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HEY, INVADER SLACKS!

IT'S PROBING DAY!

WHADDAYA THINK OF THAT, HUH? HUH?

YOU'VE BLENDED IN WELL

WITH THE LARGE-NOSTRILED PEOPLE OF BOOTI NEN,

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...

NOW, IF YOU'LL JUST SHOW US A LITTLE PUPPET SHOW

DEPICTING HOW YOU PLAN TO DESTROY THE PLANET.

PUPPET SHOW?

EVERYONE LOVES PUPPETS,

EXCEPT YOU IT SEEMS. YOU FAIL INSPECTION.

YOU GET A PUMMELING.

AH! AH! AH!

HAPPY PROBING DAY, INVADER SLACKS!

I SHALL...URGGH...

TRY HARDER, SIRS!

AAH! OW!

YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE WE BECAME THE TALLEST...

I...I DUNNO...

IT'S NEAT. AND PROBING DAY JUST MAKES IT EVEN BETTER.

HEY, ZIM'S NEXT ON THE LIST.

SHOULD WE EVEN INSPECT HIM?

I MEAN, HE'S NOT REALLY AN INVADER, AND...

WE HATE HIM.

GREETINGS, MY TALLEST!

WHAA! ZIM?

WE DIDN'T CALL FOR YOU!

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE INTERRUPTING A VERY IMPORTANT--

TODAY'S PROBING DAY, YES?

WELL, I'M READY FOR MY INSPECTION,

AND I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT I HAVE PREPARED--

HOW ABOUT WE JUST PUMMEL YOU AND CALL IT DONE?

BUT YOU MUST SEE THIS!

I HAVE PREPARED A HUMAN EXPERIMENT.

LOOK, ZIM, WE HAVE SOME PUMMELING TO DO, AND--

OH, HURRY UP. ALL RIGHT.

THIS BOTHERSOME DIRT-CHILD WAS CAPTURED

TRYING TO INFILTRATE MY BASE.

I'VE SUSPENDED HIM IN A VARIABLE TIME STASIS FIELD.

I MADE IT MYSELF.

DOES IT NOT AMAZE YOU?

YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, ZIM!

I'M GOING TO...

[SLOWLY] EXPOSE YOU FOR...

[FASTER] THE HORRIBLE ALIEN MENACE THAT YOU ARE AND...

[NORMAL SPEED] SCOOP YOUR INSIDES OUT--

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

AAAAAAAH!

WELL, YOU LOOK REAL BUSY EXPLODING, ZIM.

WHAT A SHAME. MOVING ON NOW.

[HUMMING]

YEAH! YEAH!

TWO WORDS: MORE PUPPETS. YEAH!

[GRUNTING]

THE DIB HUMAN...

HE SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN VAPORIZED...

VICTORY FOR ZIM!

WAIT...LOOK AT THIS PLACE.

GAAAAH!

PROBING DAY IS RUINED!

THE TALLEST SAID THEY WOULD CALL BACK IN AN HOUR!

NO, THEY DIDN'T.

WAIT! IF I CAN FIX UP THE BASE BEFORE THEY CALL...

GIR! BEGIN CLEAN-UP AND REPAIRS NOW!

I DON'T WANNA!

OK!

[SCREAMING]

HEY. LOOKA THAT.

S'ONE OF THEM BIG HEAD BOYS.

[GRUNTING]

OW!

GIR! REMOVE...

WHATEVER THAT THING IS.

YAAAAY!

IT BURNS!

QUIT PLAYING AROUND, GIR!

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET RID OF THIS.

COMPUTER!

ANALYZE THIS...THING.

THING IS RESULTING EXPLOSION

FROM DESTRUCTION OF TIME STASIS FIELD.

AN EXPLOSION? WHY HAS IT NOT EXPLODED THEN?

TELL ME NOW.

EXPLOSION CO-BONDED WITH TIME STASIS FIELD.

RESULT: EXPLOSION IS EXPLODING REALLY, REALLY SLOWLY.

EXPLOSION CANNOT BE EXTINGUISHED.

EXPLOSION MUST EXPAND TO IT'S--

[COUGHING]

INEVITABLE SIZE.

WHAT IS THAT SIZE?

AND WHY IS MY COMPUTER COUGHING?

YES? YES?

NO...NOOO!

ENOUGH ALREADY! SOLUTIONS?

GIVE ME SOLUTIONS!

SOLUTIONS, GIVE ME SOLUTIONS!

EXPLOSION COULD BE DAMPENED, PERHAPS--

THE CITY CESSPOOL! OF COURSE! OF COURSE!

WE'LL DROWN THIS THING IN GARBAGE,

AND THEN GET BACK HERE BEFORE THE TALLEST CALL BACK!

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE CITY CESSPOOL...

YES! INGENIOUS!

COME, GIR!

OK. A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.

OK? STEP FORWARD. OK. LOOK OUT FOR THE MONKEY.

GOT IT. OK. HOW'M I DOING?

OK. MONKEY. GOT IT, OK.

OK? LOOK OUT FOR THE OTHER MONKEY. OK?

OK. GOT IT. OH, NO!

OH, NO! OH, NO!

AAAAAH! AAAAH! AAAAAH!

OK?

OK.

LOOK OUT!

WE CANNOT FAIL, GIR.

EVEN AS A SMALL IRKEN SMEET,

MY DREAM WAS TO PASS PROBING DAY

LIKE A SLORR-BEAST PASSES HER YOUNG...

JIGGLY AND FULL OF JUICE!

I MUST...OH, WE'RE HERE.

[GRUNTING]

THAT WAS YOUR FAULT, GIR.

YOU'RE BAD.

JUST ANOTHER CHALLENGE. GIR!

CROSS TO THE VOOT CRUISER AND WORK THE TRACTOR BEAM.

I'LL HOLD THE EXPLOSION HERE

UNTIL YOU GRAB IT WITH THE BEAM. HURRY!

LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

HE SMELLS REAL BAD.

GIR! STOP!

GO...BEAM...

AAH! AAAAAH!

AAAAH!

PLAN "B"!

UH-HUH. WE HAVE TO HURRY, GIR.

IT'S GROWING FASTER.

[VERY SLOWLY] MUST...FIND...HELP!

HUH. LOOK AT HIM RUN. ALL SLOW LIKE.

QUICKLY, GIR, WE HAVEN'T MUCH TIME.

[GASP]

LOOK! THE CITY CESSPOOL.

SMELLS LIKE HUMAN.

[MOO]

[DING DING]

[DING DING]

[SCREECHING]

[SCREAMING]

[VERY SLOWLY] HEY! COME...BACK!

[BUZZING]

AAH!

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMING]

HEY! COME-A-BACK- A-WITH-A-MY MEAT!

DOG WITH MEAT! DOG WITH MEAT!

AAH!

OOH, OOH, OH!

AAAH!

I'LL SHOW YOU NOT TO STAND AROUND AND DO NOTHING!

[SCREAMING]

AAAH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

HMM.

WELL, WHAT DO YA MAKE OF THAT?

[SCREAMING]

RUN! AAH! AAH! AAAH! RUN!

EH...WALKING'S FINE, HONEY.

EVACUATE THE CITY!

UM...NO, HURRY, THOUGH.

JUST...YOU KNOW...WHENEVER.

[HUMMING]

THE TALLEST ARE GONNA CALL US SOON.

I JUST KNOW IT!

BASE...SO MESSY.

EXPLOSION...SO CLOSE.

THIS IS JUST HORRIBLE!

I KNOW WHACHOO MEAN.

THAT'S IT! TIME!

WHACHOO SAY?

IF I CAN BRING THE TIME FIELD AROUND THE EXPLOSION

BACK UP TO REGULAR SPEED, IT'LL FIX EVERYTHING.

NO, IT WON'T.

THE EXPLOSION WILL BLOW UP LIKE NORMAL AND BE GONE FOREVER!

BUT WON'T IT JUST EXPLODE?

JUST LIKE THIS: KABLAM!

DO NOT INTERRUPT MY BEING INGENIOUS!

BUT I'LL NEED ANOTHER FRAGMENT OF THE TIME FIELD AS A TRIGGER.

THE DIB MONKEY WAS IN THE FIELD!

TOO BAD HE WAS DESTROYED.

BUT, NUH-UH, NO, HE WASN'T.

HE WASN'T? GOOD! LET'S GET HIM!

WON'T THE 'SPLODING HURT?

DO NOT QUESTION ZIM!

AAAAAH!

[SCREECH]

[VERY SLOWLY] ALMOST...TO...POLICE.

OH...POOP.

[SPEAKING SLOWLY] ZIM! YOU'RE JUST GOING

TO BLOW US ALL UP.

THIS IS STUPID!

THIS...IS...STUPID!

STUPID.

THERE. I'VE ACCELERATED DIB'S TIME FIELD

TO CANCEL OUT THE FIELD AROUND THE EXPLOSION.

COMPUTER, WHAT'S THE ANGLE OF TRAJECTORY?

36 MARK 2.

BUT SERIOUSLY, ZIM,

IF YOU JUST SPEED UP THE EXPLOSION...

I DON'T PAY YOU TO CONTRADICT ME!

YOU DON'T PAY ME AT ALL.

BUT IF THE BIG 'SPLODEY GOES FAST,

WON'T IT GET ALL BAD?

[SOBBING]

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMING]

I AM ZIM!

WHOOOOOOAAAA!

[GRUNTING]

AAAAAAH!

THANK YOU, INVADER LARB.

HAPPY PROBING DAY.

WELL, WAS THAT EVERYONE?

I HOPE THAT WAS EVERYONE.

LET'S GO. I'M HUNGRY.

WELL, THERE IS ZIM,

BUT I THINK HE STOPPED BEING ALIVE.

OH, WELL, LET'S SEE.

WHHAAAAA!

HMMM. OK.

WOW.

HELLO! HELLO?

I AM HERE, MY TALLEST.

MY TALLEST?!

NO!

YOU JERK.