?!

What are you doing here?! Did something happen to Luke?!

A word.

Two words!

The first word sounds likeโ€ฆ

... urgent! It's urgent!

A relative who is a lieutenant.

Don't be stupid: how does a horse have a lieutenant relative?!

- Massimo will be ''sergeant''. - You moron!

Snake!

It took so much?!

(CROWD CHEERS)

Well, and now, Jumper, the other word!

Thank you thank you!

The other word, Jumper! The second word!

What am I making up now?!

Jumper: Let's try some...

Fame.

Mela.

Fruit.

Bite!

Good! Good!

She was good!

In my opinion, she and the horse had made arrangements before.

Snake, bite.

Snake, bite.

- Come on. - Luke was bitten by a snake?!

guessed it! Long last!

Thank you thank you. Too good.

Ok, now I'll make one!

Wait a moment! That's not a game! Luke is in danger!

Luke is always in danger - it's his job.

- The first word... - He needs our help! We have to look for it!

No, dear... it's not for us to wander around the desert,

..especially with the Daltons on the loose.

(CROWD APPROVE)

I can't believe my ears!

After everything Luke has done for this city!

Simon, do you remember that time you couldn't pay the rent..

..and your master kidnapped your daughter and tied her to the train tracks?!

Didn't Luke bring it back to you?!

Billy, do you remember when you wanted to marry Pauline..

..and the owner of the sawmill got jealous and tied her to a log?!

Luke saved her just before the saw cut her in half.

And remember when Pauline lost her pet puma..

..and we started looking for him because he was killing chickens?!

And Luke managed to catch him even though he was almost mauled by that beast?!

And do you remember when Luke managed to get Pauline away from the city..

..freeing us from all the trouble it caused us?!

And then come on! Go get ready! See you here in 1 5 minutes!

I'm going to see the doctor!

(CROWD APPROVE)

All good people, but... bigwigs!

(HIGHING MUSIC)

- Is this the city you were talking about?! - I have big plans. We have arrived.

This is Sweet Revenge.

ll cartello dice Daisy Town.

Dolce Vendetta is about 40 miles north of here.

- Around Uva Mara Wayomi.

Luke is dead! Don't miss this golden opportunity!

No! Golden Opportunity we passed by about 1 2 miles.

It is in the vicinity of Stella d'Argento.

Do you want to listen?!

If Lucky Luke is dead, there are no more laws in Daisy Town,

..so we will be in charge.

Here we go!

(lNClTANO l CAVALLl)

(SPARl)

Jumper, it's the Daltons. You better hide! Go!

Never a moment of peace!

(SPARl)

CASHIER

This is a robbery!

Out of the money!

00:29:33,862 Give us the gold.

- This is a robbery! - Let me try it, at least!

It's like stealing candy from a child.

(VAGlTl OF NEWBORN)

- This stuff is too heavy... - ... to carry around.

We'll have to find a safe place to hide it.

You are right, but where?!

00:30:11,589 Done! That's all there was to rob stores and banks.

Now we will go...

... from door to door.

- Joe, but we'll never rob everyone. - Yes but!

We will follow the alphabetical order.

E, F, G...

E come... Ever!

All I have in my pocket is... 1 2 cents.

- Mrs. Hanford? - Yup?

It's a robbery, ma'am.

Ah, I see... You're the Daltons, I guess.

We've been waiting for you, please take a seat. Clean your shoes!

Did you hear, guys?!

Hey people! Where do you think you're going?!

There is ''Bingo Night'' at ''Golden Chance''.

Oh yes?! And what are all those strings, saddles and stuff?!

Everyone go home. There will be no bingo!

Wait, is there a certain Ferguson among you?!

- It's me. - You're next on the list. You will be mugged on the spot.

Come on guys.

I want to tell you something, Lotta...

... don't try to stop me. I'm keeping an eye on you: she is 'careful!

I have to tell you something, too: Someone blew their nose in your bandana.

Everybody go home I said!

There is an O in our last name!

Yes, that's much better.

Touch it up a bit, come on...

A little bit'.

Like this.

I like. I like it a lot.

Bushwhack, this is your last chance to redeem yourself, man:

..your master, Luke, is in danger. Only the two of us can save him.

Do you see this?! This is her shirt. It goes'! Find him!

Give me back my shirt now! Stupid dog!

(DRUM SOUND)

(CANTl lNDlANl)

JOLLY JUMPER: FAITHFUL HORSE AND AMlCO

My horse follows me everywhere. Sorry, Jumper.

Lotta, there's a lot of things I wanted to tell you...

... and that I never told you.

Kind of stupid.

What good is a sheriff who gets himself killed?!

(RlNTOCKS OF BELLS)

Are you a foreigner?

00:35:32,541 - You have to give me his sheriff's star. - Who are you?

The one that comes to take its place.

No one can take his place. It was one of a kind about him.

One of a kind?!

Take a look at the cemetery: it's full of people like him!

You are a man without restraint.

This badge deserves the deepest respect.

(RlNTOCKS OF BELLS)

Luke has already had everything he deserved.

(RlNTOCKS OF BELLS)

(ClGOLlO)

>Woman: Don't go.

(FLUTE SOUND)

>- Woman: Don't go. - But I have to. I always go towards the sunset.

Not this time. Not this sunset.

- And what do I have to do? - You need to wake up. You have to wake up.

>You need to wake up.

DOCTOR XYZEUS SURGEON

These are the instructions for doing the injections well.

Two or three rubs against all infections.

How do I know if the injection resulted in an infection?

To find the solution, you do this:

.. see if the complexion changes in color ..

..and in that case the injection produced the infection.

We need Dr. Xyzeus here.

And if you find the infection, you must be very careful,

..because without protection a simple injection does not solve the problem.

- Shall I do it in his arm? - Let's not get confused:

..in this situation there is only one direction to inject:

..is the back position.

- Use great discretion. - Thanks for the information.

Come on, let's go!

Thanks for everything!

00:40:16,146 Are you new here?

- Yes, I arrived this morning. - Oh!

Down, guys!

Take it all!

Thank you very much!

- Thank you! - Thank you!

The injection was the antidote!

Lotta!

I warned you, Lotta.

By now, Luke no longer needs any help.

Just to be sure... I'm keeping this one.

Don't fret too much, you won't be inside long.

A couple of days or so.

(RlGIVE)

(RlSATE)

- I'm not the kind of girl you think! - Ah... I've heard that one before.

Get your hands off her!

Oh!

For a moment I thought someone needed a lesson.

But I see it's just old Lucky Luke.

Indeed, the ghost of himself.

- I said get your hands off her! - Haven't you figured it out yet, man?!

You are a ghost!

Red on black, hearts on clubs each card its values.

(COUGH)

Queen over king, two over three and if I hit a nine, I'll win the game.

(COUGH)

- Do you need a pill?! - it?!

Oh no. I just wanted to have a chat.

Speak, Everel!

Speak! Oh sure! I'd love that!

What do we want to talk about?

Why don't you tell me how you always escape from prisons?!

Well...let's see...

Once we called a guard,

..we made her approach the cell,

..and we hit her on the head with a frying pan.

Then we took his keys.

Listen, I'd like to make myself a couple of eggs and bacon.

Would you mind passing me that frying pan over there?

(SHOPPING)

Deng!

Dong?!

Ahi!

But, what did you want to do?!

You had a fly on your head, I wanted to kill it.

- Did you take it? - No, I missed it.

Oh, come on, I'll try.

(SHOPPING)

It's too far, I can't get there.

00:45:56,911 Come on, help me get the keys so I can go find Luke.

00:46:13,986 Thank you, Bushwhack, thank you very much.

PROSECUTOR

Excuse me.

- Come on, Jumper, take me to Luke? - And where else?!

Let's rob the bank again!

It's useless, Joe, those poor fellows have no more money. We took everything from him.

Lotta ran away, she's gone. There is no more!

- I entrusted it to you, turnip head! She-she She managed to cheat me.

It wasn't fair, Joe. She's too smart.

- He's going to free Luke. - We better get out of here.

Shut up, let's think for a moment!

- We're the only ones who know where Luke is, right? - (together) Yes.

- We're the only ones with the antidote, right?! - Right.

And what are we worried about?!

Luke is gone. Left! Left!

Jumper: Gone! Left! Left!

It must have drifted somewhere and the wind will have erased its tracks.

Oh, Luke, who knows how much you'll be suffering...

They kissed!

Luke. Luke.

What are you trying to tell me?

- You speak my language. - Yes. And you shouldn't be talking at all.

Now you need to rest.

- What's your name? - White Fawn. Now shut up and drink this.

It is an ancient Indian potion, very effective for regaining strength.

It has been passed down to us for countless generations.

What do you call it?

- Chicken broth. - Ah!

That's it, that's enough now, you need to rest.

- Come on, tell us, how is he? Will he get away with it? - Better.

White Fawn: He's strong, that's why he lasted so long.

00:49:55,262 00:49:59,426 00:50:03,791 You can't park here - it's against the law. You are prohibited from parking.

Hear me out, midget of my boots:

..if there is no one to enforce the law,

..means that there is no law.

So until I see a sheriff's star on your skimpy chest,

..I intend to continue selling my donuts here! And now disappear!

Let me work in peace!

00:50:30,790 We need a sheriff now, a personal sheriff!

Great idea, but who's dumb enough to take the job?!

Fantastic! Sheriff!

Are you sure I got full marks?!

Everel, it was a plebiscite!

- Do you know what to do now? - Of course! I'm sheriff and...

(together) ... and I impose the law.

Perfect! If someone robs the bank in 5 minutes, you know what to do.

Exactly. I... impose... the law.

It seems to be back in the old days. We are going to take 4 steps.

You take a stroll around the bank in about 5 minutes. Here we go!

- Put it all here! - But, Mr. Dalton, this money ..

..they all come from his account. All you need to do is fill out a form.

No Dalton has ever filled out a form. Give me the money!

- Ok, carrion! Stop where you are! - Come on, dear!

I told you: like old times.

Mr. Dalton, the booklet and this is the account opening gift.

- Six crystal glasses. - I don't need the libretto.

Crystal glasses...

Daltons don't let themselves be bribed!

Come on, guys, let's kick up our heels.

I am the law. I said stop where you are, or I'll shoot!

Isn't that amazing?!

Fun! Let's go guys!

(SHOT)

What the hell are you doing?! You don't have to shoot!

You just have to threaten us to make it more real.

But, Joe, I enforce the law...

I never imagined it would come to this.

Regret Lucky Luke... There is no taste without him!

I just hope it's not too late. Let's go guys!

A snake bite would have killed any person.

Luke is not just any person. He can't be far away.

- We have to find him! - But how?!

As he does with us: following the tracks!

There is little to laugh about! I've done it hundreds of times in my life.

It's not that: we were thinking about the ironic side of the situation.

- lronic?! We need him as much as he needs us.

- A kind of wheel of life: once for one... - ... it doesn't hurt anyone.

- In perfect harmony, like the Chinese symbols of Yin... - ... and Yang.

I have often thought of good and evil as two sides of the same coin.

- Certainly: one cannot exist... - ... without the other.

Keep talking nonsense...

... instead of thinking about our situation!

(HIGHING MUSIC)

- The Daltons! - I was thinking...

We are careful not to get caught.

Bushwhack!

(BUSHWHACK ABBAlA)

Bushwhack?!

(HIGHING MUSIC)

Stop, cur!

You left town without my permission! Struggle!

00:55:20,229 Yeah, we got lost too.

Don't tell him!

Come out, I found you!

Yes, he found you.

If you don't come out, I'll kill the dog.

Perhaps...

You don't want to kill Bushwhack?!

I really don't think about it: if I kill the dog, who will find Luke again?!

I will count to three.

One...

Due...

Goodbye, Bushwhack.

Three...

Wait up! Here I am!

I knew! You and the horse, come out with your hands up!

Jumper: As far as I'm concerned, it's a bit difficult.

Well, Lotta. I'm glad you decided to listen to me.

I never thought you'd make it.

- To shoot the dog?! - No, counting to three.

You'll never find Luke without Bushwhack's help and mine.

That stupid animal wouldn't even find a steak in a butcher's shop.

- ln this you are wrong. - For real?! I'm wrong?!

If the dog is as good as you say, how come you haven't found Luke yet?!

Who's to say we didn't find it?! I have his horse!

- I'd like not to get involved. - So?!

Luke has trained the dog to only obey his commands.

Only he and I know the secret word that triggers Bushwhack..

..a superior sense of smell.

- Oh yes? And what is that word?! - First give me the antidote.

- To do what?! - I found him Luke, but I can't cure him.

You can cure it, but you can't find it.

If you give me the antidote, I who have found it, I can cure it.

Why don't you give us the dog? So we can find him, Luke.

And cure him!

- But you always need the secret word! - Tell me!

- If you kill me, you'll never know. - Then I'll shoot the dog.

If you shoot the dog, nobody will need the secret word anymore!

- For a thousand devils, then, who am I shooting at?! - I'm leaving.

Why don't we get together?! So no one will have to give anything to anyone.

We left Luke to die a slow and excruciating death...

... we must find him and bring him back to life.

Let's do this: you give me the antidote, I give you Bushwhack.

Then I whisper the secret word in his ear. Seems like a fair trade to me.

I think it is right!

Done deal.

Get away! Get away!

00:58:39,946 - Nice shot! - Let's hope we made the right move.

Jumper: Does that smoke mean anything to you?

Hang on, Luke! hold on!

00:59:04,029 Your life is precious, and you have to fight for it.

(CANTlCCHlA)

This is my song!

(FLUTE IN THE FAR)

Your life is precious, and you have to fight for it.

>White Fawn: Come on, Luke! Your life is precious!

>You have to fight!

(CANTl lNDlANl lN FAR)

Would you like to pop out of town?!

(SINGING OF THE ROOSTER)

Oh Luke! Thank God you're alive!

A sheriff who dies for such a trivial reason is of no use to anyone.

I suppose I have to give you this back.

(YELL OUT)

Lotta?!

Thank God you're alive!

Where did the princess go? She was here just now...

You made us all sad!

Wander around the desert half dead!

- Here it is, it's over there! - Are you sure it's not just a shirt?

No, Joe, it's really him in the flesh!

(together) It's him!

We found it!

(l D ALTON REJOICE)

Believe me, Lotta wanted to let you die.

- We convinced her to come and find you! - It's true.

(BlSbLGA)

Luke is glad you gave him your time..

..and your energies. And she would like to say just three words.

You are under arrest.

Home Sweet Home.

01:06:35,303 01:06:41,273 - Smith, a watch. - Thank you.

Caroline, two silver jugs.

- Eyes of Lynx, a lamp. - Thank you.

Fermi!

Ciao!

- The usual? - I definitely don't want anything unusual.

So who is this princess, what's her name? White Cart?!

- White Fawn. - Oh!

- I'd love to find her again. - Yeah, I'm sure of it.

To thank her. I didn't get the chance.

She and the other Indian girls disappeared without a trace.

The other Indian girls?!

I think you had a beautiful dream.

No, it wasn't a dream.

Everything I told you about the sheriff, the funeral...

Please, Luke, that Indian tribe is one of the oldest myths around here.

Invented by some lonely cowboy. I have something to show you.

I found this in the library.

See for yourself.

LEGENDS OF THE WEST

01:08:16,985 And yet I assure you that I have seen it. She is the one who saved my life!

I saved your life!

When I found you, you were wrapped up in a blanket like a baby.

- You couldn't even move. - And where did the blanket come from?!

- And where does this come from?! - This piece of tin...

... you lost it during a picnic. I was planning on returning it to you.

How do you know it was there?

Well, I'm sure there's a logical reason behind this story.

After all, people don't just vanish into thin air.

Or maybe yes?!

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