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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND NICKELODEON
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
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[CRASH!]
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WA...HA HA HA HA HA!...
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NO, NO. NO!
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[SCREECHING SOUNDS]
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YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS ONE.
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CLASS,
DESPITE MY MORAL OUTRAGE,
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THE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL
IS ALLOWING YOU TO CELEBRATE
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VALENTINE'S DAY THIS YEAR.
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[LOUD CHEERING]
YAY!
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GO AHEAD, PASS OUT
YOUR VALENTINE'S MEAT SLABS.
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IT'S TRADITIONAL.
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I LEFT MY MEAT
AT HOME.
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SORRY, I SORTA
FORGOT IT.
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GET THAT OUTTA MY FACE!
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MISS BITTERS,
I READ THAT LONG AGO,
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PEOPLE USED TO
GIVE OUT CARDS AND CANDY
ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
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HOW DID THE WHOLE
MEAT THING GET STARTED?
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YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW.
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I HAD A VALENTINE ONCE.
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[ALARM]
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UGH, ANOTHER ONE?
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TO CELEBRATE
OVERCROWDING IN SCHOOL,
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A NEW STUDENT WILL BE
JOINING THE CLASS.
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HI. MY NAME'S TAK.
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I'M NEW HERE.
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Class:
HELLO, TAK.
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MY DAD'S THE HEAD
OF THE DEELISHUS
WEENIE CORPORATION.
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THAT WAS HIS JET
OUT THERE.
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SO I BROUGHT VALENTINE'S
WIENERS FOR EVERYONE!
HA HA HA HA!
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YEAH, WIENERS!
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WIENERS ROCK!
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EXCEPT THAT KID.
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WEENIES SCHMEENIES!
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ZIM NEEDS NO MEATS.
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FOR HIM, I HAVE
PREPARED A POEM.
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AHEM!
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LOOKS LIKE ZIM
HAS A GIRLFRIEND.
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IT'S NOT NICE
TO EMBARRASS PEOPLE.
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YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE
AND...
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EAT YOUR ERASER.
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YES, TAK.
I'M SORRY, ZIM.
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"FOR LONGER
THAN I CAN REMEMBER,
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"I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
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"SOMEONE WITH
A HEAD LIKE YOURS
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"AND A TORSO, TOO.
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BIRDS SING, AND
YOU'RE GONNA PAY.
THE END!"
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HERE'S SOME MEAT COVERED
IN BARBECUE SAUCE!
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AAAHHH!
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THANK YOU, TAK.
THAT WAS HORRIBLE.
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NOW, YOU'LL NEED
A PLACE TO SIT.
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YOU! YOU'RE BEING TRANSFERRED
TO THE UNDERGROUND CLASSROOM.
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Boy:
AAAHH!
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AND YOU,
I'M JUST TIRED OF YOU.
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AAHHH!
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[SCREAMING]
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MISS BITTERS,
ARE THERE REALLY
UNDERGROUND CLASSES?
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SURE, WHATEVER.
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AAAHHH!
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MY TALLEST,
PLEASE EXCUSE MY APPEARANCE
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I MEAN NO DISRESPECT.
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A NEW CHILD...
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YOU'RE NOT
DIRT!
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BE QUIET!
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MY TALLEST, A NEW CHILD
ATTACKED ME WITH MEAT.
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MY CONCLUSION,
SHE'S IN LOVE WITH ME!
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Tallest:
TEE HEE HEE!
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THIS MAY PROVE VALUABLE
AS I CAN USE THE CHILD
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TO LEARN MORE ABOUT
HUMAN AFFECTION!
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WHICH, FROM WHAT I HAVE
BEEN ABLE TO DETERMINE,
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IS PAIN-BASED.
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OH, HA-UM,
THAT'S GREAT, ZIM.
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SOUNDS GREAT.
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HA HA HA HA!
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DON'T WORRY,
THAT'S JUST MY ARMS
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FLAILING
AND GIGGLING.
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DAH! DAT-DAT!
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AND ONCE I AM
DONE WITH THE CHILD,
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I WILL DESTROY HER.
THAT SHOULD BE NEAT.
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OK, ZIM, WELL...
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WE HAVE
ANOTHER CALL.
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HA HA HA HA!
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[RINGING]
HEY!
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WE REALLY DO HAVE
ANOTHER CALL.
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[WEEPING]
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NO, IT'S JUST THAT
I'M NOT USED TO PEOPLE
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ACTUALLY BEING
INTERESTED IN MY
PARANORMAL STUDIES.
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AS FOR ZIM, WELL...
AH!
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I HAVE COME
TO ACCEPT YOUR
FEELINGS FOR ME.
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I CONGRATULATE YOU
FOR ACKNOWLEDGING
MY SUPERIORITY
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IN CHOOSING ME
AS YOUR LOVE-PIG.
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FEEL HONORED!
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[SILENCE]
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[CAT MEOWS]
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AH AH AAAHHH!
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MAYBE YOU REALLY ARE
AN ALIEN LIKE DIB SAYS.
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A HORRIBLY DISGUISED,
DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE ONE.
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NONSENSE!
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DESPITE HIS HUGE HEAD
THE DIB-MONKEY IS QUITE STUPID.
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MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!
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NOW PREPARE YOUR BRAIN,
FILTHY BEAST OF MEAT AND HAIR,
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YOUR MAGICAL
LOVE ADVENTURE
BEGINS NOW!
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HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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HMM?
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HEH HA HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA HA!
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AAAAHHHH!
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YOU'RE ON FIRE.
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AM I?
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OH, WELL...
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GIR, I FEEL I NOW KNOW
ENOUGH ABOUT HUMAN AFFECTION.
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I HATE IT!
ESPECIALLY THE PART
WITH THE BEANS.
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OUR FRIEND TAK
IS NO LONGER
USEFUL TO ME.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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OOOOO-K.
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TAK!
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I'M GLAD
YOU STOPPED BY.
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IT GIVES ME A CHANCE
TO END OUR HIDEOUS
RELATIONSHIP,
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AND ENJOY
YOUR SHRILL CRY
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IN HAVING BEEN
REJECTED BY ZIM!
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YOU HAVE GOT
TO BE KIDDING.
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I ASSURE YOU
I AM VERY SERIOUS.
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NOW CRY!
CRY LIKE YOU'VE
NEVER CRIED...
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BEFORE.
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[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
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[CONTINUES LAUGHING HARDER]
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WHA...YOU.
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YOU'RE IRKEN!
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WHAT IS THIS?!
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YOU'RE A BIGGER FOOL
THAN I IMAGINED.
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HUH?
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YOU'RE A BIGGER FOOL
THAN I IMAGINED.
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HEH?
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YOU'RE CONFUSED.
ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN.
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IT WAS 50 YEARS AGO
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ON THE IRKEN MILITARY
TRAINING PLANET DEVASTIS.
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I'D BEEN WAITING YEARS
TO TAKE MY FINAL TEST
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TO BECOME ONE OF
THE IRKIN ELITE SOLDIERS,
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AND SHOULD THE NEED ARISE,
TO BE ONE OF THE INVADERS.
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UGGGGH!
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[BEEPING]
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AAAAGGHH!
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[BEEP BEEP...BEEP]
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AAAGGGH!
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[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
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NO! NO!
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SOMEBODY, HELP ME!
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THE DOOR'S STUCK!
I'LL MISS MY TEST!
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HELP!
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MMM, SNACK.
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HELP!
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YOU BLEW THE POWER BLOCK
FOR THAT ENTIRE HALF
OF THE PLANET,
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BUT THE TESTING WENT ON
UNINTERRUPTED ON THE OTHER SIDE.
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I PLEADED
WITH THE CONTROL BRAIN
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TO LET ME TAKE THE TEST.
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BUT SHE SAID I'D HAVE
TO WAIT ANOTHER 70 YEARS.
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I WAS PLACED ON
A JANITORIAL SQUAD...
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...AND THEN SENT
TO PLANET DIRT.
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I ESCAPED, AND I BEGAN
MY LONG SEARCH
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FOR THE MYSTERIOUS PERSON
WHO CAUSED THE BLACKOUT
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AND...RUINED MY LIFE!
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I EVENTUALLY TRACKED YOU
TO THIS HORRIBLE PLACE
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AND TOOK THAT
RICH WEENIE HUMAN
AS MY FALSE FATHER.
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YES, YES, SO YOU
BLAME ME FOR YOUR
HORRIBLE LIFE.
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BLAH, BLAH,
BIG DEAL!
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THIS IS ABOUT TAKING
YOUR MISSION, ZIM,
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NOT REVENGE.
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YOU'RE AFTER REVENGE?
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NO! IT'S NOT
ABOUT REVENGE.
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IT'S ABOUT TAKING
WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE.
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I SHOULD HAVE BEEN
AN INVADER!
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I SHOULD HAVE BEEN
PART OF THE GREAT
ASSIGNING!
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I DIDN'T HAVE TO BE
STEALING THIS PLANET
FROM YOU!
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YOU'RE AFTER
MY ROBOT BEE!
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NO! LISTEN TO ME.
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LISTEN...CAREFULLY.
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MMM, MMM, MMM. MMM.
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I'M A BETTER INVADER
THAN YOU COULD EVER BE.
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I'D BLEND IN
PERFECTLY.
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THE PLAN I HAVE IN STORE
FOR THIS NASTY ROCK
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WILL SO IMPRESS
THE TALLEST,
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THAT THEY'LL HAVE NO CHOICE
BUT TO MAKE ME AN INVADER.
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WHAT IS THIS?!
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AND WHAT IS
THIS PLAN?
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HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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YES, YES, I'M
A MASTER OF COMEDY.
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NOW TELL ME
THIS PLAN.
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PART ONE INVOLVES
CRIPPLING YOUR BASE
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SO THAT YOU CAN
ONLY WATCH...
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AS I RUIN YOUR LIFE!
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MY BEAUTIFUL BASE!
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PART TWO IS...
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NO! MY
BEAUTIFUL BASE!
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NOOOO!
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PART TWO IS...
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NOOOO! MY BEAUTIFUL
BASE!
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PART...TWO IS...
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NOOOO!
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PART...
NO!
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OK, I'M...
NO!
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OK, I'M LEAVING NOW.
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BUT YOU DIDN'T
TELL ME YOUR PLAN.
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NOOOO...!
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UGH! UGH! UGH!
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GRRRRRH!
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DOO TE DOO!
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WHAT A HORRIBLE
ADVENTURE WITH THAT
HAM DEMON! WHEW!
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BUT I'VE MADE NO PROGRESS
IN FIGURING OUT WHAT
TAK'S PLAN IS.
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THE BASE IS STILL
REPAIRING ITSELF.
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AND THE ONLY OTHER PERSON
WITH THE FACILITIES TO...
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NNN-NO!
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I WON'T EVEN CONSIDER IT!
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[YAWNS]
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BUT THAT'S JUST
THE WAY IT WORKED OUT.
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YEAH. NO, I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.
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ZIM!
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GOOD MORNING, SON.
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YOUR LITTLE FOREIGN
FRIEND IS HERE TO SEE YOU.
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DAD,
THAT'S THE ALIEN!
THE ALIEN!
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OF COURSE HE IS.
YOU TWO HAVE FUN.
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WHAT'S GOING ON, ZIM?
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IT SEEMS THE ENEMIES
HAVE A COMMON ENEMY...
TAK.
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SHE'S IRKEN
AND SHE'S AFTER MY JOB
AND YOUR PLANET.
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OH, COME ON.
I LIKE TAK.
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AND SHE HATES YOU.
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF...
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THIS HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH JELLY!
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I'VE BEEN TRYING TO
FIGURE OUT HER PLAN,
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BUT IT'S BEEN
DIFFICULT.
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SHE'S GOOD.
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NOT GOOD LIKE ME,
BUT STILL GOOD.
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THIS IS JUST STUPID.
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48 HOURS OF
TRAILING TAK
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AND ALL I COULD
COME UP WITH
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ARE THESE PHOTOS
I WRESTLED OFF
THAT HAM DEMON.
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THEY'RE OF A GIANT,
EVIL WEENIE STAND
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HER FATHER
HAS CONSTRUCTED.
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00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:58,241
BUT THAT'S NOTHING.
240
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HMM...GIANT WEENIE STAND
IS WEIRD,
241
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,779
BUT THAT DOESN'T
SAY ANYTHING ABOUT TAK.
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00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:05,282
GIANT WEENIE STAND.
THAT'S WORTH A LOOK.
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00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,318
I KNEW THIS WAS
A BAD IDEA.
244
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,286
SHE'LL DESTROY
YOUR WORLD!!
245
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:10,855
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE EVEN SAYING THIS!
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00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:13,089
YOUR VOICES ARE
MAKING ME SICK.
247
00:13:13,158 --> 00:13:15,026
AND WHEN THE EARTH
IS A SMOKING RUIN,
248
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YOU'LL WISH IT HAD
BEEN ME WHO DID IT!
249
00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:18,562
AAAHH! IT BURNS!
250
00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:20,764
IT BURNS! AAAHH!
251
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:26,069
THANKS, GAZ.
HE WAS REALLY...GAAAAAHH!
252
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:32,843
DEELISHUS WEENIE!
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HI.
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UHHHHHH.
WHAT'LL IT BE?
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BE QUIET.
I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW
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00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,517
THAT MY BROTHER IS TRYING
TO BREAK INTO THIS BUILDING
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THROUGH SOME
SECRET ENTRANCE.
258
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:46,390
UHHHHH...WE HAVE
CHILI BEANS.
259
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,466
I JUST THOUGHT
IT'D BE KIND OF FUNNY
260
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,101
TO SEE HIM GET
BEATEN UP BY SECURITY.
261
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,368
UM...
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00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:03,174
YA KNOW, I DON'T
THINK THERE IS
A SECRET ENTRANCE.
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00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:06,176
I WORK HERE AND THIS
IS ALL I'VE SEEN.
264
00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:09,346
THIS PLACE IS KIND OF BIG
FOR A HOT DOG STAND,
DON'T YOU THINK?
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HUH? OH!
266
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:17,955
UH...NOW THAT
I THINK OF IT...
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00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:24,394
...THERE IS THAT
SECRET ENTRANCE
AROUND BACK
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WHERE THEY DELIVER
ALL THAT ALIEN-LOOKING
MACHINERY.
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[GRUNTING]
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UGH!
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OH!
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OH! YEE, MAN!
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WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
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IT'S A HOT DOG
STAND.
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GAZ? HOW DID YOU GET...?
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NO PICTURES, PLEASE.
277
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TAK? WHAT?
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00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:08,438
UM...LOOK,
I CAN EXPLAIN.
279
00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:09,840
NO NEED.
280
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,909
IN A SECOND,
YOU WON'T EVEN REMEMBER
HAVING SEEN ANY OF THIS.
281
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:16,046
HMM. YOU MUST
BE SMARTER THAN
THE REST OF THEM.
282
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,715
LET'S SEE
ABOUT YOUR SISTER.
283
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:19,883
AAAHHH!
284
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,451
YOU'RE BEHIND THIS?
285
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,853
NO! HE IS.
286
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,521
OR AT LEAST HIS RESOURCES.
287
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,790
I ONLY LET HIM OUT
WHEN I NEED TO KEEP UP
APPEARANCES.
288
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:30,060
KIND OF LIKE ZIM'S
ROBOT PARENTS...ONLY GOOD.
289
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,361
YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
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00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,629
PEOPLE WILL KNOW
SOMETHING'S UP!
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00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,431
I MEAN,
LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
IT'S ENORMOUS!
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00:15:34,499 --> 00:15:36,366
THE GREAT THING ABOUT
YOUR PEOPLE, DIB,
293
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IS THAT MOST OF THEM
DON'T NOTICE.
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00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,537
ALL THEY SEE IS
ANOTHER FACELESS
CORPORATE VENTURE,
295
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,940
NOT A PLAN
FOR WORLD CONQUEST.
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00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,842
Dib: WAIT, IS THERE
REALLY A DIFFERENCE?
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00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,445
IT'S OVER, TAK!
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00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,681
THE EARTH IS MINE
TO DEVASTATE.
299
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,149
AND I ALREADY PROMISED
THE MOON TO GIR.
300
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,251
ZIM! HOW DID YOU KNOW
WE'D BE HERE?
301
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,387
I PLACED A TRACKING
DEVICE ON YOU.
302
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,289
A TRACKING DEVICE?
WHERE? HUH? HUH?
303
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,592
YOUR HEAD SMELLS
LIKE A PUPPY.
304
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,026
THIS WON'T STOP ME
305
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,295
FROM KEEPING MY PROMISE
TO THE TALLEST.
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00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:07,631
MIMI! ATTACK!
307
00:16:13,705 --> 00:16:15,005
YAH!
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NOOO!
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00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:24,047
AH! MIMI...AH CAT...
COOL IT!
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AAAAHHH!
311
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UGH! YOU RUINED
EVERYTHING, ZIM!
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I WAS ABOUT TO FIND OUT
WHAT HER PLAN WAS.
313
00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,544
ME? YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO REFUSED TO...
314
00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:55,913
HEY, WHAT'S
THIS THING?
315
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,615
THAT'S A S.I.R.
UNIT'S MEMORY DISC!
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00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,550
IT PROBABLY HAS
TAK'S PLAN ALL OVER IT.
317
00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:01,886
NO WAY! IT'S OURS!
BACK OFF!
318
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,287
I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE
WITH THE TECHNOLOGY
TO DECODE THE FILES!
319
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,623
AND WE'RE THE ONLY ONES
HERE WITH THE FILES
TO BE DECODED!
320
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,526
AND I'M...HEE HA
HEE HEE HEE!
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00:17:09,594 --> 00:17:10,828
I DON'T KNOW.
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YOUR BASE.
OUR DISC, ZIM.
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00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,331
LET US SEE THE BASE.
324
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,600
AS SOON AS
WE DESTROY TAK,
325
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,135
I'M GOING TO FEED
YOUR BRAINS TO MY ROBOT.
326
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,203
DEAL!
327
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:22,605
Gir: YAY! BRAINS!
328
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,547
HA. THIS IS YOUR BASE?
329
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,950
DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING
OR I'LL...
330
00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:34,651
MELT YOUR FACE OFF
OR SOMETHING.
331
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:50,200
MY LEADERS, I OFFER A GIFT
TO PROVE MY WORTHINESS
AS AN INVADER.
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00:17:50,268 --> 00:17:51,468
I HAVE CREATED
A MAGMA PUMP
333
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:54,270
TO HOLLOW OUT
THE EARTH'S MOLTEN CORE.
334
00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:55,639
I COULD DO THAT.
335
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,041
ONCE EMPTY, I'LL FILL
THE PLANET WITH SNACKS
336
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,310
AS AN OFFERING
TO MY TALLEST.
337
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:03,279
YOUR LEADERS ARE
JUST TALLER THAN
EVERYONE ELSE?
338
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,782
YOU NEVER EVEN CONSIDERED
EARTH VALUABLE AT ALL.
339
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:07,851
BUT I SHALL
MAKE IT VALUABLE.
340
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,853
SHE STOLE THIS PLAN
FROM ME!
341
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:10,854
NO, SHE DIDN'T.
342
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:11,922
BE QUIET!
343
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,058
IT'S STARTING.
344
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:16,060
COMPUTER!
345
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:17,060
[COMPUTER IRRITATED]
WHAT?
346
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,662
READY THE VOOT!
I MUST STOP TAK.
347
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,597
HER LITTLE JOKE
HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH.
348
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,966
WAIT! YOU HAVE TO DROP
ME OFF AT THE WEENIE STAND.
349
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,034
SOMEONE HAS TO
SHUT THE PUMP OFF.
350
00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:26,470
ARE THERE ANY
VIDEO GAMES AROUND HERE?
351
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,405
Computer: NO, NOT REALLY.
352
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:32,610
I GUESS I'LL HELP
SAVE THE EARTH THEN.
353
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,846
[SCREAMING]
354
00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:42,152
AAHHH!
355
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:57,434
DEELISHUS WEENIE!
356
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,665
THERE!
357
00:19:30,535 --> 00:19:33,069
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
358
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,754
HOW DO YOU
SHUT THIS THING OFF!
359
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:53,890
SO THIS SHOULD WORK?
360
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:57,060
Computer: IF TAK'S SIR UNIT
IS WITHIN RANGE OF
ITS MEMORY DISC,
361
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,596
IT CAN BE CONTROLLED
THROUGH A REMOTE HOST.
362
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,498
WE CAN REMOTE CONTROL IT.
363
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:04,034
OK. YOU, DO THINGS.
MAKE TAK'S ROBOT CRAZY.
364
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:07,037
ONLY IF YOU
DANCE WITH ME.
365
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:09,773
NO. NEVER. NEVER!
366
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,210
OH, COME ON.
367
00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:40,170
GIVE UP, ZIM!
I BUILT THIS SHIP
MYSELF!
368
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:47,110
UGH!
369
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:56,186
DOO DEE DOO DEE
DOO DEE DOO DEE!...
370
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:05,428
AH!
371
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,634
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
372
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,904
MIMI!
373
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,440
STOP!
NO, STOP!
374
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,675
AAHHH!
375
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:22,445
NO, STOP! MIMI!
376
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:23,647
YOU'RE RUINING...
377
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:24,915
NO!
378
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:29,819
YOU'RE A WORSE PILOT
THAN I AM! WAIT.
379
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:41,898
NOOO! NO NO NO!
380
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:46,036
HUH?
381
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:48,905
[DING!]
382
00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:53,276
HOW DID I MISS THAT?
383
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,958
NO ONE TAKES ZIM'S MISSION!
384
00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:09,392
NO ONE!
385
00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:12,896
I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU DID IT, ZIM.
386
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:14,731
YOU'RE NOT EVEN
AN INVADER, YOU KNOW.
387
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,499
THE TALLEST
LIED TO YOU.
388
00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:18,868
YOUR MISSION'S
ALL A BIG LIE!
389
00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:22,405
I'LL COME BACK
AND UH...AAHHH!
390
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:28,111
EEHHHHH...HA HA HA HA!
391
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,112
OK.
392
00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:36,786
TAK'S PLAN WAS RUINED.
393
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,321
THE HUMANS HELPED OUT,
BUT, UH...
394
00:22:38,389 --> 00:22:41,959
THEY WERE HYPNOTIZED BY...
ME INTO DOING SO!
395
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,761
YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD
THE LIES SHE TOLD ABOUT YOU.
396
00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:48,865
WELL, ALL THAT MATTERS
IS THAT TAK'S EVIL
SNACK PLAN WAS STOPPED.
397
00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:50,967
HEY!
398
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,068
I LIKE SNACKS.
399
00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:54,304
HE LIKES SNACKS, ZIM.
400
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,973
I KNOW YOU DO.
I KNOW.
401
00:22:57,041 --> 00:22:57,907
HELLO!
402
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,016
LOOK AT IT, GAZ.
403
00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:09,119
WE'VE ONLY SEEN
WHAT'S COME TO US
FROM UP THERE.
404
00:23:09,187 --> 00:23:11,787
DON'T YOU WANT TO JUST
FLY OUT THERE AND SEE IT ALL?
405
00:23:11,856 --> 00:23:14,290
EH.
406
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:22,632
YAAH!
407
00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:27,036
YAH!
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