Original subtitles

Jumper: I'm taking my cowboy to the famous penitentiary..

..where the worst offenders in the West are locked up.

But above all habitual residence of the four Dalton brothers.

FORT MUSTANG HOUSE OF D ALTON

Welcome Luke! The show is about to begin.

00:04:02,457 ..in the framework of the Prisoner Rehabilitation Program..

..the Daltons will make us witness a historical interpretation entitled:

Calm!

I said historical, because as in the times of the great author..

..even the female roles will be played by men!

(CROWD PROTESTS)

You have understood? Here they want to make fun of us!

Down with the director! We want women!

00:04:30,010 Let's get the show started!

To be...

...or not to be? That's the problem, if I'm not mistaken.

It is more worthy to suffer the arrows, the crossbow shots of an outrageous fortune or...

Do Yorick's piece!

Alas, poor Yorick! yes, I knew him well!

Like this!

He was a companion of infinite courage...

...a man of excellent qualities.

A thousand times he carried me astride his shoulders...

...here hung the lips that I kissed I don't know how many times.

Very realistic, the excavation of the grave.

Yep, it seems true.

>Oh, look! The King is coming!

Have you seen ''Alas, poor Yorick'' from Hamlet.

And now the balcony scene from ''Romeo and Juliet''.

This is cool!

Careful, Luke, it's a love scene!

But what do I see?

00:06:00,093 She's my woman!

And my love!

(SOSPlRA)

She speaks and says nothing.

See how his hand rests on his cheek?

00:06:20,060 ..and being able to touch that cheek!

It's so romantic it takes my breath away!

Ah-ah...

She speaks! She speaks again, shining angel!

(RlSATE)

You must say: ''Romeo, Romeo, why are you Romeo?''

Perhaps I Romeo should disown my father and give up my name?

But if I don't want to, would you cease to be a Capulet?

Nail.

Thank you.

It was the most inspiring thing I've ever heard in my entire life!

Wish a man would tell me he wanted to be a glove on my cheek!

Who knows where Joe has gone?

Damn! You don't have an ounce of romance in that pumpkin!

You are as expansive as a telegraph pole!

It was just an act, Lotta.

The Men of the West!

They shoot, they kill, they act like savages!

They never tried to dig deep into their souls!

Like him?

I will be the great excavator in ''Twelfth Night''.

A woman just wants poetry, flowers, attention!

Attention, Luke!

But nobody dies in ''Twelfth Night'', it's a comedy!

Interests you? The Daltons are in jail!

(annoyed) You're not responsible, cut it!

If music is food for love, play again!

It comes to my ear as a sweet sound..

.. which blossoms languidly from a field of violets!

(COLPl Dl ZAPPA)

It just is!

Not anymore! It's not as sweet now as it was before!

I want in front of me sweet beds of flowers...

...where thoughts of love are exalted in a riot of lively colours!

- Follow me! - One moment!

- Claim us in the limelight! - Clapping again!

Because they don't want to go back to the cell! I dug a tunnel!

This is our big chance to...

To find out from the director what he thinks of the show!

It was just wonderful!

Too bad all of Daisy Town hasn't seen it!

I would have invited the whole country, but, you understand... security reasons!

Why don't you do the show in town, in my saloon?

Good idea! We can't wait to get back on stage!

The Daltons need to be watched, but Luke can take care of that.

>- No!

- Luke! >- I would say absolutely not.

- What the hell is this pit? - Brilliant idea from the Daltons.

Boys!

Boys! Boys!

The idea was his!

How can you be rehabilitated if you are constantly trying to escape?

This time I sincerely regret.

I see you're making progress, so there's no reason to deprive Daisy Town..

..of the spirit and wisdom of the Great Poet!

She trusts too much.

I trust you, you'll take care of keeping them straight!

I'll tell my friend Betty Lou to make some costumes. She is a phenomenon!

- How long will that take? - Director...

- Let's give her until Saturday. - Sorry...

Let's do Saturday afternoon, so the ladies will come too.

It's decided! I'll take the boys there on Saturday morning, so they can try..

..and we won't bother Luke for more than a day.

- Luke doesn't mind! - I'm sorry!

But how?!

Is that your job!

My job is to keep order, not watch the Daltons!

They'll do great. You'll see, Luke.

- Promise, guys? - I promise!

Really nice work!

- You've outdone yourself, Betty Lou! - I hope they're fine!

00:11:31,699 And what is this?

(embarrassed) That's not for the Daltons.

I hope not! It's delicious!

It's your size, right?

I also made a hat and gloves.

How romantic you are, darling!

I copied it from this.

A love story cannot be read, it must be lived!

You have to be the one to trigger it! Are you interested in anyone in particular?

There is one, but unfortunately, how to say, is busy.

- He is married? - Ninth! Never be!

- Fiance? - No.

Then there's no problem. Don't let him get away!

How can I do? He hasn't even noticed that I exist.

I believe!

You're always locked up at home, but with this...

...he can't help but notice you! Does he come to the show too?

So there's no time to waste, go change right away!

I want to see you in that hat and gloves and all!

- But the Daltons are coming!

And put on makeup! Put some color on those cheeks!

Director: Behave yourself. Don't make trouble for the Sheriff.

We're here, Luke.

These are snacks for Averell.

The creature gets nervous if it doesn't have a mid-afternoon snack.

I'll keep this.

Director: Don't forget, eh!

If you want to rehearse, the stage is available..

..and the costumes are ready.

Lotta, what's the point of all this?

Our sense of responsibility. A little culture never hurts!

And you call that culture?

One leg at a time, like us men!

Better than nothing. And if to hear some poignant word of love..

..I have to wait for the Daltons to tell you, patience!

And then, who knows, maybe they'll be able to give Daisy Town some poetry!

- By the. - And what?!

If you could find the inspiration to tell me how you feel in words!

- Words?! - Words!

Everyone uses them all the time and nothing happens!

It doesn't have to be a poem...

...if you want to tell me you're crazy about me, or something.

Cotto...

...fascinated...

...taken...

A sympathy?

We're scraping the bottom of the barrel, Luke.

Lotta...

...I'm fond of you.

fond of?

POZlONE D'AMORE

(in a Spanish accent) Give me a silver coin..

00:15:26,289 And I bring good luck to those who invite me to stay!

I'm ready to receive my customers! Form a line to my left!

(MENlNl NOISE)

- Hello, Lucky Luke! - Lady.

Good heavens, Luke! Compliment her on the dress!

- Very nice! - Thank you!

Come closer!

00:16:04,411 Give me a silver coin and you will know your future!

No thank you...

Maybe you don't believe in my powers, but I'm Esperanza, the gypsy queen.

I come with the wind and I know many things!

You are...

...secretly in love with a man for a long time.

Is it written in the hand?

But... are you afraid to reveal your feelings to this person...

It must be contagious!

...because you're afraid that this person doesn't match you.

- It's true. - I have just the thing for you!

A love potion! Guaranteed!

Love potion! (RlSATE)

Cursed be the unbelievers! (SPIT)

Make the man you love drink it and he will be yours for life.

But you must be the first person he sees after drinking it.

This potion was brewed in the magic of a midsummer night.

Just one sip and your eyes will open...

...about the infinite possibilities of love...

...of the universe!

But you don't have to trust my words, I'll prove it to you!

Is there a volunteer by any chance?

Why don't you try, Luke?

Really! There is no love potion!

Be careful, if you don't want to be condemned to a life of solitude!

- He's already shaking with fear! - Like this!

(RlSATE)

- Be careful, Luke! - You won't believe this nonsense?

I want more than an aficionado.

I'm coming, gypsy! I'm ready for another man!

Ma guard! Jack Dalton!

Tell me a little about yourself, Jack!

But you're Luke's girlfriend.

That story is over. It's you I want.

Because? I'm not like him!

So much the better!

Come on Jack...

...speak to me with Shakespeare's verses!

I could...

- ...compare yourself to a summer day. - Stupendous!

Looks like real love to me!

What are you going to do now, Luke? Will you fill it with holes like a sieve?

And why should I? I don't even know where jealousy is at home!

I am a reasoning man.

Sorry.

I didn't realize you were so sensitive, Jack...honey!

- Can not run. - How, sorry?

You can't make me jealous by throwing yourself into the arms of a common criminal!

Jack is an uncommon offender!

He's... kind, sensitive, he knows what words to use to get a woman.

And what will become of us?

- Thing? - (quietly) Us!

- Sorry? - We!

It's over for us.

From now on, just Jack and me.

Bene!

- It is fine for me. - Really, Luke?

Is there any reason why it shouldn't fit me?

Absolutely no!

If I seem upset to you, it's only because...

Joe Dalton is missing!

Where are you going?

I was consulting my muse and I was beginning to miss the air.

Get back inside, Joe!

This is barbarism!

You treat me like this because my brother is having fun with your girlfriend!

Start trying!

Everyone on stage! And get it over with, you two!

Why always the side of a girl?

I do Ophelia and I'm not complaining, Averell.

But Juliet hardly ever speaks!

He has a lot of jokes, it's you who can't remember them!

(in Spanish) Thanks!

You will not regret!

This will make me the happiest woman in the world!

- Can I get you anything? - Rest for a moment, Hank!

Thank you!

It's hot today!

- Do you want a Sprilla? - Of course!

Served!

Thank you!

(BLOW)

00:21:52,974 I'll make you pay!

lndietro, oh!

I'll cut you into slices, so you learn!

00:22:03,369 Silence!

We can't try with this racket!

- Is she a Sprilla? - Yup!

I mean, no!

It looks just like a Sprilla, I think.

- What's up? - You drank the love potion.

Seriously?

I feel strongly attracted to you.

Try to stay calm!

I have no other choice, it's fate!

- Please, love me! - What about Lotta?

I don't want Lotta!

But how, you told her...

...to love her!

You compared it to a summer day!

It's a winter's night compared to you!

I can't get away even for a second that...

What happens? Have you lost your powers?

I'm going to get it back.

00:22:57,698 ..and now you've revealed it to me.

I will kneel waiting for your kiss!

Sorry, Lotta. She drank the love potion by accident!

Is this the effect of the potion? She said it was wonderful, but…

Where's my bottle?

This friend needs some fresh air. Keep an eye on him, Jumper.

Don't worry, there's no danger!

Lotta!

Esperanza!

The gypsy!

Are you standing there for some reason?

I drank the potion and now I'm waiting for Lotta to arrive..

..so as soon as I look at her, she will fall in love with me!

Listen, you got it all wrong!

If you want Lotta to fall in love with you..

..you must be the person she sees after she drinks the potion!

Oh, no!

- So can I open my eyes? - You better count to 1 0 first.

One two Three...

At least up to ten.

Don't get any weird ideas!

And get out!

Jolly Jumper...

...why don't you tell me something about yourself?

Not in this life!

It will be difficult, I know...

Of course, it will take some time, but…

But what does it matter?

We have a whole life ahead of us!

It's time to put an end to this little game.

- What you mean? - The potion is a farce.

I don't know how you convinced Jack to listen to you, but...

- I wouldn't be so sure. Look out here. - One moment.

- Fight...

Never seen anything like it!

I love you! I love you! I love you!

I will be yours forever!

Jumper: What did I do wrong?!

It turned his brain!

The thing is, he didn't follow the instructions carefully!

We begin to exaggerate with this story. It's just colored water!

Now I'll prove it to you once and for all!

Give me this stuff!

Cheers!

View? Anything!

(''FOR ELSA'' lN BACKGROUND)

Hit me!

It really works!

Attention, people!

Just for today: two bottles for the price of one!

Jumper: That sucks!

And get out!

(CANTlCCHlA)

#We'll get rich, my darling!#

Avanti!

The potion has no effect, does it?

I've always believed that too.

But now I'm convinced that he has magical powers...

...that I never imagined. And you should know it well!

But I was just pretending!

For real? Don't you feel the least bit attracted by Jack's romantic words?

He has some great qualities that I didn't realize, but...

Oh no! What if you were really in love with Jack?

- Then the potion works! - Could you write it down for me?

No. Look, I don't understand...

I'll ask the horse-loving sucker.

I can't fall in love with Jack, especially now that he's in love with Betty Lou!

Give me the antidote!

No one has ever asked me for the antidote so far! And I don't think it exists!

- So what can I do?! - Accept your fate.

What a mess!

Calm! Calm!

Let me see your hand.

We see...

I see the love line very complicated, many men!

Many men will still have to fall in love with you.

- Molti? - Ms.

I see a philosopher, a traveler, a lawyer, a gunslinger...

...a kind of poet...

...all these men will be full of devotion to you. You're so lucky!

Lucky?

It is not that you are wrong to read?

It's possible.

According to this line ...

For example, I should…

...to meet a dachshund man, you know...with a huge burden!

00:28:57,890 My dear friend, I'm done waiting!

What a bad end!

I need your help.

I can't do anything for your brother!

I'm not here for him, I need the fog.

- Fog? - Fog! For the show.

Dense, enveloping, thick!

Give me a silver coin..

..and I'll get you a fog that will envelop the whole country!

I can pay you after the show, I have to pay a little visit to the bank first.

I give you credit, I want to trust you.

Coffee?

Thank you.

''I should compare you to a summer day..

..when a light and temperate breeze blows.

00:29:59,539 ..the summer storm doesn't last more than a day.

What, my love, can I compare your eyes to?

Turbid is the crystal, compared to them.''

Help me, Lotta! I can't handle this anymore!

Don't look at me like that! At least you have someone who loves you!

To the devil! I do not care!

That rattlesnake and that viper are made for each other!

Don't talk like that about the woman I love!

I gave her a job and some advice! I was friends with her and she repays me like that!

Blowing me the only man I ever loved!

I would come back to you if I could.

I think I'll get over you, Jack.

But I will never forget Betty Lou.

She and Luke will live happily ever after..

..while I'm bound to torment myself for the rest of my days.

Why don't you do us both a favor? Take Betty Lou and take her away!

But if it doesn't fit me at all! How do I get her away from Luke?

00:31:09,937 Here's my gun! Go get the woman you love!

''How your lips tempt me, my love!''

No I can not. She looks so happy!

Do as you please, Jack. But tonight when you're in your cell all alone...

..you will have before you the image of Betty and Luke riding into the sunset.

00:31:41,049 00:31:43,219 I challenge you to a duel!

No! But what a duel! Kidnap Betty Lou and leave with her!

But he will hunt me down! Might as well settle the matter now.

Where did you get that gun from?

With what.

00:32:01,291 Betty Lou, tell Jack this duel must be avoided.

- Nope! - Nope?!

No one has ever stood up for me so far. It will be exciting!

00:32:15,851 ...there is nothing more exciting than two rivals fighting for love.

Come to me, we will see it from the balcony. We'll have a lemonade.

Lotta!

Lotta!

Jack...

Let's talk about.

How many cubes do you want?

- You are welcome? - How many sugar cubes in the lemonade?

- One, I like it a little tart. - Oh yes?

Jack, I don't want to kill you.

- Put that gun away. - I'm a desperate man.

I realize that, but you'll never be able to beat me.

Watch.

Lotta!

- Throw some of those sugar cubes?

Throw them all!

I'm sorry.

As long as you're alive, I'll never win over Betty Lou..

..and without her, my life would be meaningless.

If that's what you want..

I will count to three.

Oh!

Now it makes him a sieve!

One...

...due...

I do it for you, Betty Lou!

No!

00:34:32,049 00:34:35,092 Jack, love, I'll be yours!

How I wish I was the glove of that hand..

..and being able to touch that cheek!

I won't leave you for a minute, Jolly Jumper!

Get it over!

Now I have to go.

You know, it's very strict.

No! He is very much my friend!

Finally life resumes its normal course!

Hey, I saved a man's life today. Don't I deserve at least a thank you?

Thanks for saving Jack's life.

When does it start?

- It is all ready. - No problem with the Daltons?

- No more than usual. - That's what I wanted to hear!

He finally took that weight off you. Are you feeling better, sweetheart?

Yup!

Bene!

That's what it takes, my throat burns.

I burn it all!

- This flavor is familiar to me! - You are wrong.

It was fixed with love potion! This means...

- Wait a minute, guys... - I love you, Lotta!

You love Betty Lou. I love Lotta.

You must be mine... forever!

- Leave me, cursed! - I'll tear you apart!

We begin our show with Ophelia and Hamlet from ''Hamlet''.

My lord, I have here certain memories of you which I have long wanted to return to you!

I beg you...

.. deign to take them back!

Not me, I never gave you anything!

They're killing themselves, we need the fog, now!

Here we go! The show is over and no curtain calls!

- We have to get out of here! - I'm not leaving without Lotta!

Me neighter!

And I'm not leaving without Jolly Jumper!

- Forget them, they're idiots! - I know, but they are my brothers!

Wait a minute, there is no fog in ''Hamlet''!

- Missing that much? - 10 minutes less than the last time you asked.

I can't drive with people blowing on my neck!

Sit down and don't bother!

- And sit down, Averell! - And don't bother!

Why don't you get off and ride the Jolly Jumper?

Never! There is not yet all this confidence!

- I'll go then! - No! No!

- Can you see them? - No, but I can track them.

- What happens? - See that branch?

Be careful!

Be careful!

Jumper: Luckily this was the safe way!

- What do we do now, Joe? - I'm thinking!

You better do it quick, Luke will be here any minute.

Unless he's busy with Betty Lou!

Don't worry, he'll want to take Jumper back.

Then let's split up. We'll see you in the next city!

- Come on, Lotta! - Come on, Lotta!

Leave me!

She loves me! Soon we will have a ranch of our own!

Put the horses in there too, so I can go there too with Jumper!

But really!

Lotta doesn't want to live on a ranch.

He will live with me in the glamorous world of show business!

- Choose your weapon, William! - I choose Lotta's gun!

But that was given to me! You tell him, Lotta!

- Struggle! - Struggle!

00:40:12,136

- I don't love you, Jack. - But you drank the potion.

You too, but can you look me in the eyes and tell me that you really love me?

Well, no.

It's Betty Lou I love.

And that's right, she's a good girl and she's crazy in love for you.

00:40:43,138 - See? - I'll go to her.

- Joe: Get down! -Betty Lou is here and she calls me!

Weren't you in love with Lotta?

- Now it's Betty Lou that I love. - All right.

Now try to forget about it for a while.

We have to deal with Luke and if he throws us back in jail...

...you can say goodbye forever to your beloved Betty.

Do you realize that?!

If we take out Luke, there will be no more obstacles between me and Betty.

You lure him that way and I'll jump on him.

But the swamp is full of little animals!

Now they sleep! Move!

(VERSl SlNlSTRl)

Help, a snake!

You're right, it's a dangerous handkerchief snake.

Do-it-yourself.

Lotta adored, I will love you till death do us part.

It will be much sooner than you think, if you don't get your hands off me!

Listen to me, I don't love you, I could never love you.

You say that because you're still in love with Jack.

But now I fix everything.

Drink.

- Where did you get that? - I stole it from the saloon.

So cute!

Lotta...

I said drink!

When you say good manners!

- And now hug me! - William, I feel nothing for you!

I don't understand. Why didn't it work?

Don't ask me. Maybe he has no power.

If he has no power, I shouldn't be in love with you either.

- And are you? - Of course!

- How much? - So, so much!

To the point of giving up your career? To the lights, to the applause...

This no!

How happy I am! Go, William! The theater is calling you!

William! - I'm coming!

It will be Averell.

William!

William!

Pay attention! There's Luke around here, he's looking for us!

I won't get caught!

I want to be an actor!

Let's see what you can do.

stop Lotta!

It's over for you!

- You won't make it. - I won't make it, huh?

Now you will notice.

Mamma mia, how scary!

Do it yourself?

Don't worry, I'll be right back.

How witty you are!

Lucky Luke!

This one is dry!

Say your prayers!

Look out, Joe!

If you shoot me who's gonna take you out?

Decide quickly.

You're too short to take it easy.

Don't just stand there! Get me out!

Hurry up!

The gun!

I beg you...

Presto!

So?

What are you still waiting for? Get me out!

00:46:14,895 Help me!

Help! Lucky! I beg you!

00:46:23,855 Get me out!

Lucky!

Help Lucky!

Sweet dreams!

Lotta!

(softly) Fight!

I know I don't talk much, but...

...that doesn't mean I don't feel anything for you.

Whatever he says to you, it's just words...

...and words are a limit for feelings.

And I don't want there to be any boundaries between us, so I'm not saying anything.

But I'm close to you and if I leave I always come back. This shows that I try...

...something for you.

That's it.

You are in my heart.

When I'm away, it's you I miss.

You are my family, my best friend, I count on you a lot.

I know what you're worth.

I could tell you this when you're awake!

Jumper: Now let's start thinking!

- Hey, what are your intentions? - It's time to go home!

- Where's Averell? - I have no idea.

Look over there!

A moment of silence for our poor deceased brother.

Ah, that's where my hat was!

I had the weirdest dream last night. I fell in love with Jolly Jumper!

POZlONE D'AMORE

It seems to me a futile effort. It's just a rip off!

Do not say that. Betty Lou and I really love each other.

William is right! - Jack is right!

- Who else took it? - Luke took it!

Let's hear, what do you say?

Now what about these guys, cowboy?

Luke, did the potion make you fall in love with Betty Lou?

No.

- View? - I drank without removing the cork.

Jumper: That straight!

- So you were pretending! - Yup!

- Why did you do that? - I do not know.

Luke, that's the most romantic thing you've ever said to me!

Oh yes?

00:50:14,214 Did this potion work or not?

It changed my life!

I love you, Jack.

And I will love you forever!

- But this is goodbye! - Thing?!

I want to be free like a gypsy!

But darling!

Go where the wind takes me! I want to know the world!

- Can I come with you, Esmeralda?

But call me Ethel!

Come on, come on.

How excited I am!

Start a new life!

Welcome back guys!

Thanks Luke!

Just the slip!

- I think we'll meet again. - Struggle!

Lotta...

I know I don't talk much, but that doesn't mean that...

He saved me from the Daltons, that's all you need to say. Now it's all clear!

- Lotta, I... - Luke...

I swear I don't care if you don't say more words of love to me.

- Fight... - That's enough, Luke.

Ride into the sunset with a clear conscience.