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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:36,368 AHAHAHAHA! 2 00:00:49,984 --> 00:00:51,283 Zim: MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! HEY, MY TALLEST! 3 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:55,654 MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! 4 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:58,790 HEY, HEY! HEY, OVER HERE, MY TALLEST! 5 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:01,926 MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! 6 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:03,862 MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! 7 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:06,565 HEY! MY TALLEST, MY TALLEST, MY TALLEST! 8 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:08,867 HEY! HEY! HEY! 9 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:11,503 HEY! MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! 10 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:15,941 MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! 11 00:01:16,010 --> 00:01:18,576 HEY! MY TALLEST! 12 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:22,848 MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! 13 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:27,419 MY TALLEST! HEY! HEY! MY TALLEST! 14 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:31,355 MY--MY TALL-- HEY, MY TALLEST! 15 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:33,291 IT'S ME! LOOK AT ME! 16 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,360 MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! 17 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,328 MY TALLEST! 18 00:01:37,397 --> 00:01:39,898 I WAS CURIOUS TO SEE 19 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,766 WHEN YOU'D SHUT UP ON YOUR OWN, 20 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:44,903 BUT IT'S BEEN 3 HOURS NOW, ZIM. 21 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:46,304 3 HOURS! 22 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:48,339 SO, WHAT IS IT? 23 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:50,308 I JUST NOTICED THAT YOU'RE TRAVELING 24 00:01:50,377 --> 00:01:52,677 CLOSER TO THE EARTH THAN EVER BEFORE. 25 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,345 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 26 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:56,348 OH, I KNOW ALL KINDS OF THINGS ABOUT YOU. 27 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:57,515 PRETTY CREEPY, HUH? 28 00:01:57,584 --> 00:01:58,951 ANYHOW, I WAS-- 29 00:01:59,019 --> 00:02:01,786 HEY! THAT IS CREEPY. 30 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:03,221 YOU'RE CREEPY, ZIM. 31 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:06,724 HEH HEH. YES, I SURE AM. 32 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,693 ANYHOW, SINCE YOU'RE SO NEARBY, 33 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,261 YOU COULD COME SEE ME INITIATE 34 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:12,797 MY NEWEST, MOST DIABOLICAL PLAN 35 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,300 TO DESTROY THE HUMANS. 36 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:17,536 I MADE SANDWICHES. 37 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:19,504 UH, LOOK, ZIM, 38 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:21,373 MAYBE WE'LL STOP BY ON OUR WAY BACK FROM 39 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:22,708 WHEREVER WE'RE GOING. 40 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:24,042 BUT-- SORRY, ZIM. 41 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:26,778 UH, WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY AN ENEMY VESSEL! AAH! 42 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:29,447 OOH! OH, GOTTA GO! GOTTA GO! 43 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:33,084 ENEMY VESSEL. HA! 44 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,754 AS THOUGH ANYONE WOULD DARE GO UP AGAINST THE MASSIVE. 45 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,556 YEAH, THAT IS PRETTY FUNNY. 46 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,859 HEY! SOMEONE'S MAKING DONUTS! 47 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:44,128 [BOTH CHEERING] 48 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,081 Computer: MASTER, THE TALLEST CUT THE TRANSMISSION 49 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:04,016 AN HOUR AGO. 50 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:09,254 HEY, THEY DID CUT THE TRANSMISSION. 51 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:11,022 THE TALLEST FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THAT 52 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:12,857 I'M INVITING THEM FOR FRONT-ROW SEATS 53 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:15,393 TO THE END OF ALL MANKIND! 54 00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:16,628 MY LATEST PLAN. 55 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,964 THE LATEST PLAN IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE. 56 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,898 [ALARM SOUNDING] 57 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,703 D'OH! THIS THING NEEDS CONSTANT ADJUSTMENTS 58 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:25,837 TO KEEP IT ASLEEP, 59 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:27,405 BUT ONCE LET LOOSE ON THE SURFACE, 60 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:29,508 IT'LL EAT THE BRAINS OF ALL HUMANS! 61 00:03:29,576 --> 00:03:32,310 THE TALLEST WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS THAT. GIR! 62 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,512 IT'S ME! 63 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:37,449 I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG! 64 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:41,385 I WAS WONDERING WHAT THAT TURKEY WAS DOING THERE. 65 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:44,289 GIR! I'M DELAYING THE BRAIN PARASITE PLAN FOR NOW. 66 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:45,289 I WANT YOU TO-- 67 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:49,293 I WAS THE TURKEY! ME! 68 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:51,963 YES, SO YOU WERE. 69 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:54,632 LOOK! JUST MONITOR THESE CONTAINMENT LEVELS. 70 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,567 I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOLLOW INTERFACE ROOM. 71 00:03:56,636 --> 00:04:00,037 OKEY-DOKEY. LOOK AT ME GO. I'M DOING IT! 72 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:02,908 IF THOSE LEVELS GO CRITICAL EVEN SLIGHTLY, 73 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,243 THE BRAIN PARASITE WILL ESCAPE INTO THE BASE 74 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:06,845 AND BRING ABOUT A PAIN UNLIKE 75 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,014 ANY KNOWN FORM OF PAIN. 76 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,382 WHOO! 77 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:16,388 [GROANING] 78 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:18,290 WHAT'S YOUR BROTHER DOING THIS TIME? 79 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:21,159 HE'S NOT TRYING TO RAISE THE DEAD AGAIN, IS HE? 80 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:23,995 ALWAYS WITH THE DEAD, THAT BOY. 81 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:28,399 HE'S TALKING. 82 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:31,169 OH, IS THAT ALL? 83 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:33,171 DAUGHTER, SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO TALK. 84 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:36,174 YOUR BROTHER LIKES TO TALK ABOUT INSANE THINGS. 85 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:39,410 MAYBE HE'LL BECOME LESS INSANE IF YOU LISTEN. 86 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:43,915 BUT HIS VOICE FILLS ME WITH A TERRIBLE RAGE. 87 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:47,719 I KNOW IT DOES, HONEY. I KNOW IT DOES. 88 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:51,456 [GROANING] 89 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:53,291 PEOPLE, THESE ARE THINGS THAT WE HAVE TO STUDY. 90 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,460 WE HAVE TO GET RIGHT IN AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT. 91 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:57,695 DISSECT IT. HAVE TO REMOVE THINGS. 92 00:04:57,764 --> 00:04:59,931 HAVE TO UNDERSTAND. COMPREHEND. 93 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:05,937 ANYHOW, OK. LET'S LOOK OVER THE NEWER DISCOVERIES. 94 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:06,972 FIRST YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT 95 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:09,207 HOW I PLANTED THE SPY BUG IN ZIM'S LAB 96 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:10,741 DURING THE WHOLE T'AK INVASION. 97 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:14,879 MMM, YEAH. YOU REMEMBER. 98 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:18,516 AHH. WASN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL? 99 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:21,152 AHH. LET'S GO BACK THERE FOR A SECOND. 100 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:23,921 HEY! LOOK AT THAT GARBAGE CAN! 101 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:24,856 UHH! 102 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:32,931 Boy: YES! IT IS RATHER IMPRESSIVE, THAT CAN. 103 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,032 I CAN SPY ON ZIM IN HIS OWN BASE, 104 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:37,802 NOT TO MENTION STEAL DATA FROM HIS MACHINES. 105 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:40,038 SECOND, T'AK'S CRASHED SPACESHIP. 106 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:41,539 I HID IT IN THE GARAGE. 107 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:44,308 IT DOESN'T FLY YET, BUT I'VE BEEN ABLE TO USE THE ONBOARD COMPUTER 108 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:46,210 TO DECIPHER SOME OF ZIM'S DATA. 109 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:49,714 GOOD IDEA, GAZ. MAKE SOME POPCORN. 110 00:05:49,782 --> 00:05:53,051 WE'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT DECIPHERING THIS STUFF. 111 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,820 I WONDER WHERE ZIM WAS GOING. 112 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:57,088 Zim: ♪ DO-DE-DO-DO- DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO ♪ 113 00:05:57,156 --> 00:05:58,523 ♪ DO-DO-DAH! ♪ 114 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:00,025 OPEN A COMMUNICATION LINE WITH 115 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:02,727 PRISONER NUMBER 777 ON PLANET VORT. 116 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:07,766 PLANET VORT? TIME TO WAKE UP, MY LITTLE ALIEN SPACESHIP. 117 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:09,834 WE HAVE WORK TO DO. 118 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:11,236 Computer: REMOTE LINK ENABLED. 119 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:21,512 PLANET VORT. 120 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:23,280 ONCE AN ALLY OF THE IRKEN EMPIRE, 121 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:26,351 THE VORT SUPPLIED EARTH WITH ADVANCED MILITARY TECHNOLOGY. 122 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:28,653 RECENTLY CONQUERED BY INVADER LARD, 123 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:32,190 VORT IS NOW IRK'S TOP MILITARY RESEARCH PRISON. 124 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:34,192 HUH. WHAT IS IT THIS TIME, ZIM? 125 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:36,761 DETAILED CONTROL SCHEMATICS FOR THE MASSIVE 126 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,531 AND INSTRUCTIONS FOR REMOTE COMMAND CHAIR. 127 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,699 THE TALLEST'S COMMAND SHIP? 128 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:43,634 THAT WOULD BE WRONG! 129 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:46,872 IT'D INFURIATE THE ARMADA! 130 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:49,073 I DESIGNED THAT SHIP, YOU KNOW. 131 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,375 HERE YOU GO. 132 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:53,578 HEH HEH HEH HEH. 133 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:55,847 WITH THIS, I CAN PILOT THE MASSIVE 134 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,649 AND BRING THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST HERE 135 00:06:57,718 --> 00:07:03,321 TO WITNESS MY INGENIOUS EVIL. [LAUGHS] 136 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:07,825 NOOO! 137 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:13,265 SON, THERE'D BETTER NOT BE ANY WALKING DEAD UP THERE. 138 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,533 IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, DAD, 139 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:18,236 AND I SAID I WAS SORRY ABOUT THAT. 140 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:20,438 ZIM'S BRINGING HIS LEADERS TO EARTH. 141 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:21,472 GOTTA ACT QUICK. 142 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:30,982 UHH! 143 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,683 [WHIMPERING] 144 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:50,468 [BOTH SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY AND MUNCHING] 145 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:58,342 HEY. 146 00:07:58,411 --> 00:07:59,777 WHOSE SHIP IS THAT? 147 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,195 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 148 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:28,339 ALL RIGHT. THIS IS IT. 149 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:30,141 OUR FIRST ACT OF RESISTANCE 150 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:33,011 AGAINST OPERATION IMPENDING DOOM 2. 151 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,346 WHOO! ALL RIGHT! 152 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:37,081 THAT'S THE MASSIVE OUT THERE. 153 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,883 MY PEOPLE DESIGNED MOST OF THAT THING, 154 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:40,651 SO I KNOW HOW POWERFUL IT IS. 155 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:44,688 WE'RE GONNA DIE! WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS? 156 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:46,157 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 157 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:47,959 AH, MINE. 158 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,227 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 159 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:51,062 All: AWW. 160 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:53,597 [CLEARS THROAT] WELL, IF WE CAN JUST 161 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:56,067 KNOCK A HOLE IN ONE OF THE SIDE STORAGE PODS, 162 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,403 WE CAN STEAL THE SNACKS THAT FALL OUT 163 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:01,273 TO FEED THE GROWING RESISTANCE 164 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:07,578 WE'RE GONNA DIE! [SOBBING] NO. 165 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:10,115 THAT'S A VORT SHIP. 166 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:11,582 I DIDN'T THINK THERE WERE ANY OF THOSE LEFT. 167 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,084 CALL THEM AND TELL THEM 168 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:16,487 WE'RE GOING TO BLOW THEM UP. HA! 169 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:20,725 AAH! THEY'RE HAILING US! THEY'RE HAILING US! 170 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:24,161 QUICK, WE NEED A NAME. 171 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,696 WE CAN'T FORM A RESISTANCE 172 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,332 AND NOT HAVE A NAME! 173 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,268 HOW ABOUT THE PIRATE MONKEYS? 174 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:31,502 IT'S AN AWESOME NAME. 175 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,072 HMM. NO. 176 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,174 WE NEED SOMETHING SCARY. 177 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:41,780 SOMETHING TO STRIKE FEAR INTO ALL WHO HEAR OF THE RESISTANCE. 178 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:43,681 I GOT IT! I GOT IT! 179 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,858 IDENTIFY YOURSELVES. 180 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:57,328 WE ARE THE RESISTY. 181 00:09:57,397 --> 00:10:00,298 WE HAVE COME TO-- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 182 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,800 DID YOU SAY "THE RESISTY"? 183 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:05,703 YES, YES. THE RESISTY. 184 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,572 ANYHOW, WE HAVE COME-- 185 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,240 THAT'S A STUPID NAME. 186 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:12,877 SEE? I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID! 187 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,746 WHY DO I KEEP LISTENING TO YOU? 188 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:16,180 I DON'T KNOW. 189 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,049 DESTROY THEM! 190 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:22,387 FIRE SOME KIND OF LASER THINGY AT 'EM! 191 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:23,654 RIGHT NOW! 192 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:28,426 All: WHOOOAAA! 193 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:31,529 [BOTH LAUGHING] 194 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,531 All: AAH! 195 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,533 [BOTH GOBBLING] 196 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,402 Both: AAH! 197 00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:45,210 [ALL SCREAMING] 198 00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:50,648 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 199 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:54,852 WHY HAVE WE LOST CONTROL? [INDISTINCT] 200 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,787 All: WHOOOAAA! 201 00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:17,775 WHOOOAAA! 202 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,711 [LAUGHS] 203 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,316 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE TALLEST'S FACES WHEN THEY GET HERE. 204 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,450 THEY'LL BE SO HAPPY! 205 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:30,020 Zim: WHOOOAAA! 206 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,623 AAH! 207 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,526 MY TALLEST! OUR WEAPONS ARE OFFLINE! 208 00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:37,362 WE'RE DEFENSELESS! 209 00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:39,797 Both: AAH! 210 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,300 YOU HEAR THAT? THEIR WEAPONS ARE DOWN! 211 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,970 AFTER THEM! GET THOSE SNACKS! 212 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:16,267 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 213 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,169 I'M RUNNING A MANUAL DIAGNOSTIC 214 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,370 TO FIND THE PROBLEM! 215 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,839 YOU SAVE THE DONUTS! 216 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,210 Both: AAH! 217 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,117 HEY! I DIDN'T TELL THE SHIP TO DO THAT! 218 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,122 I TOLD THE SHIP TO DO THAT, 219 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,390 AND IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING, 220 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:42,293 TO PROJECT THIS HOLOGRAM OF ME, 221 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,062 AND TO CONTROL YOUR LEADER'S SHIP. 222 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,396 DAMN THAT. 223 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,465 GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER! 224 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,001 YOU'LL RUIN EVERYTHING. 225 00:12:50,471 --> 00:12:52,337 Red and Purple: AAH! 226 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,242 HEY, QUIT IT! 227 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,411 LET GO! IT'S MINE! 228 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,180 [GRUNTING] 229 00:13:03,317 --> 00:13:06,818 All: AAH! 230 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,753 Both: WHOOOAAA! 231 00:13:16,397 --> 00:13:17,629 Red: IT AIN'T SO BAD. 232 00:13:17,698 --> 00:13:18,830 Purple: I THINK SO, TOO. 233 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,043 Both: AAH! 234 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,953 WHOO! ANYONE THINK THAT WAS COOL? 235 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,421 PLEASE RESPOND. 236 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,657 THEY'RE GETTING AWAY! LET'S GO! 237 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:49,361 HA! VOICE INTERFACE BACK ONLINE. 238 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,796 COMPUTER, CHECK EACH SYSTEM FOR CAUSE OF PROBLEM. 239 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,732 [STAMMERING] 240 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,912 [BOTH GRUNTING] 241 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:12,917 IS THAT IRKEN EQUIPMENT YOU'RE USING? 242 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,854 THAT'S T'AK'S SHIP YOU'RE SITTING IN, ISN'T IT? 243 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,656 YES, IT IS, ZIM. IT FELL FROM-- 244 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:18,656 ISN'T IT! 245 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,291 I SAID IT WAS! 246 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,627 MAN, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH LISTENING, ZIM. 247 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:23,762 ISN'T IT! 248 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,299 Computer: WARNING. PARASITE CONTAINMENT LEVELS 249 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,366 ARE CRITICAL. 250 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,201 OHH, GIR! 251 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,304 [MUTTERING] 252 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,439 Computer: WARNING. THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR. 253 00:14:34,508 --> 00:14:36,508 OH, LET THE ROBOPARENTS HANDLE IT. 254 00:14:36,577 --> 00:14:37,442 THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FOR! 255 00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,724 [ALARM SOUNDING] 256 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,060 [GURGLING] 257 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,970 GIR! GET UP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 258 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,472 I MADE MASHED POTATOES. 259 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:14,612 YES, AND MUFFINS. NOW FIX THE CONTAINMENT LEVELS! 260 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,514 NOW, GIR! 261 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,384 Computer: ALERT! SOMETHING IS HAPPENING AT THE FRONT DOOR! 262 00:15:19,453 --> 00:15:21,619 SOMETHING HORRIBLE. 263 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,554 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 264 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,159 [EXPLOSION] AAH! 265 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,661 GIR! TAKE THE MASSIVE'S 266 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:30,662 CONTROLS IN THE OTHER ROOM. 267 00:15:30,731 --> 00:15:32,397 I HAVE TO GO UP ABOVE. 268 00:15:32,466 --> 00:15:36,667 YAY! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAID! 269 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,640 Woman: HEY! HEY! 270 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:43,675 AAH! 271 00:15:43,744 --> 00:15:46,411 HEY! HEY, EVERYONE! 272 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:49,281 HEY, EVERYONE! HEY! 273 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:50,482 COME ON OVER, EVERYONE, 274 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,317 AND HELP US EAT THIS LITTLE BOY! 275 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,552 [GOBBLING] 276 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,488 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 277 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:02,127 NO! NO! WE'RE NORMAL! WE'RE NORMAL! 278 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,962 ♪ DO-DO-DO-DO- DO-DO-DO ♪ 279 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,232 [GRUNTING] 280 00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:08,666 UHH! 281 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,539 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 282 00:16:14,608 --> 00:16:17,008 THAT'S BAD MANNERS, SON. 283 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,110 I GUESS WE HAVEN'T TAUGHT YOU WELL ENOUGH. 284 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:23,614 WE DON'T SPEND ENOUGH QUALITY TIME TOGETHER. 285 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:28,719 [GROWLING] TIME TO LEARN YOU A LESSON. 286 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:33,057 AWW. LET ME GET THE CAMERA. 287 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:36,160 [WHIMPERING] 288 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,262 UHH...UHH! 289 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,866 Man: LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE PLAYING BALL IN THE HOUSE, BOBBY. 290 00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:43,735 [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] PAY ATTENTION TO THE MAID. 291 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,204 [WOMAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 292 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,707 Hologram: HEY, QUIT IT! YOU'RE MESSING ME UP! 293 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,775 IT'S MY SHIP. WOULD YOU LEAVE IT ALONE? 294 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,344 COME ON. IT'S MY TURN. 295 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,645 THIS SUCKS. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 296 00:16:53,714 --> 00:16:54,712 [INDISTINCT] COME ON, LET ME TRY. 297 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,214 COME ON, GIVE IT TO ME. PLEASE, LET ME TRY. 298 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,082 IT'S MY TURN. YOU KNOW WHAT? 299 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,284 OK, GIR, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. 300 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,653 GO BACK TO THE CONTAINMENT ROOM 301 00:17:01,722 --> 00:17:02,653 AND KEEP THE LEVELS RIGHT. 302 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:03,821 DO YOU HEAR ME? 303 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,157 THIS IS YOUR GREATEST MOMENT EVER. NOW, GO! 304 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,092 [INDISTINCT] 305 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,366 T'AK'S SHIP MUST BE REALLY POWERFUL 306 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,869 IF IT'S MORE THAN A MATCH FOR YOUR ENTIRE BASE. 307 00:17:17,938 --> 00:17:19,570 YOU'RE LOSING, ZIM. 308 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,340 NEVER! CHECK THIS OUT. 309 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,581 [GRUNTING] Aliens: WHOA, WHOA!... 310 00:17:38,859 --> 00:17:40,892 WHEE! WHOA... 311 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:44,429 WHEE! 312 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,565 YOU'RE NOTHING, EARTH BOY. 313 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:49,334 GO HOME AND SHAVE YOUR GIANT HEAD OF SMELL 314 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,902 WITH YOUR BAD SELF. 315 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:56,541 OK. THERE'S ALL KINDS OF THINGS WRONG WITH WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 316 00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:57,942 [GRUNTING] UHH! 317 00:17:58,011 --> 00:17:59,010 Aliens: WHOA! 318 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,278 UHH! UHH! 319 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,580 Aliens: WHOA! 320 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,115 UHH! UHH! 321 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,150 Aliens: WHOA! 322 00:18:05,219 --> 00:18:06,818 UHH! UHH! UHH! 323 00:18:06,887 --> 00:18:07,919 Aliens: WHOA! 324 00:18:07,988 --> 00:18:09,754 [GRUNTING] 325 00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:11,656 Aliens: AAH! UHH! UHH! 326 00:18:11,725 --> 00:18:12,690 UHH! UHH! 327 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:17,662 COME ON, SON. LET'S GO PLAY IN THE TOILET! 328 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,231 AAH! 329 00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:21,899 UHH! UHH! UHH! 330 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,268 COMPUTER! LAY DOWN THE FORCE FIELD! 331 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:27,671 Computer: FIELD IN PLACE. 332 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,375 P.S., I HAVE LOCATED AN ALIEN MONITORING DEVICE 333 00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:31,375 WITHIN THE BASE. 334 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,844 MONITORING DEVICE? 335 00:18:32,913 --> 00:18:36,814 HA! I FOUND YOUR SPY BUG, DIB. 336 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:39,884 COMPUTER, LOCK ONTO DIB'S TRANSMISSION SIGNAL 337 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,153 AND TRANSMIT A LITTLE SIGNAL OF OUR OWN. 338 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:43,721 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ZIM? 339 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,057 THAT'S IRKEN TECHNOLOGY YOU'RE SITTING IN, DIB. 340 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,825 I'M JUST REMINDING IT, IS ALL. 341 00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:56,768 Second computer: SECURITY DEFENSE SYSTEMS ACTIVATED. 342 00:18:58,605 --> 00:18:59,770 INTRUDER DETECTED. 343 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,939 GET YOUR FILTHY ALIEN MEAT 344 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,441 OUT OF THE COCKPIT. 345 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,710 WHAT THE? T'AK? 346 00:19:05,779 --> 00:19:09,981 ALMOST. I'M T'AK'S DOWNLOADED PERSONALITY INTERFACE, 347 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:12,650 AND IT SEEMS YOU'VE STOLEN ME. 348 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,418 UHH! OHH! 349 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,757 NO! THE MASSIVE'S ALMOST HERE! 350 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,126 YOU GOT TO LET ME IN! 351 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:24,295 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 352 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,364 IT'S OVER, DIB. 353 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,333 DUN-DUN-DUN! 354 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,448 I THINK I'VE LOCATED THE SOURCE OF THE PROBLEM. 355 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,685 A SIGNAL COMING FROM PLANET EARTH, 356 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:48,720 LOCKED ONTO... 357 00:19:51,058 --> 00:19:52,490 OUR POWER CORE! 358 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,991 ZIM. 359 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,693 ARE WE GONNA BLOW HIM UP? 360 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,795 YES, BUT FIRST THINGS FIRST. 361 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,564 WE'VE GOTTA DITCH OUR POWER CORE. 362 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,633 BEAM THE POWER CORE INTO THE RESISTY'S SHIP. 363 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,834 IT'LL BE THEIR PROBLEM. 364 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,735 WE HAVE A PROBLEM, SIR. 365 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,738 THERE'S GOOD NEWS AND BAD. 366 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:11,242 A PROBLEM? HOW? THEY'RE SITTING DUCKS. 367 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,644 ASIDE FROM ALL THE INSANE FLYING AROUND. 368 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,518 All: YEAH! 369 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:24,255 UHH! WAS THAT PART OF THE BAD NEWS? 370 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:28,093 YEAH. OUR POWER CORE HAS BEEN TELEPORTED 371 00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:29,694 OUT OF THE SHIP. 372 00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:31,529 AND THE GOOD NEWS? 373 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:35,767 WELL, IT'S BEEN REPLACED BY A NEW, HORRIBLE ONE. 374 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:39,270 WE'RE BEING PULLED TOWARDS A NEARBY PLANET. 375 00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:40,371 WE'RE GOING TO CRASH. IT'S GOING TO HURT. 376 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,741 I DON'T WANT TO! [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 377 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:47,778 AAH! I MEAN, EVACUATE THE SHIP. 378 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,413 [ALL SCREAMING] 379 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,283 ACTIVATE THE SHRINKY SELF-DESTRUCT. 380 00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:54,119 NO ALIEN THIEVES ARE GOING TO STEAL 381 00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:55,420 THE SECRETS OF THIS SHIP. 382 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:58,022 Computer: SHRINKY SELF-DESTRUCT ACTIVATED. 383 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,124 HEAR ME, IRKEN SCUM. 384 00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:04,328 YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF THE RESISTY! 385 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:05,329 All: AAH! 386 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,265 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S STILL OUR NAME. 387 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,043 [BOTH LAUGHING] 388 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,213 Zim: UGH! WATCH, DIB. 389 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,048 WATCH AS I BRING A ROYAL AUDIENCE 390 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,985 TO THE DOWNFALL OF THE HUMAN RACE! 391 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,586 I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THAT. 392 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:29,987 OH, OK. 393 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:31,588 WAIT! THAT'S TOO BAD! 394 00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,724 BECAUSE MANKIND ENDS NOW! 395 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,160 AND TO MAKE IT EVEN SWEETER, 396 00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:36,427 I'LL LAND THE MASSIVE 397 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:37,428 RIGHT ON TOP OF YOUR 398 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,664 LANDING PAD-SIZED MONSTER OF A HEAD, 399 00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:41,599 WHICH IS DISTURBINGLY LARGE. 400 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:44,002 NO! QUIT MAKING FUN OF MY HEAD! 401 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,002 AAH! 402 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,939 [ZIM LAUGHS] 403 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,877 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 404 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,988 NOOO! 405 00:22:04,057 --> 00:22:05,923 [SOBBING] 406 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,367 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 407 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:27,444 WHAT? WHERE DID IT GO? 408 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:31,215 HOW? NOOO! 409 00:22:31,284 --> 00:22:36,187 MY TALLEST! TALLEST! 410 00:22:36,256 --> 00:22:38,123 [LAUGHS] 411 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:45,096 LAUGH NOW, DIB. LAUGH WHILE YOU STILL HAVE 412 00:22:45,165 --> 00:22:46,464 A BRAIN TO LAUGH WITH, 413 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:47,931 BECAUSE-- Computer: EMERGENCY. 414 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,133 IN PARASITE CONTAINMENT. 415 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:52,003 EH. AAH! 416 00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:55,406 UH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! 417 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,984 [BEEPING] Computer: LONG-DISTANCE COMMUNICATION 418 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:07,986 BACK ONLINE. 419 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:12,222 NOW LET'S GIVE OUR FRIEND ZIM A CALL. 420 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:15,293 YEAH. I WANT TO MAKE HIM HURT. 421 00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,297 MY BRAIN! MY BRAIN! 422 00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:21,165 [INDISTINCT] 423 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,966 [ZIM SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 424 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:24,135 I'M GOING TO THROW UP. 425 00:23:26,273 --> 00:23:28,939 [RETCHING] 426 00:23:36,515 --> 00:23:39,484 Red: NO! NOT ON THE DONUTS! 427 00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:25,462 Robot: PIRATE MONKEYS! 29947

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