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HEY, INVADER SLACKS!
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IT'S PROBING DAY!
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WHADDAYA THINK
OF THAT, HUH? HUH?
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YOU'VE BLENDED IN WELL
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WITH THE LARGE-NOSTRILED
PEOPLE OF BOOTI NEN,
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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...
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NOW, IF YOU'LL JUST SHOW
US A LITTLE PUPPET SHOW
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DEPICTING HOW YOU PLAN
TO DESTROY THE PLANET.
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PUPPET SHOW?
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EVERYONE LOVES
PUPPETS,
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EXCEPT YOU IT SEEMS.
YOU FAIL INSPECTION.
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YOU GET A PUMMELING.
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AH! AH! AH!
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HAPPY PROBING DAY,
INVADER SLACKS!
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I SHALL...URGGH...
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TRY HARDER, SIRS!
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AAH! OW!
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YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE
WE BECAME THE TALLEST...
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I...I DUNNO...
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IT'S NEAT. AND PROBING DAY
JUST MAKES IT EVEN BETTER.
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HEY, ZIM'S NEXT ON THE LIST.
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SHOULD WE EVEN INSPECT HIM?
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I MEAN, HE'S NOT REALLY
AN INVADER, AND...
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WE HATE HIM.
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GREETINGS,
MY TALLEST!
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WHAA! ZIM?
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WE DIDN'T CALL FOR YOU!
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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE INTERRUPTING
A VERY IMPORTANT--
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TODAY'S
PROBING DAY, YES?
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WELL, I'M READY
FOR MY INSPECTION,
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AND I THINK YOU'LL FIND
THAT I HAVE PREPARED--
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HOW ABOUT WE JUST PUMMEL
YOU AND CALL IT DONE?
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BUT YOU MUST
SEE THIS!
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I HAVE PREPARED
A HUMAN EXPERIMENT.
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LOOK, ZIM, WE HAVE SOME
PUMMELING TO DO, AND--
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OH, HURRY UP. ALL RIGHT.
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THIS BOTHERSOME DIRT-CHILD
WAS CAPTURED
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TRYING TO INFILTRATE
MY BASE.
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I'VE SUSPENDED HIM
IN A VARIABLE TIME
STASIS FIELD.
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I MADE IT MYSELF.
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DOES IT NOT AMAZE YOU?
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YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY
WITH THIS, ZIM!
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I'M GOING TO...
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[SLOWLY]
EXPOSE YOU FOR...
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[FASTER] THE
HORRIBLE ALIEN MENACE
THAT YOU ARE AND...
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[NORMAL SPEED] SCOOP
YOUR INSIDES OUT--
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[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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AAAAAAAH!
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WELL, YOU LOOK REAL
BUSY EXPLODING, ZIM.
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WHAT A SHAME.
MOVING ON NOW.
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[HUMMING]
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YEAH! YEAH!
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TWO WORDS:
MORE PUPPETS. YEAH!
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[GRUNTING]
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THE DIB HUMAN...
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HE SEEMS TO HAVE
BEEN VAPORIZED...
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VICTORY FOR ZIM!
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WAIT...LOOK
AT THIS PLACE.
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GAAAAH!
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PROBING DAY IS RUINED!
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THE TALLEST SAID THEY WOULD
CALL BACK IN AN HOUR!
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NO, THEY DIDN'T.
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WAIT! IF I CAN FIX UP
THE BASE BEFORE THEY CALL...
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GIR! BEGIN CLEAN-UP
AND REPAIRS NOW!
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I DON'T WANNA!
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OK!
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[SCREAMING]
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HEY. LOOKA THAT.
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S'ONE OF THEM
BIG HEAD BOYS.
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[GRUNTING]
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OW!
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GIR! REMOVE...
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WHATEVER THAT THING IS.
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YAAAAY!
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IT BURNS!
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QUIT PLAYING AROUND, GIR!
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I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO GET RID OF THIS.
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COMPUTER!
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ANALYZE THIS...THING.
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THING IS RESULTING
EXPLOSION
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FROM DESTRUCTION
OF TIME STASIS FIELD.
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AN EXPLOSION? WHY HAS
IT NOT EXPLODED THEN?
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TELL ME NOW.
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EXPLOSION CO-BONDED
WITH TIME STASIS FIELD.
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RESULT: EXPLOSION IS EXPLODING
REALLY, REALLY SLOWLY.
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EXPLOSION CANNOT
BE EXTINGUISHED.
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EXPLOSION MUST
EXPAND TO IT'S--
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[COUGHING]
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INEVITABLE SIZE.
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WHAT IS THAT SIZE?
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AND WHY IS MY
COMPUTER COUGHING?
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YES? YES?
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NO...NOOO!
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ENOUGH ALREADY!
SOLUTIONS?
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GIVE ME SOLUTIONS!
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SOLUTIONS,
GIVE ME SOLUTIONS!
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EXPLOSION COULD BE
DAMPENED, PERHAPS--
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THE CITY CESSPOOL!
OF COURSE! OF COURSE!
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WE'LL DROWN THIS
THING IN GARBAGE,
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AND THEN GET
BACK HERE BEFORE
THE TALLEST CALL BACK!
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I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT THE CITY CESSPOOL...
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YES! INGENIOUS!
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COME, GIR!
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OK. A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
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OK? STEP FORWARD. OK.
LOOK OUT FOR THE MONKEY.
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GOT IT. OK. HOW'M I DOING?
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OK. MONKEY. GOT IT, OK.
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OK? LOOK OUT FOR
THE OTHER MONKEY. OK?
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OK. GOT IT. OH, NO!
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OH, NO! OH, NO!
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AAAAAH! AAAAH! AAAAAH!
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OK?
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OK.
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LOOK OUT!
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WE CANNOT FAIL, GIR.
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EVEN AS A SMALL
IRKEN SMEET,
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MY DREAM WAS
TO PASS PROBING DAY
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LIKE A SLORR-BEAST
PASSES HER YOUNG...
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JIGGLY
AND FULL OF JUICE!
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I MUST...OH, WE'RE HERE.
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[GRUNTING]
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THAT WAS YOUR FAULT, GIR.
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YOU'RE BAD.
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JUST ANOTHER
CHALLENGE. GIR!
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CROSS TO THE VOOT
CRUISER AND WORK
THE TRACTOR BEAM.
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I'LL HOLD
THE EXPLOSION HERE
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UNTIL YOU GRAB IT
WITH THE BEAM. HURRY!
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LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
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HE SMELLS REAL BAD.
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GIR! STOP!
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GO...BEAM...
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AAH! AAAAAH!
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AAAAH!
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PLAN "B"!
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UH-HUH. WE HAVE
TO HURRY, GIR.
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IT'S GROWING FASTER.
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[VERY SLOWLY]
MUST...FIND...HELP!
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HUH. LOOK AT HIM RUN.
ALL SLOW LIKE.
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QUICKLY, GIR,
WE HAVEN'T MUCH TIME.
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[GASP]
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LOOK! THE CITY CESSPOOL.
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SMELLS LIKE HUMAN.
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[MOO]
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[DING DING]
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[DING DING]
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[SCREECHING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[VERY SLOWLY]
HEY! COME...BACK!
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[BUZZING]
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AAH!
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[GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMING]
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HEY! COME-A-BACK-
A-WITH-A-MY MEAT!
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DOG WITH MEAT!
DOG WITH MEAT!
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AAH!
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OOH, OOH, OH!
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AAAH!
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I'LL SHOW YOU NOT TO STAND
AROUND AND DO NOTHING!
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[SCREAMING]
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AAAH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
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HMM.
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WELL, WHAT
DO YA MAKE OF THAT?
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[SCREAMING]
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RUN! AAH!
AAH! AAAH! RUN!
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EH...WALKING'S
FINE, HONEY.
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EVACUATE THE CITY!
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UM...NO, HURRY, THOUGH.
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JUST...YOU KNOW...WHENEVER.
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[HUMMING]
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THE TALLEST ARE
GONNA CALL US SOON.
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I JUST KNOW IT!
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BASE...SO MESSY.
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EXPLOSION...SO CLOSE.
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THIS IS JUST HORRIBLE!
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I KNOW WHACHOO MEAN.
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THAT'S IT! TIME!
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WHACHOO SAY?
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IF I CAN BRING THE TIME FIELD
AROUND THE EXPLOSION
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BACK UP TO REGULAR SPEED,
IT'LL FIX EVERYTHING.
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NO, IT WON'T.
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THE EXPLOSION WILL
BLOW UP LIKE NORMAL
AND BE GONE FOREVER!
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BUT WON'T IT JUST EXPLODE?
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JUST LIKE THIS: KABLAM!
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DO NOT INTERRUPT
MY BEING INGENIOUS!
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BUT I'LL NEED ANOTHER
FRAGMENT OF THE TIME
FIELD AS A TRIGGER.
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THE DIB MONKEY
WAS IN THE FIELD!
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TOO BAD
HE WAS DESTROYED.
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BUT, NUH-UH,
NO, HE WASN'T.
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HE WASN'T? GOOD!
LET'S GET HIM!
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WON'T THE 'SPLODING HURT?
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DO NOT QUESTION ZIM!
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AAAAAH!
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[SCREECH]
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[VERY SLOWLY]
ALMOST...TO...POLICE.
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OH...POOP.
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[SPEAKING SLOWLY]
ZIM! YOU'RE JUST GOING
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TO BLOW US ALL UP.
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THIS IS STUPID!
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THIS...IS...STUPID!
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STUPID.
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THERE. I'VE ACCELERATED
DIB'S TIME FIELD
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TO CANCEL OUT THE FIELD
AROUND THE EXPLOSION.
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COMPUTER, WHAT'S
THE ANGLE OF TRAJECTORY?
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36 MARK 2.
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00:09:49,455 --> 00:09:50,821
BUT SERIOUSLY, ZIM,
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IF YOU JUST SPEED UP
THE EXPLOSION...
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I DON'T PAY YOU
TO CONTRADICT ME!
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YOU DON'T PAY ME AT ALL.
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BUT IF THE BIG
'SPLODEY GOES FAST,
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00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:02,099
WON'T IT GET ALL BAD?
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00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:04,001
[SOBBING]
212
00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:12,042
[GRUNTING]
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00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:20,016
[SCREAMING]
214
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I AM ZIM!
215
00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:28,358
WHOOOOOOAAAA!
216
00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:29,659
[GRUNTING]
217
00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,063
AAAAAAH!
218
00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,073
THANK YOU, INVADER LARB.
219
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HAPPY PROBING DAY.
220
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WELL,
WAS THAT EVERYONE?
221
00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,644
I HOPE
THAT WAS EVERYONE.
222
00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,579
LET'S GO. I'M HUNGRY.
223
00:10:49,648 --> 00:10:51,081
WELL, THERE IS ZIM,
224
00:10:51,149 --> 00:10:52,850
BUT I THINK HE STOPPED
BEING ALIVE.
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OH, WELL, LET'S SEE.
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WHHAAAAA!
227
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HMMM. OK.
228
00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,589
WOW.
229
00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:02,592
HELLO! HELLO?
230
00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:04,594
I AM HERE, MY TALLEST.
231
00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:05,963
MY TALLEST?!
232
00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:07,498
NO!
233
00:11:10,335 --> 00:11:12,369
YOU JERK.
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