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MAIM-BOTS,
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DEATH-WAVE CANNONS...
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A SACK OF TAQUITOS?
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JUST A FEW SUPPLIES I NEED
TO COMPLETE MY MISSION.
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YOU GET
MY TAQUITOS YET?
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YOUR EXILE...EHH...
MISSION IS TO OBSERVE
THE PLANET, ZIM,
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NOT ANNIHILATE IT.
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YES, BUT I'M QUITE
GOOD AT ANNIHILATING.
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TAQUITOS! AND
A CLOWN WITH NO HEAD!
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LOOK, WE'D LOVE
TO GRANT YOUR REQUEST,
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BUT WE THINK YOU'RE
INSANE--UNTRAINED!
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UNTRAINED? INVADER ZIM?
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YOU'RE TRAINED
AS AN INVADER, ZIM.
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BATTLE-TANKS ARE
FOR HARDENED SOLDIERS.
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[GRUNTS]
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HEY, HOW 'BOUT
WE SEND ZIM TO HOBO-13?
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IT'S THE...UM...
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"FINEST MILITARY TRAINING
PLANET EVER!"
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ZIM, ON HOBO-13 YOU'LL
BE TORN LIMB FROM LIMB--
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EVALUATED! EVALUATED
AS A SOLDIER.
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IF YOU PASS, WE'LL SEND YOU
A BIG BAG OF BATTLE-TANKS!
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BUT NOT
THAT CLOWN THING.
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HEADLESS CLOWN!
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HEADLESS CLOWN!
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VERY WELL,
MY TALLEST!
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TO ATTAIN MY TANKS,
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I WILL ALLOW
THE EVALUATION
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OF MY INCREDIBLE
BRAINMEATS. ZIM OUT!
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HOW 'BOUT CLOWN TAQUITOS?
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HEY, HEY, GIR...GIR,
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CHECK IT OUT...
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[HUMMING THE INVADER ZIM
THEME SONG]
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WITH MY MIGHTY
FISTS OF HORROR AND
UNSTOPPABLE CRUELTY!
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I AM THE TOOL
OF DESTRUCTION,
VENGEANCE AND FURY!
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I ONLY ASKED
FOR YOUR NAME. NEXT!
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I AM THROBULATOR!
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I AM A CREATURE
OF PURE HEADACHE!
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AARGH! MY HEAD!
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YOUR NAMES!
THAT'S ALL I WANT! GAH!
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INVADER SKOODGE, SIR!
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SKOODGE?
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I THOUGHT THE ALMIGHTY
TALLEST KILLED YOU!
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YEAH, BUT I'M OK NOW.
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THEY SAY THEY'LL
PROMOTE ME IF I PASS
THE EVALUATION!
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HA! FOOLISH,
GULLIBLE SKOODGE.
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YOUR FIRST TASK, YOU SCUM-
PUDDLING SKWAGDOOGIES,
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IS TO CHOOSE A LEADER.
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ANYONE WHO DISOBEYS
THE LEADER WILL BE ELIMINATED.
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THINK CAREFULLY.
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THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT--
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I CHOOSE ME!
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ZIM SHALL LEAD!
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OBJECT AND TASTE MY REVOLTING
VENGEANCE OF POWER!
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JUST REMEMBER,
WITH LEADERSHIP COMES
GREAT RESPONSIBILITY.
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YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR TEAM
AND YOU SURVIVE WITH HONOR!
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YES, YES, GET ON WITH IT.
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MY BATTLE TANKS AWAIT.
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PREPARE YOURSELVES,
SLIME LICKING
SCHMORK-KRABS,
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TO FACE
A SERIES OF TRIALS!
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THE FINISH LINE
IS THE DREADED
FORTRESS OF...PAIN!
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ANY MISTAKES AND
YOU WILL BE BEAMED AWAY
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TO A LOSER'S
HOLDING PEN.
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AH-AH-AAAH!
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THE HOLDING PEN OF PAIN!
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THE HOLDING PEN
IS PAINFUL?
YES.
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DOES IT HAVE TO BE?
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NOT REALLY.
NOW MOVE IT OUT!
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[SINGING]
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HEY, NO SINGING!
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GET IN STEP, SHAPE UP!
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AS YOU CAN SEE, BRAVE
INVADER ZIM HAS BEGUN
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HIS JOURNEY TO
THE FORTRESS OF PAIN.
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ANYONE WANNA BET
HE GETS BLOWN UP?
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A THOUSAND
MONIES SOMETHING
EATS HIM!
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OK. ANYONE FOR
CHOPPED IN HALF?
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OOOOH! ME!
I BET 2,000 MONIES.
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YOU REALIZE THAT
IF NOBODY BETS FOR ZIM,
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WE COULD BE OUT
A LOT OF MONIES.
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ANY BETS FOR ZIM
SUCCEEDING?
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COME ON!
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YOU! TABLE-HEADED
SERVICE DRONE BOB!
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YOU WILL BET 500,000
MONIES ON ZIM.
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BUT I ONLY MAKE
5 MONIES EVERY 2 YEARS.
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500,000 FOR ZIM!
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[CHEERING]
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FIRST, YOU MUST USE YOUR WITS
TO CROSS THE MOLTEN PIT
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OF HIDEOUS SCREAMING PAIN!
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YOUR POWER-SUITS WILL
PROVIDE SOME PROTECTION
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BUT NOTHING WILL DEFEND YOU
FROM A STUPID MISTAKE.
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CHILD'S PLAY!
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WE SHALL STAND ON
EACH OTHER'S SHOULDERS
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AND FALL FORWARD, FORMING
A BRIDGE TO SAFETY.
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WHY DON'T WE JUST CUT DOWN
THAT TREE AND WALK ACROSS?
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IT'S SAFER AND...YOU KNOW--
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[CHATTERING]
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ARE WE GOING TO HAVE
TROUBLE, SOLDIER?
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[SCREAMS]
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[SQUEAK]
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[SCREAMS]
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OW!
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[GRUNTING]
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CAN'T...HOLD...ON!
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ARRRRGH! MY HEAD!
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YOU'RE A HORRIBLE LEADER!
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VICTORY!
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OHH.
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THAT SHOULD'NA HAPPENED.
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S
THE STINKING CANYON
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OF THE FEROCIOUS
MEAT-THIRSTY HOGULUS!
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OF PAIN?
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[GRUNTING]
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IT'S SIMPLE.
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NAVIGATE FROM THIS END
TO THE FAR END.
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ALIVE!
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GOOD LUCK.
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I HAVE A PLAN,
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BUT I WILL NEED A VOLUNTEER
TO DISTRACT THE HOG-BEAST.
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YES, SIR!
I AM YOUR LOYAL...
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[SCREAMING]
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LET'S GO.
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ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE!
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WHAT ABOUT YOUR
SOLDIER SKOODGE?
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IT'S WHAT SKOODGE
WOULD'VE WANTED.
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I MEAN, OH, NO!
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SKOODGE IS IN TROUBLE!
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[GRUNTING]
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HMM!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
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I'M PROGRAMMING
MY SUIT TO STEAL ENERGY
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FROM THE REST
OF THE TEAM. HERE I GO.
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AAAH!
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ARMS...
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AND LEGS...
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USELESS!
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WITH ENOUGH POWER,
I CAN LIFT THE BOULDER
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AND THROW IT
AT THE MONSTER.
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NO ONE WILL SAY ZIM
NEVER TRIED!
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[SCREAMING IN BACKGROUND]
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UH...TAKES A LITTLE
WHILE, DOESN'T IT?
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OK, I TRIED.
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THE FORTRESS
OF PAIN AWAITS!
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[HUMMING]
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IF ZIM FINISHES,
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I GET 6 MILLION MONIES...
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OH, BOBBY, IT APPEARS
I NEED A REFILL.
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AH! GET IT YOURSELF!
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CURSE YOU, ZIM!
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AAAH!
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I AM INVINCIBLE!
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ALL I HAD TO DO WAS REPROGRAM
THE LASER TURRETS
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TO LOCK IN ON, UH...
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WHAT'S HER NAME?
THAT ONE PERSON.
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BUT SHE WAS
A FINE SOLDIER
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AND BETTER LUCK
TO HER IN THE FUTURE.
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AAH!
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BEHOLD, THE FORTRESS
OF PAIN!
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WHAT WAS YOUR
NAME AGAIN?
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THROBULATOR!
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YES. SOLDIER,
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I HAVE A VERY
SPECIAL MISSION FOR YOU.
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[GRUNTING]
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THROBULATOR...
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FEEL NOTHING ANYMORE.
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GOOD WORK, TEAM!
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TEAM?
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OH, WELL.
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WELL, I MADE IT
TO THE FORTRESS.
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VICTORY IS MINE!
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OH, NO, ZIM.
NO VICTORY FOR YOU!
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BECAUSE OF YOUR
INCOMPETENCE YOUR ENTIRE
SQUAD WAS ELIMINATED.
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YOU ARE A DISGRACE
TO HOBO-13.
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BUT I SURVIVED
EVERY TRIAL!
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I'M THE
ULTIMATE SOLDIER!
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I MUST GET MY EQUIPMENT
OR I...WON'T GET IT!
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THEN DEFEAT ME, ZIM!
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LET THIS BE YOUR
FINAL CHALLENGE!
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I'M REALLY LOOKING
FORWARD TO TWISTING YOU
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INTO A TWISTED,
HORRIBLE KNOT...
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MADE FROM YOU.
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HEY, THAT'S NEAT.
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THIS CIRCLE IS SURROUNDED
BY A TRANSPORTATION FIELD.
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FIRST PERSON TO BE PUSHED
THROUGH THAT FIELD
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GETS TRANSPORTED TO...
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THE HOLDING PEN OF PAIN?
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NO, IT'S FULL.
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NOW THE LOSER
GETS SENT TO...
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THE OUTHOUSE OF MADNESS!
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HUH?
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[SCREAMS]
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I HAVE YOU NOW!
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UH...NOW?
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UH...NOW?
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YOU ARE THE WORST
STUDENT I'VE EVER HAD!
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PERHAPS YOU HAVE
TRAINED ME TOO WELL.
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NO, REALLY.
YOU'RE THE WORST.
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YOUR CHEATING ARM TRICK
WON'T HELP YOU NOW, ZIM.
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NO TEAMMATES LEFT
TO STEAL POWER FROM!
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HAH! WAIT!
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AAAAAAH!
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ZIM! I ESCAPED
FROM THE CANYON!
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I MADE IT!
I'M ALIVE--OOOOF!
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WHERE AM I?
WHAT AM I SEEING?
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OH, MY...OH, NO!
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UHHH! AAAAH!
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OW! OW! OW! OW!
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AH! AH! AH! AH!
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PUT ME DOWN! AAAAAH!
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UM...THIS COMPLETES
MY EVALUATION.
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THE TALLEST CAN DENY
MY REQUESTS NO LONGER!
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I AM ZIM!
BRING ME THE TANKS!
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YOU CAN SERVE
YOURSELVES FROM NOW ON!
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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IT SURE WAS NICE
OF THE TALLEST
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TO GIVE ME MY OWN SHIP.
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AND THEY TELL ME
IF I PROVE MYSELF
AS A FLEET COMMANDER,
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THEY'LL GIVE ME MY TANKS
AND MY OWN BATTLE CRUISER.
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HEY, WHY ARE THESE
CONTROLS LOCKED ANYWAY?
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