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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND NICKELODEON
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
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[CRASH!]
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WA...HA HA HA HA HA!...
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[COWS MOO]
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HI, COW!
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GIR, GET IN HERE!
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BYE, COW.
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NO PLAYING WITH
THE DIRTY COW
MONSTERS, GIR.
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THIS IS SERIOUS WORK
WE DO.
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OOH!
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WE'LL SWITCH.
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YOU MAN
THE TRACTOR BEAM.
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I'LL PUMP THE COWS
FULL OF HUMAN SEWAGE.
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COWS ARE MY FRIENDS.
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I DON'T LIKE YOU.
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THE CONTROLS, GIR.
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YOOOO!
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ONCE I TAINT THE HUMANS'
MEAT SUPPLY WITH FILTH,
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THEY WILL BE RIPE
FOR CONQUEST.
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SOON THE NAME
OF INVADER ZIM
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WILL BE SYNONYMOUS
WITH DOOKY!
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GIR, BRING ME COW.
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YES, SIR.
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I LIKE DOOKY.
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SOMETIMES I'M
AFRAID TO FIND OUT
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WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THAT INSANE
HEAD OF YOURS.
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♪ DANCE WITH US, GIR! ♪
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♪ DANCE WITH US
INTO OBLIVION ♪
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MOO!
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GIR! WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
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[GIR SCREAMS]
WEENIES! WEENIES!
DANCING WEENIES!
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STOP! YOU'LL BLOW
OUR INGENIOUS COVER!
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[WHISPERS A SONG
AND LAUGHS]
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IT'S TIME
WE DID SOMETHING ABOUT
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YOUR BEHAVIORAL
GLITCHES, GIR.
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BOOP BOOP BEE BOOOP...
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WAFFLES!
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I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT
TO LOCK YOU INTO
DUTY MODE
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WITH THIS
BEHAVIORAL MODULATOR.
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WHAT?
DOOTY.
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I WILL MAKE YOU
SUFFER LARGE, ALIEN!
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GIR! ATTACK!
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YES, SIR!
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[GIGGLING]
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NO MORE
DISTRACTIONS, GIR.
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ATTACK THE HUMAN!
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THIS TIME ON
A DANGEROUSLY
HIGH SETTING.
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YES, SIR!
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DOODEE! DOODEE!
DOODEE!...DOO!
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ATTACK!
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YES, SIR!
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[SAYING "DOODEE..."
IN A MORE SERIOUS
TONE]
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SIR, TARGET
IS A HOLOGRAM,
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AND THEREFORE,
NOT A THREAT
TO OUR MISSION.
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AND WHAT IS
OUR MISSION, GIR?
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BLEND IN WITH
THE INDIGENOUS LIFE,
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ANALYZE THEIR
WEAKNESSES,
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PREPARE THE PLANET
FOR THE COMING
BADNESS. YAY.
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YES...YES...YES!
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WITH YOU FULLY FUNCTIONAL
AND BY MY SIDE,
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WE SHALL RULE
THIS WORLD SOONER
THAN WITHOUT YOU
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BY MY SIDE...
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NOT BEING FUNNY--
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AW, LET'S GET
OUTTA HERE.
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YOU ARE NOW
THE EVIL HENCHMAN
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I SO RIGHTLY DESERVED
ALL ALONG, GIR.
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AN ASSISTANT
WORTHY OF ME.
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I AM ZIM!
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NOW, WITH YOUR AMAZING
NEW PROGRAMMING
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[SIREN]
INVESTIGATE THAT SOUND.
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SIR, IT IS MERELY
A POLICE SIREN.
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DO AS I SAY!
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YES, SIR!
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OPENING DOOR!
RUNNING! RUNNING!!
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[CRASH!]
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GIR! WHAT
HAVE YOU DONE?!
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THIS ISN'T
INFORMATION RETRIEVAL!
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ARE YOU INSANE?!
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[POLICEMAN MOANING]
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I HAVE CAPTURED
THE ENEMY FOR
MEAT TESTING.
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PRAISE ME! PRAISE ME!
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AH! OW, MY BONE'S JAMMED
UP INTO MY NECK.
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OH. HUH?
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ALIENS?
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GREAT. NOW I HAVE
TO WIPE HIS BRAIN
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TO MAKE HIM FORGET
ALL HE'S SEEN.
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THIS MEMORY TRANSPLANT
WILL TAKE HOURS.
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I PLAN TO SPEND
THIS AFTERNOON
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EXPERIMENTING
ON THE HAPPINESS
CENTERS
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OF THAT
EARTH CHILD'S BRAIN.
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I'M SO HAPPY.
ALL THE TIME!
IT'S GREAT!
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HAH!
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PLEASE, I HAVE A HOUSE
AND CHILDREN AND PETS
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AND A TOILET--TOILET...
CHILDREN.
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MAKE SILENCE NOW,
HUMAN.
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WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
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YOU MUST KNOW
THE S.I.R. UNIT CODE
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ENABLES FREE WILL
IN THE EVENT
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THE THE MISSION
IS THREATENED.
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THIS POLICE HUMAN
WAS A THREAT.
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YOU DARE TELL ME
WHAT I ALREADY KNOW?
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DID YOU KNOW THAT?
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OF COURSE, I...
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YOUR LEGS ARE STUPID!
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GO UPSTAIRS AND...UM...
MONITOR EARTH BROADCASTS
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UNTIL I THINK OF SOMETHING
BETTER FOR YOU TO DO.
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THAT'S A GOOD, GIR.
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GIR.
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RIGHT AWAY...
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...S-SIR.
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OBSERVING. OBSERVING.
OBSERVING.
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DO YOU SUFFER FROM
INTESTINAL ITCHING?
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I DO.
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TELEVISION IS STUPID.
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THE MASTER IS NOT
UTILIZING ME PROPERLY.
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I MUST SHOW MY "MASTER"
HOW INFORMATION COLLECTING
IS DONE.
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AN INFORMATION CENTER.
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EXCELLENT.
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RETINAL SCAN.
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REJECTED!
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I'M SORRY.
YOU HAVE TWO DISCS
OVERDUE.
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WE'LL HAVE TO
CONFISCATE YOUR RETINAS.
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[GIGGLES]
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I REQUIRE ACCESS
TO ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE!
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HMM. HMM...
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THAT WOULD BE
UNDER REFERENCE.
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NOT ACCEPTABLE,
LIBRARY DRONE!
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MY TENTACLES!
WHERE ARE MY TENTACLES?!
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DON'T WORRY,
OFFICER.
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YOU ARE IN A FILTHY
EARTH BRAIN HOSPITAL.
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YOUR FEELINGS
ARE NORMAL.
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THERE'S A SQUID BRAIN
IN YOUR HEAD.
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Dispatcher:
CALLING UNIT 12,
UNIT 12.
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UH!
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AAAHH!
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SOMETHING'S WRONG.
MY INK.
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WHY CAN'T I SHOOT
INK ANYMORE?
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WHAT KIND OF SQUID
CAN'T SHOOT INK?
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GAHHHH! SQUID!
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Dispatcher: SITUATION AT
THE PUBLIC LIBRARY.
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FLYING METAL CHILD
DRAINING THE BRAINS
OF CITIZENS.
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RESPOND IMMEDIATELY.
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OH, IT'S GIR.
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00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:04,115
I'VE GOTTA STOP HIM
BEFORE HE RUINS
EVERYTHING.
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THAT HORRIBLE ROBOT!
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PLEASE! JUST TAKE ME
BACK TO THE SEA!
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[SIREN]
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AHH!
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RELAX, HUMANS!
THE POLICE ARE...
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EW!
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THE KNOWLEDGE.
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IT FILLS ME.
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IT IS NEAT.
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GIR! YOU'VE DRAINED
ENOUGH HUMANS TODAY.
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DATA CANISTER
IS NOT YET FULL.
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I COMMAND YOU
TO GET OUT OF HERE
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BEFORE
WE'RE NOTICED...
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SOME MORE.
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HEY! QUIT IT!
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YOU ARE NO COMMANDER.
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YOU ARE A THREAT
TO THE MISSION.
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YOUR METHODS
ARE STUPID.
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YOUR PROGRESS
HAS BEEN STUPID.
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YOUR INTELLIGENCE
IS STUPID.
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FOR THE SAKE OF
THE MISSION,
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YOU MUST BE TERMINATED.
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YOU DARE SPEAK
TO YOUR MASTER
IN SUCH--
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SQUID MAN!
ASSIST ME!
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ARG! INK...
NOT WORKING!
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ALL THAT COMES OUT
IS...
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YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW
WHAT COMES OUT.
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GIR, LISTEN TO ME.
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WE HAVE TO
GET OUT OF HERE.
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YOU'RE MALFUNCTIONING!
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STUPIDITY IS THE ENEMY.
ZIM IS ENEMY.
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AAAHHH!
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WAIT! DON'T LEAVE ME
ON LAND!
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AAHH!
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GIR! GIR, IS THAT YOU?
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AAAHHH!
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TARGET FOUND.
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ELIMINATING MORON.
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CURSE YOU SNACKS!
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CURSE YOOOOOU!
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Gir: FOR THE GOOD
OF THE MISSION.
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GIR, YOU WERE
MY SERVANT ONCE,
REMEMBER?
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YES. I DIDN'T LIKE IT.
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[SQUIRMING SOUNDS]
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HEY! OVER HERE!
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VISION IMPAIRED!
CAN'T SEE!
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MY INK! I DID IT!
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00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,464
HI, FLOOR!
MAKE ME A SAMMICH!
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00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:08,866
THAT'S BETTER!
I GUESS.
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00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:12,637
SAMMICH! HEE HEE HEE!
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00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,807
I WANT TO THANK YOU.
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00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:18,343
THAT WAS QUITE
AN ADVENTURE...
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00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,477
THE CAR WRECK,
THE LIBRARY FIGHT,
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00:11:20,546 --> 00:11:22,379
AND THEN
THE GALACTIC SPACE
BATTLE THAT HAPPENED
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00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:23,881
ON THE WAY
TO THIS BEACH.
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00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,383
YES, YES, VERY NICE.
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00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:26,884
NOW INTO THE OCEAN
WITH YOU WHERE
YOU CAN TELL
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00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:28,386
NO ONE OF THESE THINGS.
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00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:30,588
I'M COMING HOME!
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00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:32,790
G'BYE! G'BYE...
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00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:41,665
HE'S GETTIN'
EATEN BY A SHARK.
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