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♪ SO RAISE THE SHIELDS
AND HAVE YOU SOME JOY ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE CHRISTMAS
TIME IS HERE ♪
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[CHEERING]
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THAT WAS GREAT,
MR. SLUDGY.
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NOW WILL YOU
TELL US THE STORY
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OF THE MOST HORRIBLE
CHRISTMAS EVER?
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HA HA HA HA,
NO, LITTLE GIRL.
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NO, I WON'T.
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WAIT! YES, I WILL.
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WELL, IT'S A LITTLE HAZY,
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BUT IT ALL STARTED
2 MILLION YEARS AGO,
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WITH A LITTLE GREEN
NUCLEAR MOLE NAMED ZIM.
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[CAROLERS SINGING]
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NOW ZIM HATED HUMANS
MORE THAN ANYTHING.
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STINK! STINK! STINK!
STINKING HUMANS!
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BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW
MUCH ABOUT CHRISTMAS,
NOW DID HE?
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WATCH MY DOG EAT SNOW!
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YOU! WATCH THE SNOW EATING!
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ARGH! THE AMAZING SNOW EATING
TRICK ISN'T WORKING!
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THE FILTHY, HORRIBLE
HUMANS AREN'T GIVING
US ANY EARTHMONIES!
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WE NEED EARTHMONIES
TO APPEAR AS
NORMAL EARTHPIGS!
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AI-YA!
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MINIMOOSE! HOW MUCH
HAVE WE EARNED?
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[SQUEAKING]
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[SNIFFING]
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TUNA?! TUNA
IS WORTH NOTHING!
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WHY DOES NO ONE
GIVE MONIES TO ZIM?
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THERE! THAT GRUBBY
RED HUMAN!
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HE'S TAKING ALL MY MONIES!
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YAHHHHH!
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YOU! STOP STEALING
ALL THE--
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HMM! HUH? OHH!
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HE'S GOT REINFORCEMENTS!
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THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
WHAT ARE THEY?!
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ZAH! MMMPH.
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[SCREAMING]
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AND WHAT DO YOU WANT,
LITTLE BOY OR GIRL?
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Gir: I WANTS ME
A BARREL OF FLOSS,
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I WANTS ME TWO
BALLS OF GLUE
TO BE MY FRIENDS,
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AND I WANTS TO
GO DANCING NAKED,
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AND I WANTS...
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...AND A CHAIR
MADE OF CHEESE
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AND A TABLE
MADE OF CHEESE
AND A...
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STOP! NO MORE!
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GET THIS KID
AWAY FROM ME!
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MY LITTLE CHILD
JUST LOVES YOU,
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AND I JUST--NOW, GIR!
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LET'S GO BEFORE
ANYONE NOTICES!
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[STRUGGLING SOUNDS]
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ARGH! WHAT IS THAT?
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OH, THAT'S MINIMOOSE,
MY, UH...
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OTHER SIDEKICK. YEAH.
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YEP. BEEN WITH ME
THE WHOLE TIME.
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MMMM-MMMM!
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NO CANDY FOR YOU,
CHUB MONSTER,
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UNTIL YOU TELL ME
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT
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THESE RED BEARDED MEN
WHO SMELL OF HAM AND VOMIT!
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OH, YOU MUST MEAN SANTA.
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YOU ARE SANTA?
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NO, NO. WE'RE JUST
SANTA'S HELPERS.
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AND YOU ALL REPORT
TO THIS...SANTA?
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WELL, NOBODY'S EVER
SEEN THE REAL SANTA,
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BUT THE WORLD OVER
LOVES SANTA.
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AND EVERYONE WAITS
WITH HOPE IN
THEIR HEARTS
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FOR THE DAY WHEN HE
RETURNS TO HIS PEOPLE.
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EVERYONE? HMM.
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COMPUTER, DRAIN THE HUMAN'S
BRAIN OF ALL SANTA KNOWLEDGE!
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"X-MAS"? HMM.
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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YOU STARE AT THAT DOG
EVERY CHRISTMAS, GAZ.
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COME ON, ALREADY.
IT'S CREEPY.
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THREE CHRISTMASES AGO,
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THAT DOG ATE THE HEAD
OFF BITEY THE VAMPIRE.
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YOU SAID SO YOURSELF.
I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN.
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WELL, FIXING
AN ALIEN SPACESHIP
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IS HARD ENOUGH WITHOUT
YOU DISTRACTING ME.
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BESIDES, ANY MORON COULD FIX
THIS SHIP FASTER THAN YOU.
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WELL...CAN ANY MORON
DO THIS?
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[SCREAMING]
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Dib: SORRY, EVERYONE!
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AGAIN!
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[ALARMS SOUND]
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POWER IS RESTORED
TO THE EARTH ONCE MORE.
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IT'S A GOOD THING I EXIST.
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OH, NO! SANTA!
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YES, SANTA CLAUS HIMSELF
HAS RETURNED TO HIS PEOPLE
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AND JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS.
CHECK OUT THIS FOOTAGE.
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[GIR GIGGLING MANIACALLY]
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THE RESPONSE
HAS BEEN OVERWHELMING.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE'S BACK!
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MY HEART EXPLODES
WITH JOY!
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AND EVEN OUR PRESIDENT MAN
HAS GIVEN UP HIS POWER,
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MAKING ROOM FOR SANTA.
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IT'S ALL YOURS, SANTA.
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WE HAVE SANTA HIMSELF IN
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW.
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SANTA, SPEAK TO US.
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PEOPLE OF EARTH,
I HAVE RETURNED.
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TO RECLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE
AS RULER OF THIS WORLD.
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ALL WILL OBEY SANTA
IN THIS NEW WORLD ORDER.
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OH, YEAH! REJOICE, BROTHERS.
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HA HA. THAT SOUNDS
LIKE A LOT OF FUN.
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I'VE NEVER TRUSTED
THAT JOLLY FAT MAN.
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OH, BOY! I ASKED
SANTA TO BRING ME
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12 CASES OF
URANIUM-238! YAY!
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NO! SANTA HAS
LET ME DOWN!
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I WILL TURN
MY BACK ON HIM
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AND DEVOTE A PORTION
OF MY LIFE TO
DESTROYING SANTA!
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AAAAGH!
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AAAAAGH!
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JEEZ, DAD.
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OH, YEAH! AND I COMMAND
ALL YOU EARTHMONKEYS
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TO GATHER AT
THE JOLLY CHRISTMAS RALLIES
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I'M HOLDING ALL OVER THE GLOBE
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TO RECEIVE FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
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EARTHMONKEYS? OH, NO!
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Zim: OH YEAH!
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WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME!
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I ONLY HOPE THE SUIT
CAN ABSORB ALL
THE SANTA DATA.
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THIS IS NOT GOING
TO BE EASY, GIR.
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LOOK AT ALL THOSE...
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[BAAING]
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CHILDREN!
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Announcer: PEOPLE OF EARTH,
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I GIVE YOU SANTA CLAUS.
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Choir chanting: SAN-TA! SAN-TA!
SAN-TA! SAN-TA! SAN-TA! SAN-TA!
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[CHOIR SINGING WORDS]
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HO HO HO!
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SANTA HAS RETURNED FOR
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ALL THE GOOD LITTLE BOYS
AND GIRLS OF THE WORLD
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TO ANNOUNCE A NEW
CHRISTMAS TRADITION.
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[OOHS AND AHHS]
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IT'S THE YULETIDE
HELPING OF SANTA TO BUILD
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A GIANT TELEPORTER
CAPABLE OF SENDING
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ALL HUMANS TO THEIR DOOM!
HA HA HA HA.
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MY LABOR SLEIGHS WILL TAKE YOU
TO THE NORTH POLE,
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WHERE YOU WILL BUILD
THE TELEPORTER!
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WILL BEING TELEPORTED
TO OUR DOOM
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BE FUN AND CHRISTMASSY?
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HO HO HO HO HO HO!
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OF COURSE IT WILL,
YOU HIDEOUS FOOL!
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[CHEERING]
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Crowd: HAIL SANTA! HAIL SANTA!
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SANTA MASTER?
THESE CUTE KIDS
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WOULD LOVE TO
SIT ON YOUR LAP
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AND BEG
FOR PRESENTS.
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PWEASE, SANTA?
PWEEEEEEASE?
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GREAT GHOST OF DOOKIE!
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EH, EH...OF COURSE,
FILTHIES!
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EH, COME TO SANTA.
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YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
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HO HO HO--
OW! OW! OW! EWW! EWW!
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DROOL! GET OFF! WAIT!
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
WHAT IS THE SUIT DOING?!
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HO HO HO, CHILDREN!
I LOVE YOU! ALL OF YOU!
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ELVES, WRAP UP EVERYTHING I HAVE
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AND GIVE IT TO
THESE GOOD PEOPLE HERE.
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NO! GIVE THAT STUFF BACK!
AND GET OFF OF SANTA!
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NOW! GET OFF, GET OFF, GET OFF!
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I DIDN'T TELL THE SUIT
TO DO ANY OF THAT.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER,
SANTA?
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DIB!
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HOW DO WE KNOW
THIS IS THE REAL SANTA?
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EH, OF COURSE I'M SANTA.
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I HAVE ROBOT ELVES.
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[OOHS AND AHHS]
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ROBOT ELVES! JUST LIKE
IN THE STORIES!
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WHAT STORIES
HAVE ROBOT ELVES?
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EVERYONE, REMEMBER
LAST CHRISTMAS
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WHEN YOU THOUGHT
THAT ESCAPED
GORILLA WAS SANTA?
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HE WASN'T?
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[CRYING HYSTERICALLY]
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[CROWD BOOING]
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NOW, NOW, CHRISTMAS
IS A TIME TO BE KIND
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TO ALL THE BOYS AND
GIRLS OF THE WORLD.
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UNLESS THEIR HEADS
ARE FILTHY WITH LIES!
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TO THE JINGLE JAIL
WITH THE NONBELIEVER!
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NO! NO! AH! AH! NO!
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YOU WON'T GET AWAY
WITH THIS, ZIM!
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I WON'T LET YOU
RUIN CHRISTMAS!
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HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, DIB.
MEEEEERRRRRY CHRISTMAS!
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HO HO HO HO HO!
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HO HO HO HO HO!
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HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!
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WELL, THINGS
LOOKED BAD FOR DIB.
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ZIM HAD FOOLED
THE WHOLE WORLD,
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BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW
MUCH ABOUT CHRISTMAS,
NOW DID HE?
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I DON'T GET IT!
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WHY DOES HE WANT TO TAKE
OVER THE EARTH SO BADLY?
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WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO GAIN?
OR TO LOSE?
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AND THE MECHANIZATIONS OF
THIS MALFUNCTIONING SANTA
SUIT COMPLETELY ELUDE ME.
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AS I WAS SAYING,
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THINGS LOOKED BAD FOR DIB.
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ZIM WAS ALREADY
PREPARING FOR HIS TRIP
TO THE NORTH POLE WHEN...
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HURRY IT UP!
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ALL THIS HORRIBLE
JOLLINESS IS GETTING TO ME!
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YOU! STOP BEING JOLLY!
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HMMM. SOMETHING HAS ZIM WORRIED.
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IF I COULD JUST GET
OUT OF THIS CELL, I--
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HEY!
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THESE ARE MADE OF
REAL CANDY CANE.
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IT'S FUNNY,
ROBOT ELF,
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I'VE NEVER SEEN
YOU BEFORE,
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BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
I CAN TALK TO RIGHT
NOW, YOU KNOW?
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MM-HMM.
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IT ALL SEEMED SO PERFECT.
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IF THERE'S ONE THING
HUMANS CAN'T RESIST,
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IT'S A FAT MAN WITH PRESENTS,
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SO I BECAME THAT FAT MAN.
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THE HARDEST PART WAS
MAKING THE SANTA SUIT.
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I USED A VORTIAN
LIQUID SUBSTANCE.
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EVERY MOLECULE IS
A TINY HARD DRIVE
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I FILLED UP WITH ALL
THE SANTA DATA I COULD FIND.
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LOOK AT THAT, THAT'S
MY FAVORITE PART THERE,
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WHEN IT GETS ALL
JIGGLY. JIGGLY!
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AN INGENIOUS BRAIN INTERFACE
ALLOWS ME TO COMMAND THE SUIT.
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THUS I BECOME SANTA!
BUT I THINK I'M LOSING CONTROL.
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I PROGRAMMED IT TOO WELL,
'CAUSE I'M AMAZING,
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AND NOW IT THINKS
IT IS SANTA.
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ANYTHING CHRISTMASSY
MAKES IT GO CRAZY.
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AND IT TAKES OVER,
FILLING ME WITH
HIDEOUS JOLLY FEELINGS!
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I'D DESTROY IT, BUT
I NEED TO PLAY SANTA
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TILL I BEAM HUMANITY
TO THE TALLEST AS SLAVES.
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SLAVES?! THAT'S AWFUL!
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ISN'T IT? BUT
IF THIS SUIT TAKES OVER,
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IT'LL RUIN EVERYTHING!
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♪ WE WISH YOU
A MERRY JINGLY ♪
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♪ WE WISH YOU
A MERRY JINGLY ♪
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♪ WE WISH YOU...♪
230
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NO GIR! NO!
STOP SINGING! NO!
231
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:18,782
HO HO HO, LITTLE FELLOW.
YOU'RE SO CUTE.
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I AM!
233
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:28,025
HO HO HO! MORE
CHRISTMAS POWER FOR SANTA.
234
00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:33,864
DIB! ELVES!
SEIZE HIM!
235
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,468
THIS TIME THROW HIM IN THE
ACTUALLY STRONG JINGLE JAIL.
236
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:40,505
WHY DIDN'T YOU THROW
ME IN THE STRONG ONE
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
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00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,273
YOU CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND
MY AMAZING BRAIN!
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00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:44,875
I HOPE YOU LIKE
SNOW, DIB.
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00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,610
AHHHH!
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00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,253
[RINGING]
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00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,722
GAZ! I'M TRAPPED
IN A FROZEN WASTELAND.
242
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,223
WHO ISN'T?
243
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,859
AND ZIM'S POSING AS SANTA
AND HE'S GOING TO
TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
244
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:03,794
THAT'S GREAT, DIB.
LOOK, I GOTTA GO.
245
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:07,030
OK, GAZ. I THINK
IT'S TIME I TOLD YOU.
246
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:08,732
THE DOG'S INNOCENT.
247
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,335
I USED BITEY THE VAMPIRE
FOR A TELEPORTER EXPERIMENT,
248
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,471
AND SWITCHED HIS HEAD
ONTO A FLY'S BODY.
249
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:19,677
SO IF YOU WANT
TO BEAT ME UP,
250
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,512
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
RESCUE ME FIRST, BECAUSE--
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00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,180
GAZ?
GET IN.
252
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:26,650
WOW! TAK'S SHIP!
HOW DID YOU--
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00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,553
[DIB SCREAMING]
254
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:41,432
MM-HMM. A LITTLE THAT WAY.
255
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,334
NO, A LITTLE BACK.
256
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,369
GOOD. GOOOD.
257
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:48,439
GIR! THE TELEPORTER
IS ALMOST BUILT, GIR.
258
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,442
THIS STABILIZER SHOULD KEEP
THE SUIT FROM GOING CRAZY
259
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,543
AND RUINING THE CEREMONY.
260
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:55,546
♪ JINGLY BELLS, JINGLY BELLS,
JINGLY ALL THE WAY ♪
261
00:16:55,614 --> 00:17:00,518
NO! NOT THE JINGLY BELLS!
262
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,894
ENOUGH JOLLY!
BACK TO WORK, ALL OF YOU!
263
00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:12,730
CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE.
THE MASSES ARE COMING.
264
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,999
I NEED THAT TELEPORTER!
265
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,701
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
I FINALLY FIXED IT!
266
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,705
I'M ACTUALLY FLYING
IN MY OWN ALIEN SHIP!
267
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,340
YOU FIXED IT?
268
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:25,208
WELL, I FIXED
MOST OF IT.
269
00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:26,843
DAD, I NEED YOUR HELP.
270
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,346
LOOK, SON. I'M RIGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF--
271
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,248
BUT IT'S SANTA. HE'S--
SANTA?!
272
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:33,050
HE'S EVIL AND HE WANTS TO
ANNIHILATE ALL MANKIND.
273
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,052
I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME.
274
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,920
SON, I'M GIVING YOU
FULL ACCESS TO
275
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,923
THE ANTI-SANTA ARSENAL
I MADE WHEN I WAS A CHILD.
276
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,092
GOOD LUCK DESTROYING
SANTA, AND MERRY CHRISTMAS.
277
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:55,639
[SQUEAKING]
278
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,174
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
279
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:00,445
HO HO HO HO.
WELL SAID, MINIMOOSE.
280
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,114
PEOPLE OF EARTH,
THE TELEPORTER IS READY,
281
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,216
SO GET INSIDE IT!
HURRY UP!
282
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:08,585
BUT SANTA!
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
283
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:10,654
AREN'T YOU GONNA
SING CHRISTMAS CAROLS?
284
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,293
NO! NO MORE SINGING.
TIME TO TELEPORT.
285
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:18,929
AND AREN'T YOU GONNA
GIVE US ANY PRESENTS?
286
00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:22,500
THERE'S PLENTY OF
PRESENTS FOR YOU IN
THE TELEPORTER. NOW GO!
287
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:23,801
WHEEE!
288
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,816
BUT MR. SANTA,
BEFORE I GO TO MY DOOM,
289
00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:42,319
CAN I HAVE A HUG?
290
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:43,720
HUG?
291
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,892
ARGH! CHILD! SO CUTE!
292
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,296
AND FESTIVE! MUST RESIST.
293
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,733
NO! HO HO HO...
294
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,573
OF COURSE YOU CAN HAVE A HUG,
YOU CUTE LITTLE WOOGIE.
295
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,441
AND LET'S ALL SING MORE SONGS.
296
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:08,112
♪ I AM SANTA, I AM SANTA ♪
297
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,212
NO!
298
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,248
[MUFFLED SCREAMS]
299
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,016
HELP! IT'S ALL LOST!
300
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:16,820
THERE'S NO WAY I CAN GET
OUT OF THIS SUIT NOW.
301
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,023
THE SANTA HAS WON.
302
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:25,596
♪ HO HO HO, HO HO HO,
HO HO HO HO HO ♪
303
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,699
♪ HO HO HO, HO HO HO HO HO ♪
304
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,512
ZIM! YOUR CHRISTMAS TIME IS UP!
305
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:03,867
MALFUNCTION OVERLOAD. HO HO HO.
306
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:09,340
YOU'VE BEEN A BAD LITTLE BOY,
307
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:12,209
NOW SANTA IS GOING TO
DESTROY YOU.
308
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:26,891
ROUGH HIM UP REAL
GOOD, JOHNNY! YEAH!
309
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:45,743
[ROARING]
310
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,418
AH! AHHHHH!
311
00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:59,523
THE SUIT IS WEAKENED!
EXCELLENT!
312
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:07,531
NOW, DIB!
THROW IT INTO SPACE!
313
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:14,371
I DID IT!
CHRISTMAS IS SAVED!
314
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:18,943
HEY! THAT BOY THREW SANTA
INTO THE COLD VOID OF SPACE!
315
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:22,513
CHRISTMAS IS
RUINED FOREVER.
316
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:27,451
WAIT! WOULD THE REAL SANTA HAVE
MUTATED INTO A HORRIBLE BLOB?
317
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,187
AND WOULD SANTA HAVE
TELEPORTED YOU INTO SPACE?
318
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:32,123
YOU WERE SO DESPERATE
FOR A REAL SANTA
319
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:34,257
THAT YOU BELIEVED
A MONSTER IN A COSTUME!
320
00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:36,693
THAT'S NOT CHRISTMAS.
321
00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:38,696
GO HOME, FORGET ABOUT THIS,
322
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:42,199
AND SPEND TIME WITH YOUR
FAMILIES...OR WHATEVER.
323
00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:44,134
THE GIANT METAL
BOY IS RIGHT.
324
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,070
WHAT FOOLS WE'VE BEEN!
325
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,940
WAIT! WILL YOU LISTEN
TO THE EVIL ROBOT BOY
326
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,541
WHO DESTROYED SANTA?
327
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:55,579
OR WILL YOU LISTEN
TO THE EASTER PLATYPUS?
328
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:56,914
EASTER SHRIMP FOR ALL
329
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,149
IF YOU TACKLE THE BOY
WHO DESTROYED SANTA.
330
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:03,721
All: EASTER PLATYPUS,
WE LOVE YOU!
331
00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:08,192
NO! NO! WAIT!
332
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:12,630
AH! OW! OW!
333
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:15,132
WELL, MY EVIL MISSION
WAS A SUCCESS.
334
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,567
NO, IT WASN'T.
335
00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:22,106
SILENCE! AND, UH,
MERRY PLATYPUS,
ONE AND ALL.
336
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:23,640
YAY!
337
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:32,349
Snowman:
AND THAT'S THE STORY OF THE
MOST HORRIBLE CHRISTMAS EVER.
338
00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:34,818
BUT ZIM AND DIB
WERE WRONG THAT DAY.
339
00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:39,222
SANTA WASN'T DESTROYED.
SANTA LIVES ON.
340
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,925
IN THE HEARTS AND
MINDS OF US ALL?
341
00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:45,462
NO! IN SPACE!
GATHERING POWER.
342
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:48,032
AND EVERY CHRISTMAS
HE RETURNS TO EARTH,
343
00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:51,802
AND THAT'S WHY WE ALL LIVE
IN THIS PROTECTIVE DOME.
344
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:52,903
[ALARM SOUNDS]
345
00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,437
LOOKS LIKE SANTA'S HERE.
346
00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:56,907
RAISE THE SHIELDS, CHILDREN!
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