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MM Anchor:
IN THE END,
EVEN MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES
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DOESN'T KNOW WHAT,
OR WHO,
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IS HAUNTING THIS FORK.
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MAYBE IT'S THIS GUY.
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THE TRUTH...
IS A MYSTERY.
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WOW. WHAT IF
IT IS THAT GUY?
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NEXT ON
MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES...
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THE MYSTERIOUS,
THE HORRIBLE...
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CHICKENFOOT.
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WAIT. IT LOOKS
LIKE A GUY IN
A MR. CHICKYLICKY SUIT.
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YOU CAN SEE THE ZIPPER!
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AAAHHH! AAHH!
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[CLUCKING]
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THAT IS A GUY IN
A MR. CHICKYLICKY SUIT!
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WHAT KIND OF IDIOTS
DO THEY THINK WE ARE?
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HELLO, SON.
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I'M GIVING THESE
WORLD LEADERS A TOUR
OF OUR HOME.
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WOW!
OOH!
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AH!
OOH!
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WHO IS THE
BIG-HEADED BOY?
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THIS IS MY SON, DIB.
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THE FUTURE OF
THE MEMBRANE EMPIRE.
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ACTUALLY, I'M
A PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR.
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HE'S A BIT INSANE
AT THE MOMENT,
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BUT HE'LL
GET OVER IT.
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DAD, PARANORMAL
INVESTIGATION
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IS A LEGITIMATE
FIELD OF STUDY.
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MM Anchor: WE ASKED
A LEGITIMATE PARANORMAL
INVESTIGATOR
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WHAT HE HAD TO SAY
ABOUT CHICKENFOOT.
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CHICKENFOOT IS NOT
A REAL CHICKEN.
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HE'S A SPACE CHICKEN.
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FROM A PLANET WHERE
PIG-DEMONS RULE.
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PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR?
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YOUR SON BELIEVES
THESE THINGS?
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ARE THE REST OF
THE PEOPLE IN YOUR COUNTRY
CRAZY LIKE THIS BOY?
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HO HO HO HO HO!
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[ALL LAUGH]
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WE'LL DISCUSS
THIS LATER.
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BUT I DON'T BELIEVE
IN CHICKENFOOT!
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MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES
IS GETTING DESPERATE
FOR RATINGS.
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THIS CHICKENFOOT STORY
IS UNDERMINING EVERYTHING
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THAT SERIOUS PARANORMAL
STUDIES STAND FOR,
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THAT I STAND FOR.
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IT MUST BE STOPPED!
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I WANT MY SLAW!
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YOU HAVE
YOUR SLAW, SIR!
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I WANT MY SLAW!
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YOU HAVE YOUR SLAW,
SIR!
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I WANT MY SLAW!
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YOU HAVE
YOUR SLAW, SIR!
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I WANT MY SLAW!
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WHAT KIND OF CHICKEN
YOU WANT, MISTER?
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YOU HAVE
YOUR SLAW, SIR!
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I WANT MY SLAW!
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ACTUALLY, I WANT SOME
INFORMATION ABOUT CHICKENFOOT.
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WAAAHH!
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DON'T SAY THAT NAME
'ROUND HERE.
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HE IS
THE DEMON BEAST.
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WE'VE LOST THREE
CHICKEN COOKERS
SINCE HE COME AROUND!
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CHICKENFOOT ATE THEM?
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NO. THEY GOT
BETTER JOBS.
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BUT I HATE THAT
CHICKEN-BEAST!
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GET OUT!
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GET OUT NOW,
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BEFORE YOU GET
A BETTER JOB, TOO!
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MARIA, DON'T
MAKE A SCENE!
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YOUNG MAN...
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PERHAPS
YOU SHOULD TRY
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A MR. CHICKEY MEAL.
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ARE YOU THIRSTY
FOR CHICKEN?
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EEHHHH! DON'T TRY
TO THROW ME OFF TRACK.
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NO, NO.
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THE CHICKEY MEAL.
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IT COMES WITH
A DIRTY CHICKEN TOY.
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THE HEAD COMES OFF,
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AND CAN BE USED
LIKE A LITTLE
GRAPPLING HOOK.
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THAT'S...A WEIRD THING
FOR A CHICKEN TO DO.
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THAT DIRTY CHICKEN
HAS A SEEEE-CRET.
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OK, WHAT'S THE SECRET
OF CHICKENFOOT?
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ASK THE DIRTY CHICKEN.
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[SQUEAKING]
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WHAT IS THE SECRET...
UM...DIRTY CHICKEN?
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QUIT IT. QUIT THAT.
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CHICKENFOOT IS A MASS
OF CHICKENY EVIL!
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HE HAS COME BACK
TO AVENGE THE SOULS
OF ALL HIS CHICKEN BROTHERS!
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OOOOOOHHH!
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OH, COME ON!
IT'S A GUY IN
A CHICKEN SUIT.
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DON'T YOU HAVE
ANY HARD FACTS?
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I WANT FACTS!
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DON'T HURT ME.
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THEY SAY CHICKENFOOT
LIVES IN AN APARTMENT
BUILDING ON THIRD STREET.
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OOOOHHHHHH!
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THE MASS OF CHICKENY EVIL
HAS AN APARTMENT?
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GOVERN, RODRIGUEZ,
TRUEHEART...
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SMACKEY...NO CHICKENFOOT!
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THE OLD MAN LIED TO ME!
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EXCUSE ME.
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HEY...WAIT!
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WAIT! COME BACK!
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STOP! STOP!
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GIVE UP, CHICKEN!
OOF!
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GIVE UP, CHICKENFOOT!
I'VE GOT YOU!
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WAIT. YOU WANT
CHICKENFOOT?
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HO, HO. SEE,
I'M TURKEYNECK.
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CHICKENFOOT'S
TWO DOORS DOWN.
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WHY DID YOU
RUN FROM ME?
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
ONE OF THOSE DARN KIDS
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AFTER ME
LUCKY NECKMEATS.
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THEY'RE ALWAYS
AFTER ME NECKMEATS,
DONCHA KNOW?
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YOU SEE, MY NECKMEATS,
THEY'RE LUCKY.
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CHICKENFOOT?
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[WILD CLUCKING]
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AAHH!
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CHICKENFOOT.
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HUH? GO AWAY!
DON'T LOOK AT ME!
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I JUST WANT TO TALK.
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DON'T LOOK
AT MY FACE!
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MY HORRIBLE FACE!
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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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IT'S A SAD, SAD
REVOLTING TALE...
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I WAS ONCE A MAN,
JUST LIKE YOU.
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I WORKED IN
A CHICKEN RESTAURANT,
JUST LIKE YOU.
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I DON'T WORK IN
A CHICKEN RESTAURANT.
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DON'T LOOK AT ME!
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I WASN'T--OH--
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JUST GO ON.
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MY NAME IS...
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WAS...
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CHEWY RODRIGUEZ.
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I LIVED...
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I LAUGHED...
I LOVED!
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OOOOHHH!
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BUT ONE FATEFUL DAY,
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MY DESTINY COLLIDED
WITH A DEFECTIVE
MICROWAVE OVEN...
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OF DOOM!
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POTATOES ARE BAD!
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THESE POTATOES ARE GREAT!
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POTATOES ARE BAD!
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THESE POTATOES
ARE WONDERFUL!
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THE POTATOES
ARE NASTY AND BAD!
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THESE POTATOES ARE
THE BEST POTATOES
IN THE WORLD!
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THEY ARE NOT!
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THEY'RE BAD, NASTY,
BAD POTATOES!
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AAAHHH!
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[BOOM!]
AAAHHH!
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I SURVIVED,
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BUT THE ACCIDENT
HAD CAUSED AN UNHOLY FUSION
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OF MAN AND CHICKEN.
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AND NOW...
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AAAHHH!
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I MUST SURVIVE ON
THE FRINGES OF SOCIETY,
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NEITHER MAN NOR CHICKEN!
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SOMETHING IN-BETWEEN IT.
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A CHICKENY...MAN!
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THE EXPLOSION PROBABLY
JUST STUCK THE ZIPPER.
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I COULD PULL IT LOOSE.
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YOU SPEAK MADNESS,
BOY!
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EVERY DAY
THAT GOES BY,
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I BECOME MORE GROTESQUE!
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THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU DON'T BATHE.
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I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE
THE APARTMENT ANYMORE.
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NOW THE CHICKYMEAL TOYS
ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS.
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MY ONE REGRET
IS THAT I NEVER GOT
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THE DIRTY CHICKEN TOY.
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WAIT.
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YOU MEAN THIS?
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GIVE ME THAT!
GIVE ME...EEEUUGH!
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HOLD ON!
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ONLY IF YOU PROMISE
TO COME TO THE HOSPITAL
WITH ME.
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I THINK WE CAN
PUT AN END TO THIS
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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[SHUDDERING]
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YES, SEND A NEWS CREW
RIGHT AWAY.
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I HAVE THE REAL
CHICKENFOOT STORY.
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OH, LET'S GO
OVER IT AGAIN.
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OK. HERE'S
THE CHICKEN HEAD.
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HERE'S YOUR HEAD INSIDE,
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LOOKING OUT THE HOLE
IN THE MASK.
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SEE? RIGHT THERE. OK.
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YOU SEE, CHEWY,
IT'S JUST A COSTUME.
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LET US TAKE IT OFF
BEFORE YOU MAKE
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A TOTAL MOCKERY
OF PARANORMAL STUDIES!
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NO. IT'S NOT TRUE.
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IS IMPOSSIBLE!
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WE CAN JUST
UNZIP THE BACK.
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NO!
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YOU TAUNT ME!
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I'M A FREAK!
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I'LL ALWAYS
BE A FREAK!
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AAAHHH!
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IT'S REALLY HARD
TO WANNA CHASE SOMEBODY
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WHO SMELLS THAT BAD.
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EEEEHHH!
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AAAHHH!
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AAAHHH!
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CHICKENFOOT!
COME BACK!
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YOU'RE NOT A FREAK!
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YOU'RE JUST STUPID!
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[SCREAMING]
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WAAAAHHH!
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[SQUEAKING]
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UH...CHICKENFOOT.
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RRAAAHHHH!
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I--I JUST WANNA...
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[REPORTERS SHOUTING
QUESTIONS]
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CHICKENFOOT
ROCKS!
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THE CURSE IS LIFTED.
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THANK YOU.
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IT WAS JUST A COSTUME!
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CHICKENFOOT WAS
A FRAUD ALL ALONG?
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THIS JUST PROVES THAT
PARANORMAL STUDIES
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ISN'T A BUNCH OF
CRAZIES BELIEVING
IN ANYTHING.
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WE ALSO DISPROVE THE FRAUDS.
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I BET THIS MEANS
BIGFOOT IS A FRAUD,
TOO!
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AND UFO'S!
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AND HOBOS.
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NO, WAIT.
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THOSE ARE REAL!
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EXCEPT THE HOBOS.
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WAIT, NO,
THEY'RE REAL.
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I--I GUESS.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH
YOU PEOPLE?
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AND SO THE LEGENDARY
CHICKENFOOT HAS BEEN
EXPOSED AS A FAKE,
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CALLING INTO QUESTION
ALL OTHER MONSTER
SIGHTINGS.
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WELL, THAT DIDN'T
TURN OUT LIKE I PLANNED,
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BUT...AT LEAST
IT'S FINALLY OVER.
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[BEEP BEEP BEEP]
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NOOOOOOO! OH HO OH!
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I'M A TACO!
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